I just moved into a place and my new roommate is gay. How likely am I to contract parasites from him via shared spaces like the bathroom and kitchen? How do I avoid getting parasites? And if I do get them, how will I know and how can I get rid of them? Serious answers only please. And don't tell me that gays don't have parasites, I know they fucking do.
>>34622470Wear a butt plug to sleep in case he gets blackout wasted and tries to rape you.
>>34622470No. Unless you eat his ass you aren't at risk of getting intestinal parasites from him
>>34622485But lets say he gets parasite eggs on his hands, then touches a surface, then I touch the same surface and get parasite eggs inside me. Explain to me why that can't happen.
Same risk of parasites from straight roomies
>>34622498I don't believe that
Have a rule about not fucking in the place.>>34622514Very true depending on how brown the guy is.
>>34622491Intestinal parasites don't do well outside of a host. Some, like tapeworm, can be spread this way but it's mostly by kids because you need to have no hygiene standards. Like, you need to scratch your ass and then immediately wipe your fingers on something that gets eaten within 15 minutes or so. So your roommate would need to be the grossest slob ever
>>34622470Plant drugs on him and then report him to the cops.
>>34622470Gay people have no monopoly on "pqeqsites" (whatever you mean by that). A clean gay man is cleaner than a dirty straight man.
>>34623399>A clean gay manoxymoron
>>34622470You can order ivermectin from amazon. The dosing rate for humans is the same as for horses.
>>34622470>And if I do get them, how will I knowYou'll start craving dicks in your butt.
