Is gooning more retarded than masturbating?
>>34623699aren't they the same?
>>34623736No, gooning is an attitude. A mindset. It's like saying you're making art verses drawing on some paper. Making love verses having sex. Having a debate verses arguing with each other. Singing at the opera verses yelling at a crowd of people.
>>34623736gooning is when a retard puts a cage on their penis for several hours while resisting the urge to touch it all while watching his wife get fucked by an african amerian man with a ten inch penis.
>>34623699Gooning can stress the soft tissues of your pelvis, which, being heavily innerved will start giving you pain similar to pregnant women at childbirth. Urologists won't know what to do and will chuck antibiotics at you, which will only train bacteria in your body to become unkillable, also the kind of antibiotics they use actually cause nerve damage and hearing loss.Don't goon.
>>34623870The fuck did I just read...
>>34623736NoFapping >> edging >> gooningA fap is to masturbate and cum, it can involve or not involve porn. Edging is the act of withholding from climaxing to extend the session and to make the climax more intense, relatively harmless, can or not involve porn. This is a slippery slope and can quickly devolve into gooning which is the act of basically being under masturbation hypnosis where the individual will edge for an extended period of time, with pornography (usually on multiple monitors or playing at the same time for sensory overload) and the brain essentially melts into a trance. It is the worst form of masturbation and destroys your brain.
>>34623908>usually on multiple monitors or playing at the same time for sensory overloadThe fuck? People do this shit? Bro that is heroin addict levels of addiction.
>>34623699If it takes you more than 2 minutes from start to finish it's probably a waste of time
>>34623956Yeah. Unironically I started doing it and I'm not gonna lie, it's really fun. Would not recommend though for the faint hearted.
One time I gooned so hard I had a mental orgasm and I can never reach that high again.
>>34627322>I had a mental orgasmlol the fuck?
>>34623736masturbating lasts like 5 mins, gooning takes hours, it's not good for your immune system
>>34628869>it's not good for your immune systemthe hell it is nigga dat shit is dope bitch
