help me deale with spangzoidstrexxes (bug which shall not be named)I'm going crazy here in moms basement watching them squeeze out from the cracks between the acoustic panels and straight up descend like absolute creep faggots.. Major league fat ones can't even repel properly and I'm just hearing them smack the floor and shit all around me.I know they "don't want to hurt me" but fuck that - I keep finding their bite marks everyday in the shower.!! And one went in my coffee and I drank it!For me, personally, that's the last straw, to be completely honest with you...Help me devise some sort of device or bait that can lure them all into one horrible mass that I can collect and get tf out (once I'm done smacking my head and reaching into my ears in panic) I also tested putting windex on them which does fucking nothing.They're in my bath towels (nightmare).One went in my ear and gave me PTSD when I discovered it.Also I ran an ozone generator overnight which gave me a massive headache but did nothing to them spadzoo because ozones heavier than air, and they're in the ceiling mainly as mentioned before.So it all comes down to this. A final battle between man and crabboid abomination. 100% Lemon juice does fucking 100% nothing on them by the way. Who the fuck even... well I guess god made them if you believe in that stuff but., why.When you see those legs start to poke out from acoustic tile and swish around in the air. Those thick black legs feelering around, and you just know it's a fatty plummeter. That must be a test from god to see if I'll commit suicide. Really funny dude.I've been sucking them into a Boba straw with some very fucking secure bit of cotton ball at the end so I don't inhale a wall-raisin. This splits my sanity in half like the joker.I feel like I'm at least doing something to help but it's also like wtf did I do to deserve this.Can some body please recommend what to do please. Sorry for swearing excessively during that btw
Is this /lit/? Are you asking how to get rid of spiders?
>>34623753Sorry, I still haven't figured out what type of bug you're talking about. But sprinkling liberal amounts of food-grade diatomaceous earth about the place will do for most crawling insects and spiders. Arrange it so they have to crawl through it to reach you.
>>34623775just looking for some sound /adv/ice on some pest control matters>>34623797there's no "walking through" anything bro, they're stringing down from the ceiling on top of me and yes they're fucking sp*iders. Its possible they'd walk on the walls and through carpet but... I thought diatomacious earth was like super fine particulate?Idk honestly. Thanks for the suggestions
Two words anon>Chemical warfare
Spray spay glue onto themYes this make the clean up annoying
>>34623753Try diatomaceous earth and let know how it go.
scatters diatomaceous earth aroundits more dense than air, so settles on exposed surfaces (falls off walls) spiders descend from the ceiling down onto the carpet, and back up the walls, never having to "crawl through" diatomaceous earth to get anywhere diatomaceous earth falls between carpet fibers while spider stays on topspiders never touch diatomaceous earth, nothing happensdiatomaceous earth kills bugs because it's sharp and cuts themonly works on contactbut remember the spiders arent touching it for the reasons mentioned abovenothing happensnext suggestion please
>>34623753Spiders are bros. You must learn to live with them. Nurture them. Cherish them.Give them nourishment in honor for their hard work.
>>34623753Damn, burn that shit
