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you using that?
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>>34624527
Do you eat millipedes?
See ya, ching chong.
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>>34624527
A-are you an archeologist?
>sweat profusely
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>you’re doing it wrong
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>nice form on those squats
>wow 30kg bench press that's very impressive for a woman your size
>you've made great progress since I started seeing you around
>do you compete? (hood classic)
>can you give me a spot? (hood classic)
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>>34624527
if she has headphones:
*waves*
>*takes off headphones*
*walk away*
>*flustered*
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What's your Lactobacillus crispatus score?
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It would be cool for once if people posted non-cringe ice breakers and lines to use. Like I get that we are all awkward and have no social skills, but it would be nice if there were a few good lines we could all use.
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>>34624527
>GYM ICE BREAKERS
h..hi...ima full on rapist, are you finished yet?
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>>34624534
>You still using that/almost done?
>Nice, you're pretty good at (workout).
>You new here/how long you been going here?
>How's it going/so how's life?
>(Compliment article of clothing).
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>>34624532
Based
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>wow nice wide shoulders, are you doing test? how big is your clitty?
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>>34624541
>You still using that/almost done?
I didn't even know this was considered an ice breaker, I just want them to move so I can get sets in
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>>34624527
>*doing leg press side by side with a girl who does it barefoot*
>"whoa I never thought about doing it barefoot, is it better?"
Finally broke the ice with the big-glute cutie from my gym last week because she started explaining it to me, doing the exercise wrong and asking if the way they do it is better also works. Just hope to make a friend out of it, she seems nice
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>>34624541
Are these in order? What would that conversation even look like?
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>can i sniff that when you’re done with it?
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>see regular hot gym chick i always made awkward eye contact with on a machine
>do my own thing for a bit
>walk over to her and ask her when she’s going to be done
>she didn’t respond like a cunt
>jokingly say i don’t even need to use the machine i just wanted an excuse to come over and talk to you
this worked for me once.
yes, i ended up having sex with her at a later date.
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>hey, are you using that?
Used it twice and got a bitch face with a nod but I’m an ugly manlet so keep that in mind
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>>34624527
>How long have you been bulking?
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>>34624534
>What inspired you to work out?
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>>34624527
What are the optimal times to go to meet hot girls at the gym? I go to a college one nearby which should theoretically have tons of babes yet it’s like 90% senior citizens, jeets, chinks and high school students whenever I attend. Women are like 10% of the regulars there at most and the attractive girls even less so.
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>>34628828
two questions, both in good faith: how fit were you when you first spoke to this woman (and also general appearance like height, etc)? and was this just fucking or did she become a gf?
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>>34629927
5’10 180lbs 305 bench att. i wasn’t always fit but it took getting in shape to realize how much it actually matters. so if you aren’t in shape and wondering why you can get ass then that’s your answer. also, i just fucked her a couple of times.
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>>34630151
i see so good but still human. i definitely recognize me being a lard ass is beyond disgusting and i don't begrudge women for finding me repulsive. i've never approached because i wouldn't want to be approached by an uggo either.
i also have immutable traits that are hideous as well, so i don't know how much can truly be mitigated, but regardless the former statement stands.
honestly though even ideal fit and not ugly me only wants sex with someone i'd want to marry. but ill still keep the dialogue in mind
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>>34629116
Normie hours, which is normally like 4-7 PM. But it also has a lot to do with the gym itself, like if its an expensive gym then obviously youre not going to get young women going there



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