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Living in an apartment. Having access to their front door and their underground space in the common area (two parking spaces and storage unit)

1. Vanilla (minor hassle - easy to fix)
- Put a piece of raw meat or fish inside their front door electrical panel. Let it rot and smell for days until they find it.
- Flip the circuit breaker of their charger while they're charging their Tesla during the night. Ideally go back early in the morning and turn it back on so they don't understand why the fuck their car didn't charge.
- Graffiti a giant swastika or cock on their front-door.

2. Committed (real hassle - hard to fix)
- Cut off their charging post from the power source; their individual charging post is connected to the common electrical box. The wire goes through plastic pipes. Cut a section of wire inside the pipe so it isn't obvious the connection was broken. They will them assume the charger is broken and spend weeks arguing with the manufacturer before realizing what happened.
- Pour cement in their keyholes (front-door and storage). For the front-door, do it while no one is home so they can't get inside without drilling.
- Jam their car doors with super glue.

3. Demented (they might have to move)
- Cement their car. Prepare two large bucket of fast-setting cement, then go to their parking space and pour it all over their Tesla. Level it with a spatula to make sure most of the car is covered. Go disguised as a clown or something because Teslas have sentry mode and you don't wanna fuck with that. What they'll see is a lunatic dressed as a clown holding two buckets coming towards the camera before everything goes dark.
- Find a way to break into their house while they're on vacation and fill their toilet and sink drains with hydraulic cement. Pour a bunch of water to make sure it dries inside their pipes. They have to do serious and expensive repair work and won't be able to live there in the meantime.

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