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In this thread we ask the opposite gender anything!

There are no thread-specific rules here, but we're on /adv/ so please respect /adv/ forum rules.

Previously on ATOGA: >>34622465
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NEW ALYSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ciw14dzkduE
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>>34625064
second for flat women <3
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Men if your girlfriend couldn't remove her menstrual disc would you get in there and try to pull it out for her or make her go to urgent care?
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Why are late 90s and early 2000s sex comedies so comfy? I'm an introvert who doesn't like casual sex and partying at all but I can never get enough of them.
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all jewish posters, report in. state your gender and how observant you are.
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/atoja/
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>>34625078
I'm not jewish but my uncle is convinced we are for some ungodly reason
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>>34625078
Male, no observations.
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>>34625084
As a Jew I find it pretty unsettling how some Christians I meet are almost jealous that I'm Jewish. It feels so bizarre
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>>34625075
I'd just press the eject. Duh
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wow never seen an atoga kick off with a tel aviv roll call
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Idk why anyone would prefer Muslims to Jews 2bh
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>>34625086
Not even shabbat dinner? Why?
>>34625091
Not all Jews are Israeli. I personally am not a fan of Israel.
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I love blondes
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ladies

do you know that Jesus is the son of God and he took the form of man and died to redeem us, so that we would no longer be slaves to sin?
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>>34625089
because in the bible it says you guys are god's chosen people or whatever
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I don't know if I'm tiny or my chair is huge
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>>34625075
I'd do a little research first and if I didn't feel comfortable doing it I'd take her to the doctor.
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>>34625101
it also says a lot of other stuff... the jews and God have a rocky relationship... they're partially hardened right now because of their rejection of Christ
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>>34625092
I just dislike them both like a normal person.
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>>34625105
yes but christians don't actually read the bible so they don't know.
and I'm not trying to be cynical it's just the truth
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>>34625075
Her what
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>>34625108
NTA
I assume he's referring to mensural/diva cups.
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Women, would you do foreplay with no sex?
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>>34625107
the zionist lobby psyopped Christians like 140 years ago to engineer this outcome.
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>>34625101
So? Didn't Jesus redeem Christians from sin or whatever? You need to either follow the Old Testament as a Jew or the New Testament as a Christian. Don't mix and match lol
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If any of atoga moids became famous or rich they 100% would be regular guests on Little Saint James
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>>34625089
>jealous
Unless you’re speaking to nutjobs who take the Bible completely literally, no Christians think this way. I think you should be shot for instance
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>>34625114
no, i'd be charlie kirked
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>>34625089
NTA
That's more of an Evangelical boomer thing, but it's at least more logically consistent than the Christians who hate Jews (since you know, Jesus was Jewish).
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>>34625110
>making out with someone is non-sexual
God I hate women. They simultaneously believe words don’t mean anything but also they are very rigid and strict in definition when they want them to be. If you don’t consider making out to be a proto-sexual act then you’re fucked in the head
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>>34625089
Only Evengelical nutjobs are like this, in my experience.
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do you ever wonder what this place was like before it became acceptable to grab twitter or reddit screen shots to rage bait with to farm engagement replies even going as far as to do it with Resetera, Facebook and Blueskye social media as well, like why does that work so well when everybody is here because they hate those sites for one reason or another? It's like hanging out with a friend and all you do is trash the people you don't like even through you're not to fond of each other either, feels toxic like feeding on mutual negativity and nothing else.
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>>34625114
That's too high profile. I'd just play it like kiedis.
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>>34625119
Jews killed Jesus, so if you believe in collective guilt then you have to hate all Jews.

And as we all know, collective punishment is a great idea that's always based in rational thought and results in positive outcomes.
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>>34625116
It's obviously not very common, but I live in a small town in Texas and a few local preachers I've met reacted that way and some other less religious Christians did. There were a few that tried to convince me to believe in Christ which was a lot less weird
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>>34625119
what is often called hate or antisemitism is merely acknowledgment and criticism of jewish actions

then there's the fact that Jesus the jew called jews sons of satan and jew went on to crucify him... many jews think merely stating this is jew hate and antisemitism
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>>34625124
That was the Romans dawg
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>>34625129
tell it to ben shapiro, your lies have no play here
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>>34625125
>I live in a place known for Bible literalists
>Man why are Christians all Bible literalists
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>>34625075
If I thought I could manage it, I'd give it a try. I'm not squeamish. But I'd be wary of causing damage!
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>>34625126
>acknowledgement of Jewish actions
You can't say ahit like this and expect me to take you seriously
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>>34625129
The Romans didn’t kill Jesus, the Romans didn’t give a shit what internal gay shit the Jews were doing, the Pharisees brought Jesus before the Romans because only Romans were allowed to sentence someone to death and they basically threatened revolt if they didn’t.
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>>34625076
>Why are late 90s and early 2000s sex comedies so comfy?
The soundtracks do a lot of heavy lifting. American Pie always had bangers.

>>34625099
Yes, and he's based for doing so.

>>34625110
>Women, would you do foreplay with no sex?
Yes, but making out isn't exactly foreplay.

>>34625124
They bore false witness against him, which is the ninth commandment.
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>>34625099
The word "know" is doing a lot of heavy lifting, there.
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>>34625131
Is Texas known for that? Im honestly not very familiar with Christianity. Like why are there 5+ different churches of different sects in the town if people are "bible literalists"?
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>>34625134
i expect a fool to return to his folly as a dog returns to its vomit
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>>34625138
NTA
But southerners tend to be very conservative and the south is where most evangelical boomers live. It's called "bible belt" for a reason.
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>>34625110
>would you do foreplay with no sex?
That's a nonsensical question. If there's no sex, it isn't "foreplay".
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>>34625111
>>34625112
don't ask me man I'm not christian I'm just telling you that's how they are
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Question for larger women who are using dating apps

What could I put in my bio that would let you know I am into larger body types (I like chubby to bbw) without it being a thing that turns you off and makes you swipe me off?
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Small boob women, do they still jiggle if you shake?
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>>34625110
The fact that you can't distinguish between non-sexual touch and "foreplay" is just tragic.
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>need to take a piss
>unloads 2 litters of liquid gold in my toilet
>shake meat scepter profusely to get rid of excess piss
>put fleshy sex organ away
>a few droplets of urine come out

this happens every fucking time I hate it
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>>34625149
Why are men so against using toilet paper when they pee?
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Women can I still grope your tits if we're doing "non sexual" making out
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>>34625147
If I jump or slap them, yes.
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>>34625150
That still happens even after using toilet paper. Sometimes you know it's going to happen, and you dab and dab and dab and dab, all to no avail.
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>>34625150
I've tried it and the toilet paper dissolved and stuck to my dick head
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>>34625153
You're hot
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>>34625152
Purrhaps
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ladies

how do you feel about being a stay at home mom living on a homestead
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Is being an animal lover something to hide or show when I am dating? I got a zoology degree and have been upclose with lions and i'll pick up spiders. To what degree could I show that it would it be a negative?
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>be me
>think all day about texting my crush
>finally do it
>wait in anticipation for her to text back
>minutes turn to hours, worry she forgot about me
>she finally texts back a few hours later
>I get super nervous and procrastinate texting her back

Anyone else like this?
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>>34625163
It sounds like I'm being trapped in a glided cage.
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>>34625116
>nutjobs who take the Bible completely literally

Yeah, thats american "christians" for you.Why do you think they got kicked out of Europe, because they were so non-loony and sane?Lmao
And mind you, they got kicked out after the Thirty Years War ended and everyone decided its better to get along. Except those guys. Too crazy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Gaming:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Gothic_architecture#/media/File:Kartause_Gaming_Kirchenfassade_und_Arkadenhof.jpg
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>>34625163
my dream
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how do i find a femanon who wants to be a stay at home mom on a homestead? i want to marry one. but she has to be jewish.
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>>34625170
yes, it's much more fulfilling to women to pursue careers out of a city apartment, childless (says no studies or data whatsoever, just jewish feminist propaganda designed to destroy western nations [they're not preaching that shit to the hasidics they funnel our tax dollars to in order to prop up the jewish birth rate])
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male anons do you (you) think women feel sexual frustration?
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>>34625163
Maybe a stay at home for a year after giving birth. But in a homestead? That’s a possibility. Eventually I would get restless out there.
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>>34625182
they wouldn't feel frustrated if they had sex with me
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>>34625182
yes
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>>34625181
Why ask a question if you've already decided on the answer and you won't accept alternate answers?
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Is cats and cheese the new atoga theme anons? I’ll get to studying charcuterie boards.
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>>34625181
I mean, I have nothing against having children, I just don't want to be cooped up in a house all day. Also I don't live in the big city, the big city sucks. You realize that soul sucking shitty office jobs aren't the only jobs out there, right?
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>>34625193
>cooped up in a house all day
Stay at home mom doesn't literally mean stay inside the house all day, baka
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>>34625195
Okay, but I want to leave the house for more reasons beyond buying shit and hanging out with other housewives.
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If we are starting homesteads, what are you planning on making?
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hey femanon, you have nice hair :)
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State gender

Has this ever happened to you?
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>>34625198
just because you're on a homestead doesn't mean you don't live within a reasonable distance of a town

the whole family would be going out every week/weekend for something i'd imagine
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I think if I had someone to cuddle every night I would be a happier person
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>>34625182
Duh?
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>>34625200
やめてください
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>>34625208
:(
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>>34625203
>the whole family would be going out every week/weekend for something i'd imagine
Okay, so only three reasons I'd be out of the house then. Why is the idea of a working wife so offensive to you? We already established that shitty soul sucking office jobs aren't the only jobs out there.
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>>34625208
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I think if I had my cat and someone to cuddle every night, my quality of life would increase by at least 50%.
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>>34625198
How about hanging out in/taking care of the garden, the family outings a few times a week, date nights, and occasional vacations? What more do you want?
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>>34625190
>>34625206
Good
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>my name is kittenposter men only want to rape young girls not old hags like me
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I think if I was a femanon's catboy bf my quality of life would improve 200%
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>>34625215
are you sexually frustrated?
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>>34625210
>the idea of a working wife so offensive to you
it's not

just when they should be raising children and keeping a home

once the kids are out of the house get a degree, start a company, w.e, i'll probably help
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>>34625218
yes extremely, for like the past 2 years. i want it really really really badly and im too scared to talk to men in real life
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>>34625219
>probably
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>>34625214
>How about hanging out in/taking care of the garden
I do not have a green thumb, plants die under my hands.
>the family outings a few times a week, date nights, and occasional vacations?
So I wouldn't be able to go out with any friends of mine? Couldn't go out for anything related to my hobbies? What if I just feel like being alone? What if I want to make extra money so I'm not a strain on the household? What I want is a sense of freedom, something I've struggled to have my entire life.
>>34625219
If your concern is overreliance on daycare I agree with that, but I still have no interest in the stay at home mom lifestyle. Yes I would do maternity leave for the first year, but then I would slowly but surely gradually get back to working. Also
>i'll probably help
No you won't. One of the biggest reasons women grew to resent the trad lifestyle is because the husbands never helped out ever.
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>>34625221
then just go out with me, duh. unless you dont want jewish dick
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>>34625226
You have to neg and insult her. She won't respond positively if you express positive interest in her.
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>>34625224
you're zogged and projecting all these preconceived notions onto this

talking to you is a waste of time and you're only disingenuously engaging to shit on me and my ideas anyway
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>>34625221
*cums in your direction*
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>>34625228
i dont do that
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>be me
>there is a girl I like
>I treat her nicely
>I very obviously give her the ick
>lose interest, start being rude to her
>now she won't stop talking to me
women why are you like this?
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i was led on by a jewish girl a few years back

asked her out and everything but she rejected me

i was so lucky
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>>34625229
Right, I'm being disingenuous, not the guy who thinks that everyone who disagrees with him must be brainwashed by Jews/Israel/Zionism.
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I HATE SUMMER!!! I CAN'T GO OUT WITHOUT FEELING LIKE MY SKIN IS MELTING!!!!
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>>34624744
M
Piano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuakYr_d26Q
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My arm almost healed to the point where I can ride a motorcycle again, which one should I get?
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>>34625234
don't you have daycare duties to tend to?
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>>34625226
:)
>>34625230
:)
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>>34625239
>replies to two people
unfaithful slut!!!
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>>34625238
>We're now back to the shitty soul sucking office job narrative
Cool story bro, I work at a hotel.
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>>34625235
Get a parasol. They invented those thousands of years ago for that.
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>>34625245
but they look kinda gay
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>>34625242
>I work at a hotel
so you're poor, and if you actually took care of yourself you could probably marry up and barely have to work at all after the kids are out of the house, but oh noes then you'd be at the mercy of a man! can't have that
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>>34625246
Do you want to be happy or do you want to look 100% masculine at all times? This is a choice every man must make.
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>>34625248
NTA, but do you think shaming people for their income is a good look for you?
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>>34625148
>>34625142
>>34625136
It says sex therapist so I'm not going to take that back
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>>34625248
I'm middle class, thanks. But let's deconstruct this, you're basically saying I should become a gold digger? Even though men say they hate gold diggers? The fuck?
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Women, how much do you care about dick dimensions (size and shape) ? Does it only matter who the dick is attached to? Do you hate big dicks or short dicks? What’s your ideal dick size?
And before you say
>it’s about how you do in bed and communicate, not about size
Stop fucking lying. I’ve experienced the exact opposite because certain positions a girl liked didn’t work because of my dick
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I hate how women use the economy as an excuse for why they won't be stay at home moms. Like bitch I make $300k a year, that's more than enough to raise a family
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>>34625249
I already don't look masculine so I guess I want to be happy
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>>34625211
I am going to yoink this for future use.
>>34625217
にゃん ;3
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Do you think the internet has poisoned the mind of the young towards dating?
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>>34625253
>you're basically
deliberately misconstruing what i'm saying? perhaps

maybe you're just retarded
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>humblebrag posters are back
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>>34625241
:)
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>>34625237
As a man I don't understand why some men are like this
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>>34625250
that's not the intent. poor women have always worked, and hospitality is one of the fields poor women traditionally worked in.
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>>34625263
Like what?
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>>34625261
*rapes you hatefully*
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Anons I found a pile of bluebird feathers when I was walking today? Who let their cat out?
>me
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>>34625254
>Hey women, could you answer this question with only one specific answer I have in mind. If you don't answer with the specific answer, I'm gonna call you a liar
>>34625255
Did I ever once mention the economy? The economy could be fantastic and I still wouldn't want to be a stay at home mom.
>>34625259
How the fuck am I deliberately miconstructing what you're saying? You literally said I should marry a rich man for his money, which by definition would make me a gold digger.
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>>34625103
Lemme sit on it and put >him on my lap.
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>>34625257
>にゃん ;3
*purrrr* :3
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>>34625269
>Did I ever once mention the economy?
I wasn't talking to you retard
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>>34625265
Your intent is to shame her into giving up her lifestyle and adopting your preferred lifestyle, and there appears to be no depths to which you won't sink, including shaming her income.

I sure hope you're only tradlarping for personal reasons and not religious reasons, because we all know how Jesus would feel about you shaming those with lower incomes.
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>>34625258
The sexual """revolution""" did that. The internet is flypaper for impressionable lunatics who shouldn't be dating anyway, but for everyone else, it's just a way to gather data on the shitshow of modern dating faster.
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>>34625268
Keep them and use them for proposing to your future wife.
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>>34625269
i said marry up, to a man who could support a modest lifestyle with children

not a rich man

this is how your twisted mind warps everything you perceive

i hope you can knock that shit out, seems like a lot of women do it
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Girls would you do this for your boyfriend if he really really wanted it?

I have a really specific fetish where I want to have a girl hang her head over the edge of the bed and I fuck her face so that she pukes onto her own face. I am heavy into degradation, and it’s always been a fantasy of mine. I don’t have a puke fetish in general, it’s the degradation that I like.
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>>34625258
Let’s count the many ways brain rot has formed in the youth, shall we?
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>>34625256
Good choice. I think dudes who can rock something despite fears of it looking effeminate are the most respectable.
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>>34625277
Yeah sure okay, you're right, I'm totally brainwashed by the Jews and that's the only reason I don't want to be a tradwife. It can't possibly be because I have my own personal feelings that make the idea unappealing to me. Nope, just zog brainwashing.
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Girls,

Man with motorbike?
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>>34625276
How do I break it to them?
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>>34625279
>eally specific fetish where I want to have a girl hang her head over the edge of the bed and I fuck her face
ok
>so that she pukes onto her own face
what
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>>34625210
You would be working. On a homestead. Dummy
it's shared labour. You'd literally have your own business together with your husband. And your labour would be your own. What more would you even want? Women are so funny
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>>34625281
you also stand out more, I notice a lot of people looking at me since I let my hair grow
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>>34625273
>her lifestyle
where she would be objectively less happy according to the data and both parents would have to work and their children would be brainwashed by the state? yea, i'd prefer to avoid that, public schools aren't exactly getting better, which is why homeschool rates are through the roof
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>>34625182
women can go months and years without sex or masturbation
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>>34625283
Does it come with the little sidecar?
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>>34625287
Well, according to the Harvest Moon games, you just use them like you would a proposal ring.
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>>34625277
Not that anon and not a woman, but gold digging isn't about relative wealth. It's just a question of emphasis. It's perfectly reasonable and justified for a woman to consider a potential spouse's finances. It's gold digging if she marries him specifically because of those finances, to the exclusion of any other concern.
Conversely, it's NOT gold digging if she refuses to date any man who makes under X amount or isn't otherwise financially stable.
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>>34625258
I was blackpilled by my mom long before I got internet access
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>>34625282
>just zog brainwashing
maybe someday you'll realize how pervasive it really it

probably won't tho
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>>34625288
Do you not understand the logistics or are you expressing incredulity?
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How do women that are into fat men cope with the fact that they're all missing out on 1.5-2" of dick due to the pubic fat pad?
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>>34625199
I just wanna go to war
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>>34625266
I assumed you almost killed yourself on a motorcycle and are gonna do it again
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>>34625294
harvest moon reference? on my atoga? unbelievable!
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>>34625293
No, but you can ride on the back
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I'm going to the cemetery in 12 hours :)
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>>34625297
Sure thing buddy, everybody else is brainwashed but you and everyone with the same opinions as you. That sure isn't a convenient narrative for you.
>>34625302
I loved the GBA and Gamecube games so much as a kid.
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>>34625199
fit educated children, guns, clean food and medicine
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>>34625279
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I wish there was a place to have rational and levelheaded conversations about politics in the big '26
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>>34625199
Empty land to move onto.
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>>34625279
I really wish coomers killed themselves
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>>34625306
more strawmanning

you're pathetic

take note anons
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>>34625306
>I loved the GBA and Gamecube games so much as a kid.
I really liked harvest moon 64 and back to nature, actually been trying to get a perfect rating in btn for the past few months
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>>34625064
Girls, do you like it when guys like smelling you or enjoy smelling your hair etc?

Does it make a difference if it's a platonic friend who notices your scent.
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>I'm just gonna throw around the term strawman at people who criticize me without showing how they're supposedly strawmanning me
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State gender. What’s a general sign the “spark is gone” and I have to reignite the spark before she breaks up with me?
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>tfw I had a priapism for 16 hours yesterday
>penis is flaccid but sore now
>noticeably thicker
Anyone else have penis growth spurts?
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>>34625301
I only broke my arm I didn't come close to dying
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>>34625279
Porn has created holes in your brain
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>>34625306
UNC!!
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Sex. do you like it slow and sensual or fast and primal?
under the covers or without covers/blankets
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>>34625321
TROON!!
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>>34625318
Anon, you're supposed to go to the hospital when it's erect for more then six hours.
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>>34625308
>>34625311
>>34625320
Oh sure, piss and shit are fine but let’s all dogpile the puke guy.
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>>34625322
M, all of the above
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I'm all sweaty right now :(
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>lemme just strawman, incessantly misquoting anon and pretend i don't know what i'm doing

see how vile these cunts are?
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>>34625322
M
Slow and sensual until one of us is about to cum, I'm ambivalent on covers
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>>34625325
Shit and puke are not fine
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>>34625288
he probably means something like those 2 hour Japanese deepthroat marathons you can find at least on spankbang
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when I have an erection I lose my balance
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>>34625332
Vomit, especially when you do it on an empty stomach filled with milk, is like throwing up water without the burn.
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Women
Do you expect men to change a baby's shitty nappy or feed them?
In my opinion, that's a woman's job. You guys are good at that

I've a nephew and when he get's dropped off I don't change his nappy or feed him. I just entertain him all day and lift him for my mother and put him to bed. Which takes a huge strain off my mother and father. But yeah, my father doesn't do it either, he thinks the same as me

You don't actually expect men to handle shitty nappies and bath them and all that, do you? Be reasonable
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Be quiet for several days
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>>34625330
jews, zog, luciefarians, satanism, israel, atheism, feminism, secularism, sexual revolution, drugs, jews, zog, luciefarians, satanism, israel, atheism, feminism, secularism, sexual revolution, drugs, jews, zog, luciefarians, satanism, israel, atheism, feminism, secularism, sexual revolution, drugs
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>>34625324
I was able to keep some blood moving through good temperature control and medication at home, I've had them before this was just the longest because it didn't want to go down
And I don't want to go to the doctor because a needle in the dick is horrifying
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>>34625110
Yeah. Makeout for hours.
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>>34625263
Feminine soul
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>>34625152
Ok. But nicely.
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When umm... when you are making out with someone, do you not smell their breath? I hate smelling people's breath, it makes me sick
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>>34625336
Men will say shit like this and then think that misandry only exists due to feminist brainwashing.
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Is the clit not always near the hood? I was trying to give a girl head and it felt like I was licking around the hood based off what my tongue could feel, but apparently I wasn't even close, I was way too high. Wtf was I licking?
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Is it better to burn hot and fast or slow and typical
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>>34625348
Well yeah, I don't see how that's wrong. Stop hating men, you wicked witch
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>>34625163
Sure. But I will go stir crazy if I don't get out of the house unless the property is big enough to fuck off to a corner of it.
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>>34625337
I'm quiet for months at a time
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>>34625064
Posted this in the last thread because I didn't realize it was dead

So women, how old is too old to have zero dating experience?
I don't mean like how old before you judge him, I mean for your personal tastes, what would the oldest guy with zero experience you would date? And if you are inexperienced yourself, would his inexperience be a plus or a minus?
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>>34625335
If my boyfriend tried to sell me on puking onto my own face whilst his dick is down my throat, I’d break up with him
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>>34625352
>I don't see how it's wrong that I don't want to help out with raising my children.
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whats the wildest shit you've gooned to, both genders

bonus points if its actually kinda funny
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I can’t breed and it’s Israel’s fault
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>>34625356
what's the point of making the same question over and over again?
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>>34625232
You told us that moids that are mean to us actually like us. Maybe moids should stop lying sometime this next generation so the assholes can stop getting attention.
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>>34625359
Woman being drowned in the bathtub
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Women:
If your ex-bf texted you "hey I found [gift you gave me] while cleaning out my car, did you ever finish collecting those?" would that make you more or less likely to respond than "hey how are you?" after 6 months of no contact
>I wouldn't reply
Do you have at least one ex you would reply to?
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>>34625258
>nineteen-year-old who has been on two dates in their entire life
When I was 19 i had never ever been on one date
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>>34625359
M
Minecraft porn
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>>34625254
It doesn't matter much. I'll use whatever is attatched to >him. With making out and groping.
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>>34625365
I'm 30 and I've never been in a date
You're not special
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>>34625358
It's not my child. It's my nephew
Obviously if it's my child i'm going to have to whether I like it or not because one person can't do it all the time. Bitch, I'm not even getting paid, my mother is, I don't have to do anything yet I occupy my whole day with him when he's out

Goes to show you. You do something for someone and it will never be enough, they'll want you to do everything then
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>>34625359
cnc fics
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>>34625279
>it’s the degradation that I like.
No.
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>>34625371
Do you think I want it for another reason?
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>>34625359
mom ntr chatbot
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>>34625359
F
Genital mutilation guro fics. Yes I'm mentally ill.
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>>34625369
>>34625358
The woman should be the primary nappy changer and baby feeder though, when it comes to your own children
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Why does it seem like all of the people with high sex drives are freaks? I just want to have a lot of pretty vanilla sex
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>>34625322
No covers in summer for windy plap.
Yes covers in winter for warm bodies sexing.
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>>34625377
Because I do not drink, smoke, do drugs, or gamble. My only release is through sex.
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>>34625372
>I think you have a puke fetish and are embarassed about it.
Not really.
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>>34625166
Why would you hide it? I could only see that being an issue if you actually had spiders at home.

>>34625167
It's a text bro, relax.

>>34625317
When you think about interacting and decide "nah maybe later".
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>>34625374
Not judging but what exactly is the appeal? Like what about it activates your almonds?
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>>34625320
Can those holes be fucked?

>>34625359
F
A woman on Facebook posted a video of herself getting fucked by a dog.

>>34625377
They chase new highs. It eventually comes full circle and vanilla sex starts feeling as good as it used to.
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>>34625336
M
In years 0-3, the baby is completely bodily dependent on the mother, from nutrition to nervous system regulation. The baby is basically still a bodily extension to the mother, and as such it makes sense for the mother to take care of the baby's sanitary needs as well. It's probably good idea for the father to be able to do that as a backup, but in general it's the mother's job.
Fathers become instrumental later in play wrestling, thrill and overall later development when the child starts growing into its own thing.
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>>34625377
>Why do moderate drinkers have a glass of wine and alcoholics pound down ever clear
You tell me
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>>34625381
I don’t have a puke fetish. The act of vomiting or the actual fluid does not do anything for me, especially if it’s chunky it’s actually a turn off. It’s the idea that she would do something disgusting to herself for my pleasure that I like.
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True love will find you in the end
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>>34625359
An eroge that was basically succubus monopoly.
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Listen. You have literal built-in biological baby feeders. It is literally a woman's natural role to look after babies and young toddlers. Fact
Why can't they accept that? Why do they have to get all pissy about it?

>>34625387
Yes that's exactly what I think
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>>34625377
high sex drive = higher frequency of sexual activity

from then it's just chasing the dragon, just like anything else
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>>34625361
I figured this was a common question, sorry then
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>>34625383
I won't go into too much detail but it stems from a personal interest in body horror and a mixture of body modification and medical fetishism.
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>>34625359
futanari, it was my first exposure to porn when I was 11
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>>34625389
>especially if it’s chunky it’s actually a turn off.
Well if I eat corn or beans without chewing too much, they'll be whole.
Also if you do this too much it can damage her teeth and esophagus. Why not just splosh in the first place? Food itself can be gross. Pie her. Twice.
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Either gender

That anon inspired me, what was YOUR first exposure to porn?
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>>34625396
are you into bloodplay?
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>>34625399
m

removing porn viruses from the family computer
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>>34625359
F. I flicked it to a yearly performance review filled with compliments since it made me so happy.
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>>34625399
F
Lewd games on Newgrounds.
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>>34625399
My grandpa had given their computer porn aids before I got my own account to use windows 95 on.
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>>34625404
cute
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>>34625398
You don’t do it just randomly you have to prep by doing it on an empty stomach, then drinking a lot of milk immediately prior. This stops any half digested food coming up and neutralises any remaining stomach acid so that it just feels like water without the burning sensation.
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>>34625401
Eh not really. The more extreme stuff is always a purely fictional thing for me.
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>>34625399
M
Searching sex on YouTube
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>>34625399
actually that wasn't my first exposure to porn now that I think about it, my dad was watching a movie with extremely graphic sex scenes (it might've been porn) and I was there in the room and dad didn't care that I was there.

I remember feeling funny down there
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>>34625399
Went to "boobs.com" as a joke when I was 10 or so. I was terrified I was going to get in serious trouble for it, somehow.
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>>34625407
Better than being made fun of for it, I guess.
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>>34625410
hmm I see, I have a thing for amputation but only when it's women getting their arms cut off or whatever, it's not a women hate thing btw
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>>34625399
>what was YOUR first exposure to porn?
F
My dad had some VHS tapes of a blonde woman getting fucked. I was probably about 5 years old.
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women

do you watch porn?

how do you feel about it?
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>>34625393
because men wont impregnate me
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>>34625409
>even talking about prep for vomiting
Beyond fixable.
Do not redeem.
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>>34625078
What do you want, really? Would you have us all dead if you could? Or is there any way to make peace with your kind?
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>>34625418
Cartoon porn and hentai are the most ethical forms of pornography. Jews are based for brainwashing Japan.
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>>34625393
Because moids want to avoid supporting children financially. They should have a tax break if you get vasectomied.
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>>34625399
i printed a picture of a topless women in black and white and put it on a floppy disk. i fucked someone over on aol pics chatroom and didn't send them porn back

ive been addicted to the internet since
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>>34625414
Why would anyone make fun of something so adorable?
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>>34625422
I think that stuff dates back to long before they ever heard of Jews.
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now that I think about it, it's not normal to watch porn with your son in the room is it?
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>>34625420
Well, it's not too different from having to prep for anal sex and people do that all the time. Not sure which is more disgusting, shit or puke though. It seems that humans evolved to gain pleasure from sticking things into every hole possible
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>>34625399
I was looking for fan art of zelda and i found a bunch of pictures of female zelda characters with dicks drawn on

i was doomed from that moment
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>>34625422
>japan
>brainwashed by jews
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>>34625429
>anal sex and people do that all the time.
That's mostly gay men....
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>>34625404
I too have a praise kink
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>>34625421
im jewish
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>>34625420
>how dare you considered the comfort of your partner when they’re doing something for your pleasure

>>34625429
Shit can actually kill you. Puke cannot make you sick. It’s on the same level as urine.
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>>34625430
You're not alone, my first exposure to rule 34 was a Midna x Wolf Link image.
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>>34625421
oh i misunderstood. i dont want anything from you and i dont want you to die. i think different religions can respect each other and coexist.
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>>34625431
And yet the Jews still invaded them and brainwashed them to make degenerate hentai. BASED.
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Gender
Have you gone to/would you go to a casino?
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>>34625386
>>34625374
>>34625363
>be ashamed of being a freaky pervert
>see these
alright then i wont whine about it then, nvm

there's levels to this shit
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Femanons, do you remember?
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>>34625442
Yes. Current gambling cultural topics of discussion aside, if you aren't a literal retard with zero self-control casinos can be fun to blow some money at every once in a while. Especially if it's a casino with a good restaurant and whatnot.
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>>34625441
yes, jews built the nuke and they deliberately dropped it on the japanese cities with the highest concertation of Christians
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>>34625397
the hentai was called discode btw
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Found kittenposter
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>>34625444
yeah i was 6 when nyan cat became a meme
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>it turned into an argument about jews again
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>>34625442
F
Funny enough, I was born and raised in Vegas, but have only gambled once in my life.
>>34625444
Yup. I was big into vocaloid back in the day.
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>>34625417
Was your mom blonde
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>>34625355
Indeed
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guys oliver tree died :( i watched him on vine and went to his first music tour when i was 16 this is so fucked up
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>>34625444
Yes. I know the old ways.
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>>34625399
M
My sister showed me a gangbang when I was 5
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>>34625457
He was a year younger than me. And now he's dead. That's spooky.
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>>34625442
M
I have been
My dad and I stayed in a casino hotel and we took $20 and put it in a machine until it ran out
I have no desire to go back. Why would I just give someone more money and probably nothing in return?
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lilly?
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>>34625459
How does your sister feel about being tortured for the rest of her eternal life
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>>34625441
I think it was the Americans that fried their brains with the nukes and radiation
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>>34625453
Stop looking at them. Make other questions so they don't get enough room to spam.
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>>34625460
Bitch you are in your 40s
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>>34625457
How'd he die?
>>34625444
Cat, I'm a kitty cat
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>>34625445
>Current gambling cultural topics of discussion aside
Huh?

>>34625454
I've never been to one unfortunately. Seems like it'd be a fun way to spend a night out. My siblings go out to Vegas yearly but I've never gotten to tag along.
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>>34625399
M
Depends on your definition
Because like I kept sneaking looks at the lingerie in the Sears catalog when I was young
I started with the hard stuff about 15. Remember there was this cheerleaders scissoring video I really liked
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>>34625465
Hopefully bad, but she’s too retarded to know that’s going to happen
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>>34625470
Got kobe'd
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>>34625457
That’s crazy I just saw an advertisement for his new project earlier today
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Guys, do you know the movie Poltergeist (1982)?
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You can disagree without arguing. I wish people understood this. I’m sick and tired of this. What, you expect me to raise my voice at you because we disagreed about some minor local economy issue? Are you that trauma broken?
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Where do I meet women?

>through work
All the women at my work at either old, taken, or not my type.
>through hobbies
I do have hobbies with women in them, I do have any interests in hobbies with women in them
>through friends
My friends are from my hobby, we are in the same boat
>meet women at clubs and bars
I do not drink
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I should take over africa with a band of mercenaries. It can't be that hard.
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>>34625480
>I do have
I don’t have*
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>>34625442
F, I've been thrice, two different ones. Kinda fun, just something different to do and see, don't care for the gambling though.
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>>34625480
Conventions. But then you should also pick up drinking or drugs at least.
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Why are sisters horrible to their brothers?
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>>34625480
>where do I meet women
If you have to ask they don't want you
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>>34625479
Talk louder = more right
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>>34625482
yea let's just make a white paradise in africa, we'll call it rhodesia, jews will definitely let us have that
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>>34625482
Go for North Sentinel Island first, it can be your Outer Heaven.

>>34625484
I guess they have other entertainment options too, huh?
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>>34625488
>picrel
Her nose is so botched she should sue her surgeon
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>>34625480
unironically dive bars (don't drink) and apps
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>>34625478
No
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>>34625485
There’s no conventions nears me.

>>34625497
What is a dive bar?
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>>34625486
Skill issue, my sister is sweet and lovely
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>>34625418
>do you watch porn?
Yes
>how do you feel about it?
I used to think it was unethical, and still do avoid exploitative and unethical porn like GDP. But with the rise of OF and women having more agency than ever, my views on it have shifted.

>>34625434
You're now my least favorite person here.

>>34625442
>Have you gone to/would you go to a casino?
Yes, I was actually given money to gamble when I was in Vegas.

>>34625444
>do you remember?
Fuck you, that's gonna be trapped in my head for days.

>>34625455
>Was your mom blonde
At one point. Why?

>>34625459
>My sister showed me a gangbang when I was 5
Hopefully it wasn't her own.
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>>34625486
I sort of molested mine when we were 5 and 4... It's probably one of her earliest memories
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>>34625492
For sure. The first two times I went was the same casino, and it was massive, with themed floors and intricate bars, live music, performers, good restaurant, so you could stay for hours without gambling and be entertained. (The second one was dull, pretty much just slots and a couple black jack & roulette tables.)
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>>34625499
a shitty bar
women go alone to shitty bars to have a drink after work and are quite open to being talked to
quality of the women depends on where you live
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>>34625502
Put your name back on
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>>34625503
Die
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>>34625502
>You're now my least favorite person here
but we're so close to each other, rich lesbian femanon
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>>34625502
The vast majority of OF girls, especially the popular ones are being trafficked or coerced into it by the men in their life.
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>>34625496
Her nose is cute, what crack are you smoking?
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>>34625502
>like GDP
I really like GDP and anything "amateurish" (with regards to the women) like it desu
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>>34625507
ikr

i was probably molested in a similar capacity by a neighbor girl if memory serves right, not that it makes it any better
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>>34625505
Isn’t it considered a social faux pas to go a bar and not drink?
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>>34625510
That shit is upturned like a pug and her septum will collapse in 4-7 years
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>>34625511
It's literally rape, anon.
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>>34625514
I think it looks cute and I would rape her face



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