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>hot girl gets into relatonship
>she gets fat

Christ almighty. This happened to all my friends.

They keep asking why im still single and shit when we meet up, but im just too polite to say 'look at your girlfriend'

Does this happen everywhere? Should I stay single forever?
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Try to figure it out for yourself.
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>>34628975
do they eat that much sperm to get fat?
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>>34628975
date a runner
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I mean yeah if you want to be sure your partner will remain "hot" for their respective age, you should not commit and definitely never get a woman pregnant.
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>>34628975
it happened to me too lmao. i still love her and think she is beautiful, but i do miss when her body was actually like sexually attractive
you gotta date a gym girl or it'll happen to u too.
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>>34629164
i dated a girl that worked in a farm and she had a fucking insane body

She wasn't soft like a suburban gym girl, but man
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>>34628975
>Should I stay single forever?
Yes, please.
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>>34628975
It's even worse when you are with someone 10+ years and you look at their older photos. Somewhat chubby after getting into a relationship but not that bad. Realize compared to today they were actually hot because they are even fatter now. It's almost embarrassing to be out with her sometimes when I'm in the best shape I've ever been. I understand now why men turn into these old creeps that check out attractive girls. So hungry for what they originally had. I hate it sometimes the thirst is real.
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>>34629500
I wish I was in a position where I could get a girl period.

>>34628975
Seconding this guy >>34629223
Stay single, less competition for us
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>>34629500
>It's even worse when you are with someone 10+ years and you look at their older photos. Somewhat chubby after getting into a relationship but not that bad. Realize compared to today they were actually hot because they are even fatter now
fml you just described my gf but it was 5 years ago instead.
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>>34628975
If you are scared of some extra pound, just stay single forever. Clearly, marriage and having children is not for you. You have no idea how little sex you will get once you have some and how much the belly of your significant other will change

also, in a relationship, a hot woman becoming average is a relief because she won't be asked out as much on the street
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>>34629537
It's worse if their personality doesn't make up for it. Im convinced they just get meaner and more princess entitled as they age. Looking at it now more in a logistics way what the men of the old days would do. I took the stripper pill a few years ago and go once or twice a month. Ethics and morals are for chad that can afford it. A lot of my stress and eye wandering is resolved but the qt stacy can still send me into a spiral.
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>>34629102
They still gain weight unless they have a body disorder.
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>>34628975
i'm still skinny after 6 years, just date a nerdy loser girl i suppose. ironically my bf is the one who got fat (meds), but at least he's working on it. but i do know my situation is rare, most couples i also see are ones where either they're the same weight or the woman is fat and the man isn't.
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>>34628975
>Does this happen everywhere?
No.
>Should I stay single forever?
No.
Just don't be a desperate Beta who signals to a woman that he won't leave her no matter what. Make it clear that fatting will lead to you being gone, and quick. And yes, even if you're ten years together. Always be ready to lose her, that is a non-negotiable condition for a good relationship. And that entails not signign any dodgy marriage contracts, it sends the entirely wrong signal to a woman while conferring no benefit to you.
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>>34629744
And to add, this of course includes that you don't get fat yourself and put effort into the relationship as well.
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>>34628975
When they talked about the 27 club they weren't talking about Cobain they were talking about people's metabolisms shutting down. It's a combination of metabolism + letting themselves go when they "settle down" that makes half of the west overweight by their mid 30s.
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>>34628975
>Does this happen everywhere?
No. Only in the USA. People are fat elsewhere, but they don't turn fat in matter of months the way they do in the USA.

>Should I stay single forever?
No. Being single sucks. You should stop hanging around with lazy slobs.
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>>34629654
Yeah, I've been looking into getting zoomer pussy while I save up to leave this situation.
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>>34631150
Zoomer down my street keeps walking the dog in her cute shorts just adds fuel to the fire. Why she stops in front of my window ass facing me is anyone's guess.
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>>34628975
>They keep asking why im still single and shit when we meet up, but im just too polite to say 'look at your girlfriend'
Its funny you say this as if you have a choice
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>>34633318
wdym? i smash pus on the weekends
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>>34628975
>Perfectly average body size for 10 years.
>We enter a relationship
>Months later I get worried I knocked her up because she's gotten a huge fat belly
Should have said no. It is hard watching her huff and puff up a slight incline.
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>>34637549
Are you even taking her out to do anything fun and active or cooking her healthy meals? My bf and I go hiking and he makes me fresh cantina
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Men say shit like this but get upset when their girl diets (wehhh youre anorexic and hurting yourself!) or doesnt want to get pregnant (wehhhhh muh bloodline, youll be a crazy cat lady, etc). Lol, what a joke
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>>34638194
>Men say shit like this but get upset when their girl diets (wehhh youre anorexic and hurting yourself!) or doesnt want to get pregnant (wehhhhh muh bloodline, youll be a crazy cat lady, etc). Lol, what a joke

Nah theres a difference between healthy mass and unhealthy mass

you can get thick without being morbidly obese
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setting expectations early is important. I always get my GFS to the gym and on long walks with me. make them afraid of mediocrity and fat/oil/grease food
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>>34638739
btw when I didn't do this, id notice their sloppy lifestyles getting the best of them

When I see ex gfs, it's uncommon for them to be just as fit. They default to sedentary lifestyles and bad snack choices



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