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Apparently I’m too retarded to hire an escort.
I’ve messaged multiple escorts off tryst and pd and so far I’ve only had 3 replies. 1 was obviously a police sting. The other kept missing our appointment. And the 3rd showed up, didn’t look like her photos, then asked for a $5k tip.
What am I doing wrong?
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Fly to a country where it's legal. It will be much easier and cheaper.
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>>34629666
Physical location may be the issue.
If you're in a small town, the competition is light and escorts manage their own profiles giving them strong incentive to try to scam.
If you're looking in a major city, the industry regulates itself better due to regulatory oversight from pimps, gangs etc. They want happy customers and repeat business, the woman herself wants maximum money for minimal effort.
From my friends who're so inclined, you ideally don't want to be looking in one million+ population cities given the option.
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>>34629678
Typo. You want to be looking in cities of at least 1million population
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>>34629679
I live in a 4 million+ metro area and I’m in one of the downtown areas.
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>>34629702
Seek out places where punters review escorts. You presumably have hundreds of options - some of whom will be consummate professionals.
Get some recommendations.
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>>34629674
Finding escorts in Mexico was cheaper. I was considering driving down to the border but it’s like a 4 hour trip one way.
I am just looking for someone who will show up to my house once a week.
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How? I've never had a problem with hookers ever. Also what do you mean one was a police sting? That shit is fake as hell, cops don't do fake ads anymore lol.
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>>34629710
>Also what do you mean one was a police sting?
She kept asking me explicitly what I wanted to do and would only do incall. But didn’t ask for a deposit or verification. And she was priced crazy low. She wanted $200 for bareback.
I guess maybe it could also have been guys going to jump me.
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>>34629674
FPBP

>>34629717
It's around 200 US dollars per hour for condom sex in Melbourne or Manchester
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>>34629674
>Fly to a country where it's legal. It will be much easier and cheaper.
If he's in the US he can go to Nevada
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>>34629702
you're actually retarded if you can't get a good escort in a 4 million people city
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>>34629717
>She kept asking me explicitly what I wanted to do
that's something I do with the girls I get (but in my country it's legal), because I don't like bad surprises when they arrive here, we have time, what we're going to do, when I'll pay and a couple other details crystal clear before they come so I don't pick them up in vain.
anyways, I'm currently fucking girls raw and creampie included for 50 bucks and the girls look like the girls that appear in blowketing (I'm in the same general region), but well, that's a third world country for you
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>>34631195
I know that's why I'm posting here.
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>>34629709
so make a weekend of it. drive down friday, fuck escorts all weekend, then drive back.
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>>34629666
Make sure the escort has reviews. Look for reviews.
theeroticreview.com
theotherboard.com
eccie.net
home.ourhome2.net
The escort will place a number or email for contact. Search that up, and a review site will usually come up if they're legit. Of course you can also search up "[escort name] [escort city] review".
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Go the relationship route so you can get divorce raped and kicked out of society.
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>>34629666
>What am I doing wrong?
nothing, satan.
escorts are usually fucked up bitches, especially in countries where it is illegal. they are bad women, they will lie and try to steal more money from you.
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>>34634864
>calls him satan then talks to him like a normal person
that head is fucked beyond belief isn't it
take your meds
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>>34629666
Just go on Grindr



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