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In this thread we ask the opposite gender anything!

There are no thread-specific rules here, but we're on /adv/, so please respect /adv/ forum rules.

Previously on ATOGA: >>34627964
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>not that good of a movie in all honesty
don't care. the lady being dragged into the sewer traumatized me as a kid.
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Billions must fly
Off to heaven
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Femanons, would you sadistically torture and verbally degrade a man for 24 hours straight for $200?
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Men, explain the Zelda timeline to me.
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>>34631038
>8.33 an hour
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https://youtu.be/CBK4NxAu66w
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>>34631041
Half the payment is getting to torture a moid
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>>34631038
I woudn't do ANYTHING for 24 hours straight. I have to eat and go to the bathroom and stuff.
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>>34631036
Yeah, but wheres my rent free underground dwelling? Wheres my regular ration of long pig? I specifically chudded out to obtain those sweet privileges. And yet I still live in the same crummy apartment, and not a single hot chick has presented herself to get gnawed on.
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>>34631044
May I introduce you to our Lord and Saviour, Chrystal Meth?
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>>34631044
>go to the bathroom and stuff
I have an idea...
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>>34631038
You mean a man or a male that visits 4chan?
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I have a prophesy. A prophesy about ur phuture.

You will move to Modesto, California. It is ur destiny.
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Men
Thoughts on autistic audiophile women?
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Either gender: without any additional context, what's my next move with the girl I really like?
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>>34631040
It doesn't fucking matter.
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>>34631054
Ask her out.
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>>34631054
plap
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>>34631044
Just piss on the guy you are torturing. You're not very good at this torture stuff, are you?
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>>34631053
Depends what she looks like to be totally honest.
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>>34631040
blond kid stabs a redhead
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>>34631056
Bold of you to assume anon didn't already do that.
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There are no men on 4chan
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>>34631040
What the hell do you just do...
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>>34631062
Ask her out again
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>>34631063
Hey
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>>34631053
Would be cool as our hobbies would mesh but I am not spending 15000 dollars on a sound system or whatever
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>>34631058
... no. :(
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>>34631068
Larping femcel
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>>34631062
Anon, this is 4chan.
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women
would you live on a sailboat with your bf and drink recycled piss from the solar still on board?
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>>34631053
I understand autistics have hyperfixations and I'm totally ok with that. I just wouldn't like it if she always expected me to have the best stuff or made fun of me for "settling".
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>>34631075
I would not live on a boat. The recycled piss is potentially negotiable.
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>>34631050
>>34631063
>>34631074

Hey. That kinda hurts for realsies.
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>>34631069
>I am not spending 15000 dollars on a sound system or whatever
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>>34631075
Why wouldn't you just desalinate all the water around you? :/ Piss has amonia and a bunch of bad stuff.
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I have been rejected 30 to 40 times in over a decade and still no dates. All of this was IRL. I have had issues with skin conditions before, but things are controlled (but not gone and never will be). Consider that I will have no looksmatch because of this. I am not smart. My parents are demanding that at my age (which is 21, 21 is still young) I should have a gf by now. I have been at all levels of women, all races, all weights. Even those who are conceivably highly unattractive refuse.

So, tell me, do I not have a chance?
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>>34631040
There is no Zelda timeline. They pretend there is one but there isn't. All the normal rules of time travel state that time travel will split a timeline in 2 (two) directions. The Zelda timeline split in 3 (three) directions because there is no plan, there is no guideline, they're making it up as they go along.
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>>34631082
It’s a feature, not a bug.
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State gender
What would your solution be if your partner's sex drive was significantly higher than your own?
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>>34631084
>I have been rejected 30 to 40 times in over a decade
>21
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>>34631088
Yeah, so from age 10, that is 3-4 girls each year across school, camp, volunteering, university, working off the book, even once from a restaurant.
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>>34631087
I’d have to point her toward being a sub with a denial fetish.
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>>34631087
Male

Cunnilingus
Cialis
Clitbrator
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>>34631087
M
Guess I'd have to eat her out multiple times a day aha sucks to be me oh nooooo
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>>34631087
Male
I doubt she would be willing or able to wait until marriage, then. Would end pretty quickly and painlessly.
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>>34631092
>>34631093
You two passed the vibe check
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>>34631087
F
How many times can he realistically need it taken care of per day? Non issue unless it's a particularly busy day or I'm sick or something.
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>>34631095
Those two are the type that are going to get cheated on in that scenario.
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Femanons, how good are your digital stalking skills?
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>>34631097
Let's say average of three or four times a day?
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>>34631098
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
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>>34631040
It doesn't really matter. It's really just a bunch of autistics that are trying to force the franchise into boxes. Think of Zelda like a bunch of kinda sorta related but not really legends.
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>>34631087
I'm already horny multiple times a day myself so I'd think I was dating a literal succubus if that was the case.
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>>34631101
Not "find a flag based on flight patterns" good, but I'm good at finding people and their digital footprints.
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I want to deprive a woman of sex
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I’m reading feminist literature to create an obnoxious new namefag while bored at work. What’s everyone else up to today
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State gender

Do you have opposite gendered friends?
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>>34631109
Living my life.
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>>34631090
>from age 10

Nigger you were a literal child. Also wh yand how the fuck do your parents get off to "demand" that you have a gf? Move out asap if in any way feasible. Relax and focus on having friends, having fun and getting to know women.Seems like you're asking just because since you mentioned going for wome you find unattractive even.
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>>34631101
Not very?
>>34631102
Manageable.
>>34631111
Who has friends?
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>>34631111
F. A few. I do realize that a couple may have thought about having sex with me, yes.
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>>34631111
Wtf is wrong with souf Americans
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>>34631111
Male

2 male friends, 4 female friends. It just worked out that way.
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>>34631111
M
2 and I've thought about having sex with both of them
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>>34631117
That's Central America, innit, gov?
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>>34631116
But it’s kinda fun knowing they want it if it doesn’t interfere with the friendship right?
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>>34631121
everything south of the us is basically the same
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>>34631111
M
Nah. Women seem boring and idk how other men are so obsessed with just being around them
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>>34631123
Women are disgusted by the sexuality of males they don't want to fuck, especially the suggestion that they want to fuck them, so no
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Where do I go to find women who aren't infected with STDs, tatted up like convicts, single mothers, or all of the above?
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>>34631123
Eh, to be totally honest, it gets old and... routine after a while? I mean, I'm really not trying to brag, really. Just by nature of being a women you come to terms pretty early on that you're a sex object. Best you can do is try not to let that consume you.
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>>34631123
Yes, anon, we're all characters in a porn movie...
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>>34631113
I don't have friends IRL either (and I don't plan on making any). Just on-line folks that I talk to once in a while. I just thought lowering my standards was the thing to do, it got low to the point of (and excuse me if this sounds harsh) a 300 lb SEA girl (my neighbor). But I have raised my standards again back to being healthy weight or slightly underweight white (but I am willing to go with any race that is not Asian, they give me the heebie jeebies). That is all I have really. I don't have much of a personality. I like to sleep, stare off into space, but I mainly do work around the house.

I am not going to move out, my life is too easy to want to do that. What can I say? I am a victim of my own sloth and moving or going out of the house is never something I do willingly. My parents are nice and take care of me. They just ask a favour of me every now and again.

Besides I would rather be homeless than live in an apartment in AD 2026.
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Could the femanons here ever be friends? Or do they hate each other too much?
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>>34631121
>mfw a limey knows the Americas better than an American
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>>34631134
Who are the known femanons here anyways?
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>>34631111
My only friend is an ex who only puts up with me once a month to finger herself after hanging up the phone and talk about me to her friends.
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>>34631128
Time machine back to high school.
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I feel the tears are coming on. It won't be long.
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>>34631139
What's got you down, anon?
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>>34631136
Pooner pervert
Kitroon poster (male)
Bv (fat)
30 something hand poster
Those are the actives I know
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>>34631134
Anon, there's enmity based on breast size...
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>>34631143
Anon that's manufactered to titillate (yes, the pun was intended) or a very small minority. Most women here probably don't give a shit.
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>>34631143
Don't believe the fap fantasies of horny men.
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>>34631134
I think JH and I would be friends
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>>34631127
>>34631130
>>34631132
Brutal. I’d assume a woman would find it sweet if it’s not an actual problem
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>>34631143
Is it true that women bully and shun titcows? I know for a fact that titlets will try to manipulate them into getting a reduction.
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>>34631111
No
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Is there anything worse than realizing she doesn't even think of you
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>>34631032
welp time to check ovu.moe to see which vtubers are ovulating and then see if they're live so i can watch them and take notes on their behavior.
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>>34631142
Wonder which one is the most fuckable, or rather the least repulsive.
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>>34631153
Life just sort of "stopped" for you after high school, huh?
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>>34631152
you're projecting male sexuality onto a woman again
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>>34631152
Anon how could "hey, I'd like to fuck you" possibly be considered a compliment? No, seriously. How would you even phrase that?

>>34631153
In my experience people often hate anyone that's different than them.
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State Gender

What makes (You) feel like a real human?

What makes (You) feel alive?
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>>34631161
Hand poster easily. Elf hasn’t also been around since the incident but she’d be the only competitor and she’s like 50
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>>34631167
>>34631163
She said she knows they think about fucking her, not ask her.
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>>34631152
Something about drowning and the desert and water or something. I forget exactly how you guys phrase it.
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Women
What if you married a guy and he admitted to you that (1) he lied about his political beliefs and he was actually a rightwing chud and (2) he was actually unemployed for the first 6 months you were dating living off his savings, and didn't tell you because he didn't want you to get the ick.

However, he does love you and cares about you and those are the only 2 lies he ever told you. Are you divorcing him? If not, how do you cope / forgive him?
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>>34631169
Do you have any of the Handposter hand photos to show?
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>>34631158
Realizing she doesn't think of you but refusing to move on and find someone who actually values you.
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>>34631162
nta you think life's gonna be profoundly different after high school but in a lot of ways it's just the same desu. Cliques and people that get shunned and meaningless, petty power struggles, etc.
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>>34631176
Last thread it’s just one pic. But it’s just her hand and a little bit of torso. There’s not much female contribution here.
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>>34631142
Okay I am NOT a pervert. Its just a running gag.
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>>34631172
Men looking for love are dying of thirst in a desert. If they find a spring, they're saved. If they don't, oh well.
Women looking for love are dying of thirst in a swamp. There's water everywhere, and every pool says "you can trust me, I'm safe", but as a matter of fact most of that water isn't trustworthy after all.
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>>34631180
In the adult world, power struggles are about power. Who gets the raise, who gets the promotion, who gets the manager's favoritism, etc.

Nobody has a power struggle about boob size after high school. Anyone who thinks otherwise is brainwashing themselves with poorly-written anime for pedos.
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>>34631158
Man, if we're Harley Quinn, you guys really are Mad Hatter.
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>>34631185
Thank you.
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>>34631169
She looks dumpy and old
I guess she's in your guys' league though
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>>34631191
Every anon is the one of us they’re expecting to find in the wreckage brother
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>>34631190
>Nobody has a power struggle about boob size after high school.
Oh, anon... you sweet summer child.
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The only femanons in my league are the femanons in my Rocket League.
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>>34631191
what
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>>34631197
There’s a reason simps don’t really hang around. No one to simp over. Mostly this place is for stupid fights, provoking lolcows and asking questions that don’t lead to conversations. Somehow still it manages to be better than the rest of this site
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>>34631198
Have we started a fire, though?
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>>34631184
why are u larping
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>>34631203
It's a dorky comic book thing. Both characters have obsessive, unhealthy fixations.
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Women how would you feel if your boyfriend was like "babe look at this cool valley I found" and then he showed it to you on Google maps
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>>34631185
>Women looking for love are dying of thirst in a swamp
With a bunch of bottles of clean water sitting right there, but instead the women ignore those bottles of water because it's Aquafina or whatever and instead they drink the swamp water.
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>>34631175
>marrying a leftist
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>>34631208
Well, one of them has gone insane from mercury poisoning.
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>>34631205
Don't get philosophical from a fucking Batman movie...
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>>34631212
Maybe you imagine that women have telepathy, so they can read your mind and perceive from your thoughts that you are a pure clean soul.

No, my friend, women can only make educated guesses about you from your words and your actions, and right now you're making yourself look like contaminated swamp water.
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>>34631216
I mean the DC charac- oh, fuck you guys.
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>>34631175
Are you that same retarded anon that’s been thinking about marriage and baby names concerning a friend with benefits?
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>>34631217
You’re a big guy
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>>34631222
You'll have to be more specific, that could describe a lot of Anons.
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>>34631217
Why NOT? There's this notion that anything "lowbrow" can't contain any value and it really rustles my jimmies.
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>>34631224
Was getting caught part of your plan?
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>>34631212
What if the woman didn't bring any bottles with her?
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>>34631224
The one from yesterday that was afraid that because he did’t tell this random chick he’s been fucking that he was unemployed for a few months, that if they ever got married she would leave him.
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>>34631219
I honestly don't care what women want at this point, all of the women my age are obese with a 10+ body count and listen to nigger mumble rap and have shitty libtard politics. Women are no longer appealing, which is why men no longer pursue.
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Thinkin bout groping his muscles
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>>34631206
Larping as what?
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Why did my latest turd in the toilet take the form of a poop-shaped cluster of ant-sized human bodies?
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>>34631237
what do you think
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>>34631232
>Pooner

>”yeah?”

>you were the only one who was ever nice to me *kisses her on the head*
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>>34631238
I don’t know how to visualize this, but i’m curious as to what it would look like.
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>>34631231
Well you're obviously full of shit, the swamp metaphor is used (and makes perfect sense even to you) because men clearly do still pursue women en masse.
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>>34631232
Mine?
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>>34631238
You're not drinking enough water.
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>>34631231
Billionaires tricked women into being whorish fat cunts with ugly body mods and tricked guys into not pursuing. Incels were a social experiment that is now being mainstreamed by a certain famous billionaire and his new purchase “clavicular”. He is also trying to mainstream steroid use now. Is it transhumanist conditioning or do the just want to reduce the population?
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>>34631244
>men clearly do still pursue women en masse.
Half of young men have never approached a woman at all, when asked 60% of young men said they have not approached a woman in the past year.
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>>34631250
Don't worry, all the other men more than make up for that gap.
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>>34631250
>in the past year
If you were constantly rejected would you keep doing it?
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I hate summer so much :(
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>>34631244
It’s a Potemkin village. Men rarely approach irl except manwhores. The non approacher men go on dating apps and get nothing while the girls fight over a few handsome jaded manwhores
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>>34631255
Boggles my mind how some people don't have AC.
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>>34631258
I have AC but I hate ACs
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realized i had one online account tied to both my name and my old username that she could've used as the missing link to find the one account i really don't want her to find

is it over for me?
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State gender. What’s your hot take that you’re not sure is even a hot take?
F. Mine is that people don’t really care about perky tits. I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone get rejected because their boobs weren’t perky enough or too saggy.
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>>34631260
But why though?
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>>34631261
Why dont you want her to find it?
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>>34631263
they are noisy and their fake coldness is a crime against real winter cold
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>>34631264
she could infer that i'm completely obsessed with her, far beyond what's normal at this stage of our relationship
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>>34631268
how so? do you use it to stalk her socials or something?
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>>34631262
M My hot take is that people that have hot takes think others care about their opinion.
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>>34631267
>t. H.P. Lovecraft
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>>34631262
M
Concerts suck, I'd rather listen to a studio-mastered recording at home than stand in a crowd full of sweaty obnoxious people bumping into me or singing along off key while the band/artist fucks up their own songs. Symphony orchestras are cool though, I should really go see my city's symphony play more often.
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>>34631262
This isn't a perky tits thing but more a men will take anything thing.
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>>34631267
That's the same logic as "eat your vegetables, there are starving kids in Africa".
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>>34631271
no, but it's a good window into what i'm thinking at any given moment
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>>34631273
did he wrote about that?
>>34631277
no it's not, veggies aren't noisy and in fact quite yummy
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>>34631279
>did he wrote about that?
Yes he did.
Its a short one, you could probably crush it in like 15 minutes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Air

Heres the story if you wanna read it
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/ca.aspx
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girls

is a 3.5" taint too big?
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>>34631279
For fuck's sake... The similarity is that both statements reject something by comparing it to a supposedly more "authentic" or serious version even though the comparison doesn't logically address the issue at hand. "ACs are noisy and their fake coldness is a crime against real winter cold" dismisses air conditioning because it isn't the same as natural winter weather. "Eat your vegetables, there are starving kids in Africa" argues you should eat food because others lack it. In both cases the existence of a different or more extreme situation doesn't logically determine whether the original thing is good, bad, useful or worth doing. The comparison is emotionally or rhetorically appealing but it doesn't directly support the conclusion.
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>>34631262
I bet you’ve never actually heard of someone getting rejected for being too fat either though.
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>>34631285
AC was a necessity in that story though.
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Need belly rubs
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>>34631262
F
Misophonia is bullshit and it's completely reasonable to get pissed off at people who eat like disgusting pigs.
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>>34631288
either way my main complain was that summer sucks
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Clean your room, Femanon!
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>>34631291
Well I haven’t. I’ve seen people get rejected because they were the man’s type (in the man’s own words), but nothing about being fat.
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>>34631295
I will agree with you there. Summer does basically suck.
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a girl complimented my hair :)
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>>34631298
They weren’t* the man’s type
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>>34631301
That's a huge deal. Hair is a big thing for us.
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>>34631293
hey
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>>34631296
I already did mom
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>>34631262
M
For 90% of women their biggest kink is being prudish and being corrupted
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>>34631286
i should note, i'm only 69" tall
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>>34631307
*sniffs*
It still smells like femanon in here, Femanon!
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>>34631305
wow really? I didn't know that, now I feel even better
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>>34631306
Bring bring who dis
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>>34631312
whoever you want me to be, mister anon
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>>34631040
Wind Waker follows the adult time of OoT, where Link goes back in time and prevents everything from happening, but that world goes on to be flooded. Twilight Princess follows Link coming back through time and snitching on Ganondorf. That's really all that's relevant.
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>>34631310
*flashback to mom actually doing this*
It’s not my fault I can’t meet your standards.
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>>34631311
nta Girls are all about the hair and the shoes.
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>>34631314
But I’m not a mister anon…
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>>34631316
Yeh, that third split idea is really stupid.
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Saw a few pretty women today, nice smiles
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>>34631320
nooo, got my hopes up for nothing
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Gender
Favorite brand and type of sliced bread?
>Inb4 I don't eat that slop
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>>34631319
is that why girls started looking at me more since I let my hair grow?
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>>34631326
M
not a bread enthusiast I just buy whatever
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>>34631327
Most likely! They either think you look like a really hot Thor type or not able to pull it off and look kinda dweeby.
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>>34631111
M, almost exclusively. I have issues getting along with men and I find them very flaky.

>>34631151
JH is a kind lady.

>>34631322
It doesn't really even make a difference, and I don't understand why ALttP and FSA need to be in separate branches. It seems totally arbitrary. Just remember how TWW and TP relate to OoT and that's all you need.
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>>34631326
Bread gave me hiccups so I rarely eat it. Anything wheat is ok.
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>>34631326
F Honestly whatever I make.
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>>34631329
What's in your cupboard now?
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>>34631111
>Hispanics are capable of making friends with the opposite sex without being weird about it unlike gringos
Huh
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Anons do you feed the beasts yeast at the park?
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>>34631332
It seems really arbitrary to me to be like "OoT Link, THAT'S the one everything hinges around." Like, why couldn't it be any dead Link?
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>>34631032
Why do women marry men they are not sexually attracted to?
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>>34631334
>Bread gave me hiccups so I rarely eat it
Grim.
>>34631335
Last bread baked?
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>>34631326
F
Keto bread from Aldi is pretty good.
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>>34631338
No because it's bad for them.
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Gender, why did you cheat?
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>>34631326
I'm happy with anything that doesn't contain wheat. It's not good for my tummy.
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>>34631331
well people have complimented my hair before, but this was this first time a girl did it
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>>34631337
Hispanics and Africans. But not Middle Eastern people.
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>>34631344
F, He cheated first.
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>>34631339
Apparently not. And even they know it's stupid because they completely gave up on making the timeline work with BotW and TotK. Fuck, TotK doesn't even have continuity WITH BotW!!
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>>34631317
Buy a candle and/or open your window, Femanon!
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Just in case anyone of you are people waiting till marriage for religious reasons. Don't wait because you think you'll get something out of it, do it because it's what you think is right.
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>>34631342
>Aldi mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aaUIdgtQEE
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Dear Europeans, go fuck yourself you British piece of shit
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>>34631337
It's probably a friends with benefits kinda thing desu.
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>>34631344
Because grinding for money for 10 hours sounded like a giant pain in the ass. :(
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>>34631341
Focaccia. It's a pretty easy one to make, I suggest it.
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>>34631344
She was the type to and i thought I’d beat her to the punch, but while I was cheating she felt abandoned and cheated too. Life in the big city.
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>>34631344
>why did you cheat?
F
I would never cheat and do not think highly of anyone who does. That said, as a fantasy/kink, it's really hot.

>>34631352
Based
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>>34631356
Sicilian pizza is so fucking good. It has insane volume and is crisp, but so light too.
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>>34631356
I've never baked my own bread. I think I will try it :)
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>>34631348
Did you tell him after, was he hurt?
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>>34631344
M
I've never had anyone to cheat on
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>>34631350
The books will catch on fire anon
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>>34631349
>Fuck, TotK doesn't even have continuity WITH BotW!!
I haven't played TotK but that's what I've heard! Hell, if Nintendo doesn't care that much people shouldn't either. But fanboys will fanboy. It reminds me of that Shatner SNL skit.
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>>34631365
Yeah he fukken cried and I felt such petty joyous revenge
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Gender, if you were a soldier what weapon would you use?
M, dual wielding pistols
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>>34631369
Me neither, apparently all the Guardians and Sheikah stuff and the divine beasts all just vanished between games with no explanation. I'll pass, and stick to replaying the older games. Unfortunately that's becoming my go-to for a lot of franchises these days.
Care to link the skit if you can? I have no idea what it is but I'm curious.
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>>34631371
Based, happy for you
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Women think that men watching porn is the same thing as cheating, but they don't consider flirting with other men on discord to be cheating nor do they think monkey-branching is.
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>>34631367
What do you like to read, Femanon?
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>>34631373
M
halberd
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>>34631373
F
Depends on the period and how high or futuristic if fantasy. I like shotguns.
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>>34631373
M
My Ubersaw, of course
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I think women don't like porn because it takes attention away from them and gives men a way to satisfy urges without them. Not defending porn but I think anything else is kinda cope
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porn is disgusting and only subhumans watch porn
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>>34631373
M,
I think a good LMG or long range rifle
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>>34631373
Pre-gunpowder, a polearm. Modern day, definitely a shotgun.
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>>34631391
Why?
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>>34631377
https://youtu.be/QbJelY1kZNU?si=5PcBVXLQLnEUYry_
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>>34631389
I think you have a very surface idea of how things work but you'll eventually get there.
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>>34631389
also cause most pornstars have gotten all sorts of extra work done on their faces and bodies so then men think the average women irl will look somewhat like that. then they’re disappointed when they are not and men, being men, treat women they dont find sexy, as dead weight.
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>>34631398
it's just gross and I'm sure it's the reason why there are so many people into cuckoldry
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>>34631391
Everyone looks at porn in some way.
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>>34631399
Lmao, reminds me of when Harrison Ford gets asked about Star Wars stuff. "I don't care."
https://youtube.com/shorts/n82btqlKTxM
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>>34631373
F, monstrance
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>>34631404
lies
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>>34631402
They also do that with models and everything else trying to show an ideal of beauty. It's an extension of what men already like. Also real relationships offer so much more than sexual gratification anyway so unless that's all you have you should be fine.
>>34631401
Women and men who don't like porn do so for very different reasons.
>>34631403
If anything it's voyeurism, I don't know either of these people and certainly don't have a relationship with either of them. I think cuck shit hasn't been affected by porn as much as you think
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>>34631413
idk but Christians where onto something when they said porn was bad
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Thanks for answering my weapon question *sniff* you’re all fine soldiers
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>>34631414
porn is bad
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>>34631373
Black box.
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I deleted my porn folder that I'd built up for over a decade for her and then she dumped me. Some of those videos and images are gone from the internet forever and I'll never find them again. I hate women so much.
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>>34631373
M
Israeli space laser
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>>34631405
Lol. I guess some people are just wired differently. https://youtube.com/shorts/GgiqRHpI-qo?si=iIceihRXR0frsrbS
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>>34631373
m

sword of the spirit
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>>34631413
>Women and men who don't like porn do so for very different reasons.
Spoken like someone with weak pattern recognition.
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>>34631420
Kinda your fault for not even considering the slim possibility that the relationship wouldn't be permanent.
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>>34631414
Yeah, most women against porn aren't against it because they care so much about the men watching it.
>>34631416
Religious Jews are against porn too, Goldstein was an athiest
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Men who are anti-porn are just as if not more misogynistic than men who like porn.
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>>34631427
Men who don't like porn do so because they think it damages the man mentally. Women against porn don't care particularly about the men who watch it
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>>34631416
>trusting a jew
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What do men smell like when they're having sex
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>>34631429
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>>34631429
I'm not a woman
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>>34631434
idk but girls like smelling my armpits
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>>34631432
That's just like, your opinion man.
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>>34631430
They don’t want pixels controlling your sexuality, they want you controlling your own sexuality even less. Women are so transparent
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>>34631430
I'll bite. Explain that one to me.
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>>34631387
That's a MEDIC not a SOLDIER
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>Porn is le bad, men should put up with a fat nagging bitch so they can get once a month pity starfish sex to deal with their horniness instead
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>>34631439
>They don’t want pixels
That's such an autistic way of looking at it.
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>>34631430
yes. repeal the 19th. restore the family.
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>>34631413
>real relationships offer so much more
Like what
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>>34631446
Shut up stupid bitch, your body and dignity are raped every second by its ability to produce children. This hurts the woman’s cognitive and physical ability more than words can describe
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girls with a lisp are really cute
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I am meh on porn but fully support prostitution. Men need sex to survive and remain sane.
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>>34631436
never said you where
>>34631435
one guy refutes widespread religious sentiment
>>34631438
I think it's the correct one. heard lots of women against porn, always how it affects the women who choose to be in it and how they get viewed by men who watch it, never how it affects the men who watch it.
>>34631448
Companionship, loyalty, shared goals, different skill sets, friendship, love, humor, stability, etc.
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>>34631439
I don't know how you got that from my statement. My point is that pornography doesn't seem to influence male views on women, which would piss off a lot of radfems.
>>34631442
They tend to be trad religious types who demand their women be as pure as humanly possible. Either they or they're bitter incels who don't understand why no longer watching porn hasn't magically turned them into sex gods.
>>34631447
I was going to respond to this, but I'm pretty sure you're the guy who obsesses over Jews, so I won't.
>>34631451
That's not me man, lol
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>>34631444
I'll take "Reductio ad Absurdum for $100".
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>>34631456
>Companionship, loyalty, shared goals, different skill sets, friendship, love, humor, stability, etc.
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>>34631455
You largely find that women are much more opposed to prostitution than men.
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>>34631458
>so I won't. which i am saying in a response
.....
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>>34631451
Ok, now you're doing sour grapes. You're really bad at this debate thing.
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I deserve a girlfriend
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>>34631455
Be an mcu adult, sports fan, used car salesman OR be like the joker, vaas, or Anton chiugurh. Yeah I think I’m gonna stop having sex actually
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>>34631461
If you aren't getting any of that with your relationship you might just be better off masturbating and saving your time and energy
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>>34631456
Because how it affects the men watching it is how it affects the women trying to be in a relationship with those men. Or are you trying to claim it doesn't negatively impact a man at all if his wife consumes liberal feminist content that turns her into an asexual, raging suffragette?
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>>34631466
No one deserves shit. Welcome to life.
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>>34631459
All you do when you try to ban porn is make it so a select few powerful and or attractive men have access to sexual gratification, while the rest of the men suffer.
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>>34631464
No substance yet has to respond anyway. As I said you’re completely transparent.
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>>34631456
>one guy
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You don't need to look any further than here to see what no sex does to man.
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the only guarantee in this life is that you will suffer
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>>34631473
One thing is for sure, men will gratify themselves sexually no matter what. Guys in the Middle East fuck goats.
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Is Aloe Vera Gel not that harmful to your hair? I want to do a slick back
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>>34631476
Real
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>>34631478
Eh even in Victory Gundam, Uso had his happy moments. Pic related. Sure, the woman he's hugging died, but y'know.
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>>34631476
it can get worse, just check out r9k
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>>34631470
My main concern with women becoming bitter radfems is that it will make them unhappy with their own lives. Men can largely just ignore them. Women can ignore porn users if they don't like it and the men chronically watching porn aren't usually the ones married to wives who have sex with them all the time
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>>34631470
I really don't see any real differences between anti-porn and pro-porn men when it comes to holding misogynistic attitudes, no. I'll grant that the anti-porn guys are less sexually charged and more religious than the pro-porn ones, but that's about it.
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i could bang the bitterest or radfems, even some that call themselves lesbian, but i could never get them to act right
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>>34631485
I'm against porn in general but what do you expect guys who aren't getting any action to do? Most guys would have sex with women they like over watching porn if that was an option worth the effort to them.
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>>34631476
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>>34631484
And porn consumption turns men into gooner creatures that are also very unhappy with their own existence. You could try to argue that both of those creatures aren't usually the ones ending up in relationships but some definitely do and sometimes people that already are in relationships start on a downward path to become such creatures by consuming such content and ofc that will impact the people around them in a way they will protest against.
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>>34631489
Uh, I'm the woman who thinks porn has no affect on men's attitudes towards women. I'm not for banning porn. Radfems hate me for that alone.
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>>34631485
Anti-porn men are trying to take millions of dollars out of young women's pockets, so I'd say they hurt women much worse.
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>>34631494
Next time you get fucked by a cock that isn’t so hard it feels like it’s gonna kill you. And the man attached to it isn’t telling you he loves you every 15 seconds remember: pornography did this
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I think femanons should post their armpits
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>>34631499
this but unironically
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>>34631499
I'm in a happy relationship, but thank you for the fanfiction. What's your AO3 account?
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>>34631500
men first
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Why are no girls good enough to date?
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>>34631492
Radfems necessarily interact with men to further their goals. Porn obsessed men just call hot women mid online.
>>34631497
Anyone who pays for porn gets no sympathy from me, what are we doing here?
>>34631499
Men still do this, again you assume men watching porn are also having sex regularly
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>>34631507
you really put zero effort into this bait, you can do better anon
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>>34631507
i'm starting you think you have to take one from someone else but idk how to do that other than with my penis
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>>34631510
I'm being genuine
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>>34631293
Rub one out yourself I ain't touching your shit
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>>34631507
Because the ones that are have higher standards than to date someone like (you)
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>>34631492
>And porn consumption turns men into gooner creatures
No, it doesn't, retard. This is like saying food consumption turns people into obese whales or that alcohol consumption turns people into alcoholics.
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>>34631515
But there are no ones that are.
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>>34631504
Poor femanon can’t control her man enough to get him to only have eyes for her. Now she has to let off stress by coping about her very problem here. If I was a girl friend of yours I’d be offended for you
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>>34631506
ew no I don't want to see men's armpits
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>>34631522
speak for yourself, bitch
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>>34631519
They might as well not exist as far as you are concerned and are perfectly at peace with that
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my ex made porn of me and her and showed it to her friends so she could watch me bang them
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>>34631043
>le exposure rate
Lmao no, jump off a bridge.
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>>34631347
They're literally banned from talking to each other
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>>34631523
shut up and post your female armpits
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>>34631529
i need to shave
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I love monster drinks :)
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hairy girl pits and bush are so nice
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>>34631530
aw lame.
hmm post arm instead then
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>>34631531
For me, it’s coffee monster. How do you feel about coffee monster?
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>>34631458
>if you think women shouldn't degrade themselves for money, you must hate women
The absolute state of feminists
>>
How do you know when you’re good enough to date? I haven’t really connected with a lot of people and I always wonder if it’s me or something I’m doing wrong. I haven’t dated anyone in three years which is partly because I haven’t really connected with anyone and also partly because I don’t feel im good enough. Literally what do I do to fix this? It’s like I crave connection but I also don’t want a relationship
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>>34631536
I had no idea that existed... I need to try it (I love coffee)
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>>34631373
M
I've posted it before
One of these bad boys
>>
It's funny how I've never seen an attractive woman who wants to ban porn (or that doesn't also grift attention off right-wing tradcon losers). They're all frumpy femcels.
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>>34631391
There's more than one kind you know
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>>34631539
Just put yourself out there. Perfectionism is a waste of time.
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>>34631540
I can hardly find them in ny but in California they’re everywhere. For sweetened coffee in a can they’re by far the best on the market besides some Japanese coffees. Absolutely delicious
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>>34631537
I'm not a feminist. I simply believe in freedom of choice for individuals. If a woman consents to being in porn, then that's her decision.
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>>34631541
I downloaded a full auto macro script and would spray people down with this in bo2
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>>34631447
Imagine getting arrested and fired for having to piss
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>>34631434
Sweat
>>
why do taken girls act like they still want to fuck chad?
>>
>>34631551
NTA
It's weird that a man is using that to justify repealing the 19th. I thought peeing outside was a common man activity.
>>
I want to make out with her armpits
>>
I like being nice to random anons :)
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>>34631554
Because Chad always win, even when he “loses”.
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>>34631558
Women can't pee in urinals, therefore they're inferior beings. You can't refute this.
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>>34631554
Would you trade your best up Toyota for an R32 skyline? Even if the ae85 really loved you? I would
>>
Nobody will ever obsess over me as much as I obsess over someone for a week
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>>34631560
I like posting positive schizobait (like "You're doing great, I miss you so much and I love you") here and in GIOYC because there's too much negative schizobait on this board.
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>>34631558
Yeah, a judge dropping her pants and pissing on the sidewalk outside the courthouse is the same as a guy walking off into the woods to piss behind a tree.
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>>34631558
i posted the wrong image, i thought i had a write up about female judges with suicidal empathy continually letting career criminals free in a pattern of systemic criminal negligence with a trail of bodies in the wake of these judges' decisions
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>>34631564
How do you know?
Maybe that Femcel secretly yearns for you.
>>
Women,

How is your relationship with your rapist?
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>>34631563
>has to use an 85 as an example because the 86 is probably worth more
your analogy has failed
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>>34631568
If it was a male judge pissing on that sidewalk, you wouldn't give two shits.
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>never been raped by a girl
frickk
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>>34631571
Had him over last thanksgiving he gets along with hubby so we invited him because his family is far away
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>>34631554
Lack of accountability. Think about this, the story of The Scarlet Letter is taught in government mandated curriculum as a bad thing.
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if i were a male judge i'd just piss my pants
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>>34631545
Yeah, struggling with that. I really don’t want to go back to apps. I think my last relationship really soured me to dating in general. Also seems impossible to date in this area. Everyone seems answered for or not willing to give you the time of day. Not to mention the amount of work it is to setup dates and go through the motions of all that after a long shift.
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>>34631480
Just use a dedicated product
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males only choice is polyamory at this point every girl i see wants to fuck the exact opposite of her boyfriend at every point of the day
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>>34631575
No shit, pissing in the middle of a sidewalk is something that exclusively women do.
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>>34631574
If youre an 86 she’s not trading up. Thats why I said 85. An 86 boyfriend is handsome, attentive, good with the gfs parents but 5’8. 85 bf is just 5’8 like the number suggests
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>>34631583
i see it as well
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>>34631506
I'm not fat
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>>34631229
>>34631222
yeah it's me
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>>34631531
Red bull > monster
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I think my mental health would improve if had a gf that lets me sniff her armpits
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its to the point that even the coalburners want to fuck a white guy when shes with her negroid "friend". girls get off to sexual betrayal. im gonna darkspeed max and wear a hood all the time with some kind of dark imbued iron chainmail. thats so when the bf finds me he cant penetrade my darkchainmail, which is imbued with steam power speed enchants
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>>34631587
The gt logo on the back of this car tells you it’s the fastest set of wheels on mount akagi, too bad you’re never gonna get close enough to see it kid
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>>34631591
:/ lame
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>>34631550
I like going full auto and blasting through doors and walls with it in ready or not
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>>34631595
ideally my gf and i would sniff each other's armpits
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what is a hobby most men will never see you do, but you actually do
>>
>>34631548
Are you the Portuguese autist?
We've been over this. You avoid the label because of the connotation, nothing more.

>If a woman consents to being in porn, then that's her decision.
Her legal right to take an action has nothing to do with the moral judgement of others. How on earth is it misogynistic to hold women to any particular moral standard?

For that matter, even if this were a question of criminalizing porn, how is it hateful of a *group* to prevent an action which may or may not be done by the group's members from being taken? Even if a restriction is gender-specific, it's rarely a result of hatred, disdain, or the widest sense of seeing women as having less worth, at least in the West.
>>
Reminder that Bunta's WRX is unbeaten on Akina. Subie bros win again.
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>>34631605
what? anon I don't know what any of this means
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>>34631338
You're supposed to feed ducks peas and corn.
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>>34631607
im gonna hump ur butt till ur all rosey and red
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>>34631597
>he cant penetrade my darkchainmail
What my Greek gf said the first time we fucked
>>
Women, what ratio would you say sex acts for your bf break down into for
sex/blowjob/handjob?
ex.
60/10/30
10/0/90 if you're skylar from breaking bad.

If a lot of those happen during the same sex 'sessions' just try and split them up between the numbers as best as you can, if you do all 3 it doesn't just count as the most extreme one (though if a handjob involves blowjob that probably still counts as just a blowjob).
It's just rough numbers I'm after though, this is already getting too in the weeds.
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>>34631603
I'm not Portuguese, I'm American, you're confusing me with someone else.
>Her legal right to take an action has nothing to do with the moral judgement of others
Where did I ever say that? You're free to disapprove of a woman's decision to be in porn as well.
>For that matter, even if this were a question of criminalizing porn, how is it hateful of a *group* to prevent an action which may or may not be done by the group's members from being taken? Even if a restriction is gender-specific, it's rarely a result of hatred, disdain, or the widest sense of seeing women as having less worth, at least in the West.
This is a debate I'm not interested in having, but I'll just say that I'm of the opinion that laws should be based off of objective harm to others and not personal moral disagreements and leave it at that.
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M

I don't watch much soccer, but I watched the Argentina game today. I'm inspired by Messi because I noticed that he was just locked in at all times. Even when there were no chances of him getting to the ball, he was always going for it and trying to create a play. And that's why he succeeds. I need to try harder like that in the aspects of my life.



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