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Recently my friend group has said and done some things that has made me paranoid that they are aware of my past from high school. In high school, I experimented with my sexuality and had a boyfriend for a short amount of time. I did not openly broadcast about it and we split up a couple years later. I just always felt disgusted with myself and we split on good terms. I do not really consider myself gay despite these experiences. I tried them, had a little fun but consider myself to be straight. It wasnt for me.

I need a plausible excuse for this incase it is ever directly brought up by my friend group. They are highly homophobic and will absolutely disown me and leave me with absolutely no one if this happens. I need something that would sound plausible to a cis straight normie that would throw them off from thinking I was gay or had any gay experiences despite potentially having contact with gay men. I am summoning 4chan's most powerful deceivers, please.
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>>34634400
Have you tried not having the body language of a faggot?
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>>34634400
Literally just do not mention it.
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>>34634485
Gays trying to not mention they did gay things before challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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>They are highly homophobic and will absolutely disown me and leave me with absolutely no one if this happens

Who cares. You should disown them for being so narrow-minded. And actually, there's 8,000,000,000 other people on the planet you could just be friends instead. Miss me with that "absolutely no one" shit. Dumb ass.

You did some gay faggy shit once, it wasn't for you, you enjoyed gaining the experience, no regrets. That's not really something to disown somebody else for, just an experience to share and discuss. If you have to act like you're walking on eggshells with this "friend group" of yours, consider that they're not really your friends at all.
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im kinda jealous of you that you got to fuck around when you were young...i got nothing
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>>34634400
Don't listen to this faggot >>34634869 saying you should disown your friends. I'm in a similar situation as you.
How would they find out? Did they see you with your boyfriend back then? Are there pictures of you being gay online that you can't take down or something?
For me, I don't worry about it because my friends and I call each other gay all the time in a joking way so it's hard to imagine it even coming up as a serious topic.
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>>34635121
>>34634400
If you are gay in the confines of your own home, who cares?

It's only when you start to act like an openly flamboyant person some people dislike that because it's a very extreme personality to have, backed by a fringe unpopular decision.
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>>34635231
For a very brief period of time during the relationship I had a public status on facebook saying "in a relationship" and linking to my boyfriend at the time. That is the only place I have ever made it public but it was only for a short time and even then I remember doing everything to keep it from notifying people about the relationship status change. They would have had to been closely inspecting my facebook profile during that period of time and remember it several years later. I do think I am very paranoid tho and I'm over analyzing generic jokes about gay people to be directed at me when they are not.

>>34635121
the head was incredible
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>>34634455
not how it works. big dick alphas will home in on you and make sure they are wearing the grey sweat pants to tempt you. they know exactly what to do to ruin the virtue of ex gay bottoms
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>>34635231
Yes continue being ashamed of your past and walking on eggshells whenever you're with your "friends" and bending over backwards for people who don't give two shits about you. You're the one who's a literal faggot. You should disown yourself.

>my friends and I call each other gay all the time in a joking way
>I'm in a similar situation as you.

So basically you're not in a similar situation at all, aside from the being a literal faggot part.

>>34636249
Considering your persistence in saving cringe faggot Link pics, maybe you really should just find a new faggot friend group to suit your faggot needs instead of trying to force a square peg into a round hole with your current "friends".
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>>34636589
> walking on eggshells whenever you're with your "friends" and bending over backwards for people who don't give two shits about you
Sounds like you’re projecting. My current friends do care about me. They certainly care about me more than all the gay people I used to know who treated their fetish like an identity and a fucking ideology, and would treat me like a monster for expressing any opinion which went against the mainstream gay propaganda (like hey, maybe we shouldn’t expose kids to pride parades full of bdsm fetish shit). And anyway, I don’t walk on eggshells because I don’t have the urge to constantly act like a faggot like OP is doing with these gay Link pics. Even when I had a BF I didn’t act stereotypically gay so it’s not a problem for me.
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>>34636672
No I meant that's what OP is doing. And you had the balanced friends which is the goal here, to actually find decent friends who are not extremist in either direction.
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>>34636916
Just have sex
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>>34636589
>>34636672
whats wrong with faggot link, this is the best thing nintendo has done in decades
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>>34639202
Dick in poophole sex?

>>34639238
Ugly
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>>34634400
They probably all know and don't actually care



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