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I'm 21 and have zero idea what to do with my life. I hate people with a burning passion and I'm seriously considering becoming a mortician. Dealing with dead bodies every day honestly sounds way better than putting up with living retards. Is this a good career move or am I gonna regret it?
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You should acknowledge and overcome your unfounded and baseless hatred for the big monolithic conglomerate entity that is other human beings, and then make accommodations like doing low-interaction work like data entry or morgue work if you truly need the financial security net and can't get over your shit in due time.

God this board is stupid
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>>34634739
Not all humans are bad, but every single one is selfish and tribalistic by default. That's not "hatred," that's just biology. Even the purest, most idealistic souls get corrupted the second real stakes or power enter the picture.

Liking humanity as a whole is pointless cope. We're a species of backstabbing apes who smile to your face and scheme behind your back. Self-preservation first, taking advantage where you can without getting caught, is the only rational move. Every alpha species that survived and dominated did it exactly this way: ruthless self-interest, in-group preference, and exploiting outsiders. Pretending otherwise is just midwit morality signaling. Nature doesn't care about your feelings.
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>>34634694
You know that it isn't just pretty girls you'll be working with? It'll mostly be old ugly men.
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>>34635146
What made you think that I want to work with pretty girls only...? That's fucked up
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>>34635141
>Liking humanity as a whole is pointless cope. We're a species of backstabbing apes who smile to your face and scheme behind your back.
Woah, you're so special and smart and such a freethinker. Really a lone wolf against the current. Did you happen to stumble upon a philosophy textbook for retards?
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>>34635141
There are countless historical examples of men choosing to die for the sake of truth and principle. You should probably try learning a bit more before pretending to know anything about anything, because at the moment it looks like your education stalled out at the angsty middle school phase.
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>>34635155
>Woah, you're so special and smart and such a freethinker. Really a lone wolf against the current. Did you happen to stumble upon a philosophy textbook for retards?

I don’t care what you think of me, I’m not here looking for validation from you. I know what I believe and I stand by it.

The way you’re typing makes it seem like you’ve already decided I’m some edgy emo trying to act different for attention, but that’s not the case. I was simply responding to your dumb take. You can disagree, but don’t pretend you know my intentions or who I am.

And yes, I am smart. Thank you for noticing.
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>>34635162
Everyone is selfish. Even Mother Teresa. She thought she was being completely selfless helping the dying, but it was still feeding her ego and saint complex the whole time unknowingly
No such thing as true selflessness. Every "good" deed is just apes chasing dopamine, status, or heaven points. We're all running the same selfish software. You're just an idealistic little kid.
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>>34635178
No, they aren't. You have a lot of maturing to do if you haven't learned how to act selflessly yet. Or if you'd prefer for me to prove you wrong in a way that you can't deny, consider that to reason objectively is what it means to be selfless. If your claim is that you came to your beliefs about selfishness objectively, then you've just refuted yourself because the ability to be objective in judgement is the ability to be selfless. A person cannot reason objectively if he can't put aside his own wants and wishes. If you claim that no one is capable of being objective, and that you merely came to your conclusions subjectively on the basis of your own wants and wishes, then you're admitting that your belief is irrational, prejudiced and unfounded, which again causes you to refute yourself. Your ill thought out and childish position only works in a world in which objective truth doesn't exist, but if objective truth doesn't exist then you can have no secure position whatsoever.
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>>34635141
Actually for homo sapiens it's the opposite... We're the ones who actually started cooperating and building these social codes and protocols and do things for the tribe/something other than ourselves.

>Nature doesn't care about your feelings.
Nature's also a lot more diverse and varying than you think. The backstabbing strategy is one amongst many, competing, strategies. The reason why humans "won out" and got so far is through cooperation and language and tools and being social. There are backstabbing strategies as well as altruistic strategies, but for the most part the thing that sustains is probably something of a Nash equilibrium and commensalism, rather than one extreme or the other.
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>>34635178
You act as if selfishness can only be a bad thing. Selfishness is only a bad thing if you serve the self to the detriment of someone else.

>true selflessness. Every "good" deed is just apes chasing dopamine, status, or heaven points. We're all running the same selfish software. You're just an idealistic little kid.
So if a parent took a bullet and died to save their kid, they did it for their ego and status points and dopamine? And also to get into heaven, because there are no other easier alternative pathways to getting into heaven?

You probably had selfish parents yourself, but don't project that onto every other human being, because it's a wildly inaccurate picture. Some people actually had pretty good parents.
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>>34635166
>And yes, I am smart. Thank you for noticing.
Wow, take it easy! don't crush me with your facts and logic! Leaving your thread right now special ed Schopenhauer.
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>>34634694
You'll get a lot of free sex
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Why is fictional necrophilia so hot?
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>>34635141
>Thats not "hatred", thats just biology.
AI speak has taken over vro.

I am uncorruptable. I don't feel love, hate, sorrow, fear or anger. What other people think of me genuinely means nothing to me. The only factor driving me forward is my moral compass and I want nothing more than to make things fair. Even at my own detriment. Dont get me wrong, I am not even remotely pure, I am extremely fucked up. But it liberates me.

>We're a species of backstabbing apes who smile to your face and scheme behind your back.
You are confusing Jews with normal people. Most people are not evil back stabbing pieces of shit.
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>>34637867
Please go very far away.
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>>34634694
Dont have sex
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>>34634694
There is a general shortage and it’s a very well paying job. Do it if you really want to do this. Not job for me though.
If you are from brazil you can even have some extra fun
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>>34635178
Mother theresa was a fraud, a child trafficer and the mother of fauci
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>>34634694
Why not.
I have a mentally ill female friend that became a nurse so she could work at a mental asylum. She's having a blast to say the least.

And yeah I know what you mean by hating people.
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>>34634694
No. I grew up around many people in the funeral industry and still know many people who work in the field. I see where you're coming from but it requires a lot of care, you will likely have to interact with grieving families and when embalming your first priority always need to be how the deceased will look to the family. If you want to skip all that get a crematory operators license, it's easy asf and you don't have to wear a suit all day. It gets hot as hell in those rooms though.
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>>34643333
ooooohhh yeahhhhh



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