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first for cute small breasted women <3
We are BUILT for loving each other
*gropes your bicep and forearm*
Should I become a mortician? I'm 21 and have zero idea what to do with my life. I hate people with a burning passion and I'm seriously considering becoming a mortician. Dealing with dead bodies every day honestly sounds way better than putting up with living retards. Is this a good career move or am I gonna regret it?
>>34634705If you wanna touch dead old ladies forever be my guest
How do I get a clown gf?
>>34634704RAPE!!! I'M BEING RAPED!!!!
>>34634705No, you fucking idiot. Stupid reason to even consider the job and you'd probably end up desecrating the corpses.
i want the blouse this girl from house is wearing. House clocked that she was pregnant and she was like>what no, im a virgin. Sure it cant be a toilet seat?She has good style
>>34634698I look like the guy on the left
>>34634698I look like the guy on the right
>>34634705If that's how you feel about people I wouldn't recommend it. You're gonna get cursed if you treat bodies with disdain. You gotta have compassion and respect for the person even though they're dead.
>>34634712I've seen this episode, turns out she's a lying whore.
>>34634698How do I give a fuck anymore?
>>34634712Clinic hours were the funniest Most inspired by true stories. I liked the inhaler lady I think this was when he was trying to be nice so same episode
>>34634717No, really!?!? I thought they randomly went for immaculate conception in my medical drama!
>>34634708oh hay, that me.
>>34634720artificial insemination, get it right.
I am way too ugly to be this fucking vain
I'm very hard right now AMA
Okay, this is it. The inevitable is here
>>34634729Elaborate dear vaguefriend
>>34634721Good work. Proud of you. Keep it up.
Looking at my foreskin and wondering about circumcision and fuck me that is cruel I can't imagine how painful it is
>>34634733Infants aren't people. it doesn't bother them. Go around and ask the 99% of circumcised men in the us if they are traumatized or experienced pain and none of them remember it because they aren't people yet when it happens.
>>34634733When I peel it back real far and see all the veins and stuff on the other side I cringe a little at the thought
>>34634731I’m at a crossroads in my life where I have to actually take charge and drive my own destiny, or continue to let the world steer me aroundIn normal terms, I have to buckle down and fix my health and prepare for going back to university, or continue wallowing in mediocrity
guess I'm the only one here with an aesthetically pleasing penis
>>34634732I can only take credit for half of it. So kudos to whomever..
>>34634736Yeah that was my thought exactly
>>34634729YepIt's going down.
>>34634736gross
>>34634735Bad bait
>>34634740No moid here has a good looking penis.
>>34634747mine is good looking
Men, how would you rate your brow bone on a scale of 1-10?
>>34634720House actually lies to her and her boyfriend that it was a case of human parthenogenesis.
>>346347538.5 no complaints. Deep and prominent
>>34634747Mine has character, which is more important.
>>34634757wait, that's a good thing?
>>34634750am the better to look at while you stroke yourself off, my dear
>>34634758I support this anon
womenshould I keep cutting or is this good enough?
>>34634750>>34634758No it doesn't
>>34634763You should cut out the HRT, man
>Egg yolk broke right away on the panWomen why do you keep trying to ruin my life?
>>34634761gay i don't want to look at a man while I stroke myself
>>34634768It's fun to curse you.
>>34634763You were supposed to lift first
>>34634763Fatty
>>34634760Caveman brow is a good thing on men yeah
>>34634753I have no idea but women have said I have perfect eyebrows?
>>34634760Why wouldn't it be
>>34634773whaaaat? since when?
>>34634765I cannot imagine a trashier behavior than negging anonymous men on the internet into showing you their penis. Thank God those kids have normal parents now.
>>34634775that's one of the things I hate the most about my face I thought it made me ugly (I mean even if it's a good thing I'm still ugly)
>>34634778oh that's what she is doing?
>>34634766what makes you say that?>>34634771>>34634772yeah I fucking know
>>34634776Since forever? Homo sapien women were definitely voluntarily fucking denisovan men some of the time.
>>34634698I just want a gf who loves anal sex and also my cum
>>34634773>>34634776It's not quite a caveman brow but it looks masculine and serious >>34634779Would you rather it be some pretty boy shit
>>34634784hmm I'm starting to think my gf wasn't lying when she said I was good looking >>34634786>Would you rather it be some pretty boy shityes actually
>>34634782My nigga are you wearing a hat indoors
>>34634785They will all leave you. Enjoy being alone.
>>34634788Would it surprise you to know that I was about to leave my house?
>>34634791Put a shirt on at least
>>34634791To go to your side chicks house? No.. not surprised.
i quit
Where does atoga go to meet people?
>>34634795it's a nice day why should I?
>>34634790not sure what led you to this conclusion
>>34634802Won't be for long with those love handles on display.
just had sex currently laying next to him, missing my ex and wanting to run out the door sigh i am ready to isolate forever but i hate hurting peoples feelings
>>34634806Did he finally get hard
Women, short hair is inwhen are you getting it cut
>>34634808kind of i literally had to leave a ton of marks on him and i wasn’t really into it. he didn’t cum tho i told him my vagina was hurting and that i was tired. i just slipped out of his arms so i can watch anime and post on 4chan like a faggot
>>34634805There's always someone fatter, uglier, and more confident than you out there with his shirt off. Enjoy the sun>>34634810nice creepypasta shoop
>>34634810my hair looks like this...except I'm a man
>>34634811Sometimes you gotta hurt some feelings
Femanons could you ever live in a townhouse
>>34634811also like he was screaming so loud it was such a turn off i feel so bad for even posting here saying this. i feel like he’s gonna be really clingy and im super avoidant im already stressed outMistakes were madejokes aside hes cute but we definitely aren’t sexually compatible i need someone to like be rough with me i do femdom and its fun and all but i dont bring that stuff into my bedroom because it does not turn me on i personally wanna be man handled and beaten to a pulp by a man doing it to someone else is kind of yuck y
>>34634813Imagine sleeping with a girl and she immediately posts your naked back on 4chan, you people are so fucking weird
>>34634821>Imagine sleeping with a girlno anon, i can’t imagine that
>>34634821I mean. Guy still hit
Women, does Ruby Setnik appeal to your female gaze?
>>34634821sorry.
girlshow do you react when your fornix region is penetrated
>>34634828
>>34634821Imagine scratching up your own arm and then posting it on 4chan, pretending to be a girl you just had sex with
Men wwyd if a 24 year old man told you that he and your teenage daughter had been talking for a while and that he would like to start dating her
>>34634828what about the jetix region?
>>34634835If he seems like a good guy, my daughter was above the age of consent, and it seemed like she actually liked him and was of sound mind deciding that, then I'd be alright with it.
I want to be a pretty boy
This is kinda fucked up.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T5wpiI4cU8M
>>34634801I don't do that>>34634810It's already shorter than that>>34634819God no
>>34634837>my daughter was above the zage of consentwhy does this matter to you lol?
Woke up sweaty from a nightmare todayI was dreaming I had a kid with a fat bitchand it wasnt even a son
>>34634845Kill yourself
Oh boy if only I had a DARLING to cuddle on this rainy night
>>34634848you can't leave someone like that with that kind of responsibility hopefully someone in his community kills him soon
>>34634835I’d tell him that he’s too old for my daughter and that he probably already knows that considering people in their 20s don’t tend to ask their crush’s parents for permission to pursue them.
>>34634850Kill yourself
ladies how disappointed would you be if you were kidnapped and repeatedly raped by gangs of shitskins and none of the decent men in your country seemed to care
>>34634849>rainy>nightMidwestern princess detected
>>34634857Wrong on both counts saar
>>34634850SHE WAS 15 YEARSX 364 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 MINUTES AND 58 SECONDS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
Sun is shining It’s overIt’s tomorrow
>>34634835Please stop talking about your new boyfriend.
>>34634857>Midwestern princessMeowdy
>>34634888You never told me what your favorite kitten picture is when I asked the other day. What is it?
Remember when we did the tide pod eating challenge? Those were good days for humanity and it's only getting better.
>>34634902Im still a little mad that incense = pocky didn't take like it should have
>>34634902Who is we?
>>34634906No man is an island
Sorry for any negative and hateful posts I've ever made in this thread. I just had a wake up call and I'm going to try to be more positive in the future. I love each and every one of you, even if the trolls can be a bit annoying sometimes. I love my /atoga/ brothers and sisters.
>>34634909That's what you think.
>>34634705>Is this a good career move or am I gonna regret it?Being a mortician involves a lot of sympathetically interacting with the bereaved families of people who have died.>>34634740>guess I'm the only one here with an aesthetically pleasing penisMy gf raves about mine. But I think it's rather subjective. >>34634753>Men, how would you rate your brow bone on a scale of 1-10?I wouldn't. >>34634801>Where does atoga go to meet people?Met my gf right here. That was a bit lucky though. >>34634806>Just had sex currently laying next to him, missing my ex and wanting to run out the door sigh i am ready to isolate forever but i hate hurting peoples feelingsIf that were true you'd wait till you were over your ex before banging someone else. >>34634835>Men wwyd if a 24 year old man told you that he and your teenage daughter had been talking for a while and that he would like to start dating herWhat do you mean by "teenage"? If she's 14 I'd say "Try that and I'll report you to the police." If she's 19 I'd say "Why the fuck are you asking me? I don't decide who she dates.">>34634913>Sorry for any negative and hateful posts I've ever made in this thread.No you aren't.
>>34634919I'm definitely sorry. I don't make a lot of negative posts here, but there've been times I've been upset in real life and took it out on people here for making posts I don't like. I'm sorry for being so quick to judge people. I don't think I'm a bad person, but I could definitely be better, and I'm going to start by cutting the negative nonsense I post anywhere on this website.
>>34634919Oh hey it’s the old man who samefags as his daughter he’s fucking
>>34634898uh i cant pick just one.. too many amazing kittens out there. But i love the ones with funny expressions
I'm 23, would it be a bad idea to date a girl that's close to 30? I feel like if she wants kids I'm not financially able to handle that and even if I worked really hard by the time I was read she'd already be too old to have them safely
>>34634913Negativity is just positivity that operates under a higher level of pressure. Deep sea creatures need to do their thing too, you know. Getting insulted and attacked on here has made me a better more durable person. The real pain is when you’re ignored but 4chan is a great place to learn how insignificant you are at a base level.
>>34634924It won’t be serious and if it is you’re a fucking lolcow and so is she. Imagine meeting her parents. She’s either extremely mentally ill or wants some young dick before settling down.
>>34634925I guess, but I've hurled insults at people here for no reason other than me being in a bad mood and wanting to put people down to feel better and there are better ways to handle a bad mood. For all I know, those people could've been having a bad day and reading something like that could've pushed them past the breaking point. I'm reconsidering a lot of the negativity I've been feeling especially in the last 6 months and although it sounds silly one of the places I could cut it out is here.
>>34634928We forgive you
>>34634712>She has good styleNo
>be me, 30>have female coworker also 30>both single>she's generally very friendly and sociable with everyone>but she regularly seeks me out to talk>when I'm working late she likes to stay behind and talk to me>she likes to ask lots of personal questions about my life>when I was taking the morning off one day and came in the afternoon she told me she was so worried about me and asked for my number so she could check on me>She regularly asks me what I'm doing on the weekend and I usually tell her I'm not doing anything since I'm usually just on my computer doing nerd shit and she always says, "Well I'm not doing anything either, so if you want to do nothing together..." Which I usually just laugh off>She knows I see a psychiatrist about some things and she said to me today "You know, you can talk to me as well, you don't need to wait to see a psychiatrist"Is she hitting on me or is she just being nice?
>>34634931She basically stuffed her tongue down your throat
>>34634835Depends on who he is.>24 year old with his shit together and seems actually genuine about a long term relationship and providing for her and actually loves her as a personI wouldn't be opposed, but she's not moving out until she's at least 18>24 year old bumLol axe through the head
>>34634741Who turned you into a clown?
>>34634935My stepfather
>>34634936>to whomeverThis implies you aren't aware of who did it though.
>>34634927I've known this girl since she was 17
>>34634810Who is this?
>>34634938People have long sentimental friendships all the time, and eventually fuck and realize how little they mean to one another when real world pressures are applied. No parent wants their 30 year old daughter with a 23 yo.
>>34634937I’m a clown, we aren’t too picky with our grammar
>>34634943How were you turned into one?
>>34634939Sierra petrovida
Remember, lads: Every woman beater has a bitch to beat.
>>34634801atoga
moids I warn you i havent taken my meds today
>>34634949you don't scare me foid
>>34634949men prefer mentally unstable womenthey demand them
>>34634949When a man doesn’t take his meds interesting things actually happen. We’ll continue to carry every conversation while you butt in periodically to answer questions about clothing or sucking cock, or vaguepost about nothing.
>>34634949*penis gets hard*
>>34634954tee hee
>>34634949i have a headache
>>34634949So you're the real you today?
>>34634949Nobody cares that you haven't taken your HRT yet, grown ass man.
Women my age I've talked to this year: 0
need some advice about workI'm an order picker filler, normally there's two of us but the other guy was moved to audit some days ago, which was fine at first, I was able to handle the workload myself and the clean up duties but lately not only has the workload increased because we're in peak season but also turnover has been pretty high so we only have one repline driver on 1st shift and none on second, leading to me starting my day waiting for product to come to my section first before I can pick it, the 2nd thing, auditing, at first I was doing the auiding for 2nd's orders becauses they don't have an auditor on 2nd but now thanks to the work load increase they're leaving so many open break packs for me to audit I don't get finished with all of them before today's work comes down and with it, priority orders, orders that must be picked, audited and ready for transit to wrapping and staging docks right then and there, so I'm auditing, then doing that, then trying to go back to auditing again so by the time I start my actual work, it's almost 4 hours later after clock in, I'm being overwhelmed and despite repeated pleas to mangement to figure out the fix to this problem, hire people whose job it is to audit, return my help to my area, they don't want to do it.What should I do? What can I do? I've been here for 3 years already going to be the fourth year in November and the insurance is the only way I can afford my medication so I can't quit yet through I'm thinking I might have to start looking if this keeps up.
women, is this true?
>>34634976>"Random" guy>Chiseled, well groomed and dressed, open and flirtatious body languageGentlemen, we are cooked.
>>34634980he's also financially secure, is not socially awkward we're fucked, we'll be fucking fleshlites and hookrers, strippers and escorts forever or until we develop ED or catch an STD
>>34634921>Oh hey it’s the old man who samefags as his daughter he’s fuckingThere are so many things wrong with that sentence. But I am old, I'll grant you that.
>>34634980Most of those things you fix in yourself.
>>34634976Sort of, but not that guy. He looks FtM.>>34634819>could you ever live in a townhouseNo, I like my space, my land, and my neighbors not hearing me fuck.
>>34634924You're assuming she isn't able to support herself financially. Why assume that?
>>34634991The point is that is not a random guy it is literally a top 5% guy if not higher
>>34634983QUICK FEMANONS DISPENSE FALSE POSITIVITY OR OUR ATTENTION DISPENSERS ARE GONNA ROPE AND WELL HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE OR START POSTING NUDES ON REDDIT FOR ATTENTION RED ALERT ALL FEMANONS AND TROON FEMANONS
>>34634928If you actually mean all this then that is genuinely a very laudable sentiment, and you deserve credit for it. But of course keeping a resolution like that is much harder than making it.
I could make myself into the most sigma dude on campus and yet I still wouldn't talk to women and it wouldn't even matter.
>>34634980>>34634983lol fags the meme is about the woman’s reaction to the guy relating it to something else. You are here blackpilling over a guy in a context you don’t understand
>>34634994The point is you're not cooked.Well you probably are "cooked", but not for the reasons you implied with your greentext.
>>34634999Yeah and women don't react like that to "random" men is the counterpoint being made, you are the one missing context here.
i have long hair and a long beard. do i need to look more normal for women to take me seriously?
>>34634931>She regularly asks me what I'm doing on the weekend and I usually tell her I'm not doing anything since I'm usually just on my computer doing nerd shit and she always says, "Well I'm not doing anything either, so if you want to do nothing together..."Okay, that is literally her asking you out on a date. Maybe try saying yes next time.
>>34635001He’s not random to her and according to the meme they do and also reality
>>34635004>He’s not random to her
>>34634974>What should I do?Start looking for another job. What choice do you have?
>>34634999well yeah, what else is there to do in this world but try and drag fellows into the deep dark abyss of harsh truths and endless suffering until they decide to log out? the world is fucked, might as well see how much more fucked we can make it since none of us have the ability to rage quit the world with nukes
>>34635002Do you actually look after your hair properly? Properly looked after long hair on a man is *so* hot, but most guys don't bother.
>>34635008Comfy
>>34634980The guy in the video is clearly not random. But the point of the meme is that when she is ovulating, the poster looks at *genuinely* random guys the same way the girl in the video is looking at that guy.
>>34635015and there is a reason they didn't find a gif of a girl being into mid, because women don't do that.The choice of video betrays the premise entirely.
>>34635016Probably because you couldn’t find a reaction that severe outside of reality tv because it’s supposed to express the authors internal state and irl its subtle to the point of being nonsensical in that meme context
>>34635018Why do you have an image of SC2 era Destiny saved on your phone?
>>34635016Stop being a bitter incel. t. former bitter incel
>>34635020I have the video of him sucking cock too
>>34635022But why? >>34635021It's not bitter incel to recognize that this world runs on looks and nothing else matters if that grounding isn't provided. My own looks have nothing to do with recognizing that.
>>34635026Because if anyone forgets or denies it happened I have the power to force them back to reality
Gender, it’s said that the test of a man’s character is his ability to handle truth, drop the biggest blackpill you can think of and see if we can handle it
>>34635029MEven when you get past the looksPill, Social proofing heavily influences your perceived desirability. You can look good but if you have not been chosen often you will be in a feedback loop of less attention and validation, which will spiral downward.
>>34635026>It's not bitter incel to recognize that this world runs on looks and nothing else matters if that grounding isn't provided.Only a bitter incel thinks this is something you "recognize" as opposed to "believe".
>>34635029Global elites will want to strangle China by any means no matter the pain inflicted on the population of the western developed world. Expect either a war or a total embargo which will collapse most of the western consumption, before 2040.
>>34635010maybe ill try leave in conditioner
>>34635033You can believe whatever you want, it doesn't change the truth of how people act. Why do you think people put so much money into beauty products? Why do you think social media has created this warped dating market? Modern technology hasn't changed how we are, it has only revealed it. We are biologically wired to want attractive people, and our primary non-survival motive to do anything on a biological level is to produce offspring. This isn't even human-centric, plenty of animals have adapted to have various mating practices to maximize their attraction to the opposite sex. You don't have to be at the bottom of the system to see the truth for what it is.
Tonight I'm going to eat Chill Frito Pie, I definitely feel hungry for it
>>34635029The ugly women with dignity are not here. They’re there.
gf is coming over so i havent fapped in 24 hoursmy balls are about to burst
>>34635029No one here will do anything of great merit or renown. You are all painfully average at best, a dysgenic mistake at worst. None of your intellectualisms or contributions will make a sizeable impact on humanity, and no one will remember you within 150 years. You are unironically NPCs hardstuck at 120 iq and incapable of original thought
>>34635048so, plap plap plap
>>34634980>>34635016They're looksmatched and equally flirtatious, imagine if it were a fat ugly bird making eyes at the chad the exact way you are making them at the stacy in the clip
>>34635048would a girl even want a large amount of cum?
>>34635053Ive asked on /atoga/ several times over the course of months and the general consensus is yes
>>34635048>bf says he isn't jerking off that day in anticipation of me coming home from work>when I get home, it smells like he jerked off a ton>call him out on it>he tells me he really didn't jerk off and that's just how guys smell when they're horny all day He usually doesn't lie about anything like this, so I'm inclined to believe him. But it sounds so stupid and unbelievable.>>34635053Some probably would. But it's not universally fetishized.
>>34635048>my balls are about to burstYou don't actually store semen in your balls.
>>34635059oh right that's where the pee is stored
>>34635060beat me to it
>>34635053>would a girl even want a large amount of cum?It varies, but some, definitely. I produce an above-average volume and my gf insisted on videoing it.
>>34635060The difference is, many people actually believe that's where semen is stored.
>>34635057I'm very dubious about this. When you go without coming for a while, you do end up leaking a lot of pre-cum, but that has a very different smell from actual semen. He's probably lying.
>>34635064This is also a myth
>>34635064That's what I figured. But why would he want THIS to be the thing to fib about?>>34635064But I've heard lots of guys say that's true. Pre is an arousal thing.
>>34635066Whoops, second part meant for >>34635065.
>>34635029A woman’s love for you is a mathematical equation split between what you do for her and how far out of her league you are, and even then you are not unique, you’re just the only guy in your weight class willing to date down that far. Or you’re not and you have to deal with replacements being available or better options. At her most gracious she will not cheat but rather treat you as replaceable and force you to do things under implicit threat, which is not the love any man desires. Men are the more romantic sex but their sentimentality is similarly shallow.This is baby’s first blackpill territory but the most applicable I can think of
>>34635046>REFUSE to be a flashlight for moidsI guess I'll have to keep stumbling in the dark.
>>34635046You can feel in your bones how much they love the attention they’re receiving. Good on them although my conspiracy brain has to wonder if a new female black pill is being manufactured
I wish I had a woman to milk my cock into a wine glass and drink it in front of me
I just found the perfect woman.
>>34635065>This is also a mythSpeaking as someone who leaks a lot when horny, it's true.
>>34635068I don’t want to believe this.
>>34635068That goes beyond women, it applies to literally anything.All relationships are transactions. All interactions are exchanges. Really sucks the fun out of stuff when you see it for what it is.
>>34635080I think that’s true about most relationships, but I don’t believe that two people in a truly romantic relationship feel that way. Love isn’t a transaction.
>>34635081Most people aren't aware of it but that doesn't mean it isn't a subconscious motivator behind their emotions. >Love isn’t a transaction.Love isn't a single thing, it is a mix of many factors that themselves are based in gaining something from external sources.
>>34635084I think it’s a single thing and that anything that falls short of it isn’t true love, maybe just infatuation and lust.
>>34635086Keep thinking like that and enjoy it for what you think it is then, certainly a happier way to live.
friendly reminder to all the men in this thread to not fall for the "show your emotions" traponce you appear weak even once its overmaybe someone has that screencap of a girl saying she lost attraction to her husband after they got robbed and he seemed scared at gunpoint
>>34635088>remember: people use twitterdamn that’s crazy
>>34635090I dont get how twitter relates to my post
>>34635086I think knowing this and deciding to love anyway is the way. https://youtu.be/eWzzPt8ONLw?is=zyxepeCjlS38tyzF>>34635088I. Just. Know. Women know they’re lying when they say these things. I don’t have proof yet, and it appears to be so hardwired they’ll lie on anon forums. But I know they know they’re full of shit
>>34635065I don't know what you're trying to call a myth, but if I don't cum for two days, my load gets bigger, I shoot harder.However, I feel precum has a lot more to do with how aroused you are.
Men why the hell would you hang out with a hookup for three full days hiking, running errands, chores? He was acting like a boyfriend I made it clear he was free to go many times in a casual way. mens whims are so random it feels like it's impossible to understand what they are thinking.
>>34635095More fuck.
>>34635095Cocky want boing boing
>>34635095Are you implying he’s some kind of clinger? The best times I’ve had with women are when we’re not officially dating but hanging out and fucking a lot and lying around talking shit inbetween. If the vibe is good you’re probably in a good situation. If you actually don’t like it the guys weird for that, but you need to learn how to tell a guy to go home when you want him to
>>34635099I kept talking about how I was having a fun time by myself and it was good to blow off some steam and all of my future plans and he's like me too I'll come. It was good dick but it just felt extra if there's no real dating
>>34635095I wouldn’t do that because I don’t do hookups, but men who do generally do so because they just want to fuck you and then leave.He didn’t want a real relationship with you and probably never said that he did, so he felt fine with using you as a temporary girlfriend for a few days.
>>34635099>>34635095I want a friend with benefits to play vidya with and watch anime in between bone sessions, is that too much to ask?
>>34635103Yes, friends don't subject friends to male sexuality
>>34635103I think that’s the average white or Asian couple these days.>>34635102I agree with this but as a guy there’s a lot more leeway for girls about getting a relationship from guys than you might think. If you keep him happy for a while until he depends on you a little he’ll be yours. Although a guy you sneakily convert into a bf is less likely to be in it for the long haul than a guy who’s ok with it upfront
>>34635106Yeah but fucking your bestie is so hot. I get butterflies
>>34635102That was the first time I ever ran into anything like that and I've done fwbs, hookups, dating, not whatever that was. It was confusing to react to properly I was just doing what I'd og planned but he tagged along the entire time. It's like agreeing to watch a movie with someone and they put on the entire lord of the rings
>>34635113Lord of the Rings is a trilogy of movies
>>34635113So what? Why are women so obsessed with things being "official", "real dating" and blahblah unless you just treat them like a cum dump?I'm kind of tilted right now because I was aboutto lose my virginity to a girl, who then implied I just wanted ot use her to finally get the deed done. Just because I wasn't interested in a committed relationship and didn't blow up her phone all the time. And yeah, that hurt because I liked her genuinely, but at this time I jsut want to hang out and have fun together without the trappings of a reationship. Even when I like a girl that doesn't mean I'm down to quasi marry her.
>>34635129NTA, would you date a girl who let guys use her to bust a nut like you wanted to?
>>34635133This implies better options, which few men have. Most women have done something like this at least a few times.
>>34635133>use her to bust a nutI consider people having Sex fairly normal. I'm not some kind of conservacuck so I don't care, whats would turn me off is extreme promiscuity because it always implies some mental problem. Or if she fucks retards and is visibly not choosy about the kind of men she hangs out with.
>>34635112best friends to lovers is unmatched
I don't think I actually love anyone. I have people whom I treat as if I did love them, but I don't actually feel it in me.
Men,Why is it so hard for you to listen to a woman share a feeling and not immediately dismiss/try to explain away why she shouldn't have that feeling?Why do you get a shocked Pikachu face when she struggles to share any feelings because your reaction is so predictable? Why do you blame all relationship problems on the woman "not communicating" when you've created an environment where it's no longer safe to say feelings
Attention all,Mentally ill girl should link up more with emotionally distant guys who fold fastest.Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>34635095Unlike you women, men can be interested in more than having casual sex with strangers once and then deliberately never seeing them again. You're despicable.
>>34635139I can say sincerely that I’ve never done any of those things before.
Hey hun, would you be a dead pass me the sugar. *grabs your hand as you go for the sugar* thanks sweetie.
>>34635139I’m fascinated by women and love listening to them and trying to understand, because their world is so alien. But I had to accept that men and women see things differently before I could do that.
>>34635143Yeah desu I'm in denial about the fact my husband is emotionally abusive. I wish there was a different wording because I seethe at the thought/mention of abuse but if it quacks like a duck walks like a duck
All the things that I would love to doMy mind won't let me doAll the things that I would love to beMy heart won't let me beAnd everything I would love to seeMy eyes they won't Won't let meeeeeThey won't let meeeeeOh ny baby they won't won't let meAnd worst of all These hands of my only want to touch one thingAnd my dear that one is youBut you won't let me dear You won't you won't let me deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
>>34635142In all fairness I think its because women rapidly imprint on a guy once they have found one who is not clingy and fucks them well. I know from all of my friends who have FWB that even those end up not fucking other people ( alot) in practice.To quote one of those friends, if you baheva as if you are in a relationship, don't be surprised if the woman wants one. And breaks things off if that feeling isn't mutual.
>>34635149He at least sounds like an asshole.
>>34635148Even the illogical emotions?For context in case this matters: I got upset. As I'm about to share he puffed air out of his mouth like he is already annoyed. I said it was because we're going into couples counseling with a therapist he's seeing individually. I thought there would be a conflict of interest there but apparently the therapist says it's fine. I expressed upset because it feels like she will be in his corner from the get-go. His reply was that I am "wrong" for feeling that way and says "I thought you were ready for therapy" and me asking about what he's told her about me in therapy makes me a narcissist. He says he doesnt understand why I worry about things that havent happened yet. I remind him that's basically all my worries are things that havent happened yet. He doesnt get it
A woman that is not prepared to take a facial is not fit to be in a relationship. Simple as.
>>34635151If a woman actually wants a relationship, I don't understand why she ghosts and blocks the people she fucks, even if she enjoyed the encounter. It's just nonsensical.
>>34635153Yeah he is lol and I do love that part of him but not when it's at the cost of my wellbeing. I feel like there has to be a middle ground where he can be himself and I can be myself
Have we seriously not learned anything as men from all of our history? STOP trying to understand women. They don't under them selves how could you?
>>34635168I understand women very well, honestly.What I need to work on is being disappointed in them for not being things they’ll never be and stop valuing potential more than what I’m actually seeing and hearing.
>>34635173Can't live with them can't live without them. Unironically.
>>34635175I can’t live with them, but I could live with her. Just haven’t met her yet.
>>34634778Lol like any femanon would want to see their cock on here. You guys are hilarious.
>>34635176Does she have a penis?
>>34635179No.
>>34634810It's actually not. Depressive and inflative society says hoes bad long hair good.
>>34635159I'm prepared, but I hate it.
>>34635160Scared of falling in love and getting hurt (again). Such a basic bitch problem for both genders, very common. Or she met another dude who committed right away. Who the fuck cares, any thought about things like this is a thought wasted.
>>34634913No you don't.
Anons some baby birds hatched in the backyard. You wanna be parents?
>>34634976No.
I watched a mother put her baby into the stroller, he starts crying, she gives him an iPad and he keeps pushing it away and throwing it and she just keeps making him look at it and try to use it
>>34635138That because you won't let yourself and it shows in how fast you can walk away.
>>34635140No. Gender wars should continue.
>>34635138Stop wasting their time and forcing them to live a lie with you if that’s really how you feel.
>>34635176Obviously. Skill issue on a commitment level. Are you trying to commit to one girl or to the game of finding a specific girl.
>>34635139>men why do you>it's obvious she's talking about a very specific person or people
>>34635159A man that can't cum in his own eyes walks the world blind.
>>34634810never, short hair isn't cute when your chin is weak
>>34635198Thank god someone finally said if. Be honest, for once in your life.
>>34635200I’m not trying at all right now because I just got done trying to get someone to commit to me. Taking a break for a few months.
>>34635204I really can’t stand dishonesty. The amount of time some people will waste just kicking a can down the road is insane to me…
>>34635201Okay that's fair. I could have been more vague. I am trying to figure out how to articulate what I need a specific person to do for me but I'm trying to come from a place of understanding "why"Ive already told him when I'm venting I'm not looking for his advice but that didn't work
>>34635193Time to return to monke
>>34635206Again? Same time as last year, huh. You do you, I guess continuing the same stupid pattern works for some.
I encountered some women who act the way BV does in this thread irl the other day
>>34635215? I wasn’t even posting in this thread this time last year. I started posting here in the fall.
When can we finally ban all children from the outside.
How's the weather where you are?
the tales will never end
>>34635053Why would it be a large amount?
>>34635223Awful.
>>34635223Clear skies and sunny
>>34635223Gray and a little muggy.
>>34635223It’s raining men
Frenchsisters...https://youtu.be/Iv4YJwEHNfU
I hate boomers
>>34635223It's a little blustery. 68F.
>>34635245Um, which is 20C or something.
>>34635223Warm, around the 70s today. Going to rain in the evening.
>>34635236A fat black chick sings that song
>>34635223Going to a festival this weekend, 35° on a bare rural field with nothign but tents on it. Oof
Euro Femanons, are you castlemaxxxing or touching grass for today?
>>34635254castlemaxxing***
>>34635217They deserved to have their (fat) skulls caved in.
Do people actually say they want to talk to the manager are have american films tricked me
>>34635260Yes, yes they do.And yes, crash outs are having more often than you think.There might be a psychological factor that, despite being “shamed” via camera is having an opposite effect.
>>34635217did you put on a blindfold and rape them
>>34635265Who in their right mind wants anything like a BV?I think psych ward people would rather gouge out their eyes, even in their non-lucid mindsets.
Men get prostate cancer because they need to be punished for what they’ve done
Women , do you think its justified of being utterly ashamed of being a later in life virgin?Its so bad that I don't dare to impose myself on a woman even if shes visibly interested with my unpracticed flirting and sexing skills. A feeling like all of society is telling you to fuck off and die either alone or take some desperate single mom to use you as Beta Bux.
Are we pookiemaxxing this weekend?
>>34635265I got the fuck out of that gas station as quickly as I could. It was a legitimately revolting experienceSome fat woman wearing barely any clothing talking to the entire room and no one in particular about boner pills and penis pumps while her two underage daughters chimed in and followed her example
>>34635260They do that. Grown men and women throw tantrums in the presence of retail and food service workers every now and then.
>>34635274Yep, that would be the best move.Don’t entertain that shit/clownery.
What are your stats?
>>34635280Isn’t this just SPECIAL from Fallout?Anyways:M, poor or 1 in everything… especially in Luck and Charisma.
>>34635282SPECIAL is just GURPS
>>34635253I would suggest you get one of those solar fans for the future.
>>34635283Ohhh, gotcha.
>>34635253Bonnaroo?
>>34635280F. Max everything but strength.
>>34635274>gas stationNot surprising. kek>>34635277Hey now, the right type of clussy can be spectacular.
>>34635293Typical Elf, jajaja.
>>34635296>Not surprising. kekReally threw me for a loop, honestly. It’s the one nearest my house that I visit regularly, and out of nowhere comes some people I wish hadn’t left Arkansas
>>34635298Arrrr can says!
>>34635304RIP Vasilis.For Sparta.
>>34635271No even a (you). Maaan
>>34635297Ew, no.
ATOGA has been weirdly slow since January.The Hack must have done in a lot of folks.
>>34635312the hack was last year though
>>34635309You're not really leaving much room for a reply, and I don't say this to insult you. The last sentence of your post probably makes replying less appealing to them I'm a man also
>>34635306I gotta play more Hades 2.
>>34635316Good point. I think incel memes rotted my brain a little bit. I may have the common incel problem of having such low sefl esteem that I assume any woman who likes me despite being such an utter piece of shit doesn't actually like me and just wants to use me for some purpose.
>>34635312I think some of us are just that good at scaring the hoes.
>>34635318Yeah, just a bit. To anyone not sucked into the same vortex as you, lines like the one you ended that post with just come across as putting other people down to make yourself feel better.The overwhelming majority of people have some insecurity or another on the same level of yours. You can and should cope with it by acknowledging that it's an insecurity, not reality.If you can put your best foot forward despite the bad things that other people do, that makes you a good man worth a good woman's time.A bad woman may still waste a good man's time, but a good man doesn't think all women are bad after meeting one or even several of them.
Does getting a burger with no bun make a difference
Need surgeon gf. Don't wanna work.
If you actually want to be a mod for this godforsaken place do you have to provide your actual legal ID?
>>34635328My friend used to order a burger with nothing but the meat and buns. Always made me think of this character
>>34635331I would assume so since it's a paid full-time job.
>>34635331For a free4chan pass I would do porn for then
>>34635095Maybe he's new to intimacy and fell for you. Dont worry, once you pull away, it will tear his heart apart and he'll get jaded like he's supposed to be.Its like the male virginity
>>34635335Mods are actually paid? I didn't know that.
>>34635029Mif you havent made it in your early 20sYou never will
>>34635336>>34635331Nooo!Don’t DEW IT!!!
>>34635338Yes, our clicks inadvertently feed RapeApe and the gang enough calories to do their jobs poorly.
>>34635339That is such a lie. And what even is "making it"?
pic related proved that charismamaxxing > looksmaxxing
>>34635342Pretty sure you're replying to an early 20-something who doesn't know dick about ass
Hey Sun. Keep it up.
Women, can you actually grow your boobs bigger without surgery?
>>34635348pregnancy
*licks your eyelashes* :P
>>34635348Outside of pregnancy and getting fat, no.
I will never forget this show about short stories where this girl was fat and they made fun of her eventually it led up to the reveal of blood and then her posing in front of the mirror as she sliced off all of her fat and you could see her bones.
>>34635350:|
>>34635358That sounds a lot like a bit from ABCs of Death. Which is a movie, not a show.
>>34634698chilling outside neet style
>>34635349>>34635351Fine I GUESS I’ll make babies with her the
>>34635348Our boobs get slightly bigger when we're on our period.
If I go to your YOUTUBE channel and you have no VIDEOS on your YOUTUBE channel, YOUTUBE being the VIDEO website, then what was the point of you making an account in the first place? Fucking leech
>>34635358ABCs of Death movie. Yeh, a lot of the segments are dumb but that one is chilling and says a lot.
Women, help me make sense of this situation please.I've been in love with a girl in my friend group for years and I was rejected by her. Fine, nothing happened and admittedly I just kept simping for her and we kept being close. Both of us got in other relationships.Recently after we both broke up with our partners she proposed we enter a friends with benefits arrangements stressing it was just sex. Against my better judgement I agreed and now she stopped talking to me outside of social gatherings and intimate meetings.I'm frankly utterly dumbfounded by this development. I don't even know what to think.
>>34635369For commenting, subscribing, playlists...
>>34635328Calorically, about 100 - 200 calories, depending where it's from.
everything in STRnothing left for the other ones
>>34635369So I can subscribe like comment and hit that bell button to support my fav youtuber
>>34635381meant for>>34635280
>>34635317I still havent beat chronos and im on night 96 :( I got his first health bar and then half of the second and then fucking ded
>>34635280M. Out of ten:>Strength5>Intelligence7>Constitution5>Willpower7>Dexterity7>Beauty6>Charisma8
>>34635391I take it your Perception is 1 or 2?
>>34635390Wut?Have you just not been upgrading your shit?I'm in night 38 and have killed him 4 times by now. Each time way easier than the previous time.
>>34635396It's a 4, probably. Oops
>>34635293Bollocks.
>>34635343No, it doesn't- not in the modern day anyway.Doesn't fucking matter anyways because I'm autistic and short. I have no reason to care about my life, I just want it to be over already. If I can't win women, then nothing fucking matters and I'm just waiting to die
Can someone please explain this phenomenon where all these Zoomer sluts are not taking as much cock as previous gens of foids? What's going on?
>>34635397Yeah I'm doing all the upgrades, maxed out most of the tarot cards.I was pretty good in Hades, doing speed runs with the bow in about 30 mins average.
>>34635401>Can someone please explain this phenomenon where all these Zoomer sluts are not taking as much cock as previous gens of foids?they are absolutely taking as much if not more cock. its just with a smaller group of men than they used to
Bad day to be femanons not shaped like this
>>34635401They are, it's just from a smaller percentage of the male population.
>>34635403>>34635408>Zoomer men unironically think this makes sense
>>34635407She woulsn't last 10 minutes in this heat.
>>34635401Women these days would rather be waterboarded than be with a sub 8 manThey're just fucking the top 20% exclusively
>>34635410it makes perfect sensethey're sharing men, jumping from one to another whenever they need dick, etc.
>>34635411hog got mogged and she's making it everyone else's problem
>>34635410Yes, it makes perfect sense (if you have eyes and ears and functioning brain). It just doesn't make sense to you because you're stupid
>>34635414It makes perfect sense if you're a man who fantasizes about having a harem and being a playboy. Something women tend to not fantasize about.
>>34635407whew
>>34635418>Something women tend to not fantasize about.women fantasize about being part of the harem
>>34635418>LALALALALA ITS NOT REAL>there's no way it can be THAT bad, right?Yes, it is that badWomen are perfectly happy being in Chad's harem
>>34635410It's not a hard concept.Also I base this on what I see in real life, not what I see online in rage bait.I would be inclined to dismiss the rage bait I see online, but my real life experience corroborates it. Not all, but many women are perfectly happy to be a side chick for chad in the hopes that she ends up being the one he picks (spoilers, she never is), and they will let chad string them along as long as he wants even when the women admit they know what's going on and they know better.
>>34635423No they don't. I can confirm this as a biological woman who's known other biological woman.>>34635424Thank you biological male, please continue to gaslight me about how biological women like me supposedly function.>>34635426Oh are we doing "muh lived experience" now? Are you willing to listen to my lived experience, or do only your anecdotes matter?
>>34635430>"most of these circles are red">No, there isn't! There's a blue one right here!Of course I know how you function. I don't care if there are some girls like you. The exception does not change the fucking rule.
>>34635410a zoomer As yes
>>34635437>I'm going to gaslight you with narratives from the internet because I enjoy wallowing in self pity. If I'm called out, I'll just tell you you're just an exception and continue the gaslighting.Yeah that's about what I expected.
Is sex ever comforting for the girl?
>>34635444It probably was when we were cave people but not anymore
>>34635443I am not gaslighting or manipulating you in any way. I don't think you even know how to use that termYou just want to believe the world is just and fair when it isn't.Facts are facts. I'm just telling you the truth and you don't have to like it. You really are just an exception and you don't want to believe you're an exception.
>go out>some employee in a store compliments my car>we talk about our cars for like 5 minutes>i imply we should race>he seems down>added him on snapchat and leftwhat the fuck do i do now? how do i find out if we have other shared hobbies?also how do i get him to tell me if his cute coworker(female) is single?
>>34635416I don't even know who that is. I was just basing than on frame. She'll have to chug water and piss frequently.
>>34635452>You just want to believe the world is just and fair when it isn't.No that isn't the case at all. I'm just someone who lives in the real world so I know the "Chad harem" narrative is complete bullshit regardless of what dipshits like you want to believe.
>>34635444What are you talking about
>>34635407>>34635411>She woulsn't last 10 minutes in this heat.Seems to be better equipped for hot... weather. Than you.
So what if I an handsome? I am stupid as a brick nobody should suffer me
>women getting Rape Ganged in London by MuslimsOh wow who could have predicted this? Certainly not all the chuds and pol posters you've ridiculed online. Every man who supported Muslim immigration should feel the full weight of their retarded decision in every violated innocent girl raped. Every woman that did is getting what they fucking deserve too. This is completely on the politicians that covered this up and allowed this shit too.
>>34635402Then I don't know how Hades 2 is such an issue for you.Which weapons are you mainly playing with?
>>34635469Imagine saying someone deserved to get raped for political points.
>>34635416Again, who is that?
>>34635458>I'm just someone who lives in the real worldWhere? Middle of fucking nowhere in Iowa where finding your future wife at church is still normal?You're a woman, you're not capable of seeing things objectively and you clearly don't want to.
JH is possessed or at least oppressed by baal, lilith and baphomet. The poor thing.
>>34635479>You're a woman, you're not capable of seeing things objectively and you clearly don't want to.Thank you for admitting to engaging in gaslighting.
>>34635473Why do people not deserve the consequences of their actions? If you vote to not have a standing army and ignore the realities of the world and then your nation gets ransacked it's your fault. If you offer a bunch of free heroine and then have rapant crime by drug addicted heroine addicts you deserve to have a crime filled city. This was 100% preventable by just admitting that there is racial conflict and the white race is under attack and you have a duty to defend western civilization or it will be overrun.
>>34635484You niggas don't even help her to jerk her pussy off. Lazy asses.
>>34635488Why on earth would I ever get the idea to support baal doing his demonic things in his victims? Are you out of your mind? Never mind, you're possessed yourself, ofc you are.
>>34635487Well I certainly hope that you're at least somewhat consistent with your morality and you think woke liberal men deserve to get gangraped by Muslims as well and you're against more conservative women getting gangraped.
>>34635492See? Moids just scratch their ass and bathe in holy water so other men with big hats can come stick their fingers inside him.
>>34635485I'm fucking not but whatever.My experience tells me I am correct. Women are fucking egotistical and would rather die alone than not have the perfect man they can show off
>>34635454Dude has never made a friend before?
>>34635500>Back to "muh lived experience"Let me guess, your anecdotes matter, but mine are meaningless because I'm a stupid woman, right?
>>34635497In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit, I rebuke you baal and leviathan.
>>34635493Of course. If anything woke liberal men deserve worse. They should fucking know better, it's their fucking job to protect women. What probably happened is that women started leaning towards immigration and multiculturalism and then they followed the trend for social clout and pussy because if you don't you're bullied for being a chud or incel or whatever. But getting bullied is no excuse for changing values from something you know is correct and letting horrific shit like this happen.
>>34635459Sex that makes a girl feel safe and cared for
>>34635503Yes, because you don't see reality like we men do.That and you (possibly) have an incentive to lie while I don't because the system is just fine for you.
>>34635280>Strength13/20I'm stronger than the average moid, but put a guy in the gym for a year or so and he'll easily outlift me.>Constitution 19/20I've got elite stamina, never get sick, and can take some nasty hits. >Dexterity 16/20Not world class, but I have great reflexes, I'm fast, and I've never lost a game of dodgeball, volleyball, or tennis. I also do a couple combat sports.>Beauty 15/20It's highly subjective, especially due to racial preference, but I think I'm fairly good looking. No one has ever straight up called me ugly in my adult life.>Intelligence 14/20IQ says I'm top 2%, but I know myself better than any test, and I'm lowkey retarded sometimes.>Willpower 12/20I don't think it's my own doing. I'm just naturally inclined to follow through with things. I also don't have that need for instant gratification.>Perception 17/20Detracting for being autistic, but my situational awareness is second to none. >Charisma 7/20I'm kind of a bitch, and not in the Regina George way where people like you for it.
>>34635511Gee, I wonder why women don't like you. It can't possibly be because you're a narcissist with his head up his own ass. It must be because you're not Chad.
>>34635504You have no hold on me. Those aren't my gods. Run little boy.
>>34635513I'm not a narcissist in any way.Yes, it is because I'm not Chad.
>>34635511You're wasting your energy and time on JH. The freak who seduced her uncle, fucked him for 1 year then lied about him raping her, and ruined his life. Then she dated her cousin and masturbated in front of her own father. Don't take her posts seriously.
>>34635518No, they aren't your gods, you are them. Nice try, I know you guys love using semantics for distraction and confusion.
>>34635521I didn't know it was JH.I just thought it was another stupid woman gaslighting that the blackpill isn't real
>>34635521>>34635526Wait what the fuck are you two talking about? I've never fucked any of my family members, that's disgusting. Also I love how the gaslighter is now engaging in projection by accusing me of gaslighting.
>>34635528So you're saying your uncle didn't actually rape you?
>>34635529I've never been raped, who the fuck are you confusing me with?
>>34635531*yet
>>34635528Well, if you're denying the blackpill is real then you are 100% gaslighting
>>34635536>If you don't agree with my opinions you're gaslightingThat's not what gaslighting is idiot. You know what is gaslighting? Telling a woman that her experiences are fake because she's a stupid woman who's incapable of understanding reality and you know her experiences better than she does.
>>34635488Maybe YOU should step up and help then?
>>34635521Why does this faggot keep framing child rape as a relationship? Someone should end this sick fuck.
>>34635538It is still intellectual dishonesty to deny the existence of the blackpillYou likely don't have enough experiencesEven if your experiences are true, it still doesn't change the rule.
>>34635547Disagreeing with you is not intellectual dishonesty either. Stop misusing terms you clearly don't understand.
They added JH into GTA6
>>34635551Blackpill is objective fact but fucking whateverFunny how you don't actually refute me on this and keep deflecting
>>34635410M, millennialI came to the realization that the zoomer girls at the university gym are all bi and hooking up with each other and a handful of dudes. Like all of my zoomer friend groups are pretty incestuous with people either still around with couples that have a friend that they've both slept with and your options are "date this person who has fucked/dated four of your friends or be single and look outward." A lot of the "situationship" bullshit people are in is because people would rather have something than nothing, so they start fucking someone as filler until they find someone better. So one person is fucking hoping the other will catch feelings while the other is just masturbating with the other person's body until their "true love" comes along. It's "practice bf/gfs" on steroids. One girl entered my friend group because she got ousted from her friend group after dropping her lesbian situationship for a guy. Got labeled a fake lesbian and bullied for it lol
>>34635553I never played GTAV, am I going to be able to properly get into GTA6 without knowing what happens in it?
>>34635553>too tall>tits too big>nails too short>no pubes peaking out of underwear>no outy belly button
>>34635553I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing about this stupid fucking game.I hope the game is a complete piece of shit
>>34635555What's there to deflect from? And no, blackpill is not objective fact considering just how many people disagree with it and think it's bullshit, including men. I see no point in having a real discussion with someone who enjoys misusing terms like gaslighting and intellectual dishonesty when someone dares disagree with them.
>>34635562>people disagreeing with it means it isn't objective factThat's fucking retarded.Blackpill is just objective fact. Your life is capped by your genetics
>>34635568I'd compare you to a brick wall, but that'd be an insult to brick walls.
Women,are you ready to be 30?Is that when your life truly starts?Or, why is it already too late for you?
How do I get over someone who I thought was 'the one'. They arn't coming back and I'm seriously wondering if they ever really wanted me. Tell me nice things to make me feel better alone?
>>34635571You're just too stupid for anything I say to sink in.So many women would be crazy for me if I just had the right genetics, my life would be amazing
Men how much would you pay for beer?
>>34635581Good question. Why are you even buying beer?
Cult leader gf who touches my forehead and calls me her lost little lamb
>>34635561>I hope the game is a complete piece of shitIt will be but the pigs will eat the slop
>>34635587I hope they hate it
>>34635581Nothing, unless it's the only thing they sell or it's Desperados. In which casd 2€ per can.
>>34635572>are you ready to be 30?Idk, idc>Is that when your life truly starts?Life has already started, every other answer is cope>Or, why is it already too late for youHe doesn't love me and I can't love anyone else
>>34635561I've never played GTA and I remember seeing reviews for GTA3 on TechTV. I still have no desire to play it but I hope other people enjoy it because I don't think gaming needs another massive flop
How to be respected without being feared?
>>34635585straight to hell
>>34635502yeah... please help, he's not making the first move
>>34635599Embrace being feared.
>>34635599uh, do respectable things instead of things that scare people?
>>34635573There are billions of people on this planet and millions could be the one. You can always keep looking when you’re ready
>>34635607NTAAh, the numbers game. How fun...
>>34634705I am thinking the same. Sounds fun
Women who want to be mothers,How many children do you think you want? What do you think is the oldest age you'd want to try to start a family? What age do you think is ideal to start? I thought up this question because I was talking to a female friend who was trying to do the math on when she needs to find a bf if she wants to have 5 kids with decent age gaps between them and she realized she'd need to get a bf in like a month or two if she's gonna date for a year, be engaged for another, and then spend a year or two childless.
>>34635573M or F
>>34635581not a lot I don't like beer
>>34635607Im better off being a recluse. Obviously there's something seriously wrong with me if i fall in love with one guy and have the urge to share my life with him.
>>34635581The most I've paid for a beer was seven dollars. I was at a music festival.
>>34635616No, you're perfectly normal
>>34635616MSounds pretty normal and relatable to me. You'll move on eventually
>>34635581Most I've spent was $10 for one beer at a live basketball game. Fucking ripoff given that a 6-pack is like $12.
>>34635573Many have "the one that got away".What I got from it was understanding the things I like and dislike from it. Understanding what to look out for so I hopefully don't get hurt this way again. And be conscious lf why you were really into somebody, so you can look for that in others.Ultimately you can't force it though and it's just going to take time.
>>34635620I already have moved on. Doomed to be alone forever because fuck this shit, fr.
>>34635629You haven't moved on if you think you're gonna be alone forever.
>>34635602YOU make it
>>34635616Quit being soft and go do some push ups
>>34635611I don't care about how many, but ideally I'd like to space them by about 2 years. I don't have an upper age limit, if I'm able to have kids when I'm older I'd do it. And imo the best age to have a first kid is mid twenties, but finding the correct partner is more important than being a certain age
>>34635616Girl this happens every 12 minutes across the globe it’s just life
>>34635573Girl, he isn't worth having if he made you feel this way.
both genderscould you handle your lover becoming paraplegic?
>>34635609life itself is more or less just a numbers game, better to accept it as it is than bemoan your personal sentiments on the matter
>>34635655In my (indirect) experience, some days you can handle it and on other days it's just absolutely unbearable. But anyway, I choose to believe I can, because it's the only way I ever could do it.
>>34635655MNo, absolutely not, I would find a way to leave asapi am aware of the implications of this statement, but its just the truth im not fit to be a caregiver, im a weak person on my own
>>34635655F, sure, if I got the appropriate help.
Femanon, do you think you could take a Batista Bomb?
>>34635670no, why would I?
>>34635658This is some massive ugly cope or you're a weird psycho that nobody likes if you just see people as numbers. There are only a handful of people you truly connect with before you turn 30 and everyone around you gets married and has children. Muh le billions of people you'll never meet anyway is a fucking retarded thought.
>>34635655MI'd certainly try my best. I also have a disabled sister I'll have to take care of when my parents pass though so idk how hard it'll be balancing between two disabled people.
>>34635670Like, in bed?
How can doctors be so fucking useless. They study for 9 years and the only thing they can do is tell you to go to a different specialist
>>34635655MYeah.
>>34635677Basically, you're not rich or important enough for them to actually care.
>>34635673It'd be funny>>34635676In the ring
>>34635683I don't find getting my spine smashed to pulp very funny where did you get your humor from? torture-chamber.org?
>>34635674this is an extremely bizarre way to react to the post you're responding to, go outside and breathe some fresh air
>>34635677Humanity is getting stupider in general + overspecialization starts at the med school level, doctors are no longer being taught certain skills that all doctors were expected to have 50 years ago
X doesn't work on desktop anymore only my phone. Is this happening for others or is it just because my computer is really old?
>>34635573>>34635616You probably feel bad because you think you "weren't good enough" for someone you put on a pedestal, when in reality dating isn't a winning/losing thing, it's a compatibility thing. If you think someone was the one, but they don't think you're the one, then they weren't the one for you in the first place.Take some time to heal - don't jump right back into dating - but what'll help the most is opening your heart to other people who will value you for what you are. Starting from square one is the most exhausting part of dating IMO, but there are plenty of other people out there, and statistically speaking you're guaranteed to find someone better for you than the last guy.
>>34635677Humans are ridiculously complicated. 9 year barely even begins to scratch the surface of that complexity.
>>34635682>>34635687It makes me so fucking mad. If it is not something they do 30 times a day they have absolutely zero idea on how to deal with. Yesterday I asked for a chlorea exam they guy shrugged and had to idea what to do
>>34635581Nowadays I don't drink anymore unless someone else is buying. Alcohol is just not worth it.
>>346356949 years is plenty of time to learn. They way they are taught is just stupid and old
>>34635655>could you handle your lover becoming paraplegic?FYes, because I love her and know she would do the same for me.
>>34635702>her straight to hell
>>34635670I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER!But yeah, if Melina could handle it, I'm sure I could.
>>34635523I'm not posessed by a god. A god wouldn't be doing this.
>>34635670I'd much rather take a Tombstone..
>>34635418>meet woman>start FWB>keep meeting her, meet another woman>start FWBCongratulations, you have a harem. Its a matter of being willing to do it, not of being Chad.
>>34635545Typical labor digging niggas to rely on women to get shit done.
>>34635706Correct, because those are no gods, those are demons possessing you. Still trying to use trickery and deception? Come on, you can do better than that.
>>34635703So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
>>34635714so just look away and say nothing when people contaminate this world with their sin and make it worse for everyone else? got it
>>34635716You are just as much a sinner as me. When you have overcome your own and live a life free from sin, come find me.
What if we are femanons' secret imageboard boyfriends? What if that's why they keep coming here?
>>34635719yes I am, but unlike you, I'm not perpetuating them on a daily basis and defending them to not be sins
>>34635722if he's not like this, I don't want it
>>34635695Are you shitting yourself
>>34635728no but the chinese want a fucking cholera exam
>>34635722Well I don't even have a real boyfriend.. soooo that's quite far fetched.
>>34635733Who. What are you dealing with the Chinese for
>>34635737I am trying to go to China to learn chinese with the chinese and they need a stupid physical examination form filled in that has some stupid shit in it
>>34635735Do you want me to be your boyfriend
>>34635712You classify demon wrong
>>34635739I don't even know who you are. Do you ask all the girls that?
>>34635738Why do you want to learn Chinese
>>34635743Only the prettiest ones
>>34635741Interesting how you say anything but say you're not possessed by demons. They don't like it when you deny them, don't they?
>>34635722We definitely aren't lol
>>34635745It is very interesting to me. It is hard and challeging to learn and I just like weird things in general. I also think it might be more effiecient to read if you pay the overhead of learning all the stupid characters. Chinese people are very curious and nice to foreigners in my experience also I like that
kinda sucks to admit but "just learn to own it" about things you dislike is sort of the rational, dignified way of going about life. lots of corny shit that seems like "wisdom" actually ends up being wise as you age. Not sure if you guys would agree but it feels intuitively true to me
>>34635754>just learn to own itLike things you dislike about yourself or what
>>34635756yeah more or less
>>34635747but i'm dumb, emotional and boring. plus you cant see me.. for all you know I could be a 6ft woman with an unruly blue bob and no tits
>>34635722What's an imageboard boyfriend
>>34635754Depends ln what it is and why you dislike it. If you're constantly having a meltdown about your nose not being your preferred shape then yes, this is the correct approach, but if what you dislike about yourself is that you're dishonest then no, don't do this.
>>34635760Not me
>>34635754if you can cope with isolation this maybe works, but some things like being seriously ugly, micropenises, intellectually feeble etc sort of fundamentally shape your experience of core aspects of life at a base level. you can have a good attitude sure but i think this mindset mostly is useful for normies with negative attitudes, not people with genuine immutable problems at a genetic level
>>34635748Treating all interdimensional beings with disrespect is how you get the diseases to control a population.
>>34635768Yes, thanks for admitting to what you're doing.
is this the average kind of body that women tend to like?>inb4 women like different stuffdon't bother to answer.
>>34635768
>>34635774That's perfectly fine.
>>34635774Stop asking dumb questions
>>34635759I can fix you
>>34635723I never said it's not a sin.
>>34635774Wide asl
>>34635781if you think it's a sin, then why do you chose to repeat that sin on a daily basis and plan to do so for many years to come?
What's the most absolutely degenerate thing you've ever done? Do you regret it? Post gender when sharingdoesnt necessarily need to be sexual either, just morally degenerate by common social standards
>>34635785FI once tasted my own period blood out of curiosity. I regretted doing it right after.
>>34635785MI do a lot of bad things but my only regret is getting caught
>>34635785trusted a man. or fell in love - that was stupidity
>>34635785>What's the most absolutely degenerate thing you've ever done? Had an abortion. >Do you regret it?Yes and no. I still think it was the lesser of two evils but it was evil for sure.
>>34635771I don't think you know what you're doing.
Is there a way to obliterate and illness before it gets too bad
>>34635794What illness
>>34635793You wish I didn't. You on the other hand know exactly what I'm doing because it's working.
>>34635795Runny nose
>>34635785MA swinger couple came up to me when I was alone at a bar at 22. For some reason I accepted and fucked a guys wife in front of him for like an hour straight. She was extremely pretty and enthusiastic but it was wildly awkward I almost got scared and backed out despite being in their house eating dinner with them beforehand. They were like 30 or so. The weirdest part was that the guy had a significantly bigger dick than I did, like he was pretty huge. She invited me over again and we had sex a few times again alone while he was on a date with some other lady a few times. Not proud of it at all, nor am I proud of that fact that I enjoyed it.
>>34635798There are a million things that can cause a runny nose
>>34635785mself-bondage in the trunk of my own car
Femanons, can you compete?
>>34635805At least wait for a new thread before reposting stuff >>34635407
>>34635805>I suffer in Kazakhstan!No, you DON'T suffer.
>>34635797Hahahaha it's not tho. GG
>>34635785F, having an affair with someone in a relationship. If I regret it, I guess not in the sense that I would erase it if I could, if only because it is hard for me to imagine what life would have been for me then. I was very depressed around that period and he was for some time the only person I was really in contact with, and my first sexual experiences.At the same time it's been more than ten years and I still feel bad about it, I am not sure if that will ever go away. It changes with time but does not fade, it went from a very direct guilt and feeling of being a bad person to more a feeling of alienation that it is hard to wrap your head around having done this. It is especially weird to realize there is someone walking around I don't even know that I wronged more than I did any other person in my life.
>>34635782isn it good to be wide as a male?
>>34635805Not sure if you mean with her appeal or in terms of top sports but in both cases the answer is a resounding no.
>>34635800>weirdest partWhat is so weird about her not caring about an especially big dick if she literally already had one at home?
I want to bake a cornbread using breast milk at least once in my life
i wish i had this
>>34635805Menansons, can you compete? For her.
>>34635794>>34635798Sometimes if I feel a cold starting, taking it easy for the rest of the day and going to bed very early can do it. This is the only thing I know though and it won't always help, but sleep is vital for your immune system to function optimally.
Niggas can't even type no more
>>34635794Yes but this is one of those cases where the solution is worse than the problem.
Ok, God lets you undergo a trial learn to something. But if that trial never existed there would be no reason to learn it. Are those things learned valuable enough that a world containing trials is better than a world where no trials, and therefore no need to learn those things, ever existed?
>>34635813Are you fat
>>34635787Was is that bad?
Either gender, have you ever had a near-death experience? What happened, and how did it change you?
>>34635824No, just definitely not in the shape she is, either.
>>34635826No, it tasted like regular blood. It's just the realization of "what the fuck I tasted my own period blood, I'm an animal" came over me.
>>34635814Nothing, necessarily. Just struck me as odd at the time. The whole swinger culture is sort of perplexing to me in general.
>>34635776See this is the kind of answer that doesn't inspire confidence.
Do you guys remember the nde spammer. What happened to him
>>34635828MWhen I was 2 I got lost in a forest, fell into a slough of cold water for about 6 hours. No idea how it affected me but deep cold water makes me panic, and the ones I’ve had after didn’t bother me
Apparently it's a law in Argentina that if you don't pay child support you can't enter football stadiums. Would a similar law that bans you from online gaming be useful in America?
>>34635832I guess I get that but for a lot of people that enjoy sleeping with people other than their partner, novelty and variety is part of the appeal. It sounds pretty normal to me that if she wanted to have sex with another guy she would enjoy his penis being different from her partner's.
>>34635817You could easily. Just save it to your hard drive. In fact, you would have had to do that already to post it here, so congratulations! Wish granted!
>>34635836Maybe in sk
>>34635820When could niggas ever?
>>34635787That's kinda disgusting desu. It's not just blood, it's like uterus chunks. It's basically cannibalism.
Why do people get pugs. Ugliest little shits I've ever seen
>>34635280>6’1”>30>dark blue eyes>brown hair, tidy, not balding>I would rate my exes as 8, 7, 7>athletic body>I take steroids>I care about dressing well but alternative>I prefer being clean shaven or a few days of stubble>barritone-bass voice>stable white collar job, make ~100K a year>currently live with housemates but saving for a house>have my own car, paid off>3 long term girlfriends, 1 year, 3 years and 6 years from 16-30>very dominant and aggressive in sex>My dick is 6.7” length, 6” girth>I don’t have friends (zero)>I don’t hate people but I find they just get in my way rather than add anything>If I am dating you, you are my only social outlet and I will take great interest in you>I have been told I come off as very confident/assertive despite being a very anxious/depressive person and I think it’s just my autism>clinically tested IQ of 129> I talk to my mother once a month, other family on special occasions. So family doesn’t have a lot of value to me>I do want kids, I really want a daughter>I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don’t mind if you do as long as you don’t hurt yourself (I.e no habitual or high risk)>I enjoy drawing, reading non-fiction (I am currently plowing through an archaeologically annotated version of the Bible), learning Japanese, I attend weekly singing lessons>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious>Politically I am not a progressive or conservative, AI labels me a “paternalistic ethnocentric nationalist”>I am not religious. I like mainline Christians, dislike Muslims.>I think abortion should be legal up to 20 weeks>I am medicated for anxiety and depression
>>34635831Meh, it's not that bad if you did it once. I wouldn't hold it against you.I still haven't dared to see what my cum tastes like.
>>34635845They think they look pitiful in an adorable way. I just wish it became illegal to breed animals to include traits that lower their quality of life or put them hugely at risk for health issues. Seems like a pretty obvious thing to outlaw.
>>34635838foid hands
>>34635828Aborted suicide attempt is the closest I've been. Made me realise that as much as I can't handle life I REALLY can't handle dying, so I have no option left but to try to figure out how to live.
>>34635783Because that love fulfills me and makes me a better person. God knows my heart and I will answer to him one day. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. But I don't believe he will damn me when I try my best to live as good a Christian as I can be.
>>34635828F Been in and out of hospitals and surgery a lot. I don't like hospitals and I think I have some kinda PTSD.
>>34635854Time will tell.
>>34635850You're retarded.
>>34635835How does a 2 year old get lost in a forest?
Women what is wrong with men
>>34635633what do i say
>>34635849>They think they look pitiful in an adorable way.Why do people DO this? There are some dogs that can't even have sex properly because they've been genetically modified to hell. And what for? Because people like you think it's funny.
>>34635863I don't even know where to begin.For one they're apparently incredibly easily duped by grifters and retarded people online.
>>34635863Same as what's wrong with women - demonic possession.
>>34635785I went through my date's laundry, huffed his dirty boxers, noticed some piss dribble on the toilet seat and licked it clean.
>>34635862They have no sense of direction.
>>34635866Back in the day 4chan used to call this>For the lulz
Did he ever even love me if social pressure was enough to make him pull away
>>34635873no, probably not.
>>34635873No, probably not.
>>34635873What kind of social pressure?
>>34635865hey dude it was nice to meet you lmk when you’re down to race or whatever Some shit like that
>>34635873Probably just superficially. Based on looks probably.
>>34635879His mom thinks I don't have the correct surname apparently
>>34635884Thats weird. Is it like a race thing?
>>34635884Gupta emwazi salman
>>34635884He sounds like more of a boy than a man. He probably loved the physical aspect of your relationship.
>>34635884Jewish, right?
>>34635828>have you ever had a near-death experience?FThe worst one was when I contracted tuberculosis as a child. My mom didn't believe me that I was sick. I was coughing up blood and hadn't eaten in days, which my mom thought was part of the act (fucking seven year old Daniel Day Lewis over here). One night we were at dinner and I apparently passed out in my food and became unresponsive.I wad taken to the hospital and had a temperature of 104°F. It had spread to multiple organs. I spent two months in a fucking hospital bed and needed help with every little thing, and I knew I never wanted to be like that again.So now I'm super duper vigilant of my health. Blood work every three months. Exercise religiously. Eat as clean as I can. And am a bit of a germaphobe/hypochondriac.
>>34635811>it went from a very direct guilt and feeling of being a bad person to more a feeling of alienation that it is hard to wrap your head around having done this. It is especially weird to realize there is someone walking around I don't even know that I wronged more than I did any other person in my life.there's something to be said for being a bad/failed/gross person but still striving to be different anywayat least thats the cope i tell myself sometimes
>>34635884based
>>34635863>Women what is wrong with menAt their root, it's the same thing that's wrong with women: self-centrism and a lack of empathy for the opposite gender. It just manifest differently in each gender.
>>34635897I appreciate reading such a level-headed answer to that question.
>>34635884>mommas boy never fully leaving the nestbrutal. He'll be a weak, atrophied, effeminate, submissive plank of a person his entire life. Birth to grave without ever having known manhood or dignity.
>>34635898Y'all caught me on a good day. No shitposting today. Just good vibes.
>>34635886>>34635889Not jewish but we are both from a minority religious community >>34635888We never got that far. I should consider myself lucky
Men, do you ever fesr that falling asleep in public could result in strangers playing with your penis, without your consent?
>>34635903How long were you two together? Which minority religious community also
>>34635905No. When I'm in public I'm on extremely high guard at all times.
its always odd to see people have these very hot-headed takes on half the species but in the same conversation will balk and pearl clutch at the general idea of misanthropy. Like the idea of "it cant be me that's bad" is so core that you can easily write off 4 billion people, but the half that technically includes you automatically cannot face a similar level of finality and judgement?
>>34635903Both? Than what the fuck is his problem? Doesn't religion say that you're supposed to be tolerant?
>>34635910NTA but there are some really small ethnoreligious groups like the Druze who don't allow for marriage outside of the group. It could also very well be an Indian caste system thing, but that's just a random guess on my part.
>>34635905this is a joke post obviously but unironically one of the upsides of being an ugly guy is that you can basically blend into the environment and cease to exist so you can be left totally alone even in public spaces. it's very nice.
>>34635910>Religion>TolerantLol
>>34635884This sounds like some indian caste system bullshit
>>34635910most religions are explicitly intolerant actually, the concept of a tolerant religion in most cases sort of doesn't make sense at a fundamental level>yeah theres this divine metaphysical superstructure that the universe itself is scaffolded onto and if you don't act in accordance with it/do the good things it demands then not only will things go badly for you, they will go badly for everyone else too>oh its no big deal if you refuse to follow it at all thoughthat would not function at a base level
>>34635918Honestly this. Religions don't teach you the whole story on purpose.
>>34635924Sounds a lot like what cults do
>>34635918>>34635922Ok, forget I said religion. The bible.
Women, if your boyfriend waned to give you a wedgie would you be upset with him
Women. If you were kidnapped and put up on a dark web meat market with a bunch of other women. And you saw them all getting bought up but nobody ever bought you even if they reduced your price. How would you feel.
>>34635931The bible is not tolerant either..? If you believe the word of Christ, it is literally insane to not be a devout practitioner of Christianity. There's no room for being tolerant of your loved ones' spiritual self-destruction. "I am the way and the truth and the life", "No one comes to the father except through me.", etc.
>>34635918I daresay the fault is often how humans choose to interpret religious texts.
>>34635934I already have a wedgie. That's just how like 60% of my underwear works.>>34635935It probably wouldn't really be front of mind.
Was he really the way the truth and the life or was he just trippin
>>34635935You mean like cannibalism or human trafficking?
>>34635907Ortho christian and it was pretty much dead on arrival. We had just begun hanging out more together and it all ended very abruptly.>>34635921Nah more of a "my family is more prominent than yours because my uncle was a priest or something"
>>34635940>I already have a wedgie. That's just how like 60% of my underwear works.Nice, I love women
>>34635945Trafficking
>>34635946>Nah more of a "my family is more prominent than yours because my uncle was a priest or something"...still sounds pretty indian. Sounds even more indian caste now that you mentioned that actually
>>346359382 Timothy 2:24–25Matthew 7:1Jude 222 Peter 3:91 Corinthians 13:41 Corinthians 13:7
>>34635946>Ortho christianwas his or your family recent converts?
>>34635943Lotta people seemed to think he was. Pretty good to get that many people behind you I mean.
>>34635943I believe him. That guy has helped me out too many times for me to not believe he exists and meant what he said
>>34635938To be fair, the bible explicitly condemns the type of intolerance I'm dealing with
>>34635943Not into the metaphysical framework of any religion myself, but if I had to pick out the ethics and logic put forward by any spiritual system he certainly ranks near the top, if not the #1 spot.
>>34635559There's almost 0 connection from one GTA game to another. Maybe there's a mention of another protagonist or a cameo from a side character but nothing more
>>34635953His father's side are the recent converts. That probably explains his mother's behavior
>>34635807that wasnt me. I was at the gym. this is a new faggot
>>34635946That's horseshit.Romans 2:11James 2:1Proverbs 22:2Ephesians 6:9Galatians 3:28Leviticus 19:151 Peter 2:17They're pretty much going directly against how the Bible says to act there and are bad Christians.
>find an artist i like online>they draw porn for money>love the way they draw but am too disgusted to follow or engage with anything they do now >need to unfollow completelyis this a crazy attitude or would you do the same?
>>34635966My strat is to use their material to create an AI model and just have it generate shit I want to see or jerk off to
>>34635960How come there haven't been any GTA games with a woman protagonist?
christianity is kind of insane because very few belief systems actively and explicitly operate under a principle of such forgiveness for personal failuresgiving people who feel intense guilt or shame or failure a release valve and an opportunity to not only be redeemed but to regain their actual dignity on top of it was probably some insane shit to hear back then.
>>34635973how come there havent been any metroid games with a male protagonists? or Tomb Raider?
>>34635976Because the protagonists of metroid and tomb raider are specific named women? The protags of GTA are just random new people every time, just notably NOT women.
Hey, I got one. Jesus dying for our sins. Isn't that just a transactional loophole? Humanity breaks God's rules, God sacrifices Himself to Himself to satisfy rules He created.
>>34635974That's why it was able to become so popular. It was a genuinely revolutionary outlook.
>>34635976It's called the Uncharted franchise.
>>34635961Interesting. I go to a convert majority OCA parish and even the deacon's a convert. I heard one of the church mom's gossip that the deacon's daughter can't marry the priest's son because they (the priest and deacon) had an argument about Hitler. No other context was allowed to be provided but wtf lol.>That probably explains his mother's behaviorClassic hypocritical mom who 'got hers' but wants "better" for her kids. My mom married outside her race but wants me to marry within hers. She didn't like hearing about me going to an Orthodox church until she found out the ethnic makeup of it.
Woke up early, went for a run, breakfast, shower, haircut, lunch, rest, picnic with friends and football, talking, shower, sleep. I wish every single day was like this. Now that I have tasted the apple of friendship oh how sweet it is I don't want to go back to being alone. People are great.
I bet the foids wouldnt be such bitches right now if they could partake in this giant ass bowl of watermelon cubes I have sitting infront of me
>>34635976The Batman Arkham games are actually pretty similar to a Metroid game in terms of gadget based progression.
>>34635991I wish I had an egyptian slave gf.
>>34635991I am eating frozen mango. Eat your heart out, moid.
>>34635991>>34636002I ship these two.
>>34636001mood>>34636002I dont eat mangos, they're toxic to parrots so I cant have them in the house anyways
>>34635979Good job anon, you're really close to figuring out why Penal Substitutionary Atonement is a heresy. Now ask yourself this- why did Jesus die on Passover instead of the Day of Atonement?
>>34635991I just had some chicken but it wasn't fried
>>34635973Anon...
I can feel the walls vibrating when I speak
>>34636014I am too drunk for this right now
>>34636018Raise your pitch and lower your volume.
for those who have a bf or gfHas there or is there something you've ever wanted to do with them, sexual or otherwise, that you haven't yet? Do they know you want to? Why
>>34636014nta It can seem to portray God as requiring retribution before forgiveness? :/
>>34636017I assume this is GTA 1 or 2? Why are you even pretending like they count. You're just outing yourself as obviously bad faith.
>>34636025No
GTAs before SA might as well not exist
>>34636014Jesus died at Passover because the New Testament presents his death as a new Exodus and covenant event.
>>34636029Don't disrespect the OG.
>>34635973Early gta was pre widespread girls being into gaming, diversity protagonists, and the legitimate creative vision of the game didn’t include having to play as some whiny cunt who sucks cock and takes 50 caliber bullets to the face without dying. GTA is as dudebro as it gets.
>>34636029This is like saying fallout 1&2 don't count
>>34635989Nice how’d you meet them
>>34636026No
>>34636050Gay bar
Apparently one of two playable characters in GTA 6 will be a woman.The main villain and final boss in GTA 3 was a woman.
>>34636055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKjogg-CmOk
>>34636028Yeah, and that God can't pour out wrath upon himself without being a schizo. Rather than the end goal, forgiveness is the method by which God liberates us from hell, and that's why Jesus is always called the [passover] Lamb of God, which signified protection from death, rather than the Bull of God, the sacrificial atonement offering, or the Goat of God, the offering that bore all sins and was let out into the wilderness.>>34636035Indeed. Pic related
>>34636050A youth center
I shaved my penis and balls about a week ago and it still itches so much
>>34636063I only did it twice in my life. The first time with a machine but a few weeks ago I just trimmed it with scissors
>>34636029Fake gamer spotted
>>34635935Good.
women are so pretty
>>34636045I don't understand how people can prefer FPS to isometric RPGs but maybe I'm the real autist
>>34636045That's stupid, fallout 2 matters, nobody cares about GTA 1&2.But even pretending that doesn't matter, how many mainline 3D GTA games do you need to have male protags until we can get a female one without gamers sperging out about it?>3 - male>SA - male>VC - male>4 - male>5 - 3x malesWhat's a good ratio?>>34636056Sorry, I also meant a white female protagonist specifically.
>>34636069Nigga
>>34636069Both have a charm. Besides f1,2 are turn based so it is cool it isn't. A bullet hell which I dislike
GenderWould you rather live in a place with brutal winters but mild summers or mild winters but brutal summers
I would play For Honour but there is waaaaayyy too many female characters whoch I hate same with r6s
Why the fuck do women want to be friends if they're not interested in you at all romantically. Go be friends with women.
>>34636079Mwinters, fuck summer
>>34636073I see, you're racist. Well, good day to you then.
Swiss sisters we won
>>34636079Brutal winters are cozy. Brutal summers are just annoying
>>34636079Msecond one
>>34636079MSummers hate the cold
>>34636079M, I have given very serious thought to moving to Alaska before. I can handle temps of 0-60, it’s when it gets to be 70+ that I can’t take it very well.
>>34636073Can you imagine the shitstorm that would happen if a female protagonist killed a bunch of hookers?
>>34636088The non-white men Swiss claims to hate so much have won once again.
>>34636079MI'd rather live in a place where it snows in the winter and is pleasantly warm in summer. Interpret that answer as you will.
>>34636093nothing would happen
>>34636097This
How is your AI bf doing, femanons?
>>34636094Fucking weirdo
>>34636101Majima is doing just fine, thanks for asking
>>34636094I don't think he was talking about the namefag
Sometimes I get a feeling similar to deja-vu but it's associated with the idea that our existence isn't real. It's been happening more often lately. Am I becoming schizo?
>>34636105I was talking about both.
>>34636081I'm down to be friends with them, but why the hell do they ask to be my friend and then not act like it?
>>34636107It is called alienation>>34636104Have you ask claude to RP majima? It is probably pretty good at it
>>34636112No, it's called derealization
>>34636011>they're toxic to parrots so I cant have them in the house anywaysNigga just keep your parrots out of the freezer. Also, it's just the skin. They can have the flesh.>>34636034>GTAs before SA might as well not existVice City was peak. I'm sorry you're not old enough to remember.>>34636063That's why I don't shave my pussy. Waxing feels so much better and smoother.>>34636073>What's a good ratio?Especially when women are NEVER treated with respect in GTA.
>>34636097A whole lot of people would think it's a political move rather than a creative one.
>>34636110Conflict avoidance
>>34636115>Vice City was peak. I'm sorry you're not old enough to remember.I played and hated it when I was a kid, boomer
>>34636026Not really. life is good, sex is good. Couldn't ask for more.>>34636067Thank you, Im sure you are too.
>>34636120>>34636034Mentally ill hands.
>>34636097It would kinda be like the action figure thing. Black action figures don't sell because there are a ton of racists.
>>34636122>he said on a site for the mentally ill
Women would you call your adult son your "baby"
>>34636128Oh sweet summer child...
>>34636115Vice City is still the best GTA game. The others are all too big for their britches. Vice City is the best open world game city ever made.
How do I get over my irrational hatred of doctors?
>>34636128That's right, anon, everyone here is exactly like you.
>>34636129Sure why not. I dont want kids but If I had a child theyd always be my baby - Id want to protect and cherish them, no matter how old.
>>34636134Step 1 is probably realizing how pathetic it is that you listen to podcasters.
>>34636079I hate the cold. Give me the sun.
>>34636115Is anyone ever treated with respect in GTA?
I remember I couldn't retract my foreskin until I was 13 or 14. And when I finally did I panicked because it had a lot of resistance and I thought I broke something. Anyone else.
>>34636138I don't and it's not a anti vax thing
>>34636092>>34636139Here we have it, the true reason for the split.
>>34636142I can't do it without pain when I'm hard.
>>34636141This it's kind of the point of the games. Michael is literally a cuck
Uncut dicks are so ugly - no thanks !
>>34636146It was like that for a while for me too
>>34636146NTAYou should see a doctor anon. Phimosis isn't good.
Can I sell steam gift cards
Moids will read this and then shit on women for reading Morning Glory Milking Farm in the same breath
>>34636143Why mad at doctors?
>>34636115>Nigga just keep your parrots out of the freezer. Also, it's just the skin. They can have the flesh.not taking any chances. Mango isnt even that good anyways
I wanna smack her butt
>>34636154I don't know why zoomers have started this retarded fictional purity contest. Just accept that both men and women like to jerk off to degenerate porn, geez.
weighted blanket is not enough, I need a moid to lay down on me
>>34636148Moid hands>>34636155Because Doctor is a bastard man
>>34636162how so? Are you foid? Because then yeah, probably.
>>34636161But I'm 187 pounds
>>34636154I literally have no issue with my girlfriend gooning to silly shit like that. She reads filthy fanfiction and romance novel shit types of stuff, I could not care less.
>>34636154men don't even read nice try dork
>>34635493>>34635469I tried to warn them but they wouldn’t listen/pol/ is always right
>>34636161This is so real.
>>34636161Buy more
>just go out and talk to womenhttps://x.com/BrianAtlas/status/2067585621695295516/video/1
>>34636155they never help you they always just say shit like idk you need to do something else instead or go to another doctor or to 3 different doctors
>>34636173He didn't follow the first two rules
If the sex didn’t hurt why did I start bleeding
>>34636079FMild winter and brutal summer 100%Being too cold makes me want to die, being too hot just makes me wet and tired.>>34636129Yeah. Not in a weird way but that's a normal pet name.
>>34636175He's not even ugly. He's just not chad
>>34636177>being too hot just makes me wetThat's what she said, ha ha ha ha.
>>34636176Were you a virgin
>>34636079Brutal winters with no summer at all. Filters out anyone nonwhite
>>34636179To be fair to her, he is dressed like a retard. I can't believe he is so willing to go out in public looking like that.
>>34636176That's happened to me before I think it was friction tearing. The sex itself didn't hurt but I was sore a few hours later.
>>34636176Not enough lube in your butt
>>34636179He is ugly and his style is wack. Beta ass body language too
>>34636176maybe it is the time of month that you bleed
>>34636173>Using TikTok and Twitter to make any real serious arguments
>>34636184>polo shirt>chinosWhat part of this is retarded? He's not dressed great, but it's completely normal
>>34636170Afraid of vulnerability to the point of having to shut on women who express it I see>>34636169That’s life>>34636167Die>>34636166Agree>>34636165Men don’t care about women at all it seems
>>34636187if thats ugly then im cooked ggwp
>>34636173She's obviously just fucking around. Like it's maybe a bit lacking in empathy for the guy but people are taking this way too seriously.
>>34636194So I'm in the wrong for wanting to smack the shit out of her?
>>34636189>you can't use this because it's anecdotal>>*brings up stats from dating apps*>you can't use that because dating apps aren't realSo outside of a government ran census with each individual account scientifically tested, what evidence would convince you that men get treated like shit no matter what they do UNLESS they are chad?
GenderDo you ever play games in public? Phone or otherwise?
>>34636173it is the guys fault desu she is clearly a hoe
Will the next life be better
All I want is a nice Jewish girl who takes care of herself, is saving herself for marriage, wants to be a stay at home mom of 5 in the countryside, and has no tattoos. Am I asking for too much?
>>34636133San Andreas has a lot going for it, and there's certainly a nostalgia factor, but the story was both weak and derivative. Fire soundtrack, tho. Vice City just had it all. Soundtrack, story, memorable characters, great casting. >>34636141>Is anyone ever treated with respect in GTA?Franklin, I think. Everyone else is just supposed to be a caricature of some kind. I'll still never forgive Rockstar for what they did to my boy Johnny.>>34636199>Do you ever play games in public?FI have a bunch of games ported to Android I play.
>>34636190The whole thing.He looks terrible, dude. Don't pretend he doesn't.first of all, polo shirts are over. Second, it doesn't even fit him properly, he looks like a 12yo who raided his dad's closet. Meanwhile she's done up to the 9's. He deserves a LITTLE ridicule.
>>34636194>it's okay for women to publicly humiliate men and post it online because it's just a jokeNot making the point you think you are. The point is that so many men complain about the risk of being publicly humiliated for shooting their shot, then they get told 'that never happens' then when you show it happening you just get a bunch of cope >oh he's dressed bad>oh his body language>oh shes' obviously jokingAnything but just admitting the obvious thing that you can see in front of you
>>34636199I drop dick on brawl stars using bibi while telling off my employees
>>34636161>>34636169Damn, and I thought she was weird for being ok with me laying on top of her while we were passing out drunk together on her couch. I just assumed women would prefer to lay ontop.
>>34636197How about not using garbage as evidence? The fact that your only "evidence" is social media posts and shitty dating app stats (which are always trash due to the skewed gender ratios on dating apps) proves that your ideology is a load of bullshit.
>>34636206He looks like a completely normal guy. do you expect him to be in a tuxedo or some shit?>Meanwhile she's done up to the 9's. He deserves a LITTLE ridicule.So again, you can't approach women unless you're chad
>>34636199MMaster Duel sometimes
>>34636212You're avoiding the question.
>>34636195A little bit. You don't need to take it seriously she is clearly being retarded
>>34636166MToo real. There's only one other dude I can talk to about (fictional) books at uni, the other 3 readers are only into nonfiction/muh roman histories, but a nice bonus is that when I started a book club it ended up being skewed 80-20 women.
>>34636219The problem is, most women are retarded. Her actions aren't exceptional.
>>34636216I'm saying if you're going to approach the girl who looks like she's auditioning for a spot at the bottom of the ocean off the coast of epstein island, maybe at least have a decent haircut and put on some decent clothes.
>>34636164Is that supposed to be too heavy or too light?
>>34636216Autists should be segregated from normal society
>>34636223There's nothing indecent about his clothes or hair. His clothes are normal and clean. His haircut is normal and tidy.He wouldn't be getting treated the way he did if he was extremely handsome regardless if he continued to wear the same clothes or the same haircut
>>34636222Yeah but this one is being attention whore entitled retarded you just don't give it attention and go next
>>34636223He’s better looking than her objectively btw
>>34636227I objectively wear cooler clothes than you.
>>34636117I would think that becoming friends would avoid a conflict but I'm silly
>>34636223nah, she is just being a bitch
>>34636191Go lick a clam you impotent spiteful mutant
>>34636231So how many more pieces of evidence do you need to be provided until you just admit "this wouldn't happen if it was chad"?
>>34636236If you think what he's wearing is ok then I doubt that
>>34636141You, the player are treated with respect in the first four games and their spinoffs imo
gender, how many comments on attraction to people from the opposite sex from your partner can you handle before it starts to feel a bit weird?
Men,Do you want a hug?
>>34636173Why didn't he scream back though? Match her tempo and laugh it off. Maybe it even makes you attractive to her because you aren't taking things so seriously.
Why don't the men of /atoga/ stop chasing after women and instead allow themselves to be dragged to my yaoi cave and sodomised up the bum by a man's cock instead? I still pursue women sometimes, but a lot of the men here would be much happier if I pumped their arses full of semen.
>>34636246I could really use a hug right now.
>>34636242believe in Chad is a sign of very low intelligence
>>34636246no im a pervert that deserves no love
>>34636240Has Nigel been watching the jolly heretic again? Nigel we told you not to watch right wing propaganda before primary
>>34636245MNot many. I don't have eyes for anyone else when I'm committed to someone and expect the same.The last woman I dated openly flirted with a waitress right in front of me not long before I dumped her.
>>34636246ha ha ha
>>34636238Because he'd get his shit rocked by every other guy in there. >>34636243I think what he is wearing is perfectly normal. I wouldn't wear it because I don't dress like a dork ass bitch, but if I passed him on the street I wouldn't even register him as being uniquely poorly dressed. He looks like nearly every other dude on the planet.
>>34636258So is he dressed normal or like a dork ass bitch
>>34636246I think I'm good right now, but thanks for offering.
>>34636252What is not knowing the word “belief” a sign of?
>>34636252>ackshually incel, women don't like extremely attractive menIt's all so tiresome.
>>34636246ye>>34636250true, incels have a really deep desire to become woman
>>34636190NTA and I don't think the woman's reaction was reasonable, unless he's been harrassing them.But he does look like a typical boring sub 90 IQer.
>>34636246"Do you want a hug?" is the most passive aggressively insulting thing a person can say. And if you were a man I would punch your jaw and break it for saying that shit.
>>34636255Right wing propaganda means stepping outside
>>34636260You do understand that both can be true at the same time? I think the regular man dresses like a dork ass bitch, that makes me the abnormal one.
>>34636262I know that word :)>>34636264You should end it then
>>34636218I'm not, I gave you an answer. Stop using garbage as evidence. That's it.
>>34636262Dementia. The early onset kind.
>>34636267Nta. Do you need a hug?
>>34636269When your response de-escalates aggression to passive aggression you know you’ve hit em hard. British piece of shit….
>>34636252believing in chad is a sign of a subconscious maso/cuck fetish (unironically)
>>34636246nah
>>34636269>Economic Neoliberal and Geopolitical Realist 'propaganda' is stepping outsidefixed that for ya, chum
>>34636272I'll just continue to repeat the question until you answer it:So outside of a government ran census with each individual account scientifically tested, what evidence would convince you that men get treated like shit no matter what they do UNLESS they are chad?
>>34636270You can't slander the way he dresses and say it's fine at the same time el retardo baiter
>>34636271Oh, you just forgot it, made a mistake in your reply to me, and then acknowledged you remembered it when I reminded you. Ok!
>>34636275No, but if you need to get knocked down a peg you can expose your asshole and I can fuck it bloody without lube.
State gender and tell me which movie I should watch.
>>34636283I didn't say he was dressed fine.I said he was dressed normal. That being the statistical average.
>>34636285yes
>>34636286This nigga gay
>>34636287Left, right, middle.
>>34636282Actual real high quality evidence that isn't garbage. I don't know how to specify this further for your autistic ass.>>34636287FHaven't seen any of these movies, but I'll go with Silence simply for Martin Scorsese.
>>34636290he is dressed like a kid and has no rizz the women is still being a bitch
>>34636290You implied there was nothing wrong with the way he was dressed God you niggas want to argue about anything don't you you're so retarded. No wonder you get no bitches more yous
He’s dressed very typically for a normal person who goes out. Whatever your 4chan Sam Hyde cybersigilist taste is, you have to acknowledge that he looks normal for that area of society. Even if (you) have better taste.
>>34636286Is that your family's way of showing love
>>34636246Yes.
>>34636294>Actual real high quality evidence that isn't garbageAnd what is that? Just vaguely gesturing doesn't answer the question.If collections of anecdotes don't count, and statistics pulled from huge dating app datasets don't count, what does?
why are you like this
>>34636291*turns into grey alien* *kisses you**holds up spork*
>>34636297he is dressed ugly idk it is just not aesthetic pleasing
>>34636244That bitch Catalina definitely didn't treat Claude with respect.
>>34636295He is dressed completely normal. The way he is dressed wouldn't have made her behave any differently.>>34636296>You impliedNo I didn't. That's you inventing shit in your head which I never said. You are experiencing psychosis.
>>34636205>Vice City>not derivative
>>34636305But it’s normal and every guy these girls in the video date or fuck wear the same thing. It’s not the clothes. He did not put himself In a position to be ridiculed based on fashion sense. We all hate Greek life fags here but this is the worst girlcope I’ve heard yet, literally
>>34636307>The way he is dressed wouldn't have made her behave any differently.It is impossible for you to know that. And he is dressed like a kid
>>34636150Meh, it's not a problem.
>>34636199FJust pikmin bloom. Wandering around random fields staring at my phone.
Just don't be ugly
>>34636303What about this is wrong?
>>34636302>If collections of anecdotes don't count, and statistics pulled from huge dating app datasets don't count, what does?Actual high quality studies that don't come from biased sources and still hold water under scrutiny. Is that good enough for you? Or is the idea that studies shouldn't be taken at face value and studies can be criticized too offensive for you?>>34636307NTAHey psychosis guy. Not everyone who disagrees with you has psychosis. Have a nice day.>>34636314It will be a problem if you ever want sex.
>>34636313So it's impossible for me to know that the way he dresses would change her behavior, but apparently you know she behaved that way because of how he dressed.Mhmm. mhmm. Women are genuinely fucking retarded.
>>34636315Girl, you don’t need to try to be cute for these subhumans
>>34636287FI don’t know these, Kingdom of Heaven sounds fun.
>>34636312Just look a him bro he is nervous, looks and is dressed like shaggy, clearly got shook by the woman retardness. Do I need to draw red and green body language lines
>>34636318Sex is not happening.
>>34636217Based, I play a bit of Duel Links every so often. What's your preferred archetype?>>34636315I played the hell out of Pikmin Bloom not too long ago. Did they ever add Ice Pikmin??
I don't think any of the niggas who cite or demand studies ever actually read them or interpret them. It's just a tool to further their own worldview rather than objectively explaining and understanding things
>>34636320>but apparently you know she behaved that way because of how he dressed.Never said that at any time. She was trying to be retarded and he is was the perfect prey
>>34636199League of Legends on my phone
>>34636320If women are retarded then why do you care what they think
>>34636245Is he commenting on some celebrity in a movie we're watching or a friend or coworker? If the person is inaccessible to him I'm not that bothered but if it's someone he sees regularly, especially if I'm not also there when it happens then just one comment would make me nervous.
>>34636287Kingdom of Heaven stole music from The Crow.
>>34636318>Actual high quality studies that don't come from biased sources and still hold water under scrutiny. Is that good enough for you?Not really because I'm going to present to you a bunch of studies which fit that definition but you are going to use the vagueness of "under scrutiny" to cope about the data.https://psycnet.apa.org/record/1973-09160-001https://www.psypost.org/women-tend-to-give-more-money-to-attractive-men-study-finds/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27283466/
>>34636199FNo. Outside has too much distraction
>>34636287Barry Lyndon is beautiful.But it's long and you probably have to be in the mood for a slow movie. It tells an amazing life story though.Also features a really great classic song called Sarabande:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PajJ1vDdyc
>>34636318That guy has 15 bodies minimum. He’s not a seethecel or dating appfag. He’s a normie frat kid who goes up to girls and hits on them and he has the confidence to do so because he’s done it successfully since middle school probably. I’d guess the real story that the groyperfag propagandist and women left out is that he knows them and has a bad reputation
>>34636326>Ice pikmin Yes! Back in December I think. I'm only level 68 but I have almost 4.5 million steps logged.
>>34636334It should have stolen its creativity.
>>34636326>archetypeI’m a Kashtira duelist chiefly, but I also enjoy T.G., Maliss, and Dark Magician. I try to use one of every special summon type
>>34636335you did not read any of those studies
>>34636330So why are you talking to me?>>34636332Because I validate my own views by engaging in debate and if the person on the other end of the debate is retarded, I feel more confident in being a misogynist.
>>34636344You're very insecure in your misogyny all you do is sperg out. Go beat your gf like a real misogynist
>>34636344I like calling retards retarded
>>34636343>but you are going to use the vagueness of "under scrutiny" to cope about the data.
>>34636321It's the only game I play idk what you want from me. People don't think it's cute they think it's weird because I'm walking around in circles for no discernable reason. Feels super awkward doing laps around a playground but I need to grow those big flowers.
>>34636347did you read it?
>>34636245this shit is unacceptable to ever do imo, its weird as fuck to just go "wow he's fucking hot" or "wow look at her" or whatever, shit is totally unfounded. people need to re-learn to keep shit to themselves
>>34636335>A study from 1972>A post from psypost.org>A study where you have to pay money to access the full studyWhat the fuck do you think "high quality" means retard?>Or is the idea that studies shouldn't be taken at face value and studies can be criticized too offensive for you?But hey, thank you for proving this part of my post right.>>34636343Oh of course, this is obviously the first few studies he found on Google and he only read the titles.>>34636347That wasn't even me buddy.>Or is the idea that studies shouldn't be taken at face value and studies can be criticized too offensive for you?
>>34636345>You're very insecure in your misogynyObviously because I have to reconcile the idea that I am attracted to women but simultaneously find their general behavior to be totally irrational. So I would like to give them a chance to correct me regularly, but they never do.
>>34636339Christ, it's been longer than that since I played it I guess. I seem to recall it was eating up a lot of phone battery somehow.>>34636342>every special summon typeSyncho, Xyz, Pendulum, Link, that kind of stuff? It's all over my head, my main deck doesn't use any of that lmao. Sacred beasts.
>>34636345Nta, he’s rigorous. These are the guys you’d hope would be too enlightened to have such views but they are too blatant not to recognize. Must suck being a woman**ger.
he's tall I am jealous
>>34636350>>34636354>but you are going to use the vagueness of "under scrutiny" to cope about the data.
>>34636349Yeah she’s so quirky and odd. Pick me.
>>34636360yeah man I got owned
>>34636357Yeah, that’s right. T.G. is synchro, Kashtira XYZ, Maliss Link
>>34636360So yes, the idea that studies shouldn't be taken at face value and studies can be criticized is too offensive to you. Thank you for proving my point. Also, thanks for confirming to that other anon that you didn't even read the studies Mr. intellectual.
>>34636357>eating up a lot of phone battery It do be like that.Not as bad if you don't have it open constantly but I swear it plants less flowers if you don't check on it to make sure it's got a good connection so I end up keeping it open often. They SAY that's not the case and you plant just as many with it in your pocket (probably have to for legal reasons it's a walking app you can't want people to stare at it constantly) but it's demonstrably untrue.
>>34636366>but you are going to use the vagueness of "under scrutiny" to cope about the data.
>>34636355>>34636358Nah you don't care about that don't lie. Men fuck bitches and hate them all the time without going on some virgin soliloquies. Most men say yeah, women are retarded so what, it is what it is. You're just a neurotic autist stop trying to hold women to some sort of standard that they can't reach or care about
>>34636371>You're just a neurotic autist stop trying to hold women to some sort of standard that they can't reach or care aboutI never said anything to the contrary.
>>34636363>>34636321seeing the genuine poison women will throw at eachother over the most trivial behavior is so bizarre to me
>>34636303Why have you done this to women?Why can't you stop being violent? We need to bury the jails and put new ones on top.
>>34636369>I don't read studies, and only take them at face value from their abstracts, why is everyone being mean to me!? Must be because I'm not Chad!You're a joke.
>>34636372So stop whining about shit that's been obvious for all of human history
>>34636375>but you are going to use the vagueness of "under scrutiny" to cope about the data.
>>34636340Expand on that thought.To be honest, the Crow score in the ending credits of Kingdom of Heaven is the only thing I remember from that movie.
>>34636365Ah I misunderstood, I thought you meant you had all those summon types in one deck. It sounded very messy but I'm a novice who only plays DL.>>34636368Yeah I noticed that too. Unfortunate. My phone battery is bad enough that I probably shouldn't even consider downloading it again. Glad you still enjoy it anon, and ignore the other weirdo giving you shit for no reason.
>>34636379>Expand on that thought.Kingdom of Heaven is a terrible movie.I just wanted to shit on it for being completely historically incorrect, while also being exceptionally boring.
>>34636373I’m an impersonator and I was being heavy handed enough to be obvious I think. Women extremely seldomly come at each other here. Girl code.
State genderAre you aware of the replication crisis in science? Do you understand that you can't trust most studies you come across?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htz_U7073i0This song makes me think of her :)
>>34636389MI don't really care
>>34636389Yeah. Science hasn't really been trustworthy for a while though.
>>34636389Yes. M
>>34636381Yeah my phone battery is not great these days if I want to play and I'm going to be out all day I tend to take a power bank just in case. I should get a new phone soon but my sister got a newer version of what I have from her work and she says she doesn't like it so I'm worried. I like it because there's no skill to it beyond how far you can walk in a day. My best day was almost 47k steps. When you get a new phone you should play again. >the other weirdo If it's not that one bitch it's a guy who thinks he's funny it's nbd
>>34635400Hey who let the voice in my head start typing
>>34636298I wish I'd been adopted, when I was a teenager, by either a man or a woman who showed love by shoving dildos or a cock up my butt and gave me the most unforgettable prostate orgasms of my life at an early age. But that never happened. I missed out on a lot of love.
>>34636389M>Are you aware of the replication crisis in science?Yes>Do you understand that you can't trust most studies you come across?you should not be "trusting" studies to begin with, and most people who talk about the "replication crisis" fundamentally do not understand science to begin with or what the issue actually entails
>>34636397It's not even as though my phone is old, the battery has just randomly gone to complete shit lately. There have been times I've gone from 50% to 20% in less than a minute. I got my 3DS fixed up so I could maybe play that out of the house again, but I haven't touched it, still.
Do you think people with a sexual feet fetish get off on hobbies like dance, yoga, and karate where people expose their bare toes and soles all the time? Do you think there are a lot of feet creeps in those hobbies who are there because it gives them a boner?
Remember that xxxtentacle guy?
>>34636407I'm glad x died
>>34636408Jeanette McCurdy is glad her mum died.
>>34636385It's apparently pretty forgettable, but I don't remember hating it. But then I don't know enough to comment on historical accuracy.
>>34636410Kingdom of Heaven was infamous for implying you could be an atheist Crusader in the Middle Ages. Fuck no you couldn't. I mean I wasn't there, I didn't fight in the Crusades, but I know that much.
>>34636402They don't make them like they used to. I could throw my lg rumor 2 across a parking lot and the battery would be fine, whole thing would be fine except for some scratches. I fuck mine by using it while it's charging at lot though I have bad battery maintenance hygiene. You're gonna need a new one sooner rather than later if it's pulling that kind of thing on you.
Foid have you ever twerked for a moid? Would you?
>>34636410It's accurate in terms of like outfits and such general stuff, but some people's backstory was completey changed. People who actually existed.>>34636412Be a better person and use "NTA".
>>34636389M>Are you aware of the replication crisis in science?No>Do you understand that you can't trust most studies you come across?Yes
>>34636405Possibly? I don't try to think too deeply about the potential perversions of random people. If they act in good faith and are a decent person, what they keep to themselves is no business or interest of mine.
Why is your hair gelled into an enormous, Satanic pair of horns? How do you do that to yourself every day? And why?
>>34636412I... don't remember that.But people have always gone to war for greed.>Hey, all these idiots are going over there to fight because some fat guy in Rome says God wills it. I'll tag along, maybe I'll get some raping and pillaging in.
>>34636417No/no.I can't say I've never like, done that kinda motion while having sex, but the relation to twerking is incidental and not on purpose.
>>34636426Because it is funny. And I get to imitate a bull kicking up dust.
>>34636226I'd think it's too heavy. 120lbs is comfy imo
>>34636426I'm the frontman for a death metal band
>>34636417This seemingly meaningless hornypost begs an interesting question; foid, does the reason you seek to dominate and belittle men over the internet stem from the humiliation and powerlessness of getting dog fucked with your legs behind your head? Do you wish to offset or reverse that power imbalance in your mind by controlling men here and attempting to force them to submit and then humiliating them further?
>>34636306I meant treated with respected as in getting to play a good and fun video game but yeah u right as well
>>34636429This must go hard if you're historically illiterate.
>>34636439He's right
>>34636287ty everyone for the replies. I think I'm going to watch Barry Lyndon. It was between that and Silence, and Barry Lyndon only runs twenty minutes longer so I figure why not.
>>34636412Why not? You really thinking everyone over there was a christian whole heartedly? Most just wanted gold and adventure and if they had to shout deus vult or whatever they would because they felt cool.
>>34636405I had an old moid compliment my chrome toes while I was working. That was the wildest.
>>34636417No I don't think I can. I understand the mechanics and can do that just not at the correct speed and with consistent rhythm. Plus tiny ass. It's shapely but there's not a whole lot there.>>34636426I only did liberty spikes once it's way too much work, and I don't even have the mohawk any more.
Why is the most leftist space on four channeldotorg also the straightest and most white? (Not counting the ‘roons)
>>34636436>Do you wish to offset or reverse that power imbalance in your mind by controlling men here and attempting to force them to submit and then humiliating them further?i dont think women actually like or feel any need for a reversed power imbalance, if women liked or felt any urge in that sense they wouldn't be near-universally horrified and repulsed by submissive males in basically all contexts.
So GenZ Foids are objecting and protesting that they are not taking nearly as much fucking cock as previous generations, Moids are insisting that they are actually taking more fucking cock than ever before.
>>34636417I'll twerk on >him.
>>34636450You already posted this today at least wait 24hours to pass
>>34636443No he's not. The first crusade was called from Clermont and primarily most of the preaching was done in France for a start.
Gemini is still broken. I'm having a panic attack.
>>34636450I'm a Millennial and can confirm that Gen Z women are instead having sex with me, not their Gen Z peers
>>34636448Imagine being a straight white leftist. That’s called cuckoldry
>>34636405Probably? And idk how many are willing to put in the work for a hobby they don't care about just so they can look at feet. I'm sure there are some but I wouldn't assume there are "a lot". I'm not so worried about the ones who are genuinely interested in the hobby and looking at feet is a bonus.
GendersDo you believe it would be a social good/moral victory for re-education/mental health treatment for sexual deviants and perverts?Say there was a special operation that simply turned a pervert or degenerate into a completely sexually normal person. Would you advocate this treatment being incentivized for large swathes of the populace?
>>34636449But they love being horrified by them. People in general love punching down. Look at a certain child abandoning lolcow and you’ll agree based on the reactions they get. Women take great joy in hating and being cruel to weak men. Even if they don’t admit it to themselves always
>>34636439Which I already admitted to being, so I understand that you're not taking me seriously. But it seems a mistake to me to assume people in the past were one-dimensional. Especially if you purport to being historically knowledgable.
>>34636459Back when Bush was president that was the set of opinions that got you laid. No women were fucking the College Republicans who homoerotically sucked off the ROTC kids.
>>34636445>>34636429The primary reward for Crusading was the Pope defaulting your sins.
Should I jerk off to Nikia
>>34636414Probably true. I may get a power bank of my own just in case.>>34636426They aren't satanic, they're supposed to be like NiGHTS.>>34636448Isn't that very often true? A lot of the red states have very high minority populations, then you have New England which is all especially white and especially leftist.
>>34636462We need to just start killing people
>>34636462Define "sexual deviant".
>>34636458Who are Gen Z men supposed to be able to have sex with if the women refuse to fuck them?
>>34636462Who's in charge of defining what a sexual deviant/pervert is in this scenario? Is it voluntary?
>>34636466I thought confession was already supposed to do that.
>>34636459British veneration of mediocrity, any excess iq or physical power is drank off quickly at the pub. An uncreative autistic temperament is preferred by these people. Etc… The comment you responded to was heavily ironized btw
>>34636473Each other.
>>34636473Unfortunately for you that's no one's problem but your own.For the record I do think Gen z women are fucking less. They're sure as hell drinking a lot less. They had a front row seat for millennial women's fuck ups they saw how badly we did for ourselves and thought "maybe not".
>>34636472porn consumers and producersfetishists (essentially all types)adulterersetc etcjust people in possession of a non-standard sexual psychology more broadly >>34636474yes its entirely voluntary unless you're a criminal or something
>>34636476He literally smokes crack I don't think he's capable of thinking about what he's reading
>>34636480I don’t either tbf I just called a Canadian English
>>34636479What's wrong with consuming porn
>>34636478Millennial women's biggest fuck up was MeToo. A movement that was supposed to be about knocking down high powered sexual predators from their perch, but instead was just about bullying shy autistic men for even thinking about sex and dating.
>>34636475When I say defaulted I don't mean forgiven, I mean a plenary indulgence. This erased your temporal punishment. Catholics believe in purgatory, which is a state in which the lingering effects/debt of sin are healed and then you may enter Heaven. This is different than Hell, which is complete separation from God.This is also the justification for penance, works don't earn forgiveness but they help heal that temporal damage from a Catholic PoV. Indulgences would be a primary reason for the Protestant Reformation, as over time the practice became warped by some priests falling into corruption and selling indulgences blatantly.
>>34636480I like Hunter Biden's story as a recovering crack addict, I actually think it's cool and worthy of a TV show that a former president's son was sucking dicks for drugs in cheap motel rooms. HBO should make a series based on his life story, it would be like Euphoria but even trashier.
Autistic men shouldn't date or have children
>>34636483its gross and unhealthy in my opinion, also generally turns people into fetishists like footfags and whatnot which is a whole other can of worms
>>34636472This, more often than not those types of suggestions are used as a shitty excuse to persecute homosexual communities.
>>34636479Okay, so basically you want to "educate" people whom you deem to be "sexually deviant" (which according to your own definition is a shit ton of people) in order to make them not so. I could tell you about how badly conversion therapy camps failed, but something tells me you're in denial about that.
>>34636488As we enter the system age autism becomes more and more of a benefit than a drawback.Survival of the most adapt, and in the digital world autists are the most adapt at understanding digital systems and machinery.
>>34636479>unless you're a criminal or something Of sexually motivated crimes or just any criminal? Is conviction enough proof to permanently alter someone? If someone who wasn't a degenerate went through the treatment how would they be affected? And l think I asked already but who's the authority on what is considered degenerate and perverted? Who's the decision maker about these criminals?Whole thing just sounds like a good way for the government to start sneakily reprogramming people for their benefit.
>>34636490He gave his definition, and it's anyone who has any sexual interests beyond missionary sex for the purpose of procreation.
>>34636490We need to kill them too
>>34636487>rich kid faces no repercussions for his actionsWhat a story
>>34636493>As we enter the system age autism becomes more and more of a benefit than a drawback.I can't join my own country's armed forces because of my autistic mental illness, and even if I did my non negotiable need for privacy would get me kicked out of basic and permanently fuck over my life.
The Hunter Biden talk made me think about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZc6567X9KE
>>34636498>I can't go die for Israel! Ok? Congrats I guess.
>>34636484Disagree.It was about knocking down high powered sexual predators. People have been bullying shy autistic men for thinking about sex and dating for a lot longer than that. My mom lived through the 80s she'll tell you.
>>34635095whore
>>34636492well the hypothetical was purely based off of a technology/system that does not exist in the real world, the scenario is not predicated off of real-world conversion camps and other such things >>34636494the core of the question is built mostly around elective treatments for otherwise regular, non-convict civilians. i didnt think that hard about the criminal side, that wasnt really the core point of the idea
>>34636462MaleI'd rather just shoot them
>>34636490>XYZ communityI hate this meme. Sounds absolutely retarded and pretentious.
>>34636508>>34636471these are interesting responses, you'd still rather see them killed even if a hypothetical "fix" existed that was readily available?
>>34636486Is there any wonder then that someone might have thought to themselves that's bullshit and just gone for the rape and pillaging?
>>34636507Autism isn't a single set of concrete symptoms. I can act human fine, but it is a learned skill rather than an inherited one. The one upside of having to learn how to act is that you can refine parts of how you act where other people quickly default into emotional reaction. And "fitting in" with the crowd becomes less and less important as technology continues to fill in the gaps.
>>34636490Good? Homosexual communities have contributed nothing except disease and pedophilia to society
>>34636514It would be way easier and cheaper
Wolf brand chili with beans and shredded cheese with fritos tonight. Being single and lazy isn't doing my blood pressure any favors
>>34636518NTAAlan Turing contributed nothing but disease and pedophilia to society?
How do I report a woman I dated as a time waster so the next guy doesn't get got the same way?
>see a psychiatrist>she asks me to rate my looks from 1 to 10> I say 5>She looks at me with a raised eyebrowWhat did she mean by this
>>34636457Hi anon, let's get to it
>>34636516You probably don't act as well as you think you do. Most come off as robotic and performing if they even learn to do that. The fact that you even need to "learn" is absurdI think we should just keep them in little pods in complexes where they can work and tend to their autistic fixations in isolation. They'd probably enjoy such an arrangement too
>>34636525Is the homosexual community nothing but Alan Turing?
>>34636514>you'd still rather see them killed even if a hypothetical "fix" existed that was readily available?Yeah. In cases where someone is deserving of punishment (adulterers, rapists, etc), expending the extra effort to redeem them isn't worth it, and it's not like society gains much by having one more body whose sole defining trait is "previously vermin".And this is leaving aside the dangerous concept of anything that warps the mind. Even if it's used for a supposedly 'good' purpose, it's terrifying to think how else it could be used once the capability exists.
>>34636527Lmao
>>34636525Alan Turing wasn’t a computer genius because of him being gay.
>>34636518Homosexuals used to be defensible as creatives and the natural “enlightened” position was to be more accepting of them than the norm while acknowledging their numerous flaws but now they are irl Jannie’s who are in the center of society rather than the outskirts
>>34636526Brand a scarlet letter on her face
>>34636525Also NTA, but if yeeting Alan Turing from history made pride parades go away, I'd take the deal.
>>34636515I'm not going to say a single person didn't do that, but leaving your entire life and sailing across the known world in 1100 was quite a commitment. It wasn't just zealous mobs either, the Crusader armies were trained, becoming a crusader was a religious vow where you had to take part in sacraments and had enforced discipline. And keep in mind that European leaders such as Richard "The Lionheart" went as well and enforcing discipline harshly. Theft or unjustified violence would be met with whipping or execution.So there were almost certainly SOME opportunists, but it would be a very small minority of Crusaders. Some leaders even acted in their own favor entirely (Sacking of Constantinople in the Fourth Crusade.)The Crusades, Middle Ages theology, and Protestant Reformation are some of the most misunderstood aspects of our history in the current year.
>>34636504>built mostly around elective treatments for otherwise regular, non-convict civilians. i didnt think that hard about the criminal side, that wasnt really the core point of the ideaAnd I get that but if you're going to implement something like this as an elective treatment you would HAVE to consider the criminal angle and who has oversight over the whole thing because you know someone is going to suggest it.
>>34636504>Just turn yourself in bro! Most sexual deviants revel in what they do and don't want to be "fixed"
>>34636532The question was focused on non-criminals and the potential value of elective treatment, i'm not sure why people are focusing so heavily on criminal behavior as it was not the core issue of the question or what it was discussing >And this is leaving aside the dangerous concept of anything that warps the mind. Even if it's used for a supposedly 'good' purpose, it's terrifying to think how else it could be used once the capability exists.true, but this question is discussing the application of a potential tool and the value of it in isolation, potential misuse is at its core an adjacent question
>>34636531No, but even one homosexual contributing positively to society disproves your point.
>>34636530This is exactly the kind of verbal digital self-harm that a self-loathing autist would engage in. You are projecting, hard.
>>34636526Women serve as demon archetypes in the accelerated enlightenment program we are undergoing. That’s why they’re so inconsistent, they literally embody whichever evil spirit is meant to test you and force you to grow. You used to actually fight and kill these demons but the world got too big and now they’re letting anyone into heaven like a fucking GED
>>34636545I'm not autistic. I'm just quite sick of them
>>34636480I don’t smoke crack so my point stands
>>34636543No it doesn’t. Like the other guy said, Alan Turing wasn’t a computer genius because he was gay.
>>34636540you don't think tax benefits could incentivize it or anything? like a foot fetishist or person into pee isn't gonna think "hey maybe i can get a payday out of it" and get it done? I feel like shame is based around a lot of sexual weird behavior, and surely those types would line up to have that purged from them. Maybe that portion isnt the majority of what could be reasonably called "deviant" though
>>34636523Frito chili pie doesn't sound half bad
>>34636530>You probably don't act as well as you think you do.>The fact that you even need to "learn" is absurd.Not really, some people pick up on various things and have to work on others. Memorization comes easier to me than the vast majority of people, but things like body language and continuing a conversation don't come as easy. The upside of "having" to learn is that you can more easily iron out bad aspects that just become "personality traits" for others. Everyone has to learn social skills, normies just learn early and quicker. This is often compounded by normies having more social interaction which means more practice to refine it, it becomes a self-strengthening loop up or down.
>>34636553It's quick and easy
>>34636525One guy isn't a community.
>>34636542>The question was focused on non-criminalsThere are only a few Western jurisdictions where adultery is still a crime, and it's very rare for it to be enforced.>i'm not sure why people are focusing so heavily on criminal behaviorBecause that's the easiest case to imagine, and it's the one people care about more.>but this question is discussing the application of a potential tool and the value of it in isolationIn isolation, for non-criminals (and non-disruptive deviants) who volunteer to change a part of themselves, sure, it'd be a net gain for society if we ignore the specific means, the true effectiveness of the procedure, and all of the implications. Does that answer your question?
>>34636548>I'm not autistic.You can certainly tell yourself that
>>34636551You said "Homosexual communities have contributed nothing except disease and pedophilia to society", One homosexual contributing neither and even positively to society disproves that. And yes, Alan Turing's gayness had nothing to do with his computer skills. It's almost as if homosexuals are human beings beyond their sexuality. Wild, I know.
>>34636551Ntganon but he probably literally was, no genius can get good enough at anything to meet that classification with a woman in his life. It was probably advantageous to casually fuck 20 guys a year and fuck off back to computers. Anyone who’s seriously tried to do anything knows it’s either incel (hard) or if you’re lucky enough to be gay that’s another way. Pianists are noted in this phenomenon
>>34636563most geniuses and accomplished academics arent gay anon, they're a minority even at that level lol
>>34636552Probably not. Tax benefits don't work for most things like this it's not solving the countries with plummeting birth rates for example. The shame doesn't teach them "I need to not do this" it teachers them "I have to hide that I do this", they still want to do it because it gives them a thrill.
>>34636560You’re using the word community to mean “a group of individuals sharing an immutable trait regardless of their awareness of each other” whereas I’m using the word the way it’s used today which means “a group of individuals sharing a set of ideas based on their immutable trait”.But I’m glad we agree that despite there not being any community in Alan Turings times, he was still able to accomplish great things because his gayness had nothing to do with it, so there shouldn’t be any pushback from you when I say the homosexual community as a set of ideas needs to be destroyed because all it has contributed is diseases and pedophilia.
>>34636565An overrepresented minority. And that’s not factoring in closeted.
You can't compare human flirting to birds because they are two different species
>>34636567>Tax benefits don't work for most things like this it's not solving the countries with plummeting birth rates for example.but it actually is helping, though. South Korea legitimately is bouncing back with regard to birthrates and the specific policies being enacted are measurably assisting the government's goal to stop the collapse. Obviously whether it actually can work long term is a different question but i dont think you can write that sort of thing off on its face, especially considering how new active, aggressive government intervention with stuff like birthrates is.
>>34636552Nta but doubtful. You'd be better off offering them a defined number instead of a nebulous benefit.
I've managed to completely destroy my desire for women and a partner
>>34636477This made me chuckle.
>>34636563That’s like saying Nikola Tesla was gay.
>>34636575How?
>>34636572There are actually several different species of birds. Dozens maybe, and perhaps even a bigger number than dozens.
>>34636573Plus all it'll do is attract the least extreme of said deviants. Guys who jerk off to photos of feet on their own won't keep doing that but guys who go out and rape kids will because that's worth more to them than a stimmy.
>>34636575Same. I am warding off men from my life in every way. No roommates, no boyfriends and no inbetweens.
>>34636577He was famously incel.
>>34636578By reminding myself they don't really want me and what's the point if nothing I do holds a flame to the ideal they hold in their mind.
>>34636578By repeatedly and aggressively telling myself that no woman will ever be attracted to me and looking at myself interacting with women from the 3rd person. Basically I shamed myself into not wanting it anymore. I am free.The only asterisk is that I still jerk off. But that all basically stays in fantasy. I don't desire women or relationships in actuality.
>>34636578By sleeping with someone I didn't want to lose.
>>34636584No? Tesla was famously a volcel, he had multiple women throughout his life throw themselves at him
>>34636591And then losing them?
>>34636593I was saying incel colloquially I apologize.
>>34636527You’re either much better looking or much worse looking.
>>34636245Idk man Im pretty secure in my appearance and my boyfriends absolutely petrified of intimacy. He practically worships me and I know Im the only person he can imagine sex with so hes not going to go off cheating. We watched jennifers body last night and I kept commenting on how hot megan fox was and he didnt even bother engaging with it. MEGAN. FOX. What a prude <3>>34636211Yeah I love being laid upon and vice versa, I think thats pretty universal.>>34636199Not really, no, but I dont have anything against it either.>>34636287FBarry Lyndon>>34636575Im sorry I think.
>>34636417>Foid have you ever twerked for a moid?Yes, at a wedding.
>>34636581Does that mean it wouldnt be worth doing?
>>34636602What would the point be. It'd be absolutely inconsequential
>>34636598What are you sorry for?
>>34636598Megan fox is massively overrated. She was the Sweeney of the oughts
State gender.Do you think this is true? Do sluts not get enough appreciation?
>>34636617i have nothing against sluts as long as they arent cheaters, unfortunately the overlap between those two is fairly high
I'm literally shaking. I can't BELIEVE that trmp fucking surrendered to iran. What the fuck. Let hegseth off the leash or whatever. This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen our country do.
>>34636617MThat's why I keep saying sluts are precious.
>>34636617The societal contract sluts agree to is complete in regards to cost and benefit. She would never say this about anyone she’s threatened by, that tells you what she really believes as she virtue signals
Wish they did more with Tron it is a pretty cool concept
>>34636617FI see her point. I think most people don't make the differentiation between sluts and whore though, like this guy >>34636618That's whore behavior. Sluts are girls girls they don't condone cheating and aren't pickmes. If she confident and kind and also happens to be hypersexual that's a good slut right there.
I should make more money to spend on things I don't need
>>34636617It's true and I would go even further and say they're unfairly looked down on by men. Unsung heroes.>>34636620Here's your "I got what I voted for" sticker. See you at the midterms.
>>34636575>>34636588>>34636590I don't believe anyone saying this on atoga. If it was true you wouldn't be here to say it.
>>34636617No. Because I don't have a problem with sluts, but they refuse to offer to help me in any of those things. Do what you want but I don't have to appreciate you for it.
>>34636627>I see her point. I think most people don't make the differentiation between sluts and whore though, like this guya lot of people still use "whore" with its objective, prostitutional application
Jeeze
>>34636617Men like sluts, they're an easy lay. I don't like mean sluts and it seems like there are more of those nowadays
>>34636637Career ending injury. Gotta feel for him, even if her is a leaf.
>>34636620How drunk do you think shmeat kegstand is getting about this situation right now
>>34636638Can you explain exactly what a mean slut is?
>>34636645They're going to have to find a second strait of hormuz to open just to get enough oil to run all the boilers and distilleries he's gonna need for this bender.
>>34636664In English?
>>34636665I meant to say "smell"
Someone make new thread
If a woman is unable to properly take her man's cock, is that a blow to her ego or self confidence? Do they get demoralized if it bottoms out and she can't take all of it?
>>34636671>page 6Fuck you.
>>34636637Uh oh. Rip
>>34636617I kinda want her necklace.That's cute.
>>34636680>RipMore like SNAP
>>34636670Oh.Yes. It's not always super obvious but I think some guys don't realize how distinct cum smells when you're not in your goon cave all day.>>34636673No, bottoming out is pretty common with all the women I know. Nobody cares. Mostly just complaining because getting your cervix hit is uncomfortable and I know I'm not the only girl in my group of friends who's been with a guy who sees the cringe/gasp reaction when it happens as a good thing because they've watched too much porn and after it happens tries to keep doing it.
>>34636617I've never had a slut interested in me
>>34636637I like how you can see the medics sandbagging, like they're like >haha, oh, what? Yeah whatever it's soccer>o-oh, it's like a real injury? Okay I guess we'll grab our stuff.
>>34636620>I voted for somebody that blew a democrat award
>>34636683LelWe have a new meme purhaps tho
>>34636687I don't even understand what this comment is supposed to mean?Why the fuck can't we win a war against some backwater mudhut country? I pay so fucking much of my money to pay for the military and they can't even fucking do anything AND THEN I have to pay for the stuff they break?
>>34636692Bro, he sucked bill off. 100%
>>34636692NTAHuh, wasn't sure if you were serious or not. Most people bitching about Trump and Iran on here think it's all part of Israel's bidding, so I appreciate a little more variety in political opinion.
>>34636692because we didnt want to invade them/possibly couldnt >why do you need to invadebecause literally no country history has ever just gotten airstrikes dropped on them and simply said "ok we give up", it is a total fiction
>>34636697>it's all part of Israel's biddingIf anything good happens, my hero Trump is responsible, because he's the best.If anything bad happens, it's not Trump's fault, he didn't do it, and if he did do it then it's only because he was tricked into it by those nasty evil meanies.
womenHow would you react if this happened to you?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LxChS43i7uwIs it true this is a firendzone reaction?
>>34636692>>34636697I just want to see brown people get blown up
>>34636709>How would you react if this happened to you?If I was him or her? She probably handled it the best way you could. If I were him and was hoping to shoot my shot, I might kill myself.>Is it true this is a firendzone reaction?Absolutely.
Girls, what would you do if the your boyfriend admitted he finds oral and anal much better than PIV sex?
>>34636718Kill him to spare him from gutter sluts.
I need her
>>34636718Peg him, since he loves anal so much.
Did this many women always like being called "mommy" or did we meme it into existence through repetition?
>>34636726No you misunderstand. He likes to penetrate your anus, he does not want you to penetrate his anus.
>>34636727Women never liked it. A bunch of men started liking it and then whores who realized they can milk them for money/attention did just that.
>>34636729
>>34636731Women who think this way are retarded and think if you fuck a man in the ass enough he will become a woman
>>34636673I consider it a point of pride being able to take or deepthroat him so I probably would take it as a blow to the ego. I don't know about other women though I don't like to talk about sex with people I'm not fucking. I barely like talking about it with people I'm fucking most of my communication is eyebrows and hand gestures.
>>34636727Women never liked it. You guys are trying to normalize pedophilia again.
>>34636671Baker baker!
>>34636741WE'RE CLOSED
i have a sparring session tomorrow broswish me luck
>>34636733>wanting to top your partner and give them pleasure at your own expense means you want them to be a womanIs your masculinity really so fragile?
An economic collapse would be so cool
>>34636745If not wanting to be penetrated like a woman means I have fragile masculinity, considered me made out of razor thin glass.
>>34636730A lot of non onlyfans women on twitter like being called mommy
>>34636743
i asked my hot milf uni teacher to go out with me and she said yes
>>34636751>Attention Women have done all kinds of things to milk simps. They'll never date or respect any of them
>>34636718I'm not mad about it but that might be a deal breaker if he wants anal frequently I don't like getting hemorrhoids and it's going to happen basically every time I get them just from shitting sometimes.
>>34636744Kick their FUCKING ass anon!
>>34636744You don't need luck, you have skill.
>>34636757Can't you stretch it and work it out first? Are you not practicing breathing properly and breathing through it so you don't clench?
Women is it a dealbreaker if we wants to give you flowers and gifts and take you on fun dates and generally do nice things for you
>>34636756Do you speak for all women?
>>34636764Yes
>>34636764It's a fact
>>34636757What would be frequently for you?
>>34636750>like a womanYou mean in the ass with a strap-on while getting jerked off?
>>34636757deal with your constipation
>>34636769>are you being penetratedIf yes, then that is ‘like a woman’
>>34636765>>34636766Ok, mommy.
boxing literally has saved my sanity for all my anger of being an incel
>>34636774Fighting just intensified my anger
>>34636774Boxing is pretty nice. It helped me a lot
Why am I so scared to ask her out? She will very likely say yes. We are clearly attracted to each other
>>34636778Bc you're a pussy
i liked that dumbass backrooms movie
>>34636761It stretches just fine but it gets irritated easily. Taking a shit is very different than the repetitive in and out of sex. >>34636767I'd rather just not do it at this point like if he likes anal enough to not be fine abstaining we're probably not compatible. >>34636770It's kind of a "both" issue and the damage is done.
I'm boring asf
>>34636780It was ok
>>34636782That's not truzzzzzzzzzzzzz
audio porn is dog shit these bitches cannot voice act or get into character at all, do NOT listen to /atoga/ goon reccomendations
>>34636784Name one
i admit that i listen to gf asmr every night before going to sleep
>>34636789Zzzzzzzz honk shoo
>>34636790well at least you're not a deranged pervert.
>>34636791On g?
>>34636785you're listening to bad audio porn
i want to bet on this mexico-korea thing
>>34636790I try not to, it just makes me sad
>>34636762Can it be fake flowers instead of real ones.
>>34636797who are you betting on
>Jarvis, shrink femanons waist by 4 inches and increase their bust 2 inches
>>34636797The mexicans in my town are getting rowdy so I'd put money on them, wbu
>>34636801why
You can literally go on twitter and search "calls me mommy" and sort by latest and see tons of normal women who love it. Whitepill for some of the guys here.
>Jarvis, increase maleanons hairline by 2 inches and increase their dick length and circumference by 2 inches each. Oh and give them a foreskin too.
>>34636803Gonna give me back problems.That's it!*zaps moids to make their theighs touch and their penis swolen*
>>34636806I do not like the waste of real ones unless you're planting them in my soil.
>Theighs>Swolen
Femanons, do you look like this?
>>34636809My hairline would touch my eyebrows and 7.6 inches of girth is just silly
>>34636802i'm thinking mexico 2-1
>>34636807Plus they have a handy link to their OF page…
>>346368092 foreskins??????
>>34636807Yeah I’ve let it slip with girls and they’ve been receptive Last girl I had sex with was riding me and went “who owns you” and it kinda shocked me
>>34636814No
>>34636807thats OF whores/attention whores trying to get submissive coomers (aka you) to follow them.Real women are repulsed by you, and they will never not be. I'm sorry but it's just the truth, you either need to quit acting weird or accept people will shun you for it.
>>34636810>Jarvis, take away her magic powers in exchange for double the back strength
Can i admit that i like some ed sheeran songs?
>>34636825Yeah, Edward makes some good fucking music
>>34636824*making your penis skin burst with how hard you are so you bleed out*
>>34636824Nah.>Jarvis throw her in jail
>>34636825Yes, but if you state more than two your estrogen will spike
>>34636823>thats OF whores/attention whores trying to get submissive coomers (aka you) to follow them.Holy cope. Some are OF whores and findoms, but a lot of them are just normal accounts.
>>34636825Yeah he's aight
>>34636818
>>34636785You have to find the right actress.>>34636790Nothing wrong with that.>>34636797AY AY AY AY AY! CANTA Y NO LLORES!
>>34636825my favorite rapper
>>34636762Why would that be a dealbreaker?
>>34636833So THAT'S why they call it a maker!
>>34636814kinda but im a male with a sex disorder
>>34636809>femanon gives me back my foreskin and cures my dickletism>but my already normal hairline extends too far and now I look like a mutant with hair growing just above his eyebrowsworth it desu
>>34636812Less wasteful than plastic ones
>Jarvis, give all anons a beautiful boyfriend/girlfriend (their choice) with shared ideals and a kind heart
>>34636829Throw me to the wolves and you'll be pregnant.
>>34636836nta I know this is a joke but he really can spit, the blacks love him
>>34636843Shit you gave him two hearts and he turned into a time lord.
>>34636814cute gif
>>34636848This is all the proof I need to know that BV was a tumblr girlie
>>34636837I wish my feet looked pretty like hers but instead I got a weird looking gangly buddha toe and theyre strangely veiny.
>>34636834>>>You have to find the right actress.>find nice sounding actress with good tone and personality >80% of the audios are freak shit like cucking and farts and whatever nonsense she gets paid to make more ofbrutal desu
>>34636814Where do I find a gf like this
I remember when I was a little kid we'd go to parks and there would be rivers and creeks and woods and shit off to the side. And we were in the middle of the city but I always thought we were out in the sticks
when did.you realize that videogames are retarded and total waste of time?
>>34636852>buddha toe???
>>34636857Who was taking shits in the city park?
>>34636859I've always known but I have nothing better to do
>>34636852Post feet
>>34636861The homeless
>>34636859Like age 16 but I kept playing them til like 22
>>34636859i dont think ive ever seen them as anything but that
>>34636859When I peaked top 2% in my region
>>34636850For making a Dr. Who reference?
what do I do if I'm bored of my gf
>>34636865My boyfriend has a foot fetish and theyre so ugly wtf do i do
>>34636874Who?
I shaved my pits for the first time in years and now I feel like a monkey,
>>34636859They're a hobby that I enjoy, that's it
>>34636877But are they really?
>>34636848since he finally made a video on it what do you think of the mormon lego controversy
>>34636877nta but im kind of a perv and i would never bring up or want my gf to know about me having any sort of fetishes, you dont need to "do" anything
should i start dating guys?
>>34636889are you a guy?
Hey there, Femanon, what's it like in New York City?I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight, you look so prettyYes, you doTimes Square can't shine as bright as youI swear it's true
>>34636894womenwould you like it ir your boyfriend sang this to you
>>34636855If it's any consolation, 99% of my favorites audios is [F4M]
>>34636897No shit
>>34636855then pay for customs lol
She's so very pretty
>>34636896Please no
>>34636905I know, right?
I remember when alwaysslightlysleepy made like 3 lewd audios about her having sex with her dad (you the listener)
>>34636896Gen z women don't like sappy romantic stuff, they want to be choked and fucked in the butt.
>>34636785What specific kind of content or scenario are you looking for? I'll give you a username for somebody who's good at it, even if I have to go to the deleted archives and scrounge up some Belle_in_the_woods.
>>34636909Why not both?
>>34636894Wet; but I like the rain. Too bad it’s over meow.
>>34636781>I'd rather just not do it at this point like if he likes anal enough to not be fine abstaining we're probably not compatible.Until Chad shows up at least, then anal is immediately back on the menu.
I want to wander through the wilderness with her hand in mine
>>34636807What about if they call you daddy instead of mommy? Like the podcast all the foids listen to for their slut training.
>>34636908I remember when I first came across her sfw stuff and I honestly couldn't remember the specifics of her GWA stuff, I spent so long just being like "why is this name so familiar?"
>>34636919I recognized her voice almost immediately
I lowkey hope my brother's kid is a boy
>>34636909>they want to be choked and fucked in the butt.hot
>>34636922I recognized the voice but I didn't place it. I've listened to a bunch of asmr girls before so they all blend together. I did try and find her on GWA and when I didn't I assumed I must have been misremembering
>>34636924Why
i remember laying on her bed and she was on top of me and we were making out, and i caress her face and called her princess and she loved it and gave me the best hug i ever had in my life
>>34636908apparently at some point they doxxed her and sent those audios to her dad
>>34636929So our family bloodline can continue because I won't have kids, and because it's easier to be the cool uncle with a boy.
I hope these audio gooning anons know about the gwasi.
did i already told you guys about that time i tried to lose my virginity to a hooker in 2022 and later regretted it?
Why do women get upset when a guy labels his current girlfriend his "practice girlfriend"? Men are trying to use the practice girlfriend to become better at relationships and that will definitely help some future woman who becomes his girlfriend and then wife in the future!
>>34636901I just wish she did more [F4F]
>>34636937many such cases. were you the guy who couldn't get hard, or what?>>34636938Because it implies you're only dating her as a stepping stone. You should be trying to date and grow with a person you take seriously as a partner.
sometimes I think about saying fuck it and leaving my house and just walk and keep walking until I reach the next town
>>3463694399% of the time she should be a stepping stone. I don't see the issue here. You don't know what you want when you are young, so you need to practice and learn.
https://soundgasm.net/u/trapped_whimpers/Meeting-someone-at-the-AAA-Ass-Addicts-Anonymousfattest nut I've busted in a long time
sorry I only listen to skittykat
>>34636931Based
>>34636944I walked like 500 miles and it didn't really do me any good. Parts of it were very enjoyable other parts really sucked but I was still me the whole time and that's the real problem.
>>34636952wonder what her dad's reaction was
>>34636948There is a difference between realizing she/he isn't a good match for you and evolving as a person and moving on, and going into a relationship you know you don't even want so that you can be fucking somebody in the meantime while you wait for the right girl to show up.Yes, people have an issue with the latter, and the fact that you don't immediately clock the difference is going to be a red flag for women.
>>34636943I feel really bad for some of your IQs. I couldn't make worse bait if you held a gun to my head and you still replied to it
I was doing Radio Taiso for a while but stopped months ago after my girlfriend made fun of me and called it lame. Today, my girlfriend asked if I’ve been doing it, and I said no because of her reaction. She then got upset and felt bad, saying she didn’t mean to scare me away from doing it.
>>34636953oh meant like walking to the next town and staying there
>>34636951The Witch lipstick audio
>>34636960What good will that do you? That's like 5 miles idk what the issue is but surely it can follow you that short of a distance.
>>34636963that one is good but uh I like the one where she is your mean sister and she rapes you
https://whyp.it/tracks/84921/dumb-bitch-sucks-cock-while-explaining-the-plot-of-evangelion-in-excruciating-detail?token=Hddo8Fattest nut I've busted in a long time>Attached powerpoint presentation
>>34636967I just want to get away from my family and idk maybe I could find a job there because I'm not having luck here
>>34636943yeah that guy
>>34636969nta but based
>>34636951I like skitty but I feel like her content got kinda weird. Then I liked Alekirser but it feels like her hearts not really in it anymore. RinaZakiVA is still in the game though.
>>34636915I want to lay in the grass at stargaze with him
>>34636983>I like skitty but I feel like her content got kinda weirdweird in what sense?
for me, it's mommymari
>>34636908I remember the slavery one where she calls the listener a nigger.>>34636951My favorite is Ivy_Wilde>>34636954>wonder what her dad's reaction wasStraight ROPES
my gf is anti blowjobs but i want my dick sucked so bad
>>34636998That's what hookers are for!
>>34636998>my gf is anti blowjobshahahahahahaahahhahahahaaahhaha
>>34636988At some point, I think around the time she started slowing down and putting out F4TM/F versions of all her new stuff, she started doing like a bunch of furry and/or 'rapes you with girlcock' type stuff. This was like a year or 2 ago I might be misremembering, I just remember her not putting much out anymore, and also a long series of things I wasn't really interested in.
>>34636915Let me find a new pair of booties first
>>34636996>I remember the slavery one where she calls the listener a nigger.this one?https://files.catbox.moe/he6y1w.m4a
>>34636814Yes, but I don’t have a fridge with monster
>>34636998>my gf is anti blowjobsUnironically? This isn't acceptable in today's dating market.
>>34637003oh yeah, I just didn't listen to those, she still uploads normal stuff.also someone told me she used to post on r9k
>>34636998I would actually break up with my girlfriend is she didn’t want to do blowjobs. It was part of the reason I broke up with my last girlfriend, she considered a ‘blowjob’ to be 60 seconds of sucking then complaining her jaw was sore to then lie down and expect me to fuck her for 25 minutes
>>34637008Yeah. I only found out about this because of Angelica.
did you knowthat according to a study87% of white american women have had or have fantasized about having sex with african american men
>>34637008lol, was this a script fill or an original?Also I hate it when GWA or ASMR girls do accents. None of them are good enough actresses to pull them off but they all have never had an ounce of constructive criticism in their lives so they don't know it.
>>34637021the title does say she has a terrible accent lol
>>34637020Link the study.
if I eat cookies but nothing else for the rest of the day will I get fat?
>>34637026don't reply to racebait
>>34637020Probably some men, too. Blowin that back outsies.
>>34637016>she considered a ‘blowjob’ to be 60 seconds of sucking then complaining her jaw was sore to then lie down and expect me to fuck her for 25 minutesthat’s basically the situation, haha. then she told me i don’t understand how much it hurts and that she’s done with it. sex is pretty boring because she’s primarily a dead fish while i work myself up to get hard because all she wants to do is kiss or cuddle and nothing less.
skittykat's mommy voice is the best I shoot massive ropes every time
>>34637027if you do it for a week maybe
>>34637032even if it's just 6 cookies and nothing else for the rest of the day?
>>34637021My favorite goonbait was I don't remember her name but it had giggles in it because she giggled a lot and she didn't do the script, someone else wrote it, but she guiding through how she liked to masturbate using her teddy bear and ride and grind on it's face and nose and the nose would bump against and rub her clit.
All time favorite GWA audio?For me it's https://soundgasm.net/u/beegeewanders/The-Man-Eater
>>34637033yes, you won't gain like 2kg in a day
>>34637016Yeah I would be like ok lie down, hang your head off the bed and open your mouth. You don't have to do anything while I fuck it. Just be a hole for me to use.
>>34637037What is a GWA
Is everyone on this thread into audio porn and I’m the only one who never knew of this? Hit me if you have one with a decent plot
>>34637042The sound you make when you nut
>>34637043What kinda plot are you interested in? It's literally anime tier levels of every possible random niche you can imagine.
>>34637042it means Gone Wild Audio
>>34637039Yeah I tried that but she still didn’t like it because I have a thick cock and it still hurt her jaw and she didn’t like having no control
Unlucky
>>34637043https://files.catbox.moe/u0qjou.m4agiwtwm
>>34637043When you see enough regular porn, it's all very disconnected. Audio porn comes off as a lot more intimate, like the best eye contact POV porn ever. If video porn could get on audio porn's level it would be amazing, but so far none really has outside of a handful of ASMR themed JAVs, a few mindundermaster videos, Maimy, and 1 old bellabrookz video (there are more, just 1 really good one).
>>34637030I did everything I could for her. I would massage her jaw every day, give her heat packs, ice packs, everything. But she just at the end of the day, didn’t want despite how much I liked it. Then she wanted me to RP like the guys in her romance books which I did with full force, but I didn’t get the energy back from her.
>>34637052that is so fucking funny
>>34637054I only ever liked audio porn because I've always been attracted to women's voices and their moans
>>34637050Who remembers the ancient after dark commercials where they would sell the GW vhs tapes?
>>34637052AY AY AY AY! CANTA Y NO LLORES!
>>34637043Heartdamage always had really good stuff. Literotica still has some of her audio up, but she used to have like a couple of hundred audios on her soundcloud before she took it down.
>>34637054What is this, fucking Encyclopedia Britanigoon over here?
>>34637055>dead fish>terrible head>reads romance bookslmaooo checks out
>>34637053This is fucking kino. I’m gonna start making these
>>34637059I didn't know that was a thing actually
>>34637043i cant speak for anyone else, but no other medium caters as well to my niche, extreme perverted fetish scenarios.
ladies why do you act so damn shy when the guy whose attention you're trying to get finally talks to you
>>34637064do you have a nice voice?
>>34637054Personally I feel very sensitive to speech, and audio porn feels something like a woman looking you directly in the eyes while she does lewd things to you
We need atoga audio porn night
Disgusting degenerates
>>34637068No I sound like a disgusting retard but fuck it
>>34637043https://soundgasm.net/u/RinaZakiVA/casual-blowjob
I want to see her lit from behind by the setting sun. And how the light breaks into flittering golden strands against her hair. Swept by the coastal evening breeze
>>34637071>impotent sex haver seething
would you prefer to date a football player, baseball player, baketball player, soccer player or a tennis player
>>34637073if you can write and speak well enough it can still work, just being not-cringe will make you seem better by comparison
>>34637077Women soccer players are hot ngl
>>34637076>having actual sex is le badI have actual women in my ears instead of this pathetic degeneracy
>>34637077One female volleyball player, please.
>>34637079Even Hope Solo?
>>34637070Imagine if for April fools you could only post audio
girls in this thread for the past hour of constant and excessively detailed porn talk
>>34637073if you have a lisp PLEASE do it!!!
>>34637077Not a football player because concussions but who cares about the other ones
I'm failing to be the man I wanted to be
>>34637080you sound like an actual NPC
>>34637077FNot really a sports person, but I know the most about baseball, so baseball player I guess.
>>34637086The mistake is thinking that they aren’t as disgusting as you just because they’re women
>>34637086oh but when they start talking about dicks and menstruation and ovulation we are supposed to be ok with it
>>34637078I’m thinking I can do a pretty good solid snake/ old snake but I wanna do one too where the big bad wolf rapes the listener
>>34637077Football and baseball seem the most well adjusted. Basketball and soccer players will 100% cheat on you.
>>34637086Funny how you accompanied that with a gif of an of whore
>>34637086if they're cool they'd be enjoying it
>>34637086>pick me men ITT
>>34637083She looks would enough
>>34637094Women never talk about dicks or any of that. They don't talk about anything.
there are no women itt
>>34637090You’re a disgusting incoherent retard circlejerking in a sexpest thread
I want to drink water by having a woman spitting her water in my mouth
>>34637095Gay????
>>34637103>projecting this hard
>>34637098It's true, GWA is actually surprisingly popular with women. A lot of the highest rated posts are M4F, I used to know a lot of people who posted on there personally. and it was a pretty evenly balanced gender group all things considered.
I'm just happy when I get to derail these threads :)I did it by talking about sonic in the past and now I did it by talking about GWA
All this talk of gwa what about gwaur
>>34637105No I’m straight I just have an odd sense of humor but it only works if it’s actually passable. Why you want a gay one I’ll hook you up
>>34637106>NPC reactionsCool man. Give me your address and I’ll send the tubing
>>34637108talking about audio porn is an improvement compared to slapfight garbage, anon
>>34637110Yeah nigga hit me
>>34637112true, you're welcome :)
>>34637115Shut up tranny
>>34637108Sometimes there needs to be a break from the forever gender war
what do you think of this song?https://youtu.be/44AxhSQfJrc?si=Qxznjhtl7nKQi--i
Can you spare a prayer for a sad togie
>>34637111be honest, you are no. 5 on this chart
>>34637117Gender love and peace?
>>34637114Alright what’s the scenario I wanna be British in it tho. Unless you have a better one
>>34637116not a tranny I'm a very manly man with a 7 inch cock :)
>>34637120>i realllllyyyy love talking about PORN haha lole you are so Teh DumbNice dude, maybe get some friends and stop drinking corn syrup and Monsanto food
i like sweetie fox videos
>>34637125got you dead to rights
>>34637118thirdie slop
>>34637127I don't
>>34637127Hey now. We're talking about audio porn. Not degenerate 3dpd porn.Also I always mix up sweetie fox and molly red wolf.
>>34637070I've already done enough of it.
>>34637119Watchu sad for
>>34637098>>34637107>gosh i wish WOMEN were cool like us MEN why dont stupid girls GOON to disgusting PORN like BASED MOIDS do....alright
>>34637133Heart's a lil broken
>>34637135>waaaaahhh why aren't we slapfighting and talking about baking cookies like we always do waahhh
https://youtu.be/HcAI40zBs4A?si=zn2ZfTKMcWQfg9T6
>>34637118the people that listen to this need to be shot in the back of the head
>>34637132Can I please hear one
>>34637122Ok we're gonna go full gay on this. Ww1 soldier on the front who hasn't seen a woman in months and suddenly his brothers in arms are looking mighty fine
>>34637135girls should goon more
>>34637138STOP POSTING TRASH!!!
>>34637119Missing my other half
>>34637136Grow a lil older. Get a lil colder
I'm always eager to post vocaroos but I'm not doing porno for you people srry
>>34637142what's next, faggot, a trenchfoot footjob?kill urself
>>34637137>i hecking loooove my online orgy
>>34637143Cant really tell if this would make them bigger whores or not.
>>34637147I'd rather go to Jupiter to get more stupider desu my shit is banged up and quite broken
>>34637148what do you like to post
i miss the mexican karaoke vocaroo guy
>>34637143Women will never have male sexualities or sex drives when will you guys accept this. They're not obligate sex havers/needers like men
>>34637155this (unfortunately)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfDIY9TykHE
>>34637143NTASo I should keep writing that yaoi fanfiction? Thanks anon!
>>34637155Outing yourself as mid in a very shameful way
Won't lie, there are a few anime boy ASMR youtube channels I like, and it's pretty crazy to see what they get away with on the platform. One posts blatant fetish content, but because they're not explicitly sexual and don't show any genitalia, Youtube allows it.
>>34637159is it at least tasteful
>>34637159sure, is it dark romance
https://youtu.be/Z8_6NzNlkz8?si=HXuwlksgWQpM3v7_
>>34637153I like to do dramatic readings of particularly weird or dumb posts and read lil stories or scripts or whatever
>>34637161There are 3d asmr girls who do explicitly sexual content on youtube, they just don't show the dildo they're sucking below the camera. Titled stuff like >sucking your dick until you cum on my faceOn youtube...
>>34637162>>34637163Eh, I was half-joking. I don't really do traditional yaoi, but I do like to indulge in lewd writing.
This place is infested with demons who should be brought from their sanctuaries and destroyed
¡VIVA MÉXICO!
>>34636887>it's an hour long>small buisness security issues>owners behind on bills>owner has a retail theft history, but years ago when she was a pregnant teen but they still hire her and now go back on that vetting *6-7 gesture*>putting things in safes at night>a bookshelf has hinges>the numerical ones from the safes are not in their inventory>cross confirmed it was an actual uhaul by an ex employee not just a rental car as bmf says>uhaul documented in photos>bmf story gets an amendment after the objection is sustained>layaway in a fucking small business [retarded]>not finishing sales out of the consignment and getting to paying brandon for them [double retarded]>still unresolved after all this timeOh and I believe the mormons like to corrupt public services when they behave like a cult. They've done shit like that before. I've read accounts from exmormons where they've had to move after being harassed.
erm new thread time
>>34637174no goon, porn or fetish discussion this timeclean up your acts
>>34637172yeah
>>34637155yeah, can't even jerk off without getting shamed by women
>>34634806>just had sex currently laying next to him, >missing my exJesus. On one hand, I'd be happy to get laid. But she was thinking about the other guy the entire time? I guess it mostly depends on how much I know or like her. Like, if had a big crush on her, shit would be a huge bummer. Otherwise it might just feel meh
instead of getting cookies I decided to get cigarettes, that won't make me fat :)
>>3463483513? No
>>34637179King
>>34637155I have a female friend who seems to have sex with her boyfriend everyday and always seems to be the one making it happen
>>34636938Practice girlfriends aren't actual girlfriends you intend to be on a relationship escalator with. You don't intend anything more than fwbs. Stop using the incorrect terminology to try and evade reaponsibility for your actions. Also you're not monogamous.
>>34637142https://voca.ro/1ngxfY4BokKN
>>34637020Top 13%, ooh yeah.
>>34634820>i do femdom and its fun and all but i dont bring that stuff into my bedroom because it does not turn me onwomen should stop indulging this sort of thing in men, it makes them believe it's normal and reasonable to ask a girl to do that stuff when none of them like it at all
>>34637184Perfectly unintelligible just like a real Brit love ya mate
>>34634931Ask her out or you is dumb
>>34637143You guys constantly make fun of me for masturbating so much and using toys and shit like that.
>>34637184you sound like an old friend of mine, kinda creepy
>>34637077Tennis is for the aerodynamic build I like.
>>34637191What are the initials
>>34637190You're an edge case jh
>>34637196no im scared
>>34637190ur different and you know that
>>34637187Thanks mate>>34637198First initial
>>34637101>Women never talk about dicks or any of that.As the only male working in an office of women, this is absolutely bullshit. Women love talking about sex. It's wild how open they are.
Femanons, what is your response to this?
>>34635095If we hooked up, odd are that I like her as a person, in that I enjoy her company. Maybe it means romantic. Maybe it means friend. But why wouldn't I want to be around people I have fun with?You could literally ask him how he feels. Ask yourself how you feel, etc
>>34637204Mthey're gonna attack the AI sloppa rather than the argument
Women would you date a man named Spencer
I had a quote unquote "glow up" and now strange bitches in public try and start fights. little things like mumbling under the breath and shit.does this happen to any other women? what the fuck?
Got that emotion sickness
>>34637204Have men considered not being losers?Don't worry, I know you dropped out of college, or even high school. But I KNOW you're close getting your HVAC sales company off the ground just like the tik tok man told you would. Just a few more weeks of grinding.
Thoughts?
>>34637209I wanna pull down her pants and fuck her prone bone with my hands on her waist and my pelvis making smacking noises against her butt
>>34637213I prefer hentai over normie porn.
Ive never really looked at these threads before but assuming you aren't all troons, do women really prefer manwhores over virgins? Obviously a manwhore is gonna be more attractive than a virgin but assuming they were equal looks wise would most women still pick the manwhore just cuz he has experience?
>>34637216Always and forever
>>34637216I prefer men who aren't weird about sex.
>>34634983brehs...
>>34637212Even losers deserve love. We would never tell a high school dropout woman that she shouldn't respect herself and expect the respect of men.
>>34637212You didn't address the core argument at all. Also what is wrong with trying to start your own business? Successful entrepreneurs didn't become that way overnight. All your response does is confirm the point of the picture.
>>34637204I have no response to shitty Twitter bait.
>>34637221A woman being a loser actually appeals to the male gaze
Women should men kill themselves
>prudeposters are seething and trying to start up the gender war again
>>34637218Whats your bodycount?
>>34637197>>34637199This isn't fair.
>>34635581As a skimpy mofo, I personally hate bars in that they're heavily overpriced. It won't stop me from hanging out with friends and purchasing, cause I'm more purchasing for the ambiance. Pregaming is wonderful. For my own alcohol, I used to spend something like 20-25 on a pack or a handle for liquor, but this is maybe like once a month when I used to drink more often casually.
>>34637209why are you scheaming to steal their bfs
>>34637228I thought the whole point of this thread was a gender war
>>34637226When a man likes a loser woman, he's guilty of patriarchy and grooming.When a man likes a peer woman, he's guilty of settling and expecting her to settle.When a man likes a girlboss woman, he's guilty of femdom and mommy issues.
>>34637216It's not about them being manwhores, it's that dating apps make it easy for manwhores to conceal their intent and hook up with way more women without said women suspecting a thing. Before online dating in general, a manwhore's blast radius was smaller because he could only date within his community and word of mouth gets around. Maybe he'd ruin a few women, but women talk, and eventually his reputation would be tarnished and he'd have to move. Nowadays, he has instant access to loads of women across plenty of different social circles anywhere within a 50 mile radius. Women see a good looking guy who says everything they want to hear and think they finally found a perfect guy who understands them, he gets his fill of her, and then he runs off. She doesn't realize she never had a chance though, likely thinks she did something wrong, and hates herself forever for it. And if she does get back into dating, she thinks she doesn't deserve anything less than him, so guys actually on her level get discarded left and right while she searches for a guy just like the manwhore.TL;DR dating apps made it easier for manwhores to manwhore and ruined everything.
>Moids become noticeably less misogynistic when thread turns into talking about ASMR lewds>The prude moids want to derail the thread with shitty misogynistic Twitter baitAnd this is why I believe that porn has no effect on how misogynistic a man is.
>>34637228I don't think those posters post anything other than bait my goonminded friend
>>34637213Gross. There is this show called The Deuce about prostitutes and how porn started in NYC and it is very upsetting
>>34637236>cries misogyny while calling men "moids" in the same sentence
>>34637236Ha i remember you nice
Can't stand obese bitches
>>34637230yes, the usual, now tell me your latest gooning technique
>>34637242Grinding on the bumps of a really weird dildo I shouldn't have wasted my birthday money on.
>>34637244Pics or didn't happen
I like it when the guitars go wooouuuaaahaowaaaaaahwooooouuuuaaaabwlwlwbnllblbl
>>34637236what are your favorite lewd contents anon
>>34637246I guess I just imagined it, then.
>>34637248Song?
>>34637249I like hentai and AI bots.
How easy are younger bitches to manipulate
>>34637244weird how post a picture
>>34637221The issue is that women are the evolutionary bottleneck (you can easily restart society with 10 men and 100 women compared to restarting it with 10 women and 100 men) and have inherent value while men must prove their worth and that's the difference.That blog BV linked last thread was a feminist cope about this because men have to find other ways to be valuable when there is no gender pay gap and men have to bring more to the table than the median income.
>>34637248me toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka8xS4A0aFc
>>34637077volleyball girls are hot. Else, tennis is second best
>>34637252https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ssSN3_z1m60
>>34637257you cannot restart society with any of those numbers
one man and one woman have complimented my hair. feels pretty good desu
>>34634698Femanon, how much your tits bounce while running if you aren't wearing a bra?
Imagine being that guy in the vault where it's 100 women and 1 man
>>34637262Uh, YOU couldn't. I totally could. I could also beat up a bear and land an airplane.
>>34637269I'm pretty sure there was an anime with a similar concept made about that.
>>34637269vault 69 right?
>>34637271>>34637272Idk but the reverse also existed
>>34637269not a single one would want to fuck me so sad
>>34637256Just look up Reggie the mothman.
>>34637273Yeah Vault 68 was 1000 men and 1 woman and Vault 69 was 1000 women and 1 man
Can women post audio porn >>34637043 they like? I wanna know what hot men talk like that makes women feel things, kek
>>34637236Tranny hands. You’d rape children if you weren’t scared of sunlight
>>34637269I'd wanna try it just to see if I would still fumble gf with those odds
>>34637278you can check the whatever reddit and filter by M4F
>>34637278I would but the stuff I like is too /d/ for this board.>>34637279I'm a biological woman, keep coping.
>>34636998This is low bar man, I would've left early on if I knew she didn't like them
>>34637275I guarantee they would just start fucking eachother instead of having to fuck a sub5 man.
>>34637282>doesn’t deny the child rapeGood lord, stay in your cave ugly
>>34637285please don't share your cuck fantasies with me I don't want to know
>>34637278I only listen to F4F nowadays.
>>34637262Yeah cuz the 100 women would just fuck the hottest guy of the 10 and ignore the other 9
>>34637286Sorry, I'm not interested in taking someone who likes to throw child rape accusations loosely too seriously.
What is your favorite tik tok account?
>>34636527Should've made a joke>damn, what, too high?and see her response
>>34637291What about that was loose? You sexpests are all the same and would do anything to get off if it was legal
>>34637282I'll listen to it
>>34637297In what world are tranny child rapists bitching about misogy? FtMs fucking hate biological women? Use your brain idiot.
>>34637253what kinda chatbots
>>34637293idk the name but they make little skits with those cute rodent characters from that Japanese cartoon and i find them very cute, they make bound every time they talk and give them these funny sounding voices.
>>34636998>refusing to even suck your dickthis literally doesnt happen if she is attracted to you at a deep levelshe was doing the most vile shit of all time for the first guy she really liked, you just dont activate that part of her
>>34637300The same world where “prude moids” ruin your circlejerk, dumb diddler
>>34637307bounec*
>>34637307hamtaro?
>>34637226Not all of them apparently. I think my last ex was embarrassed to bring me around people.
anon why are you bald?
>>34637305Mostly stuff I make on my own. Pretty crappy bots for dumb roleplays.>>34637310Looks like I really hit a nerve with calling out the prude moids didn't I? I'll be sure to keep bringing up lewds and porn in future threads to make you seethe then.
>>34637312no its a more recent cartoon, and the animations on the page are fanmade not official>>34637311bounce* omg
>>34637204
>>34637315Am not. My hair is like the one thing I have going for me
>>34637320>women don't make as much as menThis isn't even true for Gen Z, it's the opposite. Either way, this is women's fault for taking jobs as preschool teachers and nurses.
>>34637209Sometimes? It's usually a short chubby woman who's either mad at me for existing or mad at me for not following some sort of rule and I'm dressed in a way or doing something she doesn't like. It's not that often when I'm clothed my body looks better than it is and my face isn't anything special but it has happened.
>>34637320>unironically made the leftist wall of text memeKEK
>>34637317Okay, waste your life even more thinking about me, retarded fuck
Need an anime boy ASMR boyfriend.
>>34637267How am I meant to quantify this? They're pancakey af so it sounds like I'm clapping when I run up stairs.
>>34637333you need someone that loves you and cares about you
>>34637336I know, and an anime boy ASMR boyfriend would do exactly that.
>>34637336Seconded
>>34637182Same. I think its pretty common.
>>34637333hi!
>>34637343Make a vocaroo for applications plz
>>34637344actually I don't exactly know what you mean by anime boy asmr bf
Gen z more like gender z haha
>>34637345She’s asking for a recording of your asmr voice or scratching or whatever asmr you do
>>34637350no I get that but what makes it "asmr anime boy"
>>34637333I unironically do anime boyfriend ASMR on YouTube with a bit of success. But I’m not posting myself here.
>>34637352I guess ideally he likes anime or does anime asmr. Hopefully she specifies
>>34637008lol, very strange that this is her and she's just running around on the internet nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT1oVv_HoRA
>>34637359a lot of her fans know about her old stuff too
There's a certain girl
GenderAre there pet names that give you butterflies? Which ones?
>>34637364this reminds me, why do girls love to call you a good boy now? this one girl I had just started talking to was calling me that
>>34636779How do I stop being a pussy
>>34637368Because some boys are really good.
https://voca.ro/1bIwwFbAC5kP
>>34637364Mprobably babes in english, amor in portuguese
https://voca.ro/15WFT8Acp3sA
>>34637308i am her first guy.
>>34637364MI don't get butterflies anymore
>>34637374*onions pointing meme*
Does the spreadsheet anon actually exist?
>>34637378more than one
>>34637368Do girls actually like being called "Good girl" though?
>>34637380YES
>>34637378whats the spreadsheet for?
I like to flirt with girls I don't necessarily find attractive. For purely egotistical reasons.
>>34637372>>34637374Good for yall now go erp
>>34637384Quality bait
That jangle is so good man FUCK why can't I play guitar. Why did God have to give me these worthless clumsy hands.
https://voca.ro/1nINwjZZF18k
>>34637370does that mean I'm a good boy?>>34637380my ex liked it
>>34637384I like making fat women fall in love with me (they always have very low self-esteem) for the same reasons
>>34637390>does that mean I'm a good boy?Depends. Whatd you do to make her your ex?
>>34637314Mightve been possessive, and not embarrassed.
>>34637393the one calling me a good boy was a different girl, no I wasn't cheating on my gf, this happened way later
>>34637395>2 exeswhore.
>>34637389wow you suck at that
>>34637380Like everything else, only if ur chad.
When I posted my voice people called it weird. Someone wanted me to keep talking so he could dissect it even
>>34637399wait do it again now I wanna hear
Girls what will it take to make you right wing
moids should either sound like postal 2 dude or paul, no inbetween
>>34637384>>34637392You guys should kiss
>>34637402Who the fuck is Paul
>>34637320WORDS WORDS WORDS
>>34637401I'm gonna need every single right wing male to die instantaneously.
>>34637400Why
>>34637399It happens. I think I was called gay Shadow one time.
>>34637401What would it take to make Gary abandon his child? Oh, never mind, he'll run away and abandon children at the drop of a hat.
>>34637402>paulAtreides? The Pharisee? Allen? McCartney? Dirac?
>>34637404I think she means the fucking alien, so Seth rogen
>>34637401You're gonna have to stop being wrong and reactionary about every single thing in the world.Or >>34637406 I guess. But frankly right wing women are also annoying so I don't know if that would make me be right wing.
>>34637404>>34637411the guy from petscop, he’s got a cute dorky voice
Paul the fucking apostle
>>34637410If harassing namefags about abandoning their kids becomes the meme I’m gonna fucking die
>>34637414Post example
>>34637412Paul Atreides is technically an alien, right?
>>34637418https://youtu.be/6e6RK8o1fcs?si=0ivHa3SJg-zv6kEj&t=32how do u guys not know petscop? are u old?
>>34637421Idk the lore
Either genderWhat kind of monster boy/girl would you most want to fuck?
>>34637410I see my children often I just don’t talk about them on pedo forums>>34637413Curious as to what the leftist vision is besides killing all straight white men and donning the burka
>>34637421"Warning to people who have no idea what this is so far:We’ve watched 24 episodes of this and neither do We."I think you are masaively unaware, dingus.
>>34637397I miss u
>>34637421As a 100% straight man, I see the vision
>>34637420I was wrong, although Idk how we were supposed to get whatever petscop is from that
>>34637423MEasy, a slimegirl
>>34637364It's the person giving me the pet name not the name itself that gives the butterflies >>34637394No he told me he found me embarrassing
>>34637427Ur gay
>>34637423A specific human male
>>34637423Why are you trying to bait that basement dwelling creep
>>34637435Who? Ohio??
Lowkey fucking tired of seeing women complain about beauty standards. Just don't be obese, that's it. The work I have to do to maintain muscular leaness is insane, and I have to spend money on things like dutasteride and tretinoin just to be considered human.
>>34637435If he wanted to summon him he'd just say his name, he gets notified when someone mentions him
>>34637435Who
>>34637334to make a sound?
>>34637423MI only know slime girls. I think a frog girl would be peak bj. Huge slimey tongue
>>34637440What?
>>34637439>>34637436exhib
>>34637423Busty kitsune girl I think.
>>34637423Cyclops
>>34637438Unironically the most pathetic thing about that faggot
>>34637396no! the second girl was my girlfriend or anything, just a random girl I was talking to that started calling me that.
>>34637441I don't know about frog girls, but succubus girls also tend to have long prehensile tongues that wrap around your dick multiple times and jerk you off while you're all the way in their throat.
>>34637437wittle gear boi gonna cwy
>>34637437im not obese and i can’t get laid what now
>>34637421reminds me of ProtonJon lol
>>34637423arachne girl whatever you call them
>>34637437>all that just to NOT get female attentionlol
>>34637448yes, bratty succubus girl that starts dominating then gets switched on
>>34637236Prudery and sexism go hand in hand horniness brings the men and women of /atoga/ together
>>34637423Draconic is ideal.
>>34637438I wish I could talk about how much *xhibiti*nist women turn me on without alerting that faggot
>>34637450Wanna change that
>>34637438Huh, you were right. Creepy as fuck!!!
>>34637457>>34637446What did I fucking tell you guys >>34637456
i am one step closer to returning to good health, and thus allowing myself to get a gf
>>34637459>>34637438>>34637446I’m a firm believer that he has telepathy and not a script
>>34637437Lol. Lemme guess. Bald even with dutasteride.
>>34637461what is wrong with you
>>34637463Nope, guess again, fatty.
I can't stop thinking about her I want to fuck her so bad
I miss when everybody in atoga was always nice to one another...
>>34637462You’re also a crack smoking deadbeat dad who posts his full name on 4chan
>>34637468the closest thing to civil and kind is when this thread is talking about gooning, its over
>>34637468That was never the case.
Do you think her steering wheel is sticky from eating in her car
>>34637468me too I have some screenshots of people being nice to me...it's pathetic I know
>>34637473no, but the sides of her seat are oily from wiping het hands there
Either genderhow long would you have to be dating a person to love them enough to donate one of your kidneys to them if they suddenly needed it?
>>34637465So your dick is small
>>34637475What is something nice about you?
>>34637437An important caveat is that not all women can get chad even if they're skinny. Women would still rather be alone than marry their looksmatch though so what are ya gonna do. But yeah to any fat women reading this if you put in the minimal effort and self control needed to have a slight calorie deficit the return on investment is stupidly high.
>>34637471I pay for weed, that's it. Everything else I pirate.
>>34637478tubby is getting heated rn
>>34637477probably like ten years
>>34637468It has never been nice here.>>34637477Never. Go take some other kidneys, we need all the kidneys to be alive in the relationship.
I HATE it when something touches my knees
>>34637478So your stomach is big
>>34637486what could possibly be touching your knees? thats such an odd height for things to touch.
>>34637481so based, show us your pirated squismallows and luxury car
>>34637482What, you told me to keep guessing.Post it or it's small.
>>34637477MWe would have to be married for at least several years.
>>34637477I work hard collecting kid knees from the skate park after hours I have about 5 so probably like 3 months
>>34637482Would you say she's hogging out?
>>34637486and by something you mean your soccer coach in middle school?
>>34637487Guess again, fatty!
>>34637481You're supposed to steal the weed too dumbass
>>34637488my hands, the edge of the desk some weirdo wanting to touch them the list goes on and on >>34637495anon...please don't make jokes like that...
>>34637477FThis is hard.It's not even about donating it the question is would I be able to not be resentful if they leave me at some point after I give them the kidney? I have not been in a relationship long enough to have reached this point so it must be longer than 2 years.
>>34637423Demon succubus, mermaid with a vag, slime girl,
She’s here
>>34637477Mthat's more like a married thing than a gf thing
>>34637469I don’t smoke crack so my point stands
>>34637484Your kidneys would definitely do more harm if put inside another person
>>34637502Whos she?
>>34637502who?
>>34637423vampire girl.
>>34637484You only say that because anons keep posting your pic here and saying bad things
>>34637502To suck your dick?
>>34637489I mean I could probably walk into a store a few miles away from me and take a squishmallow and walk out without paying for it if I wanted to but the thought of it never crossed my mind. Maybe I will just for you.
>>34637502quick! hide your penises!!!
>>34637511No, I’m volcel
>>34637509No. It's still been bad before then.Has been the whole time.
>>34637423MHarpy. I think everyone saying slimegirl is retarded. Slime is not fuckable in the slightest.
>>34637509And that's not my pic.
>>34637464the details don't matter honestlyit's nearly over
Hold the fucking phone, they actually make pirate squishmallows!
>>34637518YES!!!
>>34637423Ma hot vampire mommy, or a hot succubus
>>34637518
>>34637521Kek
>>34637484>It has never been nice here.and it won't improve with your foul stench, begone>>34637521hahahahah
>>34637518It's a picture of you, captured by your own camera. I know you're doing that thing where you don't feel like you're lying if you can technically twist your words a certain way, but come on.
>>34637518Don’t you want to be right wing now? These leftist worms will turn on you
>>34637527It is not represemtative of me in a natural angle, it wasn't my camera.
>>34637520>gave anon a new consooming wish *rubs hands*
>>34637528No, I want all men dead and gone from society including you.
>>34637504My bad, meth
>>34637531Nasty woman
>>34637529>it wasn't my cameraThe image was captured by camera operated by you as you were engaged in a video call.Go look at yourself in the mirror and what you'll see is a liar, someone who twists their words to try to trick and mislead people.
>>34637529>muh anglesthe classic fatty cope
some real tsundere banter going on right now
>>34637535What I see in the mirror is fine. You can't make me hate myself because you will never deserve love anyway.
MenWhat's the last porn you fapped to?
>>34637539Memories of sex
>>34637529
>>34637540That's not porn you fucking idiot
>>34637536You must be more obese than me. Go clean your cpap unless you like breathing mold.
>>34637539it wasn't porn it was an asmrtist's armpitsyes I am disgusting that's why I will stop jerking off now
>>34637539Some BNWO stuff
>>34637518>>34637529Well this is just embarrassing
>>34637542everything is porn you fucking idiot
>>34637539mom ntr
>>34637546You're embarassing to even talk at as a concept.
>>34637542Ok then probably an Instagram reel of some bbl slut
>>34637545you should uh, probably stop doing that
>>34637539https://archiveofsins.com/data/s/image/1607/97/1607979123165.jpg
>>34637555Ew
>>34637538I don't mean your physical appearance. I mean you degrade your moral character with this behavior.>that's not my picTechnically the truth because you do not claim ownership of the image.But you are trying to make people believe that it isn't an image of you, which makes you a liar.You're like a child who tells a lie while crossing their fingers behind their back, and pretends that this makes it okay to lie.
>>34637539A MaimyNyan ASMR video where she's a night nurse and takes care of you. Sexually.
I like it when people talk about what they jerk off to, makes me realize I'm not as much of a freak as I thought
>>34637532I don’t smoke meth so my point standsI have only had one hard drug, one time, in my entire life, and I wasn’t sure what it was either. I know this is hard for you ketamine fiends to imagine.I was at a shelter for a long time and avoided the drugs, then when I broke up with my girlfriend I sat outside of a Tim Hortons smoking a cigarette and somebody came by asking for a lighter, smoked something out of what looked like a beer bong snorkel, and offered me some. I was heartbroken and wanted to die so I did but I had no idea what it was. It was a mystery box drug I did one time (I think it was fentanyl)You’re a faggot leftist pussy and I would eat your face off if I met you
>>34637559i hate it because it reminds me of how fucking disgusting humans are. It makes me nauseous.
>>34637554I've tried to stop numerous times but can't
>>34637539lolliepopxxx, small boobed asian girl
>>34637562yeah that too but at the same time it makes me think that at least I'm not jerking of to mom ntr, things could be a lot worse
>>34637560Not reading all that but you wouldn’t survive out here Ontarian shitstain
>>34637539anal only maebari hentai
>>34637544>>34637558Why do men need to fap to ASMR.
>>34637557It's not an image of me. I don't care what you think on a basket weaving forum. You're not important at all.
What is she hogging out about now?
>>34637560So you abandoned your child and you did it with a clear mind, totally uninfluenced by drugs? Damn, you must really feel nothing for your kid.They're not even a human being for you. They're more like... a hat that you thought would be cool to wear. But you didn't like how the hat fits, so you put it in the closet and forget about it.
>>34637572claiming she's not as ugly as she is
>>34637556Normal healthy women make you jealous and angry don't they
>>34637569I wasn't jerking off to the asmr itself (the video was normal and not lewd in any way)I was jerking off to her armpits, really it could've been any video .but I don't find asmr itself erotic, it's just relaxing
>>34637567I went to jail for running a nigger over you sterile bitchI’m harder and nicer than any of you weenies
>>34637562A lot of very weird fetishes are a result of trauma, so as long as they aren't hurting kids or animals then I don't really care what people masturbate to.
>>34637580>in a carClassic ontarian pussy shit, go run onto Spadina
>>34637569In my case, she straight up makes lewd content. The real question is, what's with the ASMRtist-to-Onlyfans pipeline?
>>34637574the fat pig baby mama he fucked is even uglier than BV
>>34637562this but it goes further than even behavior, the act of being a fleshy, blood-filled skeleton of nerves and muscle and fat and bone gurgling and churning and pumping and burping - turning food into shit and piss as that shit and piss slides through slimy , rubbery organs and fleshy tubing systems to be excreted vulgarly onto the ground. And all of that just as our baseline mechanics for existence. Biology is amazing but honestly nature has a pretty fucking tolerance for gross shit.
>>34637570It's an image of you, taken by a camera that you were operating. You come here every day because you know that if>Heever saw you then he would recoil in disgust, so hanging out here with us is the next best thing.
>>34637569They're betas
>>34637570>not an image of me>>34637529I'm genuinely confused. Is it or isn't it?
>>34637574 I see my children often and avoid talking about them on pedo forums
>>34637575The mental gymnastics of delusional fatties are quite impressive.
>>34637566fuck u nigga
>>34637581Acting unhealed instead of healing your shit isn't a valid strategy.
>>34637577No. She looks like she has shit ass and that moid jerked to it.
>>34637582Do not send Gary to Toronto I beg you
>>34637591:3
>>34637592>>34637581>muh trauma>muh le healingsome people are just weird as fuck, stop FreudLARPing you pseuds you dont know shit
>>34637588Ohio confirmed it's her.
>>34637586No, I come here to beat ya'll up and scream at you for no other reasons than it's fun and I hate you.
>>34637589You would see your children every day if you weren't a failure as a father and a failure as a human being.
>>34637593How would you know what that looks like, you can't even see your own
>>34637585Sure but no biological process even touches the abhorrence of how disgusting the minds of gooners are. Not even the worst maggot infested torn out intestines would come close to the stench of sexual depravity.
>>34637599since when do we know ohio is a credible source? also why isnt anyone posting the photo, does anyone even have it?
>>34637603You touch your own asshole so I thought you would know?
>>34637585I find that the realm of the erotic is actually a repreive from those base mechanics of being alivesex and beauty are the one thing that make me feel above being a simple biological machine, that i am a suprabiological organism, if you will
>>34637597>I'm too dumb for pattern recognition, that means there is no patternoh ok
>>34637605yeah you lost me there idk maggots are pretty insanely yucky
>>34637600>scream for no reasonShe really is like a hog. Oinking and squealing at the farmers
>>34637606Not spoonfeeding a newfag.
>>34637610physical maggots might be gross but the degeneracy maggots in porn brains make them look like cute puppies in comparison
>>34637607ironic, because nobody wants to touch or see your rank shithole, you disgusting hog
>>34637611Nobody cares that you like to fuck pigs, fucking furry. Kill yourself.
>>34637614Oh so now you're jealous of men that obviously want to hold doors open for me to look at my ass? Wow, that's kinda gay of you.
>>34637450>I can’t get laidlol yes you can, just go on a dating app right now and within a day of not being a picky bitch, you’ll be laid.>inb4 but I don’t want uggos Great news, even Chad will fuck you at least once
State genderDo you pray? How often? What do you pray? Why don't you pray?
>>34637606They e-dated back when she was called "Medium Shirt" instead of BlueValkyrie.She truly is A Girl Who Will Break Every Relationship.
>>34637606What makes him not credible?
>>34637607"You know what a clean asshole looks like" isn't the own you think it is
>>34637539Watched a girl deepthroat a dildo stuck to the floor and vomited over and over, she was so hot.
getting there at lightning speed
>>34637559>makes me realize I'm not as much of a freak as I thoughtLiterally who the fuck cares? I see this online enough to at least somewhat believe it has to be common. I have never once beat my dick to something and said "oh god no oh the horror AIIIIEEE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN"what kind of sheltered fucking life do you live where the shit you goon to makes you unironically feel bad? What kind of effeminate fucking dork do you need to be to have that thought even cross your mind holy shit do you cry watching cartoons too?
>>34637618I pray you all die in a man made disaster.
>>34637625so motherly
>>34637621No reading comprehension that you touch your own dirty asshole so you would know and fetishize it enough to use it as fuel to jerkoff to isn't the own you think it is.
>>34637618MI pray three times a day. Once when I wake up, one before/after work, and once before bed. I pray the Lord’s Prayer and Hail Mary, as well as blessings and grace for my friends, family, people who are suffering, and people I hate
>>34637627Mother earth is the final correction.You will all die here.
>>34637615Nobody cares that you oink oink oink sree sree
BV really is one of the least likeable, lowest quality shitposters in /atoga/, and that's in a thread full of retards like ENTJ
>>34637563best of luck buddy that seems like an unpleasant conundrum, try nofap maybe
>>34637628All non-stinky people touch their ass to wash it in the shower, you shit-encrusted stinky bitch.
>>34637631You're a gay furry that jerks off to pigs.
>>34637618f, I say the lords prayer like a stim when my mind needs occupation to not go to places I don't want it to go
>>34637632BV and E are essentially the exact same poster.>I am the greatest.>Everybody loves me.>All of you suck.
>>34637634Yeah, but you don't since you're such a faggot. You use shit for lube because you're broke too.
>>34637619The question is what the fuck was he thinking??
she's so mad rn
>>34637628Strange fixation on dirty assholes. Grab a nice long toilet brush and start scrubbing
>>34637601You won’t ever have children because you’re sterile. You made yourself sterile by going to a jewish doctorNewfies like you need to lurk more btw I’m Albertan born and bred>>34637595We are leaving communist Canada in October, keep your gay darkoid AIDS in Toronto
>>34637624NOT butthurt
>>34637635Oink oink here's some more corn piggy
>>34637633NTA but nofap just makes men hornier and if we deny themselves for too long it makes us go full demon when we inevitably fap again
>>34637646Nobody likes you having sex with animals, furry. Get over yourself.
>>34637643At any given moment, there are a few dozen posters in the thread. Only a handful talk shit about you, and the rest try to ignore you.
>>34637647>projecting your own inescapable degeneracy on everyone else
>>34637634Women use a loofah
snorting and stomping her trotters
>>34637618F>why don't you prayI don't think it'll do any good and don't have anything to pray to
>>34637643How fat is your ass
>>34637650Talk shit and get shit on.
>>34637650This place has 20 people tops, and that’s being generous. The traffic is from 20 no-lifers.
>>34637651If you're a young man and nofap doesn't literally just make you exponentially hornier then you're probably extremely low test and should get that checked out.
>>34637649Lol look guys she's eating my slop like a good little piggy have some more
>>34637653Furry roleplay isn't allowed
>>34637650>few dozen That's generous
Cross talks about her diarrhea off of the bingo card
>>34637618M, I'm not religious but in times of desperation I'll cry out mentally to anything that'll hear me. Usually when somebody close to me is very sick or going through some other terrible hardship.>>34637652Unrelated but I only just realized not long ago that the natural loofah is a fruit/gourd and not any sort of sea sponge.
>>34637624I was raised as a christian so of course I'm like this, I don't even swear irl
>>34637658>ACKSCHUALLY MY HYPERSEXUAL DEGENERACY MEANS I AM HEALTHY AND ALIVE what other copes you got in store for me?
>>34637636I used to be like this and I realized it was a cope for my OCD/intrusive thoughts and it never helped
>>34637660Only real bestiality with your dog will do, huh?
>>34637666>DUHGENERACYhackneyed chudspeak nobody takes seriously anymore, kys
>>34637663there's the gourd ones but there's also ones that are sea animals top is sponge, bottom is gourd
>>34637670Swiss thinks any form of sexual desire is degeneracy
>>34637656The majority of the thread's posters are just trying to ignore you, not talk shit.If you're aware that your participation in a thread makes that thread worse, then you're lashing out at people who have done nothing against you.
>>34637666You're either a woman or a low test fatass. You can ask the young male anons itt that have attempted nofap how they feel by week two of it.
>>34637670>haha you lost because I have lost my way so hard I don't even care about being lost anymore ok... you're mainly hurting yourself with this but go on
>>34637669It's always beastiality if you ever had sex, ugly nigga.
>>34637668it works for me
>>34637644unironically yes hearing people say that is unbearable
>>34637674>ask a bunch of end stage degenerates about their personal experiences to gauge what sane sexuality is like pass
>>34637676>beastialityBV has sex with her dog but can't even spell it.
>>34637663>Unrelated but I only just realized not long ago that the natural loofah is a fruit/gourd and not any sort of sea spongei know a nigga that farms these>>34637671sweet, i didn't know they come in non-vegan varieties
>>34637673I don't give a flying fuck. Shut up if you want to. This place has had worse /b/ tier moments than I could ever give.
>>34637666>screaming degeneracy 24/7 if you take that word and its implications seriously, you have zero defense for even lurking on this site, let alone posting in this thread on this board only retards that want to pearl clutch and feel superior (or larp as religious fundamentalists despite having zero principles or discipline in their lives) still use degeneracy as a derogatory phrase. calling someone a degen on 4chan is just ridiculous and unserious, you cant expect to not be seen as a lunatic when doing so
>>34637680Virtually all men regularly masturbate if they can't immediately get sex. That's just a fact.
>>34637681If you care to spell that word correctly it must be in your search history.
>>34637674She's a fat single mother in her 30s. I'm starting to notice a pattern here...
yall cringey as hell
>>34637684this is like saying you can't be against pedophilia if you eat fast food there's degrees of degeneracy and you know it, stop being disingenuous, it's bad for you
>>34637647>>34637658Compltely inserting myself here but- so your libidos really feel that disruptive for you guys? It often makes me think about like..what about the sensitive artists type guys- who are visibly masculine, like you can see they have healthy test..like Cobain, that buff metal guy with black hair- but, they like, are obsessed with like their art, like music or whatever, like- they talk about like high-minded philosophical stuff all the time, spend their lives in their art..those types also feel that sexual too?
>>34637685kek
Why do bad people exist?
>>34637671Yeah I knew about sea sponges. I was confused when I was playing Mega Man X2 as to why a guy named "Wire Sponge" looked like a cucumber, and it's because he's actually based on the natural loofah. Pretty nuts.>>34637673Not to get too involved but it was something I noticed in her private life too, with total strangers and family members even. I found it really troubling and it's what ultimately made me tap out.
>>34637683>Shut up if you want to.I will. Have a good night. Let's see if tomorrow is any different.
>>34637687virtually all men are sexually sick, yes
>>34637678because you know you are a degenerate and it's killing you inside
>>34637689>30soff by a decade
>>34637692>like>like>like>likeso are you, like, a tranny?
>>3463769295% of men jerk off. There's no way kobain wasn't fucking all the time
>>34637675quiet, christcuck
Try to be nice and she ignores me sigh
>>34637694It's easier than being good. Being an animal is the default state for humans.
>>34637706Put a trip on so I can continue to ignore you.
>>34637678Degenerate shitter
>>34637539bleached pharah>>34637558based maimy enjoyer
>>34637558Based. That's a good one.>>34637539For me it was adria asmr videos. I can't remember which.To the Maimy anon, we don't need to fight, Maimy is hotter, but I've seen all her stuff a lot and more recently been nice to change things up with its_bunnii and adria.
>>34637692Cobain was addicted to heroin and most definitely had sex all the time.
>ukraine is currently bombing moscow>that means they're bombing my Russian language learning partner girlUkraine is now my enemy
Why did Bovine Vagina spend Mother's Day on atoga?
Why does the average man look so bad compared to the average woman? Am I just too straight?
>>34637715you mean Bacterial Vaginosis?
>>34637558the barber one is undefeated
>>34637714Don't worry bro, soon you'll be able to buy a 10/10 russian wife for pennies on the dollar.
>>34637699>>34637710>"wow you guys fuck spiders? thats retarded.">"heh, this guy secretly wants to fuck spiders."ive never actually seen someone do this bit seriously on 4chan before, maybe ever
>>34637717must be a straight man thing, as a het girl i feel like women and men look average in fairly equal amounts, if anything, i may be more critical of men since im looking at them through the eyes of lust
>>34637707It’s not, at least for white peopleWhite people are pure and innocent until they degenerate. Golden retriever genes
>>34637720I'm not interested in having a russian wifeshe's just a great learning partner, helped me a lot and is actually a good person so she doesnt deserve getting bombed
>>34637692It's not disruptive to me because I simply fap when I get horny and then go about my day. We're talking about doing nofap though, which is essentially denying yourself that release for days or even weeks.
>>34637724>implying it's those that deserve it that usually get bombed
Why haven't mods banned everyone involved in this BV thread derailing shit yet
>>34637692dude was taking drugs and alcohol. Sex is drug. Horniness is drug. It's all drugs. Spending time with friends and family is drug. Gaming is drug. Scrolling instagram or tik tok too. We all get our fix one way or another
>>34637709Nice butt
>>34637691>this is like saying you can't be against pedophilia if you eat fast foodits not, and you framing it that way sort of shows exactly what people are making fun of when they mock the word degenerate/those who overuse it.
>>34637730You gotta report the posts. Click the triangle.
>>34637730If we do it enough she'll bust a vein and die
>>34637724>>34637729I mean in this case russia DOES actually deserve it though.Hopefully minimal civilian casualties, though all that smoke is probably going to cause some long term chemical issues.I'm sure she'll be fine. Hopefully she's not one of those brainwashed russians who believes invading Ukraine was the right thing to do though.
>>34637712No fight here. Good taste, anon.
>>34637736how many shekels did you get for this post?
>>34637721I was just dogpiling on
>>34637738None. Israel is also finally getting what it deserves because based JD Vance has finally taken control of the situation and put bibi in his place.
>>34637735Guy, if anyone here deserves to die, it's you.
Did anyone keep track of what kind of monstergirls people wanted to fuck the most? I think I saw slimegirl and succubus come up the most but I wasn't thorough.
>>34637736Imagine shittalking mother russia in english. Go suck off an african
>>34637743You guys know the scene in that 2d porn animation where the succubus shapeshifter makes her tits and ass bigger on command while she's fucking the knight? Yea.
>>34637738the russian state and a majority of the people running the russian government are either extremely pro-israel or outright jews themselves btw
>>34637745Not that one. But the classic succubus hentai ovn she does that too when she senses the guy wants to tituck her iirc.
the monsters are too dangerous I wouldn't do that
>>34637741name on, bv
>>34637748good survival instincts lad, these monstercoomers will die off without even busting a nut
>>34637747I'm just letting you know that I liked that part.
perhaps if I was made extra comfortable
>>34637703>>34637713I wonder if time and place, like culture, kind of thing make a difference or whattheres an eastern European guy from the 70s whom I am in love with that is just very, sensitive musician, didn't write sex songs, it's all poetic, life and philosophy stuff, beautiful sings..nowadays he does some orchestra type of thing,still the same..you just wouldn't expect someone like this who has that artist, virtuso brain, to- at least back when 26- would even have room for being on sex stuff often..you think they wouldn't be spending time sitting down thinking about a girl in a wet shirt at the pool kind of thing- this is actually very hot to learn..because you feel whore-ish and creepy sometimes, at least just like "this is so dumb and unrealistic" otherwise, sexualizing a guy like that
Can we not talk about porn for 5 minutes plz?
>>34637753He probably was. Some artists just do a very good job of taking that and filtering and communicating it through a poetic lens. I do it all the time. Post the guy
>>3463775590% of people itt are possessed by baal, so no
>>34637755What do you wanna talk about?
>>34637757If this is true can he please send me a succubus?
>>34637759don't ask me, I'm not his spokesperson
>>34637743It's spider ladies for me. One of my fantasies is being an adventurer and wandering into a cave and accidently getting stuck in an arachne mommy's massive web.
>>34637755this. We need more male/female gender wars and less cooming. If someone could get a heavily-artifacted twitter screenshot of a woman saying something stupid and rude to get the ball rolling, I'll pick it up from there.
So I was just washing my dick, and it occurred to me for the first time... should I be doing skin care on my dick? Obviously I don't need spf because I wear clothes, but should I be using ph balanced cleanser, and always having my dick moisturized and maybe retinol a few times a week?
>>34637722No that’s just because women don’t see unattractive men as people
>>34637761https://soundgasm.net/u/skitty/Faunas-Tavern-Lonely-Spiderhttps://soundgasm.net/u/RubySeaWitch/Arachnophobia
>>34637763Is this nigga serious? Bruh you hear this nigga? Talkin bout sum ph balance like he got a pussy get da fuck on man quick beatin yo shit so much if it dry
>>34637763just put some body lotion on it and wash it with body wash like a normal person
>>34637757Baal isn't even a lustful deity
>>34637769he's the leading demon of impurity
>>34637770Says who?
>>34637757christcucks throwing out the names of random deities they know nothing about, just because it sounds foreign and thus scary to them, is just the most pathetic thing imaginable
>>34637771says he himself
>be me>20 years old>only have a worthless diploma, zero work experience, zero connections, zero skills>spent the last 5 years rotting on 4chan instead of doing anything with my lifeI have this older friend (mid 30s now) who's basically the brother I never had. Dude owns multiple businesses, has a loving wife + 3 kids, is respected as fuck in our suburb, and travels the world every month for business and fun like it's nothing. Looks completely stress-free.When I was 14-15 in my retarded rebellious emo phase, he sat me down and told me straight up: "Now is the time to prepare if you actually want to make it. Stop doing dumb shit, study, think outside the box and create your own opportunities. The only real skill worth grinding is networking everything else you can learn later so go out there and learn to be social and talk to people" That shit stuck with me. For the past 5 years I looked up to him like a role model... but completely ignored his advice. I waste my prime on this honeypot website instead of making friends and learning how the world works. Fast forward to now and I'm a loser with nothing to show for it.He's still trying to reach out sometimes but I've been distancing myself hard because I'm genuinely embarrassed of what I've become. All my friends my age are either already successful or clearly on the path. Meanwhile I'm here with nothing.Is it actually over for me bros ;_;?
>>34637763Why on earth would you need to put retinol on your dick?>>34637774All you're doing by isolating is limiting your opportunities to fix it.
>>34637773Where did he say that at?
>>3463777420 is still young, you have plenty of time to make something of yourself. Don't let his kindness go to waste, you can do it.Check em.
>>34637776cave of st. michael
>>34637775Why not, isn't it supposed to be good for your skin?
>>34637721why are you so angry? just go jack off
I miss vocaloid posts
>>34637756That sounds like an amazing skill to have..
I mean vocaroo
>>34637777Nice quads.>20 is still youngI guess, but if life is a game, it feels like my competition is already miles ahead of me while I have nothing to show for it. I feel like I'll end up stuck with the low-paying jobs while people my age are already ahead, have better skills, and are better positioned to find good opportunities.Sometimes it feels like the ladder of success is just too difficult to climb at this point. Part of me wants to just settle for a minimum-wage job, stop trying to compete, and do the bare minimum day-to-day because chasing success feels impossible when everyone else seems so far ahead....
>>34637787You like hatsune miku? Who else do I listen to I like that Baka Baka song
>>34637783Degenerate shitter
>>34637779Baal was never even at the cave of St. Michael you liar. He was chilling at my house the entire time, he's been crashing on my couch because he lost all his worshippers thanks to assholes like you making up these lies.
>>34637794if you knew him at all, you'd know he has no issues being in many places at the same time
I have another date
>>34637782>doesn't even know what it does Why are you like this
life is so so unfair
Why is drawn porn so addictive?
>>34637795Baal is a cool dude, you're wrong.
>>34637792all I know is miku from fortnite I said the wrong word sorry. I like hardstyle, jamiroquai, bunch of random songs idk albums or artists that much
>>34637800Is it?
>>34637800lacks the ugly flaws of physical reality, like any other idealized depiction of life
>>34637801ofc someone possessed by him would say that, that's how he gets power over you
I think I might finally go more than 24 hours without fapping for the first time since covid started.
How do I rewire my brain to be happy when I see couples being happy? Right now, I can't stop feeling angry and jealous whenever I see couples irl. Also, whenever a tv series or anime has a romance subplot, I immediately drop it.
>>34637806good for you
>>34637804I like ugly bastards knocking up cute girls tho
>>34637807See a psychologist
>>34637807go to confession and ask a bishop to rebuke the demon of pride in you
>>34637809Thanks!
>>34637811Are you implying I'm crazy?
>>34637807Just watch exclusively depressing things.
>>34637791So for reference I'm 30. I have a high paying job that you would dream to have. I started when I was 20 as a part time intern and 10 years later I'm a department head because I grinded the entire time. People want to help you and want to see you succeed, you just have to want it for yourself. Don't compare yourself to social media, it's mostly fake anyway and designed to make you feel like shit. I seriously implore you to get off this website by any means necessary, reach out to that guy and ask him for some advice about work, and get yourself a job, even if it's a minimum wage one. It's only up from there. I've consistently made more money each year than the last since before I was 20.
>>34637804saw an asian girl with pretty bad acne and I thought it was cute ngl. maybe because all the foreign born asians are dolled up so it was more local idk. ethnicity doesn't match though so it's nunna my business
Depressed anon got me thinking.both genders, what's the saddest thing you remember seeing in a movie or tv show?
>>34637807>couples being happyI simply remind myself that 70% of the overall divorces are initiated by women, and that college-educated women are responsible roughly 90% of divorce filings (!)
>>34637805Baal says stop lying about him or he's gonna fight you. You ruined his life with these lies.
>>34637821bring it on
>>34637796Already?
Its a bad day to not be a khazakstaniis there a worse thing than being born in a society where the women arent attractive to you
>>34637819I like how in your mind this is completely on the women and can't possibly be due to the men not holding up their end of the bargain, as per usual with men falling behind women in almost every measurable aspect of modern life.
What do you consider to be essential media? Feel free to give out of the box answers as long as they’re genuine. The last piece of media that you truly loved.
>>34637826Oh, I know they're falling behind if their performance is evaluated by women. That's a given, because they are men and women always keep and cherish the memory of some highly successful guys who fucked them once and then disappeared. Almost nobody can compete or even come close.
>>34637828you wouldnt get it
Would you rather be picked up in this interior...
Some guy told me to think of women as men who are more emotional and less rational. This boosted my confidence when talking to girls.
... or this interior?
>>34637814Yes
>>34637826And thankfully I don't have a female supervisor who constantly compares me with her exes and counts the days till she dumps or divorces me. That was the point, before you tried to go on a tangent.
>>34637828The Terminator
>>34637831if it doesn't have burlwood, I don't want it
>>34637833brown seats is better
>>34637838just realized this is AI, man that's embarrassing for me
>>34637824Yeah, for Saturday
Kim Possible
>>34637839The brown is not OEM so it's a bit of an unfair comparison, but I love muh E31
>>34637843shego
>>34637844Or...
>>34637844idk what OEM stands for
>>34637825now you're obsessed with this girl? big improvement desu
i love when the autistics have their little meetups on here, u go buddy
>>34637848this one although the red one has it's charm too, less generic "muh tuff bmw" vibes
>>34637851what was the previous one?
>>34637849Original equipment manufacturer. Basically it means that it didn't come like that from the factory, and the seats were redone by an aftermarket shop. It looks like they replicated the E46 M3 cinnamon interior color.>>34637853Red one also has popup headlights!
>>34637848I prefer this
>>34637854isn't this the same anon that was obsessed with that racoon hair girl?
>>34637855red one it is
>>34637847Cool
>>34637857Hell no, I never liked that oneI was and still am a Trusova maximalist
I like small
>>34637817Acne isn’t even unattractive. I remember being so insecure about it myself, same as everyone else, but never found it offputting on others. I get what you mean. It even kind of looks like blush. I would go so far as to say acne is hot
>>34637860oh my bad your posting styles are kinda similar, anyway you have good taste
>>34637807I genuinely don't understand this type of envy, and I'm literally a depressed 27y/o virgin, seeing other people happy doesn't affect me negatively in the slightest
>>34637807Seeing couples hold hands and kiss always made me smile despite never experiencing it my self. You need to be positive. Think about how nice it would feel and how nice they feel.
>>34637864I wouldn't go so far as to say it's hot but it a pretty face is pretty because of the shape and proportions, skin imperfections don't really bother me either.
does your penis hang or does it point upwards?
>>34637871Do your dick hang low? Do it wobble to the flo'?Do it shine in the light? Is it platinum, is it gold?Could you thow it over your shoulder? If ya hot, it'd make ya cold? (Oh)Do your dick (Oh) hang (Oh) low?
>>34637871Mine points straight up when I'm hard. I still don't know how I'm gonna have sex cuz it's hard to put it down horizontally.
>>34637873beautiful, my penis is crying right now
>>34637842How many girls are you juggling?
>>34637871Like you've never seen a penis before. In what circumstance? Do you expect it to point upwards 24/7 if the man doesn't wear underwear or what's the question
Either gender, if "you are what you eat" is true, what does that make you?
>>34637828True Detective s1only mainstream media to ever competently capture the aesthetic and tone of lovecraft
Do you ever watch youtube videos clearly made for the opposite sex about a topic you have no interest in? If so, what was it?
>>34637880Tonight it makes me 1lb of 90% lean ground beef, white rice, baby carrots, dill pickles, a toasted whole wheat english muffin with honey, and a chocolate rice cake.
Should I buy Stellar Blade?
>>34637880chicken nuggies :3
>>34637884no that game sucks, but if you enjoy parrying a lot then yes
>>34637861this one always reminds me of the family car of one of my friends in kindergarten, they once had an accident because the brakes failed and they rolled downhill on to an intersection
>>34637886It has a fuckton of positive reviews on steam tho
>>34637880FSweet, bad for you in excess, and not enough
>>34637882Yeah I watched mayahiga vids because she always annoyed me and I didn’t know why. I ended up liking her more than the rest of the girl streamers. I dunno if her audience is really female I think as she got older she became more of a girls girl
Men would you date a girl who only wants to converse side by side, like shoulder to shoulder, not facing one another?
The conversations here suck because nobody has any social skills, if you see an opportunity to create a good time around here I implore you to do it. You’re not stepping on anyone’s feet and we’re all desperate for it.
>>34637901yes but she wouldn't date me (I only want to converse side by side).
>>34637901You have to look at me facfe to face and I'm gonna make eye contact with you.
>>34637877One at a time, I broke up with the other girl. Tbh if I wanted to, could’ve done like 4 at a time
>>34637906sounds like grounds to break up >>34637905why wouldnt she date you
>>34637902me moid and me must fuck femanon pussy
>>34637898that really means nothing these days, but try the demo and see if you like it, it just wasn't my thing and no the sexy girls are not enough to make me buy the game
>>34637909You would learn to love it. In fact you'd get so addicted to eye contact with my piercing blue eyes (fentanyl) that you wouldn't be able to date anyone with brown eyes (weed) again.
>>34637908Ain't you a player, how long you been seeing this one
>>34637919Just got her number tonight, she confessed to me a few weeks ago. The girl I just broke up, 2 months >a playerThat is what you asked of me, eh? Yeah, idk what changed
State genderWhat's your favorite classical piece?MFor me it's Sibelius' second symphony
>>34637902In case you haven't realized, everyone is severely autistic here. Half the time you are talking to a wall or at best, a soundboard with 5 buttons. That us why I shit up the thread to call action upon you tards and shitpost questions. Jesus fucking christ MAKE MORE CONVERSATION.
>>34637924MIdk if this counts https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5USHu6D6U&pp=0gcJCUACo7VqN5tD
>>34637909>why wouldnt she date you"avoidant" = ick
>>34637923>>34637923Confessed while you were dating the other one? So you've got em lined up and everything
>>34637933Yeah, worked out well funny enough. Gods got a sense of humour
>>34637924*sip* yuuuup it don't get much more classic than this piece right here.............. TWO WORLD WARS
>>34637930That counts, I fucking love Tchaikovsky
Why does my pussy tighten at the thought of him
>>34637924MSchubert’s Ave Maria
>>34637938Tell us about him.
>>34637913she is ugly
>>34637938I want a woman's asshole to pucker at the thought of me
Women, if a man who was obviously much more attractive than you cold approached you for your number, would you give it? What would you think of him?
The hottest man on earth is looksmatched with any given woman.
but what is a man?
Bros I'm evolvingI'm turning into the fat and balding blind man.GGs.
>>34637956What has he got?
Maybe he should have just spent more time on pursuing hobbies with women in themMaybe it’s just his style, Gorillaz is pretty dated right?He should work on his postureHe’s probably creepy and he would get more girls if has a good personality like the other guy
>>34637956a miserable little pile of cummies
>>34637913she's asian
>>34637961me on the left
>>34637956The subhuman thing you use and abuse.
What's the difference between a man and a moid?
>be me>go to bar to watch footy>the most beautiful girl I've ever seen sits next to my table>hear her speak Croat>she is half German, half Croat, speaks very little>introduces herself, asks for my name, what I do, all that jazz>during halftime she mentions how the world is awful and everyone is emotionless now, how she saw a guy get stabbed and nobody wanted to help him>instead of lying and being aww there there, I go off on a racist tirade>>lmao no shit, you live in Frankfurt, it's shitskin central, I wouldn't help them either>her pig ugly spic friend shrieks and calls me racist>they leave the barhuh... turns out being cucked by a longtime ex really made me a hateful faggot that is afraid of women and intimacy.I only realised she was flirting with me a day later after I sobered up. Why can't I just be normal?That could have been my wife :(
>>34637939f, this is at the top, absolute peak performance on every front
>>34637952>this nigga thinks I'm giving any moid my number>in 2026 no lessNo rest for spies is there?
>>34637969a man is just someone that's biologically male, a moid is someone that has moided at you directly or you've observed him moiding in a gross or endearing way
Bought 200 sandwich bags because they were on sale award.
>>34637973One autism diagnosis away from getting raped at the tard care by the old ladies.
>hey is it true that x has birthday>meanwhile none of these fucks ever congratulated meits the little things that just randomly ruin a day
>>34637978erm akschually, diagnosed Avoidant Personality Disorder with high covert narcissist traits
>>34637982Autism will complete your triforce of disability toward the human race.
>>34637974Tanks mystery woman
Gentlemen, I am sorry. I wish I could transfer my sex appeal to you because I abhor being perceived. That is all
>>34637984I'm just saying getting cucked severely fucked me up mentally and knocked my people skills down a few pegs. I used to be the funny popular dude, and have turned into a racist hermit faggot practically overnight. I haven'thad sex in 2 years, and I've self sabotaged every single prospect I've had since then, only half-intentionally thoughbeitI think the only equivalent feel for foids is getting raped or some shit.
New update on the goblin girl model if anybody wants to see her.
Men do you consider any of these to be deal breakers?>her thought patterns are loose and disorganized.>When she speas, she often relies on bizarre metaphors, wander off-topic (tangential), or struggle to articulate a clear, linear point>she have no internal fantasy life or rich imagination
>>34637989yes, holy fuck, imagine dating an npc with aphantasia. I don't want stupid meat robot kids
>>34637987No buddy, like I'm very sure you were masking the social skills. And have since stopped regulating yourself enough to keep up a mask at all.
before asking out a femanonafter asking out a femanon
>>34637992As she should
>>34637991well yeah as a narcissist my entire persona is fake and calculated. I din't care about keeping up appearances anymore.
>>34637992Illyeh Apturo,TopturoPAPAPAPAPHe is cucked, he is raped, Garth came and left the gnat gaped
>>34637961The worst part about this is that even if there were some non-stacies there, they'd still behave the same way.
>>34637924La Campanella Paganini
>>34637924FThe rite of spring by StravinskyThe dinosaur segment of Fantasia lives rent free in my brain to this day.
>>34637992Gaethje once again destroying another man’s brain
>>34638007>admittedly lonely>lives alone>autisticthe /atoga/ champ
Korean girls who never had plastic surgery look so fucking good. Also, himecuts are my weakness.
>>34637924MBach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minoron a carhedral organ.Closest I ever came to a religious experience
>>34637924Mthe hungry caterpillar
>>34637952>obviously much more attractive than you He's up to something. I'm running away. Not literally running but I don't like unexpected social interactions and I leave before I even assess the person's attractiveness. If he's obviously super hot at a glance what the fuck does he want from me I don't trust it.
Only 5 pages left to go in the book it's taken me a month to read. Looking forward to finally being finished.
>>34637992never date a stripper lads, they,ll heem your heart out b
>>34638013>reading things you don't enjoy reading what are you even doing?
>>34638019I enjoyed reading it, it was just really dense. It was bit stressful because I got other books I gotta read before they're due back at the liberry.
>>34638021you could just extend the return date or return them and get them again when you have time
>>34638023Already extended the date once, now I've almost finished the difficult one I can knock out the other two no problem. After that I have some books I own that I haven't read so I'll probably do those.
Holy fuck these ratchet chicks are genuinely fucking insane
>>34638009That's not a hime cut, she just has straight bangs
>>34638024alright, good luck
annual atoga census (gender optional):would you consider yourself more or less likely to engage with this general if posters had randomized IDs? would any change in poster engagement be significant, whether positive or negative?
>>34638039all boards should have flags and id
>>34638039f, it would certainly be different, I'd find it entertaining and it would probably get rid of a lot of spamming and shitposting
>>34638036>epsteintungtunghighflowkirkenuinelyThese are the kind of words I was encountering in the book I'm reading.
>>34638045>joycemay the lord have mercy on your tormented soul listen to this, it will help https://youtu.be/dnmN7lRZ7UE
>>34638046What you got against Joyce?
>>34638047he got off to being farted on, that's all I need to know about this man and his creations
>>34638039You don't have the guts to put on the "Anonymous ## Mod" tag. Volunteering for Hiroshima Nagasaki's data mining board and doing it for free.
>>34638048Have you ever actually read his work?
>>34638051no, why would I want to poison my mind by feeding it an onslaught of thoughts of a gooner?
>>34638052Because it's extremely rich, creative and rewarding to the reader?
>>34638055is it though? a few posts ago you moaned about it and seemed relieved it's over, plus, some people would say the same about some smut, you can't really trust that but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, what did you like about it? would you say it's worth reading? why? is there something in there that will stay with you and had a positive impact on you?
Is /atoga/ a High Intensity Love Trafficking Area?Is it a Love Group just as dangerous as any Hate Group?
>>34637973are you me?One time at a bar I managed to pull 3 cunts, they invited me to their table. One was a chink, one was a sand terrorist, and one was a leftist white bitch.I asked the chink if they ate cats and the ninja gow come she's allowed to go to school.The white cunt spilled her drink in my face and they all stormed off. Lmao.
>>34637989Men in America voted for the last 2 US presidents who both have those traits, it's hypocritical for them not to support a woman who has those problems as well
You have a very Mediterranean chin. It is good that you are not weak chinned, but your chin is too sharp. It is disturbing. Your face looks like a crescent moon.
>>34638059can you guys not just chill the fuck out and at least lie to the girls until you hit?I swear you niggers are retarded.
>>34638057>a few posts ago you moanedNTA but I'll make you moanCome over here and let me give you an orgasm
>>34638066sus
>>34638057>what did you like about it? would you say it's worth reading? why? is there something in there that will stay with you and had a positive impact on you?Finnegans Wake a kaleidoscopic work combining folklore, history, wordplay, humor, religion, politics, sex, and life both public and domestic. It's definitely worth reading. I was also using online resources to help understand it but even without those it's very enjoyable on an aesthetic level.
>>34638071did you ask chatGPT to write this? >north armorica >venissoonngl, this quirk chungus shit gave me the ick right away but good for you if you had fun
What's this feel like? is it better than up and down?
>>34638075I would pay good money to go sarajevo safari on you.
>>34638074Do you even read books?
>>34638079if I find one worth reading, sure
>>34638080Such as?
>>34638077What the heck does that mean?
>>34638083NTA but there are stories that rich tourists paid the Serbian government to be allowed to go to Sarajevo during the Bosnian genocide and shoot civilians.
State gender.I bit the bullet this year and bought an AC for my appartment.
>>34638081armstrongs book on clare of assis
>>34638084Scary! what the fuck! Why are rich people so fucked up mentally? If i were rich I'd just be vibing here still and not telling anyone about it, if I were smart enough to I'd love to run a legal brothal where people fuck and the girls aren't there against their wills
>>34638094This is why you aren't rich.
>>34638085F, imagine the future queen falling madly in love with you, marrying this cutie, living in a castle and having nine kids with her.
>>34638098>having nine kids with her.I could not think of a worse fate.I need to go out again later to get my mom orchids for her birthday, they are her favourite flowers.
>>34638100It's fun to have nine kids if you have servants to dress and feed and teach them and all you have to do is play with them in the vast garden.
State gender and the most people you've ever fucked in a dayFemale just did three again, only have done it twice but never more than that out of lack of desire. Both times I woke up with previous night's lay, fucked them goodbye, later was horny again, then it wasn't enough and wanted a final fuck before bed.
GenderWhat side of pic related are you on?
>>34638102I would not want to ruin her body that way.
>>34638106guess I'm a fence shitter
>>34638114Maybe her body loved making babies because she had private chefs making sure she's optimally fed and generally no reason to be stressed. In a perfect world ofc.
>>34638103FFour. It was my birthday.
>>34638106Male autism is lootboxes and interracial shipping
>>34638118swiss moment
>>34634698So, what is a "true kween"?Is that really a spoiled woman or a woman with X number of simps?
>>34638103hornyness means you are supposed to get pregnant
>>34638103Why are we schtupping 3 partners in a day>>34638106Seems like whoever made this has a sophisticated view of their own autism and a vague stereotype of the other kinds which they look down on, which is autistic in itself.
>>34638122Damn you beat my record, was a couple of them in a threesome or were you just having fun? Also describe them.My last three: very cute blond guy with blue eyes and nice cock (best sex of all three), 6'7 brown haired guy with mid dick (best eater), 6'0 curly haired guy with blue eyes (hottest)
>>34638129I agree.
>>34638118That does not sound optimal to me.#notmyfantasy
>>34638106FI'm all over the road
>>34638133This poster is a homosexual
>>34638140I tried to before but I got banned off Her for being transphobic. I only want men or women not heshes
serious question, I'm not trying to be sarcastic or anything, should I surrender myself to god?
>>34638144?
>>34638145yeah, absolutely, the sooner the better and if you're already considering it, for sure
>>34638149I said real women only on my profile I just wanted to eat some pussy and I guess I offended somebody. I like women or men I'm not into gender shit
why do I laugh when I have no control over a situation
>>34638153So why are we getting nailed by the football team again? What’s the motive
>>34638103F. Just two.
>>34638133I can't describe them without telling on myself.
>>34638164Wow, so chaste.
>>34638168I know, right? I might as well be a virgin.
>>34638170I wish you still had the ability to feel shame.
I'm starting to understand why men say all women are whores. Y'all need Jesus.
>>34638160I should have been born a princess with a harem. I like so many types. I don't want to be a prostitute or a camwhore I only want to have sex for fun
>>34638171I do, but over things that are actually shameful. Like making mistakes at work or other things that affect others.
>>34638172I get that, what’s confusing to me is that the foids usually pretend to be more difficult to get than this. We’re all breaking girl code all at once I guess?
>>34638180Yeah, you're only ashamed of things that damage your reputation. That's not true shame for doing the wrong things, that's pride feeling humiliated for having been exposed. Kinda like how you had a meltdown when your gf told your friends about your sexual depravity.
>>34638106MI check all the boxes of all the retardations.
>>34638172Even if that post weren't obviously typed by male hands, imagine how whorish men have to be to be available for anyone to just grab and fuck any hour of the day. The supply of dick is blatantly far, far larger than the demand.
>>34637618MI pray the Jesus prayer several times a day. I say the Lord's prayer in the morning.I pray the Trisagion prayer whenever I hear an ambulance or fire truck or whenever I find myself dwelling on my relationships with other people.I also occasionally pray a Hail Mary. I ask the Holy Spirit to guide my prayers.
>>34638179Poor baby. You’re loved
>>34638186>The supply of dick is blatantly far, far larger than the demand.Shoddy supply too.
>>34638187Very good.
>>34638189Yup. Most guys have horrible pump game or cum way too quickly or are just small
>>34638184It's not about damaging my reputation, it's about being an inconvenience to others. Even when it's not my fault, I hate when something at work goes wrong and I need to let the people's it affects know. I'm too empathetic with the disappointment, frustration, and even resigned apathy of people who are trying their best and still get fucked over by circumstance.
>>34638179And I should have been born in a Solarpunk utopia where men don't exist and I can have all of the exhibitionist lesbian sex that I want, but shit happens.
>>34638197Yeah, because you're worried about losing your reputation as not being an inconvenience, we get it.
>>34638180You're missing out. The shame makes sex hotter.
>>34638199Okay, don't listen to me then.
>>34637992This is true it happened to me
>>34638201I don't understand how. Shame feels like shit. It's like the justified version of embarrassment.
Women without a double digit body count, where do guys find your type so they can seek to date and pursue a relationship?
>>34638103>>34638122>>34638164Sequentially or simultaneously?What was the their relationship status and yours?Did you know them before?
>>34638191I would lose my mind if I couldn't pray.
>>34638213Understandable, everyone would.
>>34638207There's an appeal in comfort, but there's also one in embarrassment. It's exhilarating the same way as doing something dangerous is.
>>34638212I'm the last quote.>Sequentially or simultaneously?Simultaneously.>What was the their relationship status and yours?At first they were a couple and I was single, then we were all together.>Did you know them before?I knew one of them well and the other a little.
>>34638216Try convincing a fat person that they only enjoyed the first few bites, ntaThe coldness in this characters descriptions of sexual partners and acts is indicative of the level of enjoyment. A good fuck should have you rambling for 20 minutes passionately
>>34638218Are you the fff girl?
>>34638216Danger is fun, but shame doesn't give me the same rush at all. I guess I've enjoyed things that were dangerous and I'd be ashamed of being associated with it. Does that count?
Imagine taking pride in your own wretchedness and using it as a means to boast unironically.
>>34638103M1. Adding anybody else to the sex would defeat the point of sex in my eyes
>>34638221No. I've only done FFM.
>>34638221That's JH you dense idiot.
>>34638220Some people can separate sex and love. There is a huge diff between a fling, a hookup, a fwb, and boyfriend sex. Not everyone is neurotic
>>34638222Like choking yourself out to get off and your poor dad having to find you like this and calling an ambulance?
>>34638227Sorry won’t happen again
>>34638228I think separating sex from love is pretty neurotic but different strokes (heh)
>>34638230That's pretty shameful, yes. Being unable to protect yourself from your own dangerous decisions is definitely something to be ashamed of.
>>34638228I dunno hearing you talk about your work it feels like you’re pot and I’m kettle. What medications are you prescribed? Bupropion?
>>34638211I hang out in the same locations as my slutty friends. You can tell me apart by my being ugly and fat.
>>34638218Do you still have sex with both?
>>34638237Yes, we've moved in together.
>>34638233>unable to Oh you're perfectly able to protect yourself from your own degeneracy, you simply don't want to because you think it makes you based and desirable to be so "in tune and experimental with your sexuality". You think it means you're full of life and a valuable addition to someone's sex life but in reality it just makes you gross and hard to be around.
>>34638103I cannot fathom how a woman can get dicked three times a day and still be horny.That seems like abnormal libido, likely nymphomania. There are pills for it.
>>34638241What if it was fake dick or no dick at all?
>>34638240I'm able to parae what's safe and worth doing now. My statement was about a time in my childhood where I couldn't, and I did shameful things like hurting myself for sexual gratification. The rest of your post is just word vomit. You don't know me at all, and the made up version of me that you fantasize about has taken up way too much real estate in your head.
>>34638241The suppressive pressure of the decent femanons is gone and the beasts emerge. We give em shit but they’re angels if they scare off whatever this is.
>>34638239That actually makes sense. A woman fucking multiple male strangers on her birthday and then never interacting with them again doesn't.
>>34638244Tell me, when your gf told your mutual friends about the depraved shit you're getting off to, did she do that because she was so proud of you or because she was disgusted and wanted them to validate that disgust?
>>34638241I was having fun travelling. My libido was worse as a teen my first bf dumped me for wanting sex too much and told on me to his mom for trying to make him fuck me by the water all the time. She told me I was allowed to fuck him in their house
>>34638246I'm the birthday one. They weren't strangers and only two of them were men.
>>34638246Sounds like the actions of somebody who values different things than I do. I might not agree with it, but I accept that someone could find enjoyment from something even if I wouldn't. All I can say about it is that I hope that they were safe about it, I guess.
Anons it’s one of my people’s favorite holidays today.
>>34638246The only girls I’ve met who engage in that do it as sexual trauma management or drug withdrawal coping. Even the sluttiest hoes need a little more to get going than to get 3 guys in a day, especially sober.
Saw her on facebook in the arms of another award
>>34638250>She told me I was allowed to fuck him in their houseKek.
>>34638249The first option. Though it was more that she was proud that she had gotten to know me so well and wanted to show off our closeness. She definitely chose to share things she should've asked for permission to share first, but I follow her inebriated logic.
>>34638268Yeah, sure.
>>34638269Any more questions? Or would you prefer to keep making up your own versions of my motivations, thoughts, and life events so you can shitpost?
>>34638270No more questions, I already know you can't sleep at night.
>>34638270What’s your meds stack you didn’t answer before
>>34638274You don’t have any shame fucking a shit load of people why would you clam up about this? It’s an order of magnitude more socially acceptable
>>34638273I sleep pretty well, unless I make coffee after seven.>>34638274Does this have a meaning I don't know, or are you asking if I'm on any medications? Because either way, I don't think I've been asked that question. I have no prescriptions, but I do take caffeine pills sometimes.
>>34638279>I sleep pretty wellYour frequent posting until it's basically your wake up time again tells a very different story.
>>34638279See, I just don’t believe you. How’s the sexual trauma front?
>>34638241there is nothing pathological about being horny you piece of shit
>>34638283There’s nothing pathological about spiting your father
>>34638280I go to bed around eleven at night and wake up around five in the morning. If I didn't, I'd be too tired to go to work. Idk if you're actually confused or just trying to shitpost, but either way maybe you are the one who needs more sleep.
Why'd femanon do that 2 me
>>34638282You don't believe me about the medications I take? Well I can't really do anything about that, so believe what you want.>How’s the sexual trauma front?I don't think I've made any progress on that since I was in therapy as a kid. I'm mostly still just learning to properly process the bad thought patterns and biases that my trauma led to. Idk if I'll ever be able to unpack whatever is left of the trauma itself, I wouldn't even know where and to what extent to look.
>>34638289Nta but maybe start looking in the places you defend so fiercely by claiming they are neutral or even good when everyone points out they aren't. Seems like the obvious and logical thing to look at if you're stuck.
>>34638289I’m sorry to hear.
>>34638283
>>34638258It's essentially the equivalent of Tinder usage but when you're on Tinder there's a pretense of decency up to the encounters. But the process of finding men to just fuck and then forget about is the same.
>>34638106MExceptionally
>>34638296I’ve been pretty openly hostile to girls on tinder ive randomly hooked up with
>>34638291Sounds reasonable. I've addressed things as they've come up in therapy and in my friendships/relationships. I feel that I haven't really found anything new that the people in my life point out as bad that could be associated with trauma, though. Right now the main thing is that everyone keeps telling me I should drink less coffee.
>>34638292It's alright. I feel the happiest and most secure I've felt in as long as I can remember, so all my progress so far must've done something.
>>34638307Maybe that's because you've surrounded yourself with people that are sick in the same way as you and thus have become blind to the sickness.
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I've been liking this one girl's Instagram stories sometimes. I don't follow her on Instagram though and she doesn't know who I am. We're the same age and also she's a streamer. Is this creepy behavior?
>>34637901Wtf, why?
>>34638311I don't think so. I've finally made good friends outside of my close friends' acquaintance circle, and it's been pretty smooth. I get so anxious before doing new shit but feel comfortable enough around them when I finally get there.
>>34637882>about a topic you have no interest inNo, why would I do that? Sometimes youtube tries push rage bait into my feed, but I choose not to watch that shit.
>>34637880A sammich.
>>34638039Pretty sure it would help against spam and trolls
