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I'm a khhv but I've had phone sex with two different women from soc, and with both of them the experience was incredibly corny and cringe. They wanted to do stuff like role-playing and dirty talk, and the whole thing just felt very contrived, reddit/tumblr coded, and gay
my question is, is irl sex cringe like this too? Or did I just happen upon two unusually cringe women / is this just an issue with phone sex
if this is just how sex is then I'm not even interested in it anymore
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>>34635023
More or less, yeah. Except when you both actually love each other. Sex with someone you love is like, peak human experience. Too bad women are evil and only love you if you were born with the right face.
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>>34635023
Here's some food for thought. Do you think the phone sex was cringe because it was sex, or because it wasn't?
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>>34635023
>ny question is, is irl sex cringe like this too?
Yes. Please don't ever try to have it, and everyone will be happy.
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>>34635023
you think they were women but there's app that could change voices, you know that right?
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>>34635023
I think it's fun to cuddle naked. Most fetishes are weird.
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>>34635023
nope
phone sex is both cringe and not very good
same with all the porn stuff ive tried irl
>group sex is gay and awkward
>anal is worse than pussy
>69 isn't as hot as it looks
>roleplay any further than "im tough and you've been naughty" is some weird performative bullshit, not sex
>a show like scrubs or the office is better at putting her in the mood than porn
they make all this gross shit look fun, to fuck with the goyim or whatever

whereas I've felt some kind of magic happening when I fucked the girl I loved for the 4th time in a row
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yes its cringe
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>>34635023
It's not the sex - it's the play-acting, which a lot of people find a little too silly or embarrassing to sustain a sexual mood. When the person is really there and the sex is actually happening, it is VERY much better.
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>>34635023
dirty talk and roleplaying in general can be really, really cringe. even irl. phone sex is overall an dumb experience.

i think doing some dirty talking can be fun irl (or hell if i wanna be crazy in text once in a blue moon) but maybe it’s just because im an autist but id rather it be quiet.

also wtf were they like roleplaying and saying?? curiosity killed the cat
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>>34635041
>Too bad women are evil and only love you if you were born with the right face
Exactly. That's why trying to birth ugly children is a moral failing
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>>34635023
beign cringe is ok sometimes.

but yeah dirty talk is corny.
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>>34635023
>is irl sex cringe like this too?
Yes it is, but even more awkward because of condoms and positions, and shit.
I keep telling incels that sex just isn't all it's made out to be but they never believe me.
There was one woman I had good sex with and that was because I didn't give a fuck about her and simply used her as a sex object for about three months.
All the rest has been "meh".
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>>34635023
>the whole thing just felt very contrived, reddit/tumblr coded, and gay
correct phone sex usually is.
>is irl sex cringe like this too?
it's all down to you, relax, be a chad, but also be a gentleman. learn how to please a woman and you will have a good time. women really want a dominant man, women who don't are too fucked to bother with.
i suggest you hang on to your V card, find a wife, get married and live happily ever after. choose a good woman and she will make the sex good too.
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>>34635023
Sex is a bit like that unless you're in love



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