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>want to have a nice day with the family
>go to some trampoline park for my nephews
>there's a 10/10 college Stacy practicing gymnastics
>day is immediately ruined
Do I have to deal with this for the rest of my life?
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80% chance she is a horrendous bitch who will ruin your life in ways you can't conceive. remember that the inside is probably rotten, then the fruit does no look so appealing anymore.
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>>34638729
Why does it ruin your day? I dislike attention whores in public too but it doesn't ruin my day. Why is it ruining yours
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>>34638798
Because it reminds me that I'll never have a girl like that
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>>34638847
Why would you want to? Based on your description it's a grown adult woman who really wants to show off ass and cameltoe at a kid's playpark for her 'gymnastics'. Im gonna assume it was the usual attention whore attire? Leggings or yoga pants right?
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>>34638782
>>34638860
OP is a fucking retard (obviously) but you are also coping hard here. He's seething about just the sight of hot girl in public, and here you are seething over just the *description*.
>hurr durr she must be a horrendous bitch
Possibly. But for all you know she is likely very nice and better company than either of you two faggots.
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>>34638897
Stop white knighting you won't get pussy from it. Women doing gymnastics in kids play parks are weird as fuck. Unless she is with her own kid and she just wanted to get the workout done at the same time as letting her kid play in a park, fine whatever. But if it's a woman without kids or a man doing that, that's fuckin weird
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>>34638921
>you won't get pussy
You would be the expert on that anon.
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>>34638933
Yeah what do I know, I'm only a married dude with kids. And I'm telling you if a gym bunny slut is at a kid's playpark flipping and stretching ass and legs for her 'gymnastics' in the same space where mothers and fathers and their kids are at, it means the woman is clearly fucked in the head
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>>34638729
pretty much yeah. i live in nyc and every once in a while i'll see a supermodel tier woman on the street, its killer
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>>34638946
>I'm only a married dude with kids

>socially calibrated man who has had sex
>agreeing with stick figure autist
>on anything
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>>34638953
Yeah so? Just because I'm a married normie family man doesn't mean autists or what you call 'incels' are incorrect. It's been my observation that 9/10 times they are usually correct in their social observations. People just dislike their bluntness and lack of nuance about it. But at least they're honest. An attention whoring slut in lycra or spandex flaunting ass at a kid's play park is peak dishonest.
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Bump
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>>34638847
Bro, you're literally stronger than her. You could just take her
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>>34639485
Then I'll get arrested
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>>34638946
>I'm only a married dude with kids

As if that said anything lol. Everyone can be muh married. But men who are married to awoman they are actually happy with after they had all their experiences and hit some gym bunny college girl pussy don't seethe about seeing hot girls in public.
This kind of behaviour is typical for guys who settled with some chick they aren't even really into because they're convinced they can't do any better and won't get another chance.
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>>34639703
I don't care that I see them in public. I just don't appreciate them hovering around kids in their playparks doing their slut shenanigans around kids, it's spooky behaviour. Yeah you say everyone can be muh married so why aren't you? Because I bet my left nut you're not. And you are going to do that gay routine of lecturing about experiences you've never even had.
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Stick figure incel spam
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>>34639714
>Yeah you say everyone can be muh married so why aren't you?

Why the fuck would I ever entitle my girlfriend to half of my shit in exchange for zero tangible benefit? Its just a signal for women that its time to get fat and stop putting out, nothing more.
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>>34639807
>Its just a signal for women that its time to get fat and stop putting out, nothing more.
How would you know? You ain't been married. See what I mean? Talking about things you ain't experienced as if you know what's on the other end of it. Anyway the reason why you would 'entitle' a girlfriend to half of your shit' would be if you actually want to do something called 'sharing a life together' also known as 'pairbonding' which occurs when you choose to practice something called 'love'. Sometimes young men try at it and they pick a dumb slut and try to love her and it turns out she is a trainwreck and they get their first heart ache and they become all jaded like you are. But once you get good at spotting who the sluts are and who the women are, you can confidently pick a good woman to marry. Big hint: The slut who does down-dog in lululemon leggings in broad daylight in front of kids ain't the one you wanna marry. That's the type who takes half your shit and bails
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>>34638847
Just shoo her away by hitting on her. There, free trampoline for your newphews.
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>>34639836
>Talking about things you ain't experienced
I've lived for over a decade with my current gf, and no sign of stoping. NO clue what you#re blubbering about.
I assume you're one of those third world hillbillies who still think marriying is a coming of age rite where you finally move out from your parents and start your own life. Sorry to say, that is no longer the case outside of dusty trailer parks and sweltering African countries. I know, I know., But outside your dusty trailer park, the world has kept turning and the mores of the year 1870 are no more.
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>>34638729
You thank the gods for giving you two sources of joy in one day - time with your family and the purely aesthetic pleasure of seeing something beautiful.pleasure of seeing something beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbkxjlBjGM8&list=RDTbkxjlBjGM8&start_radio=1



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