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Are you still living an extended childhood, or are you living your best adulthood and making your parents proud?

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>>34640043
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I want to bully a man with phimosis.
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>>34644203
>Are you still living an extended childhood, or are you living your best adulthood and making your parents proud?
My mom still buys my clothes and I'm 22
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>>34644203
I’m working out my neck to look like bane for Batman. What do you think anons?
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>women who have babies late will have handicapped children
Disproven to be that it's men's shit quality sperm that makes defective babies.
Delete your trash thread
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>>34644203
I need to cuddle with a small or flat breasted woman
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It's late and I'm hungry. Anyone want anything from In-n-Out?
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>>34644220
Nice traps bro mirin
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>What women find attractive in men
Height, unchangeable
Money, extremely difficult
Status, nearly impossible
Muscle, years of dedicated work and rewiring your entire life
Penis size, unchangeable

>What men find attractive in women
Not fat, can be solved in months
Big boobs, can be solved in a few weeks
Not a huge bitch, honestly you can get away with it if you're hot enough
Shorter than him, statistically very likely
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>>34644217
why are you stuttering?
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>>34644220
That thickness is freaky. You use a neck harness?
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>>34644226
Harems and eunuch slaves is the natural order for society
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>>34644163
>>I'm bleeding out and don't want to clean that.
The bane of the menstrual folk
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>>34644220
If i work out a lot can i have Sydney sweeney's traps?
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>>34644226
Since you're pro plastic surgery, I'd just like to point out that limb lengthening surgery and penis enlargement surgery are things that exist.
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>>34644228
As I said previously since you offered. Vid of neck in clear view, mewing and unmew (hahahah qt cat hahaha) do from the front and side ideally but either one is enough to beat the Adams apple allegations
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>>34644236
Bro you're not gonna get anything that's not her
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>>34644220
*cums*
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>>34644203
>Are you still living an extended childhood, or are you living your best adulthood and making your parents proud?
I'm going to college but I don't have any friends there and I am basically a shut in who happens to shower, dress, and walk to and from class.
So I'm on the adult pipeline to a decent job, but I don't feel satisfied or fulfilled in any way. I want to connect with people who hold similar interests but the fear of rejection is a great filter to doing anything proactive socially. My parents may be proud of me for getting out of the actual shut-in phase and maintaining a good GPA but they know I'm unhappy.
I honestly want to be a livestreamer/youtuber. That is every zoom zooms dream nowadays but I've wanted to be one since watching the OG Minecraft youtubers.
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>>34644220
>>34644233
How about Anne hathaway's neck?
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I hate God
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>>34644233
Your shits significantly fuller, taller, and has more width than sweeneys. ‘Mired brah
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>>34644235
>limb lengthening
Illegal in first world countries for cosmetic purposes
Extremely expensive
Extremely painful
Extremely long process
You're basically crippled for 6-18 months

Yeah so unless you're extremely wealthy, limb lengthening is not something the average man can do

>penis enlargement
There is no surgical way to long term increase the length or girth of your erect penis.

You also risk losing penile function.
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>>34644228
no particular reason....
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>>34644226
Correct, life is inherently unfair and that will never change.
Now what? Do you play the hand your dealt or fold? The choice is up to you.
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>>34644245
SEXOOOOO
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Why are we hating kittenposter?
Do you just get hard over bullying people?
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>>34644250
I know life is unfair, I just want the gaslighting to stop.
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>>34644245
Look at her shoulder and neck width, collarbones, tiny traps, the muscle on the front of the neck and the fucking Adam’s apple. If you think you look anything like that you’re utterly delusional
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Yeah nigga. Imma fold. Fuck this shit.
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>>34644236
I dont know how to mew. Is it just moving your tongue up and down?

Towel method? I can bone smash, i have a hammer sitting around. Do you want me to bone smash?
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>>34644252
Namefags always get bullied. Thems the rules.
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>>34644253
It won't
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>>34644251
Anon that is an A-list celebrity
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>>34644226
Stop projecting your own utter desperation onto alk men, incel. Your wimen list is only sifficient for gutter trash like yourself, and yes women notice that all you care about is obtaining a wet. hole regardless of whom it us attached to.
It signals that you have the lowest staus that a man can possibly have.
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>>34644252
They do. Otherwise they wouldn't do it.
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>>34644260
Then I'll continue to bitch and moan then
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>>34644253
It never will, the people who benefit from it have no reason to admit their head start and others want to live in delusion that they aren't as fucked as they actually are.
People who don't get luckier in character creation can still make it, but it is an exponentially harder difficulty. Others just don't want to admit they beat the game on easy mode while others did it on a harder difficulty to put it in epic LEET gamer terms xD.
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>>34644203
We need an autistic anon to keep tabs on all the /atoga/nons like on r9k
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>>34644263
Men aren't nearly as picky when it comes to personality as women are, that's just what statistics says.
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>>34644265
Pussy
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State Gender
What headphones do you use?
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>>34644269
My penis is bigger than yours
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>>34644267
That's what my spreadsheet is for.
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>>34644264
When I try to think of a kind and caring person who never harasses anyone for no good reason, the name BlueValkyrie surely pops into my head long before anyone else, most surely.
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>>34644252
I don’t like liars. If you’re gonna attention whore do it honestly. If you’re gonna cope about getting called out and tell hundreds of obvious lies I get to feel like Colombo now
>>34644256
Put the back of your tongue on the roof of your mouth. Your Adams apple will move up. Everyone already does it in photos to make their jaw look better. But feel free to look up a guide it’s very simple
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>>34644273
>spreadsheet
Whats that like? let's see it.
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>>34644261
pussyposter....do you really think i don't know who anne hathaway is?
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>>34644272
So why's it all the way down your throat
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>>34644256
This is the jouissance of transgression. The smug obtuseness
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>>34644280
Yeah otherwise it sets off car alarms the next street over
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>>34644270
F picrel

>>34644276
not working.. jaw feels the same
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>>34644237
The average person in a first world country receiving plastic surgery is overwhelmingly satisfied with their procedure.

https://www.ccplasticsurgery.com/blog/plastic-surgery-satisfaction-statistics-what-patients-report
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fat fetishist anon could've saved him :(
where were you fat fetishist >:(
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>>34644281
>Go to youtube dot com
>search:
>>Family guy funny moments compilation
>Click first results
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>>34644284
Post a vid of you attempting to then. I’ll tell you if you’re mewing. Should be enough to silence these pesky haters anyway. Do it from the side, slightly turned toward the camera
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>>34644285
NTA
>Plastic surgery company only posts positive opinions about its services on its website
Hey anon, I know the real reason women don't want you, and it's because you're a fucking idiot.
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>>34644291
And her evidence was a YouTube video, you get back what you give out.
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>>34644226
>Big boobs, can be solved in a few weeks
bro wants to lie and claim he wants plastic bags when he wants natural
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>>34644289
https://youtu.be/pbm03NcEcvg?is=HNcP_Y-6-LFBTf1X
This is the right vid?
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>>34644270
F
$10 Bluetooth earbuds from Walmart
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>>34644283
So you're good at taking my giant supersonic nuts?
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>>34644286
>blond with blue eyes
men like that are such a rare breed, fuck me i missed out, he passed before i was even alive to love him :[
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>>34644295
>see you don't actually like big boobs

Uhuh, tell me more about what I really like
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>>34644270
none I listen to mommy asmr at full volume on my speakers
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I wish I was watching this with a gf, this is the kind of chick flick I like
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>>34644290
Mate, even if she were AFAB you still weren't going to get a video anyway. So what if she's trans and you have goon regrets, you shouldn't be using this thread for gooning material anyway. As long as she's not threatening suicide again or posting more pro-ana/pro-mia bullshit, your transvestigations are more annoying than if you'd just leave it alone.
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>>34644296
Why does peter griffin look like that..?
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>>34644268
because american simp/tradcon culture browbeats men into accepting cuntish behaviour. Aggravated by stuff like redpill, which tries to peddle BPDemon redflags as normal female behavioUr under AWALT.
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I gooned to her tucked girldick and honestly. I don't feel much shame
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>>34644299
wait I wasn't even alive either lol
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>>34644285
"Plastic Surgery is often misunderstood within the wider community and misconceptions reflect the influence of the media in highlighting certain aspects of the speciality. It behoves our professional organisations to highlight the importance of Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery within major tertiary referral centres."
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25455297/
Everyone still thinks it's the lowest form of entertainment of ego and should have no place in medical school except injury rehabilitation.
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I gooned to her neck
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>>34644310
>these random ass people know less than the people who actually got the procedures done

This means what?
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>>34644312
It means the general public still shits on people that have work done. Hard.
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>>34644297
>>34644301
Horrifying
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Lol nigga so starved for attention he's unironically arguing with bv
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>>34644311
why???
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>>34644314
hey they're good speakers!
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>>34644314
I use 15 dollar Chinese iems
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>>34644313
>the general public thinks that cosmetic surgery is less important than medically necessary surgery
And? Is this meant to shift the idea that "women can get big boobs easily by surgery" in any way?
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>>34644316
because you have a nice neck, would kiss
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>>34644316
Not the usual way I eat pussy, but with hoeflation the way it is...

>>34644318
Nice
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>>34644303
I’m asking for a video that it offered.
>>34644316
>>34644304
Where’s my video? I thought I was going to be epicly owned or something?
>>34644320
Just wait, you’re gonna get some quality material from an AFAB who only wants to feel desired
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>>34644322
YOU AREN'T GETTING A VIDEO. You're talking to a larper
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>>34644314
It's not like the stuff I'm streaming on Apple music or watching YouTube videos on my phone requires good headphones. I only use them while traveling I don't need headphones at home. I only buy headphones I can afford to lose.
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>>34644319
Yes. It's called shame.
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>>34644322
>Where’s my video? I thought I was going to be epicly owned or something?
ugh fine but i have to charge my phone. Its battery is broken
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>>34644325
>women can't get big boobs because shame
So basically, you have no argument.

There is nothing stopping women from achieving big boobs. I don't even know how you drew the conclusion from that study that the general public looks down on cosmetic surgery because that's not at all what that study suggested whatsoever. The study suggests that the general public overwhelming associates non-medically necessary cosmetic surgery with plastic surgeons. No mentions of anything else are suggested.
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>>34644323
I think it’s you who’s larping. I’ve argued with kitroon before this is “it” to a t. Unless you mean I’m arguing with a troon who’s pretending to be a woman and then I agree.
>>34644326
Thx dear
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The dating world would be so much better if men were completely blind
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>>34644326
No woman has ever had a dead phone battery
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>>34644328
What am I larping as lol. You gullible dumbass
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>>34644327
>There is nothing stopping women from achieving big boobs.
>Why no, women haven't been conditioned for centuries to make decisions based on other's opinions.
>Why would you think that?
Cut off your dick and transition for a little bit. You'll figure it out.
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>>34644330
How would that help
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>>34644335
cuz then they couldnt reject women for not looking like the 10/10 pornstars they watch
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>>34644333
Nothing you said contradicts this statement "Men like big boobs, this is something that women can easily achieve"
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>>34644336
Women don't ask men out, how are they getting rejected?
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m-24

>>34644203
>Are you still living an extended childhood?
I currently live with my parent's still. I have a three year plan that will land me my own house, up front in cash paid in full. I pay rent to them and help with general property repairs, cooking, cleaning and occasionally pay a fair amount extra when they are unable to pay their mortgage. Due to their decision to move to an extremely rural town, I have had to start my own buisness and start from the ground up. I refuse to marry and give birth to a child without a dedicated financial foundation I can support them with. As a man, I want to provide a home, food and water for my wife and child knowing that it can NEVER be taken from me. I will not go into debt to buy over inflated real estate in this market, I am putting everything I own into this plan.

>>34644226
>Feminine traits I am attracted too:
Physical attributes: I don't generally care about height, weight, bust etc at all. I don't have any vices, and don't want any of that in my life no addictions, no drugs, no drinking, no smoking.

Mental attributes: I'm looking for someone who shares my interests: I like foraging, making music, robotics, cooking and art. I'm curious and want to learn about your favorite things, so people who are self absorbed or shy are difficult for me to really connect with on a deep level.

Emotional attributes: I need someone who is emotionally developed enough to compromise, admit they can be wrong and grow. When it comes to sharing emotions I need a partner, someone I can trust and who trusts me with their deepest secrets and regrets.

I consider myself generally ugly. (fat, bags under eyes, unkempt hair but well dressed, made a cologne I designed myself from scratch, somewhat muscular in the legs and arms)
But am not looking for female attention currently.

>>34644267
I was diagnosed as autistic as a child, but masked it well enough to be labeled neurotypical by a neurologist when I was a teen.
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>>34644337
Men will say they hate fake boobs in the same breath as liking big boobs and then also include that they hate fat women too.
You are an idiot.
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>>34644338
idk you tell me and all the other femcels that exist
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>>34644340
I get to use this so soon into the thread. Men PREFER girls with big boobs which are natural. This does not mean that girls with big boobs which are fake are somehow disliked. The general statement holds, big boobs are desired by men with a preference for natural if possible.

> then also include that they hate fat women too.
Yes men like thin women with big breasts. These are not mutually exclusive ideas and can be achieved by the average woman.
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>>34644341
There's not such thing as a femcel.
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>>34644343
>This does not mean that girls with big boobs which are fake are somehow disliked.
Nope. That's explicitly what that means. If you aren't born with big boobs, getting surgery means you cheated and are hated. Because they enjoy the mechanical aspect of the boob fetish which mostly can't be enjoyed on fake boobs.
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>>34644336
I think you might just be ugly babe I'm a 6 and I do ok when I try
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>>34644345
Go ahead and back that up with some scientific evidence.

Show me a study which says that men actively dislike fake big boobs.
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>>34644346
well i can’t help being ugly now can i ?
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>>34644348
So ask out an ugly guy. Have you even tried?
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>>34644348
If you're just ugly, you could still get a pity fuck from a pretty guy.
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>>34644349
i have social anxiety
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Girls, hi
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>>34644347
Ok
https://www.gosanangelo.com/story/life/columnists/amy-alkon/2017/06/22/theres-reason-silicone-may-turn-guys-off/410841001/
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>>34644352
hello anon
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>>34644353
>asks for scientific evidence
>gets some random opinion piece by some no name journalist in no name newspaper

lol
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>>34644357
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15306344/
He quoted this btw
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>>34644360
Just because something is on pubmed does not mean its quality scientific literature

That said, yeah obviously men like thin waists and big boobs, come on
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>>34644221
>it's men's shit quality sperm that makes defective babies.
That's not the case. A man's sperm morphology and motility can be damaged, sure, but it only affects the fertility rate. It does not affect and has never affected the development of the baby. There's a reason why older women are prescribed supplements and medications to counteract pregnancy complications due to their old age. It's because older pregnancies have issues more commonly.

No one is blaming women for that, it's something they cannot control. But don't be a petty bitch and deny reality just because you feel like you wasted your eggs
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>>34644360
1. Study from 2003
2. I just speedread the study and at no point were surgically augmented breasts ever brought up
3. The study just confirms that men like women with big boobs and small waists because it probably signals the right hormone profile for breeding

Are you just pulling things out of your ass at this point?
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if I can't get a job soon I'm gonna have to sell my bussy U_U
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Hey, you are lovable, gender. But looksmax and learn social subskills.
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>>34644370
>learn social subskills
why dont you just euthanize me
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>>34644370
What skill tree should I focus on? I’m between barter, Ebonics, and Betamaxxing
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I read an article that before you should start dating that you should make a list to help guide you on what you're looking for in your potential partner and rank those things.

So I ended up with this list, I don't think I'm doing it right?

1 = Non-negotiable
2 = Heavily Preferred
3 = Slightly preferred

White or Asian looking (1)
5'4" or under (2)
Not fat (1)
Bangs (2)
Black or blonde hair (2)
Big boobs (2)
Good ass (2)
Likes wearing short skirts (3)
Submissive (1)
Sexually deviant (1)
Wants kids (1)
Is nice (1)
Loves me (3)
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>>34644362
>>34644366
>>34644353
Come on, morons. Read the explanation in the negatives. Men finding out you have fake boobs is like being trans. If moids get angry for being decieved they start killing.
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>>34644351
So you know it's a skill issue and blame your looks anyway? Damn you really area femcel.
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>>34644378
>come on guys, just make shit up that wasn't said, for me

lol you're so fucking stupid
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>>34644379
can a person not be ugly and have social anxiety all the sudden?
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>>34644377
Article
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>>34644377
>Is nice (1)
>Loves me (3)

This fucking got me, 10/10
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I like doing squats because my thighs get all sore and it makes my orgasms feel better >///<

thanks for reading my blogpost :333
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>>34644377
>Is nice (1)
>Likes wearing short skirts (3)
anon you are a GOONER
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>>34644377
Shit like height, bangs, and a tendency to wear short skirts doesn't belong on that list it should be more geared towards the "wants kids" type things.
>>34644381
You can, but you can't also be a bitch. If you are ugly and awkward you have to be nice or literally nobody is going to like you.
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>>34644388
thanks, let me just wish away my awkwardness and social anxiety so i can finally get a bf
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>>34644386
Short skirts, and stocking make me fucking feral, I don't know why.

>>34644388
I thought about adding shit like 'is loyal' but that's just so obvious it doesn't need to be said.

I don't care if she has a job, I don't care what education she has, I don't care what her hobbies are. I only care that she's happy which is just obvious.
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>>34644385
Do butt exercises(it helps you poop and it helps your vagina/hips if you'rea guy)
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>>34644302
I'm gonna watch it another day
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>>34644286
He knew things and couldn't say anything so he took drugs, thats my theory
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>>34644373
Aren't Jews inherently high in verbal intelligence?

>>34644377
>Loves me (3)
This is why moids deserve less.
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>>34644339
No one cares bro
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>>34644368
Yo
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>>34644377
And then when you meet a girl are you supposed to score her and lowest score wins? Like golf?
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>>34644377
Holy fuck you niggas are out here building character sheets to go on dating wtf. Just talk to a nigga God damn we are all gonna die
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>>34644402
hold on, I haven't given up on getting a job yet
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>>34644203
Who would want to have a kid on this gore horror world?
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>>34644405
Well I have a job for you
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>>34644404
>talk to a nigga
Read the first line, White or Asian looking (1).

Not talking to blacks is a non-negotiable
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>>34644392
what butt exercises do you recommend? my ass is very boney at the moment
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>tfw no bf who'll let me call him weird pet names
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>>34644412
Like what?
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>>34644413
sailor boy
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>>34644370
>social subskills
I'm slowly figuring out general rules, what the hell are the subskills
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>>34644270
>What headphones do you use?
I don't. But if I did, it would be Sennheiser Momentum 5.
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>>34644414
This is extra funny if he has shown no interest in the navy or boating in general
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>>34644414
That's not that weird
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>>34644408
are you gonna offer me a job as a waiter? :D
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>>34644391
Do you care about what kind of place she wants to live? Would you move to a city or the middle of nowhere for a woman?
Do you care about how she treats other people not just you?
Her morals and values?
There's more to think about.
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>>34644408
Have we got a show for you
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>>34644419
nta but your local sushi spot is almost certainly hiring
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>>34644414
Isn't that a little gay? You know what the lads get up to out at sea...
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>>34644415
Once you get to level 50 on the main tree you can spec into subskills like manipulation, jokes and wit, negotiation, etc
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>>34644414
will you make me dress like a sailor boy too?
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>>34644423
dont ruin it for me
besides, its supposed to be a sailor moon reference
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>>34644419
Oh yeah, you gon serve me alright
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>>34644410
Frog pumps
Deep squats
Kegels
Barbell/dumbell hip thrusts
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>>34644366
>The study just confirms that men like women with big boobs and small waists because it probably signals the right hormone profile for breeding

Married man here, I can confirm with 100% unequivocal accuracy that this is true. Men love big breasts, my wife is non-obese with J cup. I count myself to be a very lucky man. I have slept my head on her breasts, I fondle them often, I plant my face in between them and when we had kids and she started lactating I got my freak on. When a woman has large breasts, the man cannot keep his hands off of her, that's just a fact. She becomes a sensory addiction for a man. If or when the man is able to bag the big boob girl, he has the same feeling in him as winning the lottery or finding a briefcase full of gold or diamonds.

Men want the woman with big, rounded, juicy knockers. We always have and always will.

The problem is that women want petite/smaller tits. Even the big breasted women hate their own big boobs and envy smaller boob girls. Because women typically always want to identify with what is small/cute/petite. And they feel having big boobs ruins that vibe for themselves.
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>>34644427
w-why do you have that saved on your computer anon....
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>>34644426
>sailor moon reference
Hwa?
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>>34644429
Imagine the sag
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>>34644424
Oh, I'm already specc'd into manipulation and adjacent subskills. Mostly as a precautionary measure. Partly because I think in order to get a more wholistic understanding of a subject you need to know the good and the bad.
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>>34644431
Heh... Every artist needs his inspiration...
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>>34644426
You want to see him change his clothes with a transformation scene? Now we're getting very gay.
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>>34644420
Yeah, I don't care where we live. I'm a homebody.

I don't care how she treats others as long as she's civil to my family.

Morals and values?
Outside of just general social skills and being kind, I don't particular care? I think the vast majority of people are good-hearted.
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>>34644364
Do shut up. There are countless studies which indicate that older fathers are more likely to have autistic children. For example: https://www.nature.com/articles/mp201570
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>>34644427
that looks uncomfortable
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Girls, how would you feel if your boyfriend turned out to be bisexual?
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>>34644433
>Imagine the sag
Natural big tits all have a bit of sag, that's actually one of the attractive aspects to it. And why fake tits are weird as shit to look at. Nothing better than that weight droop of an ample big teardrop shaped breast, rounding out and spilling over the cup of an attractive bra. Fuck I love my woman's tits. I'm outta here to go motorboat them see ya
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>go out yesterday
>be called 'beautiful' and 'pretty' on 3 occasions
>girls near our table eyefuck me
>am a 33yo man
>chronically single for 4 years now
>they never flirt back even when I make a move
literally why
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>>34644429
This is you, anon, not "men". I prefer smaller breasts, like many other guys.
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>>34644442
>Girls, how would you feel if your boyfriend turned out to be bisexual?
I'd ask him if he was serious about being in a committed relationship with me and not to lead me on, to be decisive and ask what he really wants.
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the moids are larping as liking flatties again
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>>34644446
Most men prefer large breasts, don't act like a woman and pretend because minority opinions exists that it dismisses the majority opinion.
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>>34644446
Why did you reply unironically
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>>34644449
I like the flat chest on
>her
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>>34644440
>Nature.com
God you're so desperate.
I can find you a study that links autism to painkillers
I can find you a study that links autism to RotaVaccines
I can find you a study that links autism to baby formula
I can find you a study links autism to single mothers
I can find you a study that links autism to childhood neglect
I can find you a study that links autism to fungal spores (aspergillus niger fungus, yes that's a real fungus thought to cause autism)
I can find you a study that tried to link autism with lead paint.
I can find you a study that links autism to pregnant mothers who smoke cigarettes

You are an imbecile. There is no unified consensus on what causes autism. The reason for so many conflicting studies or juxtapositional correlation is because we do not know what truly causes autism directly.

But what requires not a lot of study and has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt is that women's eggs that are old are defective and have higher risks of complications for the baby.

Because women cannot replace their eggs like men replace their own sperm. When a female is born, all of her eggs are stored in the ovaries from birth. Every egg she will ever have is produced when she is a fetus. And if she lets those eggs rot away for 30+ years, they spoil and problems can happen.
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>>34644445
femboys creep me out so much please get them away from me
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>>34644449
I’ll take it
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>>34644446
>This is you, anon, not "men"
Stop pretending to be charitable. The flat chested BPD/autist foids on this thread won't fuck you for pretending to like small tits.
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>>34644414
I'll call my gf peachtree
Because her ass is like a peach and it makes me hard like wood
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>>34644455
I personally think I cause autism because I'm me and I have autism.
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>>34644440
>My father had me at 45
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>>34644439
How can a person this naive exist on 4chan?
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>>34644442
Break up
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>>34644457
Youngshit, why are you like this? Just because you had certain early life advantages doesn't mean you should pull the ladder up after you.
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>>34644442
I dated a bisexual guy. The idea of him sucking a dick is kind of arousing but it's not something I ever want to see him do. Doesn't really change anything other than making me look at his male friends the same way I would his female friends. Looking for signs they're into him.
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>>34644463
I'm just being honest dude. As long as she's pretty, is nice to me, and has some whimsy about her, I don't really care.
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>>34644467
You should care
And you will once you actually get serious about having kids with someone
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>>34644377
Good list, we can stop at first date
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>>34644465
Youngshit? I thought 21 was expired according to men.

>doesn't mean you should pull the ladder up after you.
how am i doing that?? I dont like femboys sorry they are creepy
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Do I dress like a fag? Is this the reason women won't talk to me?
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>>34644471
EJ, come on now. Don't be a ladder-puller.
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>>34644455
>I can find you a study that links autism to fungal spores (aspergillus niger fungus, yes that's a real fungus thought to cause autism)
definitely a channer having a laugh that thought up that name
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>>34644468
>What is it about normal boring panties that is so exciting to you?

Because it's familiar. Men get hard for what is familiar and feels like home. Normal plain panties just feel right, they feel like an old friend. They are better than thongs and g-strings because the wedgie is forced. A woman in full back panties who has an accidental wedgie is peak arousal. Especially watching her pull it out.
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>>34644473
You look like you’d be the coolest of the school shooter kids at a high school. What country? I don’t see Americans dressed like this
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>>34644457
Really kittenposter?
Its their month.
You can't be tolerant for 9 more days?
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>>34644475
Im not 'EJ' im kittenposter
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>>34644459
My gf, whom I met on atoga, has smallish breasts, and does fuck me, in part because I genuinely like them. So, the evidence does not support your claim.
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>>34644473
I dont think its your style thats the problem, I think the problem runs deeper than surface level anon...
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>>34644479
Femboys are the lowest order of 'human'. They are pitiful scum. Fuck the LGBT, all gays and queers need to get back in the closet and stay there. Just because they got molested and their asshole still whistles they want the world to know about how gay it made them. I would prefer them to be quiet
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>>34644473
Are you closeted or bi?
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>>34644473
Show us a different fit, cause unironically look like you'd be at the femboy convention >>34644473
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>>34644481
You were EJ again in February, and you're still STA too.
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>>34644457
It sucks being a facially 'pretty' male.p
I'd rather be jacked and yuge
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>>34644482
>In part because I genuinely like them
So you are a people pleaser who kisses people's insecurities to get your dick wet. Weasel shit. Just be honest for once in your life as a man, big breasts are very arousing and you prefer them over small tits. But you lie to yourself that you prefer small tits because you have esteem issues and you feel you can't get a big boob girl so you settle for the flat chested chick because you feel like she won't leave you if you pretend to like her flatboard body
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>>34644473
>still wears skinny jeans in 2026
Yes you look like a bisexual who never grew out of his emo phase
Some women are into that though
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>>34644463
Bro You're on 4chan. Home of shut in autists with no life experience and no exposure to women outside of anime and hentai.
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>>34644270
M
If I'm using wired headphones I use SHP9500's
If I'm using wireless I'm using Sony WXHM3's
Usually I'm using airpods
I can also recommend Soundcore C40i's if you want open ear earbuds
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>>34644455
>When a female is born, all of her eggs are stored in the ovaries from birth.
So all eggs are created when the mother is young and healthy, while sperm from an elderly father was created when he was old and unhealthy?

Also
>I'm going to ignore science because it doesn't suit my personal agenda
is not an argument.
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>>34644473
>Mom can you please buy me a trench coat
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>>34644484
I would prefer you be quiet
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>>34644489
>big breasts are very arousing and you prefer them over small tits.
But I don't. To me, small, firm breasts are far more attractive than large, saggy ones, and I'm not alone in this.
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>>34644473
Yes, obviously
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>>34644494
I really think they were being intentionally obtuse for the bit anon
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>>34644504
I haven't seen proof, but I heard rumors that women have a vagina underneath their panties.
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>>34644505
Nah nigga. After you see the 2nd and 3rd and 10th guy like that you start to think, yeah there's a pattern here.
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>>34644510
It's not just a 4chan bit. Their whole life is the bit. Leaning into the skid as they say. Getting better is hard but being worse on purpose at least makes people pay attention to you.
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>>34644478
I don't dress normally for my country either

>>34644485
No, I find gays to be moderately repulsive

>>34644486
Here you go

>>34644493
I find it very weird that every store these days wants me to either become a cowboy or a skater
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>>34644512
There is no way you've never sucked a dick come on
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more moids should post outfit checks
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>>34644487
You are confirming KP is male? Tell us the other boards he posts on.
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>>34644512
Hm maybe you're closeted.
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>>34644504
>But why panties? It's just underwear
Because they are designed to attract us men. That's the reason they are made from soft or sleek fabrics, like silk or satin or soft cottons, it's because it's pleasing to touch. There's a reason they have bright colors, either vivid or pastel, with cute designs or ornate prints or fancy visuals, it's designed to attract men. Men's sex drives are mostly optical. We get hard for the things we see with our eyes. Panties have always been designed to appeal to men.

Also
>>34644506
This. We know the woman's panties are filled to the brim with her vagina and her ass. And the panties are a turn on because they contain her womanhood.
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>>34644514
rather slit my own wrists and lap up the blood
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>>34644508
I'm going to force you to slice up like seven onions.
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>>34644519
No offense but you look like you might have done that before too
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>>34644521
correct
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>>34644512
>Here you go
Significantly better but I feel like I should tell you that slim pants are no longer effay, we're in a boxier era currently
>I find it very weird that every store these days wants me to either become a cowboy or a skater
Exhibit A
You can still keep your core style but you really should consider less form fitting pants.
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>>34644512
Your shirt is gay
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>>34644518
Wow new bait angle, "women's panties are soft for men's hands not so they're comfortable for women to wear" almost got me.
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>>34644512
>shirt

shogger detected
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>>34644525
Don't tell him how to dress, if he feels comfortable and likes his own style let him be.
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>>34644531
What do you mean? He's here for advice.

>Do I dress like a fag? Is this the reason women won't talk to me?
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>>34644534
What I can't compliment your work? Don't ruin it by being ungrateful.
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>>34644512
>>34644473
Women if this man approached you at a bar, would you say yes?
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>>34644539
What man?
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Men, what is more important to you, a woman who makes you feel safe and secure or a woman who makes you feel dominant and masculine?
no you can’t have both, dont be greedy.
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>>34644502
>But I don't. To me, small, firm breasts are far more attractive than large, saggy ones, and I'm not alone in this.

Yeah I know there's also other guys who pretend to like small tits to increase their % odds of finding an easy girlfriend. You can't fool me sir, I know your mating ritual, you have lied to yourself you don't like big tits because that would require effort to bag the big boob girl, so you go for the easy pickings of the small tit girl.

You and I both know that if a big breasted bombshell of a woman were to reverse cowgirl sit on your lap and flaunt her giant cans in your face, you would have a look on your face that would speak 1,000 words. A twinkle in your eye and lump in your pants.

Why you flat chest 'enjoyers' always gotta lie?
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>>34644539
I'd have to be in a bar for that to happen
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>>34644203
Girls, here is a hypothetical.
You are trapped on a desert island with 3 other women and 2 beefy chads. But you only have enough food for 4 people.
Would seduce of the chads to secure your access to food, or team with the other women to kill the chads?
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>>34644542
The latter I guess? I'm not looking for a surrogate mother
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>>34644531
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>>34644542
>r a woman who makes you feel dominant and masculine?
Obviously.

How is a woman, who I could easily over power supposed to make me feel safe?
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>>34644482
So the crush is your gf now
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>>34644542
A woman who makes me feel safe and secure. I don't need someone else to give me my masculinity. My masculinity comes from within, not from without.
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>>34644542
>No you can't have both
Oh well I am picking both, fuck you. I already got both in my woman. If you only provide one of those it means you gotta get good at love. I do the same for my woman, I make the little girl in her feel safe and cared for, but I make the woman in her feel desirable and pretty.
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>>34644545
I don't have the will to live here, you expect me to care on a deserted island with the prospect of starvation in front of me?
I ask one of the chads to beat me to death with a rock. Extend everyone else's food supply and I don't have to deal with any of it.
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>>34644542
Imagine if they turned all 4 of them into sex slaves
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>>34644543
Different men have different preferences. Only women are a monolith who all share the same tastes.
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>>34644542
Safe and Secure
I'm already confident in my dominance and masculinity
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>>34644549
Emotionally safe/secure, a woman you can let your guard down with and show vulnerability to, a woman who will comfort you and be there for you through thick and thin.
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>>34644551
Only male itt
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>>34644553
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>>34644558
Now you're adding in things like "if you pick the other option she's going to leave you"
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Women, thoughts on Brock Lesnars daughter
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>>34644559
Only tranny itt
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>>34644562
Some man needs to take one for the team to ensure that those genes live on and aren't lost.
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>>34644561
How did you get to that conclusion
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>>34644566
I think she's dating a linebacker
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>>34644562
She's cute and likes chubby guys.
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>>34644565
BV is actually one of the only 3 femanons confirmed to not be a tranny.
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>>34644567
>be there for you through thick and thin.
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>>34644565
Uwu somebody hurt lil buddies masculinity because it's outside of himself again.
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>>34644573
that just mean emotional support,
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>>34644572
An authentic biological vagina featuring the swamps of Dagobah...
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>>34644572
who are the other two?
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>>34644576
Yeah I don't really need emotional support.
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>>34644579
Me
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>>34644579
elf and me
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>>34644556
>Different men have different preferences. Only women are a monolith who all share the same tastes.
1-800-CMON-SON.
Come on man, just confess your desire for big tits. It's within you as a man. To deny big breasts is to deny a banquet in favour of breadcrumbs. Look man, your small titty gf isn't here in the thread she isn't going to scream at you for admitting what she cannot read. You aren't going to sleep on the couch tonight your GF isn't going to put you in the doghouse.

You are safe, you are among friends here and people that care about you. You don't have to be afraid of the itty bitty titty committee any more, you are safe my son. Admit the truth, large breasted women are what your heart desires.
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>>34644580
you only feel that way because toxic societal expectations on men to be stoic and not show weakness, everyone can benefit from emotional support
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>>34644572
>BV is actually one of the only 3 femanons confirmed to not be a tranny
And how did she confirm that? Only reliable way is to see what's between her legs. I'm guessing she sent slutty pictures of her autistic vagina to one of you retards?

>>34644574
>Uwu somebody hurt lil buddies masculinity because it's outside of himself again.
Get off 4chan and go find a man to care for you. You are angry because currently no man finds you worth it. Fix your attitude
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>>34644586
shes posted vocs
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>>34644585
I didn't say I couldn't benefit from it. I'm saying I don't need it and the marginal utility I get from emotional support is a lot less than that of a girl who makes me feel strong and dominant.
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>>34644586
>go find a man to care for you
Men don't do that.
>You are angry
You are trolling and projecting.
>Fix your attitude
I don't have one.
Fix your tiny dick.
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>>34644542
Safe and secure
I already feel masculine and dominate.
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>>34644588
>She posted VOCs
Like vocaroos? Voice clips? You autists really are as dumb as they say if you were duped by voice recording. I am saying 'she' is most likely a tranny. The way to tell is 'her' attitude. The way she types like a man, has the aggressive competitive mindset of a man, provoking arguments and trying to compete for intellectual points. It's a man behind that keyboard in a wig. Actual women are non-confrontational and don't waste their time trying to win retard debates with spergs on 4chan. The females that are here aren't tripfags, they don't make a lot of noise and they just lurk or occasionally post earnest replies.
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>>34644592
unless u ask chatgpt to summarize this down to a sentence or two, im not reading that shit
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>>34644449
I've always liked flatties
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>>34644590
>Men don't do that
How do you know? You a man?
>Fix your tiny dick.
What do you suggest? Cutting it off and turning it inside out to form a crude surgical wound to pretend it's a 'vagina' like you did, tranny?
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>>34644593
It's just an autistic gay man that thinks all men type in an absolute tone. Also they're extremely new and don't know I've submitted probably thousands of vocas.
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>>34644593
>I can't read
>Please I want it to be as short a children's story book
As I said autists are retarded. I will summarise. She is a tranny and voice recordings are spoofed easily. You are retarded, the end
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erm what's wrong with skinnyjeans?
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>>34644592
She’s not a woman in the sense that she’s a retarded fat bitch loud insecure bitch. But she’s female. We’ve heard the voice, there are pics. She’s what happens when a woman truly has nothing to offer. The reserved nature of other femanons comes from being attractive enough not to try too hard or look for any ego boost from the site.
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>>34644603
they dont look good on anyone
men should strictly wear cargo shorts
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>>34644598
>I've submitted thousands of vocas
Cool what voice changer did you use?
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>>34644607
None. And some of my vocas are quick responses.
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>>34644606
they look good on me
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>>34644585
any man that external emotional support is fundamentally unfit for reproduction. low agency, low responsibility, weak males need "emotional support" from women.
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>>34644612
way to prove my point right, you are brainwashed by society and dont even realize it
men deserve love and care too, to be pampered and treated with care, have more respect and value for yourselves.
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>>34644449
i have never lied about loving large chested women, its like a hypnotic gaze
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>>34644610
>Some of my vocas are quick responses
So what? Voice change software remains on if you just keep the program running. Doesn't matter. Why are you preying on gullible desperate autists who find it difficult to tell what you are?
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Gotta get off my ass and make French Onion Soup tomorrow, even though last time I made it I felt like a WWI soldier.
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>>34644619
>preying
Bv is abusing people by getting called a fat child abandoner? Bv has 0 simps
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>>34644617
Your experience is fundamentally informed by a set of biological and psychological differences that make any opinion you might have on male psychology or "brainwashing" meaningless.
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>>34644619
>Why are you preying on gullible desperate autists
Preying on them for what.
Gullible autists are not worth anything.
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>>34644623
There's the Zack faggot and probably a couple jeets
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I want to tittyfuck jewposter ngl
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>>34644619
You are either a newfag who needs to lurk moar, or you are kitten poster trying to run interference and distraction from the fact you got outed.
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>>34644619
This is an obvious attempt at a psiop. I’m not going to say what or who’s behind it, but anons in the know; think about it for half a second. And it’s a fucking retarded one too
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>>34644626
dont care, men deserve love and care just as gently and sweetly as women do, nothing you can say will make me feel otherwise,
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>>34644633
I say it's swiss again. Just to piss her off, and maybe that other guy too, either way.
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>>34644635
No.
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>>34644638
Then I simply don't give a fuck and they're a tranny chaser.
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>>34644617
>way to prove my point right, you are brainwashed by society and dont even realize it

NTA but as a man who has been with many women and currently married and have daughters, I can promise you that you are incorrect. There are well-intentioned women who claim they enjoy vulnerable men, men who can show their emotions, men who depend on women's nurturing instinct etc.

Those same women live to regret their mindset. Because when they marry that type of guy, she quickly finds out she will receive next to zero help when she is pregnant and after giving birth. When she is at hormonal lows the likes of which are bordering psychosis or post natal depression, that 'sweet vulnerable man' reveals himself to be a petulant manchild who didn't want a wife, he wanted a mommy. And he will expect you to wipe his ass and the kids ass. And you will hate it.

Men with two brain cells and two testicles understand not to seek emotional support from women. Because women can't even be of useful help to use, women are not problem solvers. Men are. And men don't want touchy mushy sentiments, we know you can't kiss away obstacles or life problems like financial debts or mortgages or deaths in the family. We understand the only way out of hard shit is to go through it, not sit there like a baby asking for mommy.

Men who act as emotional dependents on women are in a backwards mating ritual that leads to divorce down the line.
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>>34644488
Women dig pretty boys and Raiden is awesome
>>
It's crazy to me that there are Zoomers watching The Sixth Sense who go in not knowing the twist. Back in the early 2000s that twist was parodied and referenced all the time, I knew what it was before I ever watched it.
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>>34644635
I don't know who Swiss or kitty is. I don't browse ATOGA often and I don't have immature narcissism where I try to join highschool tier cliques as a grown adult on 4chan. Get a life and stop pretending to be a woman. I've seen many like you come and go. Voice changers are easy to use, and it's not hard to feed people images of real women you stole pics from off of social media. Tranny catfish all run the same script. You're a tranny
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>>34644473
>Do I dress like a fag?
Yes
>Is this the reason women won't talk to me?
No
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>>34644647
Is that like the song by korn
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>>34644648
>I've seen many like you come and go.
I can guarantee I've been here longer than you.
Of course you don't feel a need to socialize where there are women, you prefer tranny spaces.
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>>34644640
You don’t need to.

Someone else is trying to set a precedent of transvestigation on all femanons as well as one of doubting vocas. The standards for being considered an actual female are very reasonable but troons doth protest. No one’s tried to doctor a voca, the idea of bv being the first is asinine. Also there’s very little order around here and nobody gives a fuck, so if the gayop worked it would amount to the one doing it mentioning it at a later time and no one caring. Sorry troon, it’s extremely easy to tell the truth and extremely difficult to lie for extended periods, whoa who fucking knew
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>>34644645
so you A) generalize women based on the women youve known (probably less than a dozen out of billions) and B) generalize vulnerable men as also being manchildren and bad husbands
i really dont think you know what youre doing here
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If I come across a quiet man, how do I tell if he has lots of thoughts but chooses keep them to himself, or just has nothing going on in his head?
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>>34644655
Oh it's birdie.
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>>34644648
>kps internal self hating monologue
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>>34644654
You're a tranny. Even your name screams tranny "BlueValkyrie". Yeah yeah because you thought you could sell the image of femininity by naming yourself after a feminine myth? Typical tranny semantics it's like when trannies change their name from "John" to "Lilith" or "Luna-Sabrina-Valentine", going for over the top names that are hyper feminine to compensate.

It's drag queen shit, tranny shit. You might fool the autistic retards but you ain't fooling me tranny
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>>34644659
If does things he does them without mistake. Quiet men who think are trying to problem solve.
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femanon why arent you a cute vampire
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>>34644655
it's either kp or fat fetish anon
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>>34644664
new fag alert
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>>34644664
Be more obvious
>>34644668
Same shit yea
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>>34644666
I can't just buy blood off a reputable dude, or murder random people. I'm not rich or a politician.
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>>34644666
because I am scared of blood borne pathogens..
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>>34644657
nobody hates vulnerable, non-dominant, etc types of men more than other men
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>>34644668
idk whats happening but im innocent,
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>>34644645
>>34644612
Unironically, subhuman hands typed this garbage. It's incredible you feel you deserve to live a full life.
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>>34644676
Such rage much anger..
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>>34644542
A woman who makes me feel safe and secure. I want someone I can trust absolutely, who can peer deep inside my head and heart and accept me as I am.
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>>34644676
It's funny how calling these types of "men" out instantly reveals their true form: it's like if a rabid BPDemon was born male and stunted. Just vile, effeminate little gremlins waiting to lash out at any form of criticism. Totally fragile and unstable
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>>34644664
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Use this post to type out and post a prayer.
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>>34644657
>so you A) generalize women based on the women youve known (probably less than a dozen out of billions) and B) generalize vulnerable men as also being manchildren and bad husbands
i really dont think you know what youre doing here

I do know what I am doing, because I've had a life of experience with women and I am currently raising daughters who will become women. That should tell you, if you had good faith, that I know what I am talking about. That I understand how females think because not only have I lived with them, I raise them. I watch how they develop, and I understand the difference between male and female relations extremely well.

Women do not enjoy vulnerable men. Women are the dependents on men. Women need men to function and not falter, so they can feel safe and secure to nurture the young. A man who is losing his emotional composure does not make her feel secure it makes her feel anxious. The patterns of attraction dynamics between man and woman are very clear on this. If you want to try and think better of it, go ahead, but don't cry and complain when you get dead bedroom or a woman who starts looking for the exit because you couldn't handle your own shit.
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>>34644659
Yo that's me
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>>34644664
This is true but it's not only trannies that do the hyper feminine signaling online thing, ugly, old and especially fat women do it too. It's all those that want to harvest male attention and validation by hiding behind a screen because they can't do that irl where people know and see them.
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Can we talk about something important instead, like how do I meet cute otaku women?
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>>34644690
Animecon
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>>34644686
your repeated insisting that you're not "vulnerable" despite writing entire autistic word salad blogposts about that being a bad thing is lacking in self-awareness.
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The guy pissing bv off by calling her a tranny in increasingly verbose ways is kinda funny ngl. Anything that makes her shit herself out of anger is good in my books.
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>>34644683
I've seen less baseless psychologizing from narcissistic middle class housewives, the irony of babbling about how unmasculine every other man is, like a gay fashion designer complaining that male models aren't muscular enough for his tastes
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>>34644693
I could go there to see them, but how do you even cold approach at a convention? If I just walk up and am like
>Woah are you into Full Metal Alchemist as well? That's so cool! What's your discord :3
I doubt that ends well
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>>34644698
I'm not even effort posting. You have no skill.
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i think this girl wants me to steal her from her bf
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Women do you wanna hear the sound of me knocking on my tibia
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>>34644698
No one agrees samefage
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>>34644694
You're clutching at nothing now. Responding to tone of what is said to you and not the content of what you were told means you have nothing left to say. Like I said, go and be a big soft vulnerable man for the woman and then notice that she is drier than the Sahara between her legs. Have a big vulnerable cry and a tantrum and then enjoy the divorce papers. Sorry to give you reality, but that's reality. If you want support as a man you don't ask women, women don't know what it's like to be a man. You are supposed to go to your father role model for guidance.
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>>34644699
repeated experience with other humans gives you a general sense of trends among different types of people. There's nothing "baseless" about seeing the same patterns of behavior from the same types of people over long periods of time. You just dont go outside or have any other humans to interact with so you assume any form of opinion on people must be conjured from thin air.
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>>34644706
>father role model
What if you don't have one
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>>34644706
I wasnt the one you were arguing with, i dont have any horse in this retarded race beyond calling you a faggot for blogposting on /adv/ about emotions and shit
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>>34644704
Is it metal
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>>34644686
>miserable tradcuck wifeguy lecturing other men instead of acknowleding his poor decisions
Every married man on 4chan is an absolutely PATHETIC specimen
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>>34644717
It's bone
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>>34644713
>What if you don't have one
Then find one from somewhere and embody it. Become the role model based off of strong spirited men who preceded you.
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>>34644710
nobody else has experiences with women but you, the only husband and father on earth, amirite?
>>34644723
>tradcuck wifeguy babbling about strong men (cleaning up baby vomit is a heroic act)
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>>34644719
Did you take your SSRIs today son? Remember the doctor said to keep your depressive mania under control.
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>>34644723
I wanna be a fuckin rockstar
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>>34644706
>w-women dont even LIKE that...
I see this really often these days. the irony of tough guys in the modern world is that they center their entire mode of thinking around catering to women, being the best man a woman can want, obsessing over what women think and placing the approval of women above all else. It's like being totally whipped but rebranded as something alpha males do.
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>>34644720
Unless you have osteoporosis it's not gonna make a cool sound...
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>>34644730
So go be a fuckin rockstar son. There's no reason that you cannot.
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>>34644731
No that's what you do. When a man handles his own shit he doesn't need a woman's approval. I am just stating that women enjoy men who don't require female approval. Women do not enjoy having to emotionally potty train a grown man, it's that simple.
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rockstars are fake and gay
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>>34644737
Rockstars kinda taste bad.
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>>34644733
Yeeeaaaah. I'm gonna show em how to dance
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don't post at me, whore
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>>34644742
No. You take dat (you), bitch.
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>>34644732
It sounds a little bit like if you took a baseball bat made of concrete and put it in a blanket
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>Man retarded enough to get married (to a woman he cannot help but view as halfway between man and child) telling you how to live your life
lmao
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>>34644746
You might need some calcium.
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>>34644736
>no.. no YOU DO THAT!
stop writing like ur a peaky blinders character you fuckin faggot lmao
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>>34644736
>>34644728
You are Bald
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>>34644756
Name on, bv
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>>34644758
Nta
I am going to bed now.
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Why do women think that being on their period or being pregnant gives them the right to be a massive cunt?
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Just had one of those "huh, she must have liked me" moments 10 years later
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>>34644744
do you have a degree in ebonics
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>>34644666
Best I can do is Vampire Goth
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Moids' confidence and ego is inherently tied to their dick.
>Dick length
>Dick girth
>Dick game
>Whether their dick was snibbedi snibbed
>How many pussies the dick has been in
>How fast their dick gets hard
Foids, rank these dick metrics from most to least important and add metrics moids may not think about to make us more insecure.
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>>34644779
this never matters to me because if you don't respond perfectly to that one attempt they make to get your attention they assume you hate them and avoid you and that's lame af
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>>34644789
>Moids' confidence and ego is inherently tied to their dick.
You're describing homosexual names or closet homos. Actual men measure their ego and confidence in their capabilities, like strength or skill or legacy. Every man has a dick and any retard can find a hole to put it in. But not every man gets to say they built something with their own two hands or fathered a project or a business or something that stands the test of time.
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>>34644800
nah it wasn't anything direct like that
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>>34644805
>direct
... they're never direct
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>>34644804
A man can have built a multi gorillion dollar company, at the end of the day if every foid is disappointed in his peñor he is a wreck.
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>>34644807
It wasn't "indirect" like what you're thinking either, don't make me labor the point anymore than I need to
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even when foids cold approach you and give you their number, they're as indirect as they can be about it and don't even respond to memes
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M or F, do you have a writer's callus?
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>>34644789
>MUH DICK
Shut the fuck up
>>34644804
>MUH STRENGTH
>MUH SKILL
>MUH LEGACY
Shut the fuck up tradcuck cringelord, you're not doing anything grand or heroic by starting a family, so stop jerking yourself off
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>>34644774
>Why do women think that being on their period or being pregnant gives them the right to be a massive cunt?
Because they can't control it. Especially during late pregnancy and doubly so for post natal 4th trimester. They don't have the mental faculties to regulate their own intense emotional turbulence and require men to regulate that for them. That's why they nag when they're having a period or heavily pregnant, the nagging is woman speak for "my emotions are making me feel bad please soothe me and care for me Mr. Man."
All women do this, it's like running to daddy when things are tough for them.

Which is fine, if you're a man who can find it endearing it is what it is. If you're a man who crumples under the slightest criticism, you will hate women and fap to hentai instead
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>>34644814
Every moid thinks along "muh dik", so if you want to emasculate moids you attack it.
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>>34644814
I don't pretend I am grand or heroic. You're the one using those words not me. What do you do with your time anyway? What reasons do you have for getting up out of bed in the morning? What's your life like at the moment?
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>>34644818
>women don't need to be mature responsible adults, because it turns me on to infantilize them and excuse their behavior instead :)
Why don't you take your daddy-daughter complex and kick rocks bozo
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>>34644818
>criticism
the thing is, i'm not being criticized by some dumb bitch i'm fucking

my wife, sure, i'll hear her out as much as she needs

but some bitch i'm fucking can stfu
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>>34644824
>VGH I AM MARCUS AURELIUS WHEN I GET UP TO PERFORM MY BASIC DUTIES AS A PARENT VGH
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>>34644704
okay
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>>34644825
You're not a man if you don't get off on tucking in your gf for a nap and have her call you daddy.
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>>34644828
>All-caps strawman
Why you heff to be mad? Is just atoga.
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ngl women are half children and inferior to men so the whole acting like a child (to some degree) and calling you daddy is refreshingly honest of them
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>>34644825
>Why don't you take your daddy-daughter complex and kick rocks bozo
Why don't you actually interact with real women and find out for yourself. Just ask them to be honest and they will tell you to your face they want the man to take lead, to be the rock, to be the caregiver for her, to be dependable and strong for her when she feels anxious or sad. Women want the man to be sturdier than she is emotionally that's not a mystery that's just plain fact.
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Your country may be run by a woman who is into DDLG.
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European femanons could be here...
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>>34644843
i hope they're racist
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>>34644845
If you want a racist woman, you have to capture her young and train her before higher "education" digs its claws into her.
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>>34644845
racist towards who?
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>>34644839
and it all loops around to an dull lump of a man whose life primarily revolves around catering to the emotional whims of the women in his life
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>>34644849
any shitskin, kike, or bugperson

not excessively, only accordingly
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>>34644843
I am now
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>>34644852
blink twice if you're racist (it's okay i know they're watching)
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>>34644811
that's why guys like guys, they're the opposite of whatever you said
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>>34644837
what is this pedoshit, please take your meds
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>>34644247
>>34644220
Nice nails.
Post hands.
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>>34644850
>and it all loops around to an dull lump of a man whose life primarily revolves around catering to the emotional whims of the women in his life

That would only be a fair criticism if that was my only function in life. I have hobbies and skills I pursue like archery and refining metals and DIY and enjoying my time exploring the woods out back. No one said the woman is the center of the universe. Again that's your perspective.
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>>34644863
>like archery and refining metals and DIY and enjoying my time exploring the woods out back.
This is just sad honestly.
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>>34644818
Circumstance is not an excuse for chosen behavior.
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I don't want kids and I don't want a moid but I kind of want to have sex
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>>34644860
you probably either prefer shaved women or are a woman that shaves which is a trend forced onto society by jewish pedophiles in hollywood and pornography

only CHRILDREN lack pubic hair and body hair

idiotic faggot hypocrite
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>>34644868
>I don't want kids and I don't want a moid
price of admission
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>>34644837
kill yourself
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What does getting fucked feel like as a F?
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>>34644874
go read some genderswap hentai, faggot
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>>34644869
Women say this and then still expect me to bury my face and slobber on their bushy caves that has piss residue in the strands.
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>>34644865
>This is just sad honestly.
To you. So I'll ask you again, what does your life look like then, hotshot? What have you accomplished?
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>>34644876
i am not a woman and i love burying my face in a bush
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>>34644869
so tl;dr is that you like your women hairy
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>>34644880
mainly in the bush but idc about leg hair or armpit hair or arm hair

if i can see facial hair that probably means you're brown
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>>34644874
being fucked, it feels like being fucked.
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wow anon I didn't pegged you for someone who likes to get pegged
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>>34644878
We're not here to measure accomplishments, and considering you're obviously older than me, that's a foolish metric to begin with. With your age considered, trying to compare "accomplishments" when the only significant achievement in your life is having a wife and kids is quite hilarious, outright.
I'm here to judge you on the content of your character, which is one of apparently quite little internal depth, emotionally and mentally. Your inner world borders on nonexistent, which probably explains your view on women and contentment in the types of relationships you have. You simply could not handle anything else. Sexual magnetism is not a concept you will ever truly wrap your head around, beyond the need to satisfy your base urges and breeding instincts.
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>>34644868
when you feel like that, you're supposed to fap
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>>34644885
I want sex with a real moid who has a real penis
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>>34644883
all anons like being pegged
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premarital sex is sin and the wages of sin is death
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i want sex with a foid who likes PiA more than PiV
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>>34644889
Disgusting
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>>34644888
christcucks consider a serial rapist and murderer equally evil to a person who jerks off to porn or who has sex without a wedding ring on btw
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>>34644889
that's really gay you should probably just bang a tranny
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>>34644889
Came back because I have to call you gay.
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>>34644882
https://youtu.be/e8oppt3u0UI?is=LqxHAHmTMcIzeFWx
If you would, get horny to this and then re answer
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>>34644890
>>34644892
telling on yourselves
>>34644893
if BV hates it I must be doing something right
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>>34644889
I want a foid who is obsessed with PiM (and sometimes PiT).
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Did you know that a danish journalist once went to interview people at a local swingers club, and eventually joined in while recording herself (audio only)?
Scandi women truly are the trashiest women in the world.
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>>34644898
probably all the mixing with jews
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>>34644884
Ah I see. So you fancy yourself as a deep man because you have brain chatter in your skull. I am asking what to you do with that brain of yours. Do you actually put it to actionable use? In the real world?
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>>34644888
masturbation is also a sin and plus, a lot of the things most people do daily are sins so in the end, we all have a chance at going to hell
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>>34644898
Yes, I've head the audio.
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>>34644895
No, you need to come to terms with being gay.
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>>34644891
but don't worry if you're sorry you still go to heaven
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>>34644894
thanks for the video, i'm watching that later
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>>34644898
>Journalist turned out to be a mentally unhinged trashy slut
What a surprise
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>>34644900
>"Yes, I am a complete and utter knucklehead, so what? I bet I've hammered more clumps of steel together in my life than you!"
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>>34644903
BV, if a man turned gay after he smelt what came out from between your legs, I wouldn't blame him at all
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>>34644908
Nah, I still have to fight exes off after 2 years.
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>>34644907
Why can't you answer a simple question? What have you done with all that big deep thinking going on in your mind? Write any books? Published any articles? Make any works of art? Contributed to any intellectual fields? If you want to measure other men you better have something yourself worthy of talking about to back you up. What have you accomplished?
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covid really did a number on people's noses
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>>34644909
you still have to fight off baby daddies after 2 years*
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>>34644911
imagine having to shove a stick up your nose to this day
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why is youtube recommending me shit like this?
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>>34644912
They didn't birth anything. They were useless dick.
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>>34644889
Just call it anal.
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>>34644910
>What have you accomplished?
You are an underman, and you genuinely do not have the intelligence to judge or read other people, you can only engage in dick measuring contests about "achievements" (to which you have very little).
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how do i stop eating sugar :(
it's hard not to eat cookies and chocolate
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>>34644917
What's wrong with PiA?
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>>34644903
this is coming from a fat bitch who likes pegging btw
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it feels better when women insult my penis compared to when they worship it, it just feels wrong when a girl is nice to me
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>>34644921
It doesn't turn me on like saying "anal" does.
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>>34644919
yeah it's just soooo good
i guess just eat something else if you really would want to eat something
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>>34644924
hot
anal
anal
anal
anal
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>>34644925
I'd like to stop eating sugar because it's bad for you but I just can't. I mean at least I don't overeat
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>>34644926
It's hot for ME to say "anal", not for other people to say it.
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I think it's bullshit we men can't use lipstick desu
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>>34644927
sugar is the most basic form of energy the human body needs
what you are referring to as "sugar" foods are full of unhealthy fats and various other ingredients that are unhealthy.
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>>34644923
anon likes being degraded
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>>34644928
why did you correct me then?
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>>34644929
inb4 anon gets called gay
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femanons should upload a video of themselves drinking water haha ;)
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>>34644927
well if u don't overeat it then i guess it's okay
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>>34644933
sad but true, I can't help it, I've been talking to a girl lately and she is nice to me and it just feels wrong
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Gender
How do you feel about pubic hair?
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>>34644939
M
if you shave down there I'm deeply disappointed, that being said, shave your armpits
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>>34644934
Because I had to say it in my head and "PiA" sounds like a job title rather than something fun.
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>>34644918
>you can only engage in dick measuring contests about "achievements" (to which you have very little).
Okay that's swell. You told me about my own achievements and what you think about them, so tell me about yours. Why is this hard for you? This isn't a trap or a set up to mock you. I just want to know where you get your pride from.
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>>34644939
M
Go bare or go trimmed.
>pedo!
Ok
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>>34644939
>How do you feel about pubic hair?
Male

I prefer hairy women. I also enjoy modest amounts of armpit hair. I do not enjoy facial hair or leg hair. Arm hair is whatever as long as it's not dark enough to be visible.
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20 minute fleshlight edging complete. Much fewer involuntary kegels (throbbing) now.
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>>34644942
>self-worth can only come from achievement
no wonder you are confused
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Saying you like hairy women while the hair is blonde and thus too light to be visible is cheating.
t. dated a jeeta with visible arm and leg hair
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>>34644943
>Pedo!
I don't understand other guys who prefer shaven/bald vagina. But I think when people cry 'pedo' it's retarded. Some of my buds I know prefer shaven and they're the furthest from pedo you can get.

Fun fact about female pubic hair:
Most women used to keep the bush.
The bush was standard the 'normal'.
What changed? Porn started growing big in the 1950's. (I promise this isn't anti porn slop posting). Something fascinating happened
Porn companies were only allowed to show movies or images of topless women, tits only. Bare naked women had to only be seen from behind, butt only.
If a naked frontal was visible, it was considered too much and porn companies were prohibited to show it.
At that time, a full naked frontal would mean you would see the woman's bush. The bush was the visual marker for vagina since you couldn't see right between legs. Just the crotches.

So the porn industry needed a loophole to allow full frontal, they got rid of the bush. This actually worked somehow and they were then able to produce full frontal pictures.

Porn became popular with men. Men started getting aroused by the women in porn (shaven), and then women decided to start shaving to win the attraction of men. The end.
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>>34644946
>Self-worth
I am not talking about self worth. Self worth is a concept that comes to us from new age enlightenment/woo/feel good therapy culture. Self worth or low self worth, both are neurotic concepts that people cling to, to preen themselves in a mental mirror. I am not questioning your self worth, I am asking about your potency and efficacy.
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>>34644936
But why?
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>>34644958
no particular reason ;)
just want to make sure femanons are nice and hydrated
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>>34644958
>But why
Because he has a throat fetish, specifically the bulge that slithers and rides down the throat because it reminds him of a woman swallowing cum
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>>34644962
>because it reminds him of a woman swallowing cum
ew no that's not the reason why!
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>>34644963
What else could it be?



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