I hate my fuckass neighbor. How do i harass him without getting in legal trouble?His house is across the street from mine. It's a rural environment here. He has a wife and two daughters, i think.I really want to do some stuff to his property or some other shit. We've only ever exchanged glances.>inb4 why do you hate a family man>inb4 love thy neighborHe just pisses me off. And his dumb greenhouse out front that reflects sunlight so hard you can't look in it's direction. Only serious responses. I need some creative ways to mess with him without it actually being illegal.
I think you should read the Complete Works of Plato, Hackett Publishing edition. Your neighbour would HATE that. Imagine how he'd react if you found out that you spent your time on something that intellectually and spiritually enriched you instead of petty embarrassing schoolboy shit. He would be MALDING. And once he sees your notes on the Parmenides...? Hoo boy. He'd be forced to kneel in respect.This is the most extremely diabolical plan imaginable. Trust me.
>>34649182Get your rifle and take potshots at his family.
>>34649227I can't get a weapon. And i doubt shooting, or even pointing with a rifle at children is legal
>>34649206Hey smartypants, why aren't you reading it then, if it's so enirching, and instead you're on 4chan?
>>34649346I already finished it years ago. I am currently reading another edition of the Enneads by Plotinus, a thinker in the later Platonic tradition. The reason I am on 4chan is that recently when I was out on a walk in the local park I got "randomly assaulted" by some kind of scientist or engineer, so I am killing time with low stress activities while waiting for my nervous system to exit threat detection mode.
>>34649182>look in it's directionIT'S = it isITS = belonging to it.Gee, I bet his sins include being literate as well.
