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Why is speech silver and silence golden?
Previous thread: >>34646600
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>>34649724
sexism isnt funny :[
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>>34649734
Loser
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I want to bully a man with phimosis.
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>>34649739
I curee mine
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the past days ive been practically begging everyone and anyone to tell me goodnight yet no one has hhhng
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>>34649671
>moids, would you be upset or flattered if a girl who liked you gifted you a plushie but you later found out it had a hidden live camera in it?
I'd only be flattered if I knew what she was looking for. Generally upset because idk what she's recording me for.

If she told me she wanted to watch me jack off or something, I'd be flattered. But I'd rather get a nice dedicated 4k camera or something and set up nice angles for her to look at
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>>34649742
Goodnight brev don't let the bed bugz bite
(I should also go sleep soon frfr)
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>>34649742
goodnight anon :)
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>>34649734
https://youtu.be/fwMukKqx-Os
Why not? I mean, if rape can be...
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>>34649745
>>34649746
thank you goodnight cuties
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>>34649742
https://vocaroo.com/1jo2WAi71B9e
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>>34649751
g-goodnight desu
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gender
lets be honest. She wasnt even that bad right?
there are chicks in this very thread that are way worse
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I finally feel established, secure, and stable enough to look for a wife. Wish me luck in searching for someone who wants to lovingly raise a beautiful family and be degenerate sex weirdos together!
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>>34649759
she cooked his cat D:
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>>34649750
Nite nite
>>34649759
Who is this hoe
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>>34649751
Gay
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>>34649764
The cat was already dead. BPDemons do stuff worse than that on a weekly basis.
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>>34649764
thats his own fault
why didnt he bury the cat and show it the respects it deserved?
I personally believe the theory that the thing possessing Nikki is the spirit of the cat (the actress likes it too)
>brings him food like a cat does
>screams and is loud when she doesnt get things she wants
>sits in corners and watches him sleep
>eyes glow in the dark
>waits all day at the door for him to come back home
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>>34649711
Cuh, you couldn’t scallywop a paper bag in a windstorm. This 55th Street business, cuh. We get nifty, we get grimy. Now calm yo program down before you sprain your vocal cords, cuh. Keep it 55th Street and stay 5ocused
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>>34649769
are u trying to imply that the femanons here are all bpdemons?
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>>34649773
stable people dont come here
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>>34649724
Everything humans do is geared towards fucking girls like that. How wild is that. If you’re not dedicating your time to it, you’re working to support someone who is. Who never gave up on the dream. Fucking a girl like that is the pinnacle of life itself. Some guys have done it with many of them. God I wish this bitch would get naked on camera. Love to see her suck cock and get fucked too. But a good topless set would be enough in thong underwear. I would cum trib her many times and she’d learn about because of how much effort I’d put in to reaching out. I’d speak to managers, family members, athletic commissions, I’d go to her events and hand her coach a Manila envelope with my tribs printed out. A girl as hot as this comes around only a few times every generation and most of the unwashed masses are too retarded to see that she’s the it girl. If you want to fuck perfect pussy In 2026 you have about 6 choices and she leads the pack. There are already billionaires and top athletes that are competing for her body before it ages. I’d like to think I have a shot but it’s so unlikely as a 50k/yr sub 5. I can’t defeat every man on the planet in the only competition we all care about. I will never feel her love, her lips, her insides, her perfect ass and tight anus. She can never be mine and I don’t see why I would ever try in this world if I can’t have her. Life dangles things in front of you for 80 years and then you die.
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>>34649775
so all the moids have bpd too?
idk, u guys seem kinda okay to me
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>>34649778
no, BPD is a strictly female phenomenon
the guys here all have autism
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>>34649778
Everyone seems stable to you with posts like >>34649671
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>>34649759
M
Am I supposed to know who this is or what she did?
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>>34649778
Mostly it’s depression and autism with a bit of occasional actual malice
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>>34649777
Jesus, men are breeders, nothing else really exists for them
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>>34649781
erm okay rude..
i take it back, all the moids except u are nice
>>34649780
men are more bpd ridden than u think
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Gender what are you listening to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZvvLhBbHgg
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im a man with long hair i have started using leave in conditioner. does it only work as long as you keep using it? or if i use it for a month will my hair be healed for the next 3 months without using it?
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>>34649782
yes
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>>34649789
I'd coom in your hair
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>>34649778
>all the moids have bpd too
Some of us do lol
>>34649649
I watched the last episode last night actually
Pomni is relentlessly empathetic and supportive towards Jax honestly
Ribbit also did everything she could to support Jax
Jax is a self-destructive coward and shuts down all of their attempts to get through to him. His isolation and eventual abstraction is his own doing
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>>34649787
F
Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria
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>>34649785
It’s true, I try to play chess, or video games but in the back of my mind I know I only want to fuck hot 19-24 year old pussy from perfect women. I have an ex but I didn’t care after a few months because I knew I was coping and there was no enjoyment. I was lying to myself. I imagine life was better when the hottest woman you ever saw lived in your vicinity and you could have her. You could even get her to cheat if she’s married
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>>34649789
I had success combing jojoba oil through my still wet hair immediately after a shower.
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>>34649796
thats fucking garbo from now on u listen to my balls gargle into your plasmolid holster.
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Any women like this here?
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>>34649789
https://youtu.be/sH95ZsJ6M08?is=1E5Jqwc44tyArZE1
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>>34649801
that has to be AI
no way Rhea got fat
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>>34649766
it's a general on /tg/. Very comfy general for mini painting of all kinds. There are a handful of schizos who are occasionally annoying but overall it's a very nice thread. Some good painters there and a good place to get advice and post works in progress.
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>>34649780
Nah I dated a guy who definitely has bpd
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How do I stop mirin big tits?
it's really hard to not look, although I try to do it discreetly. Don't want to be a creep.
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>>34649800
Shut up, nerd
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>>34649811
I never trust women when it comes to reason why a relationship ended
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as far as i can see, people with autism are literally just too intelligent to bother with societal niceties. they're all legit too smart for society and just lonely.
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>>34649812
Women want you to look. Don't worry about it.
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>>34649787
Now this shit is tuff
I'm listening to Pocoyo Racing DS OST bass boosted rn https://voca.ro/12NAg7moa2cM
>>34649818
If you were actually a genius you'd find a way to get rich and build a robot wife, so don't give me that shii
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>>34649815
I didn't even say why the relationship ended? He dumped me go ask him.
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>>34649823
damn, you must've been horrible to be around
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>>34649759
>I understand the average man better than most since I'm a female sadist who has fantasized about boys and men being raped, brutalized, and traumatized since I was a child myself.
>>34646110
I suppose femanons are indeed lil creepy and sussy. But then again, so are we.
>>34649777
What if, in the end, we're all kinda pieces of shit here for a bit? There's some le gender equality in that.
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>>34649787
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9DCwmyVl38
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Women aren't men enjoyers otherwise they'd be less picky
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>>34649818
I find myself manifesting more autistic traits as my self esteem increases. I’m more willing to look retarded than I am to do fake social rituals. Not that I necessarily agree with you I haven’t thought about it. Now I’ve realized I can be as odd as I want and if someone has something to say I can look them dead in the eye and say “sorry I have autism”
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>>34649829
It's cultural and generational. Women were legitimately much nicer I and spoke better about men in the past. Current trends have been telling women and girls to be mean and stuck up.
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>>34649829
Do you think foodies eat at McDonald's?
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men be like "we arent crazy violent bpddemons like women, we are just le equirky autism" then proceed to beat the shit out of and kill women for rejecting them
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Every time I finish a “Curb your enthusiasm” clip I go “Fucking Larry David” and smile.
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>>34649838
Yeah and?
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>>34649838
I have never been convicted of beating or killing a woman
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>>34649838
But we do it with reptilian logos rather than emotion
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>>34649834
If you have to habe an exquisite 5 star meal everytime you have to be very rich or you will never eat
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>>34649840
Is there a Hispanic version of Reddit gold I can give a Hispanic such as yourself?
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>>34649844
NTA
Anger over being rejected is an emotion.
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>>34649834
Unironically I do. You just gotta know what’s going on at McDonald every few months if you like flavor.
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>>34649849
Keep quiet or I will shove a taco so far down your throat and a burrito too hot sauce gringo or whatever
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>>34649834
It's funny how serial dating whores like you think they deserve better than McDonald's.
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>Why is speech silver and silence golden?
Because being able to listen is an attractive trait for both genders
>>34649759
Who?
>>34649815
Don't. I've met a man that have no ability to emotionally respond appropriately and told him that I'm dumping him because it's my fault. I'm not about to tell a crazy man he's crazy
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foid be like "i hate men" then fantasizes about holding her crush's hand and/or her future wedding before bedtime
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>>34649851
"I'm insecure." - Some Guy
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I should give a bitch attitude
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>>34649843
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>>34649857
Yeah but then they date men and the guys don’t live up to their AO3 counterparts so they seethe more
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>>34649857
And?
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>>34649861
I don't think you got the joke
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State gender. Is it pathetic to live a low responsibilities life?
I make good money, but I have don’t have much interest in pets, children, or a relationship. Not that I’d never have one, but they don’t move me right now. I haven’t bothered to elevate my life that much despite making good money. I have a decent apartment in a safe neighborhood in the city. I don’t have much interest in a house, or a new car, etc. again, if a sweet opportunity for those came around, I’d take it, but I’m not looking for them.

I don’t have much expenses. Most of my money just goes to helping out my parents or friends that need help.

My cousin (has 4 kids) was talking to me about how my life is so easy in a demanding way. I said “ of course, I set it up that way.” But I have realized my life is very different from people my age.

My main hobbies are bouldering, painting, jump rope, writing, playing games, and traveling
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>>34649838
Men tend to take rejection much better from my experience. It's honestly pretty pathetic how torn up young women in particular will get over being turned down.
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If we ever got into a physical confrontation I would sink my teeth so deep into your flesh you will regret starting anything with me for the rest of your life.
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>>34649838
You forgot rape and rampant pedophilia
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>>34649861
Except the reverse is happening. I said "look at this blue dot" and with this post, you're saying "yeah but all the other circles are red!" I have never been convicted of assault or murder.
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>>34649866
Easy in a demeaning* way
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>>34649820
1. I'm Catholic. As it's explained by the doctrine, it's retarded to look at some random woman with a desire for her body.
2. It can get bad:
>getting in my card, parked on my street
>nootice some college girl through my rearview mirror
>gyaaattt
>blonde girl with huge tits, waiting outside her door, for an uber probably
>waiting for my car to warm up
>mirin (thinking she probably can't see me that well, so whatever
>can't believe how perfect this girl is,(picrel is close)
>she looking at my car.
>I think can definitely tell I'm staring at her
>take off

It's not illegal but I don't want to be a weirdo. I don't care about anything else, like nice asses, or pretty faces, or what have you. It's the big tits that always do me in. I might crash my car one day trying to mire the bitties.
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>>34649866
Jump rope isn’t a hobby guy but if you can be happy doing that in life you’re blessed
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>>34649867
Girl get sad or cry is equal to murder and rape. Good one, incel
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>>34649873
>Catholic
>horny
Pick two
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>>34649838
Women beaters deserve the rope
>>34649866
>Most of my money just goes to helping out my parents or friends that need help
You sound like a good person
You do you and enjoy your hobbies
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>>34649869
NTA
No see, you don't understand, it's only the blacks and gay men doing all of that. That's why you need to date me, a straight white man who's done nothing in his life beyond being straight and white.
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>>34649838
>>34649861
Most men aren't violent and mistreated women haven't experienced violence
Unless you're in a 3rd world country of course
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>>34649875
Emotional manipulation is abuse and worse than physical short term behaviors.
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>>34649867
The moralist incel in me loves seeing a woman spazz out when she realizes her pussy has no value to a guy. But it’s mean. It mostly comes from the entitlement of expecting to get what you want because of who you are.
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>>34649875
No, they manipulate the group into trying to ruin the guy's life and then never leave their shell again possibly even for the rest of their lives. It's very sad and cowardly.
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>>34649884
So edgy, like a white poor teenager
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>>34649874
Jump rope is pretty tuff ngl
>>34649787
Have some nice ambient moozik https://voca.ro/1aewrgc5rtng
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>>34649886
Most men don’t get enough play to turn down women. The only men trending down women (who aren’t just ugly or fat), are high quality men or delusional men
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>>34649888
What
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>>34649873
I think the problem isn't that you can't look, the problem is that you are actually just being weird about it.
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>>34649890
Let's all love Lain
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I lost 150lbs and now I need a mommy makeover :(
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>>34649838
What color are those men typically?
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>>34649884
True. And you can absolutely fuck people up in legal and socially acceptable ways, women do it all the time as well as successful men. These things are far worse than bodily injury, sometimes the permanent kind of injury and the perpetrator feels good about it for a week and then continues their life
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Why does my amp sound so damn muddy
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>>34649891
I wish it weren’t the case but you’re right. Although turning down sex on a societal level would get women’s misbehavior in check and they’d start respecting men more too
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>>34649898
HE DID IT! HE DID THE THING! >>34649878
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>shortest male in my family
>dad taller than me
>grandfathers were taller than me
>all my nephews are taller than me, even the 13 year old
>brother-in-laws are taller than me
>brother taller than me
>uncles taller than me
God dammit...
God... damn... it... all...
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>>34649890
Very nice music
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>>34649903
The average guy has to approach, and get a woman’s OKAY (through a date) before they can sleep with her. Convincing the average man to go through all that, bypass a rejection, just to say “actually, I don’t want to have sex with you” is insane
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I'm sore from my workout yesterday. Will a woman come and give me a massage and tuck me into bed for a nap?
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>>34649905
Maybe if you kill yourself you'd get a better roll
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>>34649907
https://youtu.be/DPsklSZ42Rc?is=zYzuToyNcsq0Xs5R
If the girls a cunt, I cannot fathom giving her fucking anything. And I’ve lived by this.
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>>34649904
>he said the obvious thing because it’s obvious
Correct, so what color are these men?
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>>34649905
stop being a pussy about it
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>>34649894
<3
I'm due a rewatch
https://voca.ro/1jCcdUgBl2sA
>>34649906
<3
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>>34649900
>Why does my amp sound so damn muddy
Maybe your listening room needs acoustic treatments.
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>>34649866
>easy in a demeaning way
To me that sounds like he's trying to gaslight himself into thinking suffering somehow has value to feel better about his own life.
You should only do hard shit if it feels worth it. Working your ass off for something you personally consider pointless feels a lot more demeaning than living an "easy" life imo.
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>>34649871
It's more a case of:
>I'm looking at a dot right now, and it's blue!
It is?
>Yeah, you can't see it, obviously, so you'll just have to accept that on faith, but I'll be grossly insulted if you don't.
I dunno, there are so many red dots in the world, it's hard to-
>FUCKING BITCH!
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>>34649876
to be totally honest, I'm not that horny. They are just so beautiful. Obviously I'm very attracted to this type of woman, but I'm mirin at a beautiful specimen, as if it were a beautiful car or a horse, waves or huge fire.

>>34649893
maybe. But it's tiresome, and I don't like feeling like a slave to it. When I see a girl with a nice rack approaching me on the street, it's hard not to take a closer look when she passes by.
Staring at women it's jeet/nig shit. Specially these days, here in europe, we must do better.
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It's a cruel joke that all the femcels on here have committed bfs and the incels are just incels yet the femcels feel entitled to speak on loneliness
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Women how would you feel if your bf told you that you were fun to hold
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>>34649926
I never claimed to be a femcel I just think the gender war is silly.
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>>34649919
The joke is that I keep saying I've never been convicted of crimes rather than denying that I've ever committed them, implying that I have committed them and just have never been caught or found guilty. I'm sorry I had to explain one of the oldest jokes in the world to you, anon. Cheers!
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>>34649927
I don’t know what that means
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Women, if we match on a dating app, what are you expecting to happen next? Do you expect a full conversation or just a quick set up for a date in the next few days?
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>>34649933
Stupid bitch
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>>34649926
They have bfs? Those poor bastards. I hope they realize their values and escape soon.
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>>34649929
It is silly because us incels have no chance
Too many men have been pussywhipped into compliance
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>>34649930
NTA
Don't you men get mad when women say "I don't do that" in response to your claims of widespread female behavior?
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Inceldom is proven btw
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>>34649739
you want dick
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>>34649891
>Most men don’t get enough play to turn down women.
I probably don't get enough play to turn them down but still turn them down. I just don't wanna have sex again until I'm married
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I wonder if what I feel when I put on a huge pair of basketball shorts at home is anything like what women feel when they take their bras off at home.
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>>34649938
Full conversation
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>>34649933
You don’t much of anything do you retard cunt. You eat shit off the floor and out of the toilet you bitch
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>>34649950
>You’re so sweet so I’m going to make you wait until marriage to have sex with me, but Chad got it right away

You do understand how insanely insulting and humiliating this is for a man? If I found out a girl wasn’t a virgin and was making me wait until marriage, I’d drop her ass immediately because I’m not going to be demeaned like that.
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>>34649949
I don't want phimosis dick though. I just want to bully it.
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>>3464978
You should keep using it.
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>>34649958
I'm a man and not very interested in dating you.
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>>34649759
she shat himself on the living room wdym
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>>34649801
She's getting fertile.
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>>34649933
Dumb fucking moron fuck you
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>>34649964
>she shat himself
?
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>>34649964
herself
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>>34649954
That’s not even close
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>>34649968
freudian slip sorry
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Fucking Larry man what a character
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>>34649968
fuck you I almost fixed in time and you would have looked so dumb
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>>34649950
Good bait
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>>34649975
It was a sincere thought shared in earnest, I'm sorry to say
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Men with small dicks should be executed
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>>34649980
Why?
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>>34649955
What defines a full conversation?
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>>34649981
Mercy killing
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>>34649970
Bras seem very annoying.
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>>34649947
>men forever tell women they need to lose weight to be attractive
>women lose weight, men find them attractive and date them

>Women forever telling men that the problem isn't that they're fat or that they don't have enough muscle
>men do those things anyway to impress other men
>women don't care, and they still don't date them

It's all so tiresome. Why are men like this?
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>>34649984
Not really. Life has so much to offer.
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>>34649987
Yupppp
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>>34649975
This anons lived among dogs so long she forgot how humans act
>>34649980
Shut up horse pussy nasty fucking cunt. Your opening is so fucking big everyone can smell your rotting insides at all times

“Smells like the dumpster behind the butcher shop mixed with a black gangbang”
“Oh that’s just femanon she suffers from vaginus gigantus”
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>>34649992
found the babydick
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>>34649980
What role in society do men with slightly above average size dicks get to play in this terrifying new world
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>>34649993
Yeah it’s in your mouth. please leave, get out of the hospital and stop molesting the infants
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>>34649777
sexual intercourse with Kazakh women
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>>34649987
It's clearly something inherent
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>>34649999
Btw mines 6.7x6
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>>34649986
It’s shorts and not a bra and then also you’re putting something else on
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>>34649999
average = producers
above average = warriors
large = philosopher kings
colossal = god emperors (me obviously)
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>>34650012
Sounds sensible.
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>>34650015
mhm yep you know it cuz i thought it
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>>34649923
I was posting lewds in the /sp/ world cujp sticky the other day and randomly thought to myself "man maybe my future wife wouldn't like it if she knew I was posting or saving all of these titcows onto my computer"
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>>34650012
What about the sub classifications of small cocks
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>>34650012
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>>34650021
me on the bottom left
>>34650020
idc get busy or die or something
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>>34650020
Can you not read? They've already been executed and processed into biodiesel for the men worthy of living in penis world
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>>34649947
This just proves that a woman failing to get a decent man is a purely personal fault.
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Men, why should women be forced to date men they don't like?
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>>34650025
Sorry god emperor erm thank- erm *shuffles off*
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>>34650030
They shouldn't. I don't think anyone outside of internet trolls is really suggesting as much.
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>>34650030
they should be payed and they would do it willingly
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>>34650030
Because you don't deserve the ones you like
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>>34650030
Do you believe in monogamy or not?
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>>34650030
They shouldn't be forced to date men they don't like. They should recognize that most men are good and be willing to give them a chance even if they don't appear to be perfect.
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>>34650033
Thats not even the god emperor IM THE GOD EMPEROR. Thats the 6.7"anon who Ive so lovingly bestowed the title of philosopher king to. Earlybird gets the worm.
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>>34650012
>poster talking about penis sizes obsessively
>its a man
shocker!
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>>34650021
Peak male?
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>>34650036
And how do you know that?
>>34650037
I believe in consensual monogamy, and forcing one or both partners into the relationship isn't consensual.
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>>34650030
It’s hot to get dommed by an ugly little goblin beast and if little ugly guys knew that they’d be in a good spot. But forcing women to marry them is the best case scenario.
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>>34650042
FOID when i catch u
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>>34650040
*trips over the 99.5 percentile girth and skull explodes*
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>>34650040
I'm not 6.7" ackshually. I'm 6.5"x5"; that was another anon
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>>34650051
Oh hey 6.5"anon whats up
>>34650050
WTF?!?! You dare assassinate me, godcock???
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>>34650044
Because apparently this is a conundrum you even bother to waste your time on. If you were getting hot guys to date you, you wouldn't even waste time on trying to prove yourself to people you feel like are telling you to lower your standards.
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I just want a girl who is willing to let me pump a gallon of cum inside of her, have 2 children with me, and be required to spend the rest of her life with me regardless of how much of a failure I am.
Is that REALLY so much to ask?
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>>34650055
I'm not interested in proving anything, it's just clear to me that many men in these threads believe that women should be forced to be in relationships with men they don't like, so I want to hear it from the horse's mouth.
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>>34650056
>every 90 iq man has this and more
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>>34650058
>it's just clear to me that many men in these threads believe that women should be forced to be in relationships with men they don't like
Can you prove this?
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Women thoughts on old sewing machines with dried out lubricant and burned electronics
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I want to become a better man so I can marry the woman I feel I deserve to marry.
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What do you think your significant others would think about your posting history?
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>>34650058
Shut up horse pussy bitch. It’s true though I long for you to be betrothed to an unholy abomination (not in the cool way) and for you to have to service his every need under threat of persecution and ostracism
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>>34650062
Heh heh heh... lubricant...
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>>34650063
Fucking kino. I’ll take the animator girl
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>>34650061
I can't provide specific examples, but just looking through these threads, men clearly express an attitude that lonely loser men without girlfriends are a severe societal issue that needs to be solved and it's on women to date these loser men to make them happy.
>>34650066
What drugs are you on and where can I get some?
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>>34650056
would u really pump that much in me if i was ur gurl?
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I wish women were worth being around
Their bodies are arousing but they're boring to be around
Even the ones I share interests with
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>>34650064
>wow he posts a lot
>i don't know how to process the knowledge that this man has called someone a double nigger before
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Is there a single man ITT who doesn't watch porn? Or woman, for that matter.
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>>34649796
Excellent taste.
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>>34650070
So you made up something to get mad at. Classic.
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>>34650074
M
I try not to. I watched a bit of it this year.
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>>34650062
You should see if it can be fixed. I wish I could do more maintenance on mine but I can't really wrap my head around it and am afraid of breaking something.
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>>34650076
I mean, you can just read the thread to find obvious examples, but something tells me you'll just deny it anyways.
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>>34650071
god imagine the feeling of it flooding out
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>>34650071
Well not all at once. That would be ridiculous.
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>>34650064
>wow these effortposts on /a/, /tv/, and /lit/ are pretty interesting. He's so nerdy and quirky!

Then she sees my /adv/ posts and can't decide between blocking me for the hornyposts or keeping me around for my effortposts which I think are pretty useful
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>>34649787
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqSPppM7AM4
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>>34650062
>old sewing machine
>burned electronics
NAG. If it has electronics it's not old enough.
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>>34650074
I wasn't getting women when I wasn't watching porn, so why do you care?
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>>34650081
Go outside.
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>>34650074
I'm calling bullshit on those numbers
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>>34650087
It is just a question, calm down
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>>34650070
NTA

What I see in these threads is "women should give more men a chance" which is not the same as "women should give more men unlimited chances".

Nobody is seriously suggesting that you should be "forced to date" men whose personalities don't work with your own, but some men whose personalities WOULD work with yours might not get a chance to prove it if they're denied a first date for being short, or balding, or a framecel, or poor...
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>>34650086
Am girl
Okay Bernadette Banner but I disagree.
Electronic foot pedal is better than having to pump it yourself, or the really old school ones that don't even do the same kind of stitch as the modern ones.
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>>34650090
every once in a while i see a fetish depiction so obscenely grotesque and bizarre that it fully departs from being disgusting into the realm of cringe kino
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I hate being average looking. I'd rather be absolutely ugly, and just accept my fate.
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>>34650082
i was imagining the feeling of being pumped
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>>34650085
ohh its you againn
Im listening to:
OOIOO = Mountain Book
>>34650100
I think itd make me a bit nauseous
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>>34650074
if by porn you specifically mean mainstream actors having sex on camera (like some people do) then no

if by porn you mean all sexually motivated media in general then most people do and that image you posted is obviously not true
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>>34650095
bernadette banner is so beautiful
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>>34650094
Nta
If I don't want to have sex with the guy I don't want to "give him a chance" and make him think he has a shot. If he's a "maybe" on the sex front and I vibe with him I'll give him a shot. Telling a definite no "maybe" feels more cruel than telling them no right away.
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>>34650100
Yeah in your pussy which you don’t have? Keep imagining brother. We can imagine together
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>>34650079
It's like 60 years old and makes a horrible burning smell and doesn't turn when it's powered. So I think the motor might be fucked. I'm gonna take it out and see.
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>>34650103
Now that I agree with
>>34650106
Nothing at all turns on not even the light?
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>>34650094
>What I see in these threads is "women should give more men a chance" which is not the same as "women should give more men unlimited chances".
>Nobody is seriously suggesting that you should be "forced to date" men whose personalities don't work with your own, but some men whose personalities WOULD work with yours might not get a chance to prove it if they're denied a first date for being short, or balding, or a framecel, or poor...
You've literally contradicted yourself. If I don't like a guy, I don't want to give him a chance and I shouldn't be guilt tripped into doing so.
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Why don't women share men since there aren't enough good ones to go around?
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>>34650114
If men could orgasm repeatedly with no refractory period like women, and didn't have to sleep so everyone got enough attention that might work.
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>people simping for this
It literally is just as easy as 'be thin' for women, isn't it?
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>>34650111
Meeting someone for a coffee date to see if you vibe is not the same as actually dating them. You are being requested to broaden your pool of candidates who qualify for that initial coffee date, and you are not being forced to go on a second date if the first date doesn't have the right vibes.
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>>34650116
no, she has aura
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Does anyone ITT do sports or has done sports in the past?
I used to be a track sprinter and jumper
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>>34650114
they actually do if you're attractive and have the mindset for it. but we live in the modern world so no hot dude is going to go "yeah i need a harem" like he's some viking warlord or chinese emperor or some shit. The modern world's replacement for this dynamic is stuff like "situationships" where a guy fucks and hangs out with several women at a time while all participants pretend to not know how to feel about what's going on, keeping the relationships in a superposition of will he/won't he that everyone complains about but is more or less satisfied with staying in.
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>>34650116
There are unflattering photos of even the most attractive people
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>>34650117
That's nice and all, but men get mad if women reject them after a date so...
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>>34650114
They do. This is well documented. The issue is that the men don't commit to any of the women, and because of historical cultural norms the women expect the men to eventually commit, but they don't so women are upset anyway.
Not upset enough to consider dating less than the top 10% of men and stop being a side chick though.
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>>34650114
They do, they just don't realize it.
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>>34650108
Yeah it does. It just has a really hard time spinning and stops frequently. I hope it's just gunked up and trying to power through crap I'll give it a good cleaning.
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>>34650119
I played soccer and basketball growing up. I never really had the competitive "drive" or love for either game until I was nearly done with basketball. I think if I had found a game I actually liked it might have clicked sooner and I might've been better/made more friends on teams.
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>>34650121
I wasn't going out of my way to find an unattractive pic? I think that's a fair representation of how she looked in most of the pictures in the search results.
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>>34650116
She has aura you wouldnt understand
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>>34650124
>>34650120
Should polygamous marriages be allowed to help these women grt commitment?
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>>34650119
I was doing boxing until last month
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>>34650122
If that's your chiefest concern then it might be safer to give up dating entirely.
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>>34650119
Skiing and rock climbing.
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>>34650119
I was on the track team in highschool but kind of hated it like why would I enjoy trying to be competitive at something I'm mediocre at? I was slightly better at softball as a kid but even worse at basketball.
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>>34650130
polygamists are always weird as fuck no matter what culture or economic bracket or ethnicity they are. The consistency of that trend suggests to me something wrong about it in general, so I'd say no.
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>>34650119
Used to softball and swim team.
I did teach successfully but then I quit because the manager there was just terrible.
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>>34650130
No. Polygamy is a terrible model. Polygamous societies tend to get rolled by monogamous ones.
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>>34650119
No, and I kinda wish I had. I was in the marching band.
I'm going to encourage any kids I might have to do a sport or martial art, probably.
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>whale was on the swim team
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>>34650119
I did football and wrestling growing up and rugby in undergrad.
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>>34650130
The one polygamous couple I know is literally the women from that poly tiktok and a bald guy who is extremely weird socially retarded and no one likes. So I would say no
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>>34650126
Yeah open that bitch up
Probably full of fabric fuzz and old gunky oil
>>34650128
Idk as someone who watches her content regularly that feels like an unflattering snapshot. In motion she's more attractive.
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Breaking News: I had soup for dinner (it was yummy)
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>>34650124
>Not upset enough to consider dating less than the top 10% of men and stop being a side chick though.
My favorite part of incel "social commentary" is how it's basically impossible for them to not implictly admit they're just mad about being ugly and unloveably hateful.
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>>34650144
Polygamous or polyamorous?
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>>34650146
What kind? Home made?
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>>34650138
>Societies where 80% of men have a reason to value society tend to outcompete societies where the 80% of the men have zero reason to value society
Hmmmmmm. Somebody get sherlock on the case.
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>>34650139
Nta
I was in the band too lol. What did you play? I had a clarinet. Were your uniforms disgusting too?
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>>34650140
I was thin as a child. Idk where my butt and boobs came from.
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>>34650146
Did you crush up your pills and put em in it?
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>>34650150
I don't remeber I think they say polyamorous
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Should I order out tonight? Where from?
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Heteros really hate eachother huh?
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>>34650152
> your whole value comes from being able to get pussy
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>>34650138
>polygamy is a terrible model
>monogamy is a terrible model
Gotta pick one
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>>34650152
Exactly. Patrilineal societies also tend to destroy matrilineal ones without military action also.
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>>34650147
incel social commentary is literally founded in the idea that they're ugly and unlovable. I'm not sure why you think this is like some kind of gotcha.
Women decided to be cunts in highschool for the past 30 years, and it destroyed the world and between 2 and 3 generations of men because the formative years where you develop self-esteem (which is obtained from others, not just manifested like people pretend) were robbed from 80-90% of men.
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>>34650153
I played the french horn and mellophone. Our uniforms could've been worse lol. Our band is what sucked
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>>34650154
Your bloated obese face fat came from eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and eating and
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>>34650161
I choose a free love orgy society where everyone does it with everyone all the time, except when preferred partners choose to pair off to conceive.
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>>34650159
I would actually agree with you strictly in the current world - a lot of things humans want simply weren't achievable back then, though. For most of civilizational history, even being able to learn to read was more or less a pipe dream for most people. Getting pussy and a decent living space without being murdered or stricken with horrific disease was basically the gold standard for most men that have ever lived.
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What is it exactly?
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>>34650159
Are you retarded?
You can tell me if you are, I just want to know so that if you are I can try and explain it more effectively. I don't want to explain it if you're just posting in bad faith.
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>>34650147
Are we not supposed to be resentful over being ugly and unlovable?
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>>34650163
>(which is obtained from others, not just manifested like people pretend) were robbed from 80-90% of men.
no matter how much you insist that it is impossible to acquire a sense of self-esteem externally, nobody who isn't an enormous pussy will ever believe you or take you seriously. You're just a pussy and probably had a terrible father, that's literally all it is.
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>>34650168
>Garbage
>Breeders
only worthwhile acts desu
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>>34650165
Aw he had a heart attack before me
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>>34650169
why are you calling me retarded
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>>34650171
You can be resentful all you like, but resenting others naturally makes them more resentful of you in return. Nobody else wanted you to be ugly. Trust me, we're the ones who have to look at you and talk to you.
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>>34650172
I'll assume that you meant
>Impossible to acquire a sense of self-esteem internally*
It is a psychological FACT, that the vast majority of people (who have any) have it kickstarted by external factors, initially unconditionally loving parents, and then early romantic relationships in high school or college aged years. You CAN develop it on your own, but it's very difficult and rare, and the fact that it wasn't immediately addressed because society just expected 90% of guys to overcome something that barely anyone has ever overcome will be seen as a crime against humanity after the rebuild if it ever happens (doubtful)
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>>34650178
>>34650171
Plato and Aristotle if they weren’t hot:
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>>34650175
I'm not talking about the value of those men, I'm talking about their perceived value of the society they live in. That's not even remotely the same thing.
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Gender
How do you feel about abortion?
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>>34650168
>sarah mclachlan
>stevie nicks
Based
Let's gooo women
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State Gender
What do you think makes someone interesting or boring?
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>>34650184
I support abortion up to 20 weeks
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>>34650183
you are just weak
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>>34650184
M
Always fine when the pregnancy is life threatening or in unusual circumstances like rape, probably shouldn't be allowed all the way up to birth but I don't care enough to define some specific point where it shouldn't be allowed. I seriously doubt women are deciding at the absolute last minute to abort their children anyway, and if they are then it's probably a good thing they're not going to be a parent.
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>>34650184
F
indifferent, i'd get one if i had to but i dont really like the way ppl treat them so casually or even like they are a good thing
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>>34650184
M
I support it certain cases, such as rape, malformities, Down Syndrome, criminal or addicted parents, etc
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Need emotional support cat boi when I go to the dentist tomorrow
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>>34650195
*purring*
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>>34650184
F
I'm generally fine with it during the first trimester and am generally against it afterwords.
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>>34650184
I support it>>34650195
because of cases like this
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>>34650195
I need a floss buddy cat girl so we can remind each other to floss every night.

>"Did you floss?"
>"No, did you?"
>"No."
>"Okay, let's go floss."
>"Meow."
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>>34650196
He won’t be when the hose comes out
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>>34650199
I’ll do it before I go tomorrrow
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>>34650178
I was hated first so fuck off
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Hey ATOGA
I just had some painful memories
When I was 17 (2021) I was in love with this guy in his 30s and stalked him a lot
He wasn't interested and went to greater and greater lengths to avoid me
I understand his feelings but I already had low self-esteem so that really hurt
Thanks for reading my blog
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>>34650202
You'll do it before you go to sleep tonight.

*unsheathes claw menacingly*
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>>34650184
M
I think it should be easily available and not stigmatized at all for any medical danger present for the mother, or if there is debilitating medical issues for the child (up to the parents though).
Optional abortions are only permitted if nationwide a birth rate of 2.1 over the previous 365 days has already been achieved. If a woman is forced to have a child she doesn't want to raise during that time, there will be a well funded foster system and the child with either at birth go to a desiring and approved family, or the child will be raised in a (Again, well funded) boarding school like system, none of this "passed around the foster system" business, they will be given every opportunity to succeed and the best education and facilities money can buy. Some work would need to be done to de-stigmatize the children who grew up in the system, but they would be given so much to succeed that it shouldn't be that difficult.
after a birth rate of 2.1 women may get abortions if they want one.
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>>34650205
Are you Asuka, from Evangelion?
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>>34650207
I used the water flosser after I ate. Now put that thing away before I get the bottle.
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>>34650205
I have a girl who psychically stalks me all the fucking time. I can feel her watching gaze wondering where I am and when she can have me. And I try to get her to leave me alone because there are more interesting things in this world than her crazy ass. And she should find a man who can love her properly
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My cat fucked me up (I deserved it)
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>>34650211
Oh, I forgot to mention, in the event that a child has a detectable serious medical issue and the parents DON'T want an abortion, they do waive the right to have the child put into the well funded boarding system. If they can pre-arrange an individual specific adoption family then that's fine, and I'd even be fine with some systems in place to help them do that, but you can't decide you want to give birth to a seriously disabled child and then expect the hugely tax funded child rearing system to just take that on for you.
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i wish a man would stalk me
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I want to introduce my femanon gf to my mom!
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>>34650220
Hey
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>>34650220
Link your top 3 most used social media accounts.
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>>34650221
But she lives in the computer
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>least obvious attention seeking narcissist
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>>34650216
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>>34650221
Hey Mom, this is my gf, I met her on 4chan!
>What's 4chan, dear?
*shows her the exploding van news report*
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Heavy metal poisoning mmm this smells so bad
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>>34650228
Real
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>>34650224
but i dont have any personal info on any of them
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>>34650205
kittenposter?
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God I hate the fucking internet. Why is this the only website that isn't CONSTANT advertising and psyops (okay maybe there are SOME psyops here, but nothing compared to instagram, twitter, tiktok, etc.). We need a reset back to the year 2000.
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>>34650184
M
Dont really care as much as many men do. Still find it instinctively repulsive and classless as an act in most cases though, which is ironically why I support it - the women who are aborting kids abould not be reproducing or parenting, so their genes being given an offramp out of the pool is ideal.
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>>34650184
M
Fully against
It's murder, plain and simple
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>>34650240
Agreed, the rest of the internet stresses me out so much with all the ads and psyops. I need an ice cold Mountain Dew to relax right about now, and maybe I'll play some Raid: Shadow Legends to take my mind off of things. Anybody else blackpilled about women?
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>>34649759
Femanons
Man or Bear?
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>>34650240
>but nothing compared to instagram, twitter, tiktok, etc
>he doesn't know
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>>34650235
As a belligerent oversharer of info you should probably keep hidden you really shouldn’t be tempting these incels with stalking your troonin ass. Do not give fucking consent of any fucking idea of it on fucking 4chan
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>>34650240
This is the literal only website left that doesn't have a profit motive for engaging with it. Every single other website is people trying to get enough attention for them to make money off of it.
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>>34650245
He is a naughty boy for not having solid boundaries that cater to her.
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Why shouldn't I be inclined to believe that a chick I planned a date with from a dating app canceled it because she found someone more attractive to go out with that night?
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>>34650240
Anon it wouldnt matter. The potential power of mass communication always has the current internet as an end result. Something as powerful as the internet was never going to stay exclusive to hobbyist nerds, that just isnt real.
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>>34650245
Bear cause he's handsome, where can I get a bf that looks like him <3
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>>34650245
Villain maybe pushing it a bit but he's obviously pretty shitty, and not because he was shy or whatever and didn't ask her out, she would have said no.
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>>34650220
Is it even a Monkey Paw, if that wish barely has a room to work in a good way?
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>>34650252
Believe it, accept it as truth, retain your positivity. If you can do this you’re in a great spot. Own the worst outcome and it can’t hurt you.
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>>34650245
he is a villain, but a tragic one
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>>34650252
There are a million things that could've caused her to cancel that have absolutely nothing to do with you, another man, or dating in general.
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>>34650252
because your brain is stupid and always imagine bad things
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>>34650164
We didn't suck when I first joined but we grew to suck. They claimed to dry clean the uniforms every once in a great while but I didn't and still don't believe them lol.
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>>34649986
Sports bras aren't that bad
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>>34650258
>"barely has a room to work in a good way"
I beg to differ
>he stalks me
>he learns everything about me, the bad and the good
>he asks me out, pretending we just met
>we start dating and he overlooks all the bad parts of me since he already knew about them beforehand
>he’s obsessed with me and never leaves me
>we live happily ever after
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>>34650184
M
If it’s necessary for medical reasons or because the woman was raped then fine, it sucks but it’s acceptable. Past a certain point though if a woman wants an abortion because she’s so fucking selfish that she’s willing to kill her own unborn child just to avoid the consequences of her own actions, she is a complete psychopath
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>>34650262
>meanwhile imagining himself as a woman and forcing everyone to believe it
Much smarter
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>>34650259
As someone whose brain is hardwired to do this, this is a good path to becoming anxiety incarnate.
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>>34650271
what
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>>34650256
>>34650260
Have you guys never read a monkey paw story?
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>>34650261
She said she sprained her ankle, but it definitely feels like a lie
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I think she's the cutest
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>>34650272
You have to become that to overcome it. The aforementioned idea is in Marcus Aurelius’ meditations I’m not talking out of my ass
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>>34650252
Why would you not think she has several dates to go to this week?
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>>34650239
Nope
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>>34650252
It could just as easily be anxiety
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>>34650280
Bvs a fat child abandoner who looks like chicken little but you gotta admit the bitch speak fact sometime
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What if you asked the guy on a date instead and people were around and he said no but then the people around you stop and he starts cheekily singing oh no no no no no and everyone around you join in.
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>>34650280
So she canceled mine because she doesn't think I'm attractive enough?
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State gender
It's your turn at karaoke night and your crush is watching and listening. What are you singing?
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>>34650284
I would say “boy whoever wrote this hypothetical sure isn’t funny” and look directly at the camera
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>>34650286
No she's going to practice on you for chad.
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>>34650287
F
I would never be at karaoke night
Singing is a private activity
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>>34650287
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrgnLufZq-c
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>>34650278
Marcus Aurelius is a loser and a bum
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>>34650274
Dude, shut the fuck up.
The issue isn't that the wish backfired. Nobody would blame somebody for wishing their crush liked them back. It's how he handled the wish backfiring even after he knew it backfired.
>So, uh, I know the girl I liked is in hell or whatever, and that her body is possessed by a demon or something that isn't even remotely like her at all, and is actually really awful in a lot of ways. But like damn, she gives some good head
And that's even ignoring that he wasn't even addressing how fucking weird she was being during the whole first section, which the movie explicitly calls out as everybody else thinking he was taking advantage of her.
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>>34650293
weird
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>>34650295
He wouldn’t care if you said that, making it powerless. And you’re over here CARING about a random SLORE
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>>34650287
M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU&pp=0gcJCUECo7VqN5tD
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>>34650296
>schizo who broke out of the mental ward goes on spree of maniacal violence
>sees you
>fuck man you need this more than me
*hands over his meds
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>>34650018
Jesus Christ, I would do anything for her
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>>34650245
>Man or Bear?
Well, its producer is a YouTube sketch comedian, so I suspect that name was intentional
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I love pussy
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>>34650287
M
Ace of Spades
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>>34650308
CURRY BARKER PAID THE CREW OF OBSESSION PEANUTS AND THEN DOUBLED DOWN ON IT WHEN PROMPTED. MOVIES MADE IN THE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS BTW. CURRY BARKER IS A NEPO BABY TOO


Funny kid, can’t say enough good things
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Get back to work anon
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>>34650287
WELL, SHE WAS JUST
SEVEN-TEEN
YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN
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>>34650318
Thx
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Women, are you ever casually naked around other women?
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>>34650319
What did he mean by this?
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>>34650321
I got naked for a massage once if that counts.
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>>34650321
I mean isn’t that what the locker room or pool is, but with slightly more clothes?
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Women,

If we match on a dating app, you see I have motorcycle from photo, would a motorcycle ride with me be a good first date? Or is it too much?
>>
>>34650318
I don't like my job anymore :(
>>
i cant orgasm from sex
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>>34650321
Imagine getting them pregnant
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>>34650340
Me neither (because I can't have sex.)
>>
literally too insensitive. its like sisyphian journey jerking me off, just never cum
>>
>>34650340
Me neither (I also can't have sex.)
>>
I miss her
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>>34650325
Sauna
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>>34650354
6.7x6 (99.5th percentile girth)
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>>34650363
Tell us about her.
>>
I used to be afraid of dying in Ukraine but honestly, it doesn't scare me so much anymore.
>>
Femanons, would you stick by your man after he suffers a massive aura loss?
>>
How can I make money doing online sex work if I'm a dude, and I'm not hot?

I'm inexperienced with anal sex toys and that seems to be the main dude niche. I could also do gay foot fetish I guess, but you can pretty much see dude feet just by walking outside in the Summer and looking at all the guys wearing flip flops.
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>>34650369
7x5
its ok son
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>>34650375
I have 131 iq tested online clinically tho
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>>34650373
No (I would but I don't have a man)

>>34650371
Easy to say now that they're winning.
>>
This was intentional sabotage, wasn't it?

Someone is trying to send you a message.
>>
You pour your heart and soul into the low self-esteem BPD girl and do everything to fix her, and then after all the improvement she just monkey-branches you because now she thinks she can do better. You honestly don't hate women enough.
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Alright guys, nobody’s mogged me yet, but i haven’t posted in this time slot. Can you put up better stats?
>6’1”
>White
>30
>dark blue eyes
>brown hair, tidy, not balding
>I would rate my exes as 8, 7, 7
>athletic body
>I take steroids
>I care about dressing well but alternative
>I prefer being clean shaven or a few days of stubble
>barritone-bass voice
>stable white collar job, make ~100K a year
>currently live with housemates but saving for a house
>have my own car, paid off
>3 long term girlfriends, 1 year, 3 years and 6 years from 16-30
>very dominant and aggressive in sex
>My dick is 6.7” length, 6” girth (99.5th percentile girth)
>I don’t have friends (zero)
>I don’t hate people but I find they just get in my way rather than add anything
>If I am dating you, you are my only social outlet and I will take great interest in you
>I have been told I come off as very confident/assertive despite being a very anxious/depressive person and I think it’s just my autism
>clinically online tested IQ of 131, proof posted earlier in the thread
> I talk to my mother once a month, other family on special occasions. So family doesn’t have a lot of value to me
>I do want kids, I really want a daughter
>I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don’t mind if you do as long as you don’t hurt yourself (I.e no habitual or high risk)
>I had 3 homosexual encounters from 19-22 I’m fully aware of my heterosexuality now
>I enjoy drawing, reading non-fiction (I am currently plowing through an archaeologically annotated version of the Bible), learning Japanese, I attend weekly singing lessons
>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious
>Politically I am not a progressive or conservative, AI labels me a “paternalistic ethnocentric nationalist”
>I am not religious. I like mainline Christians, dislike Muslims.
>I think abortion should be legal up to 20 weeks
>I am medicated for anxiety and depression
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Should I use dating apps?
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>>34650388
My penis is 3 inches but I still mog you in everything else.
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>>34650382
The gangstalkers? I see them, but I ignore them.
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>>34650389
Sure, but tailor your expectations and don't let them become your entire life.
>>
Foids
Does aura farming count as a hobby?
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Where do I go to find community? I was going to this one teahouse but i got banned from there for being a creep even though i wasnt
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>>34650370
I don't even know where to start
>>
Should I just legitmately kill myself?
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>>34650399
I'll be your community negro
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Surf dudes with attitudes, kind of groovy
Laid back moods
Sky above, sand below
Good vibrations, feeling mellow
Won't give it up, don't want to stop
Don't wake me up
Don't wake me up if I'm dreaming
California Dreams
Just let me lay here in the sun
Until my dream is done
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>>34650403
Yes
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>>34650399
sports
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>>34650373
Ye
I can lend him some aura.
>>
>>34650403
Why would you do that
>>
What do I do if I don't like when women are involved in my interests?
You do legitimately fuck things up and take the enjoyment out of them
>>
>>34650395
If socializing and shopping count.
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Why didn't the nostalgia trends just revive one decade at a time?
I'm seeing bell bottoms and modular furniture coming back at the same time as phat pants and white sneakers and white socks. Jesus fucking Christ. Is it the '70s, '80s, or '90s (I'm sorry, "Y2K")? Make up your fucking minds!
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>>34650409
I'm fat, balding, and have a below average penis
>>
>>34650411
Congratulations you’re a human being. Having this exact grievance is the requirement
>>
Women would you train with a man’s butthole?
>>
i never lose aura. im a batkin we are too stealthy and black as night
>>
>>34650416
because different people associate different things with the feeling of "longing for simpler times"? the fugg?
>>
>>34650407
What sports are there for adults even? I missed the softball sign ups already
>>
>>34650399
>even though i wasnt
lol... people wouldn't lose out on money if it wasn't absolutely necessary
>>
>>34650424
>What sports are there for adults?
E-Sports
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>>34650421
the aura loss from this post alone is insane
>>
>>34650430
Hot
>>
Girls,

If a guy was into throat/gag training, would you indulge him? I.e. training your gag reflex with either his dick or dildos
>>
>>34650424
Bruh there are community leagues for all kinds of sports. Soccer and basketball seem to be the most common though.
>>
i dont lose aura to little punks!
>>
>>34650441
Punk Rock! Punk Rock! It makes the world go around when you fuck cock! You know what it tastes like when you suck cock!
>>
It hurts real bad today.
>>
>>34650433
If he expresses my tonsil stones with his cock for me.
>>
You will be sodomised.
>>
>>34650445
Some of the vilest shit you've ever said.
>>
Why did they shove a funnel up my anus and then fill it with hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alcohol? What was this supposed to do for me?
>>
the world has forsaken me to go outside naked
>>
>>34650450
I love mentioning that when men bring up receiving oral.
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>>34650455
The sexiest part of your naked body will be your bare feet. I will goon while thinking of you spreading and flexing your sexy, sexy toes!
>>
what is the progression to stop being a coward
>>
Women is it cringe if he drives a Hummer
>>
>>34650459
JUST
DO
IT
>>
My scrotum was handled and twisted and slashed and bled with a knife as part of a paganistic ritual. My genitalia cried tears of blood, which was the blood of the Horned God that represented his semen as he copulated with the Mother Goddess. This was not the first time my testicles were used ritualistically.
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>>34650461
it's cringe if he exists
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>>34650461
Extremely
Unless it's an old H1 as a fun car on the side.
>>
You are having a mental health episode.
>>
>>34650461
Life's a bummer when you're a hummer
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>>34650450
not to say bluevalkyrie isn't disgusting, but you asked a shitty question and got a shitty answer
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>>34650476
Obviously I'm not the anon that asked this vile shit.
>>
My cat is like an athlete the way she runs
>>
>>34650463
that is not a progression man
>>
Void screaming is only kino if the screamer truly intends to express himself rather than fill a social need. And, you know, a little inspiration wouldn’t hurt
>>
>>34650433
I've already been doing that by myself for a long time, so there's nothing less to train for.
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>>34650477
oh well then the other anon asked a shitty question and teed bluevalkyrie up for a shitty answer
>>
>>34650481
who said it has to be one? the progression is that you get better at just doing it over time by training your justdoit muscles
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>>34650484
Fuck marry me now.
>>
>>34650485
I love shitposting.
>>
>>34650287
F. Disney songs or 2010's pop, depending on the audience.
>>
How do I explain thatI was late getting back from the washroom because not only did I have bad diarrhea, but a homosexual accosted me in the stall, tackled me from behind, and forced my shit back in with his penis? He raped me and left me sobbing in the bathroom stall with a bloodied, shitty anus. While his cock was covered in my blood, my shit, and his semen. I was homosexually raped! He buggered me, you see!
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>>34650487
but I can't do it even once so that is why I need a progression
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>>34650488
Can't do that, but I'll keep trying to normalize sucking dildos. Is that good enough?
>>
>>34650287
Gunther and the Sunshine Girls - The Ding Dong Song


Oooooh you touch my tra-la-la! Oooooh my ding ding dong!
>>
There's no point in sucking off a strap
>>
>>34650490
Ew, imagine trying to do karaoke and having to listen to JH sing colors of the wind.
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>>34650426
Nah the pooner barista had a vendetta against me.
>>
you just keep on spreading death and sexual disease with your shit stained cock, don't you?
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>>34650492
the progression is
>know you should be doing something
>take a deep breath
>just fucking do it
>profit
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>>34650495
Correct. But not in the form of a question.
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>>34650498
lol
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>>34650495
there's no valid point in sucking off anything
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Your face looks like a pair of testes. A scrotum sack.

Testicle face! Testicle face! Ha ha ha, see see see, hee hee hee, you look like a Scrotum Face!

That is what I shall call you. Scrotum Face.
>>
You ever have a wet nightmare?
>>
>>34650508
>me speaking to the newest admit in the burn ward
>>
Fucking foids
How about you post tits
>>
I approve of the genital mutilation posts.
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Women, why don't you dress like this?
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>>34650516
you should nickname him matchstick
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>>34650520
Just to be clear, I meant the girl, not the stuffed animal thing.
>>
Women how would you feel if your bf called you his soggy little cookie
>>
>>34650520
like a quirk chungus closeted millenial lesbian?
>>
>>34650490
JH moment
>>
>>34650517
>post tits to a place where no one believes youre a real woman
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>>34650524
He would be raped
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>>34650525
>girl wearing a flannel shirt and a hat
>REEEEE QUIRKY CHUNGUS!!!!
Why are zoomers so sensitive? Would you rather she dress like a cosplayer egirl to be 'normal'?
>>
>>34650528
In Atlantic City they've got Silicon titty's
I really like American Girls
They are so pretty
Sometimes if I'm nice to them
They'll take me to the movies
So I can play with their boobies, boobies
Play with their boobies
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>>34650523
they are dressed the exact same way you moron
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>>34650531
She should dress in nothing
>>
If I were designing the ULTIMATE sex toys for guys to jerk off with what functions would you want it to have? We can ignore low hanging fruit like auto lube dispensing and being heated, and nothing stupid like "it tells me it loves me".
>>
>>34650520
Were so quirky and divorce-chungused https://youtu.be/dIzlSVFq950?is=a7pnR1o8S3Dt3SQM
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>>34650531
She could also just be normal, no reason to larp as a sexually misguided lumberjack on spring break
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>>34650524
I'd ask him what that's a reference to. Because he wouldn't just say that naturally.
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>>34650517
That's not asking very nicely, naughty boy!
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>>34650535
kek, I genuinely didn't realize that, I didn't really look at the stuffed animal.
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>>34650541
I would say that naturally
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>>34650545
attention of a wood chip
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>>34650537
Design murder robot dommes that spank and finger men at random!
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>>34650536
Anon’s never heard of bad naked.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw5LE-h3uqs
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>>34650537
A penis shaped dildo drone that rapes his ass on auto-pilot. And another autonomous AI-driven aerial vehicle that accosts men and sucks the semen out of their penises in public places. As horrified onlookers watch and take videos with their phones.
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>>34650541
you know exactly what that's a reference to
>>
If you found a ninja assassin lurking in your house waiting to kill you, how would you strike back?
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>>34650547
And that's why I don't want to date you.
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>>34650493
That’s all I need.
>>
>>34650554
Is it just a sexual innuendo, or is it something from a movie or meme or whatever?
>>
Women, were you ever lesbian raped by a woman?
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>>34650321
I had a friend casually topless and bottomless in front of me and I was not used to that at all.
>>
>>34650558
Why not
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>>34650556
>strike back
This implies the assassin ninja has already struck.
>>
>>34650566
She have a bush?
>>
>>34650537
Depends on what you mean by ultimate. Do you want the most mass appealing that will sell huge volume or do you want one that will give you the most earth shattering orgasms that would let you jerk yourself off to death.
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>>34650551
Basically he just made a sitcom about himself right
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>>34650537
>fixable to penis without me needing to hold it there
>strokes can be regular or randomized in a number of patterns
>knows when i'm about to cum so it can edge me and turn off
>for fun, counts and displays number of edged orgasms
>can ruin orgasms, possibly randomly
>can be locked on with timed and/or key release
really i just need all of that for prolonged self-bondage sessions
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>>34650573
Nope
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>>34650564
Nta but pretty sure it’s a limp bizkit play
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>>34650577
The latter. The plan is to build it and when the collapse happens to just plug myself into it and die of dehydration.
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>>34650326
That's a little sketch as a first date
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>>34650582
don't be so dumb, it's not cute
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>>34650582
It is not a limp Bizkit play
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Women,

If we match on a dating app, you see I have a really cool warhammer army, would teaching you how to paint a tyranid model be a good first date? Or is that too much?
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>>34650580
Lame
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>>34650520
I do though
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>>34650589
>implying I would use dating apps
>implying I would match with a guy that wasted his money and time on something so cringe
carving spoons would be more impressive
>>
Looks like someone’s been watching euphoria. YWN be hunter
>>
Women if you found an injured moid by the roadside and he was cute would you take him home and heal him in hopes that he'll fall for you
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>>34650594
this
men will complain women dont respect their hobbies then have hobbies that involve painting action figures
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>>34650594
I also carve spoons sometimes!
I had a girl over and I helped her to make her own personalized pair of walnut chopsticks and little stand for them once. I don't see her anymore though, whore.
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>>34650597
No. Injured animals are the most dangerous.
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>>34650584
It would need either a cock ring in the fleshlight itself or you’d want it as a secondary attachment.
Then you’d want it to resemble a fleshlight and one of those ohmibod vibrators if you attached them together so that as you stroke yourself with the fleshlight you are simultaneously teasing your prostate.
Anything past that just starts getting superfluous.
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>>34650597
I would think it was a setup to murder or abduct me when I stopped the car. I'll call the non-emergency line and let them know somebody was by the side of the road though that looked like they needed help.
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>>34650599
Yeah, i see tons of women saying that henry cavill is gay for being into warhammer….
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>>34650597
>give life and safety to a moid
>bring him home and nurse it back to health
>rewards me by raping and beating me before robbing my house and leaving
no thanks
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>>34650607
Okay, but what if he was white?
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>>34650607
It’s the leaving that bothers the foid
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>>34650586
No what, I’m just like that naturally. What did I do.
>>34650587
It sounds a lot like one
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>>34650608
im not racist so my response is the exact same with regards to men
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>>34650597
>bring a diseased predator into your sanctuary
I think the fuck not
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>>34650589
Gonna paint a dick on your figurine.
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>>34650608
Those are the worst kind when it comes to rape and violence.
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>>34650602
>>34650605
>>34650607
>>34650617
Assuming he doesn't want to slaughter and eat you
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>>34650597
No. You call 911 and let them deal with the moid.
Step number one is to assess for danger and there's a moid there. Also moids wouldn't preform chest compressions on women either, so fuck em.
>>
>>34650622
well a man that cannot do those things is basically a different creature entirely, so its a pointless question
>>
>>34650622
why the fuck would I burden myself for some random gooner that will just try to use this situation to use me to stimulate his penis one way or another? are you out of your mind? wtf is in it for me?
>>
>>34650630
this but unironically
i might even run his foot over just for making eye contact with me
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>>34650630
Free moid
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>>34650602
>>34650605
>>34650607
>>34650617
Anon didn't say it had to be an African or Muslim. Chill.
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>>34650634
>free trash that will actively make your life worse
pass
>>
>preform
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>>34650635
Most women would feel far safer with a muslim than with the average white male. In fact I'm pretty sure I'd rather be around a convicted felon than a random, unknown white male. I'm pretty sure most women ITT can confirm.
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>>34650640
Moid hands, terrible bait, 0/10.
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>>34650641
It's not bait, she's right.
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>>34650638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVnr7rsWrE
>>
>62 seconds between posts
hmm...
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>>34650637
You can make him do stuff that you don't want to do with your womanly charm
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>>34650641
Nope. Sorry to burst your bubble, you're not special for being white.
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>>34650640
>women are brainwashed cattle
Well, true enough...
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>>34650640
Tell me again why women should be allowed to vote.
>>
>>34650641
good job identifying it but don't reply to obvious bait in the future. just let him samefag and ignore him.
>>
>>34650645
I'm convinced we're being raided.
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>>34650647
moids are extremely incompetent, the last two times one tried to help me with something they broke shit and weren't even able to do the thing so I had to do it myself in the end and buy new things to replace what broke on top of that
would have been way better to just do it myself right away as intended
>>
>>34650652
You are being gang raped. You are being buggered! And your buggerers are taking turns buggering you! Your anus will be so so sore, and you will not be provided lube.
>>
>>34650652
nah this shit's been going on forever. pretty sure it's just one guy samefagging himself, and occasionally he phoneposts to get around cooldown requirements (and then posts screencaps of (you)s on only some of the posts as if nobody's ever phoneposted or used inspect element before). this thread specifically attracts a lot of crazies for some reason.
>>
>>34650653
This one can fix stuff
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>>34650538
I am scared of clicking on this
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>>34650656
that's what they all think but they all lack the motor skills to execute what they think they can do in their head where they have some made up idea about what they are capable of in theory
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>>34650655
It's worse lately I think.
>>
>>34650635
That's nice. However all the culturally relevant serial murderers I'm aware of who do this kind of thing are white men.
>>
>>34650661
true, the last couple days have been especially bad. my guess is that someone got unbanned and doubled down on shitting up the thread to make up for lost time. i don't think it's a raid, places like the sharty usually switch targets or get bored after a short while.
>>
>>34650667
there is a incel duo that always posts together
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>>34650664
The 19th was a mistake.
>>
>>34650671
NTA
>Women shouldn't vote because they acknowledge that most serial killers are white men
Flawless logic my guy.
>>
>>34650673
Just ignore him, he's having a meltie.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xtFp2Wu_To
>>
>>34650673
Meanwhile, 5% of black males will murder someone in their lifetime, and 1/3 are convicted felons, but they watch dateline murder porn so that means that white guy bad.
>>
>>34650673
Do you know what per capita is?
>>
>>34650669
for some reason i find this kind of thing fascinating. /p/ used to have recognizable posters who did the same thing and would just shit up every thread, presumably because one time their photos got called trash, so they dedicated their lives to shitting up the entire board as revenge.
>>
If I am 100% sure the girls wants me. How weird it is to text her want to make out tomorrow instead of doing whatever?
>>
whenever I go on a date with a woman and it doesnt end well, I get frustrated and feeling like fapping to vent all my sexual frustation.
Is this healthy and if not how do I stop it?
>>
>>34650664
>all the propaganda i've consooomed said
Yeah, as mentioned here >>34650649
>>34650673
The White serial killers in question:
https://files.catbox.moe/6cslnp.jpg
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>>34650682
>want to make out tomorrow?
Creepy
>want to hang out tomorrow?
Cool, and if she really does want you, she'll be happy to make out with you.
>>
Gender

Do you like the Terminator?
>>
>>34650683
There are probably healthier outlets than masturbation, but there are also way worse ways to handle it. You do you, man.
>>
>>34650678
The commander general on /tg/ has a couple who have made the thread unusable for over a year now.
>>
>>34650685
are you going to X? want to do Y instead? this works right?
>>
>>34650686
Fuck that fuck first blood too you have no taste I’d rather watch slaughtered vomit dolls than that garbage
>>
>>34650686
Arnold Schwarzenegger? yeah I like that guy
>>
>>34650682
How attractive are you?
>>
>>34650693
I don't know
>>
Women would you own an emerald mine in the drc
>>
>>34650682
>want to make out tomorrow
Bitch move. That’s putting the onus on her to make a move on you.
>>
>>34650698
wdym
>>
>>34650689
Asking what they want is not being confidently in command.
>>
Which pornstar (or any woman who does naked photoshoots or movie scenes) do you think has the most attractive body of all time? Doesn't have to be current, can just be what they looked like at any point in time you choose.
>>
>>34650695
No.
>>
>>34650700
only people who have talked to women may answer. ok, incel-kun?
>>
>>34650699
Look, the best ways are generally to out them on the defensive, and not in the position of power. It’s better for her to be flustered than to be in a position to turn you down.
>want to make out tomorrow?
>i’m thinking about making out with you tomorrow while we do X
The second one is still middling, but it’s in the right direction.
>>
>>34650704
>will you please have sex with me?
Yeah that will definitely make them dripping…
>>
Women if a man texted you
>You will have sex with me
Will your panties drop immediately?
>>
>>34650709
I would call the cops
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>>34650709
Believe it or not, no, they would not.
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>>34650711
Glowie detected
>>
>>34650711
Nigga electro is itt
>>
>>34650709
No. My strap would assemble itself.
>>
>>34650709
I reply with a yoda gif and block him
>>
How are we all feeling about life right now?
>>
What is wrong with euros
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>>34650723
>>
>>34650723
Bad
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>>34650720
Fake nerd. It was obi wan.
>>
>>34650723
My person is here, now, but i live in my head
the world there is bigger
>>
need it prone asap
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>>34650723
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>>34650723
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>>34650726
>>34650727
Hugs you
>>34650729
Same but I might be losing it
>>
>>34650723
Ok, at least I don't live on the US



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