>Brand new at a job>Very attractive female boss and I are talking one on one, I’ve worked like 80+ hours this week so I’m completely exhausted (explains why I said something so weird) >She asks me point blank during our conversation if I have a girlfriend. >I say “no, but that’s alright too, haha”>She awkwardly laughs back and pivots subjects. How do I recover from this?
If you're not going to date your coworkers anyways you can wear a rainbow pin for diversity quota points.
Jerk off onto her hair while she's answering a phone call.