How can I get a thick gf?
>>34651115Awwww heelll naw, li'l sperg bro done with goon sesh and now he inspired to finna find a wife in what he gooned to lol daaamn bro rly let porn motivate his life bro down bad fr he outta pocket fo dat
>>34651115The same way you get any other girl. Be six feet, pack six inches, make six figures, and hope that she gives you a chance.
>>34651202Was this an ironic shitpost or are you serious
>>34651115Go talk to them. Most of the time they have some irrational goddess complex, but occasionally they're decent people.>>34651204Lurk moar for your answer
>>34651115Get any gf and make her fat
>>34651115Bait your treble hook with a hamburger and cast it down the sidewalk. Reel in whatever bites.
>>34651115BBC