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First for my nigga Jace, RIP I can't believe they took him out just like my boy Charlie Kirk
I didn't want to post first.But I will, for >him.
>>34655164last thread you said you were over short men
cashiers are really nice at the beginning of their shift
I'm very sweaty right now :/
Plap
>>34655174Ditto
>>34655166I'm over these short men on here.Not >him tho. >He's a cutie.
Would you fuck a 2/10 for 10 million dollars? state your gender
>>34655183Christ no
>>34655179I hate summer, I think I got sunburnt too
I just wanna take her somewhere nice. Somewhere green. Somewhere by the ocean. Somewhere she'll enjoy
>>34655187you are the 2/10
can you be a manipulator by accident?
>>34655195Some people do it subconsciously
>>34655142Why do women pretend size doesn't matter?
>>34655163Ixalan was peak in retrospect
>>34655195no, you can fuck people over on accident but manipulation needs the element of doing it on purpose the actions and outcome might be the exact same but one might be manipulation and the other unawareness
another girl said my penis was big :)
>>34655205what a whore you are
Basically this thread
>>34655212Women just don't know when to shut their mouths
>>34655207thanks :)
need sleep aid gf
I want to meet the love of my life at the psych ward
I love womenespecially if they are flat
>>34655142I have a question for everyoneGender>Male>FemaleClass>Warrior>Rogue>Mage
30 m here, 6'2". never been in a serious relationship, shy and a bit introverted but not a shut in, overweight but working hard at losing it (already lost a ton of weight this past year). Would any girls be willing to give a guy like me a shot at dating, if you met someone similar irl? I don't want to end up alone and I'm trying to stay positive here. Pic related was me a couple months ago
>>34655233MWarrior
Is it morally correct to slap a woman if she's being hysterical?
>>34655218self-hating female here, can confirm. I genuinely hate hanging around other women because all they bitch about is politics, whatever big youtuber drama is happening atm, and everything they think is wrong with men (even like mundane ass shit that everyone does, like masturbating, but they for some reason hate when men do it (????)), it's insufferable.They're just assholes in general to anyone that's not a devout feminist (they'll even still hate you even when you do become that if you're not up to their high ass standards), shit, no wonder y'all hate em so much. Sure, men can be pretty retarded sometimes (just as much as anyone really) but at least their more pleasant to hang around desu
>>34655234Looks wise? Yeah, absolutely. But how someone looks only makes up maybe 10% of why I would or wouldn't date someone, so I can't really say without knowing anything else about you other than your physical stats. However, the fact you lost a bunch of weight tells good things about your character.
>>34655236I think it's morally correct to slap and cunt punt her
>>34655238This would have been one of those instances where you should have shut your mouth.
self hating women make me sad
>>34655234drop another 50lbs and get clothes that actually fit you properly and your chances will be better.
yes fold me mommy >_<
>>34655246the clothes fit him well enough for struggling with his weight, what are you on about?
>>34655234Stop buying shit from jack and jones. That's for teenage kids. Their quality is shit and made up out of polyester mostly.
the fat fetishist is missing out on some goon material right now
>>34655251Why would he spend tons on clothes he hopes to not fit into anymore two months for now? Why are anons being so dumb?
How many of y'all would be cool with having sex with a girl who smokes weed?
>>34655256Im just recognizing the shirt and trying to give advice for in the future.
>>34655260I'm pumping and dumping you
>>34655261Did he ask for fashion advice? He probably already has a whole plan for what to buy and wear if he reaches his goal weight. You're just being condescending for no reason.
>>34655234This is a competitive man in the big 26. Start working on yourself >6’1”>White>30>dark blue eyes>brown hair, tidy, not balding>I would rate my exes as 8, 7, 7>athletic body>I take steroids>I care about dressing well but alternative>I prefer being clean shaven or a few days of stubble>barritone-bass voice>stable white collar job, make ~100K a year>currently live with housemates but saving for a house>have my own car, paid off>3 long term girlfriends, 1 year, 3 years and 6 years from 16-30>very dominant and aggressive in sex>My dick is 6.7” length, 6” girth (99.5th percentile girth)>I don’t have friends (zero)>I don’t hate people but I find they just get in my way rather than add anything>If I am dating you, you are my only social outlet and I will take great interest in you>I have been told I come off as very confident/assertive despite being a very anxious/depressive person and I think it’s just my autism>clinically online tested IQ of 131, proof posted earlier in the thread> I talk to my mother once a month, other family on special occasions. So family doesn’t have a lot of value to me>I do want kids, I really want a daughter>I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don’t mind if you do as long as you don’t hurt yourself (I.e no habitual or high risk)>I had 3 homosexual encounters from 19-22 (I’m fully aware of my heterosexuality now)>I enjoy drawing, reading non-fiction (I am currently plowing through an archaeologically annotated version of the Bible), learning Japanese, I attend weekly singing lessons>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious>Politically I am not a progressive or conservative, AI labels me a “paternalistic ethnocentric nationalist”>I am not religious. I like mainline Christians, dislike Muslims.>I think abortion should be legal up to 20 weeks>I am medicated for anxiety and depression
>>34655264It's not fashion advice retard. Jack and Jones is a brand. Diesel, only & sons, G star all sell the same things, holy fuck.
>>34655267who the fuck asked?
>>34655269Telling someone what brands to wear is fashion advice. Now would you please calm down.
>>34655212Why would a woman need a game about self improvement
>>34655270You did faggot and I answered. And I answered.
>>34655234Nigga you already look like a dad
>>34655271Im starting to think you're the lard ass from the pic
>>34655238We should have sex
I went outside and now I have a headache, you guys told me that touching grass would make my life better
>>34655264I mean, experimenting with your fashion style can help bring a person's looks up.I personally like experimenting with different variants of emo and goth, but sometimes wearing more cute things makes me feel good too. Maybe he should try stopping by a thrift store like goodwill (since they usually have pretty good stuff there for cheap) and see what they got there, or going onto somewhere like pinterest (or something similar) for inspiration.
>>34655260Can't stand the smell
>>34655267>>I had 3 homosexual encounters from 19-22 (I’m fully aware of my heterosexuality now)When did this get added
>>34655243dude, i'm just saying i don't blame you for how you feel--i actually sometimes wish I were a dude so that I don't have to biologically associate with these retards
>>3465528119-22
>>34655260I married one
>>34655282is that why you take testosterone?
>>34655239Thank you, I find that very encouraging. My main interests are a mix of nerdy and more typical things (video games, books, movies, shooting/collecting guns) Somewhat deep voice, pretty direct but more soft spoken. I'm Attentive/open when listening, and try to be a good person without just being a pushover. I like to make others happy. I know that's not too much more info but Im not trying to post a dating profile here lol.>>34655267Were you saying that about me or you?Either way, you sound like you're overall headed in a good direction man. I hope you keep your head up and stay in the game brother. Might not mean much from someone with my problems, but i believe in you
>>34655250they look like shit, what do you mean? jeans too long. shirt too baggy around the arms. he doesn't need new clothes now cause he's still a fat fuck. get properly fitted shit when you lose more weight.
>>34655286Sounds pretty decent, keep on keeping on.
>>34655274Is that good or bad?Id like to be a dad one day, if I can
>>34655285nah, too expensive and I'm not a tranny. I am a detransitioned ftm though, mainly cause the community's insufferable asf, especially the hardcore political ones.
>>34655163It is crazy that a sphinx was mind raping jace
>>34655293lol
>>34655277you need to do it constantly and forever is the problem
>>34655291depends on the chick you're talking to, heard some of them foids jack off to dad bods in private, wonder why they never actually persue them desu
>>34655291I'm just saying you look like every 3rd dude outside
Can someone help me to motivate me to shower before my bf gets home? I cleaned a little but it's been days and I really reek. I just feel really sad and stuck. My shirt smells so bad
what's a way god has worked in mysterious ways in your life?
>>34655117>>34655153Here are three chapters and a fourth one interrupted by my jobhttps://vocaroo.com/1hM4mrV0FAu5
>>34655306try to channel how light and clean and fresh and new you'll feel when you're all done, hair dry again, fresh clothes on, feeling ready again to take on the world focus on that part of it instead of dreading the steps you have to take to get there
>>34655251>>34655256>>34655261>>34655264 Guy in question here. It's all good, i know I'm not the most fashion savvy person in the world. Ive been putting off buying new clothes because of how expensive it is, but it's getting to be time to just bite the bullet. I bought that shirt im wearing when I was 18 and told myself I'd lose weight to fit in it. I didn't do that until this past year, and now I can wear it. It's not the best shirt, but fitting in it at all gives me a little encouragement. >>34655278Being a rather gruff sounding southern man, maybe I should try to go more of a country/western look. Boots and flannel maybe, that kind of thing
>>34655306He'll break up with you
>>34655306I'm sure he'll understand
>>34655306It seems the advice "take a shower" doesn't apply to girls
>>34655306go do it but act like you are very tired. drag your feet, take a long time to take every step, crawl if you need to. It works for me and it is kinda funny
>>34655314>>34655316Don't listen to these disgusting gooners.
>>34655311I have too many steps in my post shower routine. It's basically comitting to over a half hour of work. I am jealous of men. I have to use four things in the shower, then 12 products to not be ugly most scent related. Thanks for the encouragement maybe I will try to parse it down
>>34655318Gooner?
>>34655318what?? why are you calling me a gooner?
>>34655317this is good advice, it helps me too sometimes to allow myself to not rush at all
>>34655305I don't have a lot of confidence in my looks, so I'll take that as a good thing, thank you
>>34655319us men do shit like that too
>>34655319List them all
all of my heroes are getting marriedwhen are you getting married, /atoga/?
>>34655329me? when are (you) getting married?
>>34655329is that a different chinese girl or am I crazy
>>34655319yeah, I know that feeling too well what helped me is to allow myself to feel like even showering a little bit is better than not at all, so I let myself shower without washing my hair once and to shower without putting on lotion after it felt very very off but also freeing because even though I still felt like it wasn't how it should be, it felt better than before showeringsome days I'd only shower the lower half of my body because I could not deal with all that, but it's always always better than not doing it and often led to me feeling like I can handle a full shower routine the next day
>>34655329I have no idea. Hopefully not much later than 2030.
the cashier didn't recognize me apparently I lost too much weight
Women have you ever cried from imagining something
>>34655343obviously, yeah
>>34655328>shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash (I have sensitive skin and am a redhead I can't just use bar soap)>post shower I do acne preventing body mist on ass, legs, and chest, then deo, then body deo under my boobs and on back, then perfume, then sunscreen, then face and chest elbows and knee cream, face mist, then eyeshadow coverup/pimple patches depending on if I'm going out, do eyebrows, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, vaseline, blush, powder. I'm tired boss
>>34655329Never. Nobody touches my penis but me.
>>34655347What was it
>>34655348Damn I just use soap and shampoo
>>34655355I don't even remember it happened so many times, the most obvious ones would probably be imagining someone in my family dying
>>34655329>wedding dress with a croptopDo women really?
>>34655329MI'm notdont have time for that shit
I've had my penis touched against my will
>>34655329Bf promised he would propose to me this year. We were a little rocky but are doing better lately I can see it happening.
>>34655361Same, when I was a child.
>>34655359I knew something felt whorish but I didn't look close enough. Absolutely vile.
Why do people in relationships come here>To give advice Have they ever actually given good advice though
>>34655363Nice. How long have you been dating?
>>34655367I have a lot of issues.
>>34655367They give good advice sometimes, yeah. I can't say I'd spend too much time here if I were dating someone unless they also read this thread, though.
>>34655369Over 2 years and live together. Wbu are you engaged yet? If so post ring. I need to pick a few engagement rings I was thinking something birthstone related surrounded by tiny diamonds because I'm traditional like that, but maybe with a cool swirly design. My bf's birthstone is aquamarine and mine is peridot and I think they would look amazing together in a little hugging setting
If you think leftists’ political views are disgusting, just wait until you find out about their spiritual viewsUnironic satanists and pagans that do sacrificial offerings to appease their rocks
>>34655365yeah same, not fun
>>34655373I'm extremely single. I wonder how long I'll date my future wife before I propose.
Women would you date a man who frequently goes off on tangents
Question for women:At what point on a date do you know in your head its not going to work out? Do you be polite and wait until it ends or do you up and leave once you realize you dont like this person?I had a first date with a girl the other day, we had met socially for the first time before that so it wasnt a first meeting. We talked for almost 2 hours, and she was friendly silly and asked a lot of questions about me and I got to know her better too. The next day she gave me a rejection text saying shes not feeling the spark etc. I get in my head wondering if something went wrong at the end, or in the middle, or if she knew within the first 5 mins
a girl put her foot on my penis and since then I hate feet
>>34655388There are like 50 reasons she might have said that anon. Do NOT press her for it. She respected you enough to not ghost you and told you she didn't want to keep doing it. That's what dating is you feel each other out to see if you wanna keep doing it. You were attractive to her but something just didn't make her want to keep going.
>>34655233MRogue
>>34655361Same. Woke up to an ex gf fucking me once
>>34655388If a woman doesn’t think a relationship with you is the right fit for her, it doesn’t mean she thinks poorly of you. She just doesn’t want to lead you on or waste anybody’s time.
>>34655329Never
>>34655233MMage. I’d choose paladin or cleric instead if I could
>>34655395>Do NOT press her for itntaWhy can't he? If you're gonna get rejected you might as well know why. I dunno this is almost 100% my autism kicking in, but "I don't feel a spark" is a non-answer, and almost insulting. There's generally a reason I like or dislike someone and I'd rather get to the bottom of it if I misrepresented myself or if it really was something immutable about me that she disliked.
>>34655233MMageI can be a warrior or rogue irl, why would I want to be one in game?
>>34655404She was being kind and sparing his feelings and the rejection is enough no is a whole sentence. He will at best just torture himself and feel bad and make her uncomfortable. I am a woman and have had guys press me and I just felt awkward and still barely said the real reason and they got mad. Let it go the chemistry just wasn't good enough
I thought she was sweet and that we got along especially well but honestly she probably comes off that way to everybody
>>34655404>I dunno this is almost 100% my autism kicking in, but "I don't feel a spark" is a non-answer, and almost insulting.That's definitely your autism. How much more plainly should she say it? "I don't want to date you"?
>>34655404Also I am not so egotistical I want to change a man just because he isn't personally right for me. I also don't want to teach you to lie to other women better. You will find the lid to your pot. My brother is insufferable short and ugly and got a wife that kisses his ass
I thought I found a lid >:/The search continues
Should I go with my gut or listen to what ChatGpt says? I superliked a girl on Tinder and asked for advice but AI says it's a bad idea to be sexual in the opener
>>34655395>>34655401i know that,im not trying to frame it as "why doesnt she like me" instead im asking when do women realize during a date its not someone they want to continue to see? I've had a few dates where I knew immediately she wasn't into me, and other dates like this one where the entire date is happy and casual, and both have led to rejections.She gave me a nice rejection text and I gracefully replied back to her, and that is the end of it, I'm not asking her why. I will likely see her around more during the summer so it ended on good terms so it wont be awkward in the future. >>34655404I tried it once after getting rejected after a 4th date, and even then she still gave me a vague non-answer. There is never any point in asking why someone doesnt like you, especially early on.
>>34655417>should I be sexually explicit in the first time talking to a stranger?You tell me Einstein.
>>34655417AI tells you to be a beta
>>34655417Don't ask a computer program for advice, anon.Why don't you tell me why you want to be sexual in your opening message, and I'll tell you whether or not I think that's a good idea.
>>34655418Maybe she just isn't an asshole and despite being attracted to you there was something you guys just wouldn't gel on long term. She actually held a lot of respect to not waste your time or slow ghost. I am autistic for example I won't date a guy if he has been jabbed or drives a jeep
>>34655425>She actually held a lot of respect to not waste your time or slow ghost.No joke. I'm honestly a little jealous of anon. The last woman I dated led me on instead of just rejecting me.
>>34655421Yeah, that's what I figured. I'll go with my gut. Can't be safe and boring in the opener with bitches
I need a hug right now
>>34655431Gay
>>34655410>I am a woman and have had guys press me and I just felt awkward and still barely said the real reason and they got mad. Let it go the chemistry just wasn't good enoughWell, I don't like that answer at all, because while I might not want to hear it in the moment, negative feedback can still be constructive. Like if I get feedback on why I screwed up on an exam, sure it sucks in the moment to hear you did something wrong, but you need to hear it so you can learn not to make the same mistakes- if they are rectifiable. You know it helped me a lot when someone actually said "Hey you interrupt people a lot, maybe you should try to let people finish their sentences more" rather than just passive-aggressively get mad at me and ignore me. I feel like the most common response is "that's not my job" but like how the hell am I supposed to learn otherwise in a vacuum?>>34655413>How much more plainly should she say it? "I don't want to date you"?No, it's more like "Here's why I don't want to date you: You do x, y, and z">>34655414>Also I am not so egotistical I want to change a man just because he isn't personally right for me.I don't want to change, I want to understand why you don't think I am personally right for you.>I also don't want to teach you to lie to other women better.I want to understand women. You make my intentions sound evil and manipulative, and that is extremely rude. Why do you assume I ask these things in bad faith? Please understand I think there are true incompatibilities among people, and somethings cannot be changed (e.g. religious differences), but leaving someone off better than you left them is a policy everyone should live by.
>>34655431Me too.
>>34655428>there is no happy medium between sexual assault and being a cuckPlease post her ignoring you
My big nose makes me look ugly as fuck. Like a troll or a caveman. Women would you date a man with a big ass caveman nose.
>>34655431look under your rug come get your hug babygirl
>>34655417>>34655428what's the opener you want to use?
>>34655425She was very nice and had a joyful personality I liked, and her rejection was fine, better than being ghosted or just ignored. I'm not mad at her. >I won't date a guy if he has been jabbed or drives a jeepOkay this is my question. Lets say youre talking to a guy on a date and cars comes up and he says he drives a jeep. What do you do next? Do you end the date with an excuse? Do you still act like everything's fine until the date ends? Do you tell him right there you dont like jeep owners?>>34655427Im sorry to hear that man. This was also a very fast date, I did the opposite everything I've done before. Usually I let the woman lead and wait until she shows interest in me first, because Im avoidant, but this time I met a girl at a social event, got her number because she was cool, asked her out and had a first date within 5 days of meeting her. The rejection came today and it hasn't been a week since we met. If you asked me a year ago to take those bold chances I wouldve said hell no.
I've decided that I didn't actually fumble her. She fumbled me.I'm a supervillain now; this is my origin story.
>>34655440Just calling her hot basically but AI says that's too sexual lol
>>34655444give us the exact line
>>34655329>Just a beautiful day with a beautiful you. Stealing this line to pester neckbeards with
>>34655441I'd be polite then reject later. I wouldn't consider continued politeness rude, I think it'd be ruder to act like a robot>BEEP BOOP you activated my anti jeep racism must eject myselfI'm not a cunt you came out to meet me and give me a chance to be MATES. I don't take that lightly and she didn't either. You are viewing disrespect and falsehoods where she was just trying to be nice. Her time means something too. Also we are raised to be Nice. No I wouldn't say I dislike jeep owners to him because bro likes his car it's not my place to denigrate him for it. Being a jeep owner is like being a faggot. They can't be changed.
>>34655433nta but your autism is causing you to conflate empirical failures with more abstract failures of being humanfailing a test and getting feedback works because theres only ONE WAY TO GET IT RIGHT humans are so different, if one girl said "anon i dont like how much you talk about anime, could you maybe have some other hobbies you like, and also you laugh way too loud its annoying" then youre going to assume every girl you meet after that thinks those exact things. You could very well meet a girl who loves anime and loves listening to you talk about it, but if you took advice from every rejection you're going to turn into another person that isnt you
Women are weird. Like Alien beings.
>>34655451I think they're just dorks. Human dorks.
>>34655452>I don't understand the appeal of weed over cokeIt's safer to abuse! :D
>>34655448Thanks anon. I'm sorry if its coming across that Im bitter or upset with her. I'm really not. We talked about like 50 different topics over that date, any one of them couldve been a trigger. and its better that we got them all out early one so she could tell me she didnt like me after the first date instead of a month in.jewish women are so pretty to me but being a non-jew probably wont get me far with them lmao
>>34655260I'd be a little wary of it for a few reasons. Firstly, I'm a drug addict, and that's my drug of choice. I would of course love to get high and have sex, but I don't trust a woman like that to not enable me to abuse my drug of choice and vice versa.Secondly, I'm not gonna have sex again until I'm married. I doubt most stoner women would be down with that.
>when I text a girl on a dating app, I'm actually texting chatgptI feel like this can be gamified if you know it's happening
>>34655465True. I've never tried cocaine because I'm certain I'd be dead right now if I ever had.
>>34655329I hope my boyfriend proposes someday. Is a year too early?
>>34655464A lot of foids are now copying the exact AI texts into their bios with the long -- line thing
>>34655388Yeah, I'll still stick to basic human decency and social rules even if I already know it's not going to go anywhere. Leaving in the middle of a date is very rude and I'm not going to be rude to someone just because I realized we're not a match after getting to know you better.
>>34655472hell some profiles ARE AI now
>>34655448>Being a jeep owner is like being a faggot. They can't be changed.I've never owned a jeep and I don't think any of my friends are jeep owners. But I'm also someone who stutters at the question "What is your dream car?" What's up with Jeep owners?
>>34655471I've heard of plenty of people who got engaged after just a year. I can see myself doing that for the right woman at this point in my life.
>>34655432>hugs make him think about sucking cockbut sure I'm the gay man here
>>34655471How old are you two?
>>34655450That makes a lot more sense. Thanks for actually taking the time to answer.
Opps gave bro the evil strain
I'm having bacon and eggs :3
>>3465548424
>>34655464dating apps are evil
>>34655486He was born with the Devil Gene and smoking weed did to him what getting thrown into a volcano did to Kazuya Mishima
>>34655443Why
>>34655485yw anon. I have autism too so I know the struggles, and for me understanding and interacting with people can be tough
>>34655475Thanks for being a nice person anon
>>34655496I'm not really a supervillain. I'm just getting over it and shitposting about it.I felt like a loser but am beginning to realize I'm not a loser, just someone who got rejected.
I sent itI went with my gut, either she likes my opener or doesn'tI only superliked her because Tinder gave me the free superlike and it expires after 3 days
>>34655503never superlike senpai
>>34655503Tindroids are funny 2 me
>>34655503>superlikelol the girl has the ick already, you seem desperate
>>34655504>>34655508Explain this to someone who has never used The Apps
I think I was not born to live long. Burn fast and hot and bright. Die young.
>>34655503what does a superlike do
attention is so addicting, I can't get enough
>>34655504>>34655508It was for free? what else would I do with it lolAnd she's a latinx girl, maybe she thinks it's romantic
>>34655514you should try going outside they are even nicer
>>34655490Both?
>>34655512Do you repay the attention people give you or are you evil
>>34655511Highlights your profile from the other matches. I only got 1 superlike from a girl back when Tinder didn't want you to pay for them
>>34655513Nothing. You do nothing.
>PTSD>ADHD>Depression>Anxiety>Trauma-bonding>Narcissist>Boundaries>Self-care>Healing>JourneyIf you ever hear a bitch say these words, run away
>>34655517I repay it of course, because that means I get even more attention
>>34655523Healing as a word and the way it’s used drives me into a blood fury
>klaatu>barada>niktoIf you ever hear a bitch say these words, run away
>>34655528what's wrong with it?
>>34655523Or>my ex was abusive/cheater/assholeWhy'd you pick him??
I want to shave my legs but I don't want people calling me gay
>>34655532When they start telling you, unprompted, how all of their ex-boyfriends were abusive and narcissistic, that is as red a flag as you could possibly see.
howdy, atoga.
>>34655535the hell is up with men starting to shave their legs? are y'all trannies now or what?
>>34655523I like those words It is just a matter of how tryhard she is
>>34655540no I just don't like having hairy legs, the rest of my body isn't hairy
>>34655546what's wrong with leg hair?
>>34655523>Trauma-bondingThere was a girl I was into for like 2 months and then I got the biggest ick when I walked into her at a party and she was just bonding with another girl discussing their mental illnesses and what meds they take as if they were bonding about tv shows or books they both liked
>>34655540Most men with gfs have tried on their panties. It's just cute to be a girl.
>>34655550disgusting
women would you date a guy who cooks one dish extremely well but everything else is depressingly mid
>>34655548I don't like it, I think it looks ugly, thank god I'm not hairy anywhere else otherwise I would've killed myself, I was dreading getting hairy when I was a kid
>>34655488Chili's baby back ribs for me, today
>>34655549Those meds also make you psycho. Every crime video on YouTube of some kid who stabs their sibling or mother to death for no apparent reason is always taking these psychotropic drugs because our fucked up society has decided that being sad is a medical disease that should be treated with drugs.
I hope that, maybe in a year or so, I'll get to make out with a woman for the first time
>>34655538yo ho, togies
>>34655558>cares this much about physical appearance yeah, very tranny coded
Are genders listening to any music?Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6X9i-lPxvQ
>>34655564but looksmaxxing is perfectly fine
>>34655565Fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4WsTGkeCY&t=14
INDEED A FOOL AM I
>>34655564trannies are ugly though
>>34655568no, that's just as bad preserving beauty is good, but trying to tamper with what you've got for the sake of obsessive vanity isn't
>>34655565https://youtu.be/q9bU12gXUyM?is=9BFhDuBno2KedYxb
>>34655572trannies are hot
>>34655570
>>34655565Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqCQoeQBVxchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YfKqSjDWl8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxjoKC_mkx0
>>34655579holy fuck! ruby gloom!
>>34655572so are looksmaxxers, every time you try to force beauty, it comes out as disfigurement
>>34655574it's not about vanity it's about being comfortable
I only listen to extremely popular artists. How am I supposed to know something's good if it doesn't have a million views.
>>34655571and your days will be seven times brighter
>>34655586shaved legs are much more uncomfortable than unshaved legs unless knowing your legs are unshaved makes you feel emotionally unwell, which is a symptom of obsessive vanity
>>34655588I only listen music from attractive females
I know that the night brings you down on your own knife, but it's alright
>>34655565I'm listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMZxEIuPclg&t=3357s
nothing like cumming hard as fuck to quell my broken incel heart from not having a girlfriend or ever seeing real pussy in my life
>>34655592I never listen to music from women
>>34655581>>34655598Certified hood classic.
>>34655502Nice
>>34655601I do but for some reason I feel ashamed when I do
>>34655598Ever made any house?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlG6dm_Pebk
>>34655565Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GplltcfUD2o
>>34655605I do kinda think she fumbled something good.
>>34655606you shouldn't. put some sabrina carpenter neow
>>34655612I'll do it but with headphones, don't want anyone hear
>>34655609yes.png
>>34655606Because it's girl shit. Men don't listen to that
I too like music made by women :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZAIrbonUcA
>>34655611Why?
>>34655618I'm a man and listen to shit like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCEixsZw8fchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5qKtpz3UWAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMuGODNJIHM
>>34655618yeah, men listen to the cure
>>34655623Because.
>>34655618https://youtu.be/B4k0MhnP30s?t=28Still relevant today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNq4zqTN_DQ
All these cliques, let's unite the clans.
>>34655606Women make garbage musicI clicked on a song from Tate McRae because of the sexy thumbnail and I couldn't even get through it
https://youtu.be/5wEWZREPpkk?t=180SickGame.webp
>>34655635Hell yeah I like Garbagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBFOJ3R0M4
>>34655635shocking blue was cool
>>34655238You can project that hatred you have of yourself to me, under the sheets, in my bed. On a rainy Saturday afternoon. There is nothing like when two galaxies collide. Hmu baby girl, anytime and anywhere. Goomba10 on Snap.
>>34655194No, I am verified 7.
paramore was cool toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV7IhHFnhJcsame with metrichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Ja3g2DIYk
I want to feel the warm touch of a womanI want a woman to look me deeply in the eyes with desire
>>34655238corn-fed, Moid hands.
>>34655233M Shaman. Warriors, Rogues and Mages are gay
>>34655635she's all I wanna be and greedy are good songs
I wanna bite her neck
>>34655238ensouled poster
what do guys think of women who please themselves? is it a turn off knowing your crush or gf masturbate?
>>34655648your desperation for closeness and relationship will be the death of you
I like a lot of Avril Lavigne songs
ladies do you realize that fake nails (and lashes) are for niggers?
>>34655233MThe hybrid: PaladinIf we talking Mass Effect: Infiltratorhuehuehue
>>34655656I should be doing that
>>34655662obviously, yessame goes for revealing clothes and anything else a stripper would wear
>>34655656It is hot
>>34655656No, why would it be? I masturbate sometimes.I don't think I could make it work with a woman who liked porn, though. I don't like porn.
>>34655656yes, stop raping yourself
>>34655666hmm you say the things i want to hear but those trips.. .
>>34655660>desperationIf only that was my problem. I am torn between my greed for solitude, and my desire for one special person I can be with
>>34655656MNo? If she was thinking of (me)... ZDAMN!*wipes forehead*
>>34655523>cptsd>audhd>depressionAAAAAVADAKEDAVRA
>>34655661Sk8r Boi is a modern classic, legitimately
>>34655656No, I'm happy, if anything I don't have to feel like a vile pervert around someone who isn't horny
>>34655668>why would it be? female masturbation seems more frowned upon or taboo than male
>>34655671so free yourself from both and the solution will present itself to you
>>34655656I've always kinda wanted to watch a woman do that desu
>>34655662i think it's safe to assume that when white women wear these things they're a coal burner
>>34655656I’d rather she masturbate so she’s able to help herself and doesn’t get pissy at me because I’m not an expert on her vagina and neither is she
>>34655656I want to watch her masturbate for me. I want her to enjoy being seen.
>>34655678I think most sensible people would agree that it's only a problem once it becomes a hobby
>>34655670it's because you associated it with skin color when it's about the color of the soul
>>34655632Can we all agree no matter how left or right you are that the government participating in wars directly indirectly means that they are evil. We can argue other points later
>>34655674For me it's My Happy Ending
>>34655678>women pretending that the rules they made up for themselves and pressure each other on and the same things men like
>>34655694Which wave of feminism are we on now?
>>34655661I don't like his girlfriend
>>346556964 or 5, anyone who calls themself a feminist is immediately dismissed as being a retarded psycho in my books
>>34655694>implying sane women give a shit about what gooner men like we don't want you, lol
>>34655678This is entirely your own insecurity about masturbating
>>34655699You're anything but sane swiss
Great now I'm thinking about women masturbating
>>34655689i never said nigger was a skin color there are niggers of all ethnicities but generally, the bulk of niggers are black
Can we unite under Swiss neutrality
>>34655699Yeah as if there isn’t a giant discourse of women looking in women’s magazines discussing how those same women’s magazines show beautiful women and how because this makes them feel bad, that’s men’s fault somehow.
>>34655656I like.
>>34655163rip bozoyou wont be missednot so strong after all huh bastard
>>34655648I want to grab >him and throw >him in the ocean playfully on the beach. Then snuggle in a tent on towels.
Women don't masturbate not because they're shamed but because they never feel the need to. They'll get off maybe once a month if that.
>They'll get off maybe once a month if that.How often do the women itt do it?
>>34655716Gen z women are different
>>34655716not true
>>34655718Never
>>34655716Women and men are mostly equal in terms of horniness. It’s a myth that men are these hypersexual demons and women are demure innocents.
>>34655725It used to be true before gen Z got totally obliterated by online porn.
>>34655722Uh huh
>>34655708Need Swiss GF, so sure.
>>34655720you are the exception being testosterone blasted and all that
>>34655716wtf lies im very horny as a woman and need it like 3 times a week maybe itll change when i have sex
>>34655726>pornthis is a failure to correctly identify cause and effectthe lack of desire for one another caused the demand for porn, not the other way around
>>34655734lol
>>34655704brown petite women
>>34655722Do you ever have sex?
>>34655718it varies for me. sometimes i have a period where i do it most days, and then sometimes i wont do it at all for a month or so.
>>34655731ever have such an intense moment, you nearly passed out?
>>34655735you probably believe porn causes low testosterone and shit like that
amen
>>34655656Mno, not at allit'd be hotter to know if she masturbates to me though
>>34655734>the lack of desire for one another caused the demand for pornLiterally wtf is this nigger trying to say
>>34655718i did it three times yestreday, once so far today, i average about 1 time a day but can easily do it 2-3 times a day. the most i did was 4 times in a day.
>>34655737I wish I didn't
>>34655736the one I'm imagining is huwite
>>34655747Sorry to hear that. Is that in the past or ongoing?
>>34655741it causes demonic possession >>34655744he's trying to use the excuse that if the women he wanted to would just stimulate his penis the way he wants them to whenever he wants them to, he wouldn't need porn, so it's not his fault at all!
>>34655747Why?
>>34655750Dumb christcuck
My kinks might be too far gone to date a girl again. I'm listening to a voice actress pretend to be drowning underwater to stay calm and focus on my studies. Fuck.
>>34655749Ongoing>>34655751It makes me feel tainted and lowered
>>34655748If it ain't snowing, I ain't going.
>>34655744if people had zero hangups about meeting women, do you think they'd choose porn, or sex?
>>34655755When did you last have it, have you been avoiding it?
>>34655755>It makes me feel tainted and loweredWhy do you do it, then?
>>34655757porn probably
porn addiction isn't real btw
>>34655757I had a bf begging for sex and I chose porn every time
Women be shopping
>>34655757That's not a "lack of desire" issue
>>34655758A few days ago, yes I try>>34655759Because I'm a coward
>>34655753nta but it's tragic when people like you are willfully ignorant of the truth
if women be shoppingwhat are men doing?
>>34655765and why do you believe you did that?
>>34655656MDebilitating porn addiction is off-putting but a woman just rubbing one out is hot.
>>34655768shopping what? melons?
>>34655772just 2000 more years until the second coming
>>34655775Could be just me but I like for sexual activity to result in an orgasm
>>34655771How about before that, how long do you go between?
>>34655779Why would they shopping for something they already have?
>>34655771>Because I'm a cowardYou shouldn't say that about yourself. Have you talked with your guy about how you aren't comfortable with it?
>>34655782another foid L
>>34655764true
>>34655773Posting
>>34655773walking
women, would you patiently teach a man to eat pussy if he had no experience but an earnest desire to learn
>>34655773Gooning, gambling on sports or donating their money to wallstreet by buying high risk derivatives
>>34655773Dying incredibly pointless deaths in wars that have absolutely nothing to do with them
>>34655709something something the male gays
>>34655794women expect men to know a woman's exact sexual preferences and erogenous zones by pure instinct, even if they themselves don't know it
foidswhen are you going to finally put the effort in?
>>34655781Woe unto you that desire the day of the LORD! to what end is it for you? the day of the LORD is darkness, and not light.
>>34655784Maybe three weeks >>34655786I tried, he doesn't get it or doesn't really care. It's really my fault because I go with it because I'm scared to lose the safety that comes with going with it instead of risking things falling apart over it
>>34655799Absolutely grotesque
>>34655773Getting shafted in online coins.
>>34655785biblical greed
>>34655788True, straight female non-celibates are some of the biggest losers people on this planet>>34655798I just expected him to have read at least a few articles beforehand like I had done about blowjobs and such
>>34655802Do you feel pressured when you do it?
>>34655802>It's really my fault because I go with it because I'm scared to lose the safety that comes with going with it instead of risking things falling apart over itWhat's the worst that could happen if you left this guy?>I tried, he doesn't get it or doesn't really care.You need to leave him.
>>34655773meal prep and/or asking chatgpt for relationship advice
>>34655773just got home from a 15h shift eating pasta bolognese
>>It makes me feel tainted and lowered>this is how women unironically feel about sex in 2026What's the point anymore?
>>34655807Yeah>>34655808Ending up homeless but writing that out just made me realize that that's the lesser evil and I need to just rip off the bandaid
>>34655811That's one woman, and I suspect she feels bad about not waiting for marriage and giving in to a man who doesn't actually respect her.
>>34655782Kek, moids L again by not pairing their fingers to the clitoris.
>>34655813>she feels bad about not waiting for marriage I'm married>giving in to a man who doesn't actually respect herThis is true
having a huge ass would fix every femcel
swiss is a she-ape
>>34655812I'm glad we could help you figure that out. Do you have family or friends you could stay with?
Euro Femanons.
>>34655818No, but I'll figure it out, thanks
>>34655815>average marriagefag sex life LOL
>>34655817she is gone, Fren.BV (nasty cunt) bullied her.
post webms women will never understand
>>34655812You say you don't want to lose the safety but do you really feel safe in this arrangement?
>>34655823NTA, I felt the same with my bf whom I wasn't going to marry
>>34655822You'll make it through. Don't think of yourself as a coward for not getting out of there overnight, either.
>>34655827Lmao how the other Jeet is just like>Yo nigga give her some too
>>34655827this is... beyond disturbing.*Books flight ticket*
I showered and did full makeup and an outfit I'm cured everyone have a good night I love you
>>34655834a-anon i had no idea you felt that way about me
Around your crooked conscience she will wind
>>34655828It feels more predictable than homelessness, I felt like that was just the price to pay>>34655831Thank you, I know you're right, still feels disgusting that I even went with it instead of listening to my gut feeling the first time I felt it, which was years ago
>>34655841The surest way you can shed that disgusting feeling is by washing your hands of this guy. You sound like a good person.
>>34655847I'm not, years of this have led me down a dark road but I know the only way out is to get away from this dynamic and I will
>>34655799Left is extremely bangable. Right is downright repulsive.
I think it’s the right time to make an artisanal puka shell necklace brand. We can make them hip again. Enough time has passed
>>34655853I strongly recommend you kill yourself
>>34655853Based, it's time for a puka renaissance
>>34655853Who is we?
>>34655853Please leave them in the past
>>34655853I found one of those at the thrift store and got it for my sister in law because she has a bracelet like that, that she wears often and I thought she might like a matching necklace. When I gave it to her, she said my brother (her husband) could use it to replace his that he lost because they originally had matching ones. It's one of those with adjustable length and he put it on his upper arm and she told him his arms have gotten thinner. I lost all respect for her in that moment for being this insensitive so I don't like puka shell jewelry anymore, sorry.
>>34655853Gnarly DUDE!Don't forget to (blond) frost tip your hair :)
no amount of hedonistic fetishism can even approach 1% of the intensity of genuine love and companionship
>>34655865Waaaah? You got mad over that?Did you fight her?Btw, aging causes slight muscle loss.
>>34655869real
>>34655870I don't think he's 70 years old my guy
>>34655870Yeah, it obviously hurt his feelings and she didn't even care. She also earlier refused to make him a cup of coffee when making one for herself and made him beg for it. It was bizarre. I sure hope she just had a particularly bad day because damn.
How do I get a gf like pic related?
The cycling industry and community is one of the most pretentious and easily swindled I've ever encountered
>>34655876BV on ozempic?
>>34655878oddly specific
>>34655817She acts blacker than me for a white euro. Math doesn't math.
>>34655869Yup
>>34655878are you selling overpriced gears to them?
Women, would you watch porn and masturbate with your boyfriend?
>>34655888Yes
You think you can recover from feeling resentful of someone?
>>34655889no
>>34655894yeah
>>34655893lol based
>>34655894What do you resent them for?
>>34655894Yeah. I'm doing that right now.
>>34655880BV isn’t attractive tho
>>34655903Everyone can look decent when not fat and as a cartoon character.
blonde girls are princesses! i love them!!unfortunately they have fell for the orcen african men that haunt them... no bother, i will tan.
>>34655900They are extremely bad at their job, put zero effort while being complety oblivious about it. And if you try and confront them they get insecure and close themselves off. It makes me very angry
>>34655902How?
>>34655889i would break up with him for asking that
>>34655889Yes
>>34655875oh, okay.Then that's justified.
>>34655142What's the best way to hide coom tissue smell? Living conditions make it a bit harder to dispose In a toilet immediately.Rn I have them thrown into a Pringles tube hidden in my bin with a lid lol. So yeah what's the best way to store them so they don't make the room smell funny
>>34655908blondes are kinda boring desu
>>34655917this is how i find out men's cum stink?? nasty
>>34655885and yet you are 100% trashier than her.Counting up all the haters for both of you, you easily surpass her count. Fuck, even ENTJ and Gary would rather talk to her than you and that says A LOT.
>>34655824no amount of feminist rhetoric and denial can evade the truth of women being wildly jealous of eachother when men are around
>>34655907You are definitely an Indian larper.Holy shit... embarrassing.
>>34655923ntaPretty much any bodily fluid when hoarded will accumulate an odor
>>34655910I confronted them about what I resented them for and stopped speaking to them. I'm focusing on other things, namely myself.
>>34655889No I don't even do that alone. I've never masturbated
>>34655925haha, for real.
>>34655936You never felt the urge?Not even when confronted by Chad on a regular basis?You don't have a male celebrity (athelete, singer, band member, etc), that tickles your fancy enough to do the deed?:
>>34655927u are a bum
>>34655936Never even tried? Not even out of curiosity? kinda odd ngl
>>34655938Nope
>>34655939
>>34655936based
u are a literal bum im an aryan part brown man women worship my body while u go unnoticed like a little bum ass nigga. I have cool clothes and u look like a mannequin at target that forgot the pants.
very indian behavior
Women's fathers picked their partners for thousands of years, that's how we got to where we are now, before that we were savage barbarians where only might made right. Now that women pick their partners we have an epidemic of single mother households, mulatto mutts, and effeminate boys. This literally all happened in the last seventy years. It hasn't even been a century of social equality for women and things are already becoming disastrously shitty again.
>>34655946>aryan part brown man
its basically survival of the fittest here thats why i wear cool pants and this guy wears skirts while he guards his bedroom.
>>34655943Alright...I'll chalk this down to a larp.
>>34655942I don't have sexual urges. Like once when I was in my early 20s I felt the urge to have a baby but I ignored it since I was single and living in a studio apartment so it definitely wasn't the time.
>>34655950but (((who))) could be responsible for driving these changes!?
>>34655893can I help? I need a job
>>34655956shut the fuck up moron. nobody buys it. you're a whore thats fucked over 10 men at teh very least. your opinion is invalid.
>>34655827me when I was 5 years old watching Britney Spears concerts on the Disney channel alone
>>34655956maybe you are a... lesbian?Legit, not trolling.
>>34655329I would have liked to but I'm 35 and have always been too shy (read: weak) to pursue women.
Femanons, are you into free use?
WomenAt what age does a girl become a woman and a boy become a man?At what age is it inappropriate or weird to still call someone girl or boy?
>>34655979women at 18 , men at 25> At what age is it inappropriate or weird to still call someone girl or boy?girl, never, boy, 25
>>34655972they slay puss.
>love someone with all the intensity and connection you can experience>they dieunironically what do you even do in this situation? Just become some ultra autist and try to master some niche field of study or art to not think about it?
>>34655955>>34655959Sorry you can't think beyond what you've seen online. It doesn't matter anyway. I'm content.>>34655964I don't think so either. Not everyone is meant to pair off
>>34655985I'd become a monk desu
>>34655985become a monk or a nun
>>34655985idk, volunteer your life away
Should I just drop ship ladies? Or am I in the wrong?Went out with this female friend I've had for a year, we like each other, we made out in the park, but it was cold and they were gonna close it so we said our goodbyes after a few kisses.The other day I said it was nice, despite the cold weather, she ignored me most of the day, then around 4pm she started talking to me again, I said we should go out next week, she said, sure, I'll check if that movie we wanted to watch is on theaters, I said "yeah, cold weather sucked the other day and I was sleepy as fuck but hopefully I'll be better slept then"She replied, "Are you sure you've ever gone out with a woman lol?" out of the blue, so I said "wut lol", "nothing lol" she said, I replied with "ok" and ignored her, she triple texted me and wished me a good weekend cuz I was going to my family's home in another town, I thanked her, and she said she'd see a movie for us to watch next week, replied to me on Sunday "you're missing it seems haha", so we talked for a bit, then she mentioned the date again at some point, and on Monday we saw each other, talked a bit, but she started ignoring me again.Eventually I got her talking again, said I hadn't replied much that day cuz of what she said, she was like oh ok, it's cool don't worry, then ignored me the whole day again.
>>34655988stinky and angy Femcel.
>>34655996Ask her what she meant. If she can't be honest with you, there's no point and you should abandon ship.
>>34655982>girl, neverHow come?
>>34655950My mother's father had to move to florida because he ratted on his coke supplier. I don't think I'd be any better off.
State genderWhich one are you? Does it matter if you're with your bf/gf or not?
>>34655142Millennial boomer here.My twin girls are 11 years old.When are they supposed to have their own beds? They've been sleeping on a queen bed together since got them out of the crib lol. First on a mattress on the floor then a proper bed a few years ago
>>34655984nah dude even the most successful doctor jeets get mid (at their most attractive age) used up sorority girls in their 30s at best
>>34656002not sure, just that it wouldnt offend me getting called girl no matter how old i get but most men would get offended being called boy
>>34656008It's been a while since you posted this pasta.
>>34656007Dumbass forgot his pic lmao
>>34656010and that's after scores of dudes like me turn them down
>>34656010But they still get (it).
>>34656000She said it was just cuz of the cold ass weather she didn't feel as comfortable, even though it was the place she suggested at the time she agreed to meet.I don't know if I should apologize for not replying at the time, I was really hurt, felt like I got rejected or insulted and at the same time she kept talking about going out
>>34655979Legally? Or mentally? Legally 18 but mentally possibly never.>inappropriate Depends on if they're close or not I guess? If they look like an adult to you and you're still calling them girl or boy that's disrespectful.
>>34656013MDepends. During hotter season, #3.During colder seasons, full pajamas (two piece, i guess that's what it is called).
>>34656007>>34656013F 3
When did you realize that plastic surgery and looksmaxxing was for the same sex, not for the opposite sex?
>>34656015and they they maybe get one or two dysgenic spawn out of her barren womb (if they're lucky) who will likely self terminate their bloodline and live a life with a worldly miserable harpy longing for the days she was railed out by chad
>>34656013f 14it's typically 90+ at night but 70s in my apartment
>>34656016She probably expected you to ask her to come to your place instead of parting ways. Anyways, if she has to play mind games after knowing how autistic you are by knowing you for a while, that's her fault.
>>34656021You sleep in boxers?
>>34656027yes, they’re all i ownboxers = no wedgies + more coverage
>>34655985This didn't exactly happen to me, but my girlfriend of a few months in college died during summer break while we were away from each other and I stopped dating for almost a decade because of it. Even now I still feel the effects of it and I know I come off as clingy very early on in relationships because as soon as I know I like someone I want to spend as much time with them as I can.
>>34656013M 1-3 depending on weather/seasonI wear socks in bed too
>>34656013f, 4
>>34656013M3 most of the year, 18 if it's hot.
>>34656013M20, sometimes 16 on very cold winter nights
>>34656026She didn't, she said she didn't wanna have sex just yet or go to her/my place yet, that's why we were in public.
>>34656024hmm... is social media lying?
>>34656038it's owned by jews so yes
>>34656013M2
>>34656025Oh... haha.
>>34656029Your posts about this awakened something in me that I don't quite understand beyond "girl in underwear hot"
i always sleep bottoms free to keep my 8 inch erections from getting uncomfortable
>femanons sleeping in pantiesL-lewd
Are you all like fourteen years old?
>>34656047The upper-class wear SILK panties.Supermodels wear $1,000+ USD ones.Make of that, as you will.> inb4 imagine the smell
>>34656048Nope I'm a grown ass man
>>34656048mentally, yes
>>34656048Mentally, for sure
>>34656048No but the number of naked women I've seen is the same as it was when I was 14
>>34656051MSilk underwear sounds hella comfy. I need to get rid of this half-polyester shit
>>34656051>The upper-class wear SILK panties.I have an embarrassingly intense desire to buy some for a woman
i think my maturity peaked at 13 before i was too affected by puberty and could reason with women more clearly
Speaking of which, what are the equivalent things for femanons?
>>34655996lol
>>34655924Not really. Both of them still try to talk to me itt. So idk where you're getting that observation from.
>>34655885>>34656065>>34655854
>>34656062Ignoring the violent crime and personality disorder statistics, men are the cats of gender, tongue face deep in their own anus at all hours
I need a videogame to forget reality and my coward ways
>>34655985If >he died I think that's just game over.
>>34656070what do you feel like?I can probably give some random suggestions.
>>34655985You get over it. I'm serious, that's just the truth. You can never do that fully, but you can get close enough to keep living.
>>34656069weird, then why has western civilization only now, after thousands of years, begun to decline, immediately after women gain equality
>>3465601319 or 20 baybee
>>34656072I don't know. I bought Terra Nil its looks good
>>34655970No
>>34656061Farrah Fawcett (or Audrey Hepburn), communing with the forest and it's friends, pop or opera, 6 pack (or broad shoulders); all of it.
>>34656070vanilla minecraft is unironically my go to for this
>>34656069Which group of men is overwhelming committing all that violent crime? Let's solve the issue by starting with the low hanging fruit.
>>34656061well when i was a kid i thought shadow the hedgehog was really cool :)
>>34656081vanilla minecraft is shit desu
>>34656069god i wish i were a cat sometimes
>realise a girl at my work looks very similar to an onlyfans girl I watch>they're definitely not the same person but suddenly I am very attracted to herWhat do I do?
>>34656086
>>34656078>Terra NilOh, you like city builders, et.al:Two Point MuseumTropicoPort Royale 4 Timberborn
>>34656061For me it was video games, tattoos, black clothes and dancing.
>>34656088start by cancelling your onlyfans subscription(s) because it's a waste of money
Spanish is like English for brown people
>>34656013FAnything other than 11-15 depending on the day. And no not really but 20 is more likely if I'm sleeping next to someone I just had sex with.
>>3465608320-40 year old men without families
>>34656091>tattoosgrossdropped
>>34656091make sure you recharge your energy crystals
>>34656090I never played one. I like games that get me addicted and that I can exploit something. Like ARAM mayhem in league, balatro, vampire survivors like, path of exile
remember to BEAT YO HAND IN BIG OIL EGG TODAY WHITE GIRLU STUPID FUCK
>>34656061UhBeing obnoxiously colorful, swords, and frogs?
>>34656093that makes no sense son
>>34656013F17Don’t care what other people wear to bed, whatever it takes to sleep.
>>34656080what's your favorite opera, femanon? for me, it's shostakovich's "the nose"
>>34656106You're cool
>>34656098Shut up, nerd.>>34656100What?
>imagining the gooch
>>34656102V.S = try Halls of Torment Balatro = Cards of the Dead/Death Road to CanadaPath of Exile = V RisingI have no idea what ARAM is... :/
>>34656070play league with me
>>34656092I jerk off to it though?
>>34656109sorry, I forgot to mention I am M.Was just giving my random input.
>>34656068
>>34656089they hated him because he told the truth
>>34656108What if someone randomly sees your booba through the window?
>>34656120what's your favorite opera, maleanon?
>>34656121Just kill yourself.
How does one cope with the reality of the dating market?
WomenDo you consider incels to be inherently right wing or left wing?Why or why not?
>>34656131by getting off of social media and going outside into the real world where life isn't so bleak and hopeless
>>34656131buy low sell high
>>34656135but women don't understand economics
>>34656131I do this >>346561344chan is the only thing resembling a social network that I use anymore.
>>34656134cope
Women would you get a man who gets weak and jittery if he misses a meal
>>34656125I have blackout curtains in the bed room, and for the other ones, I don’t really care
>>34656126Oh well.She's still a classic babe to me.
>>34656126>>34656129
>>34656140Yeah, just breastfeed >him.
>>34656143Just die.
>>34656127... I don't know any.
>>34656140what about a man that gets angry like a wild beast when he misses a meal (but he is totally soothable by you, especially if you feed him)
>>34656132Right wing. They already hate women and tend to like nazis.
Writing smut on the clock award
State blue and how many american landwhales should be served Zyklon B.
>>34656148Nah
>>34656157Whales can't be american. They live in the sea.
>>34656048Thread smells of curry and BO
>>34656161
>>34656141H-Hot.
>>34656106Is this you?
Either gender, is this true in your experience?
>>34656094How often are you Donald ducking (15) it?
>>34656172Men usually aren't 'responding' to women because there aren't any callouts from that direction
>>34656172FNo
>>34656172MGod i wishI would kill for a sexy black gf
>>34656166That's not real. You can't fool me.
>>34656110Thank you.>>34656171Nah didn't turn out a lesbian I'm like a mild 2 on the Kinsey scale. And I don't have any pet frogs. I learned from having cats that I like animals too much to subject them to the level of care I'm capable of providing. I need to be rich and not depressed to have pets.
>>34656172Fuck, they might be onto something because I do feel a certain kinship with Shadow the Hedgehog
If you aren’t here spreading right wing ideology you have no business talking to women
>>34656146I'd tell you to kill yourself but I'd feel bad for the 6 guys that'd break their backs hauling you out of your apartment
>>34656179based.Plenty of those willing, so keep on the lookout!
>>34656183How does beta behavior help talking to women
>>34656184Nobody else felt bad for telling me to kill myself. What's wrong with you?
>>34656174I think you misunderstood me I said >anything other thanmeaning I never do 11-15.
>>34656179NTA any favs you like?
>>34656189I know it's foreign to you but I have functional empathy. Poor first responders
Men dont like women anymore they just like the concept of liking them
>>34656194I just like their bodies and that's about it
>>34656194MTrue for me
>>34656190That still leaves 5 and 10
>>34656194True thatMy grandfather thought I was weird for not spending every waking moment trying to get pussyIdk women are kinda annoying and boring
>>34656194Well, I'm invisible to all women, so...Can't even try, I am already dead.
>>34656193I mean, you kind of don't because you still would rather I kill myself. So get fucked by a mario pokey.
>>34656206What makes you think you deserve any empathy
>>34656192Like in porn or in general?
>>34656209general
>>34656207It's common to return the favor.
I wanna wrap my big strong arms around her and shield her with my body. Keep her safe.
>>34656216post arms
>>34656218They're not for you
in fact, every man here should post arms
Femanons:I started a job recently where I'm mostly working with women. The supervisor has been having an issue with some of these women leaving a huge mess when they're on their periods. I haven't seen pics, but apparently it's pretty vile. She has apparently called several meetings to try and address it, but nothing seems to be working.What would you do in her position? I don't think she knows who is doing it, but apparently even if she did management is very gun shy about firing people so that's not really an option.
>>34656213Idk how to answer thayThere was this black girl in one of my classes in college who I swear is the most beautiful woman to liveBut lightskin, dark skin, skinny, nice curves they're all hot to me
>>34656222Women are so disgusting they'll literally shit blood everywhere every month and they'll be like teehee I can't help it I'm just a guuurl :3333 and then dudes will be like auuughghfbgbg I don't care I don't give a fuck if you're a disgusting vile unbearable bitch just gimme that pussaaay mah queen you are the light of my life and I'll die and twist my balls in a knot for you this shit some some kind of cosmic fucking joke
>>34656222offer free pads.continue educating - tell them you are only making it worse for EVERYONE else.If it keeps happening, tell them all, their break time is going to get cut down severely,.
>>34656229
>>34656227yea very funny, lets get a real pic now
>>34656194Have women tried being likeable?
>>34656194Women are like dogs YAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
How do I cheer for my favorite soccer team in the World Cup without suffering aura loss in front of the huzz?
Women would you date a football hooligan
>>34656237Himbos are hot, so yes
>>34656222disgusting biohazardfire her
What a handsome devil I am
>>34656241i'll take whatever other pics youre offering
>>34656200Important question, do nightgowns count?Bottomless with a nightgown way more often than true Donald Duck mode but it does happen. Sometimes my bits are itchy but it's kinda cold in the room.
>>34656244Are you 50
>>34655142>>34655199because they're either ashamed of their own sexuality and gaslight themselves, or have never been with a truly small dick so they dont realize how bad it is.
>>34656209In porn
>>34656249no no, a pic of (You)!
I need the deep end
>>34656253I think they call that the womb
Women do you think you'd die in childbirth
Women, do you know how many inches it takes to hit your cervix?
>>34656250Nta but Kira Noir was the GOAT until she got those awful implants
>>34656244>Bottomless with a nightgownCute
>>34656230>offer free pads.They do. Then they get used and left on the bathroom floor.
>>34655438i found out about 'nose shaping inserts' maybe those would work for you
*Heroes by David Bowie starts playing*II WILL BE KINGAND YOU*points at femanon*YOU WILL BE QUEEN
>>34656270*spits on the boomer*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TSnR54Z0mAWomen do you think this girl took this too seriously? Should she have chilled out?
Women, unnecessarily sexual question? Sex??
>>34655656I approve of them doing activities that make them happyI'm fine with degenerate gooning too
>>34656277thought i was getting a dick picit was just a pussy pic instead :/
Women how would you feel if your husband smacked your butt to wake you up
>>34656192Flat Brazilians with jizz aversions
>>34656277Is it really snowing in bongland >>34656282You'd still get one if he posted himself kek
>>34656284Would you want me to wake you up with a slap to your balls?
>>34656284
>>34656194whatever I make up in my mind is better than what a real woman can provide
>>34656194Not true, my sister's swell
>>34656194That's not true. I'm in love with a woman right now
>>34656298you like her because you wanna fuck her, doesn't count
>>34656299Cool dick
>>34656300No, I'd say I wanted to fuck her if that was all I wanted. I'm not going to have sex again until I'm married.>>34656299Out of my league lol
>>34656300meant for >>34656297
>>34656194What exactly about a woman is better than just using my hand?
>>34656304All men think with their dicks and delude themselves into thinking they're using their heads. Wrong head, buddy.
>>34656310Wtf that's not me
I might have gotten $700 of books for free.Post genderWhat's the last free stuff you got?
>>34656194MAs a recovering gynophobe, that's no longer true.
>>34656308I don't know what to tell you. I would be much less picky about women if all I wanted was to get laid. I haven't had sex in like seven years and have turned down multiple women who've wanted to fuck me.>>34656310>You're already tainted, might as well have funI could, but I'm taking the whole Christianity thing a bit seriously and want a woman who feels similarly about it
>>34656194Women don't even like the concept of men
>>34656295Your mind can't provide hot nails slithering over your body.
>>34656319can a woman?
Women do you have any kind words to say to an anon thats insanely stressed out about work?
>>34656316Yo I've been struggling with it too how do I fix my germophobia
>>34656318speak for yourself, i am utterly infatuated with men, always have been
>>34656253Who will be there
Pink ATOGANs
State genderDraw your ideal partner in MS paint in under 30 secondsM
>>34656322A good one can.
>>34656313fmy brother bought me an ice cream earlier today :)
>>34656313Do you get to pick the books?
Does wanting to have sex with someone nullify the fact that you like them as a person and does it make the nice things you do for them meaningless?Post gender
>>34656322are you the alyssa liu poster?
>>34656331what if i spent a whole hour making a entire collage/chart of my ideal bf instead
>>34656328>>34656332>Nta but yeah, baddie nails are ticklishsee thats what I'm saying. tickling is pussy shiteither carve my back with them or dont even tryakaits fairy dust, it doesnt exist
>>34656328>4 cans of sodaThat's disgusting.
>>34656337Just go play the sims, inzoe, or paralives, at that point, lmao
>>34656334Yeah
>>34656337 it's a trap to make you draw someone you know
>>34656337Give me the quick rundown.
>>34656336He's about as annoying
>>34656336no, she's uglyI like trusova
foids, control yourself neymar is playing
>>34656327You have a penis
>>34656343this is it. the question though is, does he even exist?
>>34656323Pls? i need female comfort
>>34656353Cringe AF
>>34656329A lone ranger
>>34655645You're delusional
>>34656353haha wow it really isn't a larp. astoundingeye contact and labels in the red box is terrifying
>>34656353Face sounds kinda like me and that's about where the similarities end
>>34656364how is that terrifying
>>34656356Nag but I can comfort you
>>34656362I played ranger once in Baldurs Gate 1. It was fun.
>>34655662>ladies>do you realize that fake nails (and lashes) are for niggers?I know other women/girls that wear it and still compliment each other over it. I dont wear it because im cheap and they feel weird. I like looking at how some make their nails and make up but I cant do it myself.
>>34656353>top rightIs that Paul Dano?
>>34656354We already know you're brown
>>34656353>sketch looks just like meGenuinely disturbing.
>>34655908Have you tried talking one on one. It's possible they are socially awkward and or have some form of autism and or pstd.
>>34656373Eye contact is great when it's not with strangers and nobodies, it's just too intimate to do all the time
>>34656377Here's your chance anon
>>34656331Kek
>>34656378I did. They are older and very neurotic. I don't think they are really trying any more
>>34656377:D hii anon, does it really look like you? youre not messing with me?
i can handle a man being a coomer or having fetishes but i cannot handle how seemingly racist every man becomes the moment he is comfortable around women
>>34656389Then you just haven't met the right one
>>3465624530 something year olds wear nightgowns.Sleeping with no underwear is beneficial for cooch health.>>34656256Probably>>34656284Not my favorite but if I asked him to wake me it's acceptable. It would work at least.
>>34656389I promise not to be racist as long as you promise to tolerate my fetishes.
>>34656389Based.
>>34656391theres too many for this to matter, they should be upfront about that (but they are cowards and won't be, of course)
>>34656396For the right one you'll go along with it, trust
>>34656389Try bisexuals. I found one that wasn't racist but then he dumped ME. Can't win.
>>34656388>does it really look like youIt looks like it was traced from a photo of me. I may have to leave the thread.
>>34656389Women should be more racist desu
>>34656399Haha he liked getting it up the ass more than your pussy
>>34656404Nah he's a top. He doesn't even really like fucking other people's asses he just likes dicks. I'm too cringe to be around. It wasn't a sex issue.
racism is the only way to tell statistics. most men with functional knowledge of peoples and cultures has to... and i mean HAS to recognize an individuals race. you are a cretin.otherwise you are one of those woman who is incredibly fucking racist but dissallows others from talking about it, as a power move. plenty of those around.
>>34656331MI don't have a mouse on me right now soz
>>34656401You must be very handsome then, probably the most handsome itt.Do you post/browse /atoga/ a lot?
>>34656389I had the opposite experience recently where I wasn't racist enough for a woman's liking lol
>>34656354>Grills, have you ever been curious to know what some of us may look like?Yea>Is it to reinforce certain stereotypes, or genuine curiosity?Sure
>>34656389Finally, some good fucking bait
>>34656409I'm just going to stop you here because most of the rest of the pic doesn't resemble me at all.
>>34656406He's fucking gay. Racist or Batty take your pick ladies.
>>34656407The most racist people i know of are womenThey love immigrants but they hate when they have to see or smell them
>>34656411>Gets two questions >"Sure" Women
>>34656417A specific woman.
>>34656413:/ how so? Although it’s Irrelevant either way regarding how attractive you are
>>34656353I'm not fat or blonde enough for you but am wearing this exact outfit
>>34656418Most of them are like that
>>34656429Thankfully, no.
>>34656428Hair bleach + a calorie surplus is calling your name anon
>>34656438VRSNSMVSMQLIVB
>texted girl I know on Saturday night>Wednesday and still hasn't respondedI'm really sad and idk what to do now? I'd feel embarrassed to double text her.
>>34656442Fuck her best friend up the ass
>>34656442It’s ogre, sorry to tell you this.But, it’s okay, I believe you will find another some day.
>>34656389Why is being racist bad?
>>34656444Yah-wah-hoooo!
Women would it be annoying if your bf sang softly to you sometimes
>>34656442Move on. If she cares, she'll eventually text you and let you know what happened, but I wouldn't hold out for her. It could be worse, you could've been ghosted after multiple dates like I just was.
>>34656452Hell no.
GenderWhat do you have to look forward to
>>34656458F. Being a mom.
>>34656458MLunch.
>have depression>have extreme social anxiety>because of this I have no friends, and haven’t had any friends for like 8 years>don’t really speak to my family either>GP tells me “talk to your support network”>Psychologist tells me “talk to your support network”>Psych tells me “talk to your support network”WHAT FUCKING SUPPORT NETWORK I DKNT HAVE ONE AND I CANT GET ONE WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
>>34656458MA lot. I'm basically packing up and starting a new life across the country in the fall.My current term at school is about to end. New term begins next month.I'm going to begin my career in education by becoming a paraprofessional this year. I'm curious if it's going to steer me away from elementary education and towards special education.
if /atoga/ had an MMO raid team do you think we could clear the content?
Women, would you convert/take up a religion for a guy you really liked?
I was making a joke but not sure where to go with it now. Pls help she’s hot.
>>34656462Did you tell them you don't have one? They can only work with the info you give them.
>>34656454It's infinitely worse. We've hung out irl several times. It's been several months since we last saw each other but we still message all the time. I was actually planning to ask her out but I think she linked up with her ex or something recently.
>>34656464I don't think we'd get much further than whatever the game's equivalent of the Goldshire Inn would be desu
>>34656461>Sing us a songYou're the piano man
>>34656458Fthe end of this damn heatwave!! also im quite excited for the upcoming new death grips album
>>34656466She really isn't judging by that pic
Women say all men care about is sex but lets see you ask a guy to show you Lord of the Rings for the first time and se what happens. You'll be watching the extended editions. You'll try and suck his dick and he'll refuse and say we're watching Lord of the Rings, you don't fuck around while watching Lord of the Rings.
>>34656465Hell no.
>>34655142I have a strong crush on a slut. What am I supposed to do?
>>34656459Are you preg
>>34656463>steer me away from elementary education and towards special education.Repeating your childhood?
>>34656458MNot really much of anything desu
>>34656481I wish. But we're more or less ready to start trying for a baby whenever.
What the hell is wrong with Canadians
>>34656462Did you say that?I have a "support network" in my family I guess but my Dad is really only good for money he's more emotionally closed off than I am but he's the better of the two I can't tell my mom or my sister anything if I don't want everyone they know to know about it, I trust my brother a little more but he's autistic so it's hard to predict how he'll deal with certain information he's usually good for an emergency ride at least, youngest sister is good for keeping secrets but lies constantly. And apparently even the two of them talk shit about me behind my back because my mom told me they all do...See like that. Be specific lol.
You have watched the world change as you have groaned up.How do you feel?
>>34656474I'll primarily be working with special ed kids as a para from what I understand.>They're not mutually exclusive, anyways Yep. I'm working on my BA right now, and I'd only have to take a few more classes if I decide down the road that I'd rather get it in sped than eled.I'll have to get master's within five years of getting the teaching job I want, but the state will reimburse most of the tuition for it while I'm working as a para. I have years long plans like an adult and sheeit now how weirdHope you get where you're trying to get too bro
>>34656480post about it on 4chans!
>>34656486You shouldn't become a mom
>>34656458MAt this point, just my vacations and traveling the world a few times a year. Wish I was Chad enough to get laid, but I'm far too ugly for that. At least the tourist sites are cool
>>34656482Har har. No. My brother was in sped, though, so I'm not really unfamiliar with that environment.
>>34656486I can do it
>>34656476Judging by the 3 pixels in that thumbnail?
>>34656500Gross
>>34656485thank you, i hope so too haha. im from the south of england
>>346565008.5/10 snowbunny.Good on you, Anon.
>>34656502My ancestor............
SOUF FC
>>34656466Lean into it further? And our first date was at <place> and <time>? idk I don't do dating apps but I hope you get the vibe I'm suggesting
>>34656502Euro chan detected.
>>34656458>Gender>What do you have to look forward toMy showslops/telenovelas, winter(for the weather), seeing who wins for governor, spoilers for some goyslop films, who will win the world cup(I'm betting it's Mexico). If I'll get fired. If my prayers will be answered.
Women, thoughts on seeing big Mama animals with their babies?
>>34656489I'm not surprised but I am disappointed.>>34656514In pictures or behind a fence in captivity it's a very good time but in the wild it's kind of an "oh shit" moment.
>>34656502English Rose for Curry
>>34655306If you won't do it for your partner, how the hell should we convince you? If your partner's sake isn't enough to motivation for you to being better, why should random strangers online be any better?
I love an English Rose
>>34656512>>34656521Saar
>>34656523Exactly.
You will never live in a '90s sitcom where you will be Saved the Bell and live California Dreams. You will never be a hip '90s teenage dude wearing an oversized shirt with confetti on it while rocking a butt cut. That world is over.
>>34655348face mist after face cream?
Wtf is a butt cut
>>34656494No, seriously. And don't give me that crap about being a cuck or something, I don't have a problem with all that experience, if anything it makes me like her more.
>>34656495We disagree.>>34656498I appreciate the thought, at least.
>>34656533Middle part, mid-length hair on a man.
>>34656531>You will never be a hip '90s teenage dude wearing an oversized shirt with confetti on itI did my best to larp as one from around 2010 to 2014
>>34656514The mama animals probably suck their baby's dicks
>>34656477Wow, men are really THAT into a movie about 2 gay midgets and their bald sex slave with AIDS crawling up a mountain to dispose of a used cock ring?
Why does coffee sometimes really fuck with me and sometimes does nothing.
>>34656543this post is proof foids will NEVER understand lord of the rings
>>34656543Yes. They're classic films.
>>34656544Sometimes it gives me an erection, sometimes it gives me diarrhea, sometimes it makes me constipated, and sometimes it makes me urinate excessively. None of these things happen when I go without coffee.
>>34656547You gotta go outside or at least check out other websites. Women fuckin love Lord of the Rings. The movies are full of husbands
>>34656458MGraduating with my PhD and actually starting a real job soonhaving disposable income and dating again
>>34656548You go enjoy your Brokeback Mountain for Dungeons and Dragons dorks, I guess. You know, I'm just saying, some people are actually out getting laid on a Friday night.
>>34656543In the men's defense it's really good
>>34656551I don't think a single main character in it is married
Women will watch some movie about an entitled rich girl cheating on her stable stand-up fiancee with a fuckoff homeless dude who snuck into her boat and think it's the most romantic thing ever.
Where do women get the idea to put fingers or other stuff in their butt? Your pussy is literally right there.
>>34656556Husbandos. Hunks. Victims of the female gaze
>>34656534idk bro i don't have the expertise you are looking for
>>34656552Here's how I see your future>Graduate with PhD >Get an adjunct professor job at community college>Almost immediately get fired when the students see a post of you saying the n word on 4chan with a (you) attached that shows up "accidentally" behind your power point slides during a lecture>Get blacklisted from publishing in every major research journal in your field Enjoy your short lived academic career!
>>34656543>woman confirms she doesn't understand male friendship outside of gay romance
>>34656560I would also like an answer to this question. It perplexes me.
>>34656551they claim to love it for the eye candy, but they don't truly understand it.
>>34656559The most romantic of romantic films ever is Music and Lyrics. It's a film all about how in the music industry you're allowed and even encouraged to fuck your coworkers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVkU8dDSC9w
>>34656561Gimli?
>>34656563I can say nigger, I'm black
>>34656560Curiosity killed the cat and explored my asshole
>>34656536Is that a no
>>34656458M 39, my father in law finally dying and using his boomer fortune for shit beyond cruises and classic cars, my kids are going to private school next year.
>>34656551>The movies are full of husbandsThe Witch King of Angmar is your dream man?
Girlies Was the American Civil War English Civil War 2.0?
>>34656547>>34656564A man wrote that post, you dolts.
I'm genuinely triggered by this "women don't understand lotr" libel
>>34656571Aye shiet nigga we was in the trenches n shit and now you gon run off to play professor? You really gon do us like dat?
>>34656574Yes, that's a no. I've already picked the man I want to help me out.
I'm going to the gas station soon for energy drinks before my work shift :) I had 3 hours of sleep LOL should I get sandwiches or something as well?
>>34656559what is the movie
>>34656581I tried to stick up for you lolAll of the biggest lotr geeks I've known were women
My theory about The Lord of the Rings is that the whole thing is a metaphor for masturbation. Like think about Gollum, right? Dude is the ultimate goober. Stays in his dark, cavernous dwelling all day playing with his "precious" and is naked 24/7, which is very gooner behavior. The dude is a masturbating pervert.Boromir's temptation by the ring, likewise. That represents the temptation to touch his penis. Same with Bilbo when he "strokes" the ring in front of Gandalf. It represents a guy who just won't stop fucking touching his pee pee. Frodo getting rid of the ring represents giving up the sin of masturbation and avoiding vile acts of Onanism.
I can't stand tolkienfags.
>>34656581it's okay, there are plenty of movies out there that *your kind* can understand...
What is the most romantic movie that the opposite genders have seen?M
CS Lewis was better anyway; Lewis could've gotten into conlang masturbation but Tolkien never would've had the balls to write Lion-Jesus
>>34656585>>34656589You two can’t be serious
>>34656585
>>34656581what is there to understand
>>34656585The notebook
>>34656585>>34656589Bro, Titanic
>>34656591All this proves is that men are so socialised into violence that they gravitate mainly toward films that portray war, death, and killing positively. It's quite pathological.
>>34656575What if his will instructs for his fortune to be gambled all on 00 at the nearest casino and for the earnings to be distributed to his family knowing he would lose for shits and giggles
>>34656592MLa la land
>>34656599right you are sister, now go back to watching despicable me while the adult gender discusses actual cinema
>>34656592Zorro, the Gay Blade
>>34656594Sorry wrong one. The titanic. I thought they were going to be engaged because her mom wanted to live off both of them. They weren't engaged?
>>34656601I should watch that, huh?
>>34656583I understand
>>34656599Stories of survival kick ass and are relatable.
>>34656594>>34656595>>34656597>>34656598brainfart, Titanic is pretty cool she murders him at the end though and goes back to her normal life
>>34656599Nah, you see it in music, too. The female creatures think Taylor Swift is the greatest singer of all time because she sings about her exes or something.
>>34656593Don't make me pick a favorite. Don't do this.
>>34656592M. No shit, Grease. Name a single other movie where the woman actually does something/changes for the man. For the rest of you autists, the answer should be Benny and Joon
>>34656598Ik ik. Tbh Rose was retarded, why couldn't she give away the necklace at least. I feel bad for her husband, she probably didn't end up in heaven.
>>34656599violence is cool and no one is socialized into it it just is like that
>>34656613Fuck off fake as chico wannabe.
COVID vaccines reduce the risk of blood clots
>>34656615I want them to make a Titanic 2 where the first 45 minutes are her suffering in a retirement home for throwing the necklace overboard and the last 45 minutes are her suffering in Hell
>>34656608No, stories of pill popping and casual sex are relatable, how the bloody fuck is a film about grunting medieval people who don't even bathe bleeding to death in the mud relatable
>>34656599RAAAAH WE ARE THE KINGS WE ARE THE CONQUERORS WE ARE ON TOP
>>34656592MI don't watch many romance movies, but About Time made me tear up because I don't want to think about having to inevitably say goodbye to my dad some day.>>34656601I love my man Ryan, but as the world's biggest LA hater this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
>>34655799Right looks weird. Not as offputting as the other responses say but not appealing either. Proportions and angles look all weird.
>>34656620Yes, westerns in modern settings are cool too.
>>34656620Faustian spirit
>>34656619There already was a Titanic 2 in real life, bruv.
>>34656620life is a struggle full of conflict, even if that conflict isn't sword fights and glorious combat.
>>34655812Why is sex so bad for you? Poor intimacy from him? he seems lame ngl they might be right about leaving.
Is taking dick pathological or biological
>>34655782dickletbros.. they're bullying us again...
You got a knock on your door because of your 4chan posts, didn't you?
>>34656620>pill popping and casual sexextreme boredom
I think most women would be overjoyed if their boyfriend didn't want to have sex before marriage. They'd be like yes I don't have to fuck him
>>34656633No
>>34656620Not even trying to be rude when I say you might legitimately be disabled, this is an extremely low IQ comment.
>>34656620>pill popping and casual sex are relatableNot all of us are drug addicts and fornicators
>>34656633I sent an email to the prime minister volunteering to kill him
>>34656631I know the choice is karma
>>34656633The ice cream truck drives by every Wednesday to collect data from my wireless router.
>>34656642Not yet. But you will be.
>>34656620>relatableYou just go to a movie to watch yourself?
>>34656631biological
Lithe and slender girl. She looks so elegant
State gender,Have you ever had someone make what should have been an obvious pass at you and show interest and you were just completely oblivious to it until well after the fact?
>>34656644I meant *women* taking dickPersonally I think it’s biological, much like how men are more prone to be violent. I don’t think pathos has much to do with it. It’s instinctual and everyone knows it
>>34656648Let me explain something to you. Cruel Intentions and Devil Wears Prada are relatable films. Fucking Dunkirk and Saving Private Ryan are not, those are a small penis power fantasy through the medium of the war film.
women are wired to be sluts but society changes them
>>34656655You meant women taking dick, but when you eventually end up in prison you will be a man taking dick. You will be punished by daily acts of shower sodomy.
>>34656600His will sends it all to my wife with a final insult that my wife isn't supposed to spend a single penny on me. Miserable bastard is dying and still mad at me lmao. Anyways I only want the money for my kids anyways.
>>34656655Women don't like taking dick.
>>34656656>women can’t relate to sacrificing for othersColor me surprised
>>34656662Midk about that anon
Caught a dwarf looking at me the other day, what was his problem?
>>34656666Welcome to da uk
>>34656666what did you post
>>34656656How are movies centered on people suffering and struggling to stay alive "power" fantasies? This incel bait is so lazy.
>>34656656nta but that doesn't actually respond to his issue, I'm going to echo >>34656639
>>34656662It's literally the only thing they give a shit about lmao, it defines entire elections
>>34656662your dick maybe, lmao
>>34656659I made friends in jail and none of them wanted to fuck me in the ass. I know this breaks your heart to hear but I never got sodomized in the shower even though I would sing gay songs.>>34656643It’s on my youtube channel. If you haven’t had feds come knock on your door in current year you’re doing it wrong
>>34656653MI think so
>>34656656Dunkirk was just boring outside of the dogfighting scenes. Those were cool. The Spitfire is so pretty, definitely prettier than the hoe who wrote the post I'm replying to.
Last Saturday I went on a date with a woman I met on a dating app. But I'm worried she might have been AI. How do I test if she is actually human or if she is an Artificial intelligence the next time I speak to her?
>>34656666Begone satan
Why do I get the urge to say hurtful and insulting things to my gf just to see her cry?
Femanons who've actually been with men that are good in bed, how often did you like to have sexo with him? Was it still less often than he'd have wanted?
>>34656689what
>>34656689Sodomize her
>>34656691wtf
>>34656653MNo, I am too hideous.
>>34656598>stable>stand-upUhhh
why are there so many russian pornstars
I know what your childhood was like. Your dad would chase you around the house with his dick poking out of his boxer shorts screaming "I am going to sodomize you! Come here so I can pound your butt!" Your mom would giggle and cheer him on as he chased you in circles, threatening to shove his dick up your rear end to punish you.
>>34656629>RIP, I used to do this too lol, godspeedBased, thanks lulzMaybe the cashier will be hot
>>34656700They're cheap and white mainly
>>34656656Yeah of course women don’t relate to war movies because women are never expected in their lives to fight in a war. For men, this is literal ever present threat.
>>34656700For Indian Chads.
>>34656700Not a lot of good jobs there.
>>34656700It's a depressing country with very little opportunity for its people.
>>34656653FI've pretended to be oblivious plenty but no
>>34656702Why did the Police officers ask so many questions of your rape? Do you think that they masturbated to your answers later that evening?
women, what would like to eat or drink if its very cold?
>>34656709HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA I'm scalping this fool
>>34656713Wow… we got a baddie (and not in a good way).
>>34656710They are always "hiring" their citizens to be front line infantry soldiers.
White maaaan... He does not know... In the rain, the birds find shelter... But the eagle... Fly above the clouds...
>>34656713Hey
>>34656717Okay, Justine Beaver.
>>34656720Astra Militarum
>>34656713Evil
>>34656716Sheep's blood broth and dried fish
>>34656592The Umbrellas of Cherbourghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x00ZIylpKvM
I think I have erectile dysfunction from gooning
>>34656731I don't have that here
>>34656733You have a homosexual ideology.
>>34656702You are always here with these hilarious fantasies. Not sure if expert shitposting or mentally ungovernable but if the former these are very funny
>>34656702The greatest poster in /atoga/.
>>34656738I think he just has some insane ocd
>>34656738>>34656740Cringe.
>>34656738>>34656740Please stop encouraging the retard.
>>34656741I don’t get it but I like the flavor
>>34656700Russians are very pretty, and porn is probably one of their only ways out of poverty
If spacex isn't back up at least to where I bought it in 6 months when I'm allowed to sell it again I'm going to freak tf out. I'm already freaking tf out as is, but even worse.
>>34656747I don't think I've ever seen him break character, not even once
>>34656736Based.>>34656653FNo. Obliviousness is feigned.>>34656733Deserved.
>>34656751Should have just investing in a diversified fund like a normal person.
What would OCD taste like
I sometimes worry, that someone is considering a plan, to transform you into a homosexualist. You must not let them turn you into one of them, another toilet trader, through the forcible acts of Onanism they would perform upon you. They, the homosexualists, are coming for your genitalia! If they touch you, you too will become a homosexualist.
>>34656758Doorknob
>>34656758Like cod in a blender
>>34656759Im gonna make you a homosexualist. Im coming for you.
>>34656761Which cod?
>>34656758Gorging on candy and immediately and fervently brushing your teeth
>>34656750First part, yes x100.
>>34656754>Obliviousness is feigned.Why do women do that shit? It's cruel.
seriously though total gooner death
>>34656758OCD would have the texture of a cluster of similar-looking objects making up a larger whole. A rice ball, a peanut or granola bar, or a Rice Krispies treat are good examples of what OCD would feel like on the tongue.
I like it when people say "sage advice" and stuff to me because most of the time I'm talking completely out my ass.
Did you know Zullie the witch is replaying all of dark souls and doing commentary on all the little things she knows?Girls why aren't you as cure at Zullie the witch?
>>34656751did it go up or down
>>34656767Im not interested, but I dont want to hurt someones feelings either. Usually, when Im feigning obliviousness its because someone has cold approached me. I dont want someone so shallow. I know Im hot, I want someone who sees beyond that.
>>34656770Very nice. Now do autism. What about the flavor?
>>34656768>>34656754This isn't funny. I can't jerk off if my dick is half flaccid.
>>34656762You are cumming.He is cumming.Our Lord and Savior is cumming. He has failed only to goon, and now he will coom!It will be a dark day when the black new moon blots out the sun, when He who is Christ and Antichrist shall descend from Hell's Heaven in a Second Cumming. And we will all be lined up and subjected to masturbation, anal penetration, and genital torture. It will be a bleak, black day indeed.
>>34656767Because they only get triggered when Chad does it.>>34656774How about you play the game yourself? Lazy sack.
>>34656774Based. I might slothmaxx and watch
>>34656783don't hate on zullie
>>34656778It's much crueler than just rejecting someone in my book. You sound awfully conceited.
>>34656779Trains, Airplanes, and Vehicles Autism tastes like Licorice Sorbet. Math Autism tastes like canned spam. Military Autism tastes like Copper.Space and Science Fiction Autism tastes like Astronaut Ice Cream. Relationship and Dating Autism tastes like spoiled milk mixed with Pepto Bismol.
>>34656786My brother in Christ, ethots are not worth it.Meet a real gamer grill… IRL.
>>34656763Obsessively soaked and resalted bachalau.
>>34656790you don't even know anything about it. You are just saying stupid shit by reflex
why do they keep changing the tinder app icon
>>34656783Of course I've played it. But nobody knows more about it than zullie (okay well probably some people, but she knows more than almost everybody), and it's nice listening to her talk about stuff and show secret debug stuff.Plus she's got a cute voice. Actually she unironically sounds a bit like JH in a way.
>>34656792If I didn’t, why did I reply to you?Reflex is if I called you a fag or whatever these other guys like to throw around.
>>34656789Impressive. You have good taste
>>34656797because you are clearly retarded
>>34656801Okay, TimDog.
>>34656768M, mid 30s, don't get the gooning thing at all. Like seriously you guys are getting off to the idea of yourselves jerking off? Like I've done some sleazy shit in my day, I'm on here ffs, but I don't get the appeal of jacking off to yourself jacking off, it's a hat on a hat, and onlyfans is just a strip club for people too stupid to understand currency.
>>34656798now let's see paul allen's card
>>34656787Im confident, not conceited. Seethe.
>>34656771There's plenty of stuff that's absolute bullshit that people think is "good advice" and "sounds profound". Relationship advice has all of the classic examples - "when you stop looking the right one will find you", "stop thinking about finding a partner and work on yourself", blah blah blah. It doesn't actually mean jack shit but people who say it will act like it's profound and get angry at anyone who questions what it actually means.
>>34656776it's down about 25% since I bought. I guess it's a good thing for me that the new rules are I can't sell it, so it doesn't even really matter that it's down as long as it's up 6 months from now.
>>34656810good luck man
>>34656806lel
I wish I was a globetrotting young traveler in the 1970s and 1980s. And that I was on board a concord.
>>34656653M, yep. I once went to Taco Bell with my brother-in-law while he was giving me a tour of the university, and the lady at the counter said for me to just come up and ask if I need anything and called me "cutie". He was incredulous that I missed that signalling; I just thought she was being nice though.Not really a pass at me, but I once told a coworker that I thought bangs always make any girl look cuter, and the very next day she came in with bangs. I assumed I just made a very persuasive argument.>>34656804Is that what it is?! I thought gooning was just another word for edging.
>>3465682340 years later and you're back here
>>34656804Most zoomers just use goon for slang of any form of sexual gratification. The original fetish definition is a forgotten niche now.
Gooning is just a more extended and indulgent masturbation session.
>>34656834It is a penis extension exercise to make a bigger, better longer version!
GenderWhat are you wishing for?
Grills, are you clumsy? In a general sense.
>>34656836It actually did make my penis longer.
if a girl asked me to dance it would probably drive me to suicide out of shame, idk how normies do it
>>34656837MThat she loved me
>>34656837MBe the man I want to be
>>34656837Meveryone in the world gets a superpower
GenderWhen was the last time you went out to eat at a restaurant?
>>34656837MThat things work out with the girl I like
>>34656837that i was normal
>>34656703The cashier was a cute twink boy instead lulzWe flirted with each other for a bit and I made him laughHe was taller than me but I'm way more buff so I would be the top if we were to have sex
>>34656845Do you remember what syndrome said
>>34656842why?
>>34656846MIdk
>>34656837Just money, so I can help my family and donate to charity.
>>34656851Always knew you were a batty boy
>>34656852no, I don't know who that is
>>34656767Take the hint.I'm irritated that you're trying to put me in a position where I have to tell someone no and I refuse to participate.
>>34656853because i would say no even though i need to say yes. and i think that would be the wake up call for me that i'm too fucked up to enjoy life, therefore i should end it
>>34656837all men to be exactly by type and like me back
>>34656774>zullie the troonCome on, anon.
>>34656861what if you drink and say yes
>>34656863Based gangbang enthusiast
>>34656860Well excuseeeeee me, Princess!
>>34656837MYou one of those ironic punishment wish monsters?
>>34656860I can't take a hint that you're purposefully hiding from me, is my point. Nobody wins.>you're trying to put me in a position where I have to tell someone noHow terrible. What a fucking joke
>>34656860>being honest is "mean" to womenThis is ragebait and I will not take it
I'd dance with her. I'd sing songs with her. She can't sing, and I can't dance. But that's alright.
>>34656866thats the problem. even drunk i keep my introversion and inhibitions. no matter how much i drink, the fear never goes away. i can never truly relax
>>34656837Fdeath>>34656838Yes and no. I knock things over regularly but am pretty good at catching them. Decent balance but I hit myself in the face with doors.
>>34656871That was a real woman I'm afraid. They aren't all that pitiful
>>34656857Now you know, never respond to him,Let them isolate and die off :)
>>34656875you should try boxing
>>34656879I'd top him doe
Men, how do you feel about being breast fed? Let's say your wife recently gave birth and she's in pain from needing to release some milk but the baby isn't hungry, do you take the initiative for her?
>>34656877Well the door thing I can understand… happens more often than you think, regardless of gender.
>>34656882Yes. I feed the heifer and I get the spare milk.
>>34656870The hint is that I'm still acting oblivious when no reasonable person could do so. It's partly for your benefit doesn't not being rejected save you a little face? Dropping it and leaving is better than a no right?
>>34656880i dont think i have the violence in me for that
>>34656882MYes. It’s like water, nourishes life.
>>34656888just try out stop thinking you are a bad thinker
>>34656882Just squeeze her breasts. Wtf. I'd go for a taste just to see what it's like but come on
>>34656882uh, sure I guess
>>34656882moid hands
>>34656886>It's partly for your benefit doesn't not being rejected save you a little face?No, it's much more humiliating than being rejected. It makes us feel gullible and stupid.>Dropping it and leaving is better than a no right?No.
>>34656882I would not ask to drink her breast milk no but if she asked I will do it
>>34656882greasy, disgusting, predatory, hairy, corn-fed moid hands.
>>34656837MFor exactly Tree Fiddy in cash for every regular ATOGA user.No more, no less.
>>34656882Fuck no, I'm not drinking your bodily fluids
>>34656893>>34656897Me and my boobs disagree
>>34656897Mmmm, corn-fed.
>>34656901Post em
>>34656882I'd try it. Hell, I'd even try it mixed with protein powder. But wouldn't helping her pump be more viable? Outside of fetish shit obviously as a boob lover
>>34656901okay, youre a dumb attention whore. here's your last (you) from me
>>34656905i posted some of my nip a couple days ago
>>34656882Absolutely. Breast milk is insanely nutritious and I get off from the idea.
>>34656908Can your zippertits even make milk
>>34656882i mean in a fetishistic way absolutely i would be willing tobut if she's only interested in it for mechanical, practical reasons im pretty sure pumps do that just fine so it would be pointless
>>34656908you are a man
>>34656860>Take the hint that I am mentally sending you anon!
>>34656878I believe that women are capable of ragebait
Nigga saved it for jerking off lmao
>>34656713Mental that one is.
Fellow femanons, why do you post real life pictures of yourself to 4chan knowing that mentally ill men will be jerking off to your pics?
>Fellow
>>34656924no one is jerking off to you no matter how much you wish they were, faggot
>>34656927so far the only ppl who have saved mine are to bully me for it later on so i dont care>>34656919yea cause i look super manly and buff in that image, thanks
>>34656929I'm a woman, how else should I phrase my question?
>>34656927You say that as if it's a drawback and not the entire point
>>34656932you're a skelly faggot
>>34656882M, have four kids with wife, breast fed from her through all of them. It's okay but not as great as the porn people insist.
>>34656919oo nipple
>>34656936Is that a black and white cat?
>>34656937>not as great as the porn people insist.How so? is the taste off? how close to normal milk does it taste like?
Kittenposter is very fuckable
>>34656939this is his voice he postedhttps://voca.ro/1nuqFFWhKFWX
>>34656944I'm not convinced you aren't just trolling ese
>>34656888https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN0egjl6Sbw
>>34656932>yea cause i look super manly and buff in that image, thanksyou do though . . .
>>34656944A hot babe!! Hot a what baabhabiat
>>34656945look in the archive
>>34656948Are you being sarcastic? That was a guy
>>34656945Very perceptive anon
>>34656944people here have the weirdest voices
>>34656953Sounds feminine to me
fat fetish "femanon" is a faggot man. he begs for pics and then trolls shit like this >>34656956
>>34656954People are saying this
>>34656804Best post I’ve seen in a minute
>>34656954>>34656945It was immediately obvious when he posted it that he was trolling.
>>34656958Shut the fuck up
>>34656964kys
>>34656956That’s a girl with vocal fry. She said she had a cold too that day
>>34656966Don't kiss me, fag
She should ignore everyone but me and post more nipple imo
Saying all that gay shit on a voca isn't even "trolling" anymore at this point YOU are the clown
>>34656971>She should ignore everyone but meAgreed.
>>34656971you bullied me like I said you would when I posted pit, voice, hand, and feet I will not do that because I don’t want to help people get off while they bully me
>>34656919Can’t believe I missed her posting a pit pic but thank you for reposting it
>>34656972I’m a girl it’s straight but ok.
>>34656978I honestly haven't, but you're right that it would just cause you more problems.
>>34656978this wasnt me btw, he’s larping as being me now.
>>34656978Worst fakefag ever
This is getting silly.
>>34656980Look man I hate her too but this is insanely cringe and embarrassing, you need a fucking hobby
He’s samefagging as himself now
>>34656988>>34656982>>34656980Are you troll or the pooner writing this? Don’t even give me than neutral observer shit.
>>34656990
>>34656990>>34656980>>34656978Behold, everyone. The power of 131 iq
>>34656993Is that 131IQ anon? Damn, I no longer trust IQ tests because of him.
>>34656990it's not a pooner, it's a man. but fat fetish faggot is one anon. the other one is entjeet being indian as usual.
>>34656995It was an online test, which makes it a joke by default. IQ tests aren't illegitimate when used properly.
>>3465699399.5th percentile girth
>>34656995This is what he chooses to do with it. Or perhaps it's the autism
>>34656998I recall him saying it was done by his psychiatrist, but I guess he could be lying.
>>34656998You don't understand bro it was a CLINICAL online test. His doctor made him do it>>34657002I don't know if it being real or fake is worse atp
>>34657002It was done by a psych yes. People see a computer interface and think it’s an online test because it’s not a piece of paper in a folder. My iq was tested clinically with elements over the internet and that gets misconstrued
>>34657005It being real makes it worse because that basically means IQ tests are bullshit and we need to find a new way to properly measure intelligence.>>34657008Okay, so yeah, I no longer trust IQ tests because of you.
>>34657009Most people with high IQs do fairly well, this guy just has something else wrong with his brain
>>34657009Why and what’s your iq. I only ask because I know the explanation will be hairbrained as fuck
>>34657011I am medicated for anxiety and depression and have zero friends as well as emotional changes from my steroid cycle. I don’t think you’re breaking the new ground you think you are. I’m upfront
>>34657012I've never done an IQ test so I can't say for certain, I just find that someone with a high IQ acting like a complete retard puts the legitimacy of IQ tests to question.
>>34656942My wife's milk didn't have an off flavor or anything but the taboo just kinda dies after you do it that much. I didn't event really care about the milk for the second 2 kids but just kinda did it to help her self esteem because she thought she was unattractive. She was not but whatever that's' a whole other thing.
I had a really high IQ when I was a kid but I drank a lot since then and I can't learn anything anymore.
>>34656997Why is being an ex-pooner the only thing people remember about me?
>>34657016That’s fallacious first of all but what am I doing that’s retarded
>>34657012At least spell it right if you're gonna be arguing about iq, besides you don't have much room to be calling people harebrained
you know the artist is a woman when they draw the guy's hands like that
>>34657015NTA>SteroidsOh, it's roid rage. That explains it.
>>34657018IQ is a meme anyway
>>34657020Ha I’m remembered for my big cock and high iq and height
>>34657018Same digga
>>34657017Good lad.Yeah, the novelty probably would die off.
>>34657022Watch my iq response and learn:>Thank you, I realize I’ve never read that word before and only heard it, my knowledge base is more complex thanks to you. Now please answer my question comprehensively. The cheap dunk was funny dont get me wrong.
>>34657020nta but I remember you for your Paul Dano obsession :D
>>34655142i dont have a question im just super lonely and i was hoping a girl would reply to me, but since i haven't said anything and instead made a meta post about getting replied to, there's no reason to reply at all. and yet if i had asked a normal question and got a reply, it wouldn't have been what i wanted.
>>34657032Im NTA either lolll are there two of us?
>>34657018I'm certain I made myself slightly dumber by smoking a shitton of weed, but people still think I'm smort and well-spoken.I mercifully only get the brain fog whenever I relapse.
>>34657034I’m a girl
>>34657029Honestly the hardest part of childbirth is women deciding that because the gained 15lbs that obviously no man will ever want them, and the weight always goes to their tits and ass, honestly their entire gender is so stupid. Imagine if after having kids men got abs and 2 extra inches of cock per kid, then men moaned and bitched that their cocks were just too big. Maybe a highly specific experience but post partum women are extra fucking dumb.
People who detrans are stunning and brave (unironically)
>>34657037but not for me
>>34657031Bro you're the guy who posted a voca of yourself saying "I wanna grab your ass" in reference to another man while pretending to be an ftm, you are not worming your way out of this
>>34657018Yeah I’d be a genius if I didn’t choose not to be lookin ass
sometimes i forget what b
>>34657043That’s not me or retarded. Explain why that’s retarded you cannot. I already know what you might say and look forward to exposing your lacking knowledge base.
>>34657043NTA that was not a barritone or bass voice in the voca it’s not him
>>34657035It appears I may have gotten mixed up while following the chain of replies
I will ask her out tomorrow
>>34657048Nunnin to explain your actions do all the explaining >>34657051What is lying. Plus your voice can technically sit in the "baritone bass" range in terms of fundamental frequency and still sound nasally and whiny as fuck
should i fap to white woman or black woman
>>34657043The voca was the fat fetish gooner.
>>34657045I didn't know Candlejack could get you without typing his na
>>34657041Stunning is a bit much but they are definitely brave
>>34657057Asian women
Anons i just discovered some people are born with a cloaca and my mind is blown and i want you all to know about ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_cloaca
>>34657057LatinaAbuse
>>34657063That is disgusting
>>34657055Got it, you have opinions you can’t back up because they’re based on non-objective emotion. Thats ok, just say you’re cornfed next time. I’m disappointed I didn’t even get to use my clever rebuttal
>>34657064To abuse a Latina, all you have to do is call her "Latinx".
>>34657063>some peopleLike you?
>>34657061I can't even imagine what it must be like to pull yourself out of something like that
>>34657063I didn't need to know this
>>34657067well i find it fascinating, dont be so judgemental
>>34657063Seek therapy, you gross, but tall weirdo!
>>34657058anon why do u hhave so much hate in ur heart
>>34657068Gotta be one of the worst characters on the show. Too cliched
>>34657063This is quality content.
>>34657063Why did you kill Cat Elder!?
Can someome describe my voice?https://voca.ro/1j0izpNPo8lA
>>34657082Just stop man
>>34657080Theyre old, you know, old people just die sometimes
>>34657082Kinda… sus, desu.Also, too short.
I like blowing cigarette smoke into the faces of people I don't like.
I feel too burnt out to read my library books, life is shit.
>>34657086You evil, Amazon!
>>34657082Please read up to the 18th wording picrel, try not to rush. Judgement will be made afterwards.
>>34657082Like you have rainbow hair and uses weird hats
>>34657082>>34657082Really fucking…. Hot actually more plz
>>34657084Haha faggot thought that was me. It’s (you) that should stop you’re in over your depth intellectually
I like going outside and looking at cute girls
>>34657097Same
>>34657096You'll troon out soon enough bud
>>34657101>bud He can’t stop betraying his low iq social strata. If you’re gonna follow me around I’ll do you the service of teaching you from now on. Ok? Every post will include a meta section where I correct your last snarky faux pas
>>34657091ntahttps://voca.ro/1k6gJl1zyNYB
>>34657091https://voca.ro/1klekBBZHAuv
>>34657104Yo why the fuck did you start out as Alan from smiling friends for the first 3 seconds then go into a racist southern drawl
>>34657102Lol
>>34657105Instant boner
>>34657108Bad news...
>>34657109Everyones a tranny aaaaaaaaaghghg
>>34657105>NorlinsICK!
>>34657108vro cannot hear a women's voice
>>34657091I would describe your voice as disinterested white California girl
>>34657109You’re not gonna finish me? I don’t expect you to it’s ok baby
>>34657113Fuck my Baka chubgusblife >>34657105
>>34657114Double gay
>>34657115>>34657113Yeah, pretty much. I cant feign interest well. Maybe Im autistic or something.
>>34657091https://vocaroo.com/1j365uTT1n8n
>>34657118East coast?
>>34657113>girl
>>34657097Same. I get to watch birds and look at trees and flowers too what a treat
>>34657118>a togaWrong.
>>34657116Nta but you’re operating on some tired old heuristics that nobody adheres to anymore. We’ve had the conversation as a society and we’ve decided that you’re wrong. Decades ago.
>>34657091>SIM-mi-ler>MICK dawn-alds>or-ranzh>pee-CAWN>PRAY-lean>BOOL-e-in>BAY-BEE>MAY-yon-ays>gawd-PAIR-ants>TUH-may-TOE>PÆN-cayk>BAH-?un ROOZH>NIU-OR-lins>WA-der>CAW-FEE>RE-FRID-zher-ay-TER>??>??>POH-BOI>??i dont really have a strong great lakes accent im just generally american, im a bit nasally and have a very slight fronting of the a, but not as strong as others
>>34657118I don’t know why but I get a Lyle Rath vibe from you>>34657117>probably autisticCould’ve been worse, you could have ended up as one of those anime voice phenotypes like my friend did
>>34657124why not just make a voc?
>>34657104This anon won.Easily,
>>34657123Gay
>>34657124Can we hear? Especially refrigerator that’s some interesting pronunciation
>>34657119Nope, I'm from the south. I lived on the east coast for a few years as a kid though.>>34657122No u.
>>34657124Just record the audio db
>>34657124It’s useless and poisons to pool to type it out, I know you want to be included but this is not the way to do it
>>34657126the troon anon will get defensive
>>34657128:) dw the gays cant get you in your moms basement
>>34657134Ok tranny
>>34657118Ayy-Too-GahBut 10/10 effort.
>>34657125>I don’t know why but I get a Lyle Rath vibe from youHey, I'll take it. I have pipe dreams about being a voice actor
>>34657133? Never stopped you before. If I were him I’d probably be sick of fucking with you anyway and shill for you now
>Women like with be treated as sexual objects, but not by men, which only leaves womenThus all women are lesbians
wait i fucked up orange, its OR-rinzh. Also the stress of tomato is backwards>>34657129https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/File:En-us-refrigerator.ogg
>>34657135and proud. are you proud of yourself
>are you pr- ACK!
>>34657106that's just my regular southern drawlyou dont want to hear my racist one
>>34657139What is picrel? is that an early 2020 something diffusion model's attempt at generating a muscular bicep?
>>34657137Dub some comics and start building that portfolio brother. The toolbox fallacy kills many dreams.
>>34657144Kp would surely know what a woman’s body looks like….. right? She can’t be trans bro I just got done cumming to her this can’t be happening
>>34657143kek
Dang all these vocs make me wish I had a nice voice.
>>34657146all I can say is we haven’t seen hole or heard her voice so really its schrodingers cock rn
https://youtube.com/shorts/-8Bwuxmterw?is=LPAu1fvAYYncRhjF For everyone who needs to hear this today
>>34657145Too true lol. I'll think about it.
>>34657146Haha, you are ghey!Tee hee!
>>34657104actually heres what i think my real voice is. https://voca.ro/1gN516hoJ9Zm
>>34657148Post it anyways, we literally had a poster whose natural speaking voice was 90% Kermit the frog. He didn’t even get bullied for it, just some light bants
>>34657153So you really do just slip into an Alan cadence once in a while lmao
>>34657150>Unironically watching Hasan PikerI don't care if he's mocking looksmaxxers, you should still be ashamed of yourself.
Lot of hot guys and only girl? Were fuckked
>>34657146i am confusion how is that a woman, oh i see now nevermind
>>34657150The gayest straight man I've ever seen
>>34657158Thanks for saving me a click.
>>34657157https://voca.ro/13oQMrvbooIN
plz be a girl i fucking need this
Everyone on atoga should be put on an island. Then we'll form cliques and kill the posters we don't like.
>>34657162>>34657158T. The Mogged
>>34657168Which do you think the first 5 posters to be killed will be?
>>34657168I’m taking kp, bv, and 6’1 6.7x6 95th percentile and we’re raping the homophobes, incels and rightoids
>>34657165You could larp as a former skater bro that cleaned up>>34657166So this must be what schadenfreude feels like
>>34657170Me
"Straight" femanons, do you think you could have sex with another woman?
>>34657173yeah i get that. i only really sound southern when i'm drunk or playing it up. lol.
>>34657170ENTJ, five times. He comes back from the dead after a few minutes
>>34657175Why are you putting straight in quotation marks?
>>34657170I'd have bv, Gary, entj, the Twitter baiter, and the annoying autistic Jeet executed
>>34657179All women are bisexual
>>34657168no thanks id get raped
>>34657180Unfortunately twitter baiter would actually thrive on the island and put us in an amogus situation where we accidentally kill off one innocents
>>34657182Would you give up sexual favors in exchange for my protection? No one could rape you. No one
>>34657182I would love to see you kill BB and Korrosami.Use your Amazonian skills.
>>34657181Okay you're one of those retards, no need to take your question seriously.
>>34657177>i only really sound southern when i'm drunk or playing it up. lol.Same lolhttps://vocaroo.com/1iQa64FYYv41
>>34657183I think we'd be able to pick him out pretty quick 2bh. Process of elimination.
>>34657180U jelly?
>>34657180This is probably the correct answer unless we keep bv alive for comic relief.
>>34657192Don't be ridiculous. She'll hog out and all our food will be gone on day one.
>>34657182You would be the strongest in the island
>>34657180I like jeetist
State genderWhat are some good movies/TV Shows/Videos/etc. to get high too?
The bible says you shouldn't have sex with your wife or husband. It's permitted because it's better than having sex with someone that's not your husband or wife and so it's a way to prevent people from committing sin, which us why it's allowed but ideally you would be abstinent even in marriage.
>>34657198Why?For his…?
>>34657197Only her neck, traps, legs, arms, D1 ball hands…
If freud didn't help anyone his whole career what was he doing
>>34657204he’s a funny boy or maybe we mean different people >>34657206Sexual fantasy I presume
>>34657206self fellation
>>34657206Stacking paper, snorting booger sugar, huffing his own farts
>>34657179Because if I say just "women" korraposter will answerBut if I say straight women then you'll just say "well we wouldn't be straight if we were" or something like that
>>34657201M>moviesBarakaSamsara>showsSmiling FriendsThe Midnight Gospel>videosSteel Reserve 40ozOld =3 videos
How is my spanish, lads?https://voca.ro/1odzUcxCKYSg
>>34657205Built for MMA
>>34657201Granny’s boy or whatever it’s called is peak
>>34657215the same as when you posted last time, attentionwhore
>>34655142Do vanilla women even exist?How do i find one?Should i just date a frigid/asexual woman?
>>34657213I've heard of Samsara, I wasn't even thinking of nature documentaries (mostly because I'm not big of documentaries). But that sounds good. I did see an episode of The Midnight Gospel a while back, it was interesting.>>34657217That's a movie I've been meaning to watch.
>>34657219>Do vanilla women even exist?yes>How do i find one?you reap what you sow>Should i just date a frigid/asexual woman?yes, if you let her stay that way
>>34657212>"DYKES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be DYKES anywhere.">The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE DYKES" he thought.>Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of autistic conejitas after dark.>"With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>34657219Radfems tend to be extremely sexually vanilla, but something tells me you wouldn't get along with a Radfem.
>>34657222Believe it or not, I didn’t write this
>>34657222he sounds incredibly based
>>34657226Wait a few extra seconds to samefag btw
>>34657220Samsara and Baraka are suggestions made tongue in cheek, they would be good to watch high but they’re also a little freaky and a little stereotypical.The midnight gospel on the other hand, I recommend fully with my chest. I love that show through and through. The last episode is a wild ride
>>34657227what's that?
>>34657219Im super vanilla with what i want done to me but not so vanilla with what i want to do to him, im not sure what that makes me
>>34657227That wasn't me you freakin hall monitor
>>34657231a pervert
>Not a single aussie or new zealand anon in the voc wavesadge
>>34657230It’s where you reply to yourself to falsify multiple perspectives usually in agreement. If you do it exactly within a minute of one another it looks more suspect because that’s the minimum amount of time to do multiple posts
>>34657239you seem to know a lot about that, curious
>>34657235i dont like that term, makes me sound dirty
>>34657232Kp? Fat fetish?
>>34657218:)
>>34657223Are they?I assume they were dominant CBT man haters or BPD brats who go were way too deep in character
>>34657201M>moviesFantastic PlanetThe Holy MountainFreddy Got Fingered>TV ShowsThe Good PlaceHow It's MadeWonder Showzen>Videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhVehcHwOB8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gvSYEqOMn8
>>34657242if you don't like feeling dirty, don't play in the mud
>>34657245Radfems are the ones who hate pornography, trannies, and sexwork. Many also tend to despise most kinks and fetishes as well.
>>34657246>Freddy Got FingeredI watched that movie once years ago, and to this day I've yet to find a bigger budgeted shitpost of a movie.
>>34657248Both sides are equally racist, too.So, they have some “sisterhood” left.
>>34657231I'm not that vanilla, but i can still get off to normal stuff and feel a vanilla relationship would be healthier and less of a mind fuck
>>34657251Kino
>>34657246NtaThe good place is a great suggestion
>>34657201>moviesaqotwf, red rooms, adam's apples>tv showsdragon ball z abridged, the boys (Season 1-3 only), chernobyl >videospopee the performer, nixonverse, alternate american folklore,
>>34657240what’s a girl meant to do besides samefag?
I watched Barry Lyndon and had an internal freakout because the lead looks like my dad in his 20s, I spent my youth bouncing around doing a bunch of different crap in different places, skating by on strength, toughness, good looks, and charm, while waiting for it to blow up again, and old people where I grew up would shift into the same kind of archaic English when they would scold me as child. Shit was a trip.
>>34657255I was bowled over by how good that show was. I didn't expect it to go to the places it did by the end of it
Men, please stop liking evil women
>>34657253what non normal stuff do u get off to?
>>34657260unsubscribe from this masturbatory blog
Coomed
>>34657259ora et labora
>>34657265Are you the seven days guy?
>>34657262All women are evil though
>>34657265vile
>>34657262It’s not my fault evil women make me hard :/
>>34657262I was done with that years ago. The last woman did some somewhat evil stuff to me but it’s whatever. People make mistakes
>>34657264You can never escape your fate. Submit with honor to a duel.
>>34657262I will try my best
>>34657274what evil stuff?
men dont understand that the uglier a woman is the less evil she ishint hint
>>34657279untruer words have never been spoken
>>34657231Dominant?
>>34657277Played with my fee fees by kicking the can down the road
>>34657281 no, Im very submissive, i just want to be able to touch/grope him and tie him up without his "consent".
>>34657279>t. Not even remotely ugly, just has self esteem issues
>>34657282since when is it evil to not be sure about wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone after only knowing them for a little while?
>>34657268No>>34657272Next time it'll be in you
>>34657287over my dead body
>>34657289If that's what you want.
I actually feel horrible
>>34657289Give you another kid perhaps
>>34657292Why?
>>34657267“The Labrador whore” ?>>34657292What’s up anon
>>34657285im an unironic chudette without the racist part
>>34657267Fuck off groyper stop worshipping homosexual manlets
ive never known what actual love feels like and at this point im a bit afraid to get into that this late in life
>>34657294>>34657295Lately I’ve barely been sleeping, usually within 3-6 hours a night and staying up for 24+ hours straight after. I’m very nauseous and exhausted. I also miss having regular sex but I’m forgoing meeting people for now. Also getting a lot of disturbing dreams
>>34657263i like either role, but for a relationship it might be too complicatedI would enjoy being submissive, but i'm not submissive in my normal life I also dont want to be kicked in the balls or anythingI can be dominant but i need to get in the right mindset, and iy would be hard to unsee it and go back to respecting that personWhich would ruin the relationship
>>34657298?
>>34657299I got you. I love your body and brain very much
>>34657279not trying to be mean but this is ugly cope, most uggos are neurotic vile and spiritually repulsive gremlins
>>34657299How old are you?
>>34657300What kind of dreams
>>34657297>chudetteThe fact that you used this word makes you irredeemable. Jump in the woodchipper, you worthless human scum.
>>34657300Unemployed? I'm jobless right now and I've been having trouble maintaining a regular sleep schedule.
>>34657279>>34657262goodness is one of the things that makes me fall in love with a woman
>>34657286It honestly wasn’t that. I wasn’t asking that of her.She cancelled on some plans I made months in advance (we live far away from each other) with her the week of the plans, and when I asked her later why she was being distant she told me she met someone else and was getting serious with them. I assume she canceled some of the plans to hang out with that guy instead of me while I was in townSo not really evil I guess. I just got my feelings hurt
>>34657307One was of an ex arrayed in light and looking at me with disappointment, that one’s been lurking in my mind. Another one was travelling around the world looking for a girl only for her to ambush me at home with my own gun>>34657311Not unemployed
>>34657262i just cant, its embarrasing but i cant
>>34657304can you blame them? ppl make fun of ugly ppl for having any confidence or just simply not hating themselves and then also make fun of them for being in touch with reality with their ugliness like >>34657310 did you guys all suck and i hate you all , insane hypocrisy with no means of feeling bad for it
>>34657297Chudettes are hot though, unironically
My rapist could totally beat up your rapist
>>34657304most beautiful women have a huge stick up their ass and would gas all sub8s
>>34657314I guess, in a way, that is evil, yeah
>>34657312Be a person, man. Then you can do your religious larp.
>>34657322Her intent wasn’t to be evil but whew boy that shit hurted. I was humiliated by how cold she was when I last saw her
>>34657319Good luck with that, my dad is a big guy.
>>34657317If you don't like it, the woodchipper is always there.
>>34657262Define evil. The regular, everyday casual cruelty most humans are capable of? or the fantastical, sadistic, romanticized female villain trope?
>>34657325It's not necessarily evil that she felt that way, but it wasn't good how she handled it, she should have just told you how it is and cut contact
>>34655233FNo cleric?
>>34657325My sympathies that’s a really shitty thing that happens to many of us.>>34657317*pulls out bingo card tentatively
>>34657301not judging but if you want a normal relationship you should probably keep "submissive" stuff to your self as a man, i just dont think it leads to good things.
>>34657262Evil Has no Boundaries
I am very grateful to my father for creating me.
>>34657327whats wrong with being a chudette as she calls herself?
>>34657331I agree. I cut contact after our last conversation and am sad that she might not want to be my friend after some time has passed. I’m very sad about how everything turned out
>>34657338Wojaks are fag shit for fag people.
>>34657339Why would you want to be friends with dishonest people?
>>34657323 i just want to be lovedi like when women are actually nice to me
>>34657335I acted like a robot during sex for my teens and early 20s, got more comfortable and realized sex is all about mutual vulnerability. Nta, a woman who loves you will know if you’re being authentic during sex, if that means you’re a sub it’s your lot but it’s better than being German brain stroke machine cool man (unless that’s what you really are)
Ugly people don't deserve to be confident though. Like who do you think you are, what do you have to be confident about? Lmao.
>>34657344I’m sorry I was being mean I wish you well
>>34657346>>34657317>or just simply not hating themselves read more than a a sentence and a half in maybe?
>>34657343I’m still getting over it, I guess. I also don’t think what she did was unforgivable and recognize that some strange man she met online trying to date her was probably a significant source of stress in her life
>>34657346Baby’s first rage bait tm
>>34657350I'm not even baiting, I genuinely think that
>>34657335I do agree ofcMost ''dominant'' women seem to have a dominant personality over allOr they are submissives who are sadistic towards betasIn general it seems like it's hard to compartmentalize all that weird stuff and go back to a normal loving relationship
>>34657329Both
>>34657349Ofc it's not unforgivable but that doesn't mean you shouldn't want to keep that kind of behavior in your life. What good would she even add to your life?
>>34657355She was fun to hang out with and talk to. I enjoyed getting to know her and just enjoyed her company. I guess I’m still smitten
why can’t the ugly guys just date the ugly girls?
>>34657360So you'd trade a crumb of attention for your dignity? Please treat yourself better, this is not good and you know it.
>>34657364I can’t just switch it off, and I am treating myself better by having cut contact with her after that conversation. I’m just going to have some mixed emotions about this mess for a while
>>34657363They don't want each other. Nobody wants an ugly partner
>>34657363Because ugly guys make money and date mid girls and ugly girls fuck above avg guys and then become bv after some time
>>34657369uglypeople wouldnt exist if two ugly ppl didnt fuck one another
>>34657367I guess. It's just wild to me that you'd grief something not being in your life anymore that added a ton of negative things and at best a sprinkle of positive things. Makes me worry about how starved you are for positive things in your life and where you seek them.
>>34657353>>34657335I cant really judge that much since like i said i would have a hard time unseeing someone's ''submissive'' side tooIdeally i'd just keep everything to myself and find a vanilla womenAside from the whole losing respect thing, ''submissive'' women seem like a pain to deal with I dont want to memorize someones entire list of icks so i can keep up the dominant persona
>>34657373I have a tendency to value potential as much as reality. It’s a bad habit that this situation is probably going to end up permanently removing from my personality.
>>34657363Ugly guys still want biological woman
>>34657375Sure, but do you also lick the public toilet seat because it has the potential to be clean if someone would just scrub and disinfect it for hours? Something's potential is not a very good reason to let it's current state destroy you. Especially not if they aren't actively working on getting closer to that potential and instead keep acting on ways that reinforce their current state. Like being dishonest.
>>34657379I know, anon. It’s a mistake I don’t intend to repeat. I still miss her.
>>34657381Alright, good luck.
I have a fetish for pretty girls
>>34657379Why can’t jeets stop talking about shit. It’s just a toilet bro get over your ptsd
>>34657376and? thats what i am,
>>34657386Voca?
>>34657383Thanks. I’m a month out from this and suspect I’ll be completely over it next month. Still don’t think I’ll try to date again this year; I’m pooped.
>>34656222Unless it's an office building they might know it's a customer and there's nothing they can do about it.
>>34657390Yeah, that might be wise.
>>34657385You tell us, entjeet.
“Ayo, kp so ESTRANGED from her family she can’t even get her SISTER to make her a fake voca”
>>34657371TrueBut sometimes good looking people have ugly kids because they inherit the wrong traitsLike a male chinlet with his mother's feminine round face or a woman with her father's large jaw
>>34657387i dont owe u anything
>>34657394>her
Children are horrible. I should know I was one.
I miss my pookie
>>34656452No. That'd be cute.
>her
>>34657400Did he die?
Women, what's stopping you from looking like this?
>>34657393What’s the lore on entjeet? Did he ever admit to being Indian?
How do I get over the fact that someone I cared about never saw me as a person and just discarded me the first chance she got?
>>34657404I'm not asian.
>>34657405He larps as Samoan
>>34657342kind of a category error tbqh
>>34657404I'm not a collection of 3D polygons.
>>34657406By letting time pass and meeting new people.
Men, what's stopping you from looking like this?
>>34657406What's there to get over? That some people are bad people? There's no point in being hung up over that unless you love being miserable 24/7 because there will never be a shortage of bad people to be distraught over.
just got done watching No Country for Old Men, highly depressing film. You guys watch and depressing shit?
>>34656477If >he doesn't fuck when Aragorn kisses Arwen, I'm gonna think he's gay.
>>34657412I'm 5'2"
>>34657414>You guys watch and depressing shit?No, why would I do that?
>>34657403No, but I did
>>34657413But daddy I loved him </3
>>34657414Seriousslop is peak kino
>>34657404I’m not drawn with a child’s face
>>34657417sometimes interesting and quality storytelling is only available through emotionally uncomfortable subject matter and tones
There are two sides to every storyDid you know that?
>>34657412I look like that….
>>34657424I do, yes.
>>34657423Sure, but is being entertained worth coming out of it depressed? Is that how bored you are? Don't you have some laundry to do or borders to weed?
>>34657418Explain?
>>34657414I watched The Road once, never again.
>>34657427>Sure, but is being entertained worth coming out of it depressed?yes. if you disagree you are either low IQ or boring or both
>>34657428I’m in hell and my torture is having to post on atoga for the rest of eternity
>>34657431I'd happily take that over needing to be entertained no matter the cost.
FAGGOT
>>34657434your weird emphasis on "the cost" of entertainment strikes me as autistic in nature
>>34657433That doesn't sound too bad. But since I'm the devil I'll make it worse. From now on he also posts here and you have to watch as he gives the other femanons (you)s while he never replies to you.
imagine sensually kissing me; a man
>tfw no ticklish bf to tie to the bed during his sleep and mess with
>>34657438And that's a bad thing because...?
>>34657440Woah haha that's a little gay haha
>>34657413I am absolutely the kind of person who gets hung up on bad people unfortunately.
>>34657414I saw Manchester by the sea recently
>34657433>>34657439Neener neener.
>>34657354the former is a sad fact of life, the latter is just good taste.
>>34657445Have you tried not doing that
>>34657445You almost seem to take pride in that. Why?
>>34657445You should try to not be that guy anymore. That’s what I’m doing.
>>34656477Do women really insist in interrupting movies for this?I'd rather watch movies and have sex at separate times
>>34657458If it's something I've seen a few times, I know the horny parts and would like to have sex to them.
>>34657458You can pause it you know
>>34657396Whoa I just asked nicely I think
>>34657459What movie is good for fucking in?
>>34657461sorry i thought u were the mean anon
>>34656477the spirit of the film should be respected. I don't wanna fuck while watching the orcs scour and torment the Rohan countryside.
Why do I feel a surge of anger/irritation every time I see female characters depicted as elite fighters in movies or video games? Then, that feeling quickly wanes off. Idk how to explain it, it's like an instant involuntary reaction.
https://youtube.com/shorts/7e4AxwnUvAY?is=x9Tv4MVoOhiqKUk5Uh guys? Are we not supposed to comment on this? We’re playing this straight? Seriously? Help normies what’s the move
>>34657463So...voca?
>>34657468u first
>>34657467Bro, fuck off
>>34657412Bone structure.
>>34657466Because women aren't supposed to be warriors. It's a primal reaction. Like seeing a tranny.
>>34657465Well it's either that or metaphorically cucked by some actorI guess women see every movie as porn, and to think they judge guys for watching it
>>34657471? Is your atoga experience being hurt by my post?
>>34657412I'm tall but ugly.
>>34657468Fucking post it retard
I want to gossip about someone who posts here but shouldn’t do that.
>>34657479??
>>34657480Do it you pussy
>>34657462It depends on personal taste. Titanic is a good one. The end of The Secretary. Basic Instinct. Mr and mrs smith. Black swan. Top Gun.
>>34657412I don't want to die my hair
>>34657480You can *they* might get a kick out of it >>34657478Picrel
>>34657483No, I think that was all I needed to post to get it out of my system.
>>34657412>>34657404Why do Eastern developers always create such beautiful characters (both male and females), but western ones almost never do?
>>34657480Is it a namefag? F or M?
>>34657487Do it
>>34657486>*they*wdymbt
>>34657480Prove you're not just fishing for (you)s
Was put of the door to go get breakfast and enjoy the morning but I went back in for a shave I can't go unshaven
>>34657491>>34657492Jeez guys.>>34657494I don’t know how I could possibly prove that to you.
Women, what are your thoughts if you smelt a man and he smelt like roses.
These grapefruit cigarettes are ABHORRENT
>>34657497I know exactly the tone of voice this is written in lol
>>34657498Distressingly homoerotic load sharing in this painting
>>34657497We all love a little gossip, don't be shy
>>34657505Anon might read it and I don’t wanna make anon feel bad
>>34657498that he spends a suspicious amount of time at the bath house
>>34657501It's just gothic LOTR man, why's everything gotta be gay
>>34657507>AnonSo.. It is not a namefag?
>>34657507Is anon a bpd girlie
It's me. The gossip is about me. I... I am pookie...
>>34657498Mmmmmm*sniffing >him*So rare
>>34657507Don't worry about him, he won't know.
>>34657513I’ve been found out and MUST kill myself. I’m sorry pookie
>>34657501It ain’t gay, Frodo is just trying to save his best friend Sam from the freak show that is Gollum. It’s not Gollums fault he looks like he’s naked
>>34657499Where the FUCK did you find a grapefruit cigarette
>>34657517I know which scene it’s depicting but Frodo’s giving Gollum a downright peculiar look while he whispers sweet nothings in his ear dontcha think
Women, are you going to play Stellar Blade Blood rain?
>>34657522the fuck is this pedo crap?
>>34657519It was a gift. Terrible gift
>>34657520Clearly you've never had your held head back and threatened by another mam
>>34657524Didn't you say you'll stop smoking?
>>34657524A smoky grapefruit does sound like ass, I’m surprised they made it in the first place
>>34657530it's probably just a vape but non was too afraid of the bullying to say that
>>34657508Does this perception change if there are other fragrance notes in tandem with the rose
Poor pookie. Now he'll never know what she was going to say.
>>34657511Nope>>34657512Not as far as I know
>>34657533like what? sweaty emperor balls?
>>34657528The only thing that would make me stop smoking is a baby>>34657530Some people like the flavour I guess>>34657531It’s not a vape
How much more betwaeal can I take
>>34657531It’s way gayer and way easier to bully him if he’s just pretending he’s smoking. I tried googling a grapefruit cigarette and you’re probably right that it’s just a vape.
>>34657466because quite frankly you're a faggot
>>34657536Ie; smoke, wood, oud, chocolate, etc.
>>34657540I’m at my limit desu
>>34657540>betwaealis that the demon of betrayal?
>>34657541Retard
>>34657498Why does he smell like a grandma
>>34657547Wtf does that say
>>34657537I sure hope you never get pregnant>>34657547>indian>has the dot kek
>>34657547Oh shit it’s like a camel crush but shittier, kinda cool but the execution seems like it didn’t pan out
>>34657542Not BPD, and she was a regular here for a while but I probably scared her off from posting here lol rip
>>34657550Cause I just learned rose fragrances smell good>grandmaI can live with that, I already give off grandpa vibes
>>34657553Yeah exactly. It’s fucking terrible. If it was a menthol we’d be in business, this flavour is unplayable
>tfw no masochistic gf who enjoys being stripped naked 24/7
>>34657547looks like something a guy who sucks cock would smoke
>>34657558Now this has me thinking about a clove crush style cigarette or really just any flavor that isn’t grapefruit
>>34657557>smell goodYou're entitled to your own opinion I suppose
>>34657544some acceptable notes for a man are as follows: >cypriol>sweet orange>mandarin>petitgrain>neroli>geranium bourbon>black pepper>juniper berry >frankincense >atlas cedar>vetiver>patchouli>oakmoss>benzoin>myrrh>thyme>cinnamon>sage>jasmine sambac >beeswax>sandalwoodbasically, he should smell like a monastic garden
I smoked a Marlboro Red the other day, and all I could think about is why other country bros think they’re good. They’re ass
I smell like egg farts.
>>34657570this is why you're single btw
>>34657570Bubblebath for you
>>34657564Any fucking other flavour would’ve been peachy, but I’m not gonna say no to 7 free smokes, can always sell them
>>34657567Sounds hella gay >Yas queen I'm totes picking up those jasmine sambac notes on you
>>34657567Damn you gave us the whole cheat sheet
if you legitimately get visually emotional at the tragic scenes of a tv show or movie i cannot help but be viscerally disgusted and see you as a near-nonhuman
>>34657575you have to know how to pair them
>>34657578Ok
>>34657575the simple fact is that being a just a little gay aside from being mostly masculine is the ultimate cheat code to all female romantic success
>>34657577we don't gatekeep around here
>>34657578Ok tough guy, watch Twin Peaks and then try to make it though Fire Walk With Me with a straight face
>>34657578Weird way to say you hate others that have empathy.
>>34657578uh why tho?
>>34657567>he should smell like a monastic gardenHm, thanks for the inspo. This is a worthwhile depiction to aim for.>>34657568>Theyre assThat’s kinda the point. It’s not like cigarettes taste good in the first place. If you wanted a good expression of tobacco you’d smoke a cigar or pipe. Cigarettes are 95% a nicotine fix and 5% branding.Cowboys like Marlboro Reds cause they’re the cowboy killer brand.>>34657566Thanks
>>34657578*wafts an egg fart in your direction*
My mom keeps bringing men into the house. It's making me mad uncomfortable.
>>34657592>twunk?
>>34657262>Men, please stop liking evil womenNope!
>>34657578they hated this one boss
>>34657585Based, very Chinese of you (compliment)
>>34657592no
>>34657594If you gotta waft em you’re not eating enough eggs.
>>34657590Oh, I meant “other country” bros as in people not from the USA.>It’s not like cigarettes taste good in the first place.They can. I miss Nat Sherman. I also actually like how Camels taste.
>>34657597you should do a demon binding prayer over the house, she might never come home again
>>34657599>pic relatedthey will crucify you for being this based, you know
>>34657598https://youtu.be/B17MeOSuuYQ
>>34657601This isn’t me btw lol. It reads like you as me though
>>34657567>oak mossI have recently acquired a cologne that’s birch and oak moss primarily and it reminds me of foraging for mushrooms.I can only hope that one day I’ll find a woman that has similar memories triggered for them when we meet.
