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unironically would you be asexual if you could choose to not feel sexual urges?
>>34662129100%, I've already done it, best decision ever
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Both genders. Who do you think has the most attractive tummy?Pic only kind of related. I just like it and it's the poster's thinly veiled fetish.
>>34662133This weird interracial cuckquean thing needs to end, I happen to like jeetas, I do not want a white girl to watch me fuck them.
>>34662135M
menare you studying (without ai) for the federal exam that tests your ability to satisfy the 7 ai generated girlfriends so you can receive your bf license? women take the test too but there are only 2 types of guys so its easier
>>34662139I prefer my girl to be skinnier, and I will protect her reproductive organs myself with lethal force.
>>34662133The machines will remember you.
>>34662133thongs are so disgusting
>>34662119My hands are identical to my father's just smaller. Failure of a woman. >>34662129At this point yeah I think so.
>>34662119The image pic is inaccurate, I've some legit women with hands that look like guys hands but are legit biological women. It really depends on their parents genes and how they take care of themselves
>>34662119ERM is this thing implying I have women nails?
>>34662129>spent 6 hours gooning with futa chatbots on my day off yesterday after going to the gymit would probably help me atp
>>34662131wtf do u mean "done it"? did you chemically castrate yourself with some sort of homebrewed cocktail of chemicals?
>>34662153No, I simply decided that this whole sex thing is beneath me
>>34662148Asian men got weird feminine nails often.
is there such a thing as tasteful cooming
>>34662164no
>>34662164every time do it it's tasteful
>>34662164Yeah I light a candle sometimes.
>>34662162I'm not asian
>>34662135MShe
and my lips they don't kiss they don't kiss like they used to
>>34662135we should do this to all the bratty femanons
>>34662143you're a fucking faggot
>>34662185no u
femanons, whats a good videogame you've played recently and whats a terrible one you've played recently
>>34662133god i need a blonde gf who walks around with underboob and a big fat booty
>>34662156Asexuality is an orientation, not a choice.
>>34662190maybe for you
>>34662190unless you cut your balls off
>>34662129never, and I'm a 27y/o virgin loser
>>34662191For anyone. By definition.
flat tummies can save a man's life
>>34662194looks like I'm an anomaly then
>>34662192That might lower your sex drive, but it doesn't make you asexual.
when you become asexual do you also stop masturbating?
>>34662200yes
>>34662135Slavic Ballerina Dolls like Nora>inb4 fatty seethe
>>34662197No, you're just using words you don't understand the meaning of.
>>34662202how can I be asexual when anons keep posting her
>>34662205shut up JH, nobody cares about your gooner autism neuroticism
>>34662200It's not unusual for asexual people to masturbate.
>>34662207Oh, it's about time I got mistaken for JH again! No, wrong age, wrong race, wrong sex, I'm afraid.
>>34662209doesn't really matter, you're all the same anyways
>>34662202slavic women are evil and they always have skinny butts
>>34662135I actually prefer thicker chicks but Nora Fawn's stomach occasionally does something to me. >>34662139 is my typical preferred body.>>34662164Always tasteful when its with a partner. Occasional tasteful solo if you aren't going too crazy with toys or porn (if you must do porn, just stick to content produced directly from the actress and more basic kinks. going down the rabbit hole of more taboo fetishes is hard for most people to come out of)>>34662202Speak of the devil. I think thin chicks usually don't look as great but she just has such good proportions, body fat distribution, and posing angles (I know her being on her tip toes helps, I don't give a fuck)
>>34662173I don't care.
>>34662214Yeah, I don't blame Russian men for hitting them.
>>34662135BASED TICKLECHAD
>>34662219>even something as innocent and sweet as tickling getting turned into sick perverted fetish trashtotal moid death
>>34662224I was tickled when I was kid and had a 'fascination' with tickling ever since then. What do you even want me to do about it? I just want to tickle a girl and be tickled in return...
anons i just had a bizarre dream and im not sure what to make of it, there wasnt even magic supernatural, confusing reality bending, or anyone i know irl, its just weird
>>34662227nta but just kys please
>>34662224I hated being tickled as a kid
>>34662228when I have fevers I dream about aliens
>>34662233no>relaxed, wild and everything in between.what the fuck does that even mean?
>>34662224tbf women definitely like it sometimes too... I was in a lesbian relationship once and my ex was into it
>>34662233>Would you pay an escort?If I could afford it, yes.
>>34662224One of my exes had a tickling fetish. She could actually come from it.
>>34662238>sexually depraved mentally ill people are into sexually depraved mentally ill things you don't say
>>34662228what happened in the dream?
>>34662236The same thing men on dating apps are trying to identify as
>>34662233Sure
>>34662224poor girl, she is so innocent and pure
>>34662241>>34662062I replied to the wrong post.
>>34662250what tattoos do you have?
>>34662233If they were cute and cheap maybe
>>34662233Wtf does FMTY even mean?
>>34662254fly me to you apparently
>>34662254Apparently you buy her a plane ticket to come stay with you for some period of time.
>>34662256Oh, nah. I'd do the 24 hours though. Enough time for a date, multiple rounds of sex, and sleeping with her. If I ever give up on life I'd pay 12k for that with a 10/10 girl who will pretend to like me before I kill myself.
>>34662233No, I lost my virginity when I was a teenager and never felt like I was lacking for opportunities to have sex in person with someone I find atttractive enough. Only way I can see myself doing this is if I was an incel with very little experience and if I had a specific fetish for a certain look (I can find cute women in most races so I'm fine)
>la creatura is back
>>34662264Nigger
>>34662264I’m shy
>>34662264because I am very sensitive to rejetion and I my cry in front of them
>>34662245>for some reason i had a severely disabled little brother (i am an only child)>somehow he crawled into my bed while i was sleeping>for some reason he decides to rub against me and nut in his onesie>he wakes me up because he broke his lung or something and is sobbing>i have to take him to the hospital and be interrogated by the cops for hours>i wake up before i figure out if they can save himwtf, whose nightmare family situation did i just witness
>>34662224>>34662244reminder that prude posters are behind the gender warsthey are a threat to peace & love between men and women
>>34662249purer than you sick freaks yeah
>>34662271lol
>>34662270lmao wth thats a crazy dream haha
>>34662271no i really dont hate men in generaltheir sexuality just disgusts and scares me to a really extreme level
>>34662264M, married for like 10 years, my wife did all the work, asked me out, planned all the dates, I genuinely believe everyone would be happier if it was just expected that women do all the work in dating. Women would be happier, men would be much happier.
>>34662274>>34662224you really have to wonder what sick shit people like this are hiding themselves, it's usually worse
>>34662264why aren't you approaching men?
>>34662274you just not brave enough to be a slut
>>34662279I got news for you: that means you're a misandrist
>>34662271Nah, sexual degenerates are. I only just opened the thread and immediately upon laying my eyes on male opinions felt disgusted and dirty with my tummy and feet and wished men were far away from me and also dead
>>34662062Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzOUl804EEII wish I was in the timeline where korean ska got big instead of korean pop
>>34662286if thats your bar for it then by all means
>>34662276why do you want me to humiliate myself for no upside
Women:If your 10/10 chad boyfriend who made you cum 4 times during sex and you lvoed him, admitted that he was unemployed for the first 6 months of your relationship, and also he's a racist chud, would you stay with him? Say he has a good job now and paid for all your dates out of his savings early on but he hid from you the fact he wasn't actually working. Are you dumping him? Is he better off not admitting it to you at all?
ok can you all stop posting pornography please?
>>34662294post tits neow
>>34662285MFuck no, even a normal well adjusted woman is a shitload of work. I once was out with a girl who trauma dumped me about all of her mom's boyfriends that molested her, then asked if she could ever be loved. We were at fucking chilis.
>>34662297god i hate being a mid ass white boyi'm not even manly looking its over
>>34662294What? I just posted a girl being tickled in a sfw gif.Also, Hello Kitten Poster.
>>34662294can you stop avatarfagging please?
Hello girlies!Do you think slugs or snails are more interesting?
Women, do you have any tips to naturally enhance my eyebrows without the use of makeup?
>>34662301yeah and you got it from your pornograph>>34662296hmm not feeling it
>>34662297he is wearing so much makeup
>>34662294Plap
>>34662294>namefag whores trying to tell people how to post whilst also begging for attentionseriously please get murdered
>>34662304i think theyre both cool but i think i prefer snails just because i think theyre kinda cute
Men. What do you find to be handsome in other men?
>>34662306I remember the whole video, and it's maybe like VERY light fetishy stuff but it's not porn.
>>34662305Henna
>>34662305plucking brows, though beware it may make you a cutie patootie>>34662310excuse me you need to ask consent first
>>34662313Good personal cleanliness and physical fitness.
>>34662308If he was still a caring and mature man then this is a bonus.
>>34662314He's right. It is a fetish a video. I know that because I'm a ticklefag too. You don't need to deny that it's arousing, at least for you.
>>34662305if they are sparse and thinning, especially at the ends, that might be a sign for poor circulation, nutritional deficiencies or hormonal issues so the first step is to make sure your health is up to speedthen you can pluck any obvious stray hairs for streamlining and simply brush them for stylingI wouldn't do more, it'll look gay and yucky
>>34662320Make fun of them all you want, there is going to be an army of these people in the coming decade and they are going to make everyone else's lives a living hell
>>34662317Isn’t that make up, or at the very least a temporary tattoo.>>34662318>pluckingMy eyebrow shape is already nice, I’m more concerned with making them fuller
>>34662285>>34662308>>34662320Why don't you make your own thread for your daily offtopic spam?
>>34662272No? I expect to die loveless and alone
>>34662320I have no issue at all with 30+ women, but they still need to be fun and enjoyable to be around
>>34662251Just the one rn
>>34662320I'll reply to your bait and just say that as a man over 30, the last place I'd look for a serious girlfriend is on a dating app. The woman in this photo should consider logging off and going outside
>>34662322Literally nothing pornographic happens though. She just tickles her and gives her some belly raspberries, the girl's arm comes off the wall. It's like 11 minutes long or something. It's just a girl with a really pretty smile laughing while being tickled.
Girls Let's say the spammer has been put in the stocks for the next couple of days. What do you do to him?
>>34662330what one?
>>34662264They approach me. All my life it's been this way. I've had multiple stalkers, I get hit on at least once basically any time I go to social events, and I've even had multiple snitches reveal the competition and planning behind closed doors for me. I think I'm in the sweet spot of attractiveness, not out of reach but standing out from my peers, as a 5'9 average white guy now in my early 30s.(I do still cold approach, mostly for fun, my favorite thing in life is flirting and I love trying to set my friends up with girls. Maybe someday I'll take it more seriously.)
>>34662318Do you think it'd be funny if a guy styled his bush to look like the curly sideburn thing Jewish guys do?
>>34662337Put a wig on him
>>34662342Insanity, if she got rid of one moid why try to replace it with another even more likely to diddle the kid
>>34662336kys
>>34662338Queen of Spades tattoos on her asscheek
>>34662119I do not understand the appeal of anal masturbation and other butt stuff for women. Men finger themselves and put stuff in their asses because they're getting off on imagining being fucked like a girl and because if you do it right you can stimulate your prostate and achieve the ultimate forbidden pleasure of a hands-free orgasm. Meanwhile not only do women not have prostates but they also have actual pussies and don't have to pretend like they do. Not to mention it can be a literal pain in the butt if you're not careful. What gives?
>>34662297this isn't r9k, go post your demoralizing trash there
>>34662336Yeah, sure. And if you post a close-up pic showing feet it's totally sfw too. Nothing weird at all.
>>34662313there is nothing about men that I find handsome and that includes myself
>>34662346>you can stimulate your prostate and achieve the ultimate forbidden pleasure of a hands-free orgasmts is so overrated bro stop lying
>>34662351…did you press the dlc orgasm button?
Can any women feel anything anally?
>>34662332I don't get it
>>34662308im a woman and i only find it unattractive if guys play certain games (*cough cough* fifa.....), otherwise i think gamers are chill
>>34662352Well, for one, she looks about 12.
Lions and plenty of other animals murder children that aren't theirs
>>34662352She wouldn't want me to. What would I even say?
>>34662362Maybe don't start off by calling her a whore.
>>34662342probably easier than most women
Why would anyone ever give up being a man? Men are hot, strong and cool. Why would anyone give up having a cock? Especially if they are attractive?
>>34662363>that's how he plays with the balls
>>34662352Women do the same. For a big city Halloween event I dressed like a weightlifter and filled my clothes with towels for fake muscles. My friends reported how much sneaky attention I was getting from passerby women.The serious answer is that we analyze each other for health, viability, fertility. It's a holdover from tribal times. It's not thoughtful hesitation to approach or similar, it's a truly instinctual reaction.
>>34662352she looks like AI
>>34662313
>>34662308this kind of gaming is cringe i'm more of a locked in fps tac shooter kind of guy which is masculine because it keeps me sharp and in peak form
>>34662363you have nice hands! :)
>>34662308Maybe my ability to deduce angles from things that bounce (from Rocket League)However, I wouldn't ask a woman how her hobbies make her improve "real life skills", and desu I'd drop a woman over a question as stupid as "how do your pastimes make you better?", I'm going to say moid hands because I don't want to believe a woman could be this fucking moronic but I know the men ITT like to bait
>>34662363clean the cumstains man
>>34662308I want her to like me for me, not my real-life skills.
>>34662308>What's a real-life skill you learned from video games?I'm good at button mashing, I could use that on a woman's clit
>>34662342I'd unironically sooner shoot myself non-fatally in the head and spend the rest of "my life" as a vegetable
Women: What do you think is attractive in women? Especially physically
>>34662390health
>>34662365I didn't, but ok. Not helpful.
>no 6'11 gfi hate women for being such tiny womanlets
>>34662308Honestly I like passionate men who will also give me space. I think independence is a skill
would you do anything for love?
>>34662384Same. I prefer to get to know someone before we meet because i'm pretty ugly and don't want my appearance to factor in to if we would actually be compatible.
>>34662402I won't do that.
>>34662402no, lolin fact, I would do very little for romantic love because it doesn't mean much to me
GenderDeepest secret Or the deepest you can say here
>>34662408MI beat my dick to some really gay shit sometimes
>>34662342Honestly shocked how much women don't want to date single dads
>>34662404I like to put all my flaws on the table as soon as possible. Saves both of us a lot of time, and if she's still interested then there might be something genuine there. No, this strategy has not worked out for me.
>>34662409No women friends
>>34662402Maybe someday. I've already done everything else at this point. I hesitate from intimacy because I grew up with an amount of unwanted attention I couldn't handle
>>34662411Gay like futa on male or gay like two oiled up bears wrestling
you guys ever watched financial audit on youtube?
>>34662402No, love from women is fleeting and mostly fake.
>>34662338Infinity heart on my titty
>>34662408MI'm a regular in >>>/r9k/mcg
Straight women, how much do you wish you were just a lesbian instead?
>>34662419Is that where that fat guy yells at people, and people watch it to feel better about themselves pathetically by getting to feel superior to the abject retards he has on?
>>34662419yeah, I'm torn between those people need to be beaten and that guy needs to chill
>>34662425The hot ones are hot. That girl would be hot if she were alt or not.
>>34662429exactly, it is very funny>>34662430he is an asshole
>>34662408MI nearly raped my sister when I was 13
>>34662425Someone dressing in a different fashion style than you is alluring. A woman with pale skin and black lipstick just looks good on her.
>>346624280%
>>34662425They capture the essence of 2008 scene girls and/or tomboys and/or gothsThey have a “unique” visual aesthetic that’s easy to understand
>>34662425they make my pp hard
>>34662425I just like the contrast of black and whiteMy first childhood love had black hair and pale skin (not goth, we were 12)
>>34662434It's funny if you're a retard who also watches Bullshit TLC reality TV bullshit. Enjoy your LQD trash, though.
>>34662419I only ever get force fed some of his clips when I’m scrolling shorts but one of the standout moments is when he had that one guy that fed the mosquitos in his pool HGH and he tried to cope that he’s a millionaire
>>34662448was that the guy that thinks he owns 10% of a gold mine in africa?
>>34662446why are you so angry. idk what LQD is>>34662448I tried watching a full one but it is so boring. I am pretty sure there is one where the guy is a pedophile
>>34662408I post penis almost on a daily basis on a certain board
>>34662457I need to stop coming to this fucking cesspool
>>34662425I liked emo girls. Why not be into goth ones as well?
>>34662425I don't know how to answer this, that goth look with the pale skin, black hair, black lips and smoky eyes is just incredibly hot to me.
Women do you do cute stuff to endear yourself to your bf?
>>34662465yeah, I was mainly talking to myself
>>34662459really that's what made you realize you need to stop coming here?
>>34662458Not as a man, no. Hopefully I never will.Schoolyard kid's fights, yes.
>>34662466no, I do rude things so he leaves me alone
>>34662450>sexWhat's that?
>>34662466Wtf is that when he was in your room and you kissed each other?
>>34662460What's the difference?
>>34662425Pale skin tones are attractive, the dark clothes accentuates the featureMakeup is an ancient sign of "preparedness" and "cleanliness" for sexBesides that it's just skimpy fashion revealing attractive female features
>>34662469no, it just reminded me
>>34662474can you stop spamming
>>34662480ew no
>>34662425I have a game theory it appeals to their early developmental stages of vision being black and white.Do women love alt moids like I do?
>>34662480that's disgusting
>>34662474Sure, but her and I have different ideas of what is valuable. For example, to me her lip fillers are worth negative thousands of dollars, to her they are worth thousands of dollars.
catch me if you can moid
>>34662342I don't want to be a dad period.I wouldn't mind if her children somehow already left the house, so we can fuck, travel and do shit whenever we want.
>>34662481Unironically I'm pretty sure that many shitposters ITT are associated with the jannies if not jannies themselvesIt is not accident that one of the best possible threads on this site is regularly one of the worst
>>34662488*shoots you in the kneecap*
>>34662490>not accidentNot an accident
>>34662485I could see in color when I was a kid
>>34662491:(
>>34662490Bruh we know what the moderation team looks like here because of the hack. /adv/ literally does not have dedicated janitors. There were three assigned here, and all of them have other boards assigned.
>>34662474I agree on walks, but it's either coffee/drinks or nothing, I ain't paying for dinner for someone who might not be into me
>>34662498Do you have any proof, or is this just another lie posted ITT?
>>34662452I dunno but that would definitely track given his personality>>34662454Unsurprising, it seems like he lets pretty much anyone on his show
>>34662504I don't have it saved but people were posting board assignments on KF when it happened. You can find it there.Granted, it's a year old now so it's probably not accurate anymore.
>>34662500So she went to his place even though he looks like a quick meal ticket?
>34662508This would be hilarious if it wasn't staged
>>34662480Sis kinda got a pilonidal cyst
Men>We really don't want women to get cosmetic surgeries. Won't stop you, but we don't even think they look particularly good the vast majority of the timeWomen:>I hate modern beauty standards, and how I have to spend all this money on these surgeries, and designer clothes and jewellery just to look goodMen:>No, please, really. Don't do any of that stuff. A thin girl with a decent haircut and some light makeup in sweatpants will look better than what you're talking about 90% of the timeWomen:>These beauty standards are so unfair. If we have to do this stuff, then men should also have to do things like get hair transplants in a sketchy country and take hormones to stop hair loss. And also, they should take steroids, but I don't want to know about it because I have a completely skewed image of what natty/enhanced bodies look likeMen:>No, Really, We don't want you to do those things in the first placeWomen:>Reeee, men aren't keeping up their end of the bargain by doing all the insane shit the epstein class convinced me I should be doingWomen, why are women like this?
>>34662490It's because /adv/ has basically no jannies.There is one of them online once a month, if we're lucky.
>>34662508I'd give a tour like steve irwin.I reverse image search this and it's the massive booty miku poster from 2011. You're a beauty ain'tcha?
Breast reductions should be illegal.
>>34662477Emos are "depressive", that's part of their identity for a while.
>>34662519because paying an aesthetician 300 bucks to inject some shit into your lips over lunch break, painting your face on and getting extensions is much easier than consistently leading a healthy lifestyle so you look good when stepping out of the shower it all comes down to trying to use shortcuts and tricks to try and make up for the lack of discipline
>>34662528breast implants should too
>>34662530But even girls who would be otherwise attractive do it.
I can almost do a full pull up
>>34662534m or f? What's bodyweight?
>>34662534Congrats anon, I’m proud of you and happy for your progress
>>34662519
>>34662532guess they fell for the illusion those lazy girls have created where doing these things is the go to recommendations to "look your best", that's the low IQ tax they have to pay
breast reductions should be mandatory
>>34662519We already used this bait yesterday and burned through all the material. Try something different, keep the thread fresh
>>34662529So were goths before emos.
>>34662417futa on male but like a lotta emphasis on dicks ngl
>>34662543if you can't beat em, join em
>>34662534Congratulations! Here's to many more.
>>34662354yes it is overrated and lame
>>34662544Thanks for being honest
>>34662543I criticise makeup one second and want a goth girl the next.
>>34662508Damn, how fucking W I D E is she
>>34662531Breasts in general should be, especially on men.
>/sp/ sticky and /atoga/ both talking about how plastic surgery is baduncanny
>>34662519Retardation. The chemicals in hair dyes, nail treatments, tattoos, the hormones being put in the food, water etc.
>>34662508NAGOkay but have the original tentacle hentai print is kinda cool, right?
>>34662543>Women criticize capitalism one second and want a rich man the next.Why did you delete?
>cuckqueen with blacksi actually tried this. it doesnt matter. white girls are pretty thats why they get to cuck people. real talk u can try it yourself with black girls, they arent hot enough to do that.like white girls are evil and retarded i dont get why we all are chasing them just cus they're hot and make cute noises
I admit it, I like white girls
>>34662542I know, but when I grew up I only encountered emos.
>>34662560Very brave of you to admit that
>>34662560They're my favorite
>>34662535m, 62kg
Why are men like this?
>>34662560>>34662562>>34662564u sound like a bunch of hoity doitys in a loft seat for a theater, where u pretend that you're incredibly intelligent for making banal retarded observations, and everyone else is like "oookay"
>>34662570someone's mad
>>34662566NtaHeight?
>>34662574168cm
>>34662573you'd be mad too if you had to talk to you, you take the most retard shit from my post and start talking about that. its like if i talked about sheep in a story and you were like "OH I LIKE FUR AND WHITE HAHA" no nigga shut up
>>34662560>friends tell me don't date white girls and that they're crazy>make fun of me for dating asians (I dated 3 asian girls in a row and now they think I exclusively date asians)
>>34662578You sound mentally retarded
>>34662135Mif we're talking objectively, its Nora
>>34662579Now this is peak comedy
>>34662579>friends tell me don't date white girls and that they're crazyThat's so weird. What race are you and your friends
>>34662233not for that ammount of moneybut if the price is reasonable sure, you're paying for sex either way
>>34662578I didn't even read your post lol
>>34662264im not the type they want to approach them
>>34662550you are welcome
>>34662233MNo. I don't want to have to admit to a woman that I've slept with a prostitute or hide that fact from her.It's definitely tempting.
>>34662264I'm taking a break while I get over being rejected.
>>34662589I take it back, THIS is peak comedy
Both gendersAre you a manlet? Are you a womanlet?
>>34662583Sometimes I feel like my life is a sitcom>>34662584I'm mulatto, they're white. I like some white girls but the only white girl I think I actually like has too much baggage because I've been friends with all of her exes, so I'd honestly have to date outside my friend group. I was even in a talking stage with a white chick between two of the asian girls though. I like black/MENA girls but they're too sparse here and the black girls at uni are all fucking non-binary/lesbians.
>>34662582Anons if you go to the aquarium or museum I WILL yap like that picrel and you will have to smile while i tell you my fun facts or else ill pout and guilt you into getting me a gift shop plushie
>>34662589Need one from poirier now
>>34662599same but with art galleries or taking someone on a trip to historic citiesYou will listen to me yap about the way Romans used to lay bricks
>>34662598>I'm mulatto, they're whites-ing my god damn h at your performative-ass friends.
>>34662599do I have to smile though?
>>34662580i accept your defeat.
>>34662233Prostitutes, call them by their name. And yes I have.I live in Latam so I only need 1/10 of the money the one in your pic asks for, for women I find more pretty.
>>34662233MAt this point I shouldNo woman would ever want me
>>34662561To me it seemed like goth suddenly started to call themselves emo, for no apparent reason.
>>34662606Probably 10x the stds
>>34662599they better be good facts and i will be fact checking you at random times. if you get one wrong I will act nice and condescendingly correct you to make you feel dumb and insecure
>>34662597FNah. I'm not tall but I'm taller than more than 50% of women.
>>34662597Mborderline
>>34662597FNo. Also what is it?
>>34662582What does her voice sound like? Is there an audio recording of her actually talking about sea creatures, somewhere on the internet?
>>34662603I don't think they're being performative, all three of them are buckbroken by their last relationships which were with white chicks. Rather than blame the girl they blame the race like some posters on 4chan idk it's probably just hyperbole.
>>34662599>you *WILL* jestermaxx for meN-no.
>>34662597MI'm king of the manlets. 5'11"
>>34662604yeah youre going to have to get me the really big overpriced seal plush now
>>34662264I'm not cute and I can almost physically feel either the fear or disgust a young woman feels if I try to approach her unless we're already acquaintances
>>34662613do u have wide hips? hows the skin situation
Women, I need your help.What is the best kind of rope for sex? What knots should I learn for sex?
>>34662609I think the emos were trying to immitate the gothic style. Goths preceded them anyway.
>>34662619Ugh, of course lol. Young people stuff I guess
>>34662625>wide hipsLol no>skin situation ???
>>34662597M. By 4chan standards, yes. Personally I feel 5'9" is a perfectly acceptable height to be.
I admit that prefer and am most compatible with women from similar cultures and ethnicities to my own.
>>34662626I'm gonna need more rope.
>>34662264those mutt whores don't cover their shoulders and like to post themselves in tiktok or whateverwhy would anyone want to approach and wife them?
>>34662623but I am enjoying your fun facts I just can't smile
>>34662599Can I hold your hand?
>>34662609I never grew up around "real" goths, just mall goths. The selection at the mall goth supplies store (Hot Topic) gradually became more emo than goth in the latter half of the 2000s. I suspect that's also what happened in your neck of the woods.
>>34662631
>>34662627They were just the next generation of goths, as far as I'm concerned.
>>34662629you cant even bring me info, you're a hoe
>>34662611unless you get literal crackwhores that can charge you like 15 USD for a quickie the chances of an std are not higher than doing it with a normal girl. I'm talking about a 50-100 USD per hour range and don't even give you a bj without a condom. Condoms are free healthcare for the public here
>>34662637>gradually became more emo than goth in the latter half of the 2000sAnd I still don't know the difference.
I admit it, I love water
>>34662597FI think im like 5'5 but I'm not 100% sure, I need to measure again lol
women, is posting pics of a BPDemon who committed suicide less than a month ago on a /sp/ sticky a red flag?
>>34662642What skin situation!? What does that MEAN.
>>34662233>>34662258those prices are ridiculous. If you have an asian fetish you could book a fly to Japan or Korea with that money or something
>>34662632>moar ropeAdd some protein to your faygo, baby. That should do it.
>>34662635Did you know that dolphins are evil >>34662636Did you know that otters like to hold hands?
>>34662636nta but this is one of the most romantic things a guy could ask
>>34662279why?
>>34662661>Did you know that dolphins are evildid you know that dolphins are the key to time traveling? and also they try to rape humans
>>34662661>Did you know that otters like to hold hands?I have heard that before.
>>34662662High risk high reward.If the woman likes being asked she’s super into it and thinks it’s sweet, if she doesn’t like being asked she will think you are a literal faggot.
Thinkin about how I never even held her hand
>>34662662Because consent is sexy?To me her just sneaking her hand into mine seems even better.
>>34662677>*Bruno Mars When I Was Your Man starts playing*
>>34662676Part of the romance is paying attention and figuring out which one she is. Probably. Presumably.
>>34662656piss ur pants
>>34662677>realizing I never held her hand but I held her feet
>>34662617She has talked in some tiktoks and instagram videos, sounds pleasant.
>>34662700You're the literal devil and I hate you
>>34662617Pretty sure this is a riff on a scene from Chainsaw man>>34662599I NEED this in my life. There was a femanon last night that asked what hobbies are attractive for a woman to have and I said what was important is that she would be willing to answer questions I might have. This is what I meant by that.
>>34662700Strippers are not being abused, that's ridiculous. Objectified, yes. Abused? No.
>>34662683I gave her a lot of hours womp womp
Last time I held a girl's hand I blushed and I'm fucking 30 years old but I felt like I was a teenager again
I want her to snake her slender arms and body along mine
I need her to strangle me
>>34662702>Pretty sure this is a riff on a scene from Chainsaw man>it's a performative memeI shouldn't be surprised. I don't know why I'm disappointed, but I am.
>>34662474This roastie was fired by her dating coach for being an insufferable cunt. Also a year after posting this video she posted another crying because she was almost out of eggs and was trying to freeze the few she had left.
>>34662707I'm sure it'll be like that for me the next time too. Same ageLast time I was about to try, she shrank away + I want to jump off a building when I think about it
>>34662700Not that I care about why you have such a picture, but this is quite a story:gofundmeretire-a-stripper-an-experiment-in-human-kindness
>>34662714There’s still a lot of heart put into it, it’s the explicit femcel character that’s doing it that a lot of women related to
im lonely
>>34662285I was willing to overlook the past of a 20 y.o. town bike girl I was dating 2 years ago because she was willing to have my children, she implied being very kinky at bed and she was the only girl in the world that had expressed desire for me so yeah it was my only chance for leaving inceldom.Then she started talking about being raped as a kid and how giving head since middle school to adults was coping and whatever. Ok, not pushing her for quick sex if she's reliving her traumas. "You're the first guy that treats me this nicely unlike my ex".Months pass by and she still rejects any chance to have sex when we get to be alone. "I want to go slower this time and have something serious" bullshit. I plan a date at the cinema and she forces me to meet her mother an hour before that and introduces me and wants me to bring her sisters to the date and to go to their home next weekend.I snap out of it and I cut her off some days later.She cries and tries to kill herself. A month later I found a new prostitution ad, erm "escort" it is called now, with her phone number. So fucking with the guy you want to take care of you for the rest of your life is a hassle but fucking with strangers is cool. Learned that the "alpha fucks beta buxx" is a real phenomena some foids try to trap you with. Don't save them
>>34662707I had a silly crush that made me feel like a teenager at that age too. It was awful. She didn't want to hold my hand.
>>34662264Because women approach the men they find attractive and call the police on the men they don't.
>>34662720Who's the brunette? She mogs the blonde in the face department.
I had a thought today that I wanted to mention, but I'll save it for tomorrow.Don't want to indulge in negative thoughts before going to bed.
>>34662264Because I'm not risking life ruination for a 5/10.They could just always approach the men they like.
>>34662722We learn to live with it.
>>34662731This nigga
>>34662308So what? I don't play games in order to get girls, be them electronic or card games. Either I enjoy the game or I pass time with people I like.Same stupid question with drinking being unattractive. I'm trying to get drunk not to get girls.
>>34662725Scooted closer to her while we sat together on the beach, she said "oh," scooted away and closed her hands together in her lap
>>34662724Holy basedI tried saving a slut (cheated on her exes, claimed they were abusive), you'll never guess what she claimed about me and what she did to meI don't think women ITT get how downright evil the majority of women IRL are, I'm sure some of them ITT are lovely people but the ones IRL straight up do not deserve rights
>>34662308>Do you realize how unattractive gamers are to women?I ... just don't care.
>>34662308>that picI don't think gaming is the problem
What is the mentality of people who respond to bait?
>>34662746His video game addiction is clearly why he's a fat slob
>>34662724People like that will always be ruined trash. There's no fixing them.
>>34662748I don't know if I should respond to this.
>>34662754I don't even know anymore.
>>34662754>picWomen can make themselves good looking. Men can't do that. Yes an attractive man has to also put effort in in similar ways that women do, but the vast majority of men simply will never look attractive.
>>34662754I don't know, I only felt loved when my ex lovebombed me
So much spam today.
>>34662758I don't think about this enough to have feelings about it.
>>34662597MNo I'm average.
Why can't we just go back to talking about how ugly hip dips are?
>>34662738That IS Ana De Armas isn't it? Putting her in the same room just isn't fair to the Sweeney girl.
>>34662768Make sure to report it, Anon.
>>34662776I don't bother anymore.
>>34662758They are dumb.
>>34662741>I'm sure some of them ITT are lovely peopleLol what? They sound way worse and more evil than IRL girls
>>34662758Pretty much the only group I actively wish gets hate crimed desu
>>34662783ITT in the sense of /atoga/ as a whole, not this particular instance of /atoga/
>>34662754My daughter coming to see me when I get home and saying "Hi Dad".
omg nora fawn is streaming!
>>34662791You should creampie her desu
>>34662754When a woman cares enough about what I have to say to ask me questions about it later.
>>34662797this doesn't always means she loves you though
>>34662793oh nevermind, she's done.That was bad timing.
>>34662799Yeah, my standards are too low.
>>34662773Because they're not ugly>>34660183
>>34662754Take the makeup off her and she's a 5/10
>>34662754Every woman is a lesbian and i refuse to believe otherwise
Just because I'm a loser who lives in his mom's basement, has a job but it's kinda shitty and I have no work ethic or ambition, am fat and balding, and can't even keep a decent sleep schedule and never do anything.I don't know why that means women won't date me. Is it really so bad?
State gender. Would a poorly trained dog be a deal breaker if you’re going to date someone ? Like their dog might poop/pee in the house, constantly barking whining, under exercised, chewing on shit, no boundaries, etc.Assume that if the dog will improve, you’ll have to pick up a lot of your SOs slack
>>34662814MYes, that's a deal breaker.
>>34662811Being bi is very different.
>>34662814Myes, dog owners give me the ick
>>34662814F. I have a fear of dogs, so definitely.
>>34662814MYes, don't get a dog if you're not willing to take care of the dog. This is a bad sign for getting other pets as well as having children, this is arguably one of the reddest flags there is short of cheating
>>34662812He deserves it though so who cares. if you're not a trump people will be kinder.MPeeing and pooping in the house? That's too far, but I don't mind if the dog isn't like militarily well trained either.
>>34662823She's cute, even if not 12k for 1 day cute, still cute.
>>34662822It’s 100% a red flag, but I’ve met tons of good parents who are mediocre pet owners (not abusive, just mediocre or very lazy), and I’ve met great pet owners who were mediocre or sometimes shit parents.Of course, I’m not taking that risk.
>>34662814F100% yes If they own a dog and have done nothing to train it I don't think I'm even attracted to them any more. No responsibility whatsoever I can't trust that person not to fuck up our shit when I'm incapacitated.
>>34662758There are two cases: either they're just tomboyish in their way to dress and don't do the surgery, or their serious about it and transition like "Elliot".I have met many zoomer girls that are the former, I tend to find them really cute and pleasing to be around but they're usually anxious and mentally unwell so I never go further when talking to them. There's a girl like that in my club I have wanted to befriend but I find it hard to drink the cool aid and actually talk to her as a he/him or whatever so I just stay on the side. I think I give her the creeps, sadly.If they do go on the surgery and actually try to be masculine I suppose I could treat them like guys. I never met one of those.
I had a dream about my crush. Is that a good or bad sign for our future wedding plans?
>>34662839Probably just a dream, anon.
>>34662758Every thing I've heard from a tranny man is the most woman coded thingLike I heard something from this faggot recently about "his" "masculinity" and it's clear "he" ia still a dumb womanMtfs consider themselves to be women, mtfs think they're above maleness so fuck those mentally ill freaks
>>34662839it's over
>>34662758I pity them. They kinda make me uncomfortable.
>>34662818Bi women don't exist
>>34662758trans men deserving loving boyfriends who will fix them
>>34662841Meant to say ftms for that second part
I bought my first rosary wow
>>34662847Eat it
>>34662849I'm new to this stuff but I don't think that's what they're for
>>34662844I'm right here.
>>34662193what is even the point then
>>34662855great, another rage bait post that'll further fuel men's hate towards women and vice versa. i can’t wait.
>>34662855cock big enough to hit her factory reset button
There's gotta be some kind of discord group that organizes these slews of bait
>>34662754Ive never actually been intimate with someone to really know love. I think at this point it isnt even a big deal, not knowing what you're missing and all
>>34662860There likely is, I remember at least 2 years ago a number of people mentioned a discord server attached to this thread and many of the people that were here then are here now so I'd imagine that the server is still running
>>34662825>He deserves it though so who cares.Explain.
>>34662508What a porker, no wonder he has super sonico on his walls
>>34662860I can't imagine this is the work of more than 3 to 5 extremely unemployed and bored people.
femanons should upload videos of themselves drinking water with the camera focused on their throats :)
>>34662864He's a trump, and also just a rich cunt in general.
>>34662870So anons can transvestigate their non existent adam's apples?
>>34662855>they just got married and they're already arguingmodern movie writers are not very optimistic are they?
>>34662870Weird.The femanons only ask for hand pics.
Is wheels here
>>34662872Explain why this matters when treating him poorly as an individual person
>>34662873no I just need to know they are getting enough water that's all :)
>>34662877No she got pushed into traffic and since she didn't have brakes on her chair she couldn't stop in time before an 18 wheeler sent her to be the Wheel Hero in Isekailand
>>34662856Lesbian in denial
>>34662758I have never met one that actually tries to be masculine and follow male roles. They all still have very female brained minds and tendencies, tastes on the men they want to date (hypergamy and such), moody complains on male behaviour, expectancy on being approached instead of approaching (despite "being men") and they're like the gay man that is surrounded by girls and have no male friends.So they're either straight tomboys or butch lesbians that don't like the word lesbian.And they have a fame of being a very good fuck
>>34662758Retards.
>>34662884you ran out of bait?
>>34662814Mif you can't make your adult dog poop in their designated area you're a failure and will be a bad parent. Walking them depends on their race and how energetic they are.Other things can be excused as trauma or genetic dispositions
>>34662823>saggy small titsGrotesque.
>>34662868There's no advantage to settling other than the combined income. I would rather be homeless and alone than settle.
>>34662812Why would I want to do that?
Do you think the hoes in these bait pic will ever figure out that they're failing a collective Waiter Test?
>>34662879Him not being outspoken about how his immediate family (and his personal lifestyle) is funded by liars and grifters at the expense of the american people and the world at large means he's a terrible person worthy of contempt.Sins of the father and all that.You should really get up off your knees and wash the taste of boot out of your mouth, you're not like them, and they hate you whether you worship them or not.
>>34662814>a poorly trained dog be a deal breakermYes. Dog moms are verboten.
>>34662896Lol
>>34662597No. I'm supposedly tall.
>>34662868I've settled for being alone.
Should I drop acid this weekend?
>>34662895How are they failing the waiter test?
>>34662597F Yes, I stopped growing in like 6th grade.
>>34662896nta but people without parents who were genuinely terrible to everyone around them will never understand this, they'll just laugh or say that you're "being unfair", which yes, it is unfair but it's also just the reality of the situationIf your parents were terrible people will think worse of you and you have to work against people's preconceptions of you
>>34662868I'd rather be alone. I've been alone for a long time, but only recently has that not been for a lack of trying.
>>34662902>drop acidReminds me of when I was looking at a flat and there was this hole in the carpet, the Slavic guy showing me the room said the last occupant spilled acid on the floor.
>>34662882I like dick and the idea of naturally getting pregnant too much to only date women.
>>34662904I cry and journal and watch therapy slow and go for walks and feel shame and fuck you
>>34662896>Him not being outspoken about how his immediate family (and his personal lifestyle) is funded by liars and grifters at the expense of the american people and the world at large means he's a terrible person worthy of contempt.I assume that nothing of your lifestyle is funded by anything unethical whatsoever which would give you the moral grounds to criticize someone like that, right?>Sins of the father and all that.You know that this phrase is critiquing the idea of inherited sin, right?>You should really get up off your knees and wash the taste of boot out of your mouth, you're not like them, and they hate you whether you worship them or not.I just want to see if you're morally consistent or if you are just selecting random people because they have things you want.
>>34662903If you're nice to your date but rude to the wait staff, the relationship won't go very far. It acts as a window into how the person treats others they aren't trying to bang. These bait pics do a terrific job of providing the same perspective.
>>34662904lots of cheap alcohol
>>34662913I'm not over it I'm incredibly bitter about it
>>34662913God the things I would do for a cute asian girl (genocide, rape, defraud an orphanage)
>>34662651Um why do you even think anyone would say no
>>34662915Most poor people hate the rich simply because they're jealous
>>34662904the banjo, the banjo may also be the problem
>>34662920Nothing aside from what I've already said.
>>34662916I wasn't asking what the test was I was asking how the pictures "provide the same perspective"? I'm not understanding whatever connection you're making.
>>34662915Lol, pretending the immoralities of me, or you are the same level as the bestest friend of jeffrey epstein is a joke and you know it.Yes, I'm aware. Too bad, it is what it is. Yes I'm morally consistent that rich people who live lavish lifestyles off the immorality of their parents and then do not use that privilege to denounce the kinds of wrongs (like being a literal pedophile) of their parents and family is contemptible.Apparently the students at NYU agree since they're running to the press to tell them that 'lol baron wanted to add me on discord, ewww'
>>34662919same x2
>>34662904Lots of time spent on creative pursuits, some smoking and drinking, lots of crying, a lot of lost sleep, lots of prayer
>>34662920I find them physically attractive and mentally stimulating. I love to hate how different we are, if that makes sense.
>>34662929I got high on weed once it was fun
>>34662920nta but realistically anyone who is even a little attracted to men will end up dating men because they're objectively better partners, like if Lesbians could impregnate their partners "falling down the stairs" would happen in all of their relationships, even the shittiest deadbeat man is better than dating a woman.
>>34662754It's all in the voice.
>>34662927>Yes, I'm aware. Too bad, it is what it is.Then he can use this same argument.
>>34662904I've never been rejected actually
>>34662934Please be a girl please be a girl
>>34662929NoneI want to do MDMA with a girl and sex all night though
>>34662913I didn't, I just waited for the pain to stop (it took a year)
>>34662943he likes man
>>34662929girls that smoke weed give me the ick
>>34662812I liked Barron in the 2016 era when he looked like a normal kid and posted about anime and stuff. I could have been his friend back then.Now that he scams people with bets on Polymarket I don't feel bad for him
>>34662943>gee let me think, a partner that's raised with the expectation that literally all relationships require sacrificevs>a partner that is raised to think she's a fucking princessdunno anon
>>34662925They come across like real pieces of work.
>>34662904that annoying girl in your school that cries about racism for everything
>>34662947Personally, dating a man felt way simpler and more natural, but I also just have way more experience dating men. I've only dated one woman, but I felt like I had to fight myself on every decision because it always felt like I was thinking about us as in the context of a friendship foremost. With a guy, it always felt like a couple thing before a friend thing once we were intimate and committed, if that makes sense. New milestones came more easily and comfortably with guys.
>>34662952I still wonder if maybe I was supposed to be with the super bitchy brown girl who would always rant about how much she hated me on dates.
Do you think bio female 4chan moderators exist? Femanons, would you want such a position of prestige?
>>34662904I do boxing often, drive with depressive music and cry one or two times per year when I can't bear it. I'll keep like this until I kill myself some time between 30 and 35
>>34662955MI feel like if you're a woman getting petty power over others is so natural that pursuing website moderation would be pointless
>>34662953Aren't you still dating said woman?
>>34662929Mlove alcohol. I have only done weed a couple of times either with a stoner friend or trying to fuck stoner girls, I didn't feel anything. I like cigs but I'm not addicted anymore. I don't care about vapes. I want to try opioids and sleep forever
>>34662962I'd say we're definitely more than just dating now.
>>34662965How has it changed?
>>34662955there must be at least one loser girl with their simp janitor army. It happens all the time on discord why wouldn't it happen here, specially on boards like /soc/ /b/ or /lgbt/
>>34662308>my vagina is golden and timeless so it is worth you dropping your hobbies for itis this your unironic mentality?
>>34662977My autistic ass never stood a chance of getting a gf
>>34662977this has to be a bot right
>>34662967My relationship isn't typical, and I've only ever dated her, so I don't think I can comfortably generalize.>Have you ever flirted with another woman and been rejected?Literally never, if you don't count silly hornyposting ITT. Trying to find women to date was genuinely hellish. I had to ghost so many women lying about being single or looking for serious relationships.>>34662970For starters, we've reached a point where I don't feel any of the discomfort that'd normally come with comparing myself to a friend. She loves me and I love her, and we're different people, so there's no need to worry that she may uniquely judge me for anything that I worry about with other women. In that way, it's like how I felt in a "normal" relationship with men.
>>34662985What about him?
>>34662983100%
>>34662955They had janny status a few years ago. That's when they spammed atoga with "every girl is a lesbian" bait. The freak was part of their group as well.
>>34662320Women of my age didn't give me a chance when they were 15-30 so why should I give them a chance now that we're 30+ and I already built a life of my own? "In the good times and the bad times" but they only want your good times and didn't offer you their good times.
>>34662929I’m a drug addict.
>>34662332genuinely can't tell if it's retardedposting or if it is ironic and I can't find the funny part.
>to the tune of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”I’m in love with Femanon!Think about her all day long!Smelly, messy, skinnyfat!Scared of men but loves her cat!*takes out ring* *gets on one knee*Femanon please marry me!
Gf woke me up with a blowjob and made bacon and pancakes for breakfast, happy Saturday losers
>>34662999Depends where I'm at. For some reason women much younger than me and much older than me give me attention, but women my age typically don't.
>>34662999Can't lie broski looks a lil gay
>>34663002It's friday, thirdie.
>>34662408MI touched my sleeping tittycow cousin when we were teens. Always was a tits guy.
Everything is ruined
>>34663023What happened
>>34663014You come home to an empty bedroom incel
>>34663023Correct. Good job for noticing.
>>34663020that is not cheating
>>34663020women do exactly the same shit
>>34662508she's fatter than the thick anime girl designed for fat fetishists, he's lucky
>>34662859moids are so retarded
>>34663035Sounds like somebody needs their button pressed
>>34662999i dont look like a twink but yes today a girl was clearly miring me when i went past her into gym entrance and she was leaving
>>34662999When I put effort in, yeah. I don't put enough effort in.
Why does Santa give poor kids proportionally cheaper presents
>>34663036I’m taking my gf to the bowling alley tonight and then afterwards we’re having Korean BBQ for dinner while you keep posting these gay spambot webms lol my life is so much better than yours
>>34662999>has his shirt half unbuttoned>surprised when people look at you
>>34663043Santa is a miserly bastard and an employee of Coca-Cola, not a saint
>>34663036>same chick would love it if it was a 6'2 jacked guy with tatts
>>34663045This is sad ENTJ
if i missed out on all formative experiences and im a kissless virgin at 33 years old, is it over for me?
>>34662754women not treating me like a subhuman nor like a token gay friend at best case scenariotriple points to a woman expressing sexual desire for me but that almost never happens
how do i turn this pinecone into a tree?just bury it in dirt? is there a sekrit method only plant people kno?
>>34663043Because they're brown.
>>34663055Even my most boring weekends are still infinitely 10x better than the average /ATOGA/ shitcel’s life
>>34663058Pinecones just hold the seeds, if there's no seeds inside the pinecone then there's no chance of it becoming a tree.
>>34663056Nah, but that does sound hard to cope with. Sorry anon.
>>34663056no
do people still act all yicky when you tell them you have no social media?
>>34663065Every girl I've told it to has seemed impressed.
where can I go to watch women from a safe distance without any risk of them talking to me
>>34663055Didn't he say he broke up with the Korean
>>34662977define approaching "normally"
>>34663069He said he cheated on her lolQuite the playboy. Surprised he has time to post here
I saw my friend I had a crush on dyed her hair recently. I asked her out 2 years ago before she came out as a lesbian and she rejected me. I thought I was over it but she looked so pretty with her new hair and those feelings are coming back a little. It sucks being attracted to a friend
>>34663066man, some dude back in college told to check it out so i could know when the class hangs out, i told him i had noone and was both surprised and respected me for it, as i was making a statement. at that time i had like some 20 shares in META
>>34663067Outside? The park, a supermarket, a cafe... lots of options
>>34663036Told you women don't want me approaching them.
>>34663069Actually I went back to my ex cuz the Punjabi girl was just too family oriented and her dad won’t let her hang out with another guy at night
>>34662977yeah, and you bitches just scream and elbow us until we notice you and leave
>>34662989What do you mean?
>>34663010I don't want my pity turn. I can have the sweet grapes on their prime or I can not have the grapes at all, but I'm not settling for sour grapes just because someone else didn't want them.If I could live single for 30 years I can do 30 years more.
If I want to pick up oil painting as a hobby is that dumb
>>34663062there were a few but they looked rotten and dried outalso a spiderill try again later
>>34663075Was busy for a couple of weeks but now my ankle is healing so I can actually walk again, we decided to go bowling to see if I can actually put weight on it without destroying my achilles tendon
>>34663075Nigga can't even keep his own story from a day ago straight
>>34662999No, they look at me with fear as if I was a hobo or potential rapist and walk to other side
>>34663087Depends are you m or f
>>34663090>the incel mind connot comprehend dating more than one person at any given time
>>34663056you were supposed to do some prostitutes and alcohol in your 20s
>>34663087No. You may want to see if you can find a place to go that has the supplies you need so you can try it out before investing too much in it.
How many women dating/married to other women post here?
>>34663092M>>34663095I'll probably just buy some supplies sight unseen, honestly. I found some cheap brushes, some paper palettes and some canvas pads, and I'm gonna try to just work with primary colors first.
>>34663101Ywnb Rembrandt
>>34663087I was thinking of doing that but it is a bit too expensive for me
>>34663100All of them
Can I microwave one of those frozen omelettes
>>34662129MIf I could have chosen that since 15 I would have saved myself most of my suffering, yes.Now, I don't know if that would have made me friendly and popular to the girls for not being needy anymore or if I would have doubled down on being a chud since I would literally not need them anymore for the only thing I approached them in the first place
>>34663111Probably.
Girls I have a terrific runner's high right now. Why did you do this to me?
>>34663105Do you already paint? I've messed around with acrylics and watercolors but it's been a long time. I just use pens and pencilsI was considering trying gouache instead, but the process with oil seems like more fun to me
why do women hate me and lie and say things and have bfs and reject me?
>>34663100None you need a gf to be posting here or else it’s game over
>>34663086What about the girls who asked you out in your 20s or in high school? Did you reject everyone?
>>34663117You haven't stacked enough silver or bought enough meal buckets
>>34663116Never have. It was acrylic paint actually, not oil
>>34662884most obvious overused picture but I don't see what is the supposed issue and foids like that cannot explain it.Having a lot of stuff is useless and performative if you live by yourself
>>34663085How has he affected your relationship?
>>34663120>the girls who asked you out404 not found
Isn't it weird that reps get easier if you look at yourself in the mirror?
>>34663133it distracts me, feeling self aware of every movement
>>34663036>Just talking to women gets them to leaveMaybe I should start approaching women
>>34663133no its not cause i get upset at how ugly i am
>>34662758This is just penis envy
>>34663141anger should help no?
>>34663143it doesnt help me it i get upset at the bari need focus and drivejust getting pissed doesnt help as much as people would make you believet. 375lbs bench press
>>34663146
today a woman smiled to me againit was a good day.
do you think women with flat chests feel upset about their lack of boobs? or do they just cope?i personally dont care and i think if she is otherwise in shape and has cute face she can have completely flat chest, but what do other moids think??in fact i would rather have a tiny boob girlfriend than large saggy tits gf
Sucks that so many young women are lesbians, I've had 3 crushes who turned out to be lesbians, it sucks
>>34663131Unreal. Are you trolling? You can't be a KHHV at 30.
>>34663154I prefer how I look flat but I will admit I am bummed out by how much higher my chances of attracting a bf would be if i had cleavage.
>>34663161What about your ass?
>>34663154flat + cute face is peak. I just really like a pretty face
>>34663160I'm not a virgin. Prostitutes exist. No girl wanted me to be their boyfriend until they hit their 30s
>>34663162small and mid
>>34663154I know some of them care and are very insecure about it. They've told me as much.Thin, flat-chested women are the hottest women out there to me.
I wanna give her a ride on my shoulders
>>34663167Small ass is peak imo
Women does guys saying "I actually love xyz feature you're insecure about" ever make you feel any better
I almost punch the mirror, I just can't stand looking at myself in the mirror
>>34663174how ugly are you post a selfie
Suck. Squeeze. Bang. Blow.
>>34663172no, it just gets my hopes up
>>34663172Sheesh sorry
>>34663172Yes, but not here.
>>34662896>muh bootlicker copeits always the most raped, servile, nonthreatening, bottom-of-the-pyramid poorfag nobodies saying this shit. Brother thats YOU!!!
>>34663130He definitely helped bring us together to be as close as we are. I think that each of us could wholly and happily love each other as couples, but it feels like we complete each other in a transformative way that isn't comparable to a normal couple relationship.
>>34663181I actually love your nipple hairs.
>>34663179I like you flat-chan
>>34663154This gets talked about at least once a day.Be more original.
>>34663176very ugly>post selfieno
>>34663184Bruh
>>34663187just ask nano banana 2 to apply a filter first or stylize it
>>34663181I actually love your morbid obesity and the microbiomes under your folds
>>34663189what's the point in doing that? I'm still an ugly bastard at the end of the day
>>34663193so you just want to whine you dont want any feedback or constructive criticism? are u F or M?
What makes catgirl play so universally loved? Not only do men love it but so do women
>>34663193It is still you but with plausible denyability
>>34663185ty, i like u too anon
>>34663190I said not here
>>34663165What about regular dates with girls? How far did you get?
>>34663195It's a woman in heat, what the fuck is so hard to understand for you.
Lmao the pajeet got banned for cringe posting about his depressing life
>>34663194>so you just want to whineyes, thanks for listening
>>34663182Indians are the worst posters
>>34663201very few first datesa couple of them ghosted me while waiting in the placenever doing a movie first date again, she "went to the bathroom" just at the beginning of the movie and left
I want to squishy a girl's love handles so bad fuuuuuuuuuck
Why do some many other women give oral sex? You know you've basically Fucked the rest of us that can't do this, right? Every relationship I have been in, I'm literally the only girlfriend that has never done it, and eventually it becomes a huge issue and things fall apart.I'm expected as part of a relationship, to put myself in a submissive and vulnerable position, cover an erect penis with my mouth, and move my head back and forth repeatedly as fast as I possibly can. I'm expected to choke myself doing this while trying to gasp for breathes and cause myself to tear up to the point where I can't even really see what I'm doing. I'm expected to just let my spit collect all over my mouth and face because there is no way I can swallow or get rid of it fast enough when it builds up while doing this, so I look like a Fucking Basset Hound.Not only that, I have to do this to the point that the penis builds up enough pressure that the urethra starts suffer a series of contractions, and then semen discharges in spurts while I am doing this, and the expectation is I will continue to move my head back and forth over the penis and let the discharges hit me in various areas of my mouth, likely causing me to choke and gasp. Or I pull back and present my face so that it is used as a target for the semen discharges, like I'm some inanimate object. Fuck that! That has to be the most absolutely humiliating and degrading thing that one human being can do to another out of supposed "love".
>>34663204Well, some of us have uplifting lives so I can’t relate >6’1”>White>30>dark blue eyes>brown hair, tidy, not balding>I would rate my exes as 8, 7, 7>athletic body>I take steroids (1/2.5/3/3.5)>I care about dressing well but alternative>I prefer being clean shaven or a few days of stubble>barritone-bass voice>stable white collar job, make ~100K a year>currently live with housemates but saving for a house>have my own car, paid off>3 long term girlfriends, 1 year, 3 years and 6 years from 16-30>very dominant and aggressive in sex>My dick is 6.7” length, 6” girth (99.5th percentile girth)>I don’t have friends (zero)>I don’t hate people but I find they just get in my way rather than add anything>If I am dating you, you are my only social outlet and I will take great interest in you>I have been told I come off as very confident/assertive despite being a very anxious/depressive person and I think it’s just my autism>clinically online tested IQ of 131, proof posted earlier in the thread> I talk to my mother once a month, other family on special occasions. So family doesn’t have a lot of value to me>I do want kids, I really want a daughter>I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don’t mind if you do as long as you don’t hurt yourself (I.e no habitual or high risk)>I had 3 homosexual encounters from 19-22 (I’m fully aware of my heterosexuality now)>I enjoy drawing, reading non-fiction (I am currently plowing through an archaeologically annotated version of the Bible), learning Japanese, I attend weekly singing lessons>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious>Politically I am not a progressive or conservative, AI labels me a “paternalistic ethnocentric nationalist”>I am not religious. I like mainline Christians, dislike Muslims.>I think abortion should be legal up to 20 weeks>I am medicated for anxiety and depression
I have a pretty nice place for someone living on an RA stipend. Putting up my art made it much more cozy.
I want a boney gf
I want a gf with a specific name. A very pretty name.
>>34663213it is hot but a form of sodomy so I would rather have a wife that never has done oral than one that wants us to do it often. Not wifey activity imo
Need to marry a gal into extreme bdsm
>>34663213If you want to post bait try and be a little more brief. It has to be attention grabbing, it has to have a hook. Not bore you to death with 3 walls of text.
>>34663220I want a Lorna iykyk
Medically require a girl with 28G cup minimum
>>34663213>Why do some many other women give oral sex?because it is the way to convince men to give you oral in exchange and that feels very goodtry the 69
>>34663213Jesus just date women them if you hate cock so much
>>34663224This isn’t bait, it’s a fetish post
>>34663222Nice trips
>>34663195Damn I forgot about Infinite Stratos. Remember when the author refused to end it and put the series on indefinite hiatus because everyone hated the main girl in favor of literally all of the other superior girls?Watching early 2010's harem anime with /a/ was pretty fun
>>34663231I didn't really read it 2bh
big clits save lives
>>34663235I prefer small sensitive clits
>>34663235They're dangerous.
>>34663212No you fucking don't.
Women would you prefer your man have the perfect body, but he's 5'5. Or he have an average body (imagine sort of pudgy) but he's 6'2"
>>34663244>he's already perfect.
>>34663242That poor man.
>>34663244option 1
>>34663244how can he have the perfect body if he is 5'5?you suck at these kinds of posts
>>34663251He wrote some of the greatest novels of the 20th century so he did OK.
>>34663243I do. Like that tiktok of the marmots
>>34663242GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME.
>>34663254hard truth nuke
>>34663254How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast yesterday?
>>34663244Gimme the short one
>>34663263your first meal of the day is always breakfast (it's in the fucking name for fuck's sake)
>>34663216All that matters is your face and height the rest of this is just insane cope
/atoga/ moids be like
Didn't they say last night that skinnyfat was their preferred body type?
>>34663266>being obtuse to make discourse impossible
>>34663269twink was
>>34663269what? I missed this!!
>>34663263I eat better than 90% of /ATOGA/ prove me wrong.
>>34663269Twink won acktchuawlly
>>34663263That's not how that works retard. the op question is basically asking if you'd like the perfect omelette but you replaced the eggs with a spinach wrap or something else. Under those circumstances it's not a perfect omelette anymore.
>>34663276Bottom bit of meat looks like a scrotum lol
>>34663272I'm just stating the truth but ok fine, how would I feel if I didn't have breakfast yesterday? idk I usually skip breakfast.
>>34663281Somehow these people>>34663253>>34663264understood the hypothetical without issue. If you can't understand hypotheticals, then you're genuinely low IQ.
>>34663276Veggie protein penne and meat sauce tonight.
>>34663276I cook my own meals.
>>34663269Twink/Twunk was the consensus but really the point was that you don’t need that much muscle mass
>>346632885'5 is not a perfect body
>>34663288Your hypothetical is retarded and doesn't make sense
>>34663276British cuisine is probably the least photogenic genre of food
>>34663286Lol can’t wait for my OC to be spammed across multiple boards including /ck/
>>34663290>Nothing greenThat's not healthy.
>>34663276Scarebleu rosbif!
>>34663293>>34663294>I don't understand hypotheticals
>>34663298You think she gives a shit? She probably scarfed down a couple big macs an hour before this.
We should do that show "Farmer Wants a Wife" but it's "4-chan wants a wife" and it's five femboys staying with a NEET for four weeks
>>34663298Fine I'll make the ceasar salad too.
>>34663281>What if you met a man with the perfect frame proportions, the perfect fat percentage, the perfect muscle tone, the perfect limb size, the perfect hair coverage, the perfect skin texture, even the perfect penis measurements, but he had the drawback of being short?Surely there has to be a way to convey this concept in fewer words.
>>34663303>ceasar
foids, what do you watch if you want to feel romance vicariously
im under 5ft tall, wheres my 5'5 bf?
>>34663312Sorry, I'm only 5'7" short. :(
>>34663305>What if you found the perfect v8 but it was 2 pistons short "Perfect body" depends on height. Limb size is literally directly correlated to height.
>>34663302They’d all end up pregnant by the end of week 3
>>34663312sorry you get 5'8 bf
>>34663311Latch onto a niche pairing of two characters until it consumes me
>>34663290Wonderful shits you will be having tomorrow morning, very nice>>34663291What’s its like being unemployed? >>34663295Yeah but it taste great, simple mom and pop kitchens are my favourite takeaway rn innit>>34663299It’s actually roast lamb but I forget to add the rosemary and garlic gravy on the side
>>34663290When bv says eat the rich, she interprets that to mean the “richness” of entire sticks of butter straight down the hatch
>>34663312In the philiphines probably
Do women like ideas guys? Guys with ideas
>>34663310And then I'll come stab you 57 times.
