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>>34669987men post knees/legs
>>34669994They should also post hands
>>34669987Why is the guy in pic related white? I thought he was meant to be Italian
how are you flat AND have hip dipspick a struggle foid
>>34669994I would but I have self harm scars
>>34669994Only if you post your asshole
Why do white people fetishize colonialism?
>>34669994
>>34670005thats fine
Hip dips are CUTE!!!!
GenderWhat did you do over the weekend?
>>34670011hell yea, keep em coming
>>34670017bestie energyI
>>34670011Looks like a marshmallow that got dropped on the carpet.
>>34670013are you sure?
>>34670020MRead a bit, made ragu, walked the dog.
>>34669994Fuck off, gay twink.
>>34670027100%
>>34669994>>34669998I have in the past but cba rn it's almost midnight
>>34670010I guarantee whoever made that picture was not white
>>34670017Wow, she looks great! I'm sure she'll be an amazing wife to a wonderful loving husband someday. Just speaking for me though, I'm feeling more friendship vibes, y'know?
Men get raped every day it's called seeing women with hip dips in public
>>34670033fellow brit? :D
>>34670017Jesus Christ those are some massive dips lolI didn't pay attention to girls hips before but now I'm noticing them more when I go outside because of the memes
Autism testhttps://www.idrlabs.com/autism-spectrum/test.phpPost result and gender
Women, I am going to need that you wear your brazil shirt tomorrow at UTC-4
>>34670010I’ve seen more brownoids fetishising colonialism than whites
>>34670017My ex had hip dips and its one of the things I couldnt get over. I loved her but fuck it ruins the entire figure
>>346700502pm I am stupid
>>34670048>harvesting my dataNot today glowy
I've been dating this girl for 6 months, she takes pictures of us together, sends me hearts in text, is all over me when we meet, but she never asked to be my girlfriend or calls herself that. I call her baby and sweetheart snd she usually calls me by my first name. I texted her goodnight and she texted me goodnight and then today I decided to see how long before she would text me. So now it's 6pm and been 18 hours and she hasn't texted. Women would you go 18 hours without texting a guy you thought of as your boyfriend? Im worried I'm acting too attached and it's turning her off.
>>34670044Die from aids
>>34670031okhttps://files.catbox.moe/b4gagj.jpg
>>34670048Genuinely shocking. I tend to fixate and hyperfocus on weird shit, idk why fixation isn't higher.
>>34670044Eeyup, ello m8Is it past ur bedtime =P
>>34670063Are you Greek or Persian or something?
>>34670020Was a pretty chill one, hbu?Spent time with younger siblings, did some cleaning and gardening, watched the footy, did a puzzle and made muffins lel
>>34670063ouch anon, those look like they hurt, i hope you dont do those things to yourself anymore
>>34670010Sex with hot brown girls
>>34670063Really crazy that there's a poster in these threads who's jerking off to your legs now. I hope your journey through life only gets better from here.
>>34670067no why?
>>34670052The meme is fun but seriously are you a homosexual?
>>34670048F, eye contact should be abolished, nothing worse than a loser who thinks you *need* to look into each other's eyes when speaking.
>>34670061D:>>34670065im chillin for a bit longer cuz i dont need to wake up early tomorrow B)
>>34670078not at all
>>34670076Looking olive.
>>34670078A women has never touched that guy in his life
>>34670072it's one of those things that only hurt for like a few seconds, but I haven't cut myself in 9 months now!>>34670075>Really crazy that there's a poster in these threads who's jerking off to your legs now.hm I don't know how to feel about that.>I hope your journey through life only gets better from here.it has been better thankfully.
>>34670070It's been chill. I switched to a new store on instacart and they had a deal on lots of fruit. I've just been doing chores and playing games while snacking on strawberries and pears.
>>34670083>im chillin for a bit longer cuz i dont need to wake up early tomorrow B)based and epicyeah I agreed to meet someone at 8 to play tennis and am regretting it keksleep well anon
>>34670082I will force your head into my satin cushion as I push your back down.
>>34670082You okay, sis?You planning on rolling your eyes back into your head?
>>34670090lol glhf with the tennis!! hope you sleep well too
>>34670085I'm latinx (and I'm using that ironically btw)
>>34670085Milita Hoplite!
>>34670089>I switched to a new store on instacartDisgusting avoidant behavior. Go outside and go to the store yourself. You get the freshest fruits and vegetables when you BUY THEM IN-PERSON.
>>34670048M.
>>34670102>Disgusting avoidant behaviorsomeone has been watching too many tik toks
Why are atoga men so gay?
>>34670102>Go outsideNope!
>>34670088>haven't cut myself in 9 months nownta but proud of you anon <3 wishing you the best>>34670089holy based, what games you been playing?I also had berries and pears earlier>>34670102nta but if you can afford it then why not? plus you keep the delivery guys in a job lol>>34670099thanks haha>>34670109why are you gaeidk I only like the huzz
>>34670109why are you thinking about men sucking dick all the time?
>>34670048M, I'm lowkey autistic as hell kek, though only diagnosed adhdThe only normie answer was enjoying parties, rave to the graveI think I mask fairly well though, people irl assume I'm a normie
>>34670119Typical attention whore.
>>34670114Yesterday I was playing Nintendo stuff, a good bit of F-Zero. Today, I've been playing and replaying OutRun. I guess I'm in a going fast kind of mood.
>>34670048M
>>34670125>answers question>attention whoreok vro>>34670126>OutRunholy peak, I adore OutRun <3>F-Zeroanother classicflawless taste as always
>>34670048Ahh fuck, this isn't good is it? I'm 37 years old work in a warehouse making 19.80 an hour live with my aunt and am a huge sonic fan if that adds some contextnaturally I'm friendless and have never once tried to pursue the opposite sex in a romantic light or a lustful one.
>>34670114>nta but proud of you anon <3 wishing you the bestthanks!
>>34670048MA lot of those questions were repeats.The posture thing is weird. It should be absolutely zero.
>>34669987Where would you rather workFull time at a place where you have a bigger workload and deal with more BS but is closer to home (15 mins each way and easier on the petrol) orWork half those hours (20hrs fixed) at a place further out (15-20 mins to get there but often 25-45 mins to get home besides Friday's and saturdays where it takes 20-30 mins) but is way more chill mentally and physically. But you also have the flexibility to pick up extra shifts if you like at standard non-overtime rate. But you also have to work both Saturdays.
Men, you don't have any of these hobbies, right?
>>34670082I can fix you, actually,
>>34670142>caring about what women thinkNgmi
>>34670119>lmao look at me, I am sooo quirky! ecks dee
>>34670132Hell yeah. I've always been terrible at racing games but something clicked and I've managed to beat OutRun probably 16 times now. Such a fun game. And I was messing with the F-Zero X Expansion Kit and making custom tracks yesterday, including this one:https://files.catbox.moe/u1gi4v.mp4
>>34670142yes and?
>>34670142I play video games and that graph is bad and old
>>34670142The video game thing is stupid.A lot of athletes and celebrities like gaming and board games…I ain’t saying that we are that, but it’s just a stupid thing women want to dunk on. And it’s usually Stacies and Karens.
>>34670142I do, but I have several more hobbies that are considered attractive according to that survey.
>>34670133fucking forgot the pic, I'm sorry
>>34669903you got this choon stuck in my head so here's a sega megadrive version https://voca.ro/118vzCbbSdiw>>34670140full-time bc I need the money kekbut also I hate commuting and like having weekends offI've done the latter kind of job and it's kind of sucky; working saturdays implies customer service or tech support, both of which suckmy current job is a 3 minute walk from my house and it's dope>>34670142>playing video games, magic tricks, online trolling, model trains, coming books, bird watchingthese are a few of my favourite things...
a white boyfriend is a human right
>>34670147>look at me, I am sooo quirkyI just answered the quiz and said that the traits might be cuz of adhd insteadit's not that deep cuh>>34670152>it’s usually Staciesmost of the stacies I've known irl play vidya lol even if it's just stardew valley and the sims or whatever
>>34670156..at least youre not aggressive
it's so gross how men just walk around with a dick n balls in their pants
>>34670142I say there is nothing wrong with a man that likes to play video games as long as he doesn't get angy and compulsive aboout it. Also I don't think they like it when you call thing "figurines".
>>34670142Unfortunately I collect figures from a video game I play about magic tricks and gambling using famous comic book characters where I do a bit of trolling whilst watching my model train set pass me by filled with all the birds I taxidermied.Am I fucked?
>>34670163What color are you?
>>34670163>>34670168the duality of men
>>34670142>bird watchingThis is fake, by the way.You will never ever EVER meet a woman who thinks less of you for watching birds.
>>34670166Ashually, you’re right. 100%.Ain’t that something? All those decades of them dunking on the hobby and us/others, only to uwu I love vidya, give me money and attention…Sheesh.
>>34670142Here's the attractive hobbies included, honestly most of this just seems like women want a guy who's smart, practical, and has money and the attractive hobbies are ones that signal those traits.
>>34669632It has been 3 hours since QT said he was leaving, and yet he's still here.
>>34670168I mean it's not like I can leave them at home >>34670133>work in a warehousebased, at least you're prolly physically fit then, sometimes I miss working in warehouse>huge sonic fanalso based, which games are your fav?I homebrewed my old Wii the other day just so I could play Sonic ROM hacks on it kek
>>34670167Im prone to depressive moments where I just dump on myself mentally until I snap out of it like 30 or 15 minutes later by telling myself "you can die right now or keep struggling. Pick so far I've picked living despite despair but sometimes, sometimes I do worry that someday I might get so despair'd I'll choose the other option, say, does it make me weak that in those moments I entourage myself by relying on fictional characters giving me words of encouragement?
>>34670142Women will say hobbies that are attractive will be stuff like wood working (so you can make her stuff) or something like line dancing (something thay she wants to do)So everything has to be about her and what she wants
>>34670183nta Excellent choice. The Wii is a beast when it comes to emulation.
>>34670181Women don’t actually care about your hobbies. They just have a mental image of the types of men which do these hobbies. If you are physically attractive, you can do whatever you want. If you are physically unattractive, you can’t do anything.
>>34670181>clubbingI mean the graph says that but I was going out with baddies in my clubbing days
>>34670181Who the fuck has blacksmithing as a hobby?
>>34670020F. Made some nice food, worked in my new little garden, swam in the pool, had sex, played a card game, caught up on some housework, etc. It was a nice weekend where I didn't need to do any driving.
>>34670182Of course, he is a compulsive liar.
>>34670181>manoshpere - 3.1%>makeup - 24.4%Kek, chicks would rather date a fag than be called a whore.
>>34670181> astronomylmao
>>34670192Nobody, but it was on the list of options and women imagined a buff sweaty guy swinging a hammer.
>>34670188Yeh, no one gives Cavill shit for having some pretty dorky hobbies.
>>34670193Bitch lasagna.
>>34670192Uh... I... I do...
I work 70 hours a week so I can live in a shitty apartment and drive a shitty car and not live with my parentsWhat time would I have for hobbies?
>>34670183>also based, which games are your fav?of the classics, Sonic3K and Mania plus, god I wish an Amy mod was made for Mania plus, Origins wasn't enoughfor the modern, SA1 and SA2, I never got to play Unleashed, but I did enjoy Frontiers alot, Forces left a lot to be desired and ShadowXSonic Generations was very fun, Sonic's segments felt a bit off like not as polished as shadow's but I think that's because the sonic side was like a decade old, and I won't take surge seriously until they decide if shes a villainous or an anti hero like Shadow, she's playing nice now but I need a solid because this franchise isnt known for are they arent they nonsense and hooray for Marine finally confirmed to be a water user, I knew she was!
>>34670142Not a single one, what do I win?
>>34670200They don’t care, because they see him as literal Chad meat.Based Witcher/Space Marine Gigachad hybrid.
>>34670204Post ‘em
Femanon, what do you think is an attractive female hobby?
>>34670204How the fuck do you afford it?
>>34670200It’s even beyond that, they find his hobbies attractive despite if they’re done by the average guy of that hobby they would be repulsed.Women do not understand why they find anything attractive
>>34670187hah cheers, I just had the Wii hooked up downstairs anyways and got the itchhad it for almost 20 years, still going strongshame it's not powerful enough for Saturn or PS2 tho...>>34670182I had to leave for a bit, then came bacc but now I'm going again baii <3>>34670205>I work 70 hours a weekAre you saying some good money at least?You could just move back in with your mom like I did kek
>>34670210What?
>>34670211not mine :c
>>34670211male*
>>34670202I made lasagna yesterday, yeh. But today I made potatoes au gratin and some chicken.
>>34670057>Im worried I'm acting too attached and it's turning her off.I'm not sure she was even turned on in the first place, to be honest. You should rattle her cage a bit by saying you think maybe it's time to talk about becoming exclusive.
>>34670204So you're the clanger who's been clang clang clanging while I've been trying to get some rest.
>>34670168Vaginas are not smooth and neutral like barbie dolls then ins and outs are pretty gross with all those fluids especially.
>>34670218Then you smashed with BF againHuehuehue
>>34670207>I never got to play UnleashedYou should really correct that, anon. There's a PC recompilation that's very good.
>>34670173black
>>34670215Post those fresh acid washed knives that you’ve forged.
>>34670168>it's so gross how men just walk around with a dick n balls in their pantsYeah. I mean, if it were just their own, it wouldn't be so bad.
I wanna be in that damsel patterned alley
>>34670142I don't do any of those things, but I'm surprised "magic tricks" are so frowned on. What's the problem there?
>>34670181I read, there is so much left to read and not enough lifetime, Im not a particularly voracious reader, how am I supposed to meet a woman from my reading corner?
>>34670228Hot
>>34670020MHad a really nice D&D session, read ISAT fanfics, organized my closet
GenderWhat are your favorite budget meals to cook? I'm broke asf
>>34670168I imeanImagine your body producing EGGS and MILK like a farm animal lol
>>34670240Angel hair pasta and black pepper.
>>34670240boiled potatoes and cheese or hard boiled eggs and cheese
>>34670212It's not that expensive to get into. I think I spent like $1000 total on the startup. Fuel is probably the biggest cost but once you get gud you can sell your shit and the hobby pays for itself.
>>34670243Cheese and eggs aren’t on the cheap.
>>34670240>What are your favorite budget meals to cook?Can't go too far wrong with baked beans on toast.
>>34670246cheaper than meat
>>34670247Unironically? Like canned beans?
>>34670240Quesadillas. Tortillas, cheese, chicken, maybe some salsa. $10 and it'll last a week. I also really like cup ramen as well though.
>>34670214>Saturn or PS2Look into an Xbox S for PS2. Some Saturn 2D stuff will be playable but that's a notoriously difficult console to emulate.
>>34670237Most women just read trash and most men don't read at all, if you've read a handful of famous novels she'll think you're a genius.
>>34670245>once you get gudLol
>>34670240>What are your favorite budget meals to cook?See if you can find a book called "Three Good Things on a Plate" by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. It's a whole book of recipes, each of which has only three principal ingredients.
>>34670240Tuna, rice.
>>34670231Lol. I have made some of those. Don't wanna though, too self concious.Also, I am not buff and I rarely get sweaty.
>>34670240F. This >>34670253, but go the extra mile to make enchiladas Leftover rotisserie chicken, canned black beans, enchilada sauce, shredded mexican cheese blend, cream cheese, tortillas. You can make one huge enchilada in the oven if you want, then portion it out.
>>34670252It's a British staple.
>>34670235See Arrested Development.
Mercury poisoning
>>34670240Pasta e Fagioli. It's fun to write out because you have to write "fag". It's fun to say out loud because you can pretend you're in The Sopranos and call it "pastafazool".Ingredients:>cheap dried beans, soaked and then boiled>cheap dried pasta, boiled>cheap jars of pasta sauce>cheap vegetables, fresh or frozen (never canned)Beans and pasta form a complete protein, so you're not missing anything there. Pasta sauce and vegetables give you all the vitamins and minerals you need. And fiber. If you want to save money on toilet paper, then eat more fiber.And depending on how lazy/motivated you are, you can make it as simple or complicated as you want.
>>34670207>wish an Amy mod was made for Mania plusActually there are a couple that are great: https://github.com/KiaraGale/Sonic-Mania-Decomp-Extra-Slot-Amyhttps://shc.zone/entries/contest2020/227>Origins wasn't enoughI feel you, I beat Origins on Xbox and PC, all games with Amy kek>never got to play UnleashedI really recommend the 360/PS3 version desu. To me it's the best 3D Sonic has gotten beyond SA1 and 2 (which are peak). The day stage are awesome, the rest of the game is alright but can be a bit of a slog at times>think that's because the sonic side was like a decade oldYeah they definitely focused more on the newer Shadow stages I feel also>I won't take surge seriously until they decide if shes a villainous or an anti hero like ShadowYeah I think she's more the latter and an anti-hero on a slow burn arc but we shall see>Marine finally confirmed to be a water user, I knew she wasyes! I always suspected this too from the rush adventure final boss lolMarine is a precious cinnamon roll, rush adventure was such a blast to play through. I hope she returns to a mainline game someday>>34670255yeah I've heard great things about Beetle Saturn and Yaba Sanshirowould prolly still struggle with the geometry and interlacing bottlenecks of 3D titles like NiGHTS and Virtua Fighter tho lolas for PS2 I sold my old slim some years ago but might get another (PCSX2 is awesome though even on my craptop)>>34670263cheesy beans on toast with a cuppa and job's a good un
I can't do more than 4 push ups
>>34670269I am not eating anything named fagioli
>>34670265job had a latina baddie wdym
>>34670271based twinkmaxxer
>>34670271Are you a woman or man?
>>34670270Beetle Saturn is really good. There have been some games I've played that I thought were having graphical glitches, only for those same things to happen on real hardware. Incidentally, if you don't have a Saturn, they're pretty damn cheap.
>>34670271How many fat push ups?
The whole hip dip shit is making me very sad.We shouldn’t make even more people feel bad over stuff they could never even fanthom to control. We can be so much more than a strand of DNA says so.If everyone looked exactly liked the “standard”, there would be no point in falling in love.No amount of hatred online against being short will justify this revanchism. It’s just not worth it.t. 5’4” hobbit
Hello, Insecurity Police? We've got one.>>34670273
>>34670278I'm trying to not be a twink>>34670280man>>34670282isn't it cheating if I do those if I'm not fat?
>>34670286>manUp for debate
>>34670283nah it's funny, they'll get over it in a month and it will be empowering or whatever, meanwhile being short or bald will never be seen that way
>>34670286nah, fat pushups are the natural progression to harder ones
Women could you ever love a Canadian
>>34670218>I made lasagna yesterdayGarfield would be proudBest food ever desu>>34670247>baked beans on toastA certified hood classic>>34670245>"not that expensive to get into">$1000 just to get startednta but I think we have different concepts of "expensive"...>>34670281thanks for the vote of confidenceI hear Kronos is better optimised for 3D games (but would run like ass on Xbox with the OpenGL -> DirectX translation layer)original hardware is king ofc>>34670283the hobbit speaks the troof
>>34670286>I'm trying to not be a twinkWhy deny your destiny?
>>34670281It's the games that tend to be pricey. But you could always get a flash cart I guess.
>>34670286The only ones who can only crank out 4 push ups are completely twinks. Absolute toothpick arms. <18 bmi
>>34670286>man>can’t do 4 pushupsYou should really consider going to a doctor. That’s genuinely worrying
>>34670270Marine's a good girl, I wish they'd let her character development show by including her in a new adventure.
>>34670219>m not sure she was even turned on in the first place, to be honest.She would moan as soon as I touched her, constantly unsolicited compliments of my body, she gets so wet for me we have to put down towels, I have to shush her when we're fucking because she's being too loud. How much more turned on is she supposed to be for fucks sake?I guess I can ask that but I feel like it's a turnoff when men ask for exclusivity.
>>34670293>nta but I think we have different concepts of "expensive"Lol. Understood. There ARE totally cheaper hobbies you can get into.
>>34670283It's making fun of women who make fun of short and/or ugly menFucj women and fuck this needless simping
>>34670292as long as he learns how to pronounce "sorry" correctly
>>34670295I'd recommend a Japanese one for that reason. Sonic Jam US CIB is $300, Sonic Jam JP CIB is $40-50. But yeah, I have a Saroo and it works amazingly.
>>34670020Mplayed krunker
>>34670142Video games and we do a little trolling
I eat one slice of pizza and my stomach bulges out like i'm pregnant
>>34670290oh in that case I'll do those.>>34670294sometimes I think it would be cool to have muscles.>>34670296my bmi is 22>>34670297why is it worrying? >>34670287oh here we go with this shit again
womenwould you judge me for not helping a woman that's being attacked by a man?
>>34670308Are you sorta thin?
>>34670308manpreg
>>34670020I drank and played guitar
>>34670312Yeah>>34670313I'm not a man
>>34670308Can I get you actually pregnant
>>34670309>oh here we go with this shit againYou can’t do more than four (4) pushups…
>>34670300I'm sure she likes you sexually. The problem is that seems to be the only way she likes you. You're not a boyfriend, you're a dildo.
>>34670309Because it indicates you have very low strength for a man which can indicate some health issues
>>34670310If you're White, and she is as well, yes, I would think you're weak trash.
What's the acceptable level of flirting when you're in your 30s?I realized that I've accidentally stopped flirting because I'm awkward and don't have any game, but I think that's getting translated into not being interested in her.
>>34670318so what?
>>34670309This is literally you.
My darling
>>34670322You have to flirt with someone to express interest?
>>34670320Guy could just be sitting at a pc 24/7
>>34670325Femanons caught in 360p.
who tf can’t pick up a single gallon milk
>>34670332It’s a trick, she wants you to do it for her, so she can swipe your butt wallet.
>>34670325Nice plump booty. Id ram my dick into his bussy while his little boyclitty flops around. Give him a HFO
>>34670320I did lost weight kind of drastically last year >>34670325again, I am a man and I can pick up a gallon of milk I'm not that fucking weak
>>34670335You have to use both hands to pick it up though
>>34670332femanon being slutty again
what the fuck is wrong with you people? I really hope your faggotry is all fake and you're not actually gay
>>34670329Which is a health issue
>>34670332Who can? It all spills out between my fingers
>>34670342Pipe down boy. You gon learn
>>34670332Some containers, like the small plastic milk containers, have very small handles so I can't comfortably get my fingers with my acrylic nails through to hold them that way. I have to two hand them from below if I don't ask for a plastic bag.
>>34670342men are actually very gay
>>34670347Why don't you just not wear bigass acrylic nails?
>>34670332when I was a barista I'd carry 4 gallons at a time when restocking and I'm a weak bih...
>>34670342A lot of closets need “airing out”.No wonder so many of them have clutter.
>>34670337no I don't>>34670349you don't ever see me acting like that
>>34670354Make me a coffee, you pink haired princess.> IYKYK
>>34670301they're not as cool tho>>34670298agreed, she has a lot of potential and is also adorable>>34670304nta but yeah seems like getting an NTSC-J system on Yahoo! Auctions Japan or something lol, and using a Saroo cartridge, is the best current method>>34670304>Sonic Jam US CIB is $300, Sonic Jam JP CIB is $40-50wild lol, just shows how much of a commercial flop the saturn was in the west...>>34670358I don't have pink hair >:( also I forgot how
>>34670350Because I want to.
>>34670350That’s like asking her not to wear a wig.
How often do men fantasize impregnating someone?
>>34670363My hair is my own.
>>34670363>shots fired
>>34670365MOnly when mega horny.
>>34670365Only when I have someone in mind.
>>34670365never bc I don't want kids>>34670194gonna do brawlstars championship challenge, go bed now and regret going bed late in a few hrsone reason I don't like posting here is I always stay up too late lolnight ladz
>>34670365Personally, pretty frequently
What do women think of the whole "post tits or gtfo" thing
>>34670360I got my Saturn off of eBay for $100, then got a Saroo for $50. I've bought a few Saturn games since then because they tend to be quite cheap.>wild lol, just shows how much of a commercial flop the saturn was in the west...Yep. Similarly, Sega Genesis games aren't all that expensive, but Japanese Mega Drive games will set you back a LOT more. And I chose to get a Super Famicom because, again, the Japanese games are way cheaper (although that's just because western Nintendo fans go kinda nuts).
>>34670365Lots of my fantasies include harem pregnancies
>>34670365You’ve got that backwards. Women fantasize about being impregnated. Men just want to cum in them.
>>34670365Nag but I fantasize about getting impregnated and then losing the baby so we keep trying
>>34670319She talks to me excitedly, sends me long messages, etc but she doesn't really initiate contact.
>>34670375A dead meme from 20 years ago? You weren't even born yet back in its heyday, kid.
>>34670365Not often but only when im very emotional. I fantasize about helping her through the pregnancy, cooking her, rubbing her belly, massaging her back etc
>>34670375It's old /b/ shit. I paid the retard tax and listened, though.
>>34670365>>34670365where do you think the plap plap plap meme came from?
>>34670376NTA but jesus you have a lot. What's next?
>>34670388>I fantasize about cooking her
>>34670365Every other day
>>34670393I was eyeing this the other night. I can't spend any more right now, or I'd have jumped on it immediately. Damn shame.
>>34670392From the obesity epidemic.
>>34670401RIP, I'd play Knuckles Chaotix with you lol...
Do we sin, do we sing,when we look within?Is it fate is it hate pulling you back in?Do you wanna believe there's a world to win?Do you wanna believe you matter to me?
>>34670375It's kind of a funny meme at this point. "No women on the internet" and all that.
>>34670401do men really spend hundreds of dollars on stuff like this
>>34670410the based ones do
Milk cocks dry handed with no lube
>>34670376Ever play any TurboGrafx-16 stuff?
>>34670410I would if I liked this
Do girls fart?
>>34670410Nostalgia is a powerful thing.
>>34670414I'm uncut so it doesn't hurt, nice try
>>34670418nag but my ex used to fart up a storm when she was on her period
>>34670406It's probably actually fun if you have multiple players. I'm interested in playing Virtua Fighter on it, and apparently the Model 1 Genesis just straight up looks better when the video is being output from the 32X.>>34670415A PC Engine is actually on my radar to get as well. They're so unbelievably cheap. I've only played a handful of games for it though.
>>34670418I fart all the time. Only I try not to in public. Like, I'll go in a bathroom just to fart.
>>34670410i think its kinda sweet when theyre that passionate about their interests
It's extremely demoralizing to see china living through an industrial revolution but with 21st century technology knowing that countries seem to only ever get 1 of those, and the western countries already had theirs, and we blew it when the return was much lower.
>>34670419nta, not even just nostalgia but just liking classic games and retro systems>>34670410the 32X is especially expensive as it's an "obscure" console addon that didn't do that wellback when I had money though I spent thousands on dollars on manga and vidya (and clothes and other stuff also). I regret nothing desu. I've sold most of it but still have over $1000 worth of manga easily
>>34670422>A PC Engine is actually on my radar to get as well. They're so unbelievably cheap. I've only played a handful of games for it though.nta but lords of thunder and rondo of blood are awesome, other than that I don't know much about that system sadly, oh yeah there's a bubblegum crisis game but never played it
>>34670410I don't know how rare one of those is but I wouldn't consider that outlandishI'm probably going to drop $600 on a melanger/wet grinder at some point by the end of the year
>>34670426yeah, something about selling the rope that hangs you
>>34670409It’s true though.They don’t exist.
>>34670422North American TG-16 games are pretty expensive also but you can get a flash cart. Worth it for Blazing Lazers and Military Madness.
>>34670427Yeah. Not the most expensive Sega thing I've ever seen (that would be an SG-1000 or Sega CD actually) but it costs a pretty penny.>I've sold most of it but still have over $1000 worth of manga easilyManga collecting always seemed neat to me but I never truly got into it, I only have my Death Note collection. Have any Fist of the North Star?>>34670428>lords of thunderIt's also on Sega CD so I have played it, but I'd definitely be up to replay it on PCE CD.>rondo of bloodOne of the only other games I played in full.It's a neat little console, I'd like to own one.
>>34670423Women:Poop rainbowsFart roses (or something like that).
Hey, remember when the Wii had a Virtual Console? Good times.
Hey, remember when you had the light in your eyes? Good times.
>>34670445Haha, no.
>>34670436I'd add Neutopia 1 & 2 to that if you like Zelda games.
>>34670445I know there was a time it was there, but I can't really remember it
>>34670445I feel happier and more aware of the world's wonder now than I have since I was a child.
Plap
>>34670443I do! I was introduced to a bunch of Japan only stuff with that.
>>34670436The CD attachment is really expensive, so I was planning on a Turbo Everdrive Pro regardless. It can't play SuperGrafx games, but I think I'll survive without that robust library of 5 games.
>>34670443Hey, remember when xbox live arcade was a thing? Good times.
>>34670449Maybe the light was only an illusion...
>>34670437>only have my Death Note collectiondeath note is awesome lol>Have any Fist of the North Star?don't think so D: but maybe one day if I start hoarding *ahem* collecting again kek>>34670445I never did jk>>34670443The Wii Shop Channel was litthe WiiMart project does a dope job of replicating the experience on a homebrewed console https://wiimart.org/>>34670429>don't know how rare one of thosenta, it's not crazy rare but besides the Sega CD it's the most expensive Sega console to collect. the Model 1 link cable is also sought after as it allows you to authentically play it on a Model 1 Genesis for the best experience. so < $200 is a really good deal actually
>>34670456No.Glad it died.
Women is it an ick if he spends hundreds of dollars not on video game consoles but on music and guitar stuff
>>34670463Stop caring about what women think.
>>34670463is he good at playing instruments?
>>34670463NAG but I met a couple of girls I dated through music so not really an ick if you're passionate about it lolas long as you're not one of those "I like to buy expensive equipment to look cool but suck at music" type nibbas
>>34670455You don't want a slightly enchanced version of Ghouls 'n Ghosts? :)
>>34670466Yes >>34670465Calm your ass
>>34669987Women:1. Would you date someone who has used the services of an escort in the past?2. Would you date someone who has subscribed to online adult content creators?2. What is your age?
why do americans hate prostitutes so much?
>>34670472vocaroo yourself playing
>>34670456Hey, remember when the 3DS eShop was a thing?
>>34670473How the fuck is dating at 70. "I'm waiting for the right one" you gon meet him soon, his name Jesus.
>>34670474Americans hate tradition and thus hate to see women working traditionally female jobs
>>34670443Yes, before all those companies realized it's more profitable to just sell their games separately. My only regret with VC was that I insisted on buying shiny new Wii games instead of VC titles. If only I'd realized how awesome Neo Geo was back then.>>34670458Yeah I was specifically after one with all the cables. There are third party cables you can buy that are probably even better than the originals, but I was hoping to have to buy as little extra as possible. I'll probably just end up getting a 32X with no cables and buy all the other stuff separate. Though I do understand there's a power adapter that can power both the Genesis and 32X with one brick so that might be the way to go anyways lmao>>34670471For the low, low buy-in price of $500 for the SGX? Nah I'm good, I'll have to settle for playing it on Saturn. I will miss 1941 though.
>>34670473Why are more men unwilling to date a woman who subscribes to an OF than a woman who paid for sex? Are they imagining they paid for lesbian sex and getting horny over it?
>>34670443Man... I think that thing had Commodore 64 games at one point. And friggin' Neo Geo.
Why would a woman pay for onlyfans
>>34670489Lesbians.And surprisingly, men sub more to men, too.
My sympathy for a woman being raped disappears the moment I learn she's a prostitute. What is this called?
>>34670493>And surprisingly, men sub more to men, too.There's a lot less stigma about pornography and prostitution in the gay community.
Femanons, have you ever donated money to a Moid?
>>34670486The way it’s worded, it seems like it’s for currently subscribing where they interact with the creator, whereas the sex was in the past.
Where to find cock twitching videos
>>34670498Good point.
Femanons unite
>>34670501>>34670503Gay
>>34670493>surprisingly, men sub more to menNta but this isn't surprisingly at all kekAs a guy I know if I made an OF it'd be 99% gaylords subbing to my twink ahh
>>34670483Wii had some pretty good games to be fair. A ton of stinkers but some gems. I still adore Zack & Wiki.
>>34670473Why are men more liberal
>>34670508LmaoooAt least you're honest.
I like looking at women's legs when they're wearing shorts. Women how do you feel about men looking at your legs when you're wearing shorts? Do you even notice?
>>34670499You mean like on Twitch? Yes, but he played music.
>>34670498>a lot less stigma40% of gay men have had over 500 partners. I don’t think there’s ANY stigma in the gay community about anything.
>>34670501blowjob subreddits
>>34670516NAG but shorts on women are so hotI don't ogle ppl tho
>>34670518Yes, that counts.Thank you.
>>34670521No shit. That's why I look at them.
>>34670516Of course we notice. I like it, I put a lot of effort into having nice looking legs.
>>34670520Any recs? Preferably with male moaning
When I play with my cat, They'll catch the toy and not let go, waiting for something to happen. If I try to take it back, they scratch me. If I leave them, they cry and bring the toy back to me. Little goofball.
>>34670525Awoooga.mp3
>>34670526I don't really know sorry
>>34670509True. However, I think getting Baseball Stars 2 and Last Blade from the Neo Geo section instead of Dead Rising Chop 'Till You Drop would have blown my nuts off. I had too many Wii games that I played once and then never again.
>>34670528I can’t do anything with that double innuendo.
>>34670528Yep.
>>34670523LolDidn't realise it was a popular thing I guessI try not to look tho
Why do old white men look so evil
>>34670526I can make one for you
>>34670532nta Yeh, it seems like they shoehorned that waggle gimmick into everything. I remember a Sonic Arabian thing that was severely nerfed by waggle.
>>34670538only the ones with big noses
>>34670528You think that's bad, try convincing a dog to give you back the ball.
>>34670519If you want to see what men would be like without women keeping them in line look at the male homosexual community.
>>34670539Please do
Do women consume porn?
>>34670538Are you black? Do they wear white linen suits and wide brimmed hats?
>>34670555WEEEEHEHEEEELL
>>34670542Secret Rings. Yeah that's one of the few Sonic games that I never even bothered trying to beat.What really sucks is how so many Wii games are really hard to emulate now just because of how waggle-happy they are. Godzilla Unleashed is awesome and it's hard as fuck to emulate with a regular controller because you had to waggle as you pressed buttons. I still have my Wii, but still.
>>34670555Yeah and he always talks about how them duke boys are always messing with his hazzard county schemes. Whatever that means
I thought mad world on wii was pretty cool but the motion controlled QTEs ruined the whole thing
>>34670546Lmao
>>34670528Try not to pull the toy from the kot's paws/mouth, I find it's better to distract them with a toy or treat, and use fishing rod type toys they can pounce at lol>>34670538They're on their villain ahh>>34670542Nta but check out Project Reignition which is an awesome fan remake of that game for PCYeah Sonic and the Secret Rings (and Black Knight) was so dope aesthetically. I really loved the art direction. Too bad the Wiimote controls were ahh and the gameplay was mid and just a headache in places>>34670553Ofc, probs less than men tho>>34670565QTEs in games in general are bollocks lol
>>34670535I also bought them one of those collapsible tunnels, and they only ever want to hunt from inside of it now. It's cute watching them jump inside when they get excited but how am I supposed to interact with them
It has been 5 hours since QT said he was leaving, and yet he's still here.
Femanons, do you ever crave to suck dick?
>>34670568>Try not to pull the toy from the kot'sI don't. I stress over injurying their teeth or claws. I use the fishing rod toy, but they're not as excited by it as this string toy I have for them. Sometimes they catch both toys and won't let go of either one lol
>>34670017My wifes hip dips are my kryptonite. I never knew what they were called but holy fuck when she wears a dress that accentuates them I damn near rip it off of her first chance I get.
>>34670271i can't do a single one with correct posture
>>34670569You can still play peekaboo and plat with a wand toy around the tunnel. You can also toss soft toys into the tunnel and scratch the walls>>34670575I mean cats are resilient but yeah best not to grab stuff off em >Sometimes they catch both toys and won't let go of either one lolThey sound like a skilled hunter lol>>34670572I have to play tennis with my fren in 6hrsShe's gonna kick my ahhI have no discipline but I'm leaving BYE
I need a man to make me orgasm
>>34670591Can't you do that yourself g
>>34670591No, I can only work with 100% biological women.
>>34670591Gay
women are kinda horny tonight
>>34670575Laser pointers drive them mad because they can't actually "catch" them.
Well looks like I got my cousin's blessing to ask his ex out of a date. Cuckholdery sure is a mad thing. Is it fun to be a cuck?
>>34670604doesn't count as cuckoldry if they aren't dating anymore pornbrained retard
>>34670601It’s the heat wave anon
>>34670601>Implying
>>34670573Yes babey I crave to suck dick very hastily please dispense a money gram into my account so I may come to your town and crave your penis
>>34670607don't you have ACs?
I’m a vtuber, girls is this an ick?
Women, can you explain why you like dicks on a visual level?
>>34670583see? it's not just me
>>34670587>wand toy around the tunnelGood idea! >Soft toysThey have zero interest in those though... I have to convince them to hunt if that makes sense. >They sound like a skilled hunter lolThey'll do insane jumps and acrobatics to chase down a toy, but lately they've been getting lazier about it. They'll bring the toy to me and then I have to bring it to them to attack lol
>>34670614Is your model a girl? That's kinda ick.
>>34670619>but lately they've been getting lazier about itIt's too damn hot out.
>>34670603I've thought about that, but I heard it could mess with their head because they can't catch it. That could be nonsense tho
>>34670613Yes but I miss the cold being outdoors too.
>>34670613GOD BLESS THE ACA (Air Conditioners of America)
>>34670615I don't. They're hideous and men's desperation for women to show attraction towards their dicks makes them even more repulsive.
>>34670624It's actually been cool around here lately. Sorry, bong.
>>34670626oh yeah me too, the cold from the AC just feels wrong, my skin doesn't like it but I also don't like sweating, I just hate summer is what I'm trying to say
>>34670633For me it’s fall, winter, summer, spring. It’s slightly better than the pollening.
Anons would would you do if your gf couldn’t sleep during nighttime thunderstorms?
>>34670637I only really enjoy fall and winter, those are the comfiest times of the year, spring is just depressing for me for some reason and summer is hell, can't go outside without nearly dying
State genderHow big and what skin tone is your penis
>>34670639Close my blackout curtains, turn the AC fans to high, put on a speaker for extra white noise and hold her to sleep, assuming that something like that would work
>>34670615I don't find them especially visually appealing but the fact that they get bigger so quickly is fascinating.
>>34670639comfort her by brushing her hair with my hand
>>34670630I find that funny and it makes sense, but god damn do women deserve every ounce of hate they get. Incels need to be subsidized to shit on women all day imo
>>34670645F8 inchesBlack as pitch
>>34670639chloroform!
>>34670645Fgreen 10 inches
>>34670639Slap her and tell her to grow the fuck up and stop being a pussy bitch
>>34670639She better not wake me up.
>>34670641I've heard some people can actually get that Seasonal Affective Disorder for the warmer months.
>>34670654
>>34670645light brown, 6.9"
>>34670660>darkness sad>light happierThere’s your “seasonal affective disorder”.
>>34670660yeah, winter is only depressing on christmas and new year's but any other day is great.spring and summer I can't go out much so of course I get depressed
>>34670639Defeat God himself in combat and make the thunderstorm cease.
>>34670645It’s all here, somewhere>6’1”>White>30>dark blue eyes>brown hair, tidy, not balding>I would rate my exes as 8, 7, 7>athletic body>I take steroids (1/2.5/3/3.5)>I care about dressing well but alternative>I prefer being clean shaven or a few days of stubble>barritone-bass voice>stable white collar job, make ~100K a year>currently live with housemates but saving for a house>have my own car, paid off>3 long term girlfriends, 1 year, 3 years and 6 years from 16-30>very dominant and aggressive in sex>My dick is 6.7” length, 6” girth (99.5th percentile girth)>I don’t have friends (zero)>I don’t hate people but I find they just get in my way rather than add anything>If I am dating you, you are my only social outlet and I will take great interest in you>I have been told I come off as very confident/assertive despite being a very anxious/depressive person and I think it’s just my autism>clinically online tested IQ of 131, proof posted earlier in the thread> I talk to my mother once a month, other family on special occasions. So family doesn’t have a lot of value to me>I do want kids, I really want a daughter>I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don’t mind if you do as long as you don’t hurt yourself (I.e no habitual or high risk)>I had 3 homosexual encounters from 19-22 (I’m fully aware of my heterosexuality now)>I enjoy drawing, reading non-fiction (I am currently plowing through an archaeologically annotated version of the Bible), learning Japanese, I attend weekly singing lessons>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious>Politically I am not a progressive or conservative, AI labels me a “paternalistic ethnocentric nationalist”>I am not religious. I like mainline Christians, dislike Muslims.>I think abortion should be legal up to 20 weeks>I am medicated for anxiety and depression
>>34670673nta Why is New Years depressing for you?
This World Cup thing is boggling my head rn. I haven't been able to watch a TV show because men want to spend their evening's watching men kick a football. Men please make it make sense.
>>34670683Eh, men like competition. Aslo, you mean a soccer ball.
>>34670683It’s gay but not gayer than your food neetwork show or Gilmore girls or whatever.
>>34670683I'm sure Love Island is a much more beneficial show to watch
>>34670661who said anything about amusing?
>>34670645MDue to both a bad genie wish and a violent accident in the zoo, it's 4 inches long and about 7 inches around#332900 is the hex code for the color of most of it
>>34670681just bad childhood memories of dad being terrible during the holiday season. and also it's a reminder of everything I did wrong that year, even if I did something good I will always pay attention to everything I did wrong
>>34670683it makes no sense to me why men enjoy watching other sweaty men kicking a ball around and then the men on screen hugging each other lovingly when their time gains a point
>>34670695He divorced and left?
>>34670683Yeah, getting off on murder porn makes so much more sense…
>>34670699>>34670683Do you just hate men having fun?
>>34670700no he was just a drunk asshole and you never knew what was going to make him mad an yell at everybody
>>34670695Have you thought of it as a chance for new beginnings? How far you've come? I mean, respectfully, you can't go forward if you're always looking back.
>>34670704If you have to ask this, you don’t understand women at all.
>>34670699If you know what you’re talking about and have people to ‘tiz out with it can be so kino. I watched ufc White House with a bunch of fans/ gamblers on discord and it was one of my best times as of recent
>>34670704>Do you just hate men having fun?Bro have you seen the stats? >>34670473
>>34670704I'm a man, I don't see what's so fun about watching sweaty men playing with balls, I mean the Olympics are much more interesting
>>34670704Excuse me, did you just say men play professional sports for "fun"?
>>34670709Kek
>>34670712You say football is gay then think men diving into a pool in a tight speedo isn't?
>>34670706I try to look at it that way but I can't help it, it's hard to think positive, I really want to be positive but it's hard (but I am trying)
>>34670048I'd say some of these should be higher but the questions are a bit weird
Women either complain about male hobbies or claim to have an interest and destroy them from the inside
>>34670718Sincerely glad to hear that, anon. Knowing is half the battle or something,
>>34670717there's more to the olympics than just men jumping into a pool but of course your mind immediately thought of the second gayest thing after football, NOT surprising, disappointing but not surprising
>>34670724Aka MissClickGaming, Alannah Pearce, etc.
>>34670724Shit he’s onto us.
Is getting a 40yo gf who looks like this realistic?
>>34670704NAG but soccer is pretty gay
>>34670735GIB her to me.
Women, is there a hobby you guys like that a man could get into where it wouldn't raise any red flags?
>>34670725thanks!
>>34670735Kinda? She sorta looks 40 desu.
>>34670740Well what are you interested in?
>>34670743Well she IS in her 40s. But I want a cute hag gf.
>>34670735I’m fairly sure that lady sits across from me at work
>>34670746Ok, it's knitting. Is that weird for a guy? I find it oddly relaxing.
>>34670749Well, give her my number, brah.
>>34670750Lmao fucking faggotKnit yourself some cock and balls
>>34670747Just don't try to look for one in America. Bad diets and smoking and drinking do a number on you.
>>34670753Shut up.
>>34670752Okay, Jared Fogle.
Is Love Island basically just WWE for women?
feetenposter
does the fat fetishist like carl from jimmy neutron?
https://youtu.be/M7vXg_mQlsU
>>34670750The next time I see the knitting group meet I will check how many men are in it. But I want to yes it is unusual to find a male.
>>34670764Omg is that cup fucking real?
>>34670766Chad joins knitting group.Stacey joins Warhammer painting competition.Sexo
>>34670757Nta what the fuck does this mean, I know who fogle is but what’s the relevance
>>34670771Wait they have competitions for painting those? I thought it was just for funsies.
>>34670764She looks like fucking Derek Zoolander
>>34670775Impromptu ones.
Gender and top actors you’d like to see portray pennywise from Stephen kings “it”
What is your go-to bread and circus, /atoga/?
>>34670787why people hating on her she is pure sexo
>>34670776It's so funny to me that guys flip out so much at a girl not wearing lipstick.
>>34670792For (you)
>>34670792Movie sucked apparently.
>>34670792She’s one reddit post away from cutting her tits off like ellen page.
>>34670794She’s fully made up here you baiter
>>34670792She looks like how a black woman would look if they were white.
>>34670804she would be a way better fuck than Sydney Sweeney
Just made some Sopa de Ajo, can't wait to eat it for breakfast tomorrow.
>>34670808Garlic soup for breakfast?
>>34670791I can’t watch more than 3 minutes of YouTube anymore but I’ve tried to watch a lot of videos of retards commentating on larger retards. I guess Brittany venti is relatively decent>>34670807
>>34670811It's got bread and eggs in it, sounds like breakfast to me.
>>34670807Both bunnies :)
Average female into male dominated interests
>>34670791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJsKh7kJImA americans
>>34670791MSpooky channels like Scary Interesting or Vuldar.
>>34670818They look like 2 of Charles Barkleys bald skulls
>>34670792She’s a 7. She’s pretty, but obviously not super girl
>>34670823She’s a 5 at best. Butter faces get 5s.
>>34670735 > >>34670787
>>34670826True
>>34670818I look like this but I'm a man
>>34670832Having hip dips doesn't make you a man, ma'am.
>>34670824You’re a fucking retard
>>34670843She’s the definition of mid.
>>34670818This like one in ten women maybe. You just think it's the average woman because men are braindead simps and give these women a bunch of attention and money.
>>34670211>Femanon, what do you think is an attractive female hobby?Probably sewing, cooking, gardening, reading, journaling, pilates, walking
Women, what's the maximum number of pimple patches you would wear out in public?
Once and for all, who’s more childlike, men or women?
>>34670240>Gender>What are your favorite budget meals to cook? I'm broke asfSpam with eggs, spam with veggies, spam with noodle soups with extra veggies. Burritos without beans, onions chorizo with eggs and potatoes, lentil soup, tomatoe soup with the little stars, conchas, abcs. Tamales
>>34670851A bit of an extreme example I'll admit, but most of the time it's a woman who ventures into enemy territory looking for an army of simps whk never had any real interest in the thing
Retarded autistic male here how does one get an ex who cheated and dumped them back? Suffering from severe oneitis.
>>34670791I talked about comfort media the other day. I guess as far as Youtube videos, I like long analyses and bodycam videos.>>34670867Don't get back with exes. Don't even consider it.
>>34670867Let her go. Stop needing a chick so much. When you care a whole lot less is when it’s going to be a lot easier to get another one.
>>34670867It’s really easy just be a 15% more masculine version of the best showing she saw of you around her and she’ll probably perk up and try to get some. You already got with this chick so a the majority of the barriers that would prohibit her getting with you aren’t there. That being said don’t do have some self respect yadda yadda
>>34670867You don't. You're not getting her back, that ship has sailed, and if she pretends she wants you back she's just going to cheat on you again.
When is it acceptable to ask what went wrong with an ex?
How do I into female dominated space?
>>34670873Just watch High Fidelity.
>>34670873Asking *them*? Never, don't get involved with exes.
Would a kindhearted and chivalrous male anon mind helping me play this final fantasy vii save that i quit 3 years ago?
>>34670880>Cosmo CanyonYou're barely even into the game. What, you just don't remember what you were doing?
>>34670880Plap
>>34670880So fucking needy.
>>34670880Just start over
>>34670873you need to stop
>>34670882Why would you plap me without consent?
>>34670880I can't really remember much. But other anon is right, you aren't that far in, so you should be able to kind of get back into it. Or you could just restart without wasting too much time.
>>34670889well it feels like a long ways in to me, i dont play many RPGs, ive only played pokemon and TWEWY. I dont want to replay so much
>>34670892You have significantly more ahead of you than you have behind you, just start over
>>34670892don't play it them why do you need help to play a video game
I've decided to try a new hobby and get into climbing.Will girls finally like me if I become a good climber? They didn't like me when I became good at any of the other things, but maybe this is the one.
Oh right i also played shenmue which is also quite short
>>34670895someone told me climbing girls are very freaky
>>34670849You’re the definition of retarded.
>>34670898Only met one. What she told me would make you blush.
>thought we were gonna get to talk about FF7>she was just posting it for attention and isn't going to actually talk about itFuck I was actually excited...
>>34670906Relatable. I have to stop myself from bring up games and references I know nobody will give a shit about
>>34670906I would talk to you about FF7 but I genuinely don't remember a lot of it outside of the stuff everybody knows. I remember Advent Children well enough though.
omg i suck at this game, im gonna go grind somewhere
>>34670906You can probably get a thread going to talk about it on /vr/ or /vrpg/.
>>34670911This is why tits or gtfo exists
MenWhat's something you could ramble about for a good while?
>>34670917He’s posted his tits>>34670911Are you ovulating rn what’s with the whoring
>>34670920Retro games, Sonic, Gundam, Dragon Ball, color theory, history. I routinely bore the piss out of my coworkers with random tangents about these.
>>34670921im not whoring... im serious
>>34670920Atoga femanons torpedoing the thread, I could rant for hours about it
>>34670929Very unserious save
I love having a full time job and going to school I love being an Adult Learner what a fun weekend *dies*
>>34670920Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager
>>34670930What are the cliff notes? More if you like its a good topic
>>34670933Learning as an adult is more fun. As a kid you wanna fuck around with your friends, and play videogames and shit.As an adult all that stuff is boring and meaningless, but learning new real things is still engaging.
>>34670897Play RE1-3 they're gud
>>34670934DS9 next question
>>34670937I'm having a good time, don't get me wrong, but I kinda wish I got some of this out of the way in my twenties, back when my joints hurt less
>>34670939DS9 or battlestar galactica?
>>34670920Japanese video games, occultism, Christianity, Zionism, music
you all are so mean im not playing anymore
>>34670938The og ps1 controls should be required for any first playthrough of re1
>>34670946K
Any other burgers already hearing fireworks?
>>34670946want to play tic tac toe instead?I'll start. I'll pick bottom left.
>>34670946you need a father figure in your life
>>34670949I think they're definitely easier than the funky analog controls in the RE1 remake.One of my friends claims he can't wrap his head around tank controls at all even though he's otherwise definitely not a dumbass, so I guess it is a deal breaker for some people
>>34670920Sports and stuff
>>34670951Those are gunshots, anon.
>>34670951Those are gunshots, your local school is getting lit up again.
>>34670951That's just the sound of underserved veterans shooting themselves, or if you're near DC the national guard shooting people for being near the reflecting pool.
>>34670946Nigga multiple people tried to talk to you about it and you ignored themCan we get an actual good femanon in the thread please??
>>34670958>>34670959>>34670960I know what gunshots sound like you fwiggen meanies. They definitely don't sound like saturn missiles and little fountains of sparks.The only times I usually hear gunshots around hear are at the gun range, but there was one shooting at the gas station near my house last year.
>>34670962I’m giving you the day off. Depending on your behavior that maybe be extended
>>34670949I wanna play em with one of these stupid things that's shaped like a flashlight and a pistol grip
Why are you so obsessed?
Why don't men attentionwhore like kittenposter and post every inch of their body in tight fititng clothes?
>>34670962>bottom right
>>34670974You don't wanna see a skinny fat guy posting thirst traps anon.
I'm obsessed with uh
>>34670974>sexting with anonsYeah naw
>>34670978Why don't hot men attentionwhore like kittenposter and post every inch of their body in tight fitting clothes?
>>34670974some moids post their hands.
>>34669987Ex was a hotty. Whenever she finds out I'm seeing someone she gets annoyed when they aren't that good looking.Why does she care so much who I date. She's literally telling me I can do better who I'm with now and wants to set me up with someone she knows
In 1787 I'm toldOur founding fathers did agreeTo write a list of principlesFor keepin' people free
>>34670974I'm not in good shape rn. I might do it when I'm down 20lbs
Foids, I squatted 225 for the first time today. are you proud of me?
>>34670982There has to be hot men for that
>>34670987Kek, apparently she’s not as hot as she thought she was.
>>34670992Post ass and thighs
>>34670988>Top right
>>34670988>>34670999Seriously? I thought she was a college student
what is the iq of the average atoga
>>34670984I have a face for radio, so I post vocaroos when I want to fish for compliments
>>34671000Everything she does in this thread is a larp. She intentionally threw the game because "I'm just a dumb silly girl, tee-hee" is one of her masturbatory fantasies.
>>34671000I think she's just havin' a little fun, we all know tic tac toe isn't a real game. It's not like doing the single move that can draw would have been more fun.>>34671001gg kittenposter.
>>34671002100
>>34671002i am the smartest person here and my iq is 90
I saw an athletic hot woman at my work today, probably 2'10 and waist couldn't be more than 28 inches
>>34671002Around the time I first started using /atoga/, there was some IQ thing going around here and I got 150 on it, but online tests are pretty shit.
How do the opposite genders listen to music? Do they put on albums, make playlists or just let the algorithm queue up music for them?Are they listening to anything right now?Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spNnb1_Yrvg
>>34671011She... was 2 foot 10?Was she a 5 year old?
>>34671002I was tested for gifted and talented as a kid and I think that's like 130 or so. It's possible I got dumber tho
>>34671013For making this post, I deem you Facebook tier retarded.>B-b-but I don't put total faith in it!You wouldn't be posting this if you were smart enough to not put any faith in it.
>>34671011>2'10" coworkerhow's life in the shire these days?
The new cyberpunk girl is a babe.
>>34671011>>34671018I meant 5'10, fat fingered
>>34671009I'm smarter than you, my doctor says I'm in the 10th percentile. That's like the top ten!
>>34671022You'd probably be around 100-110 just because of your line of study no? Are you just fishin for replies
>>34671023i have a high school diploma faggot, i even rode to school in a smaller bus exclusive for kids like me
Atogans: too smart to get along with normal men, cocks to big to fit in normal womenAnd in the back of our minds we suspected it all along. But it had to be left unsaid
Why don’t I get horny anymore?
>>34671025It's road to school, you dumbass! The bus drives on the road!
>>34671024>just because of your line of study no?yeah i guess my academic position implies im smart but i dont feel smart compared to my classmates>Are you just fishin for repliesnot rly but i am having a conversation
>>34671017It's just something all of /atoga/ was doing, apparently around September of 2024. I don't quite remember how everybody stacked up.
Have you ever frotted with another man before?
131 clinically tested>6’1”>White>30>dark blue eyes>brown hair, tidy, not balding>I would rate my exes as 8, 7, 7>athletic body>I take steroids (1/2.5/3/3.5)>I care about dressing well but alternative>I prefer being clean shaven or a few days of stubble>barritone-bass voice>stable white collar job, make ~100K a year>currently live with housemates but saving for a house>have my own car, paid off>3 long term girlfriends, 1 year, 3 years and 6 years from 16-30>very dominant and aggressive in sex>My dick is 6.7” length, 6” girth (99.5th percentile girth)>I don’t have friends (zero)>I don’t hate people but I find they just get in my way rather than add anything>If I am dating you, you are my only social outlet and I will take great interest in you>I have been told I come off as very confident/assertive despite being a very anxious/depressive person and I think it’s just my autism>clinically online tested IQ of 131, proof posted earlier in the thread> I talk to my mother once a month, other family on special occasions. So family doesn’t have a lot of value to me>I do want kids, I really want a daughter>I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I don’t mind if you do as long as you don’t hurt yourself (I.e no habitual or high risk)>I had 3 homosexual encounters from 19-22 (I’m fully aware of my heterosexuality now)>I enjoy drawing, reading non-fiction (I am currently plowing through an archaeologically annotated version of the Bible), learning Japanese, I attend weekly singing lessons>Most of all I enjoy learning about new things and am very curious>Politically I am not a progressive or conservative, AI labels me a “paternalistic ethnocentric nationalist”>I am not religious. I like mainline Christians, dislike Muslims.>I think abortion should be legal up to 20 weeks>I am medicated for anxiety and depression
>>34671030>but i dont feel smart compared to my classmatesCould be because they're 120 and up, but not being the smartest person in the room isn't the end of the world and doesn't make one particularly less useful
Ive not taken any tests but im willing to guess that if i did i would test very high on logic and reasoning based intelligence and very bad on social and emotion intelligence
>>34671021
Men with deep voices.......
>>34671044Literally me180lbs isn't pretty at 5'7
>>34671045I have a baritone voice but a deep morning voice
>>34671044Wow I'm hungry for potatoes now.
>>34671028What changed in your life recently
found ithttps://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/post gender and results
>>34671045I'm squeaky. No woman will ever want a squeaky man...
I imagine in my future after my wife has had like 3 kids I'll buy her a bunch of pencil skirts and button downs so her big milf ass and tits can show in them. Love the sexy secretary look
>>34671061
Does SSBBW stand for super saiyan big beautiful woman
>>34671064Nah, I'm imagining more of a 5'5 150lb look
Garter belts with stockings and heels are the sexiest lingerie.
Aubrey Plaza is so cute
moids r stoopid
I hope it’s quiet in here because you’re all taking your iq tests I’m not trying to be the only one posting results
>>34671074agreed
>>34671077I don't care about IQ
>>34671072
>>34671075I'm actually a brain genious
What's the best deepthroat porn scene of all time? Other than that one Annette Schwarz one with that poor other girl.
>>34671077I'll take the test if the thread is still up tomorrow. I'm smoking reefer and actively lowering my IQ rn
>use AI to see how my sister would have looked>she's attractive as hellwtf
Europe is a shitty wasteland
>>34671041I tend tot hang out with the honors math kids at my school as of late, they make me feel really insecure because they are pure math and on track for PhDs and im applied math and just want a masters. All the professors at my school went to like princeton and MIT so are super elitiest whenever they learn that i went to community college before transferring to university. Doesnt help im usually the only girl in the rooms, the boys dont talk to me until i display some knowledge or skills that they dont have. But i feel stupid because most of my domain knowledge is happenstance from personal projects and research not actually advanced stuff like theirs. These kids take like algebraic topology and stuff by junior year it makes me feel so silly. And when i go hang out with the CS kids they never stop talking about their cool internships. My lab mate recently told me he got a co-op at AMD and my childhood friend is it Apple right now, like wtf why am i so stupid compared to all my classmates why was i let into this school or let me double major.>you are blocked for 10 minutes:(
>>34671086We're going to have to put people like you in camps
>>34671052A lot? And nothing at all
>>34671077please do even if you're the only one, I'm eager to see it!
>>34671091What is a lot
>>34671089Who is "we" and who is "you"?
>>34671054The part with the dots still fucks me up, and I don't understand how I lost so many points in spatial IQ but have the same 'full scale IQ'.
>>34671088Eh, I hear you but it's not a race. Most people look back on their early 20s and think they sucked lolYou won't have to be around snobs and elitists forever, especially not once you actually start working.I haven't been to grad school myself yet but I'd hope that your peers and instructors would be a little less insufferable there, also
>>34671096>Who is "we" Human beans>and who is "you"?Gooner cyborgs
>>34671098I’m dumbfounded if you’re actually intelligent. In a good way you don’t act like a fag about it
>>34671099im scared im not good enough for the masters programs i want to get into>NYU and GaTech mostly but i really want to try for Tsinghua as an international
>>34671100Kek I like that. Gooner cyborgs rise up
>>34671100I wasn't even going for the gooning aspect. I was just surprised my inexistant sister is attractive.
>>34671054I'm sorry. I'm retarded.
>>34670791This bitch is really fascinating. Gives very autistic analysis about the mind of a stripper and how it works on their end. It’s always uncomfortable and fascinating to hear about how a predator so to speak views you, her prey. Now she’s running around shitting on troons while calling herself an autoandrophile but I haven’t gotten to that part yet. she’s very logical and intellectually honest. Fills a void that doesn’t get satisfied when I try to ask the foids around here how they think.https://youtu.be/NtqgprTKycY?is=mioUKP6aC5rCHF_3
>>34671101Anon, people are going to think I samefagged to compliment myself...But really, considering I'm a college graduate stuck in a shitty food service job, I don't think I'm all that intelligent. I just scored high on an online test.
>>34671106You’re smarter than 6’16.7x799thpercentileanon at least
>>34671106the average falls between 85-115, so that's a very good score. good job anon!>>34671098also nicely done
>>34671109>>34671110My cope is that I've been stagnating and doing nothing with my life for years. I think I would have gotten a little higher back when I felt sharper.
>>34671110The average is literally 100
AtogaIf Swiss or Ohio moved to other places, would they keep their names or have to change them?
>>34671104Tell it to the judge screenfucker>>34671103Not death camps though, just labor camps. Good old fashioned labor camps
>>34671115100 is between 85-115. I bet you feel real stupid now
>>34671116Ohio anon is called Ohio cause he lives there? Why would he dox himself like that,
>>34671114That’s a studied thing I don’t consider it a cope at all. Chronic stress does it too. Although 130+ is nothing to scoff at
>>34671102desu I think you could get a master's at one of CUNY's schools if either of those plans fall through and still be happy with where you end up in five years, but Do You're Best kittenposter
>>34671117>Good old fashioned labor campsThey’ll be forced to make gpus and ram that they themselves can never use to goon.
>>34671086I did something similar and it gave me some smokin 30 something redhead milf when I'm in my early 20s and have brown hair. I don't know what it meant by that.
>>34671121>CUNYI think she's a bit too old for that
>>34671103>Detroit Become HumanLol I got dumped by a gf over this game once
>>34671125I would whip your corny ass offstage with a huge crook right now if I could anon
>>34671123I bet the state would endorse medicating them with free AI gf subscriptions. maybe they'd live in gated communities with robo-wives; everybody wins
>>34671126Story time
>>34671121I really dont know how competative programs are, i think ill have a GPA over 3.5 by the time i apply and teaching and internship expirience, already have research experience. I have a very good upwards curve. But I dont know what else to do to get into the selective programs. Good putnam score? Publications?
Men: how would you feel if a female friend of yours (with no sexual experience; the most that's ever happened to me is a guy kissed me without my consent) that you are attracted to told you she wasn't sure of her sexual orientation or how she feels about you physically, and expresses that she wants to try exploring by having you touch/kiss her "non-bikini" body parts like waist and thighs either through clothing or on bare skin? Would it ruin the relationship if she told you thank you but she doesn't want to progress physically? Would just asking ruin the relationship? I have reason to believe my friend a little bit in love with me which raises the stakes here dramatically. I really don't want to hurt or mess with his feelings if it turns out I can't/don't reciprocate.And yes I'm an adult. Well into adulthood actually, so it really sucks that I'm this far along and still this inexperienced and confused and out-of-touch with myself, but I know I shouldn't make that the cause of someone else's emotional damage either.
>>34671126lmao that's good stuff. Dare I ask which scene of David Cage's masterpiece made it happen
>>34671133Just jumping straight to physical exploration without even asking me out on a date first? Romance is dead.
>>34671120When I was 17 I got 137 on the online Mensa one. And idk how transferrable it is but it's something >Although 130+ is nothing to scoff atPerhaps but at the end of the day all that matters is how you use itNgl I'm a little afraid of these because I don't want it to tell me something I don't wanna see yknow
>>34671133Every guys doing it yes the relationship is gonna change but get on with your life neurotic fuck, next
>>34671133I think you're overthinking this and that you've posted this before
>>34671133The fact that you wrote this>a guy kissed me without my consentmeans i wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole
>>34671130>>34671135>part where Connor is trying to stop these two sexbots from beating him and his partner up>he has a gun, you can choose to shoot the one that is running at you or not>I chose to shoot because Connor has absolutely no reason not to>"omg how could you! they were in love you didn't have to shoot them :(">we talk about it, she doesn't get that Connor isn't omniscient and I don't want to play him like he is, she accuses me of being a secret republican (I've never even voted)>she blocks me on everything shortly after, no further explanation
State genderFavorite thread on /gif/
>>34671142lolll I guess you dodged a bullet at least. You really owe David tbqh
>>34671138Yeah that’s smart enough that you don’t ever need intellectual insecurities and can worry about other stupid shit lol. Good for you genuinely.
>>34671142I miss the good ole days when your gf would break up with you bc you couldn’t stop playing mw2.
State genderPost your favorite .gif on threadM
>>34671133>a guy kissed me without my consentHot
>>34671144Yeah. Has he made any new games lately? I haven't heard about him in years
>>34671133Don't ask this shit, just flirt back at him whenever he flirts with you (if he likes you) and let things escalate naturally and if you decide that you don't like it, start deflecting/pushing him away.
>>34671153I believe he's working on something Star Wars related rn
>>34671133I think if he likes you'd he'd be down
>>34671141A guy planted a tongue kiss on me out of nowhere, and he didn't go further when it was clear he misjudged the situation. Do you really think that's such an impossibility? I'm not saying he's bad or I'm traumatized by it. Shit happens. But that's also literally the most "sensual" kind of contact I've ever had with a man and it was years ago and that's an important piece of context.
>>34671143MLet's see.>beautiful tits is probably nice.>Cocksucking awakening would be nice if the framing weren't so gay>The AI threads have been pretty bad lately, and people have just been posting celeb posts in the main ai thread which I don't like. So not those.>Love clown girls in theory but not enough posts for it to be good yet.>multiple womenThat's the good ones right now.
>>34671143M, I like fight and criminal rekt threads. I don't use /gif/ much. YLYL used to be good once upon a time but last I checked they're all fligu gigu spam.>>34671149This is my wallpaper right now.
>>34671149This gif from the Chernobyl threads.
>>34671143Those high schoolers beating each others asses
>>34671106M, 27>mfw shit attention span
>>34671175Meant for >>34671054I'm also sleepy
>>34671154I'm thinking about being forward with him specifically because he's pretty passive. But it does feel strange and awkward nonetheless to invite him to go ahead and touch me with set boundaries.
>>34671183>invite him to go ahead and touch me with set boundaries.Sooo alluring
>>34671133>how would you feel if a female friend of yoursNot going to happen anyway. I keep a polite distance from any woman I'm not in a relationship with.For the sake of argument, though:> she wasn't sure of her sexual orientation NOPE >she wants to try exploringNOPEThis would be a really fast way of completely killing my interest.>I have reason to believe my friend a little bit in love with meHe's a dude and you're a young woman who presumably isn't deformed. If you're the same race, of course he's going to find you attractive. How much it'll affect him depends, but it's unlikely to be a positive for both of you.
>competative
>>34671183>But it does feel strange and awkward nonetheless to invite him to go ahead and touch me with set boundaries.Well, it should. If you think being forward with him is the only way things will happen that's fine but I think you should just say you'd like to try dating or something rather than this obscure "exploring my sexuality" kind of spiel
Love me a hip dip queen, but not for anything too serious
I am an awful shape rotator
>>34671209Want some practice
>>34671162>last I checked they're all fligu gigu spam.Are they still doing that in the big 26
>>34671211what
Fuck this test what the fuck are those dots
>>34671014FI have a playlist and I hit random.Right now: https://youtu.be/MKYnHV7Ks_s?is=4i7T8DS_sbqMly8U
>>34671217Is it bad that i looked at this and immediately thought "I could use this guy for cheap grunt work"
>>34671215I've got a shape you can take for a spin
>>34671221.. no.
>>34671221>77 iqYou’ll need a whip
>>34671226I'll be real though if he actually was 77 IQ I don't think he'd be able to solve the captchas
>he
>>34671014I use MusicBee and have playlists of full albums I like or for different moods, plus playlists of individual songs for stuff like driving, lifting, running, etc. I use Spotify with adblock for listening to stuff I don't have, then decide to either "borrow" or buy stuff that I like so I can have a rip of it. I've also got an iPod Classic I've been using since 2009 that's still going strong.
>>34671228I’m not fucking 77 iq im probably 115 the captchas are the same shit every time
>>34671217you need to read the challenge
>>34671232Also M, and right now I'm not listening to anything but I was just listening to Modest Mouse at the gym.
>>34671231Just because he has an iPhone doesn't mean he's a girl >>34671233Did you read the instructions or just take forever I'm genuinely baffled at how you got a clinical retard tier score
>>34671233Hypothetically, if you had a 77 iq, what would you score on an iq test?
>>34671238a guy would never voluntarily reveal a test result like this, not even anonymously - she's trying to do an aren't I so cute and dumb haha
>>34671239133 because it is twice as much
>>34671217My guy, you did better on the dots than rotating the shapes.
>>34671239I don’t have 77 iq faggo
How is guessing words that haven't been used in 200 years a measure for intelligence
>>34670951Yea unfortunately
>>34671244I did the shapes fast for better score maybe I missed some idk
>>34671246like what
Why do I randomly feel like crying during the day?
>>34671245>can’t into hypotheticalsYou not doing much to dissuade us from thinking you have a 77 iq…
>>34671249Don't remember
Women, how much of a cuckquean are you?
>>34671250>hormonal issues>lack of sleep>(prolonged) stress>depressionAny or all of the above
>>34671250victim complex final boss special move
>>34671250It’s the vagina
>>34671246You shouldn't be guessing at all. If you don't know what a word means, don't pick it. You get 1 point for getting a word right, 0 points for not picking a correct word, and -1 point for getting a word wrong.>>34671248There's no time component. They even say before taking the test that rushing through it will pretty much guarantee you do lousy.
>>34671252adds up >>346712530%
>>34671251do you mean intro hypothetical that’s a fucking word that hasn’t been used in 200 years for you>>34671260Dude whatever your gamble payed off better than mine like ok
>>34671260I know it is just dumb
>>34671260Reading the instructions requires a kindergarten-level intelligence, so…
There should be a shape rotating competition or speedrun
>>34671266there is, it's called life
>>34671262>payed
>>34671266There is, it's called Get Captcha
it might actually have an IQ of 77
>>34671268I hope you lose
>>34671270I don’t literally mean you made money gambling anon
>>34671273I'm not entirely unconvinced it's not a larp
>>34671266They already have that>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlf8fLs86-A
>>34671275lmfao
>>34670920World War I, why racism is actually good
>>34671277It needs to be 3d tetris is easy
>>34671275These are the people you're posting with fellas
>>34671276if so, it's a solid one, very coherent
is it true that being just a tiny bit gay males you good at sexoand that being bad at sex is the straightest thing you can do
>>34671253Not at all, I have to be involved
>>34671281>3d tetris
>>34671284yes but being bad at sex is a good thing, just how it's a good thing to be bad at scamming innocent people
I wish she would have sex with me but she has a bf
>>34671284why do faggots hate straight people so much? is it because you can't fuck us?
>>34671284Yeah as a gay man you will enjoy a gay partner more yea
>>34670920Buddhism. History, metaphysics, cultural mistranslations, philosophies, schisms, ethics, aesthetics. All of it.
>>34671291There’s this revolutionary new idea I have for you
>>34671292it's because they take great pride in their degeneracy, that's why they always try to find new ways to be even more degenerated
>>34671284There is no such thing as a "little gay". There is homosexuality and neurological health. There isn't a "spectrum". Nobody is less gay than another gay.
>>34671285Tbh if you are fine with another girl being involved at all you are like 10% cuck or something in my view. Even if you take the lead most of the time over her there'll still be moments where you'd be watching your bf's cock go in and out of another girl.
>>34671292i do not hate anyone and i am not gay
You know, sometime you catch a boy in the neighborhood or something. He got a little bit of um altism. You know, the tism they say it. And if you give him a little hammer, you know, they had a boy in our area, this boy named Wild Jacob. You know, he’d run around and pick berries and everything in the summer. And you know, when the berry bushes really started to flourish, you’d catch him out there with the blue, you know, the black dye on his hands picking berries and uh and eating them. That’s the problem. His mom gave him this little hat and he’s supposed to put the berries in there, but he would have just eat them immediately. And he get home and he dude have, you know, 120 berries in his stomach.One time his uncle, I remember, passed through town or something, gave him a little hammer, and I mean, I swear to God, we thought we had a damn woodpecker in the neighborhood for probably four years. But Wild Jacob would just get off in the woods and he’d find him a little tree or something, or a little, you know, area of hardness, maybe a fence board or a um or granite, and he would just hit it with that hammer.
>>34671300Serious question, where do they push the boundaries after they legalize pedophilia like they’ve been vying for? Some sort of transumanism hell?
>>34671308Animals
>>34671308ask the faggots that have already pushed the limits to transhuman hell, aka the celebs and rich people that get a power rush from impregnating little girls then force them to give birth in front of an audience, skin their own baby alive and then watch it being raped by the whole entourage there's no limits to how depraved and demonic they can get with their creative sexual freedom
>>34671315What the fuck bro I didn’t need to read that. I guess I asked though
>>34671317yeah you did ask
>>34671308Oh i went down a rabbit hole learning about the fetish to spread aids to unsuspecting victims.
>>34671315most sane /atoga/ poster
>>34671324know thy enemies
>>34671324Uh fag, what are your plans AFTER your current agenda is complete? What’s next for (you)
>>34671321They’re like legate lanius killing their own foot soldiers
>>34671329>if you dont post paragraph-long schizophrenic fantasies about babies being skinned and raped, you're gaymeds
>>34671304Sure, hot.
>>34671333Wasn’t my post
>>34671333those aren't fantasies, that's a summary from a transcript from police interrogations of victims of satanic ritual abusesadly there's no reason to make things like that up, they already exist
To menA beautiful 10,000 year old elf girl falls in love with youShe just has one flaw... she's had sex with around one million elf men during her very long lifeDo you accept her anyway?
>>34671341Would I date a hot (only listed positive) 1 million body whore? No.
>>34671341No, too big of an age gap.
>>34671334What do you like to do with other girls?
>>34671340>>>>satanic ritual abuseyou're american, so taking your meds is like half your culture. im not sure why tou seem so reluctant to do so
These open ended job interview questions about personal experiences are oneshotting my autistic brain. There's only sixteen of them and I've been at this shit for almost four hours. I still have two left.
>>34671341100 people each year is a lot.I managed 200+ over nine years and it’s considered excessive.
>>34671351you're one of them, aren't you? you'd have no reason to act like this isn't a real thing otherwise
>>34671356>delusions becoming paranoid nowhe's getting worse by the moment, my god
>>34671355Impressive, very nice>patrick Bateman seethe
>>34671352>These open ended job interview questions about personal experiences are oneshotting my autistic brain.Just as planned.
>>34671341>100 men a yearWhore
Who's the most beautiful fictional character you've come across last week? For me, it's Sandwitch Helsie
>>34670764:^)
To people who believe in reincarnation, what life are you on? I'm in the middle of my 8th. >1st: 1184-1232>2nd: March 1309-April 1309>3rd: 1363-1394>4th: 1485-1597>5th: 1611-1671>6th: 1703-1797>7th: 1873-1952>8th: 2005-????
>>34671364I'm an adult. I don't watch cartoons or anime.
>>34671368>fictional only means cartoon
>>34671368This. Stop watching animated drawings and get a real fucking hobby, loser.
>>34671369Or video-games. You need to grow up.
>>34671374what grown up activities do you recommend to get started with anon
>>34671369Yeah. He really told on himself, lmao. Tryhards like him are often just coping for their lack of actual maturity.
>>34671351pretty sure that is swiss and yes she is off her meds
>>34671377What is mature about >>34671364>tryhardI'm a tryhard because I'm an adult not doing things meant for children? You are funny.
>>34671384No, because you think that's worth bragging about lolMedia consumption is pretty far down the list of things that contribute to maturity
>>34671374>fictional only means cartoons or video gamesYou thought Walter White was a real person?
>>34671387He's not but Bryan Cranston is, which doesn't seem to be the kind of answer anon was looking for.
>>34671386I wasn't bragging. You are very sensitive.
>>34671384>im a big boy i eat all my vegetables and dont have time for dumb baby kid stuff!!!autism
>>34671390>i haven’t fixated on a single female character to be attracted to in the last weekSo autistic…
>>34671389You care too much about media, whatever you're doing. Try getting that stick out of your butt. I'm not even into cartoons but I don't consider it a yardstick to judge anyone by.
>>34671392>mistakes the criticism of attitude as criticism of the sentiment itselfautism
>>34671367Maybe 2nd. I imagine that my wife left me when I got drafted to fight in WW2 and I perished.
>Describe a situation where you received criticism you didn't agree with. How did you take it, and what did you do about it?
>>34671398Tell them you started screaming slurs
>>34671398This one time i used greentext for no reason and an anon called me out for it. I cried and went back to watching spongebob.
>>34671398just ask chatGPT to make up some bullshit for you that makes you look good
>>34671398I was accused of being trans which I am but I wanted free attention so it’s important that I’m not perceived that way. So I coped about it endlessly and let people lolcow me inadvertently. Now I have a kf thread. This did not happen here I know there’s stuff or whatever similar >>34671401I got called out for greentexting on YouTube once
I'd put a dog collar on you if we were dating yk
>>34669987Girls how would you feel if a guy you were dating had bottles of perfume given to him by his past crushes?Would you be mad if he tried to get you to wear it? If I wanted to get a girl to wear one of these scents what's the best way to go about it? Just randomly try to give it as a gift and say I thought it smelt nice at the shop?
>>34671412is he a faggot or something? why would someone give him women's perfume or why would he want me to wear men's perfume? either way, he's a fucking creep and needs to be publicly executed
>>34671417Dunno a friend/ex-boss I had a crush on for a bit gave me a bottle of her perfume. And a couple of past girls I've been with short term gave me theirs too.I have 4 bottles of women's perfume in my stash lol
>>34671422ew
Women love fags, thoughever.
>>34671425ok, go find one of those girls that say this then, see how you like it
>>34671425What does any of this shit mean
>>34671422Wash your fucking ass, bro.
>>34671429She shot her shot and found out the guy likes dick even more than she does.
>>34671435Does she want me to act gay
>>34671429This, basically.
>>34671429Woman says women actually want a flamboyant gay guy that they can also fuck. Never listen to women.
>>34671348Most things
>>34671429https://youtu.be/XHlN4GghbBsThat, basically(It works to some extent)
>>34671437Men invented that saying. Are females incapable of coming up with anything original on their own?
Femanons, what are your interests?
>>34671450I'm currently teaching myself to tween, stupidly tedious but its fun to mess around with.
>>34671451Had to google that very cool
manlet son or hiplet daughter
>>34671451What is tweening?
>>34671459it's when people in their twenties are tweaking
>>34671459like animation without actually animating, but instead editing the art piece by cropping and making each individual section move on its own
>>34671466>like animation without actually animatingLike AI prompting?
>>34671469no not at all, think more of like how vtuber avatars work, tweening is like a super dumbed down kiddie version of that
>>34671471Got it
there's no decent place to stand in a massacre
>>34671481The guy holding the camera
>>34669987Girls, how often do you date/meet new people a year with the purpose of dating/hooking upIt a girl seems to be frequently meeting new people via apps is that a good sign she is hooking up casually with a chunk of them too?
>>34671485not even a little bit
>>34671486never
Women thoughts on a kiss on the cheek
Girls would you consider it cringe for a man to be very into sewing? I have a smallish apartment and a large section of it is set up as a sewing studio with an industrial machine, fabric storage, etc. I make clothes, bags and outdoor gear for myself.
>>34671494no, that's extremely based
>>34671450Dancing, video games, clothes and makeup.
>>34671497moidish moid hands oily from fast food grease and minoxidil
>>34671500Don’t be a bitch-boy
>>34671502you're the bitch boy here
>>34671486>>It a girl seems to be frequently meeting new people via apps is that a good sign she isWhat other purpose could there be if she's meeting the opposite gender and she is heterosexual? Men on apps are basically products, but free. Women are the beneficiaries.
Women will you do the needful or be redeemed
>>34671512no
>>34671512Kek
>>34671367Reincarnation doesn’t work like that. You get one life in this universe until it ends. Then you MIGHT get another in the next universe (1) until it ends. So on, so forthAlso you previous self was a huge pussy for somehow not dying in World War I, the communist revolution, or World War II
Women is it a red flag if he's nice to you
>>34671575do you not get tired of your own repetitive bullshit?
Women is it a red flag if he's repetitive
>>34671584depends on what he repeats, if he repeats bad things then yes, huge red flag
men would you tung tung sahura
>>34671586Wouldn't it be funny if it was just you and me here. Wouldn't that be crazy.
>>34670791Sandwiches and video games.
>>34671586I feel like I’d like a girl who just repeats shit like a parrot. Nta
>>34671589deeply terrifying but possibly true
Men here’s some advice for getting and keeping women1. Be attractive. Do not ever believe the cope. If you’re facially ugly, get surgery. If you’re fat or skinny, get muscles. If you’re bald, get a wig, unironically.2. Lead an interesting life. Women like slotting themselves into a man’s life and she gets taken for the ride. What this looks like is not asking women on a date to a nice restaurant, it’s “Hey I needed someone to go with me to this restaurant I want to try”3. Get money. There’s no way around this. Develop skills. Work fucking hard. Flaunt your money generously to her and the people she cares about but do not look for opportunities, allow her to present those opportunities to you. Dont just give her cash this will make her feel like a prostitute, wait for her to comment about something she wants but can’t afford and then buy it for her. This shows your generous and listen.
>test says it should take 1-2 hours>spent nineWhat a slog. I almost don't even care if I get this job anymore.
>>34671591I feel like it would greatly depend on what she repeats imagine her reciting your incognito browser history at the table at your mom's birthday
>>34671595You already failed.
>>34671597Everyone told me it takes way longer than it says it will, I just underestimated how much.
>>34671594That sounds like a lot of work
>>34671596I’ve brought home a girl who gave my parents random mushrooms so it’s probably ok
>>34671600careful what you ask for
I think I found my ex in a youtube video about a video game. It's the only video on her channel, a tutorial for something in the game.It sounds so much like her, weird.Should I say anything?
>>34671594I had a guy like that and I dumped him because he mostly added chores to my life
>>34671630no
>>34671494no thats not cringe, I think thats pretty cool actually
>have date planned with girl >she cancels >agree to try another time she has indicated she wants to stay in touch, but I'm not free for two weeks at least. Is it unreasonable to just say in nicer terms "just get in touch when you're free" It's harsh to say but 90% of these interactions don't go anywhere and I would rather just get to know her if we actually go out.
>>34671588enthusiastically.
>>34671594I never had to do any of this
>>34671491Do you mean my face?
>>34671491I love kissing my friends most everywhere but their lips and genitals. Men are even cuter so I wish it were socially acceptable to kiss them too but they'd probably make it sexual or hate me for it
>>34671650Kissing friends' necks is weird.
>>34671594Instead of a guy being comfortable with himself, doing his best and work to keep a life that he wants? Why do dumb guys like you want to add work to my life.
>>34671584Only if it’s bad habits.
>>34671655they'd do anything but just be decent men to try and get pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJj5F9FmuQ>Teen Kills Stepdad for Uncovering His Sick SecretThis is the main reason why I'd never ever want to be a step parent. You never know how fucked up the child is and all the things that happened to it before you got into their life.Doesn't need to lead to death, but just fucked up shit and a waste of time in general.
>>34671594Chores are already a given at work and in the day-to-day life. I'm not adding more for the benefit of some entitled woman who constantly looks for reasons to dump and change her partners, and to cheat on them.
>>34671660Tldw
>>34671660as if your own father wouldn't be appalled if he found out all your secrets
>>34671657I went on one date with a body builder once. Turns out if you spend most of your time in a gym with gymbro’s you gain no social skills or life experience.
State sexWhat do you think about using sex or your sex appeall to further your career or get chances?
>>34671671Don’t you ever disrespect any man who’s reached the rank of bodybuilder ever fucking again you ugly cunt. The worst bodybuilder of all time had greater wisdom, experience, strength, and tenacity than the strongest fucking brown eyed shitty femcel. You were clearly filtered and no I won’t reply to your cope response.
>>34671671Yet you still fucked him lol
>>34671676F, you'll eventually get what you deserve if you do that.
>>34671677kek, the steroidcel is triggered af again
>>34671676MIt's a great strategy that works extremely well for women.
>>34671681It’s like the mask speaking to me at night. Begging for me to put it on.
>>34671687is that so
Women do you find it funny how there are so many Greek myths about men dying from being retarded horndogs
>>34671692yes
Men, have you tried throwing yourself into a thorn bush naked to keep yourself from masturbating?
>>34671691Kek nice to see you again
>>34671698What’s your game here are you a guy
>>34671700I just heard it's rather effective.
>>34671676FI thought this only existed in porn but studies show that attractive men get promoted fast and hard even by male bosses. It's not the handsome guy's fault for certain, he probably doesn't even know it's his looks.
I love masturbing
HOTD Season 3 Episode 2 genuinely broke my heart. The show is still a mess overall, but the acting this season has been incredible.The scenes where Rhaenyra mourns the death of her eldest son completely destroyed me ;_;I immediately hugged my mom after this episode
>>34671702I’ll give it a shot
Precious foid
>>34671707Let me know how it goes.
>>34671699high five
Anon, you look like you know something. Spit it out.
>>34671715*Phtoo*It's mint flavoured I think there's still a little left. Enjoy.
Call Me Maybe is a disgusting song. She's openly saying how she wants Chad only.>all the other boys try to chase me but here's my number>you took your time with the call, I took no time with the fall, you gave me nothing at all
>>34671719No, you know what I want to hear. Say it.
>>34671720Exactly it's relatable to all the other girls. Perfectly crafted for appeal
>>34671722Kept you waiting, huh?
>>34671720What's the opposite of disgusting?>i let all the fat balding men use my holes>i wish high quality men didn't talk to me
>>34671728Beyonce is a good loyal woman who sings about loving 1 man only. And she forgave Jay Z for cheating. >>34671723Yeah, Taylor Swift is another disgusting hag.
>>34671706Off topic.
Anon goes on a date.https://youtube.com/shorts/qkppqrgQd7k
>>34671742With JH, it seems
I wanna give her a little kiss on the back of her neck
>>34671751Fuck you.
Women, is it an ick if a guy drinks whole milk
>>34671751*JH in 28 years and six months
>>34671757I wonder if this is the real one or a trained on her basic bitch responses bot?
>>34671761no?
>>34671763The real one and apparently she managed to get morning sex today.
>>34671761I dont use any diary products and bitches love me
>diary products
>>34671774dont be so mean it was a fucking typo
>>34671775you're a fucking hypo
>the only femanons on are jh and Swiss I hate mornings
>>34671779Yeah, I also miss BV and kittenposter.
>>34671781Yeah no, fuck off with that shit, simpoid
>DUDE ECELEBS XDDDDDD>THEY HAVE A VAYJINA SO I MUST SIMPholy fuck, kill yourself ASAP
>>34671783Nta, no simp would ever say that. Bv had a melty yesterday and has been off since tho. I wonder when shelll be back
>>34671787What did she have a melty over?
>>34671786*They* don’t have a vagina, actually.
>>34671783Pretty sure that was sarcasm big man
>>34671792that somehow makes it even more pathetic
>>34671793What do you know small man?
>>34671771>diary productsMaybe milk would help you be a bit more intelligent.
>>34671790I called her a c**** aban***** and she samefagged a bunch and then deleted a lot of replies. She was calling everyone Indian. I knew it bugged her because it’s the only thing she won’t respond to but this time she snapped. Look around 20 hours ago you’ll find it
>>34671761i have no preference about what kind of milk a guy drinks
>>34671804a what?
>>34671779JH can stay, even if I don't find her sex talk interestingSwiss never adds anything to any discussion though>>34671781These are both just shit.
The best ones are the anonymous ones
>>34671806Child abandoner
>>34671810ah, I saw that but I left before she came back and missed the melty it seems
>>34671809Stop vagueposting about your homosexual encounters
>>34671732What's the difference between wanting Chad only and wanting 1 cheating rapper only?
>>34671813The femanons you dumbass
>>34671763How do bots even post? The captcha is there.>>34671766>and apparently she managed to get morning sex todayHow could you possibly come to that conclusion?
>>34671819I can smell the cum stench on you through the screen.
>>34671821He came in a tissue because I had to go to work and the smell clings even after a shower.
is romance anime an accurate depiction of dating? i never experienced it but wanted to learn about it
>>34671823>the smell clings even after a shower.No, that's your imagination.
>>34671823Please spare me the details.
>>34671824its not.
>>34671824>is anime accurateNo.
>>34671825Well I'd rather go to work without worrying, even needlessly.>>34671826YOU brought the topic up.
>>34671830Give that poor man a break.
>got a discount coupon for my next grocery shopping>look at anything I might need>don't need much, plus the heat is making me not want to cook and eat much anywayThis is oddly disappointing.
>>34671824God I hate autists
>>34671833Get some stuff for the pantry? Tuna? Pasta? Rice? Toilet paper? Body wash? The heck?
>>34671835do you hate yourself? because you must be highly autistic to fall for such blatant bait
my wife dabbed on me.
>>34671833when does it expire? could you wait until you have more use for it?
State genderWhat was the last stupid purchase you made?MBought a shirt for 100 bucks because it was on a 24% discount
Who is this unfunny retard? I have a guess
>>34671837>The heck?That's where I am at.I got canned tuna, pasta, rice, TP and body wash all en masse, since I bought those at the last big discounts. Same goes for things like toothpaste, deodorants, dishwasher tabs etc. stuff you don't need that often.>>34671841This week. It's a 20% off the entire purchase after all other discounts are applied.
>>34671839It's a real phenomenon though anime has been a death blow to their social skills
>>34671830plap
>>34671846Ok, so laundry detergent it is.
>>34671849You know what, that's actually a good idea, since that shit is never ever on sale.
>>34671847Thank god for the self inflicted gatekeeping, imagine how bad hentai sex men would be given the widespread complaints about porn sex men
>>34671843F, I bought this lil cloisonne fella but it was only one buck, so it could be worse.
>>34671852You're welcome.
>>34671855Post your hands.
>>34671859No thanks.
>>34671843Fi dont make stupid purchases B) ... (im too poor...)
>>34671862poor femanons make the bet plaps
>>34671843FI impulsively bought a $30 DLC I'd already completed because a 4channer asked for help with a boss. We played for 20 minutes and haven't spoken since.
>>34671871Poor foid thought she had a chance at love ;_;
>>34671871Erdtree?No wait, that shit is never on fucking sale and is still 40.
>>34671832Never. >>34671848It was actually very slow.
>>34671843F. I spent $200 on a dildo I'll never use.
>>34671882Do you display your dildo collecting in the shared bedroom or how does that work?
>>34671890I have three bins. In my room.
>>34671871>because a 4channer asked for help with a boss. We played for 20 minutes and haven't spoken since.Lel, that's usually a moid moment
>>34671890They've got a big Alaskan king and all 3 of them sleep in it at once.
>>34671892Three bins is crazy work.
>>34671895They're not stuffed to the brim. It's mostly for organizational purposes. I actually tossed a ton of toys and donated a ton of clothes when I moved out of my dad's house. I don't have much stuff in general anymore.
>>34671882But why?
>>34671899I saw "donated" before I read clothes and the hairs stood up on my neck
So sexuality is just a background noise?
Did anyone else think that Shakira was European because of her dyed blonde hair when they were little? No? Just me?
>>34671901I liked how it looked and I was emboldened by how much money I'm suddenly saving on household expenses.>>34671902That's really funny.
>>34671904Why is xe raising xir finger like a mullah or something?
are there any nice girls that you dont have to argue with every day to keep them emotionally entertained? or should i expect this from all of them?
>>34671906>let your gf live rent free so she can save money for the baby >she buys more dildos for her massive collection instead
>>34671905I didn't really understand race in general when I was little. I thought there was just white and not white.
>>34671904Is this what you really are, if you can go against it so easily, though?
>>34671904I wanna use an asexual girl like a toy
>>34671905>>34671910I just thought black and brown kids were yucky. And kids who sucked on the cuffs of their sleeves.
>>34671909I'm contributing most of my income to the household expenses and our savings. But it's not ALL my money, so it's still less than I was spending back with my dad.
>>34671913>I just thought black and brown kids were yuckyAnd that's why I grew up feeling judged in school.
>>34671911How is having sex against not feeling sexual attraction? Don't guys always brag about pumping women despite finding them undesirable?
>>34671916How? Did you have to pay rent and do all the chores and take care of your dad or what?
>>34671917Good.
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
>>34671923I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't none bet he wouldn't say that anymore, lol
>>34671921I spent my own money on our groceries, toiletries, cleaning supplies, etc. The only shit he paid for was stuff like professional house repairs, car repairs, the power bill, and taxes related to the property.
>>34671922Well jokes on you, I grew out of the insecurity and now I swung around to fetishizing our differences. So bite me.
>>34671927So you have been working full time for almost two decades and never had to pay any rent? You must be rich as fuck now. How much do you have saved?
>>34671933I worked part-time for most of my life, if you don't count cooking/cleaning/etc for a household as another unpaid, full-time job. I had a decent amount in my savings before I moved, though. I have always been very frugal.
Women, do you really prefer hunky male superheroes compared to female ones?
>>34671939Had? What happened to it?
>>34671944What are you, my banker?
>>34671946Maybe I should be, seeing as you spent your life savings on moving to an already furnished house where you could bring all your stuff you already had.
>This is why I gave up on monogamy and decided to just be a fuckdoll instead.>I hook up with women, make them cum a dozen times in one night, and then leave. I don't lie to them about what my intentions are. I make it perfectly clear that I'm here to fuck and make them cum and will not be their romantic partner. When I sense they're getting too attached, I drop them. I've been gifted demigod-tier sexual powers by fate and I use them to mindbreak women like your ex and leave them craving a sexual high they may never experience again.>The truest victory here my child, is to do as I do. Get good at sex, fuck her friends, and refuse to ever touch her again.read this advise elsewhereis this achievable/realistic/even real?state gender.
>>34671952I didn't spend it. I just got some help with doing something productive with the money instead of sitting on it.
>>34671913>I just thought black and brown kids were yucky.I didn't see any of them until I was already in high school. Closest thing to it was some Romanian gypsy or Russian (?) brown girl with hairy arms in the kindergarten. We made fun of her because of that. I now feel kinda bad about it looking back because she was very friendly and always smiling.
It sucks to catch strays in the hiplet discourse when I exclusively chase after men under 5'5" and am actively dating a little guy now. I also have dips but I'm doing my part. At least he's attracted to me, if I were entering the dating market now I'd be doomed since it's clearly short guys heading this?
>>34671957Did you send it to a nigerian prince that emailed you?
>>34671941i dont like any superheroes and i dont find any of the male superheroes attractive (the most attractive one imo is andrew garfield spiderman, but thats not something i feel very strongly about)I think i watched about 27 marvel movies because my ex was really into marvel, so i am extra sick of superhero movies in general at this point LOL
>>34671964Fuck you.
>>34671953I don't believe that giving people orgasms is an own even if you refuse to do it forever on demand
>>34671959just stop paying attention to this internet crap and live your life, seriously
>>34671970Thats not my question.
Women, did you know if you are even slightly chubby and have a FwB or situationship with a guy, they refer to you as a "slampig"? Like you are jmjuar a piece of meat.
State gender.Did you go see Supergirl this weekend? Why do you think this movie fucking fauled?
>>34671977Is being good at sex achievable? YesDid the scenario he's describing happen? No
>only 2 dates in 2026>both stop responding after first date>almost get 3rd date yesterday>was stupidly honest when she asked me if I used the app and told her about those dates>she said mhmm and left me on seennot gonna lie, it made me masturbate a lot to porn because I accepted my future as a 40 year old (new) virgin. Im 31.
>>34671959>>34671953get some new bait already
>>34671979The reviews were so bad that I decided to pass
>>34671979James Gunn did some interesting stuff but they should have said “that’s great now back to your regularly scheduled programming” it’s like every fucking week I see a new Gunn blockbuster and he’s supposed to be the goofy director that makes a goofy side movie that sits beside the more serious stuff. Turns out he was the only competent person in all of “superhero” so now every movie is a meta ironic deconstruction of the genre.
I have a weird stabbing pain in my back.Is a femanom using a voodoo doll on me?
>>34671979MNo. It doesn’t look that interesting 2bh. Plus women aren't watching this movie.
>>34672001i hope your back feels better soon <3
>>34671979My sister was a big fan of the cw show yet had no interest in seeing this
GenderName the new 007 movie
>>34672007Jane Bond: Ugh, Boys!
>>34672007f, I couldn't care less
>>34672007Diversityslopfuckmclesbiangenocidewhitemen: the only reason every character isn’t black is the Chinese market
Where can I meet shy or introverted girls?
>>34672024the strip club
>>34672007>007NiceAnyways I actually spent my weekend at work daydreaming about directing a new Bond franchise with a retrofuturistic 60's styleThey'll never go back to the 60s even though I'm not sure how Bond fits in the modern world
>>34669987Female friend/girl I'm interested in hung out with a tattoo artist who is supposedly one of her customers at her work. Smoked weed for the first time with him at his place. Had him over at hers a week later. And got tattooed by him on her thigh a few weeks later (her 2nd overall tattoo)They're fucking and I should just abandon ship shouldn't I lol
>>34672030you have real shit taste in women
>>34672007FLive, Die, Kill. That’s basically most of their titles anyway, right?
>>34672024“Introversion” is the minds way of coping with being worthless to others. So you can actually find these girls everywhere, but they’re not like movie ugly chicks. They’re utterly sexless and too dim to figure out captchas. You cannot imagine one( impossible) because your mind does not register them as memories. But you’re practically tripping over them I guarantee you.
>>34672030Yep. If they haven’t yet, they definitely will.
>>34672031Tbh this all came out of the blue. Thought she was a pretty clean cut dorky but pretty type girl. but out of the blue she got her first tattoo which kind of put me off, then suddenly got to hanging out with the tattoo artist and got her 2nd one done.
>>34672039>Thought she was a pretty clean cut dorky but pretty type girlyou poor bastard
>>34672039You could have saved her, and yourself in the process. Now you can only ever be an antihero at best.
>>34672043Yeah I know lol. Should I at least just try to get in on the action casually
>>34672039You might want to get a bit better at reading people next time.
>>34672046Yeah get a tattoo and let him fuck you as well. Wtf bro? Weird fag
I woke up very dizzy
>>34671904That is a very passive aggressive way of explaining asexuality.
>>34671978Yes
>>34669987So what is the modern expected dating practices these daysJust from talking to people I get the vibe that it goes something along the lines of finding "friends" off dating apps, which I guess means hooking up with people with no real strings attached then somehow turning those friend with benefits situations into a relationship?Is that really how it all plays out and that you are expected or shouldn't be surprised that a person you are seeing or meeting off an app or wherever you meet them is fucking other people while going on a date with you? And possibly hooking up with others before putting out for you?Is it really abnormal to just want to date or see one person at a time til you figure you're not really feeling it then going onto the next?
>>34672024You can't. Well, maybe you could find an ugly one, but the attractive girls are all taken by mid chads/high tier normies during college, and just kept at home as live-in side chicks because they're too down on themselves to ever actually rock the boat about how their 'boyfriend' is just out living a totally different life and only keeps her around for convenience since she won't leave.
>>34671904I think asexuality is made up
>>34672064That’s how it’s been for decades, long before apps. You hangout, fuck around, learn about each other and at some point you become gf/bf or walk away. Most people date one person at a time, if you don’t it’s expected that you tell them upfront.
>>34672064There is no cultural homogeneity anymore so while there’s a lot of that it’s not a clear picture of reality. You’ll meet a lot of those people if you’re not very selective but serial daters/ whatever are extremely obvious. I’d be surprised if 60% of people weren’t looking for actual connections in good faith. What matters is you can find what you’re looking for in that regard and you’ll be aware if someone deviates from it.
>>34671979M, nope.1. Superhero fatigue.2. We just got a Superman movie last year.3. Supergirl is a C-list hero.
Back from grocery shopping, saved 25€ from the coupon.Ended up getting a lot of nice stuff.I love having a full fridge.
>>34671843M, bought this for $200 with a bunch of controllers and accessories included. It's over $600 of value, but it's still objectively dumb that I bought something I can easily emulate.
I haven’t nutted in like 20 days but I’ve been jacking off. I’m gonna stop doing that now too because I feel like shit
I hate having my arms exposed
>>34672099Good job.
>>34672066Surely there are other places, I was recently in another country and at the airport and they seemed to be everywhere but I never see them in my day to day, where do they go?
>>34672099I wish you weren't suffering like that.
State genderHow are you celebrating handjob summer?
>>34672081NTA>serial daters/ whatever are extremely obviousHow? I'm always called a serial dater on atoga despite having never dated
>>34671979MHell no, see pic
>>34672099It's often a choice to be miserable.
>>34672114MChatbot centered around handjobs and only handjobs
>>34671979MCapeshit is usually of no interest to me.
How is it the patriarchy's fault boys are emotionally stunted if most childrearing is done by women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njy6WSIzDAEAnybody wanna dance with me?
>>34672105>>34672107Thx>>34672118True. These are physical symptoms but I definitely have the choice not to feel them. I have a crazy headache because my body expects a dopamine release around this time.
>>34672114F. I celebrated it this morning without even knowing.
>>34672098No, it’s really cool! I have one and Sonic is so good. Also check out Marble Madness, Ghost House, Outrun, Chase HQ, Solomon’s Key, Cloud Master, Wonder Boy and Bubble Bobble.Okay you did kinda waste your money, The Sonic games are really good though.
>>34672130No. Why would you post a video of a child and ask this question?
>>34672127Feminists are delusional about male biology and think that they can raise girls and boys the same way. Boys need lots of spankings and clear power hierarchies and domination to turn out law-abiding and god-fearing.
>>34672140It's not that I regret it, it just is kinda a dumb purchase. I'm happy to own it. 8-bit Sonic 1 is awesome though.
>>34672115In real life there’s no one that goes on a lot of dates that won’t volunteer that. Same with sex. The good thing about a shame free society is you don’t have to deal with liars in the same way. I found this when I used to date, the prudish 4chan perspective is so rare and strange that if you act kinda neutral people who want to impress you will not think to placate those sensibilities. I’ve had girls sheepishly tell me they’re virgin and I call them fucking losers and they agree with me. (Never took a virginity btw that’s evil)
>>34672127Men want to control women, and how they raise their children. Guys teach guys what a guy is. The same way you look at alpha dude streams and think that’s reality. Basically zero female input, and you wonder why you are incel
>>34672149Agree with this. Always act very non-judgemental or that you don't care and most will reveal what they are really like.Then it's up to you to decide what you want to do with that info. Whether it be dropping them as a serious dating option or just try to be another hook up
>>34672153I was raised by my mom, grandmom, and had mostly female teachers (didn't even have a guy teacher until 8th grade) so it was practically all female input except when my dad took me to work sites on the weekends
>>34672159same except my dad only ever talked to me to call me a faggot every now and then
>>34672106>I saw a bunch of introverted girls at the airportThey aren't introverted, they are just keeping to themselves because that's what everybody does at the airport. They're at the airport, unless it's to travel to an anime convention it's almost certainly to do non-introvert things. Most of the attractive ones are probably flying to dubai to have a fat saudi man shit in their mouth for 40 thousand dollars.
Female here Why do I have to pretend like I don’t care or ignore men for them to want to text me? I hate the push and pull, don’t chase, attract dynamics How do I even play the game correctly? Because I will text back right away then don’t get a response for hours but when im busy or sleeping I wake up to tons of messages How do I attract but not chase? And this is for strictly messaging and texting
>>34672127Women are often complicit in perpetuating the patriarchy. You have to stop thinking in terms like this. You're just doing the "well there's a black republican congressman, so america and republicans can't have racial issues" bit, which is retarded.Not to mention, Mothers are often the ones trying to get their boys to express emotions. It's suppressed by the male role models (the bad ones, there are some good ones, or have been in the past). For example just the other day I saw a clip of some dudebro manosphere guy telling the audience in no uncertain terms that that kind of stuff is retarded and that they only heard it from their mothers so they should ignore it.
>>34672170maybe talk to guys with the same schedule as you
>>34672172>Women are often complicit in perpetuating the patriarchy>I saw a clip of some dudebro manosphere guy
>>34672007MFirst Light
>>34672170The don’t do this but if you were going to here’s how is: compartmentalize and have guys you respond to freely who you don’t care about and get your social fix and then respond properly according to “the game” to guys you care about. It’s dirty but it’s an “authentic” way to reduce the amount of attention and importance you give to someone strategically. It’s very difficult to fake being aloof so don’t try.
>>34672142You are not mentally well.
femanons, are you doing your kegels?
>>34672179And here's a man literally named 'macho man' espousing anti-patriarchal messaging.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-VJl7UkB8Confusing, I know. You'll get it one day.
>>34672197no
First we're gonna beat em! Then we're gonna eat them!
>>34672197No. I'm already sore in that area, I couldn't possibly start flexing like that.
>>34672205How are you sore there?
>>34672197Speaking of that did you know men can benefit from that as well?
>>34672210I did not know that
>>34672206From giving a hand job this morning.
>>34672206Sex.
>>34672214That was the least strenuous part, actually.
>>34672210yeah, makes your orgasms stronger (this includes shooting cum further)
>>34672114I jerked off this morning to the best handjob video, but I didn't know it was handjob summer, that was just a coincidence.
>>34672223How many bacterial infections do you get a month from your pussy being sore constantly?
>>34672195>he asks strangers online to virtually dance with him to some kids' homemade videosA bit more well than you, probably. Even if you're just an autist, who has trouble understanding subtext.
barbell squats and deadlifts are kinda cool ngl
>>34672224This takes some practice too. You gotta hold it in, and then squeeze right at the same time you lose control on the involuntary pulse for maximum distance.
>>34672231Are you a girl?I agree, I just feel like most men already know this and wouldn't be posting about it.
>>34672235I already cum way too much I don't want to cum more (it has lead to some unfortunate accidents)
>>34672239It's not more cum, just shoots out more powerfully.
>>34672229I think the constant soreness actually inoculated me against other issues.But really, there's a difference between muscle soreness and friction soreness.
>>34672238I am a man
Why do manospherists tell women to marry and men not to marry?
>>34672114M virgin but handjobs seem like they would be more awkward than anything else
>>34672242Cool. I wish you luck on your lifting journey.
>>34672240yes, still wouldn't want more of that
>>34672241Friction soreness means there's micro tears, which increases the risk for infections a lot.
>>34672245>t. never had a gf in bed cuddling next to you and kissing you while jerking you offThat's probably implied by your 'virgin' comment. but just trust me, it's nice. You'll find out.
>>34672252I'm also cut so might help explain the discomfort
>>34672250Agreed. And friction soreness only happens to me when we spend way too much time having piv sex, or when I try to have sex without lube when I'm drier than normal. The muscle soreness is the one that I experience most often.
State gender. How do you cope with 9-5 for 30 years+ of life? I thought I’d get used to it but I didn’t. At first, just having money got me happy but nowadays I can’t stand it. Easy jobs are mind-numbly boring , and hard jobs are slave labor. I’m working hard on a side business though. I’d rather grind myself to dust at something I actually enjoy doing on my own terms then continue being a Wage slave.
>>34672258You said your pussy is sore though, not your thighs or other muscles you'd use during sex. Anyways.
>>34672254Fair, Idk what uncut handjobs are like.I imagine they're still okay with lube or spit, but I'm not trying to say that they're better than blowjobs or sex, just that they're also nice, and probably more chill for both parties than either of those.
I called in sick and have spent the day watching youtube videos of guys building aquariums.
>>34672261You ever been bottomed out in? It makes you pretty sore pretty quickly. It's from muscle stretch, not from how hard I worked my muscles. Maybe it deserves its own category of soreness.
why don't women really wear skirts anymore
>>34672260I think you just need to have a combination of life outside of work, and also not staying in jobs to the point where you hate them. You either need to find a way to enjoy your job at least some of the time, or be working on moving to something else.I feel you about money though. I felt so good about getting a pretty high paying job a couple of years ago, but since then I've stagnated and gotten lazy, and all my money goes into saving for a house I'll probably never be able to afford anyway, so despite banking tons of money, I don't feel like I can even use it for anything, and my life hasn't changed at all and the intuitive feeling is that I've literally been working for nothing for the past 4 years. That's not TRUE, it's just how it feels, so it's really hard to stay motivated at work now. I'm trying to push myself to be more proactive with doing interesting things but it's hard.
>>34672268If you say so.
>>34672268When that happens, do you like say "Oh God I'm full. Don't fucking move! Let me adjust to the cock!"
>>34672267I've been watching vids of firefighters. Man humans can be so badass.
>>34672275Do I just suck at explaining shit or is that not normal?>>34672278No, I mostly just say "ow".
>>34672280sweaty men
>>34672272The last couple of times I did it I got creeped on
>>34672282Shame on you. Can people do brave and selfless things without you having to sexualize it for one second?
>>34672284fucking coomers ruin everything
Not one of us is ready for what is coming our way.
>>34672272Nobody dresses well anymore, men or women. Shame.Most skirts are too short or too cheaply made, synthetic fabrics and overpriced. I've resorted to making my own and shopping online thrifts/resellers for vintage.
I love getting compliments from random people on the internet
>>34672281Doesn't seem notmal to me. I've been bottomed out countless times and I've never experienced this. Just soreness from stretching but sideways, not inside. Different bodies are build different I suppose.
>>34672290true, japan is scary
>>34672295Now I'm going to start catastrophizing that it's a symptom of something bad.
>>34672296very scary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9USxPiJzdv0
>>34672272i just wear jeans and t shirts always 2bh. sometimes i think i should try experimenting more and dressing better but idk anything about fashion so idrk where to start or what might look good on me. maybe i will look into it more sometime
Hungry but not sure what to have. Maybe jusy icecream
>>34672303their coach has so much aura
>>34672293Same
>>34672301Sorry. Maybe it is, idk. But I suppose if it was a tumor or so, it would have been detected by the yearly gyno checks, no?
Femanons, do you swallow?
Don't ever admit you are wrong even when you know you are and never never never never apologise.
>>34672310I'd hope so.
>>34672313How's that working out for you so far?
>>34672311Never.
>>34672316Fyi I am never wrong. This is just a tip for people that can be wrong.
>>34672319Ofc
>>34672321I should have mentioned this is a tip for men when talking to women. Because when a woman gets acknowledged that she is right you are wrong she will stab you with it any opportunity she gets.
>>34672311No
>>34672309it's addicting though
>>34672322Naturally
I love coffee
>>34672329Never had coffee. Never had beer or an energy drink tried coca cola once, a sip.
>>34672330they are good! I hate coca cola though and soda in general
>>34672333I also never smoked nicotine.
>>34672329I love coffee (euphemism for black women)
>>34672336I started last year, I regret it and I'm trying to quit >>34672339haha
>>34672339I love black women (euphemism for coffee)
>>34672347for me it's a euphemism for dark bitter women
>>34672346good luck quitting i hope you manage it :)
>>34672339I love putting cream in my coffee (impregnating my black sexpet while my wife watches)
>>34672359thanks anon! :)
cream or milk on coffee is disgusting
>>34672372Very JH coded
>>34672375I'm talking about actual coffee and cream NOT cummies you sick freak
>>34672280Sounds tite.The youtube guy made a fish tank without a filter that's full of real plants, including a strawberry plant. now I want a strawberry plant fish tank full of tiny skrimps and fish too
I used to get offended by this video cliphttps://youtu.be/QFgcqB8-AxE
>>34672378Excuse me? I was just saying that non-whites typically can't handle lactose that well
>>34672385Strawberry plant in a fish tank? Never heard of that but it sounds cute.
I miss having a pet. Might get a fish
guys what is everyones favourite fish? i like small spotted catsharks, theyre cute
>>34672387I can't imagine a person being offended by this video. Everybody across the political spectrum should agree with it unless you're a zoomer who is just offended by the word 'retard'
>>34672398Get a pet rat.
>>34672401Wasn't the retarded that offended me it was him attacking democracy
>>34672389oh..y-yeah that's what I meant
>>34672398get a cat
>>34672404They live too short and I am not sure I would take care of it properly
>>34672398get a cat :3I love my cat
>>34672410>>34672413Can't get a cat in a rental I think. I would love the have that hairless one or the tall one with the huge ears.
>>34672414oh I would love to have a hairless cat, those are so cute
>>34672413what is your cat called?
>>34672416Lucky and I have another one named Jagi
>>34672413Post cat.
>>34672417aw cute, i also used to have a cat called lucky
>>34672413Show pussy
>>34672394It was a sight. He fed the shrimp one of the strawberries and ate one himselfAfter watching all this shit I think I am going to buy a bigass jar and put some shrimp and rocks and plants in it fuck it man
>>34672414If you're a good tenant, your landlord might let it fly if you ask. You never know
>>34672413I want to treat my gf like a cat.
>>34672421nice! I named the other one jagi because of the fist of the north star character
>>34672414>>34672415>hairless cat, those are so cuteWhy do you have to be so fucking weird on purpose...
>>34672431I've only been here a month and it says no pets allowed. I will wait a bit more before doing that thanks
>>34672433lol i used to have a cat called shadow who was named after the hedgehog
>>34672435Ah, yeah. If they do let you have one, don't be surprised if they yoink your security deposit over it regardless of how well you clean up after it
Should I go see Supergirl just to hit on fat chicks in cosppay?
>>34672437based!jagi is black btw he is kinda shy
>>34672437Did he also love Latinas?
>>34672440black cats are so cuteI miss having cats i definitely want to get cats again soon, theyre the best
>>34672442what is this meme about shadow liking latinas? where did it come from?
>>34671742>breastmilk comes up again on /atoga/ videosActually I had a question- one of my friends recently gave birth and refuses to drink alcohol while breastfeeding her child, meanwhile I was at another friend's house and her daughter was literally breastfeeding her daughter while drinking wine. Does breastmilk absorb alcohol or not?
>>34672448official lore
>>34672398I've been thinking about getting an aquarium for a few years now, but that was when I still had a really good income.A cat would be great too, though my place might be a bit too small for most cats.It's also hot af despite my AC...
>>34672450It does. Some moms are just more careful than others.
what I wouldn't do for a short asian girl
>>34672454Would you stop watching anime?
>>34672452I personally enjoy the heat and it does nothing to me. Most likely because my brain power is so weak that the heat does nothing to slow it down.
>>34672455yeah, I would stop drinking coffee
>>34672451what? where does it say that?
Both genders post example of the gender you're attracted to, and the upper limit of how muscly you think they should be.
>>34672454Would you approach and talk to one?
>>34672450It's encouraged to avoid drinking while pregnant but there is apparently an acceptable limitAs long as she had a glass of wine and waited 2 hours to feed she should be fine
>>34672463ok, let's be realistic here
>>34672454Would you move to an East or Southeast Asian country?>>34672465Well how do you think you'd be able to meet her otherwise?
>>34672465Haha
>>34672462MI don't mind girls with a little muscle but ngl I much prefer women much more filled out
>>34672467I may be going to China in september for a year
>>34672454This but girls with big booba
need a flat chested gf in my life
I was going to post about not liking women with large breasts due to the back pain they experience.
>>34672459lulWhat does that mean? Do you have CFS?
>>34672462MI just like in shape women but I'm an actual powerlifter so I like muscly girls. A girl like Marilyn Amber is ideal, even if she's probably not ideal.webm unrelated but something I like
>>34672475You could have one if everybody wasn't so fat, but it's a rarity now.
>>34672481I'm glad marilyn amber is back. I like her autism vibes.
>>34672481looks like she will peg me
Femanon, do you think your mom would be besties with you when she was your age?
Is there literally anything in this entire world that is better than burying your face in sweaty hairy unwashed NEET girl pussy? Like as a man, surely that is the peak, right?
>>34672481The bodybuilder girl I originally posted is done bodybuilding and back into like powerlifter mode, you might like her more nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2-vhoMPe0c
>>34672492Fuck no.
>>34672492probably, my mum is chill
>>34672462MI'm an architect
>>34672508Why not?
>>34672510>mumAre you an English Rose, or a C*nadian
How tf do I keep texting a girl after we had already fucked? Like what do we even talk about? I don't even know where this situationship is going
>>34672514im English lol
>>34672516Good
>>34672481>even if she's probably not nattyDamn I ate my own post>>34672502she's pretty, but ngl I don't like her fang shit or her vocal fry
what does it mean when a man invites another man for coffee at midnight?
>>34672523He's probably literal moments away from blowing his own head off.
>>34672492Yeah, definitely.
>>34672462M
>>34672481 WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat
>>34672527this
I just ate 4 kiwis.I always liked kiwis, but these yellow/golden ones are so damn good.Give them a try if they have them in your area.
>>34672512She's an awful person and I'd assume she always was.
>>34672523He's about to ask you to help him commit a murder or possibly a jewel heist. Time will tell
>>34672527ok but I don't know the guy, we were both trying to get a job and he started talking to me
>>34672523his soul is benighted
Am I the only one who really despises Latinas?
>>34672536Are you an awful person too?
>>34672540no
>>34672539This desu the man's soul is bedeviled or bewitched in some way and he needs anon's knightly assistance over night coffee
>>34672492No, my mom was a Stacy. She'd probably make fun of me.
>>34672535yeah, kiwis are great
>>34672538Oh, he wants to recruit you into the same door to door sales pyramid scheme he bought into.
>>34672462
>>34672540I mean, they are hot.But some are really fucked.
>>34672540I've mostly noticed Latinas and Latinos hating on Latinas irl and like nobody else aside form the occasional racist white boomer>>34672535Big kiwi fan here as well. Cut em in half, scoop out the guts, good eatin
Japan scored on BrazilImagine if they go out here that'd be so fucking funny
Femanons, I've tried on panties before and they would often ride up my asscrack and have to be readjusted every so often. Do you guys seriously walk around like that all day?
>>34672541I try my hardest not to be, at least.
I believe in iron fist homosexuality. I believe in gay fascism.
>>34672556that would be very sad
My fiance is very worried about his friend who does 40+ RC a day. He is afraid he lost his friend. What advice should I give him about this guy?
>>34672557Depends on the type of underwear, but yeh most of them will turn into buttfloss with enough physical activity.
>>34672545does she give you innocently cruel dating advice that only works if youre a stacy
>>34672558What's the most awful and what's the best things you ever did to/for others?>>34672563Nta but no.
I noticed a lot of people look at me now since I let my hair grow
>>34672564wtf is RC?
>>34672557My asscrack fucking hurts rn. I just wear them out of habit.
>>34672564Rails of Cocaine?
>>34672540Idk but what I can say is that after being surrounded by racist white men my entire life I don't know one they would turn a latina down
*sniffs femanon's used panties*
>>34672566Yeah. She is super cute and loves me, but considers me a failure and a weirdo.
>>34672557Why were you wearing panties, manon?
>>34672568losing to a manlet team is very sad
>>34672575>Huffs femanon's used panties>Vomits
>>34672579>vomitsit's called ejaculation :)
>>34672568That's difficult for me to judge. I've treated dying patients and actively chose not to donate to charity because I wanted more money for myself. Do those count?
>>34672577I was crossdressing because I have a feminization fetish
>>34672570Research Chemicals (synthetic drugs you can buy on Amazon sold as bathing salts or something).
>>34672585Oh he's a fucking retard. Okay.
>>34672576maybe it only skips one generation and your daughter can return to stacy status
>>34672585he is a looksmaxxer? doing peptides in his face?
>>34672583>treated dying patientsAs psrt of your job?>actively chose not to donate to charity because I wanted more money for myself.Would see that as neutral.
>>34672584Did you watch Pink Flamingos? Are you like the human traficker's employee.
>>34672575At this point I'd sell my used underwear for pocket change.
>>34672575Femanons have a diet of monster energy drinks, doordashed taco bell, and ramen. Their BO and grool probably smells terrible. If she ate lots of fruit then I would.
how would my mom react to me getting pegged and being degraded by a girl?
>>34672578Are you trying to say Brazilian men are tall? lol
>>34672557ive only had this problem with some of the underwear i wear even though theyre all the same shape/style or whatever. i dont really know what causes the difference
>>34672592they cant tell the difference anyway, its all marketing
>>34672590More like as part of my education.I think the issue is that objectively good and bad things aren't the same as good or bad things at the benefit/expense of individuals.
>>34672593women, is this true?
>>34672595no, I am saying the japanese are short
>>34672591>Did you watch Pink Flamingos?Never seen it, don't care for cringe drag queen stuff.
>>34672586Yep, his friend sounds like an obnoxious retard. I'm worried about my fiance because he is not distancing himself from that idiot enough. The guy is already fucking dead. At least braindead. And he keeps treating my fiance like shit when he is on that crap.
>>34672599no, I had cherry joghurt for breakfast, pasta, chicken and zucchini for lunch and maple joghurt and dates for dinnerI guess kinda, it wasn't my best day diet wise
>>34672599No. I stopped drinking energy drinks, and I eat whatever leftovers there are of the nice, complete meals I cook for others. Sometimes I just don't eat.
>>34672605GOD IMAGINE THE SMELL
>>34672607sus
>>34672588I hope not. If I have a daughter I really hope we can be weird together.
MenWhy are you like this?
>>34672593>>34672599tbhonest i only eat beige food and i only drink water
>>34672610because the japanese
>>34672593I have a diet of sweets (chocolate and ice cream), vegetables, meat (lots of bife) and coffee.
>>34672600Again, the Brazilians are actually the manlets.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height_by_country
>>34672610First of all. assuming true at all. The author is incredibly obviously a closeted homosexual.Second, I'm sure that the reason women don't like him has nothing to do with the fact that he's a fucking weirdo.
>>34672605Swiss always eating some stupid shit.
>>34672617are you watching the game? there is a guy shorter than messi. Somehow still winning the balls
State gender,How would your ideal partner be like?
>>34672612>beige foodwhat? why?
>>34672612>beige foodSo a bunch of processed carbs like bread and pasta? You probably got that candida pussy.
Aren't you excited?
>>34672623I don't watch football (failed as an argie). I hate sports that aren't swiming and I wouldn't watch people swim on tv
>>34672624MSmart rich beautiful tall
>>34672623And... again...https://www.givemesport.com/world-cup-teams-ranked-height-tallest-smallest-football-soccer/It's 181cm vs. 182cm.
>>34672612Does your pussy smell beige?Is it true if you drink lots of coffee your pussy is caffeinated?
>>34672624MBig boobaNot fatThat's about as far ahead as I've thought about it
>>34672632ok, stop talking to me I don't care. They still look shorter
>>34672629Nobody asked you, weirdo.
>>34672628this board needs one... but I have faith (now) since we see less and less of ENTJ, BV, and Korrobitch. BV is persistent b/c idiots keep orbiting her (yes, I realize the irony in my statement, but just this once).
Motorboatable pecs where
>>34672624Has some interests we shareCalm personality, relaxed and self-assuredLarge breasts
I want big boobs so bad. All men love big boobs. I bet my fiance is disappointed at my boobs. Can I naturally grow bigger boobs somehow that isn't getting pregnant or obese? I hate my tiny ass boobs.
>>34672645we love flatties here
>>34672637Y_Y (sorry). I just don't get why people like sports so much. Specially watching them. I should have sayed that instead hehe
>>34672640I'm working on it. Just let me finish my cut.I have the weirdest hair patten on my chest though where most of my hair is around my nipples on it.
>>34672624MGoth mommy bang maid
>>34672645Skinny bitch
>>34672645big boobs are trashy and out af
How do I quit being a boring person?
>>34672626im just a really picky eater and i cant deal with the texture/smell of a lot of foods
>>34672652reanimate your soul
>>34672636Absolute fucking retard. lmao
>>34672654Are you autistic? How does it feel to have the autism?
>>34672654ahh, yeah I'm the same texture in particular, it's a big deal breaker if something has a bad texture.
>>34672645no not really afaik.But hey, its more options than the dicklets have, I guess.
>>34672624MVisually like Elizabeth OlsenPersonality: Loyal, smart, caring... not a fussy eater.
>>34672647You should have just shut your fucking mouth, instead of spouting your opinion that nobody will ever care for.
>>34672652Just be like Goro Majima, copy everything he does.
>>34672652Start meeting as many people as you can and do stuff with them
>>34672652I have the same problem. I dunno. Probably its because of lack of social interaction. That's my theory. The more you interact the cooler you become.
>>34672624Fwhite guy with brown hair who is nice to me
>>34672645B cups are perfectly fine.
>>34672624MHonestly too inexperienced with women and other people to have an opinion like that
>>34672664People don’t like me because I’m boring. They’ve told me that to my face many times
watching sports is fucking gay
>>34672667Hi
>>34672662Anon. Don't hate me. I love you. I understand you. We are in peace.
Women thoughts on becoming a mother
>>34672671Don't be a pussy.
>>34672663BASED Majima enjoyer.
>>34672675My dream in life nonironically.
>>34672667What race are you?
>>34672661>Visually like Elizabeth OlsenShe is insanely hot in every single aspect.
>>34672645jesus is this how i sound when i whine about my dick
>>34672656shut up. It is manlet v manlet now
>>34672657i wouldnt be surprised if i was lol
>>34672624FLoves animalsFeministRomanticLoyalArtisticSensitiveBraveSmartPolite
I want a smaller dick :(
>>34672674You are obnoxious, worthless trash.>>34672683CORRECT FINALLY YOU GOT IT YOU MONG
>>34672624MA cute femanon who wants lots of babies and into free use
>>34672686>brave>sensitivelol
>>34672688wrong
>>34672673hiii!! how is your day going?
>>34672680what about you, Anon (if you answered the OP)?Visually, I mean (besides Elizabeth Olsen).
>>34672686literally me
>>34672689You sound like my fiance. I sure hope it isn't you.
I want a straighter dick ) |
>>34672679im white (not racist tho im just only attracted to white guys lol)
>>34672678Seems like a pretty easy dream to achieve. Go make it happen.
>>34672686
>>34672693I'm ok, recovering from a vaction I got back from recently so I'm just vibing. wbu?
>>34672695Literally this anon
>>34672688ntaYou are making me feel sad nonironically
>>34672694Didn't answer, can't be arsed to rn desu.
>people tell me I’m boring and avoid me>*asks how to stop being boring*>”just meet people. The more you interact the cooler you become”People don’t like me, I have extreme social fatigue and I have nothing to talk about
anons... anime is saving the world right this moment!!!
>>34672713modern anime fucking sucks I can't stand it
>>34672710I'm sorry I gave you that advice.
>>34672713I would love to meet this Anime person to give them a handshake and thank them personally.
>>34672703oo where did you go?my day is going pretty well too, just ate my dinner and im listening some music
state genderwhat do you predict will be your final words?
>>34672710easiest thing is to find like-minded people (hobby wise).Work from there. Basic stuff like "oh, I have that model, but i paint it xyz". or "yeah, I wanted to go see that, but I am also leaning towards abc".
>>34672716No problem, thanks for trying to help me
I wish she was real
>>34672715>>34672717
>>34672719“All my belongings are going to the state. Cunts”
>>34672720Yeah but that’s precisely the problem. I have no hobbies. I mean it when I say I’m boring
>>34672719uwaaa I'm cumming >_<
>>34672719F, pspspspsps
>>34672710being boring can mean anything
Foids, you are not owed a partner that will perform the physical labor you don't want to do.
>>34672701Is that a Snow Princess?
>>34672727You stink, femcel.
>>34672713thank you anon you made that goal for us
I think black hair sucks
>>34672696I have no fiancée so no :(
>>34672729I do find it funny when ugly girls copy the mannerisms of pretty girls pretending that it somehow makes them pretty by some sort of metaphysics.
>>34672727meow? :3
I wish I was there to comfort the cute Japanese girls
>>34672686>feministLol
>>34672736PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS
>>346727291m23 seconds when she could've just said "Man I wish I had someone to eat me out and maybe help with the dishes"
>>34672718Went to the mediterranean with my family. It was nice. Really hot though. Not gonna do something like that again until my finances recover.I had dinner a bit ago and now it's time to exercise
>>34672729Am I supposed to feel bad about this?
why does japan have a black goalkeeper ???????
I wish there was a cute Japanese comfort girl for me
>>34672739purrr :3
>>34672741You sound like a nice peacefull organized person. I like you.
>>34672743Because sports transcends race and nationality.
I wish I could comfort a flat chested woman
>>34672745you're going to chew my face off, aren't you?
>>34672686>tfw all of these>tfw also a perverted freak so it all doesnt matter and will die alone anywaygood game well played
>>34672743That's Suzuki Zion to you, 馬鹿外人
>>34669987State genderWhat makes someone worth being hated? What makes someone annoying?
>>34672746Thank you that's very sweet. I am a very simple man who enjoys a quiet life
>>34672749no... :3
>>34672751SUGOI nigga desu
>>34672751>Suzuki was born in Newark, New Jersey, United States, to a Ghanaian father and a Japanese mother>190 cmThe seed is strong...
>>34672751dont call me wai ren
>>34672741whoa thats so cool, id love to go there one day.where are you from?
>>34672686you idiots realize this is moid hands, right?
>>34672750Why are you a perverted freak? What makes someone a perverted freak?It's sad I decide on my perceptions of life from the questions I ask anons. You people influence me too much.
Jackpot
>>34672751kokujin desu
>>34672719M*pic related*
Education:Japan 10 x 0 BrazilSafety:Japan 10 x 0 BrazilAverage IQ score:Japan 10 x 0 BrazilHealthcare:Japan 10 x 0 BrazilJapan wins!
>>34672667I am starting to have some gray hair...
>>34672759I live in the Mediterranean. Don't come in the summer. I am dying of heat rn.
Ha ching
>>34672766cope
Monster, how should I feel?
>>34672760I’m an actual woman. Wtf sounds male in my post?
When she has a nice rack: rackpot!
>>34672766Both got a ton of pretty women.
>>34672761its juat a personal tag i believe about myself anon its not an objective metric
>>34672759The UK.Go with what that other anon said it was REALLY hot. I went out on a tour and spent the whole day outside dying the whole time.
>>34672771I dunno. I am caffeine resistent by now but at the beggining it gave me taquicardia and made me hyped. I dunno if its the same for the rest of you... Please don't drink more Monster anon. It's hard to quit and bad for you.
>>34672775USA has the most beautiful women of all countries
>>34672768xd noted, good luck surviving the rest of the summer!!>>34672767how old are you?
>>34672771What is that song even about?
>>34672778caffeine does nothing to me either, I don't find monster addictive though
>>34672777waittt im from the uk too....
>>34672780Getting close to 40.
>>34672776Yeah but I want to know if I am a perverted freak and I can't ask people irl hehe. Can you people explain?
>>34672783Bro...How are you dealing with the heat?
>>34672779Australia >>
>>34672781Some emo shit
>>34672787NOPE.mp3The accent alone is -100 points.
Women there's a big fly that got caught in a spider web here. Spider is winning.
>>34672786i was struggling with that heatwave 2bh, glad its back to normal weather now. i heard rumours that there might be another heatwave soon though.. i hope its not true o.o
>>34672793yehea booi
>>34672793Cute. My dad has a pet spider too. Her name is Ela. She is fat by now. My dad feeds her almost every day.
>>34672785if you're not certain of it by default, its not a problem you should worry about
>>34672797I guess...
>>34672763?
>>34672794Says it's gonna go back up to 30c next week so it looks like it's probably true.
State gender,Whats your ideal pet?
>>34672803A woman.
>>34672803catgirl
>>34672806Specify
>>34672772
>>34672803Femanon
>>34672795>>34672796I was trying to swat this motherfucker and then he flew into a corner and got stuck like an absolute idiot. Stopped moving a while ago.
>>34672808Well, they’re female
>>34672802noooooo that is like the worst news ive ever heard in my life </333>>34672803cat
>>34672811he gon get the succ
>>34672803I'll answer myself. Applehead chihuahua with long hair who is black :3
>>34672779Also the most undateable, for sure.
>>34672803MAppleheaded chihuahua long hair
>>34672803F, I always wanted a wild animal to randomly chose me. I'm still waiting, maybe one day.
>>34672809>carbots zerglingbased
>>34672813Yeah I hate the summer. Grit your teeth, it's not even July yet.
if this go to penalties it is so over
>>34672820Sing inside of a forest.The friends will come.Warning: only works as a 100% biological female.
so I did 4 push ups last night and now my pecs are sore
>>34672828I'll try that next time I'm in the forest.
I really liked her it's a shame
>>34672824i dont even own an electric fan xd it might be time to invest
>>34672830Make sure you wear a white linen dress with no shoes. Keep your hair down and make a daisy crown.
>>34672836I should probably take notes.
>>34672833I got a portable AC unit back in 2018 and it's served me wonderfully ever since
State sexWhat is the newest band you've found and what genre is it?
>short men get pulled straight into their girl's breasts when they hug>this is supposedly a biblical curse of unspeakable miserymanlets do not suffer idc
>>34672842DeafheavenBlackgaze
>>34672845manlets don't get hugs
horny...
>>34672852Where?
>>34672820This sounds like a great idea for a roleplay.
>>34672785do you have a lot of fetishes? do you get off to things that other people would think is offputting and gross? Are you willing to do sexual acts others might find bizarre? Thats sort of the general default template for it basically
>>34672841im jealous that sounds so good rn. my dad actually has ac, i need to go and visit him more this summer haha>>34672842f. bigod 20, EBM. this song is cool https://youtu.be/NJfS9O-OTTE
why do I get hard when I think about being praised? what is wrong with me? why am I such a sick freak?
qɒlᑫ
>>34672803After my narcissist dad got an extremely reactive cattle dog from a backyard breeder and didn't take care of it outside of giving it food and water then thrusting the responsibility onto me, I will say that I literally never want to own another pet ever again. I genuinely loved that dog, but he completely destroyed my mental health in the short time we had him.
If I had to pick between my wife and my sister it will always be the latter.
>>34672862damn that sucks
>>34672865Yeah I’d fuck my sister too
anime????????
>>34672867If you had a good sibling you would get it.
>>34672868Haven't watched it in over a five years. About the same time I haven't played league of legends.
Chat, are you a real boy?
Zion noooo
I will never understand why some men decide to go bald, do they not realize it looks bad?
>>34672872Yes I have a penis and everything.
>>34672872I'n a real MAN
>>34672872botboys 4lyfe
>>34672872I'm a good boy :3
>>34672872Don't makw me show uou my pubes
>>34672872Fuck off.
>>34672872Im more of a gonner girl, but its cool
>>34672874They wish to become their fathers. He fucked after all
>>34672868https://youtube.com/shorts/XBnSWIgCW40
h-hey, women ITT can I say something?
>>34672885no, zip it
You know what you did
ladies why do you vote for this?
>>34672887no, what did I do?
>>34672880Rude, much? I am the optimity of the sweetest lil cutie pie.
>>34672881Spelled gooner wrong, Retard
>>34672889Why they hell does this post have a (you) I don't remember posting >>34672887
>>34672892Looks like YOU don't know what you did
>>34672888Foids will see this and think "I need fewer means of defending myself!"
>>34672885i'll allow it
>>34672888Did he rape her
>YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Women settle for betabuxxers they aren't sexually attracted to. Nearly a quarter of women cheat, and it's even higher if you consider their monkey-branching tactic of breaking up and getting a new relationship a week later to be cheating. So with all of this being said, why is the idea of cuckolding in a relationship so completely repulsive to the vast majority of women? It literally makes no sense to me. It's like they want to turn normal good dudes into pussy-whipped doormats, but they aren't attracted to men like me who are willing to be pussy-whipped doormats for them outright.
>>34672888Is that Jonnie Somali?
>>34672904ok and?
Soidaska
>>34672904>Nearly a quarter of women cheatI'm not too sure about that anon
How and what do i talk to women if i'm broke and ugly?
I hope all our Venezuelan atogans are OK...
>>34672890You are the definition of insufferable.
>>34672914It's more like half
thoughts on men with long hair and self harm scars?
>>34672901nothing is real anymoreeverything is performative
>>34672909My question is, why? Why would they rather cheat on a normal dude and try to constantly hide it instead of just dating a cuck who lets them fuck around openly?
>>34672915They are usually all slaving away with women work, but I imagine you may have things in common if you frequent the same hobby groups. Start by inquiring about their day or an interest of theirs.
Netherlands v. Morocco is gonna be good
>>34672924Finally real people. This is life celebration joy despair anger
>>34672929It'll be Morocco playing itself.
I'm worried she's waiting in my dreams
Can the average woman be talked into exploring buttstuff or no?
>>34672926TS too hard mang
>>34672938Being a woman without many friends, I can only really comment on my own personal preferences but that is something I am fond of anyways.
Who up stroking they screen
>>34672949please stop typing like a melanin enriched person
>>34672904>Nearly a quarter of women cheatProbably drops a lot if you remove asian girls from the equation
>>34672949Not me.
What gender is more aptd to nap on the couch?
>>34672946Wanna be friends
>28.4% of women aged 25-29 in my country had >10 sexual partners in 2012.
I'm kind of like Patrick Bateman except I'm afraid of women
genderthe just and righteous greens or the violent, murderous, traitorous usurping blacks?
>>34672963The side that pays me more.
>>34672963buncha inbred bastards the lot of emi root for house baratheon
What do you do when you've edged your dick for so long that now it's sore and you can't masturbate anymore for awhile? I'm bored af. I'm jealous that women can just keep going forever ngl.
>>34672972Just wait a day or 2.
Is 30 an attractive age for a man?
>>34672974Only if you're hot
>>34672904They arent into cucking for the exact reasons you said, dumbass. They would need to explicitly get into relationships with the whipped, effeminate, sheepish beta males you just said they hated. The only thing cucking them would do is give the cuck sexual gratification. >then what do they do??They cheat. They get sex they like and the betabuxx they need.
>>34672963M, and fuck targshits. I don't even care who the other side is.
>>34672960I'm not like Bateman at all I'm just afraid of women
>>34672954Sure. I'm pretty laid back and boring. >>34672976Women find men attractive for an array of reasons. Hence the term unconventional.
>>34672963>violent, murderous, traitorous usurping blacksCool it with the racism
>>34672963I don’t like blacks, so greens
Atoga sucks now. This crowd is so boring
>>34672987I'm like Patrick Bateman in every way except the ones where he is successful.So I am a very effeminate, weak man living a life of utter mediocrity.
my arms look very feminine...
>violent, murderous, traitorous usurping malesFunny how these creatures always forget males commit essentially all violent crime. Just males. When you say this though the seething males become interested in identity politics all of a sudden, like nah it's just males and the XY gender.
>>34669987Femanon, have you tried anal?If so, did you enjoy it? Did it meet expectations?If not, why? Are you afraid? Are you not curious at all?
>>34672981>They cheat. They get sex they like and the betabuxx they need.You say that like it's easy. Cheating once or twice on tinder? Yes, but long term that isn't sustainable at all. I guess the strategy would be to just buy enough time from cheating and faking headaches to get out of sex until she can finally reap her divorce rape harvest and leave the betabuxxer, but that is risky and most won't get away it.
>>34672938I like sharting dingle berries
>>34672995Upper arms slimmer than your elbows? Know that feeling.
>>34672994Foid hands
>>34673000Sir Capita has entered the building.
>>34673000>Women suck at crime This is a flex how
>>34673000So let’s solve the violence problem by starting with the place it’s going to make the biggest impact. Can you tell me which group of men are committing the most violence per person?
>>34673000agreed
>>34672972I just can three times with diverse methods.Bored anon you can start an charity to help cats and dogs or volunteer in one.
>>34673000And women are more likely to kill their own children than men.What point are you making here? Nobody disputes the male crime rate, but you’re the only one who doesn’t like the solution because it doesn’t involve punishing men as a collective, just brown people
>>34673016She will now begin to dispute the brownoid crime rate, because she actually just really hates white men.
An charity
>>34673001It feels like you are pooping a massive poop backwards (it hurts). Not recommendable. Poor gays.
>>34673017I do find it funny>men are violent criminals>>okay but they’re mostly brown>those are racist crime statistics>>so which crime statistics are you using then?Crickets
>>34673018A asshole of evil -_- (typo).
I threw up and now I need to take all my medication again. It’s like 8 pills
>>34673000Jarvis, pull up the statistics of violent crime per race
>>34673027What meds
>>34673027I hope you get better anon.
>>34673000Thats lesbian excuses.
>>34673027I hope you get better anon
Blab
Womanizer anons... how does it feel to be evil?
>>34673039I'm a stonecold truecel
Looksmaxxing, but I still work a backend in a MNC in an office packed with boomers.
>>34672946Do you already do much buttstuff?
>>34673041I am proud of you anon. You are not like other evil fakecels itt.
im starting to cope with my small penis
Does a thick bush interfere with cunnilingus?
>>34673047Cope is life.
>>34673047Sizes are subjective. Your penis isn't small. Their vaginas are too massive and overfucked.
>>34673052>Their vaginas are too massive and overfucked.kek i'm stealing this
>>34673019is there blood? :0
>>34673049What the fuck is that Latin? I don't like having a bush cause its itchy and uncomfortable to goon.
>>34673054Nah, just sharts everywhere.
I’ve been doing gua sha and my jawline has improved.
>>34673019>poor gaysThey don't seem to mind
>>34673058unrelated but what about vaginal fisting?
>>34673049Fuck no it doesn't. That's the flavoring packet.
>>34673050yes exactly>>34673052i do not cope by bringing others down, that isn't solid enough to sustain your inner peace
>>34673050Coping is a lie. You don't cope. There is nothing to cope about. Your mindset is poop. That's the real issue. No one gives a fuck but you. It's not real. It's all in your head. And guess what? Your thoughts aren't real. Your perceptions say more about you than about the world. Your cock isn't small. Your brain is.
>>34673039If I cares I wouldn't do it
>>34673038Guh???
I'm gonna pretend she's with me right now
ntaI know a womanizer anon itt... Womanizer anonHow does it feel to be evil?
I wish I had a soul, but I don't
>>34673049my ex didnt have a preference on if i shaved or not
>>34673076Who? I'm tyred of cryptidposts for fucksake GIVE ME DETAILS
>>34673049It’s a non-starter.
>>34673086Do you know what a cryptid is?
Crypto-femanons
Femanons may actually be cryptids.
>>34673049wouldnt know, I'm never going down there
>>34673049Giving cunnilingus is what interferes with you getting cunnilingus. I'm not licking your cooch, not now not ever.
>>34673049Yeah, I hate getting hair in my mouth
Buying a queen size bed only to sleep alone for my entire life.At least my back is happy.
>>34673052You're thinking of the sphincter sweaty, vaginal muscles get stronger with frequent use
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