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I'm in love with a girl!
first for blonde huzz
i have a girlfriend, and i still want to kill myself
WOMEN, what's stopping you from going on in a T-shirt like this?
Where are the greens?
>>34686388NAG but none of them are ready to mingle
Hello girlies!Do you like collard greens?
People who aren't single will still mingle which is annoying
>>34686393What kind of seasoning did you use
>>34686398Ginger and smoked paprika
>>34686393That looks vile
Fear is the hand that pulls your strings
>>34686394haha stay madand single
>>34686416A useless toyPitiful plaything
>>34686417I will! I'm butthurt
Genders, do you have any family traditions or recipies you still keep?I'm making those brownies tonight.
Women thoughts on big blue eyes
>>34686432Not a fan
I need a pill that makes me get up and start doing the things I want to do
>>34686436Meth
Pretty female fans of Cape Verde.
>>34686439An island full of JHs.Add that to my travel itinerary!
>>34686393Would
Women thoughts on green eyes
Women, thoughts on living in an RV?
>>34686446Like for a road trip or a spare guest room?
I wish I could comfort the sad JH clones right now
>>34686370We have reached the final step in social evolution.Men are willing to pay women to talk to them.
>>34686441They keep showing this pretty woman with the huge afro. lolBut I think JH is darker.
GenderAre big asses beautiful?
Women when will God let me go
>>34686394I hate mingling, even when I had a gf>>34686425a few>>34686435nta but wtf>>34686459not really>>34686456only £10 a week lol?>Men are willing to pay women to talk to thembro could go down the pub and get a couple of pints for a tenner and watch the footy with some grills
>>34686388I'm not ready>>34686446Maybe
>>34686464How you been, qt?
who would win in a fight lego the joker or lego darth sidious
It’s joever
>>34686472What happened
>>34686473The good guys lost
>>34686421just use more lube next time
>>34686477Sorry democrat I don’t want my daughter getting tombstoned by a 6’4 agp at the track meet
>>34686477Is this a soccer thing
>>34686464>a fewIs it tea? Or like, what r you doin, QT?
Foids, what happens when you go into "slut mode"?
>>34686416Fear is he mind killer.
womenyou ever date a moid with serious insecurity about his dick? did he ever get over it? Was it actually a justified attitude given his situation?
>>34686471lego the joker because he isn't so seriousalso idk who darth sidious is>>34686472it's joenly just bejinning>>34686482lulznah not tea idk how to make that besides using teabag
>>34686486Yes, no, no.
>>34686486How big
So glad you could stay forever
>>34686489NTA but 6'5 I know I know. But its not *impressively* huge. Not somethign that downright shocks women when I release it.
>>34686486>you ever date a moid with serious insecurity about his dick?yes>did he ever get over it?no>Was it actually a justified attitude given his situation?if it was, we wouldn't have kept hooking up to begin with. but yes eventually he did
>>34686469I'm good thanks, how about you?my students have finally buggered off for the summer holidays today so hopefully I'll have a bit more downtime (tho I'm going on beach vaycay for a few wks)you been watching any football
>>34686487darth sidious is emporor palpatine but in this case hes in his lego form so his power is dampened
>>34686484I just have sex with every man who isn't you.Instantly.Like how santa delivers presents.
MenCan you handle seeing women without makeup, filters, lip fillers, and mascara
>>34686487Please don't say it's mental illness.
>>34686494>my studentsOh dear
>>34686491Nigga how is your dick 6 foot 5
>>34686489what do you mean? i'm asking about other peoples' experiences.
>>34686502i lold
>>34686502You didn't know that the Jolly Green Giant posts in /atoga/? Who do you think supplied Anon with his collard greens?
>>34686486>you ever date a moid with serious insecurity about his dick?Mhmdid he ever get over it?No.Was it actually a justified attitude given his situation?Also no.
>>346865025 is the girth. It’s technically 72” 5” apparently that’s not big for the hoes anymore
>>34686370Do wymen here watch Outlander and masturbate to the male lead?
>>34686502>he doesn't heightmog manlets entirely with his penisNGMI
>>34686509Nah
>>346865086"x5">>34686502
>>34686509Fuck off with your men in dresses shit
Katie Morgan retired from porn and has found a new nerdy Poker Pro boyfriend that is also now teaching her the game.How demoralizing must it be for moids that a chick that has taken so much fucking cock has no problem exiting that lifestyle and getting wifed up?
>>34686509No
>>34686512He’s 6’5 and didn’t mention his cock size genius
>>34686498As long as they are not Asian, yes.
>>34686498she looks normal, maybe a bit pale. could be lighting or could be vampirism
>>34686517honestly being 6'5 and still finding a way to whine about your body and cry about your penis is insane workif you turned these dudes into manlets they would combust just by stepping outside, zero mental toughness
>>34686498Emiru is extremely high in actual age to larp ratio tbf. At least poki acts 40
>>34686513it's a kilt>>34686511>>34686515why?
>>34686514Ew yeah.
Imagine waking up and unironically thinking of living in Windsor
>>34686494>I'm goodThat's unfortunate.
>>34686522No, you give me a reason to watch period bullshit.
>>34686524there's at LEAST 3 Windsors bro
>>34686522Why don't I watch a show I know very little about and never felt compelled to check out?
>>34686523>BlueValkyrie>this image
>>34686529He spontaneously combusted! Lol
>>34686498yes I'll survive>>34686499>Please don't say it's mental illnesslook in the mirror darling>>34686514>Katie Morganwho?she's cute tho>>34686500>Oh dearthat's not my nameI got great feedback this term actually and several gifts>>34686525haters gonna hate igtime to get my beauty sleep, byeee
>>34686530>>34686531?
>>34686526>MC is WW2 nurse transported back to the 18th century, where she falls in love with a Scottish chad>she joins a rebellion against the British monarch>first scene is female MC getting cunlingus>chad gets gay raped by the British soldier>female MC helps him recover from the rape
>>34686524they have a wicked castle tho and legolandI agree tho expensive and shit weather desuI remember when I was crazy I went to the hospital there a few times and it was boring
>>34686370I'm a 38 year old khv, straight, white male in the US.I've never felt like enough for a woman no matter what I accomplished. My reasoning is that if a woman can "get" me she can "get" a guy better than me, so why settle for me? I can't fathom a reason that a woman would love me for anything other than money (I'm not poor but not rich, I make $150k and can take care of myself), so I've always assumed (from the age of 13) that a woman would leave me for a better deal as soon as it would come along so it's pointless to even try to get a woman. Isn't that what women mean by shit like #selflove and #selfcare, only settling for perfecting in a man? I don't understand how any man who isn't at least independently wealthy can get women.For the women who read this: What makes a man "enough"? And for those of you in relationships with men who aren't independently wealthy, are you truly happy? Would you consider leaving your current man for a wealthier man if he expressed interest in you?
>>34686532I'm asking you to be nice and you're not answering the question, you nerfherder.
>>34686533I corrected my spelling before the other nazi arrived.
>>34686538>I'm asking you to be nice and you're not answering the questionearth to vk, are we even having the same conversation? confused much?I gtg tho so make it snappy pls
Is it true that rockstars don't need therapy
>>34686540WHAT TRADITIONS OR RECIPIESI'M GETTING TIRED GRANDPA
>>34686539For someone with zero sensitivity you sure are oddly sensitive sometimes
>>34686543Just beating them to the punch. Sometimes I don't do that.
>>34686534Womanslop
>>34686534also>later they travel to France>female MC has her pubes removed (this whole scene for some reason)>his Scottish husbands get himself imprisoned>and female MC convinces the king of France to pardon him in exchange for her sucking his cockThis is based on a novel by a female author, btw, so I guess all this strong female empowerment fantasy, I personally don't get it.
>>34686546So what’s the pitch again
>>34686497kekd>>34686498i absolutely hate makeup. it disgusts me, it can turn any women into a fugly hag. I have 0 understanding of why would anyone ever want it done to themselves or others.In general nearly all women are really damn attractive without it
Should I bother going to the gym? It's already well after 9pm.
>>34686538>nerfherderWtf you don't even like star wars
>>34686534>>34686546Why is this interesting to anyone else except mid women with nothing going on in their life and a historical fetish?
Plap
>>34686456Women can never be real fans of sport
>>34686498Most women do their makeup to impress women and most of the time end up looking like clowns or drag queens, so yeah if I can’t handle that I can handle, if not prefer no makeup
>>34686550Incorrect. I enjoy it a little bit.
There’s a non zero chance one of qt’s students could be in this thread
>>34686537>I can't fathom a reason that a woman would love me for anything other than moneyit's the 21st century anon, women can make their own money, just find someone with brains who isn't a gold digging ho>>34686542soz I was playingI don't want to give stuff away but some cool pies and desserts and stuffso you have a family brownie recipe? that's pretty cool>>34686541I mean a lot of them die young so ig they don't get round to it>>34686546all cases of agency and power that you see are given only to Claire as an exception and not to every other woman, I wouldn't call that a strong female empowerment fantasy at all
>>34686555List the ones you’ve seen in order of how good they are
>>34686556Gotta wait a decade in a half, pretty sure.
>>34686547>>34686551What part of cunnilingus do you not understand?Women love cunnilingus, but it is rarely depicted in media because it is controversial. So, the pitch of the show is that it has a lot of cunnilingus.
WomenWould you rather hang out with Jabba or Jar Jar?
>>34686560What, he’s dealing with elementary (primary) school kids?
>>34686559456123,rogue one, 789
>>34686562>>34686561Lot of subpar moid desperate for attention today huh
>>34686561I cannot take cunnilingus seriouslyhttps://youtu.be/KI-4f--Hlrs?si=nWM4of89-4iVBnEq
Women if I looked at you would you look back
>>34686549Please. I need to make a decision before it gets too late.
>>34686561>controversialNo it isn’t? Do you just say stuff and hope that no one calls you out for saying dumb bullshit?
>>34686558Claire is kinda boring character, she is always right and smarter than anyone else. It gets boring after a while.And Jamei is completely pussywhipped, I respect him for selling his son-in-law to slavery without telling anyone
>decade in a half
>>34686566nta but yeshi
>>34686566Shut up bitch
>>34686561Most men are terrible at it. Like not useful at all in the slightest. Whenever I see 'ooh lady being eaten out' on screen by not a woman I have to roll my eyes.
>>34686572That's your hypothesis, but the matter of fact is relatively uncommon
You are Spiritually Icelandic.
>>34686556they're too zoomer to use this shii, they're prolly on tiktok and instagram rn. they took the piss out of me for mentioning forums and messageboards kek. and it's nearly 2:30am, those morons should be asleep...>>34686563nah high school atm. just a TA currently>>34686574sounds like she needs to go back to school>>34686566*moids>>34686583I always liked Bjork
>>34686549No. Late night gym is worst. Early gym is best.
>>34686579Those people should watch pic related, it has tutorial for cunnlingus
>>34686534NtaThis sounds unpleasant.I like a period piece but this doesn't interest me.
>>34686561>Women love cunnilingus, but it is rarely depicted in media because it is controversialThis reads like someone who hasn't watched any television or film in the last 10 years.
>>34686370Would you date a girl with an incest kink? As in she has 2 Tumblr blogs dedicated to incest between 2 different sets of brothers. And she has an interest in calling you older brother sometimes
>>34686549people go to the gym on a friday night?if you're going to go out go clubbing/raving or something fun. you still get exercise and you have a good time
>>34686584They let mental patients be TAs now? How did you manage that?
>>34686563I hope he hasn't molested them
Eating pussy is fun. Girls, have sex with my mouth please!
>>34686586>canadianew no
>>34686562Probably jarjar. Would pet him.He'd feel like a dinosaur.
>>34686584>mentioning forums and messageboardsWhy
>>34686590No, and if I was dating a girl and she called me older brother I'd give her a noogie and punch her in the gut
>>34686591Or, you could go to a Rave Gym!
>>34686591I'm in a town with just university and almost nothing else. It's dead.
>>34686590id date anybody at this point tbdesu.
"Canadian sex comedy" is probably the most frightening conjunction of words to have ever been penned
>>34686590Yeah sureCan we still have kids?
i just want a gf whose a snake from the waist down, is that too much to ask
>>34686600>university town with no bars I don't believe it. There should be at least 3 decent ones.
stupid argies won
>>34686586>vik sahayDropped.
>>34686586>the funniest Canadian sex comedyI mean how many can there be>>34686590pretty weird ngl but if it was just a kink/fantasy and didn't consume her life then who cares really>>34686593the only person there I'm attracted to is my latina colleague double my age>>34686597someone was asking where they could find further information/questions on a topic and I reminisced to my younger days>>34686599like zumba? that could work
>>34686606Cabo Verde are so based that they had /sp/ cheering for a team of black people
>>34686590Yes. Im weird too, i wont judge you for it.
>>34686592I'm not mental anymore (just raging adhd) and I got soberwhat I will be tho is sleep deprived if I don't dip>>34686600rip, surely the uni students must go somewhere?exercise is good tho but I'd just do that on weekend desu>>34686606ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi>>34686604you'll turn to stone if you look at her
>>34686604>whoseIf you're gonna use this word use it properly
>>34686444Love them, specifically seek them out
>>34686605Not if it's a Mormon university. Or a very strict liberal arts college like Flagler that treats its adult students like sheltered little kids.
>>34686609insane match>>34686613do they have footy on the psych ward
>>34686608"Go on 4chan" as unironic advice is crazy
>>34686613>I'm not mental anymore (just raging adhd) and I got soberThat's fucked up. I hope you don't tell any of the students your past, you might get into a lot of fucking trouble.
>>34686614right sorrymeant who's
>>34686609I mean some are but many of them are Mulatto, especially the women.
>>34686620I won't tell them I post on an anime imageboard>you might get into a lot of fucking troublecalm down lol>>34686618lulz>>34686619that wasn't the advice tho kek
Wtf is wrong with New Yorkers
>>34686624It smells like ass there.
>>34686624The propaganda mill known as The New School of Social Research is at the core of most of their problems
>>34686624>heyy, what's the big idea pal, I'm walkin 'eeeere>>34686625you would fit right in then jk
i want to take a big whiff of this blond girls big ass at the gym but like she wasnt comfortable with it or something so i didnt. i just want to huff her ass ok? i really need it. it would honestly make my life 10x better if i could just grasp it firmly and put my face in there and huff it a while. no kidding. that'll never happen but i can at least whimsey at the fantasy.
What must go wrong with a woman's mind for her to even consider working in teaching and childcare
>>34686633>i just want to huff her ass ok? i really need ityou really don't, go to horny jail
>>34686624Fuck me I wish I knew
>>34686637wdym go wrong? it's a noble profession and will always be in demand
>>34686640Exactly, much like sex work
>>34686640its literally the worst profession to be in now. kids are all evil worthless shitheads who do nothing but cheat, lie, bully each other and disrespect teachers, fuck em. you have to be some self flagellating freakazoid to want to be a teacher in current year.
>>34686640For example; a kindergarten teacher, or the Queen of the Daycare
>>34686644Someone has to do it
Why are women so violent?
>>34686644When I was a child, my teachers took me into the back office and tugged on my pee pee
What's this type of foid called?
>>34686651The sex object
>>34686644I want to make a positive and lasting impact on the next generation or two by helping to raise good adults
>>34686651they exist but they dont look like hot anime cartoon characters
>>34686648https://co.usembassy.gov/security-alert-risks-of-using-online-dating-applications/Don't fucking trust Colombian Latinas.
>>34686646no, not really. fuck the education racket as a whole>>34686650same>>34686653nonsense pipe dream. your students wont even remember your name
>>34686651It's those sexy, sexy toes in those flip flop straps that make my pee pee hard. Those hot, hot FEET.
What would you have chosen?
>>34686654Are you saying she looks hot?
>>34686656Why do thirdies always gotta use big ass academic words to sound more sophisticated than they are "applications" headass my nigga your country has neither a functional power grid nor potable tap water
>>34686651imaginary women
>>34686657>your students wont even remember your nameThat's the real nonsense. I can remember several of the men and women who taught my public school classes and several of them made a positive impression on me
>>34686661the one in the picture yes. but women who fit the criteria listed on the left are uggos irl
>>34686660there would be way more man and things would be very gay
>>34686642the oldest profession huehue>>34686645what's wrong with that kek>>34686651normal and a bit depressed? 23 is not "missed out on life" kek>>34686660apache helicopter>>34686657>your students wont even remember your namethey do tho lol
I remember all my high school teachers names. I remember mr g giving out some Plato tier wisdom and ms p writing me a commendation and talking about lifting with Mr d
>>34686650was your teacher michael jackson>>34686644nah working with kids is really great and rewarding. you get out what you put in. I wouldn't trade it for anything (except working in a cat orphanage maybe but that's unrealistic). my end goal is to be an elementary school teacher. also having school vacations off is pretty sweet>>34686665>are uggos irlI don't think there's much correlation between looks and lifestyle kekok nite guys>>34686669did ms p get the mr dthat's wholesome tho (':
>>34686667Why would you think that?
So anons what will you be doing this treasons day, I mean Caturday?
Why do some of the guys here say that you shouldn't be open with your girl? I open my heart to my gf and she loves it and says it gives her butterflies when I'm open about missing her and I've shared my insecurities and she just loves me more. Is my gf just really mature and well adjusted compared to the mental cases that they're talking about?
>>34686671>do you want to be the weak useless sex or the big strong sex
Moids, why did you stop approaching? Women are literally begging you to approach and you assholes won't do it?
>>34686670>did ms p get the mrLol they did chat a lot but they were both married
>>34686675>weak useless sexYou always think this way and it's really stupid
>>34686660I don't really understand are you saying they're sexless or they have to wear gender neutral uniforms until they're 12? Do I have to pick one?
>>34686677can you get a different tit cow at least
>>34686675Yeah but she's pretty and sex and has a fun hoohaw that feels good to put your dingaling inside
>>34686657>no, not reallynta but most people have to work jobs and don't have the time / resources / knowledge to properly teach their kidsdo you really trust most parents to school and support their own kids adequatelyI mean have you met the average person>>34686673sleeping for one, then prolly some housework and gardening, family stuff, watching football, vidya if time>>34686678aw rip>>34686677I don't meet women to approachalso when I was more socially outgoing girls asked me out so I never needed to desu
>>34686648This is based. But why is killing lonely men profitable? Are they selling their organs or something?
>>34686677yeah we want a different titcow.
foid who rubs her pussy on my asscheek
>>34686680Sexless
>>34686660Why is this an anime? This is just real life.
>>34686660disgusting
>>34686679What's so useful about you guys that isn't part of your reproductive system
>>34686677It's weird that women don't realize how much they hate men, and that men have simply noticed that. Even this reaction is a manifestation of hating men, she just hasn't connected the dots.
>>34686688So I have to pick as 12 year old me not having experience with being either sex...yeah I'm definitely begging to keep my barbie doll anatomy change is scary.
>>34686370how does it feel that you can go on dating apps and get laid instantly whenever you want?
>>34686694It's not like you asked for menstruation either
How the fuck does someone write a song this cool and then continue to exist normally. How does this come to a person.
>>34686698What song, schizoid?
>>34686696I can't.
>>34686671get bigger or bleed once a month, your choice
>>34686697Exactly, who the fuck would ask for that. And if I have nothing going on down there suddenly having a dick sounds terrifying. Body horror nightmare fuel question.
is anything gonna happen tommorowi remember some doomsday people on /x/ talking about the nwo shit for the 250th
Women do you want your uterus to shut up because you aren't having kids anytime soon
what r hot guys doin rn
>>34686677Is she doing bird hands?
>>34686709How tf should we know
>>34686709playing on the computer
>>34686674Yes
>>34686708Whenever she starts cramping I scream internally. And then I think, “femanon your cycle is probably changing due to the new dosage of your meds.”
>>34686709playing cs2
>>34686696Boring.
>>34686709only my legs are hot for some reason, i need to take a cold shower
>>34686718Hey I was just playing that
>>34686709Drinking rn
Sometimes my heart taps on the wall of my chest and tugs at the sleeve of my mind and tells me it wants to see her, to hear her, that it wants her. Me too little one.
>>34686708I'm kind of over it it's been doing it's bullshit for almost 20 years now. If my period disappeared without me having to experience menopause that'd be great but that's what I'm worrying about not routine period symptoms.
>>34686514>How demoralizing must it be for moids that a chick that has taken so much fucking cock has no problem exiting that lifestyle and getting wifed up?I don't care. I'm a simple nigga.
>>34686703Well, since the mental differences are almost negligible...
>>34686706Will the aliens come out so I can pet them?
>>34686590No. I'm into my sister, but I find incest fetishes distasteful and derive no enjoyment from them. Plus the 2 blogs to 2 different sets of brothers is odd to me.
>>34686709Jerking to this image:>>34686651
>>34686677Because she's fat, kind of ugly, and has an off-putting personalityI talk to other women
He knows.Soon, everyone will know.
It is uncommon for it to be pink on Latinas? Is this a flex?
>>34686709Reading the new Ben 10 comic book
>>34686740idk ive never seen a vaginai didnt know they came in different colors
>>34686740Pretty sure yeah, you have to be white mixed for all pink. Natural is brown.
>>34686740Literally every pussy is pink on the inside. The really desirable thing and origin of this meme is pink nips, which only white women have.
Women are you the town bicycle
I wish I had a sister so she could be my lifelong friend and I could protect her and also befriend her boyfriends if they were cool but beat them up if they ever broke her heart.
>>34686749Idk.
So I got to keep these teeny tiny journals because they were damaged? What do I doodle in pages made for ants?
>>34686749You're supposed to outsource not do it locally so everyone and their mom knows your business
Anyone else working on weight loss?Lost 20 pounds, 40 more until my goal weight! Not super noticeable now but I'm still proud of myself :D
>>34686752Oniisan is it my turn to play with the computer?
I cannot think of anything more cucked then befriending your sister's or daughter's boyfriend. That man is literally plunging his penis into her and you're just gonna sit there shaking his hand and being his buddy.
Women, do you have jiggle mechanics better than gta 6
>>34686764Ye
>>34686763Keep the incest fetish to yourself anon>>34686764I don't think so
Men, fight a gorilla or tell your friend that he's a gross creep?
>>34686763Cucked would imply you’re competing for her pussy, though. Is that how you really feel about it?
>>34686770Yes.
>>34686651I like how even in these "self-deprecating" memes people still cant draw themselves as anything other than naturally gorgeous.
>>34686769If he was actually a gross creep, tell him he’s a gross creep. If he wasn’t, tell him he’s a gross creep because I’m not fighting a gorilla and then rescind it later (he’d understand).
I bought a BMW, women now owe me sex.
>>34686771You shouldn't be allowed to posess a penis.
>>34686773>themselves
>>34686778Don't worry, I'm trying to make sure that my sister ends up in possession of it.
>>34686779>plural>gender neutral since they are referring to "people" in generalwhat's the problem
>>34686763I cant think of anything more based. he's like, almost a brother for railling your sister
>>34686784>Thinking the subject of that meme is the artist
>>34686783STOP BEING DISGUSTING
>>34686786oh yeah obviously a dude drew that. i was thinking you had some kind of grammatical hangup,
>>34686769I'm molesting the gorilla
>>34686790Rayciss
i need some help please both genders, please state which when helping. my girlfriend read my journal without realizing what it was (apparently) but once she started she flipped through a few pages and read into some very personal thoughts I have and some personal struggles I deal with that she isn't privy to. She confronted me about them and refused to take any responsibility for invading my privacy and perusing some of my most intimate, vulnerable thoughts that I write about explicitly to sort out and deal with. Now she wants me to "explain" stuff in it. I have been with her for a year and this is basically our first real fight as a couple. She started out confrontational and now she's angry because I put her on the defensive about reading my stuff without asking. I know she read at least a couple entries too because she brought up things I remember talking about in different days. So even if she realized it quickly she still chose to keep snooping.Please state gender: What would you do in this situation? It was incredibly frustrating, I have never been in a situation like this before. Is it reasonable to just let it slide this one time for us to agree to drop it and move on?
>>34686769but the gorilla is my only friend
Foids will literally marry a Trump supporter that wants to deport them for the right amount of cock.
>>34686795>my girlfriend read my journalFaggot
>>34686590Are you gonna call me big bro or are you gonna call me oniichan cause one of those is way more degen than the other
>>34686795DeservedOnly women and faggots keep journals
>tfw no gf who NEEDS her ass eaten
>>34686798Wtf is tikcdn beubagah com
>>34686590Absolutely not, I want a girlfriend with more interesting kinks than that
>>34686808Kazhak tiktok
>>34686795If she doesn't respect your boundaries and preferences now, do you think things will get better? If she won't drop it and move on, the only reasonable choice is to drop her and date a better woman, one who actually cares about you
>>34686800>>34686803it helps to sort my thoughts on some serious issues I have personally so i dont need to burden anyone in my life with it, i find it useful
What are the cultural differences between Canada and America? I’m not trolling
>>34686798Many such cases
>>34686798i also want other people deported, but i would marry my gf on the spot and give her nationality just because idgf about being an hypocrite. democracy is about self interest after all
>>34686813One of them has hordes of Indians instead of Latinos
Women, do you ever stick your tongue out playfully at people. My coworker I have minimal interaction with just did this and I’m confused
>>34686804What is the appeal of eating ass?
>>34686820its tickly
>>34686812>can’t think in your own headRetarded faggot
>>34686821I mean for a guy
>>34686820makes her feel good and its kinky
>>34686804It sounds like you want to be used like a bidet
>>34686823i think the biology of a woman's ass is the same
>>34686820I love getting bits of shit in my mouth
>>34686820>>34686823a woman's asshole is more vulnerable (and thus intimate) than even her pussy, it's like her final lewd place
Why do latinos go to America instead of Canada? Why do Indians go to Canada instead of America?
Anal is dope, the aftermath is like you're walking on fluffy clouds.
>>34686822K
>>34686818I don't know her dude I can't tell you what she meant by that
>>34686830canada is more expensive I think
>>34686825>>34686828>LE EPIC TOILET HUMOURINOS DUDE
>>34686813however cucked and lame america is, canada is consistently 50% worse
>>34686835You are literally talking about sticking your mouth and tongue against a whole who's sole purpose is to excrete feces dude
menwhat's going on with the world cup
>>34686832Oh, so you weren’t talking about thinking then. You were talking about needing to write down all your feelings. Feelings feelings feelings. Fucking faggot.
>>34686840germany and japan are out god bless and cabo verde almost won against argentina on the best match of the cup so far
>>34686839Sounds like a pitiful excuse for your skidmarks
>>34686830Indians who have the option of flying out of their country would just choose the better countryLatinos usually immigrate on foot and the US is just closer.
>>34686840The Islamic Caliphate of France is steamrolling their way to the final again
>>34686840a multicultural display of atheletic feats
>>34686841you seem angry and im not sure what i did to make you seethe like this
Men, can you fit your flaccid penis in a cup?
>>34686843Shame I don't have any I know you're into that
do the moids itt actually have huge dicks or are they lying for attention
having to walk around in circles around my room to complete my 10k like a dork
>>34686813Canada has free health care while americans need to sell their homes just to pay for an ambulance
>>34686841>complaining about Anon writing his feelings out>writes his feelings (anger is a feeling) out like thisIt's really funny that so many moids ITT just project their insecurities so visibly. No wonder you're all alone and posting here.
>>34686854One does, the other will not timestamp their slutty little dicks.
>>34686852You sound like a mouthbreathing knucklehead with hitchhiker's thumb
>>34686854Same way they're all 6'1 and make 100k+
>>34686837Am Canadian. Still like Canada better than the US, but this is a pretty accurate and unbiased answer.
>>34686851into one of those tiny shot cups, yeah. :)
>>34686855Just shake your phone
>>34686850The journal-writing faggot deflects when men call him a faggot for being on his period. Maybe you should write about it in your journal.
Why is everybody always talking about sex, penis and pussy here?
>>34686865that is cheating and it is a watch
>>34686861Nothing I said was wrong you faggot queer
>>34686867Men are mentally ill
>>34686867Because the other alternative is seething like a retard, cf >>34686866
Why does my penis look shiny when i get hard?
Foids be wild though when they are really addicted to the cock. They will stay through some crazy shit. Beware of them "nice guys" though right?
>>34686868Masterbate. :)
>>34686857He's just trolling
>>34686867Why is it that anytime anything sexual is talked about in /atoga/ a bunch of faggots who'd rather play slapfights have to bitch endlessly about it?
hey femanons, tell me about your pussy, is it pink like a flower?
>>34686833I wasn’t asking what she meant by it, I was just asking if that’s a behavior (You) engage in
>>34686857>if a man isn’t a women then he is insecureMen are not failed women. Go back and spend another 10k on therapy for them to tell you you’re sooo valid.
>>34686870yeah but not because of that
>>34686867Because this is a thread for mentally ill sex deprived degenerate loners to talk to people with the opposite set of genitals
>>34686869Yeah maybe for you, bozo
>>34686877all the sex talk just devolves into prudish purity spiralling and slapfighting too though
>>34686879Yep, pale pink too.
>>34686874It's odd that women will refuse to date a lightly abusive man but will date an incredibly abusive man. I think women just like being treated like shit desu
>>34686889The more abusive a man is, the more likely a woman is to date, enter a relationship, and marry him.
>>34686886Because of the same people who get mad about the sex talk and need to derail it for attention
>>34686877The puritanicals sometimes leak into here even though they are all touch starved lepers.
Post genderFavorite Bible translation?
>>34686889I genuinely wish I could deny this shit but I've seen the choices the women in my life make about men
>>34686879No it's mauve.
>>34686854Every man on this website is 6'4" with an 8+ inch penis (although average is going up and is probably 9 inches now), multiple properties, a $400k+ salary with at least $1 million in investments, 6 pack abs, can bench 3pl8 for reps, runs a 4 minute mile, owns a Rolex, and drives a Porsche.
>>34686885Unsurprising how everything that comes out of your mouth is total shit
>>34686874She's not addicted to cock, she was addicted to the fact that the guy was probably a relatively successful person, in part because of the fundamentally same reasons he treated her in a way she disapproves of.If you want to attract women (women like this anyway), be a taker. Take everything you can from other people, as much as possible, and as unscrupulously as possible. Lie, cheat, take advantage, etc. Then convince a women you won't do it to her.Of course you will do it to her, it's in your nature. But the thing is, women love awful men as long as being awful makes them successful and not just a random bum who can't hold a job. These kinds of women are despicable, at least to a similar degree to the men. They might as well be doing the bad behavior themselves because they advocate for and support it provided it's not directed at them. But oh as soon as it is, that's a big scandal and isn't she so brave!
>>34686798>>34686874>>34686889>>34686894Are men really this retarded to not be able to figure out that women can't escape those incredibly abusive relationships? Those women outright say their partners threatened their and their families' lives if they tried to leave
>tfw out of beer
I'm moderately abusive where my bitches
>>34686896>>34686862i find them having huge dicks much more believable than them all being 6'+ tbqh
>>34686897You've demonstrated that you are obsessed with shit and you for some reason feel the need to labor the point that you are indeed, obsessed with shit.
lot of the men ITT need to get raped in prison by other men
>>34686899I went through some of her tiktoks and apparently like her next two BFs cheated on her as well after she divorced her husband finally. One was constantly flying to Los Angeles for "business". So she really hasn't learned anything yet. And she is supposed to be a lawyer too!
Seriously why do you have all these 'annoying women' videos? What is wrong with you?
>>34686893Song of Songs 7:6–14
>>34686906This poster will be raped by 6 black men in approximately half a year
>>34686905I can't hear you can you get a little cl- aaaaah nevermind you've still got shit on your breath
>>34686900I didn't watch Anon's Tiktok bait, I'm only responding to the bait that he made himself.And I'm speaking from the perspective of someone who has watched multiple women willingly go into obviously horrible relationships, I'm not talking about being stuck afterwards, I'm talking about the fact that women seem to LIKE touching the hot stove/putting their head in the bear trap/etc
>>34686900I guess "girlpower" ain't quite as strong as it is made out to be.
>>34686840idk, i'm american
>>34686909She just wants to use people, but not be implicated for it, so she finds men who use people for her. But she doesn't want those men to use her of course, she's special!
>>34686906Weird fantasy
>>34686900You're going to have to come up with a better cope than this shit.
>>34686893Oh nvm, I thought you said quote.
>>34686910He's probably really desperate for attention and knows they get replies. In his defense, though, I have a folder full of women saying stupid things to derail shitty threads on other boards.
>>34686906why do I know exactly what your posts are
>>34686914I am not interested in your scat fetish, so fuck off.
>>34686912>Song of Songs 7:6–14>Oh that you were like a brother to meBold choice for someone complaining about Incestanon earlier
>>34686924link them dumbass
>>34686925When you order at the restaurant do you tell the waiter "I'll have what she's having"
>>34686900Nothing says trying to escape an abuser like defending him from your own family and entering the same situation repeatedly on your own violition
>>34686928no, I don't like you
>>34686926Oh shut up, it's ye olde speak for bro.
>>34686923I wish I could romanticize my mental illness and drug problems like a woman.
>>34686887>pale pink too.So, yours is fresh like a rose and fragrant like a garden.>>34686895>mauveOh, so it's pretty like an orchid and tasty like a plum?
>>34686932oh great, another schizo who thinks everyone who posts like this (whatever "this" is) is one person. lole
>>34686935don't sell yourself short
>>34686929You're the type of guy who has shit himself several times before
>>34686937Nigga...
>>34686879
>>34686943jh...
>>34686937Men who talk like this to women are always predators btw
Why should I wash my ass in the shower if I'm just going to shit my pants later?Women, explain why ass washing matters so much to you
>>34686926Chestlets should not continue reading though...>We have a little sister, >and she has no breasts.>What shall we do for our sister>on the day when she is spoken for?>If she is a wall,>we will build on her a battlement of>silver,>but if she is a door,>we will enclose her with boards of cedar.
>>34686944Do I use that one too often?
>>34686940This ain't your autobiography broski
>>34686943Dude I love those things. Especially the pistachio flavor
how feasible is it to chemically castrate yourself safely with no big side effects
Why don't people with last names like Cocks or Assman get their names changed?
>>34686945have you ever meet a man who talks like this?
>>34686951Struck a nerve
>>34686955Not very, you have main arteries there and can bleed out, you could give yourself cancer, or other painful situations like necrosis.
>>34686956Name one
>>34686955I don't know ask chatgpt
Man, I bet they also taste like strawberries, slurpalicious
>>34686962https://www.ancestry.com/last-name-meaning/cockshttps://www.ancestry.com/last-name-meaning/assman
>>34686906I volunteer (to do the raping)
women are you tired of us?
ayo, real shit. anyone doing final exams or has been trough that? how do i keep myself from going insane?
>>34686968Not yet. Continue amusing me.
>>34686937Looks like a purple ballsack and tastes like Greek yogurt Can you even get hard
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hourBut heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>34686965So, Cox and Assmann. You still haven’t named one.
Society and this thread would be so much better if men were castrated and had no sex drive
>>34686937I'm not prepared for horny moids.
>>34686973>Looks like a purple ballsack and tastes like Greek yogurtI'd put some honey and sugar on it and slurp it while calling it a fig
Society and this thread would be better if it were a nonstop free love orgy
>>34686977you seem like a really mean and cold person so i dont think your opinion is very valuable
Every fucking time.
>>34686977nah
>>34686976CEO of hasbro (Chris Cocks) and a teacher I knowWeirdly insistent response. What is it to you that those names exist or not?
>>34686970i graduated in december. HAHAHAHAHA I WILL NEVER HAVE TO DO ANY GAY WRITING ASSIGNMENTS AGAIN
Society and this thread would be so much better if women worked for me while i play videogames.
>>34686983Why did you pick a stock image of the ugliest nigga possible
>>34686991so what did you do after? get drunk?
>>34686990No bro you don't get it it as ASS and COCK in it
>>34686973wait pussy actually tastes like greek yogurt? i thought that was a meme
women should work out their asses more
Society and this thread would be so much better if my crush and I overcame our fears of the opposite gender with one another, confessed our shared feelings, and spent the rest of our lives together as a loving couple sheltering one another from the pain and suffering of life
>>34686993>>34686983every time i see a picture of someone and they call the dude ugly im like "damn then i must be a halloween monster in the flesh"
>>34686935>Starts playing the melodic cover of "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World, from Supergirl>Hey, don't write yourself off yet>It's only in your head, you feel left out or looked down on>Just try your best, try everything you can>And don't you worry what they tell themselves when you're away
>>34686995that and work yeah
Why hasn’t God blessed me with a man who has Findom fetish?
Do you guys actually use your degrees for their intended purpose
>>34686984nahsociety and this thread would be better if women were chattel as they have been in every functional civilization for the last ten thousand years
>>34687004>Starts playing the melodic cover of "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World, from SupergirlOh dear god... it's literally as bad as I imagined it was.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF9ebEHT3zwI wish I never fucking heard this.
>>34687005man i cant wait to get a full time job and invest it into stocks>>34687008i dont plan to, still need one if i want more than factory worker or restaurants
>>34686983>Didn't answer the question
Women would you date a man who owned a self storage business
>>34687013right now? no i cant get hard. maybe if i rub it a bit
>>34687007because he wants your soul to remain pure, and vampirically exploiting the clear mental illness and trauma of a fetishistic person that way is pure evil. you should be grateful
>>34686650Nice, why no teacher tried to molest me?
>>34687014Women will date a man that threatens to murder their dogs and their family. You think owning a self storage business is going to be a real difference maker here?
>>34686997Yeah, a little tangy >>34687008degree?
>>34687019yeah, murder is hot
>>34687007isn't that just being married?
>>34687014I guess
>>34687009I don't see how that precludes my vision.
My darling
Where are the nerdy men who aren't a danger to women
To Goon, or to Play Vidja; this is the existential question for a man.
>>34687031They're boring as shit
>>34687031playing modded minecraft
>>34686854Me and other anons are honest about or average to small cocks but those posts are invisible to you.
>>34687026fair
>>34687032you do neither, you go out and buy a lamb and offer it as a sacrifice for the victory of god´s choosen people, like in the old testament
>>346870312 busy 4 u
>>34687020skim, 2% , or full fat?
>>34687034Can I watch?
>>34687032gooning makes me feel ashamed and selfhating so i will just play vidya
>>34687040absolutely fucking not
>>34687031at work, or at home.
>>34687042What are you hiding...
>>34687032Both>>>/vg/hgg2d
femanons, what's your favourite meal that you can cook?
>>34687031im ugly and am kind of a perv and stay inside all day
>>346870392% maybe?
>>34687044she doesn't know about the bee farms
>>34687048Crepes and berries.
>>34687051grim
>>34687048I'm in that mood where all food is gross and terrible but I can cook a handful of things really well, and can follow a recipe.Oh I should smoke. It's been like 6 hours.
These threads would go up significantly in quality if christcucks were unable to post
>>34687053Just fresh berries? No compote?>>34687056Now this I agree with. They make it weird.
>>34687056Psst.They don't like it when you point out the horny and bad parts of the bible and laugh at them.
>>34687056we survived the /pol/calypse, not sure anything could be worse than that was. knock on wood and anything else that can be knocked on.
>>34687056My rebuttal https://youtu.be/Wdo4Eyw4DqM
>>34687056I just pretend to be a christcuck for shits and giggles, i already know im going to hell
>>34687059>we survived the /pol/calypsethis website actually never did recover from 2016 tbqh
>>34687057The juices just get everywhere. They don't absorb the syrup either. Like if tacobell had a fruit burrito. Just congeal it with extremely thick whipcream/cream cheese.
women, what is the most expensive thing you bought that was completely useless?
I love Jesus but I also want a wife who wants orgies with me and secondary partners on the side.
>>34687058There's really nothing I find more embarrassing than christcucks arguing with each other what's "acceptable within marriage", regardless of how liberal they are.>BOOWEE THE BIBLE SAYS I CAN EAT MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!!! I'LL GO TO HELL IF MY TONGUE GOES AN INCH TOO LOW THOUGH :)
Women would you date a man who's a little too skeptical of viral marketing?
>>34687061Pretending to be retarded is still being retarded
>>34687065I love jesus too.
I want a man who never wants to have sex with anyone or anything
>>34687067no one cares stfu bitch
>>34687064>completely uselessIdk probably a cool rock for like $20.
>>34687031>men who aren't a danger to womenThe turbo manlets?
>>34687072I wish asexuals would fuck off
Why are so many female teachers shotacons?
>>34687068>a little too skeptical of viral marketing?That's impossible though?
>>34687072it would be so cool, like, you could just lock it in a a jar and place under the counter
I have homoerotic fantasies where Jesus is my saviour.
>>34687072asexuality is gay and retarded and you are dying alone (good thing)
>>34687072hit up any geriatric care facilityyou're worse than a rapist btw
I have an ugly face, no tits, no ass and top it off I have massive hip dips too. Why the fuck am I so dysgenic
>>34687081The gayviour
>>34687084Moid hands
>>34687084Imagine if I plapped you missionary breeding style to cum in you balls deep and got you pregnant
>>34687072Why did men get so worked up over this post?
>>34687081Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus
>>34687084Embrace stic aesthetic
>>34687087I swear I’m a biological woman
how can i have a concubine and a slave im really trying to find some mentally ill fucked up girl to love and heal me i hate when ppl leave meso my question to women how can i make you obsessed w me
hey femanons, imagine if you could fuck a man with a strap on and get him pregnant. how many times would you want to be moms?
>>34687092That’s not sticc aesthetic that’s tranny aesthetic
>>34687094Being busted isn't a big deal, get over it.
>>34687027iwant someone to do this to me
>>34687075?manlets are like, the primo suspects for being dangerous to a womaneven in politics, extremists and assassins are almost always manlets shooting taller political leaders, presidents, etc
So she responds to the guy who bullies her but not the guy who wants to have kids with her. Women.
>>34687100 being flat is a big deal
Women would you rather date Mordecai or Rigby?
>>34687107it really isnt, you're fine
>>34687104What's he gonna do climb on you and pull on your hair like Remi
>>34687107Do squats to compensate then
>>34687106You just wanna a hole to fuck dude
>>34687107Not really, plenty of titlets get married.
>>34687084sexo anyway
>>34687109>MORDECAI AND RIGBY!! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS?!! NOW MR EPSTEIN IS HANGING FROM OUR FUCKING CEILING AND THE CIA WANTED TO SEE HIM ALIVE! RESURRECT JEFFERY EPSTEIN OR YOU'RE FIRED!
>>34687109I think those are low iq downie characters.
Do women also feel like it's just all over? I look at what women say they want out of modern relationships, all the stuff about height and income and "as he should" and legit feel like there's a mushroom cloud on the horizon. That the blast wave is coming, but it's too late to reach minimum safe distance, so the end isn't quite here yet, but there's no escaping it.Like it's sad, but there's also this overwhelming sense of relief that dating as we know it is just irreparably cooked. That men and women generally-speaking all fucking hate one another and that there basically aren't any normal sane single people left, that romance and marriage and all that is more or less on its way out culturally, and that none of us have to bother with any of this anymore. That dating apps are a humiliation ritual, you can't get anywhere if you're not upper-percentile attractive as a start, and that every first date is basically just a job interview.Do women also feel this way? Like it's all just over? Because it really feels like none of my positive qualities matter (in the context of dating) because I'm unattractive. I don't think any woman would "learn" to love me or be attracted to me; do women have similar insecurities? Are there also women who, despite being more or less normal, have never been shown any kind of romantic interest or affection and thus doubt their ability to love and be loved? Or is that moreso a male issue nowadays, since women seem to have inherent worth and value in the eyes of society?
>>34687114I want a. Wife to have kids with and grow old with
>>34687102
>>34687121Tldr
>>3468712199.99999999% of men have no emotional value and their system of patriarchy and faggotry ruined it for everyone.Sit down.
>>34687122Just go after big boob women. Flat women are too insecure and push everyone away
If I could see the future and find out for sure that I'm dying alone, I'd just off myself desuCan't imagine spending 60+ years without anyone significant in my life
>>34687127So it's my job to hold them close
>>34687123can't even suicide without being called retarded sad...
>BIG BOOBIE BITCH BIG BIG BOOBIE BITCHES
>>34687123on a second note i was not okay in the head when i said this, i want teh first part only a japanese gf
>>34687128If you could see the future you could act different and get someonr
>>34687128You niggas really have no problems do you
>>34687078M-Miss Misato, why are you touching me like that? >_<
>>34687130>He thinks they will appreciate this
>>34687131damit guys i dont wanna suicide thats not nicei just want the japanese gf i was lapring
>>34687109Rigby.>>34687128You have the power to make that future a certainty. You're just lonely you don't have any real desire to die.
I'm confused. I recently saw some stuff about the leah thomas trans swimmer thing. And I saw the videos of them/whatever like crushing all the women at the competition, but I've been seeing things now about the actual woman there who made the fuss didn't win, and it turns out thomas didn't even win the competition...? So what were my eyes lying to me in those videos of thomas like 2 laps ahead of everyone else?
>>34687139Fetishizing Asian women should get you the death penalty.
I’m on a trip with friends and they are thinking of calling some prostitutes to the house.I really don’t know what to do.I’m a kisless virgin.Like is it really fucked up that I’ll lose it this way?I’m 20 btw. I don’t think i’m ugly. Just kinda shy and short.
>>34686498That's an emphatically normal looking woman, I think makeup is cool and respect women who are really good at it and put a lot of effort into it, but there are some who go so far with it that they take it off and reveal they have no eyebrows and shit just looks weird. Makeup can make a woman infinitely more attractive when done right, but generally speaking subtle/normal/no makeup is superior to laying enough foundation to build a cornerstore on your forehead.Lip fillers never look good.
>>34687143Extremely wrong
>>34687138It'll grow on her
>>34687128That’s so stupid. I decided I’ll never date or marry after discovering the true nature of men. At first I got depressed but years later I realized life is much more than the illusion of romantic love
>>34686514Generally it's whatever because I'd never settle for a woman like that, but it does kind of seem like this sort of thing is becoming more normalized, which sucks. Simps are and always have been the problem.
>>34687144Oh nyo poor anon stfu bitch no one cares about your stupid larp
>>34687150>the illusion of romantic loveYou have no heart or soul do not masquerade as a human
>>34687144Condoms. Start researching condoms and measure yourself.
>>34687144Imagine if you lost your virginity to a prostitute then your friend drunkenly kills her and you go to jail for life because she has your cum on her.
>>34687136Plenty of people here are borderline insane from things they've been through. In my case, it really only comes out when I'm like over 12 drinks deep and start having PTSD freakouts .
>>34687150>the true nature of menSo dramatic
>>34687155NtaI'd call it a delusion not an illusion but it's still fake. It's a placebo effect you only feel it when you think you're feeling it.
>>34687136None at all, life is perfect and I'm happy all the time
>>34687153bro it’s not larp dude. >>34687156of course. It’s average. I just gotta be careful with the booze. Whiskey dick ain’t no joke for me.
>>34687143cant have shit in this life
>>34687031Women aggressively do not want those types of men so they mostly keep to themselves
>>34687150>>34687072these have to be a man larping for (you)s
>>34687078>why do so many fishermen hang out at ponds and streams?
>>34687150Are you just mad that you don't get to exert unilateral control over another person's personality, in this case a man's sexuality? In the name of Sexy Jesus H. Christ, get over yourself.
>>34687170Get over yourself
What's the best country to buy a wife from?
>>34687172>>34687173Now kiss
>>34687164Could mask sobering with an energy drink.
Do you ever take bike ubers?
>>34687144I dunno man. I'm a kissless virgin at 31 and part of me wishes I'd lost it even in a situation like that just so I'd stop feeling like a pariah. To have someone want to be with me, even if it wasn't real, might have healed something in me.But if that were the case, would I eventually want to be with someone who wouldn't care that I'd done something like that? Would that even matter if I'm convinced I'm never gonna end up with anyone?So who knows, you gotta sort that out between yourself and God
>>34687178I prefer the walking ones
>>34687178I would never ride in someone else's car. Nevermind a brown person's.
>>34687155It's a narrative device invented by Hollywood to sell you valentine's chocolate, dude. Every happy couple you know would find someone else and be just as happy if they lived anywhere else in the world, every committed relationship you've seen would implode if one of the people in it was hit by a raygun that made them 15% more chopped, "love" isn't real beyond the familial and the platonic.
unconditional love != romantic loveunconditional love is not possibleromantic love absolutely isif you disagree you've had one too many bad experiences and are assuming the whole world works the same way as your closed minded perspective
>>34687188>unconditional love is not possiblepets and most parents
Uber for walking where you hire a Bangladeshi to keep you company as you go to the corner store to get a slurshee.
>>34687178That's a thing? Or are you talking about bike rentals? If I have to drive it myself that's equivalent to a car rental not an Uber. Also no.
>>34687187My Spidey senses are tingling and darlin. Something of yours is too.
>>34687184And who sold your worldview
>>34687179>To have someone want to be with me, even if it wasn't real, might have healed something in me.To be fair if I do follow through with them, I don’t care too much if it’s real or not. I just want to know the experience, you know? Like, I want the experience, and I think that’ll even make my first time with someone I really like even better.And I’ve been desired before, I think at least. Some girls did show interest, some I just fumbled, some I wasn’t interested.
I feel so tired and dead inside.
>>34687191My dad beat the shit out of my dog for throwing up all over the carpet once
>>34687193Yeah, you can get a bike uber here and it is like half the price
>>34687198Mood™
>>34687192>slursheeWhat flavors do those come in? Gangbanger Grape, Felonious Fried Chicken, and Watermelon?
>>34687200Men are terrible, we know
I love asian women
>>34687200Holy based, dubs checked
>>34687201How TF does that work? Do you ride in a buggy? And half the price doesn't feel reasonable you're going to get there slower than double the time.
>>34687188>>34687200>unconditional love *from men* is not possibleftfy
i fucking despise people who yell and argue purely for the emotional release of shouting at another person over their words, its so utterly heinous and subhuman i cant fucking believe they're alive when i see it. do any of you do this?
>>34687210The condition is that a woman be feminine. Which, I know, is completely impossible for most.
>>34687212Yes
State genderWhat is your fantasy life goal?>M>UFC champion, PhD in cancer research, Special Forces operator all in one life plus wife n kids
>>34687209I think I meant to say a motorcycle I am stupid sry
State gender. Did you grow up in a home with a lot of screaming?
>>34687210From women is?
>>34687213So even when the woman is attractive, the condition no longer holds when she grows old, after which the moid leaves her for a younger woman's body to masturbate with. We need systematic male sterilization.
>>34687215>his fantasy goal is just to have a phd in cancer research>doesn’t actually cure cancer
>>34687200Your dad should be in prison
>>34687217MNo, but it did happen on very rare occasions when me or my brother really fucked up. Or when my dad was talking to customer service on the phone. They often hunt up on him instead of solving the problem, can’t imagine why
>>34687217MYes, it has made me dread confrontation
>>34687221Feminine extends past just being physically attractive. You can still be feminine as an elderly woman.
I want you to imagine that it's February 12th, 2025, 11:00 pm, and you're standing at a small commuter railway station on the outskirts of a large city, you're alone and you're looking for someone.
>>34687216This makes a lot more sense. But is even weirder you have to hold on to the person who's driving if you're a passenger on a motorcycle. And your crotch might touch them. Unless you're in the sidecar but who has a sidecar.
>>34687223They grew up in a different time, that’s what dogs were for back then. It’s like how you can’t really blame grandpa for calling them negroes
>>34687222I didn’t know I NEEDED to expressly say cure cancer myself
>>34687213Which means “femininity” is fake, gay and just a fantasy of the scrote mind. Glad to watch men admit radical feminists have always been right
>>34687230You didn’t do anything to protect your dog?
>>34687232I didn’t know it was that important to you to have a phd
>>34687215Should have asked me 20 years ago I might have actually had an answer for you. What's the point in fantasizing it's just going to bum me out. Like going shopping when you have no money. >>34687217FYelling not screaming, and not usually at me. But a decent amount of it.
>>34687234Did you miss the part where I said >that’s what they were for back then
>>34687217MNot particularly. My dad didn't beat me any more than any other dad when I was a kid and my mom stopped when I grew up. Sometimes she'd passively aggressively provoke me and I'd be the one shouting and she'd tell me to quiet down and hold myself together. Maybe don't get on my nerves in the first place. >>34687224I vividly remember him telling someone on the phone to get cancer and die when I was like 10 and I thought it was the funniest shit.
>>34687227AKA never tell him he's wrong in any way, do everything he wants you to and nothing he doesn't want you to, always have sex with him when he's in the mood regardless of your own health, never interact with other men outside of work and obligations, give him as many kids as he wants, etc etc
>>34687238Are you in your 80s or do you live in China or some third world shithole?
>>34687229Yes, there are a lot of tiktoks of uber saying that women touch them and ubers are very famous for cheating here
>>34687229You grab the luggage rack
>>34687239>didn't beat me more than any other dadUh, my dad didn't beat me at all. I got spanked a single time.
>>34687215MOwn a cafe with a bunch of tasty sweets that I can casually lab outHave a dog sanctuaryAmateur/indie perfumery studio
>>34687245Behind you? That sounds uncomfortable for more than a few minutes.
>>34687236The PhD is the main goal for the purpose of having the title of Doctor but the field of cancer research is for two reasons. 1 is a general STEM adjacent field to flex and 2 because of familial reasons
>>34687215MTo make an actual contribution to science before I finish my PhD, make enough money to pass on an inheritance and for my grandchildren to pursue education with no worry of debt, to make those grandchildren with a horny pervert wife who likes opera and the nonmonogamous degeneracy I do, have a cushy retirement in Varna, get a patent to my name, and publish a few non scientific writings. I still fantasize about going back out West and being the mild ruffian I was for a few years, but I don't actually want to do it again. I have solidly proven to myself that I'm a macho man by this point.
Women:if you saw your ex-bf's snapchat/instagram photo/story/whatever, who you dumped like 6 months ago, and he was with a girl who was at least 2 points hotter than you, and you were still single, how would it make you feel?
>>34687217Myes, it fucked my brain up bad and if you scream at your spouse in front of your kids extremely often i hope you get crushed with a rock
>>34687254Why would I look at that.
>>34687254>who you dumped I wouldn't be looking? I didn't want that one I would most likely feel bad for her for falling for him.
Men, why did an eleven year old boy run over 8 monks? Is our monk poster around? Did he die?
>>34687262I don't follow sry
>>34687262It was 9
>>34687265Mb it's 9 nowhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c23y90lygpzo
>>346872699 people in a a single hit is crazy
>>34687273By a rogue special needs child no less.
>>34687262I saw that vid... crazy workthat one monk looks like he went straight to heaven
>>34687259>I didn't want that one I would most likely feel bad for her for falling for him.Why?>>34687258My other ex-gf dumped me and she was the one who reached out to talk to me two times afterward.
>>34687273Must be some kind of thing that gains power the more it penetrates like b0re
Femanons, wotcha up to?
>>34687249>Amateur/indie perfumery studioextremely based
>>34687215FWatch my kids grow into happy adults.
>>34687276>Why?Because if I dumped him I probably think he kinda sucks? She's just some random woman I bear her no ill will. But I probably bear my ex some.
>>34687279just watered the garden, now sipping some water and enjoying the sun whilst checking skyscanner because there was a helicopter that just landed by the local hospital but it has been like 15 mins and he hasn't departed to the bigger hospital yet that they usually fly to in such casesslightly worried desu
>>34687279ProcrastinatingNeed to eat but don't wanna I am not asking for suggestions btw
why the hell do people like to degrade others sexually?i can kinda understand wanting it yourself on some level intellectually but i feel like you gotta be a bit of a sadist to like doing it to someone else
>>34687286>you gotta be a bit of a sadist to like doing it to someone elsea lot of people are extremely sadistic it gives them a sense of power, revenge and superiority it's always a symptom of them feeling powerless, inferior and like they have been the victim of unfair treatment
>>34687289i try not to kink shame but thats so deeply unsettling to me man
>>34687293if the truth makes them feel ashamed then that's not my fault, then they should not do shameful things it is indeed deeply unsettling and you'd do well to stay far away from people into these kind of things
>>34687275Where
>>34687249Faggot
>>34687300I think that’s the joke being made
guys im high AND un equiped for jt
>>34687298I'm not going to watch it again but at some point one gets catapulted basically straight up, one in the middle
Is it weird to fantisize about a previous sexual encounter you have to this day?Everyday I keep thinking about this one girl I hooked up with she was fat and disgusting but her head game and pussy was good. It would drive any guy insane. I also have a gf and I cannot fantisize her because that fat girl was the best I ever had
>>34687279Just went to go put my tincture on my face and clean my piercings. It dripped onto my neck and boobies so I just rubbed it into them too. Had a swish of mouth wash. I already brushed a couple hours ago.
>>34687284update, they have taken off again and he's flying with 4x the speed he cameuh oh
>talking to girl about sex stuff while we drink>she jokingly talks about masturbating>i reply asking something related to how often she does it because she made it seem constant>she tells me she usually has like 3-4 hour sessions when she's got free time for it>seems completely deadpan serious, just like commenting on the weather or how your day waswas she fucking with me? Do people really masturbate for several uninterrupted hours???? wtf???
>>34687311yes
>>34687317people that talk to others about their masturbation habits do, yesnormal people absolutely don't do that, no
>>34687311>is it weird to reminisce sexually on a sexual experiencethis general has got to be the dumbest bunch of faggots on the entire website/vg/ looks like an aristocratic platform of enlightened, genius discourse compared to /atoga/ sometimes
>>34687317Yeah, it is called gooning unc
>>34687308Where'd you see it I mean
>>34687317Grills take longer to get fired up.
>>34687321thats what i figured, just seemed odd>>34687323she's older than me thoughbeit, i am no unc
>>34687324someone sent me a link to it on tiktok, I'm sure you could find it on /pol/
>>34687324Al jazeera has it
>>34687314Euro?
Life is good
>>34687333yeah, why? they're almost there now, I take it as a good sign that they are in a hurry, means there's still a chance they can help the person
>>34687317Uhm, why did you ask a sexual question expecting them to be a prude?
>>34687334you know what, agreedups and downs, the ups are good though
o love you guys
>>34687343<3
>>34687343Why tho
>>34687031Unless you could potentially kill her, a woman will have no interest in you as a man.
>>34687031>>34687357Literally no and I wish castrating men was more popular after violent offences.
>>34687357Retard
>>34687317That sounds completely made up.
>>34687365You're not real.
I can't keep doing this man I can't keep living like this. Waking up and having to live day after day as myself. There's nothing out there I can't keep slogging around for nothing.
>>34687378Wdym?
total gooner forgiveness and compassion
>>34687378You have to. If you do it for other people then all your motivation can be taken away from you.
>>34687381Mmmm gooning >him
genders, do you like the sound of eachothers' voices?
why can't men just cuddle without pushing for sex
>>34687387biology
>>34687386I think I like >his real voice.
>>34687387>why don’t people just want $1 when there’s $2 right there?Ask yourself why you don’t want $2
>>34687391men really have no concept of consent or personal boundaries for women huh
>>34687387Where are the women that don't bitch about sex so much? I'm told to believe women are horny but they really aren't
>>34687387Because women wouldn't want them or would get deeply offended if they didn't
>>34687386I find most women's voices quite grating and a fair few men's
>>34687393Why are you claiming that men who want sex with a girl they are cuddling with is literal rape?
>>34687334Agreed!>>34687343I love you too, anon!
>>34687398because you don't even think to ask if the other party wants to have sex before you proceed? it's not that hard retard
gendersif you pursue someone for a FWB hookup type sistuation solely because you know that another guy/girl really likes them and you despise that person, is that wrong?
>>34687401Yes
>>34687400Women get disgusted and offended if you ask. It's very common.
>>34687401MYes
>>34687403>>34687406Even if the person in question is legitimately awful and immoral in their own right? You guys are so soft wtf
>>34687395>>34687405>men making up blanket statements about women as an excuse to rape
>>34687408You're actively harming the fwb too, retard. Because it's assumed you'll toss them at your soonest shit to give.Get fucked with a cactus.
men do you own a speedo
>>34687405and the alternative is women getting traumatized from being raped. but getting your dick wet is what matters more, right?
>>34687401fthis is actually the only moral justification for having casual sex
>>34687386fmen should be seen not heard
>>34687414Oh boy, another weird bitch with a revenge rape fetish.
state gender what's the last three things you interacted with AI over?
>>34687409Happens all the time. Not taking an opportunity that they think is an obvious opening for you can be very offensive to women. Asking for affirmation if they are giving an opening routinely is met with contempt.>inb4 nuh uhI don't have time for this shit. I know you're trolling.
>>34687419MI never interact with AI unless you count skimming the AI summary google gives you nowadays.
>>34687417men should be heard not seen
>>34687409>bukakke queen is back for her weekly circlejerk
>>34687420>women want you to make a move>women don't want you to make a moveWhich one is it? You fags are literally just spewing whatever shit fits your argument
>>34687414Corn fed Moid hands.
>>34687419Mi use roleplay chatbots to goon sometimes, not much else is that useful
>>34687419F>how to brown butter to make banana bread >which is the right hygrometer to buy to measure lye density >translating a serbian screenshot
>>34687380What's confusing >>34687382I'm not living for anyone else I just don't know what I can do as me and not still feel deeply disappointed with myself
Maybe I'm an unc or a luddite but I never saw the appeal of AI.
>>34687419M>Google forcing their AI summary of a Wikipedia article down my throat>Google incorrectly answering a question I typed into search (3 times in a row on refreshes)>a junior dev's 2k line vibe coded pull request that was blatantly not double checked and gave me a headache trying to read through
>>34687431Slavic Femanon
>>34687436apparently not or I would not need to ask AI for translation anon
>>34687419MSomething about SonySomething about the Roman EmpireThat’s it.
>>34687419MAsked it how much the government makes off of fines and tickets
>>34687434It makes get rich quick schemes and/or scams easier.
>>34687440why are you ashamed of the third one?
>>34687434ML in general is very good and entirely legitimateLLMs are solid technology but the applications are just comically, obscenely optimistic
>>34687419I just feed it dialogue and hug it sometimes.
>>34687419FAutocorrectGoogleIdk
just cracked a double yolk egg, whoa
So women do hate sex
I'll never get to hear the plap plap plap in real life, I just have to make do with the gurgling sound my fleshlights make
>>34687453>>34687451not selling yourselves well
>>34687451What women would like sex, knowing how men are?
>>34687438Some reverse search engines can translate text in/on photos.
>>34687456it did the job with no fuss though
>>34687311How do you hook up with someone fat and disgusting? We at least like how she looks. You’re degrading yourself.
>>34687451They enjoy the concept, but women are smutbrained
>>34687451No I like sex, I just hate a lot of men.
>>34686498Didn't recognize her. She looks hot here.
Feeling anhedonic af lately.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-YWoVuqtp0
hate to seethepost but>meet someone>like them>they have a fetish they insist on bringing up>"ok i dont wanna do that but i dont care that you like it, nbd">oh would you look at that they're being cold and rude to you the next dayso fucked up
>>34687467>i dont care that you like ithere's your problem if someone reveals they are gross, just cut contact
>>34687467That sucks, but it means they were looking for something in a relationship that you weren't looking for, which just means you weren't compatible. Move on, there are plenty of people out there and you'll find someone you like who's looking for the same thing as you.
>>34687467I kinda hate people that only get into relationships based on a single fetish. It's one thing to have a preference or incompatability. But goonerism preventing a relationship? Porn has gone too far.
I have a fetish for desi girls.
>>34687472if you let a man FALL for you emotionally and get mad at him when he wont watch you pee your fucking pants you outta your mind levels of entitled and rude, fuck that.
>>34686757Are you an export bicycle?
>>34687467Reminds me of the film The Duke of Burgundy.
>>34687475brother if you're white i got some fantastic news for you.
>>34687482I be yt.
Well back to square zero. I guess I never really left anyway.
That Odyssey movie looks so unrealistic, no way his wife wouldn't cheat on him within a week of him being gone.
>>34687490Are the sirens an allegory for gooning?
>>34687490if you really love someone it truly does transcend sex and desire to a profound levelunfortunately that level of love is actually quite rare and not guaranteed, whereas people pair up for much less than that quite often
>>34687490god why couldn't calypso abduct me and make me her immortal husband
>>34687482So what do I do? Oogedy boogedy, where be the brown ladies?
>>34686862>>34686896You haven't noticed us manlets seething?
>>34687417Non chads are invisible to you though
>>34687490Anne Hathaway is hot.There, I said it.
>>34687505Manlet rage is so universal that even crying about penis size is novel and unique by comparison. I think people just naturally tune manlet seethe out most of the time, it's like background noise.
>>34687465Me too, but I fry my brain with porn
>>34687512Fair enough.
>>34687513for how gooned out this website is, its surprising how bad the preferences areyou'd think frying your brain with porn would at least have the upside of making you develop some taste.
>>34687474It's difficult to find women interested in cuckolding
>>34687515Hipster gooner who only jerks off to French erotics films of the 70s.
>>34687515A lot of the 'preferences' are rage bait.
>>34687516Serious question, why even ask a girl to cuck you? Isnt the whole fetish like a cheating, taboo thing? Doesn't her being asked to do it solely for your sake defeat the purpose, like at a meta level?
>>34687515the thing with goonerism is that the deeper into it you go, the more disgusting and depraved things get, so the equivalent of acquiring good taste when it comes to porn is to have more and more perverted interestsnot that that would be a good thing, it's just how that goes
>>34687510>Anne Hathaway is hot.>There, I said it.Pale chicks with DSL live rent free in my head.
>>34687515good taste is innate, unfortunately most plebeians either hate all sex outside of vanilla, or naturally gravitate towards garbage like cuckoldry, blacked, trannies, etc
>>34687516Yeah because cuckolding is a monogamous trash fetish.I think you need to put it into perspective of what is the most accepted in a relationship, see that cuckolding has never been normal, and then stop having that fetish.Enough with the persue your dreams. If you don't want to die alone, stop being a mentally ill gooner for fringe bullshit markets.
For me, it's happy_sex and handholding
>>34687524ntaTanned girls with DSA (Dick Strangling Assholes) live rent free in mine
>>34687524DSL?
>>34687526>>34687523im not even talking about kinks here. Even if you are relatively vanilla, there are people out there who will spend a decade just jerking off to the same 360p video of a methed out 43 year old pornstar in a trashy studio.
For me, it's anal_only and maebari
>>34687528That is super achievable and worth having as a goal.
>>34687526unlike your refined tastes which are (insert some bullshit kink like public peeing/stockings/chain mail) I suppose?
>>34687527its weird how your gripe with cuckslop seems to be rooted in monogamy, you are a very odd person even by 4chan standards
>>34687534You are going to die alone if you don't start fucking men.
>>34687536>bullshit kink like public peeing/stockings/chain mail)Nah, those all fucking suck
>>34687526>gravitate towards garbage like cuckoldry, blacked, trannies, etcCuckqueaning, bleached, and tomboys are the patrician side of the coin.
>>34687532most guys get off on the fact that the girl in the vid is clearly having a very shit life that led to her being in this situation where she degrades herself to this degree by looking like that, acting like that and living like thatthe fact it's a disgusting girl selling her last shreds of dignity for pennies to someone that can't even get a decent camera is the main event
>>34687538Cry more, fatso
>>34687540Can't hate, to be honest
>>34687537If you get me started on cuckolding in an already nonmonogamous relationship, I'm going to save my breath and call you retarded.
If I’m having sex with a doctor, should I ask her to do my Penis, Testicles and prostate exam?
>>34687543The only one that needs a wahmulence is you, chuddy cheese.
>>34687548No labor diggers!Pay her! She has a doctorate!
Mutual free use is the best fetish
>>34687550>oh no, the smelly 'poly' sow who isn't even fit to raise her daughter doesn't like my fetish, whatever will I do?You've paid me the greatest compliment with your outrage
>>34687553Plot twist, it's a doctorate in particle physics (she needed it to observe anon's penis).
>>34687555>you (you)'d me just to cry again
>>34687553>Pay a doctor for a prostat exam>Murikaaaa fuck yeahThat’s what taxes are supposed to be for, not so that pedo Jew can go around killing every gentiles
>>34687559>this is the best retort she could musterJust downright embarrassing
>>34687562>you (you)'d me again to continue crying like a big bitch>and he thinks he's engaging me
>>34687560Hi euro, how's the heat.
>>34687560>Paying the doctor directlyvs.>Paying a middleman to pay your doctor, but the middleman also pays the Department of Culture for their studies into Indo-Pygmean flatulence dancing
>>34687563>I'm w-winning if I get (You)'s!That means I won by making you respond in the first place.
>>34687568See, I knew you had no actual reason to post at me. You're useless.
Big rip, or heat death?
>>34687575what's the difference?
>>34687575Plzplzplz aliens.
>>34687576Dark energy vs entropy
>>34687582why not both?
Hey women,I see you walking your jobs in you nice outfits and you look really beautiful. I wish I could talk to you but I am scared so I will not. I stay by myself forever
>>34687582What the fuck is dark energy and isn’t entropy just a fancy way of saying freezing
Men, you may have heard of the challenge to fuck a woman from every country on Earth. However this makes it very easy for certain countries and very hard for others. For instance, in the Vatican City, you'd have to sleep with 1 of the ~250 women, while for India you just need 1 in like 700 million.I propose a new challenge: Fuck the same proportion of women from every country. So you still have to bag 1 of the fine dames from the Vatican. Then you have to take a flight to Niue to fuck 3 women. Then north a little to Tokelau to fuck another 3 women. Then you're invading the Falklands to fuck 7 women, before going up to the Caribbean to fuck 8 women from Montserrat.If you like white women, good news, because you'll be fucking 10655 Norwegians, 11533 Danes and 20684 Swedes (which is incidentally their average body count). Plenty of slags to go around, with 132370 girls from the UK to do. However, depending on your racism, you may find the 34504 Somalis you have to fuck a bit unsavory. And who knows how many of the 51328 Aussies are Abbos.The toughest to get through may be Asia, by sheer numbers, as you'll be fucking 2778770 Indians and 2795857 Chinese women.Assume you got a billionaire to sponsor you. He can get you the flights, the women, the copious amounts of legal and illegal drugs to keep you going. He is offering you a Bonnie Blue like job. Would you do it? You'd plap a total of 15634029, which assuming 1 minute per woman is around 45 years of fucking for 16 hours per day.
>>34687588Dark energy is a cope made up by cosmologists to explain the universe's accelerating expansion. Like dark matter. Dark in the sense that we cannot directly observe it, but its existence make the rest of physics not break apart at large scales.Entropy is a measure of order, so yes, kind of. Frozen = highly ordered = low entropy.
No, I hate sex and hate a lot of women.
>>34687594I don't wanna be a whore
>>34687594This challenge sounds like it's made for women, not men. Women are into this sort of stuff with Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, Boo and Instagram as hunting grounds.
>>34687599Alright.Foids, would you Bonniebluemaxx? The numbers will be the same, more or less.
>>34687586Ewwww don't ogle me
when women say they love travelling, they mean sex tourism
Which countries are the best for women to do sex tourism in?
>>34687531It's a kind of Internet infrastructure
>>34687594>>34687599I'd do it but bump it up to 19 hours
>>34686456Good. This is another sign that the matriarchy is all but a bygone conclusion. The submissive and/or whipped moids won. Which means the subsequent collapse of civilization will free our species and give us another chance.
Women, how do you cope knowing ugly men ogle you? Do you just try to ignore it and not think of it?
>>34687614no one has ever ogled mei do the ogling
>>34687618you gotta be pretty busted as a woman to never get ogled icl
>>34687619It's less abut being ugly, although I am, and more about looking like a 14 year old teenage boy or lesbian, depending on who you ask.
>>34687621hormonal disorder or something?
>>34687621this you?
>>34687622The physical womanly changes from puberty hit me as lightly as possible and I'm short.
>>34687621>and more about looking like a 14 year old teenage boy or lesbianAnd you think that is not "being ugly" why?
You guys sure know how to treat a lady
>>34687633Please be patient, I don't know how to interacted with women. I've never so much as held a girl's hand before
>>34687633wasnt trying to be rude friend, sorry
>genuinely one of the dumbest and most miserable people I have ever met>yet I can't stop thinking of herI think that makes me even dumber than her.
>>34687664I felt this way about a guy and thought it meant I was in love with him when in reality it meant I truly just hated him. That's it lol
>>34687609You're gonna sleep for 5 hours a day for like 40 years, sustained by drugs and pussy?
Men would you date a woman who was a massive bitch/bully but only to other women?
>>34686385hey chuck
>>34687687I'd probably talk to her about it to find out why and if she can stop or at least tone it down
>>34687687No. That would make me very sad to see. I'd try to help her resolve her negative mindset and hopefully whatever is causing that.
>>34687664Probably because she makes you feel good in comparison. Many such cases.
>>34687695She made me feel horrible several times.I think in my mind I just can't get anyone better, so I fantasize about somebody who was abusive.
>>34687700Yeah, I'm sure it's the explanation that makes you look good.
>>34687687can i at least try to protect the women from her assaults
>>34687688It's the sabbath, are you paying one of your goyishe friends to type your posts?
can everyone see their nose?
>>34687717only if i close one eye
>>34687714i dont even believe in god
>>34687724*God
>>34687704this exhausting obsession with armchair analyzing relationships to paint the person talking as some sort of villain is so retarded and desperatejust utterly subhuman cattle psychology
>>34687727*G-dtwelve hail marys, you stupid cat-holic
>>34687728She loves doing that with everybody here, just ignore her.
>>34687731i hereby curse you to only ever sleep with goyim that have small penisesall of the hung, tall goyim shall turn and look away: "Begone, for we do not know thee, canaanite"
>>34687731YHWH
Men would you date a woman who has orbiters?
men would u date meeeeeee
>>34687741No
>>34687676If Hollywood can do it so can I
>>34687744u dont want me
>>34687717I can
Just had the nastiest liquid fart
>>34687741Never again.But that's not because of the orbiters, but because the ones who have orbiters are usually fucked in some other way.
>>34687751i want u so bad
>>34687756im ugly unfortunately but ty for being nice
Jarvis, give everyone itt their ideal body
Dating is scary because what if you find out he pronounces things weird.
>>34687777Hey
Bros why did I suddenly gain 4 inches to my dick and 30 kg of muscle?
>>34687779post cock
>>34687736As long as theyre circumcised
>>34687780
>>34687780hey
>>34687754Just like femanon did ITT
>>34687786Hello what is you name
Moids, how big is it?
>the gay fat chaser is spamming again>>34687744Not gay, sorry buddy.
>>34687789I've never measure it so I don't know
>>34687781Check it
>>34687790pride month ended 4 days ago, stop it with your weird gay headcanons
>>346877894 inches
She's only an a cup but baby that's the winning grade
>>34687789About 16.5 cm without pressing anything (because that hurts).
Women, is it bad if a man has small hands?
>>34687802is the rest of him small too
>>34687803Yes
>>34687789As long as one of those new long, skinny coke cans, and like 3/4 of its thickness.You're not getting exact measurements because fuck you.
>>34687803the package isnt
>>34687806post cock
I wanna brush her hair
>>346877896.5”x5”
>>34687809i lied sorry
>>34687812wide tooth combs are superior to brushes. Brushes make frizzy hair
>>34687818It depends on the hair type too desu
>>34687777Your voice isn't good either, just remember that before you judge your bf.
>>34687820???
>>34687664She probably isn't dumb or miserable, you just make her out to be that way.
>>34687554You haven't even changed
>>34687816What paper size is this? >>34687819I was "blessed" with wavy and fine hair. Apprently this is a good thing because it makes me naturally look like a midcentury secretary. But it took like 10 years to find product that doesnt make me look like a witch
My hair thick as fuuuck and gets crazy volume from literally just shampoo
>>34687828>What paper size is this?Pen 15 size
>>34687614>Women, how do you cope knowing ugly men ogle you? Do you just try to ignore it and not think of it?Like that other anon, they really don't. I've caught them ogling other girls/women. It shouldn't phase me but it just seems wrong.
>>34687830Sounds.. unamerican. Communist even. On the 4th of july?
>>34687824>probablyI know it for a fact.
>>34687828I thought you were mixed asian?
>>34687834Since when was she ever mixed Asian
How much can you queen out on 4chan before dying of aids? [serious]
>>34687833Sure you do anon
>>34687834no lmfao, i just speeak mandarin Im 50% ashkenazi 50% random european mix. Im mostly eastern european
>>34687836Only one way to find out
>>34687832It’s extremely American but admittedly not really feeling much on the 4th this year
>>34686879More red, very ruddy mound but pink inside yeah. Rose gold pubes with random pepper sprinkled in.
>>34687838depression and schizophrenia mix. Do you feel any psychic symptoms of all your relatives being blowed up rn. ?
>>34687837You just can't help yourself, like the other anon said.What happened to you?
>>34687838Oh you're Jewish no wonder. damn
Women, where /how do you meet guys for hookups if thats your thing?
WOMEN THOUGHTS ON MEN WITH HEARING DAMAGE FROM HIS TIME AS AN ARTILLERYMAN IN THE ARMY
>>34687847I get a lot of luck with hot homeless guys unironically. A lot of them are hot after a shower and shave and they perform well across the board. Done it a few times but never in my hometown
>>34687843Sounds pretty. What about the lips
>>34687850She lets homeless guys fuck her
>>34687845You're reflecting. You're the problem
>>34687852And you are deflecting, as always.
>>34687845Different anon but while nobody can look into your head, the kind of situation you describe is just really typical for the kind of dynamic that you look back on in hindsight and see wholly differently. Because you are right it is not the most common that people feel very strong negative feelings for someone and still keep obsessing over them. When it does happen there is usually another factor at play, whatever that looks like.
>>34687851Isn't it normal to be homeless in the US, at least for a time?
>>34687853Nope it's you. I see how type. Don't fuck with me, I know the way you are now.
>>34687857no
>>34687847It's never been my thing but from the friends I know that have done it semi-regularly, the most common are apps and going out. One of my friends is a pretty fanatic amateur dancer and she would invite or chat up guys she felt natural chemistry and fun with during dancing. One of the others I'm thinking of had a phase where she would go out a lot (not really clubs but house parties and the likes) and obviously at settings like those there are usually relatively many people hoping to meet someone interesting. Obviously you need better social and flirting skills to take the plunge irl, but I do think it also has better odds for finding respectful and fun partners than apps do. So much of sexual attraction is just not visible in photos or profiles at all, but you can tell in person who holds your attention.
>>34687858Nobody knows you.
>>34687614I don't care at all, it's not a factor. Good for them I guess. The only distinction I make is between guys who can mind their own business and guys that cannot. If they mind their own business they can look however they want.
>>34687856True.I think it stems from my own feelings of inadequacy.
>>34687802I have never heard anyone comment on small male hands until people starting trying to troll Trump with making fun of his small hands. I mean noticeably big hands are considered manly but I don't think the opposite gets noticed. I do not think I have ever thought a guy's hands were small, the closest is noticing they look dainty which has never been negative to me.
>femanons getting gangstalked in my atogaNoo, how could this have happened!
>>34687863I know, but that anon likes trolling and bullying other anons. Pretends to be mean and then acts like they didn't do anything wrong.
>>34687866Yeah that's possible for sure. I am trying to remember instances irl I saw something like this and I also remember seeing it a few times when guys were embarrassed about their own standards (or lack thereof). A friend of mine always used to give a muutal female friend so much shit throughout high school for being "a dumb blonde" and an attentionwhore, just going above and beyond anyone else's teasing of her. She could make pretty airheaded, thoughtless comments but I found out years later they had sex together in an impulse and I am pretty sure the intensity with which he derided her had to do with feeling ashamed for remembering he had these opinions of her and yet he had wanted her and had been with her, like he wanted to distance himself from her by being mean to her. Just an example but the human mind really can take some strange paths. I don't think there is much point in trying to shed yourself to analyze a situation you are in the middle of right now. But it can be helpful just to note that you do not understand your own feelings so you'd rather not blindly trust them either, take them with a grain of salt.
>>34687838>KIttyBr2osNice, you used program to generate trip. Computer Science project.
>>34687874People like you are too schizo for my brain.
>>34687476That sucks anon, at the same time, I don't really know what the options are for people with kinks they do not feel happy/satisfied when they are not met. You cannot reasonably expect a woman (or man) to tell every single first date about her most taboo fantasy. Would you ever tell a first date the most graphic and controversial thing you would like to do in bed? If you feel, no, you do not want allow complete strangers to idk spread your photo to others while laughing about what you like, others deserve that too. At the same time, wait too long and you get the "I am deeply in love, fully committed, shared past, and now she blindsides me that I have to do this nasty thing semi-regularly or it's all over".I don't think it can really get better than going in between and trying to mention it early but not too early. Also realize her cold demeanor could very easily have been deep shame and just retreating because of that. Not your fault but not necessarily hers either. Sexual compatibility is just very important and only a person themselves knows what they can compromise on and what they cannot.
>>34687861What do your friends expect when meeting such a guy? I semi regurlarly get hit on by women when I'm out clubbing , but I always end up not doing anything because I'm a virgin and the thought of having sex basically right away is a bit overwhelming.Is it okay to just talk for a while and maybe meet up to get to know each other a little bit? As gay as that sounds.>So much of sexual attraction is just not visible in photos or profiles at all, but you can tell in person who holds your attention.Yeah, the few women I've met through apps have always been a disappointment. Besides always looking worse than their photos (even if still attractive), theres a forced character to it all, its a night and day difference between vibing with someone organically. And lets not get into the humiliation ritual of joining the 500 deep match stack of an online dating woman as a guy.
>>34687876I appreciate you taking your time to write down something meaningful.
>>34687874That's probably the Cuckworm crashing out before he cries again to femanons in the emails about being lonely and poops his pants.
>>34687885>What do your friends expect when meeting such a guy?Not much I think, not like most experiences like that are so perfect. Just for the guy to not be pushy (as in trying to negotiate or guilt trip after hearing no to a specific act), not be sloppy drunk, to seem happy and pleased he gets to play with her. I cannot be 100% sure but I do not remember ever hearing an anecdote in which any of them climaxed, that is just not something women typically experience with a partner who is not used to their body yet and they do not fully trust yet.I totally get that you find sex right away overwhelming, a lot of people feel this way (I do too, I tried to have a hook up once but ended it for this reason). If anything I feel women are more likely to also prefer it this way so they can mellow out a bit and get used to your presence. That said, realize being tender, personal and emotionally intimate beforehand really ups the chances that either of you will fall in love, but also that she will feel "used for sex" if you do not want to stay in touch otherwise. That's the downside of it. I think everything you write about the apps is the typical experience really. Both for having awkward dates with lackluster chemistry and for having to wade through rejections as a guy.
>>34687883You're just an asshole you can't even admit it.
>gang stalking confirmedTOP KEK
>>34687891Who are you quoting?
>>34687893Le gang stalkers
>>34687895Who is the best gang stalker or your favourite?
the guys here literally lick up bbc cum from the willing lips of the white girls here who actually physically recoil from the touch of men like the men who go here. white men are so unattractive they have to zombie sleep mode through having sex with a black man (me) because they have no physical sensations anymore. they go into full metal zombie in order to fulfill reality and their physical needs. not seeing a thing, just "is the lasagna ready" "oh wow where have i been for 4 hours" and you were fucking a fat nigga like me for all that time getting your needs met girl. thats what im talkin about i do you good.
>>34687896My ex.
>>34687897Is it 4:20 o'clock soon where you live?
>>34687898That's weird man. I doubt they're stalking. I'm thinking you're the one that's stalking her now.
>>34687900Are you my ex?I have removed myself from all places and blocked the ex everywhere, even deleted accounts.
>>34687889>Not much I think, not like most experiences like that are so perfect.God point. I think I built up the whole thing into something huge in my mind and feel as if there are impossible expectations directed towards me. Even though my male friends alos tell me that sex only gets really good when you start to know each other.>realize being tender, personal and emotionally intimate beforehand really ups the chances that either of you will fall in love, but also that she will feel "used for sex" if you do not want to stay in touch otherwise.I ran exactly into that problem the last time I tried with a girl. No clue how to balance it frankly. I'd like to have a companion beyond hookup/fwb as well, but I missed out on so much I don't want to start a relationship that I know I will be ending in a relatively short time anways.
>>34687040I wish more men would stream their games. Sometimes I just want it playing in the background and 90% of streamers are whores who ruin the stream.
>>34687901I'm not your ex. Didn't I tell you to get a restraining order on her and I think you said no, it's not that bad or was that a different anon.
>>34687048Alfredo I guess
>>34687906>restraining orderShe moved countries.
>>34687899No its early i just woke up crying again going to fill my head with surface sex notions again so people dont act a certain way. If ur always looking at women ppl dont bother u
>>34687908You can still get a restraining order.
>>34687903No really anon, in terms of an impulsive casual hook up with someone you don't know, if you simply had fun together in one way or another without very uncomfortable moments, that is already a success. Nobody is expecting to just pick up a stranger who happens to know their every turn on and button. That would be the ultimate fantasy of course but everyone understands it would be like finding a needle in a haystack (and that's what makes the fantasy intense). Besides the women that semi-consistently have casual sex for the right reasons (wanting it) just like it. They enjoy the surprises, the curiosity and getting to find out, the awkwardness, the not knowing and being strange to each other. They go for it for those reasons and not because they expect to be tossed around like a porn star. But to find out.>No clue how to balance it frankly.I do not think there exists a way to make sure it is balanced. There is complete overlap: you want to talk first because it allows you to lose some nerves, to get more in the moment and more relaxed, to heighten anticipation, to lower your guard and become more receptive. But all the reasons why that makes sex more intense (being more emotionally open, real and vulnerable) also obviously increase the odds of falling in love. Or feeling vulnerable in a bad way (being used or discarded). There is simply no way to avoid that or know in advance. All you can do is communicate clearly, but that will not guarantee their mind won't go running, it's just the best it gets. And at the end of the day you never know, right? You could be giving disclaimers to a girl you find yourself swooner over a week later. That is part of the charm too, that you do not know beforehand just what you are getting yourself into getting close to someone else.
genuinely i have such a thing about talking to women i get seizures and stuff if i dont say the things i should. ive been kicked out and banned from over 10+ stores in my area for talking to women and examining local business practice.i like to abuse women because it makes me look cool
>>34687909Okay, I dig.
i can prime my brain to get crazy amounts of excitement from worshipping womens bodies. i have been busting hugely thinking about them lately.
I got bullied by 2 drunk girls and then I went home with one of them...
I wish I didn’t have the DDLG kink. It’s cringe
>>34687923and then she had a penis?
>>34687121>Do women also feel this wayI feel like the right one is out there for me, and all I need to do is strive to do the right thing and be genuine and eventually fate will make our paths cross. I don't care how shit it is out there or that the guy I'm looking for is literally impossible or my standards are too high because I want him to be wasp, no tats, no prior kids etc; when I meet the right guy, I meet the right guy. My standards only guide me on what I like. Every bump along the way is just that, a bump along the way. I've hit big money that I wouldn't have if I had gotten married to my crush any time before this year, so yeah, things happen in a certain order for a reason. You can either work with the flow of the world or fight it and wind up arresting yourself.I do honestly feel like I was cursed though bc the flirting and signs and straight up being asked for my number while I literally couldn't comprehend what people were asking for would make most people tear their hair out and scream. I'm 100% being saved for someone, the journey has been fucking rough, and as my happiness starts to bloom I deserve every moment of it.
>>34687925whys that?
>>34687926No, we didn't have sex. She's a single mother and had to go home after partying. I was going home from work. I went home with the one who wasn't as drunk.
>>34687930did u huff her butt at all? thats probably what i would have focused on
>>34687932No, she just leaned against me and she was very soft and warm
>>34687936thats cool but if u focus yourself properly you can track certain ethnicities and types with buttsmells. you wasted the night.
>>34687121As for all your questions, yes, there are women who feel this way too. A lot of people are frustrated with modern dating. For quite some women maintaining sky high standards is an attempt to find the good people; it is misguided, but often also a sort of defensive reaction to feeling it is so hard to meet someone open and committed.That said, there are also always people that do not agree with the dominant culture and they tend to not broadcast it. People that feel they have found the way to navigate modern dating are a lot more likely to speak up and preach than the people confused and sad about it, having mixed feelings.
>>34687913>They enjoy the surprises, the curiosity and getting to find out, the awkwardness, the not knowing and being strange to each other. That was a very good perspective on the whole thing, thanks. And why my therapist advised me to be corious around women most of all instead of focussing on my ffears and percieved deficits.I also realize why it completely failed for me to seek out hookups directly, because its not really what I wanted. >That is part of the charm too, that you do not know beforehand just what you are getting yourself into getting close to someone else.Honestly, what you described are the reasons I stayed away from all of it or rather self sabotaged whenever I tried. I have no idea where I will end up when I start with quite abit of worry abotu being one of those people who end up permanently stuck with the next best person who will have them. And frankly, thats more scary than getting rejected or embarassing myself.
>>34687928Feels very silly and embarrassing. It’s a dynamic I really want with a woman but haven’t gotten yet, so I’m in my head about it
>>34687317>Do people really masturbate for several uninterrupted hours??Yes, if I have the time. It's more about edging and just basking in the horniness for me though, and I'll spend hours looking for something that scratches the itch right and enjoy the journey along the way until I finally get off.
>>34687948DDLG can also be played out in many other ways, like a teacher and student, master and apprentice, priest and follower. Any roles where it might seem at least a bit abusive, even if it's played in a completely loving way.It's rarely about specific ages and more about the power dynamic involved, where one controls and the other just lets themself fall.
>>34687317I usually use my fleshlight for like 30 minutes most days, sometimes more. Low intensity though. It's like a massage.
>>34687946You're welcome and I agree with your therapist. If someone is going home with you then apparently they saw something in you they liked and it is important not to drown that realization out with the tired old self-doubt everyone carries inside to a more or less intense degree. >stayed away from all of itHonestly I 100% relate, I got into my first (and present) relationship in my late twenties, I was really afraid of falling hard for a very troubled person and basically being sucked into some downward spiral. There was always a feeling of needing to stay alert and watch myself and not get tangled up into anything that might overwhelm me.The thing is, I did end up falling hard for someone with lots of issues and bagage, who was not a "good catch" on paper. It made me so afraid I almost nipped the whole relationship in the bud. I didn't because there came a point where I realized, okay, so he has a lot of issues - do you think it is a coincidence you fall for him hard and not for others? Do you not recognize his issues? Are they not, for a good part, also yours? Does it not feel good to be with someone you do not have to pretend with to be more 'whole' or normal than you feel inside? You thought this was the last thing you wanted, but now that it is happening, does it not make you happy, does it not inspire you, does it not start feeling like the thing you wanted after all? This is one of the very best choices I ever made and when I look back now, I can scarcely believe that after spending like eight years despairing over my loneliness and being depressed, I was so afraid of falling for the "wrong person" that I almost rejected a person who suddenly made me feel alive, seen, cherished, fun, interesting, accepted, safe, everything. I no longer feel like dating (or having kids with or whatever) the "wrong" person is the worst thing you can do in life. I now think not living your life, trying to stall your life itself is often worse.
>>34687948Anon frankly so many sexual things or fantasies are silly and potentially embarrassing. The distinction between your specific fantasy and other sexual things to enjoy is not as big or meaningful as you experience it. And I'm saying that as someone who has bad experiences in childhood and would never be able to deal with playing any little girl role, but I can still see this is true, it does not matter what gets you off and it does not reveal anything meaningful about you. You don't have to fight it because it is just a fantasy that does not hurt anyone. The mind is free.
>>34687948As long as it's not a diaper/pacifier thing it's not that big of a deal.I tuck my gf in for naps, sing her lullabies, read for her, let her paint while I cook. It's how we like it.
Women, what do you think about Mike Chitwood?
The pressure is building in the atoga can you feel it? I hate to admit it, prophecy anon might have been right…
>>34687964I'm about to jerk off and then I'm off for at least an hour, all's good.
what a nice morning :)
I am afraid that none of us are ready for what is coming.
girls smell good
>>34687967People never are ready for the future. That's fine. The future changes us. That is the way it's supposed to be.
>>34687965>>34687969I think that’s the healthiest mindset you can have about this sort of thing
the future is not real
>>34687954I understand this, and I’m realizing I’m just letting my past relationships color my perception of this. All the women I’ve dated so far would have been the types to call that sort of thing rapey or chauvinistic.>>34687959I really appreciate you saying as much.>>34687961Man, that’s the exact shit I want.
>>34687970I'm >>34687969 and upon thinking about it for longer I would even go a step further and say, if people WERE prepared for the future, that would simply mean that the future is not as revolutionary and different as we tend to hope when using the word. So it is also for the best that we are not prepared - you cannot be prepared for the truly new, for real change. This is true looking back throughout history (how in the world would people have been able to prepare mentally for the industrial revolution before it happened? or the internet? it was unthinkable before it happened, that is the whole point) and it will be true looking back to the present in the future. It is our job to try to be flexible and work for the change we want to see, but not to know what is coming.
>>34687971This seems like such living with parents cope ngl
>>34687973Dude prophecy posted said it would be endless pain, we’re not ready get over it
>>34687974It 100% is
>>34687976I also said we're not ready, just that that's not a bad thing. And frankly if it is true that the future holds endless pain, not knowing that now would be even more of a blessing.
https://youtube.com/shorts/W-H_Sttb-DY?is=USAD4i4YTpoEuh7RIndian fantasy is scamming your way out of getting murdered lol
>>34687974kek I just said that because it hasn't happened yet
>>34687977It’s on the level of bro saying he’s only fucked hotties, like, dude, I’ve seen you, get real lol
banger songhttps://youtu.be/Hl5_Lc6b3AU
>>34687984Buy an ad for your cybersigilist based mix tape bro
>>34687964All I was able to feel was that one femanon being crazy again.
One of my cats gets really into chasing my finger around underneath the blanket even though he knows it’s just my finger under a blanket. He must be a gamer
>>34687987It's not about what he thinks it is or isn't, certain kind of movements just trigger their hunting instincts. Catch first, find out what you caught later.
>>34687987>performing for kp she’s not letting u hit lil bro
I can never get addicted to anything because eventually I get sick of it
I free blacks and i black on niggas equally from the sound
>>34687990Be happy, once you are addicted you also get sick of whatever you are addicted to, it just does not break your dependency on it.
>>34687988I know him a little better than you do.He’s a funny cat. Comes and sits on the stereo any time I listen to jazz or r&b.
>>34687994Of course you do, but some things are universal about cats. I have had three cats and all three loved the finger game or doing the same with sticks (even when they could see it was just a stick).
>>34687987>>34687995cat pics? :D
Stop bullying! Stop bullying!
>>34687995This cat’s brother cares not for the finger game. He visibly loses interest once he realizes it’s just my finger lol. He’s also the only cat I’ve had that sighs when he’s annoyed.
>>34687996Do you have one of your cat S0ifacing? I wanna show off what a quirky and safe male I am I’ll use it as pfp
>>34687996Here’s one of them
>>34687996This is my favorite pic of the cat I grew up with, lived with him from age four to eighteen. He was terminally cranky and did not like physical attention much. The rare times he would get on my lap, I would barely dare to breathe because I did not want to scare him away. When he got older I realized while he did not enjoy being touched much, he loved to be simply near you and hold eye contact. Sometimes he would suddenly get up after a bit of that and only sniff the space between my eyebrows or, if I was very lucky, give me a love bite on my jaw and because he was usually so closed off, it would touch me like a human hug when he did.He was a pretty big fighter too as you can tell from his ears.
>>34687998That's funny, maybe his brother is just especially smart! The sighing is a hilarious mental image. My dog would do it too, though, she would get jealous to hear me fuss over our cat and I would suddenly hear her sigh passive aggressively in the background (and yes I would love on her upon hearing that).
i made friends with a snapping turtle yesterday and then i saw a brown indian man with a white woman and it ruined my day. cant believe it.
>>34688002>>34688004aw theyre both super cute <3
>>34688007You just got CURRIED
>>34688009fuck u matethis is actually a bit unfair i cant get revenge i dont really like brown women that much
>>34688007Go on a rampage with your new friend about it. Just run around screaming, holding him in front of you
>>34687419Gooning, gooning, and photographing something to reverse search it
I want a girlfriend, fuuuuuuuuck. Any tips from you guys and gals and everyone? Thanks
>>34688013i dont think hed like that and he wouldnt let me touch him he barely said hi to me lol
>>34688016F sorry
it was so funny how unkempt and ugly the brown man was compared to his gf but in a way, it was almost more insulting and horrible. probably a lvl 2 1/2 indian scoundrel mode. ive been there cant believe this guy got a gf without me type feels. i even looked at him like "wtf bro we're supposed to retardmax out here like guys"
>>34687419Mive never used aiwhen google started injecting it into their search results i just scroll past it because its almost always wrong
>>34688020someone needs to take your internet access away
>>34688017Golden retriever personalityDon't be desperate and coming onto foids or lingering, just be enthusiastic and jovial when interacting and smile if they look toward you once you move asideGotta sell yourself as happy and well adjusted, everyone likes happy fun peopleHelps to practice basic hygiene obviously
>>34688017bee urself buzz buzz
Dried meat and gooseberries make an excellent snack.
>>34687419F, the last three are definitely all just reading the AI Google results. The only thing I have used AI for deliberately was when my boss requested I try out finding some answers (we would normally research in books) through AI and giving him the results so he could check the accuracy.
>>34688028give me the bum lass.
>>34688026What is this, the Paleolithic era? Just eat potato chips and soda
>>34688031NEVEROk, maybe next time.
Trump is right communism is too much here. Its like crazy ill go to the store and they wont recognize how supreme and masculine i am like a goblin king type figure. If theres a guy girls see as cute ill step on his shoe. Recognize the crown son. They refuse to bow down though. Thats why i gotta physically intimidate them and follow them home to snatch their jewels type shit.
>>34686579Ladies what are we doing wrong?
Men, this is what an actual tradwife looks like, not those little dainty instagram girls in their fancy dresses.
>>34688043i would maybe if she was 25 years younger
>>34688040so what you're saying is that you look like a goblin?
How do you get over the pointlessness of a failed relationship?
>>34688046Definitely hobgoblin describes my features incredibly well.
Chat, I just got home from the thrift store. This is the loot I got: >wooden tray with butterfly wings arranged in a very pretty pattern >egyptian cotton pillow case>fairy coded yellow blouse >solid brass candle holder >decorative drum with leather skin and mother of pearl inlays >brown velvet sweater >playing cards>white buttoned shirt with floral embroidery >three wool felt hats (burgundy, fuchsia and purple) >two pairs of hand carved wooden chopsticks >decorative tin plate with real dried flowers >a box of professional watercolors, apparently hand made in italy with honey >a jewelry box wrapped with blue silk and decorated with copper wire >two very silly shell animals someone made (a bunny and a turtle) >a weird brass pendent that can be twisted open and is hollow so you can put something inside State genderWhat's some nice things you got lately?
>>34686370Femanons, how would you react if your friend bought you a vibrator for your birthday?
>>34688054we wouldn't be friends anymore
>>34688043My grandma was like this. One time a black was on their property and she was the first to grab her gun kek. Raised ten kids and never complained. It's impossible to find a young woman like that anymore.
>>34688048Embrace the terrible beauty and beautiful terror of existence because it never goes away anyway https://youtu.be/BMOlZtpANa0
>>34688051MThat's a massive haul. Sounds like some cool stuff.I bought a Franciscan Crown rosary recently. My last non-essential purchase before that was an old Game Boy Pocket.
>>34688054Female friend, excited, I have never owned a sex toy and never felt like I missed it but NGL if someone gifted it I would still be thrilled just to find out what it feels like. My main reason for not picking one is that I am very particular in what stimulation I like and dislike so the risk of spending good money on something only to realize you hate how it feels right away is very real. So if there's no investment it goes from something not interesting to something new and fun. Male friend, nah, not okay unless I specifically told him I would love to have one or something. Otherwise it just comes across as him wanting to imagine me masturbating with something he gave me. Plus I am in a relationship so it would also come off as weird towards my partner.
>>34688060It really is a massive haul, oops. >Franciscan Crown rosaryOh, that's very nice. Pls post pics. I found four rosaries at the thrift store in the last month. One was with carved bone beads, one with mother of pearl beads and two with wooden beads. One's even from lourdes. That reminds me, I also bought a bible today, finally a complete catholic version and not the shortened protestant one. Here's a pic of the shell animals just because they're sweet.
>>34688065what about your bf giving you one?
>>34688048If it really was pointless (as in, apart from it not working out, you simply did not have fun or make cool memories together, this person did not teach you anything, did not open up your mind in any way, did not even leave you with cool new music), by realizing that you need to have better priorities in the future because apparently the priorities that made you pick your ex were really misguided.Most of the time it will not be pointless though, or only in the very superficial sense that it did not pay off in the form of an ongoing relationship or family. But that does not mean you gained nothing from it.
women are small and soft wow
>>34688072Definitely both surprised (because he knows my feelings about vibrators and has asked in the past why I never owned one) and very excited. Would also be really hot realizing he spent time thinking about what would get me off best.
>>34688054If I'm not intimate with someone, I don't want sex paraphernalia from them. Unless it's a joke.
I've realized that the girl I thought I fumbled was actually the one who did the fumbling.
Did you ever accidentally stare at your mom's boobs when you were a honry teenager?
>>34688070>That reminds me, I also bought a bible today, finally a complete catholic version and not the shortened protestant one.>Here's a pic of the shell animals just because they're sweet.Hell yeah on both fronts.The rosary I bought wasn't an antique or anything. It's a Rugged Dude Rosary for Guys or whatever that I bought online.
>>34688054Weirded out. Return the gift and unfriend.
>>34688041Not caring if we feel good about sex.
>>34688085no, but my cousins i did though. i'm from alabama so it's okay
>>34688087That looks very aesthetic. I like it, great purchase.Here's a pic of mine, idk how I managed to find such pretty ones, I've never seen any at the thrift store before but I'm very glad I got them. I keep one in the car, one in my pocket, one by the bed and one in my bag.
I should probably stop drinking
I just got tickets to the 30th anniversary screening of End of Evangelion !
We told each other I love you, and i cried, am I a pussy?
>>34688093Very nice. I'm suddenly realizing I wouldn't mind owning more than one lolI only started praying the rosary this week. I get to use the extra two decades on the Franciscan Crown today yippee
>>34688098Oh shiet. I forgot all about that. I might do the same
>>34688095nah
>>34688099I... uhwell... yeah
>>34688100Very exciting, I only really started maybe three weeks ago too. I actually bought the first one just because I couldn't leave it there. That probably wasn't a coincidence. >extra two decades on the Franciscan Crown today yippeeDo you usually pray it before bed or what have you been doing? I actually went to church today and prayed mine there, it was fantastic. I also got a bottle of holy water and lit some candles.
>>34688104>I actually went to church today and prayed mine there, it was fantastic. I also got a bottle of holy water and lit some candles.Awesome. I haven't been out to a Catholic church in something like 14 years now, and I've only been twice before.I'm avoiding the one where I live rn because I don't want to bump into some people I used to know, but I'm gonna start going after I move to another city this fall.I grew up agnostic and then as a Methodist, and then I was an atheist and later an armchair occultist for a while before I came back around to Christianity in my late twenties.
>>3468778912cm at most
>>34688107>Do you usually pray it before bed or what have you been doing?And yeah, that's what I've been doing. I want to give the Liturgy of the Hours a try eventually as well.
>>346877893 inches on a good day
>>34688093turning religion into consumerism
>>34688126Write a whole post about it instead of a pithy four words, why don't you.
>>34688127blow me
i wanted an atoga girl but then... my lats activated.
Mummy don't know daddy's getting hotAt the body shop, doing something unholy
>>34688107Yeah, same really. That's why I went today and not on sunday. I don't want to rush into it and go at my own pace without feeling observed or pressured. I haven't been to church in 15 years either. There was nobody else there, it was very peaceful. >after I move to another citySounds great, a truly fresh start. Have you already found one close to where you'll live that sounds like it would be a good fit?>agnostic and then as a Methodist, and then I was an atheist and later an armchair occultist for a while before I came back around to ChristianityA wild ride, but I'm sure that makes it feel like you really know what's the right thing for you now. I have a similar backstory, I grew up christian, well, we went to one these free evangelical churches and I went to a christian private school but as a teen I had a falling out with religion (ofc...) and basically became agnostic. Then I got heavily into the occult until I got so deep into it that it looped back around. Thank God.
>>34688126I plan to give then away when someone needs one and I paid maybe ten bucks for all of them together. It's not that big of a deal and it really helps me rn.
I'm a libra and she's piscesCould it work, femanons?
Anyone else a little sad that women dont really physically enjoy penetration?Its just kinda lame that they just do it for us
>>34688141no
>>34688141Have the voices in your head been telling you "facts" again?
>>34688134>Sounds great, a truly fresh start. Have you already found one close to where you'll live that sounds like it would be a good fit?Yeah, I feel like my life is about to get a lot easier in a lot of respects.I've found a few; I'm honestly spoiled for choice. Lots of Roman Catholic churches in the city I'm moving to and even a couple of Byzantine ones. I'm gonna check out a couple Roman Catholic ones first.It was certainly a wild ride. It's been a difficult conclusion for me to reach in light of how I was raised, but I plan to raise my kids as Catholics.>Then I got heavily into the occult until I got so deep into it that it looped back around. Thank God.Yep, you get it! I was also scared straight.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRVQD4FKPrY
I have to write a research paper and I spend 4 hours fixing an error in the data because somehow age was missing as a co-variable. thanks to AI I fixed it. Were not allowed to use AI (because of women) but everyone does it anyway
>>34688145AI can be a very valuable proofreading tool sometimes, yeah. I'm not a programmer but use it pretty often to proofread my writing.Where people go wrong is letting it actually write or even organize their work imo.
>>34688136>bluesky user sees bf after forgetting to take antipsychotics
>>34688144Me too, I already feel like a very heavy burden was lifted off my shoulders. I really hope you find one that's everything you hope for. >scared straightSpot on...>vid It's true. It's very fitting for me to not listen to those that told me to not go down there but having to find out myself why one shouldn't go down there. I think I learned my lesson this time for good.
>>34688141I can't relate. The women I've had sex with could cum from penetration
>>34688146yeah some people in my college let it write everything. few get caught. just some minor rephrasing and its impossible to tell if AI was used or not apparently
>>34688145>Were not allowed to use AI (because of women)Do men just have this thing where they're physically incapable of not blaming things they disagree with on women?
>>34688151They probably didn't
>>34688152I'm back in college after being away from school for a long enough time that LLMs weren't being used for this stuff when I was last enrolled, and shit like this blows my mind. Astounding lazinessI'll have my work cut out for me once I graduate and get my teaching license, it looks like
>>34688155They did. Usually they'd cum or get close before penetration because I'd eat them out or finger them and make out or w/e, foreplay stuff
I found out I have the innate ability to control sheepMy neighbor has a pen full of them and I can call them up, they follow me around etc.im the sheepman
erm I think rape is bad, the least the rapist could do is say he is sorry after he is done
>>34688160Hail sheepman
>>34688160you should become a shepherd and carry one of those jew sticks around
>>34688156the thing is you HAVE TO use AI now. eveyone uses it, so if you dont, itll be noticeably worse than the others
>>34688161My rapist took me to P.F. Chang’s afterwards I found him to be opinionated
>>34688163thats not a very profitable occupation
>>34688153literally every problem is caused, directly or indirectly, by women
>>34688166is that when you got the ick and changed your mind and decided that the sex was actually rape?
>>34688165I honestly don't believe that's true for using AI for anything beyond criticizing legibility or factual inconsistencies, and even then you have to vet what the damn computer has to say every single time.I truly don't think it makes a student better at writing or thinking critically any more than a calculator makes a student a better mathematician
>>34688169Yes I'm aware that men blame everything they don't like on women. I was just wondering if they do it because it causes them physical pain not to.
>>34688173the truth hurts
>>34688173HOW are you so easily trolled anon. It's the weekend lighten up
>>34688174What would happen if you went 24 hours without blaming something you dislike on women? Have you ever tried that?
>>34688160I'm jealous as shit that sounds magical.
The egyptians had actual miracles with their methods they could do magic and had cats. Thats like me, cus i do magic in ur pussy when i when i go down on u
>>34688177I've never had the opportunity
>>34688179Suuuuure thing
*juicy pussy sounds*
I actually do ive got girls to moan before. Youd have a good time.
>>34688181nta she sounds interested this might be a case of actual rizz on /atoga/
>>34688188>shehe said "in your pussy", learn to read
*sounds of someone dabbing*
I grew an eggplant.This is it's first flower and I was surprised how cool it looks.What do you think about it?
>>34688192what would that be, the shuffle of sleeves? a slight grunt from exertion?
>>34688159If the guy gets me off beforehand anyway I have no reason not to fake for him
>>34688150>I really hope you find one that's everything you hope for.Likewise.>It's very fitting for me to not listen to those that told me to not go down there but having to find out myself why one shouldn't go down there.Yeah, same here. I like to think of what St. Cyprian and St. Justina went through and realize things could have been a lot worse.
>>34688197a loud explosion-like sound from all the power they release by dabbing
>>34688200That doesn't really make any sense but okey.I don't know how to say this in a less crude way but I'm not clueless and can tell when a pussy is orgasming
can we bring back the 2016 meme dabbing? it was so funnyIm trying but just on my own i cant do it lads
>>34688195I like it :3
>>34688195I think growing it yourself makes it look much cooler to you than to me.
>>34688206i thought it was gay and retarded back then, when i was in fuken middle schoolit needs to stay in 2016
>>34688195kind of erotic
Femanons, I just took my gf's virginity a little bit ago so she's still "adjusting" to everything, but she's deathly silent during sex. How do I get her to open up? I barely got her to whisper to me when she's getting close or finishing. She is a bit autistic if that matters.
>>34688209you were simply too young to understand the nuance of the meme
>>34688217>what if we did le random stupid arm movement, for teh lolzmuch nuance
Women would you ever do this?
Which race/ethnicity of women enjoys sex the most?
>>34688221based on my research, the inuit
>>34688091Do lebians constantly stop licking to ask for feedback or what
>>34688158Girls, what's the girl-on-guy version of "Plap"?
>>34688213>She is a bit autisticKek you're probably fuckedMaybe get her drunk and straight up tell her that you want her to go out of her way to make sounds during sex, just to try it out for fun, even if she just does an impression of what pornos do.If/when she does make any sounds praise her for it
Damn anon, it's dark as FUCK in here*opens all your curtains/ rolls up blindsah much better, let there be light haha
>>34688224I hate lebians
>>34688229I'm hanging out next to an open window while I shrimp in my cozy chair and use my laptop tyvm
>>34688227Plap"God I wanna plap him so bad"See? Takes two to plap. His scrawny little thighs and hips and her plush ass.
women do you notice the balls touching you during seck?
>>34688228I hate when women fake it though, it's such a turn off. I'm thinking of restraining her and overstimulating her with a vibrator to force it out of her. Thoughts?
>women can't see their own genitaliaKinda pathetic
>>34688239that's why women invented mirrors
>Normie friend of mine wants to buy HoneySelect2Libido DXI own two fleshlights and that's a step too far for even me.
>>34688240>The modern silvered-glass mirror was invented in 1835 by German chemist Justus von LiebigFoids beaten yet again. Men have to invent ways of holding the titties, seeing the pussy, making them cum like fire hydrants. Smh.
>>34688002omg caturday!>>34688004what an adorable prince
>>34688229What the fuck are you doing it's noon and getting towards 90 degrees shit that shit >>34688235Sometimes
The machine spirit is real and it grants me boons as one of its disciples. It has spared my life, granted me fortune, and even provided me a wife.
>She made a triplolkek even
>>34688195I like that it's purple. Idk why but I assumed they would be white flowers. What kind? Just regular old globe eggplants?
Women will never understand the pain of waking up with a raging boner and having to jerk off or it'll stay hard for an hour while leaking precum the whole time.
>>34688253yeah and i put real work into it, see how it says "kitty bros", yeah im a real G if you cant tell already.
>>34688257Gotta rub one out before bed mate. That’s penis maintenance 101.
>>34688209I thought the same, man i didn't know how good we had it
>>34688258nta but that's actually pretty based
>really want a girl to cherish>dont want to cut my beard or hairuggggggg
>>34688258How did those cats take that selfie?
>>34688259can girls help guys with their penis maintenance?
>>34688265I'm also swallowing the bitter pill that I probably can't have metalhead hair anymore in my 30s
>>34688267That's the ideal scenario (post slightly less cats pls so other people can post images too :-) )
>>34688266*I* managed to take that pic with a cute boy cat because im a real G, as we already established
>>34688269oh im sorry you dont like cats? You like, punt kittens or something? Do you run a kill shelter? Are you adolf kitler?
>>34688268I mean.You can.If someone would reject you over a haircut it probably was never going to work anyway.
>>34688273No I love cat. I have so many photo of cat on my device.Here is one such example of a stray type cat
>>34688251we call it the rokolisk btw
>>34688277Eh, I really just don’t pull it off as well as I did five years ago in my honest opinion. I’m not gonna cut it all off though
>>34688267Only if you can pop his cork in less than a minute or two. It’s a “make this boner go away so I can get on with my day” kinda thing and not a “ooh lala i want the sexy time”
>>34688279I think thats a dark/normal cat, actually. Keep him away from a fighting/bug type cat like Fur-omosa
>>34688288Noted.I should’ve gotten a picture of the super skinny guy I found asleep on my porch when I got home yesterday. I think I also found his gf hiding behind the chair on my porchGave the skinny guy a big plate of food since humans are dopes
>>34688137Both of you are bitches, so maybe.
>>34688286If it doesn't feel like "you" any more then yeah that's a valid reason to cut it.
anons you wont guess what im playing>hint: its a cat game!!
I used to be able to lift heavy things
>>34688259I'm usually so tired I just fall asleep while jerking off>>34688287Wait what? How do you do that? Jerking off is like a 15-30 minute thing for me, the only thing that can make me cum faster is pussy
>>34688292Found a picture of the skinny one from when he was much less skinny. He looked like four pounds thinner yesterday at least, and it was super hot out. He got water too of course
women, can you crack an egg with your vagina muscles?
>vagina musclesWhat did he mean by this
>>34688300Probably not? I think it would come out rather than crack. I'm not sure how much pressure that would take I've never squeezed an egg until it popped.
>>34688300what?
>>34688303Pelvic floor...vagina...you know what he means
>>34688304I see, I thought vaginas were strong enough to crack eggs >>34688303what's confusing about my post? >>34688305if you insert an egg inside your cunt and then squeeze really hard, would you be able to break the egg?
>tfw i will never have a gf who will crack eggs with her pussy to make me breakfastwhy even live bros
>>34688298Bruh, get one of those jerk off machines or something, you should be able to torque your own bolt in less than 3 minutes. It’s your body. How do you have this little control over your own physiology?
>>34688310the egg shell would hurt a lot I think
>>34688313ok can you crush a soda can?
you guys remember that video of the guy that stuck a glass jar up his ass and then it broke inside him?
>>34688308According to the Internet it would take 5-10 newtons of force to crack an egg, the average kegel is between 3-7. It's theoretically possible but because of the shape and the opening it's never going to crack it's going to become a projectile lol.
>>34688321fascinating stuff.so vaginas are weaker than I thought
My wife has been training with a pair of tungsten Ben wa balls for a year and she can rip my dick off if she tried. I’m the one that says ow ow stop.
now I'm no longer afraid of getting my penis crushed by a vagina, time to lose my virginity
>>34688326>wifewhy tf are you even here
luv pecs
Femanons, are you on the latina belt?
was I in the wrong for blocking a girl who kept asking me for money then asked me for fifty bucks right before we were gonna hang out? I'm ok with helping out my friends but there comes a point where they have to handle things on their own and not use me as a wallet.
love flat chests
>>34688340paraguay and chile are ok uruguay and argentina are sus
>>34688340Why is Ireland an observer state?And why is Romania on the security council?Also dumb leftist should have put Israel on there
>>34687959thissometimes u just gotta accept you're weird and move on with your day
>>34688335Kids are grown and out of the house. Most of our friends are dead or out of state. It’s pretty much gym work chores then find something to do on the weekend. We had our date night on Thursday/friday and did a bunch of drugs and screwed. She’s sleeping it off and I’m shit posting on a Peruvian flute forum.
>>34688352israel is not latina at all and winter latina is kinda of cope. Also italy is ok maybe
Got kicked out of my gym for grunting too aggressively
>>34688318The human anus produces between 16 and 50 newtons of force.So the anal fad is actually a death grip masturbation problem, interesting.
>>34688360did you forgot to take off the butt plug
>>34688361very interesting, it all makes sense now
>>34688295This is fun. Reminds me of rollercoaster tycoon.
When are foids going to start having cute raccoon hair like Alyssa? It's been long enough now that nobody will think you're a tryhard for copying her.
Women, thoughts on this thread?>>/gif/30866463
>>34688373i knew a girl named alyssa, she was a bitch
>>34688375>>>/gif/30866463Silly me
>>34688141might be the most outrageous dicklet self report of all time
>>34688378ew
I just sharted me nanners
>>34688378I'm not clicking that
>>34688373I'm too old. I was around for the first bout of scene hair. Plus the maintenance is probably hell if you try to do it yourself and very 3xpensive if you don't. That's a dye job you pay someone else to upkeep every 4-6 weeks not something you do yourself at home.
any canadians watching the match
I just went on a date with a cougar and we just didn't click. She was too neurotypical for me. She even jokingly said I could larp or cosplay as a fucking dwarf even though I'm of average height and she's only slightly taller than me. And when I touched her ass she was surprised because I never once flirted with her, only talked to her normally (I don't really know how to flirt, only know physical touch). I apologized and said I don't konw what she expects of me. She said it was okay, nothing dramatic. And it was so awkward the entire time. She even gave me a little "tour" and paid for the transport because she felt bad for me.I'm feeling so sad right now.
>>34688391how did you meet her
>>34688389im amerimuttstanian but i am supporting my /cum/bros
I miss when caffeine actually worked
>>34688236I was gonna come back and suggest that actually (and subsequently forgot). No girl can resist being broken in, just make sure she trusts you etc.I also want to point out there may be a chance she's scared of being overheard.
Out at the open sea. That there is the life for me.
>>34688391You need to learn how to flirt with body language before you do it with words. >>34688389
>>34688399consume absolutely zero caffeine for a couple weeks and the first time you try it again, it will
>>34688244They don't "have to", they do it to show their love for their pets by inventing things to use on them.
>>34688404Fair winds and following seas
>>34688397yeah, marroco is actually good it is hard to root for them
>>34688399I wish caffeine worked for me at all. It just gets me jittery then makes me tired.
>>34688391>hot cougar will never flirt and make fun of your height while trying to be cutemanlets have a pot of gold and are furious because it isn't coal
>>34688407I guess I'll try that.>>34688413it doesn't even do that to me, I miss when it did that, I miss feeling something
>>34688389not canadian but I'm watching now, very boring so far
>>34688340Someone please explain the categories here?
>>34688410<3
>>34688419use your eyes?
I'm going to make hornbeam sap in spring and drink it all.
>>34688419>latina observers can be states that have shown exceptional solidarity to latinas (ireland), places with a high latina diaspora (texas), or places not physically in the belt but with a latina energy (south africa)https://x.com/YANASUPERSTARR/status/1887962453767524369
>>34688352>And why is Romania on the security council?NTA but they try to emulate latinas without having the looks for it.
>>34688425I mean what does White Enemy Nations mean? Is it because there are white women there and the latinas are competing? Why is Russia a Winter Latina belt? Why is my country grey?
Taking a multivitamin once a day has made a huge difference
>>34688436how?
>>34688432Sex is the only unit of value sluts know.
>>34688432Walking around in lingerie in her father's house when she used to live with him
Women, thoughts on these animals?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okvsVbi0OU8
>>34688442very yummy with sour cream, vermouth, basil and garlic
>>34688444D: but you're not wrong
>>34688441choking herself unconscious to get off so he had to find her like that and call an ambulance even
Women, if I gave you my number, and you still haven't reached out in 24 hours, should I just assume that you aren't going to and I misinterpreted all the green lights?
>>34688447no? two days is nothing, two weeks is when it becomes weird
I wish I were a woman! Why are you against it :(
>>34688447you have to remember that the vast majority of (single) women get texts and calls from a lot of men on a daily basis, so your spot in line is never certain or immediate.
>>34688446i like the idea of dating a freaky girl like that but i could never ever do any rough stuff like that to another person so it would be wasted on me
>>34688453disgusting
>>34688446Imagine the brain damage, gosh
>>34688456ok
>>34688392Tinder>>34688405Yeah... Honestly, I wasn't really attracted to her, I just forced myself to be at the end.>>34688414Except she wasn't that hot and I'm not sure she was trying to be cute...
4 sets of weighted cock curls4 sets of nut crushers4 sets of shaft swings30 minutes of gooning
>>34688441Based. Nobody disturbs her in the gooning palace.
seems like I will be going to china for a year girlies
>>34688378>>34688375No
>>34688464Why?
>>34688468learn chinese
>>34688447>pepe in 2026CHOPPED UNC ALERT. we use PEEPO in this house!!
imagine if dick size could change with lifting like the rest of the bodyyou could just do some cock curls and pecker pushups and get it anyway you likesomething valuable here, science should be looking at this
>>34688475lol does the penis even contain muscle?
The penis is a muscle.
>>34688478How do I grow it
>>34688477How do you think we make them twitch on command?
>>34688478I thought it was an organ
>>34688478Not in the way the rest of the body has muscle, noits more of a rubbery balloon structure, like anchor arms from spongebob
>>34688481you can do that? Can you make it twitch while inside?
>>34688442Personally I feel like rabbits are just less fun cats and I'm very allergic but, they're cute. >>34688447Nah give it 3 days before you start to despair. Don't want to seem over eager and freak you out.>>34688478No it's not?
>>34688485>Personally I feel like rabbits are just less fun cats and I'm very allergic but, they're cute.I can agree with that. Litter trained rabbits are cool pets but just don't have as much personality
>>34688481You're twitching it by doing a kegel there is no penis muscle
>>34688484We can. Not sure what doing it inside would be like, I don't think she'd be able to feel it as much.
>>34688477No, but we can use muscles near the benis to flop it around somewhat>>34688478Spiritually speaking, yes
>>34688477It has some at the base. That is the most active part of it, mechanically.
>>34688491>>34688492sexy
>>34688442Not a fan.
Genders, which house party?
>>34688442yuge fan!
>>34688484Yes, but the conscious kegel is much weaker than the subconscious one, the latter being one of the muscles powering an orgasm.
>>34688488I think being a prey animal has something to do with this. Although I've probably never met a properly socialized pet rabbit and I've never tried to bond with one since I can't be near it for more than 20 minutes without feeling like I might die. Supposedly they're just as intelligent as cats.
men ugly and creepy
>>34688503M, 3 solely for the gym, can I replace the pizza and beer though?
>>34688503f, house 5
>>34688503FemaleHouse 6
>>34688507yeah i know..
>>34688503Gregory House
>>34688503Is this implying that any of the options that don't mention a screen just don't have access to tv at all? Or that none but the first have blankets?
>>34688498It's honestly not sexy at all irl, it looks funny
>>34688507thanks anon, I had forgotten I'm ugly and creepy
>>346885034 but I don't really care that much about chocolate. Egg bites tho.
>>34688507I'm neither of those things but am insane
>>34688414I said I was of average size, her foid gooner mind sees anyone less taller than her as not giants, I guess.
What is taking virginity like
>>34688529The hymen makes it awful for both parties, I still remember the pain and my bf couldn't stay hard since I was crying
>>34688529Not that special desu.
>>34688529Bonding through pain, according to gf.
Women: for what purpose
>>34688538cleavage
i said i was 6'4 and i was only 6'1 and now shes madwhy is she so upset
i said i was 110lbs and i'm 210lbs and now hes madwhy is it so upset
>>34688544Because what else have you lied about and how many more lies will you tell? You need to be honest.
>>34688544People consider being lied to disrespectful.
>>34688544imagine lying to the IRS
>>34688544You need to be taller than 99% of men to make women happy, sorry. Being in the 90th percentile just doesn't cut it these days.
>>34688549>>34688548oh so now 3 inches is suddenly enormous
Should blue and red states split and become independent countries?
>>34688554You didn't read my post.
>>34688547>comparing 3 inches of height to 45kg of lardamericans are such fat disgusting fucking sludge people its insane
>>34688538The reason they're there is to push up the boobs, the reason they're hands? It's lingerie it's a sex joke come on.
>>34688562i said i was 90lbs and i'm 900lbs and now hes mad afwhy is it so upset
>>34688559No, because you look inside the states and you'll find that each one is a mixture of red counties and blue counties. Dividing a nation along state lines still won't make people happy.
>>34688559
>>34688547is it wrong to tell a man i have a BMI of 22.7 when its actually 22.9?
>back in january>start talking to 36 y.o. lawyer on dating app>eventually agree to meet for coffee>she's very giggly and charming IRL>we chat for a while, the worst I do is mention an interest in mongolian history and wanting to learn horse archery>she's very educated and intelligent obviously>I walk her to her car, slightly lean in for a kiss, she slightly leans away>nothing too awkward though, didn't feel that hot wash of embarasment you get if you really fucked up>later she sends me a message saying she had a great time and would love to get together again>I ask for her number, she gives it>text her a few days later to get dinner>she's busy>text her again a few days later>she's busy>give up>start fucking a different girl>forget about her>month later I hit her up again to meet up>she says she has a lot going on, I'll let you know, etc. bullshit>go another month without texting her>ask her out for lunch again>she doesn't reply until the next day but says yes she could>I tell her it'd need to be a half-hour later than I originally said [because I'm already eating lunch figuring she wouldn't reply] and she says that'd be too late cause she has somewhere else to go later>ask her about it, it's some event with a friend, she describes it a bit>ok.jpg>stop texting her again>a month later I text her again asking if she wants to meet for drinks>I'm banging 2 other girls at this point>she says no she's out in a major metro area with friends>we talk about the city a bit over text>I have the last word>2 months silence>finally decide to text her again and then just delete her number>just ask her what she's doing for 4th of july>she actually says what she's doing, and asks me what I'm doingSo what the hell is going on here, honestly? Why keep replying to me? She's clearly not very interested. I'm banging 2 other women now but I'd love to fuck her as well. Any advice or is it beyond salvage?
>>34688571yes because it implies you should be trying to romance other people at a BMI of 22oink oink
>>34688572all that greentext just to larp?
>>34688559It wouldn't work. The cities are always bluer than the rural areas you'd have to split it up by county and then that would fucking suck because the rules would change every half hour on a road trip. Keeping track of what laws you're breaking would be exhausting.
Do women even like guys?
>>34688576Not to mention purple states.
>>34688572You're supposed to be normal and give up. This is made up though, no lawyer could be this conflict averse.
>jUsT stOp Lo0KiNg AnD tHe rIgHt OnE wILl cOmE
>>34688583Worked for me.
>>34688577Sometimes I think I do but then I get to know them better
>>34688577Heterosexual women only experience autogynephilic meta-attraction with men.
How do I swindle a guy I've already mentally erpzoned into giving me attention if I've been unnecessarily aggressive and rude with him and don't know how seriously he took it? It was a compliment, I just get angry when I'm aroused.I also mainly want his attention because my crush is busy.
>>34688559the fact that americans even say shit like this is what proves you're not a real country and never have beenjust a giant economic zone of ethnic enclaves in a perpetual state of intermittent conflicts
>>34688574What about it is a LARP?>>34688581>This is made up though, no lawyer could be this conflict averse.She isn't a courtroom lawyer, if that helps.But yeah maybe she just likes the attention?I mean, I don't mind the attention either. But it's so weird that she would be interested in another date 3 months after our last one.Unless she just wanted lunch on someone else's dime.I've been ghosted several times and it's crazy that she still hasn't.She always responds.Maybe out of spite? I don't know.
>>34688577They like the concept of a man, and they like to be dominated.
>>34688587I don't even know what your sentence means. You ERP with him? I'm sure he doesn't mind if you got annoyed with him. What are you trying to swindle him out of? Money? Just ask him for some. Make it part of a roleplay. If he gives in he dserves it. I have never given money to a woman over the internet, even close friends who I trust.
>>34688584Don't be dishonest. You're clearly burying the lede.
>>34688595I'm doing what?
>>34688584If you asked them or they asked you, it wasn't because either of you "stopped looking".
canada so cooked
>>34688591>inb4 the foid masses scurry to mass reply and say they DEFINITELY hate dominant sex ad infinitum
>>34688598Nobody asked nobody, we just started making out when watching a movie and that was that.
>>34688601ntaPretty sure women don't deny liking dominant sex. They do tend to get irritated by is idiot men assuming they love to be raped because 30 something housewives read 50 Shades of Gray when it came out though.
>>34688591true but i also like how they look and how some of them act
>>34688602If you made out, one of you approached the other and you both had the intention of intimacy. You didn't "stop looking". Please for the love of God stop spreading that lie or pretending your story fits into it, when it clearly doesn't.
>>34688607Nope, we just sat next to each other and were a bit drunk.
>>34688613You didn't "just exist next to each other." You described an action. The point is, "stop taking action" and "don't approach anyone", which is what the "jUsT sToP lOoKinG" mantra implies, is bullshit.
>>34688594>You ERP with him?No, but I want to. If he doesn't ERP I'll be fine with just flirting aggressively.>I'm sure he doesn't mind if you got annoyed with himI'm afraid he might be annoyed with me. He engaged me the first two times and now I don't know whether it's just my turn or if he's had enough.>What are you trying to swindle him out of?Attention. I think he should stop what he's doing and talk to me, even though I can tell that the things he's doing are more entertaining than talking to me and he almost certainly also has access to better people to talk to.
>>34688451If you decide to transition, I support it. It's not what I would do but it's no skin off my nose if you're about that.
>>34688614Yes, we did just sit next to each other. Now stop acting so retarded, no wonder you're single.
>>34688574how is it a LARP?>>34688581>You're supposed to be normal and give up.That's the thing, if I wasn't normal, you'd think she'd just NOT REPLY or block my number. It's really weird. Maybe just overly-nice? I don't know.
how did LARP go from an IRL thing to an internet thing?
>>34688589as opposed to ancient and historical nations like France, who are on their fifth republic in the last 250 years, or Germany who didn't even exist as a unified identity until 1871?
>>34688624zoomers (like you) parroting a word because it's \trendy without actually understanding what it means.see "based", "incel", "wee(a)b(oo)", "literally", "unironically", and so on
>>34688589I'm not a United Stater
>>34688584in my case I attracted a bpdemon, what did god mean by this?
how am i supposed to be dominant in bedroom if my penis is small
Women, have you ever thought of this?
>>34688636Constantly for over a decade
>>34688632That you're operating on a low level where creatures like that dwell.
>>34688629>identifying with existing borders/states/governments rsther than thousands of years of shared history, heritage, and cultureits so sad how you proved my point without realizing it, just an entire empire of lost people
>>34688636I have but I'm not an uber leftist, so that would cause me some problems.
>>34688636ew no
>>34688636>if you don’t like men, have you tried domestic abuse instead?
I want science to explain why beef hotdogs taste so much better than pork.
>>34688648Higher fat
>>34688636yeah but a lesbian cant pound me like a jackhammer
>>34688648how would you know? last time you had a huge melty about not using pork fat for cooking
>>34688651>what is a strap on
>>34688650>>34688650tty sure theyre equally fatty?>>34688652when? im not kosher. I dont use lard but thats because i dont think lard tastes particularly good
>>34688648it's because you're jewish
>>34688656>equally fattyYou verified this?
>>34688642>pretending France, Germany, et al have "thousands of years of shared history and heritage" rather than being a revolving door of conquest, subjugation, depopulation, and repopulationask the Scots how much they value their "shared heritage" with the English. ask the Catalans about the Castilians.
>>34688660NTAI'm not Jewish and I hate hot dogs. Granted I like pork, but still.
>>34688662>anon still thinks it’s the 13th century
behave patty, or imma put you on the grill
Women, thoughts?
>>34688529I had already fingered my gf so there was no hymen but she did say "Wow, I see why people do this for fun" when I put it in her so that made me feel goodI should probably focus on that more than the women who've insulted me, thanks Anon for reminding me there is beauty in this world and I should live to see more of it
>>34688559No, it has to be regions of the continent. But balkanizing is the only chance it has to resolve things civilly, I think, and even then you'll have people freaking out about who's grandfathered in and the coasts getting the cities etc.Let's face it, we just need segregation reinstated with common commerce areas like NYC which get their own rules.
>>34688667NTAI'm pretty sure Scottish people still bitch about the English.
>>34688670my thought is: ok
>>34688642besides, what do you think argument is being made about "Blue v Red state" it's a layman's descriptor of the cultural and ethnic differences between people from the South and people from the North. it's not about 'Texan government vs Californian government', it's Texan people vs Californian people. governments are a creation of the people, not the other way around. this is something old worlders always struggle with, consequence of the serf mindset. >>34688667>conflating the 19th century with the 13th to try and make a pointholy bad faiththe Catalans and the Scots are literally as we speak ruled by political parties that exist to try and establish independence from the 'main' country. Fighting for independence referendums as we speak. you are wrong on all accounts.
>>34688572She's kind of interested but isn't ready/willing to pick you because she hasn't exhausted her hopes for prince gigachadding
>>34688670Feels a little passive aggressive
State genderWhat is the best parody movie?
>>34688686FDewey CoxNot Another Teen MovieAirplane
>>34688686MaleWalk Hard
pork in general is mid, the price is great but the culinary potential is lacking, Its not healthy, doesnt taste nearly as good as beef or fish and only better than some lean poultry. Pork really needs to be smoked seasoned and cured (bacon, ribs, hotdogs) to taste great
>>34688686space balls maybe
>>34688686FProbably Airplane but I'm partial to Spaceballs and Robin Hood men in tights.
>>34688636I like men too much. Its not theyre fault that theyre so dumb they just need someone to whip them into shape.
>>34688691I know you're rage baiting but try a tenderloin. I don't like chops, or ribs, most pork really.
>>34688674And? The Scotts share much more with the English today than they do with their ancestors
>>34688696why not just date smarter ones
What kind of pole arm weapon works best for home defense? I'm trying to weigh between a Pike, a Halberd, a Naginata, and a Luzerne Hammer.
>>34688691pork is no less healthy than any other red meat.>it's the other white meat!just a marketing term to try and convince people to eat it in an era when pork was unpopular because of religious superstition.
>>34688700Do you think the average Scottish person gives a shit about that? Just admit you're wrong.
>>34688701smarter=dumber to women because conservatives are dumb according to them
>>34688677> the Catalans and the Scots are literally as we speak ruled by political parties that exist to try and establish independence from the 'main' country. Fighting for independence referendums as we speak. you are wrong on all accounts.Lol, yeah they’re so independent and brutal warriors that they just sit around debating for 100 years on whether or not they should host a non-binding vote on whether independence is a good idea. If they were serious, they would have just done as the Irish did
>>34688691pork is wayyy better than almost all fish.
>>34688703shotgun with a KABAR bayonet
>>34688686M, Airplane!
>>34688617You literally said you made out. That's not "just sitting next to each other."
>>34688698do you care?
>>34688703picrel with bayonet
>>34688705The claim I was responding to is whether or not the people of Europe today share heritage. The Scots and English share so much heritage that they are, outside of some superficial trivialities, the same people regardless of what the Scots (who are speaking English in a parliament) think.
>>34688707>from "they don't care" to "they're still just debating it in courts"goalpost status: shifted
I just like men in a normal way
>>34688703>for home defenseAre you planning on fighting people in the yard? What?
>>34688715I want to hear your thoughts yes.
>>34688715The refusal of a straight answer says everything
>>34688708I love fish so much you dont understand fish is my absolute favorite food group i wish i lived near fisheries so i could eat it every day
>>34688717southern Germans share a closer heritage with Austrians than they do with northern Germans. are they Austrian?
>>34688718They don’t care. They just say things because they know if they didn’t their officials wouldn’t get elected. It’s like Trump saying he’s a Christian. He’s not, he just knows if he didn’t respect the religion he wouldn’t get elected. If they were serious about independence and not just using it as a propaganda tool they would actually be labelled as a terror state.
I woke up spponing and embracing my bed cover. This is a sign of feeling lonely, isn't it? Maybe I should admit to myself that I am indeed a bit lonely , being a virgin at 35. And act accordingly.
>>34688722Quit trolling, quit trying to bait, and literally fuck off.
>>34688726Don't bother, he's just going to move the goalpost to cling to his "America has no culture" mindset.
>>34688724Don’t you live in a land locked state
>>34688726What is an Austrian outside of a citizen of Austria when compared to a German?
>>34688601Have never seen one woman deny they like being dominated
>>34688701smart guys are "icky creep nerds" and are therefore invisible to women. there are factually more intelligent men on earth than women, any difficulty they have in finding one who isn't an idiot is purely self-imposed.
>>34688633How are those two even connected? Are men retarded?
>>34688732no, great lakes
>>34688703A boar spear.
>>34688724the only really good fish ive ever had was FRESH tuna steaks maybe dead for 20 minutes before being thrown in a frying pan. everything else has been mid at best
>>34688724do you condemn the actions of the state of israel?
>>34688741kys
>>34688733what makes a Lowlander and a Highlander 'German' outside of the legal border?
>>34688735NTAAre you seriously conflating socially awkward nerds with actual smart men?
>>34688735icky creep nerds are icky creep nerds. Me and my male friends are pretty damn smart and also slay. Skill issue on your part. Also only midwits need to constantly blab about how smart they are. And midwits are ick incarnate.
>>34688743get raped
>>34688698>>34688742Imagine being so obsessed with Israel, that you feel the need to ask about it to a random namefag simply because said namefag is half-Jewish. I bet you're not even Arab.
>>34688745socially awkward nerds tend to be of higher than average intelligence, so yes I am. >another episode of chadsexual woman thinking height + jawline = intelligence
>>34688724what fish and prepared how?
>>34688749>No no, you don't understand! Spergs who spend all day playing Warhammer 50 are the ideal men for women to date!
>>34688744I don’t know, I’m not versed on local German cultures. They must share some culture and heritage if you’re asking this question.
>you have a cute chinwhat did she mean by this?
>>34688680>>34688680>She's kind of interested but isn't ready/willing to pick you because she hasn't exhausted her hopes for prince gigachaddingTotally fair. So how do I leverage turning that into sex?She's 36 I'm 32.
>>34688748its caused a bit of a streisand effect for me. my assumption for the answer is not particularly fascinating but now im curious
>>34688747meanie head :(
>>34688755post chin
>>34688755You have a cute chin. Nothing deeper to it.
>>34688749Nta but honestly most of the smart, successful people I know are confident. Not necessarily chads, but confident.
>>34688760no, I would never post myself here
>>34688755it was the only thing on your face she could say something positive about
>>34688759NTAI support genociding all Muslims and I'm not Jewish.
>>34688755Do you have a butt chin? Theyre cute and rare.
>>34688572>So what the hell is going on here, honestly?who cares>Why keep replying to me?who cares>I'm banging 2 other women nowYou could have started banging a third one in the time it took you to write up all this shit Also always assume that any woman you meet through those "apps" is a full blown loon, normal attractive and mentall healthy women have no need of those.
>>34688742>>34688698>>34688722why does it matter? third world browns engage in third world brown behaviour, why does my entire morality system have to revolve around Israel and Palestine? like asking me to give a shit about starving Ethiopians or the Ukraine war or the Kashmir conflict. hate this new era of performative grandstanding over geopolitics.
>>34688748Do YOU condemn the actions of the state of Israel?Do you condemn the actions of the Myanmar state and its genocide on the rohingya people?
>>34688769not very difficult is it?>>34688758
>>34688604>>34688734i dont understand why most women like to be dominated. Like there has to be a biological explanation for why. If i had to chose i would want to be dominant but for some reason im subby and i dont know why. Being submissive seems like an evolutionary disadvantage
>>34688768ah there we go that makes sense >>34688773kinda actually it used to be more noticeable, are they rare?
i have a butt chin and i hate it, want to get it ground off like a tranny atp
>>34688759>Is not a troll or bait, Im just curiousWhen you repeatedly post off-topic content in the wrong thread on the wrong board, that makes you a troll.
>>34688779Idk being smaller and weaker by default kinda sucks it makes sense that we've evolved to be delusional that that's actually a good thing for us.
>>34688776>mywhy samefag if you admit to being yourself. its not about ur entire personality its a singular issue not difficult to answer
>>34688784butt chins on guys are cute
>>34688752>proving my pointlol>>34688763anecdotes. there is a statistical trend of things like insecurity and asocial behaviour being strongly correlated to higher IQs. it's basically a matter of being self-aware, the less intelligent you are the less aware you are of yourself and people's perceptions of you which naturally leads you to being more confident in social scenarios.
>>34688776Just say "no" no need to throw a fit
>>34688785why dont you get on to this guy >>34688703
>>34688779Why is it a problem? Subs seem to have a better time because they're getting some guy to pleasure themSo really you're the dominant one
>>34688793>repeatedly
>>34688789fuck now I'm upset that it's not as noticeable as it used to be
>>34688791sources?
>>34688797just lose the weight again
>>34688779Women only like being submissive in bed, the rest of the time they love telling men what to do.
Men, what kind of chin do you have?
>>34688796get over itthis thread is off topic shitpost central, hasnt been about actually asking the opposite gender in years
>>34688793key word repeatedly. hes also asking for advice
>>34688791>proving my point>lolOkay, prove to me that spergy nerds are the most intelligent and ideal men to date then.>>34688792Kill all Muslims.
>>34688791NtaThat doesn't mean every insecure antisocial weirdo is smart though.Depression is also correlated with intelligence.
>>34688805A butt chin
>>34688779Because we're a species with female sexual selection. Theres no need or even advantage to women being higher test and more assertive/outgoing/goal chasing in a sexual context. The evolutionary adaptation is that men prove themselves fit to breed (via competence, dominance, ability to protect/nuture the tribe etc) and women choose which male to breed with. If women liked sexo and were as dominant as men, bad genes would get passed on willy nilly, which helps explain why we are the way we are.
>>34688805The goatee scruff kind.
>>34688803I'm not fat, it just was more noticeable when I was a teenager
>>34688806So your mode of thinking that if other people do bad things, then you have carte blanche to be just as bad or even worse? Interesting... I wonder who else has that mindset...
>>34688804I like both.>>34688812What are bad genes to you and why?
>>34688816it's good it's less noticeable, butt chins are horrible
ATOGA, it's been so long since I was last here ahhhhhhh. I got busy with my new job. :( Atoga, how do I stop trying to satisfy the urge to feel "chosen" romantically? I keep falling into a pattern where I am getting attached to emotionally detached men just because I felt chosen when they first pursued me, only for them to withdraw to the point of me doing all of the emotional heavy lifting.
>>34688817literally everybody on earth who isnt both autistic and a moralfag
>>34688788because I'm not samefagging.>it's not your entire personalityyou're trying to judge (the royal) me based on a personal opinion of some random ethnic pissing contest in the middle east. if I said I condemn Israel, your internal response would be "this guy is on My Team and is thus Based and Redpilled and I can trust anything he says", and conversely if I did not your response would be "this guy is a Mossad shill agent sent to try and gaslight me into enlisting in the army so I can go die for ZOG in Iran" or some other schizo nonsense. you are trying to assign people into this weird false dichtomy of 'either With or Against Israel', with the underlying implication being that Israel is some grand enemy against you/the world. I wait with bated breath for your reply to be something along the lines of accusing me from being from Tel Aviv.
>>34688818>What are bad genes to you and why?Autism genes, obesity genes, gay genes. Anything that causes limp wrists, flapping hands, low or excessive mobility, and a high pitched voice or inability to put up a fight. All very dysgenic.
>>34688821Well then I guess we've answered the question: Israel is just like everyone else.
Femanons, what are you doing for the 4th?
>>34688818What do you mean bad and good?
>>34688805A sharp crescent-moon chin. Along with my dour and intense demeanor, you might see me as a moon-faced assassin of joy.
>>34688829not thatsomeone needs to tell her her spray tan sucks
>>34688823so answer to the best of your ability or openly refuse to or say nothing
>>34688830Bad and good as in:You're hot then you're coldYou're yes then you're noYou're in then you're out
>>34688829what is that blob shaped boob hanging down on the side lol
>>34688809no but it does establish a trend. a pattern. "but the exceptions" is not an argument. >>34688808>idealshifting goalposts. your original claim was that spergy nerds aren't intelligent.
>>34688835...why??
>>34688824Do you ever consider why you think that? What need do we have for anti-social psychopaths that like to fight in the 21st century. Men lost. We dont need those traits anymore. We need intelligent, peaceful men.
>>34688835humbly i dont think you have the same level of connection to the conflict as she
>>34688829drinking the highest proof vodka i can find and saying horny stuff on atoga probably. my parents have been mad at each other all day so the senpai isn't doing anything
What do we think kp's name is? I'm guessing Esther.
>>34688829nothing, im european. i hope all the americans here are having a good day though :D
>>34688805one made out of bone
>>34688846rebecca for sure
>>34688817blame the femanons for only coming here to humblebrag as the biggest fish in a small pond and never answering questions
>>34688839>Hah, you mistyped! Therefore I win!Now I want you to prove that you yourself are actually intelligent and not a midwit. Please tell me on how being a sperg who knows everything about Halo lore is the same thing as being an astrophysicist.>>34688843You're right I don't I just want you to shut the fuck up about it.
>>34688846sarah
>>34688840so youre against that? can that be abstracted to a fully fledged condemnation?
>>34688850give me questions i will answer :(
>>34688842All I've heard from femanons on atoga lately is that men need to go off and die in wars again.
>>34688842>We need creepy, lanky and skinnyfat dweebs with speech impediments and freakish body language whose ankles break when they hop on the sidewalkNo, we fucking don't
>>34688851well then why did u reply to my question
>>34688842you can only afford this luxury because aggressive fighter men are protecting you from the aggressive fighter men of the neighbouring tribe.
>>34688859I want you to shut the fuck up about Israel/Palestine, that's why.
>>34688846Cold af>>34688849Warmer>>34688852Warmer
femgooners exist but they keep it to themselves more than male gooners do.thank u for being civil and decent to others, femanon gooner
>>34688829women don't celebrate independence day
>>34688862sophia
>>34688856Whereever did I say unhealthy? >>34688860Is that really where you landed in the current geopolitical landscape? Besides who would women need protecting from if men didnt exist?
>>34688559yeah, that is a good idea for the rest of the world
>>34688862bethany
>>34688860nta but can i talk to the intelligent men of the neighboring tribe
>>34688860I once beat up a macho man in public for bragging about how he was in the military and had killed people. I spent the night in jail for my behavior but giving that dickhead a bloody nose was fucking worth it.
>>34688863They keep to themselves but they also listen to smut at work, slowly poisoning their relationships by comparing their Joe Average husbands to the 6'9" werewolf billionaires in the smutterino.Male gooners have the common courtesy to be neets and have PIED so they cannot bother anyone.
>>34688872was the man albert einstein?
>>34688868No, you're just a socially and mentally dysfunctional weirdo who's obsessed with a female stranger on the internet, probably sexually.
>>34688775>You could have started banging a third one in the time it took you to write up all this shitIm working on it but to be honest this one is hotter than the others in a weird way it'd be more satisfying to conquer her. Esp a lawyer who acts so intelligent and classy and dresses stylishly. Reducing her to a little slut would be very satisfying. It's fucked up but I can't help it anymore. So yeah if there's a viable path to banging her I'd like to try it. Because why not? But if it's 100 percent not happening then I'll give up.
>>34688871women are fundamentally traitorous to any tribe they inhabit so yes feel free
>>34688865slightly colder>>34688870cold
>>34688863I won't be as decent once I get alcohol in me, moid gooner>>34688877It's always sexually
Normal men, why do you still post here?
>>34688862how is sarah and rebecca warmer are you retarded?
>>34688872and everyone clapped etc
>>34688877ok that doesnt answer my question tho
>>34688875There were girls reading Kushiel's Dart and those Anne Rice fairy tale smut books when I was in elementary school. I wish I was fucking kidding. Pretty horrible when you consider that was paired with an abject LACK of real sex education.
>>34688842>We need intelligent, peaceful men.Women say this, but their smut consumption tell a different story.That, or they are just expressing their latent dual mating strategy.
>>34688886I'm not normal, I have an autistic disease of the brain and severe OCD.
>>34688891NTAOh god, the zoomer men want to play the "sexual fantasies must mean you want this in real life" game. Do I need to bring up the degenerate rape hentai?
>>34688886if i didnt post here i would interact with nobody at allthis is the quickest thread on the site that isnt gacha garbage or furry shit on /b/
>>34688891Of course men can only rationalize through porn lmfao
>>34688882a first hand account is more valuable to me than a random anon no offense
GenderDo you condemn the actions of the Ottoman state and the Armenian genocide?
>>34688881Hannah LeahMiriamRachelAnnaRuth
>>34688880who wants to be part of my neighboring tribe nyeheheh
>>34688903One of these starts with the correct letter.
>>34688882a first hand account is more valuable to me than a random anon no offense im aware of the averages
>>34688905how do you know? suspicious
>>34688898what does degenerate hentai have to do with zoomers specificallythey didnt invent or popularize it
>>34688898Yes, go ahead. I do not mind generalizations. Men want to rape and women shit-test men by saying they want peaceful men who cry and show emotions while rubbing themselves silly to dangerous men taking advantage of them.
>>34688898women love rape wdym
>>34688898yes, that's how it works. people who fap to loli/shota are pedophiles. people who fap to futa want to fuck trannies. and so on.
>>34688829Nothin
>>34688908yeah i blame MILLENIALS
>>34688905It sounds like a dogs name she’s complained about it before.
>>34688890Sounds about the same as watching hardcore porn from the age of 6 (me).
>>34688901>>34688906There have been thousands of polls done about this. Furthermore, even liberal Jews who are critical of the Israeli government still support Israel as a country. This can be learned via basic research and shitting up random 4chan threads isn't necessary.>>34688902FI'm not Turkish, so that's not a problem for me.>>34688908Zoomer men like to pretend that men don't jerk off to degenerate porn when that's objectively not the case. Hentai is the most obvious example of this.>>34688910You're right, Night Shift Nurses was targeted towards women and not men.
>>34688903Nta but one of these is my name lol.
>>34688909The words of an insecure man who is more afraid of his emotions and being seen as weak by other men than he is actually trying to understand women.>dangerous men taking advantage of themYOU want to be this person so you project it onto women as something they want. Nothing more
>>34688911>She's a 4000 year old dragon in the body of a 4 year old girl!>He's actually my husband in the body of a 7'0" billionaire werewolf with a 9" cock!
>>34688918is it hannah you fucking nerd
>>34688917>Night Shift NursesI don't know what that is and why are you always larping as a mormon
>>34688918nta but im a river and a country :D
Either GenderWould you agree to go out in public with your partner in a dog collar with you holding the leash?
>>34688898Most men who are into that hentai shit actually do act super rapey and creepy to women though
>>34688918sup miriam
>>34688917is it crazy to want a jewish perspective and their reasoning i dont know any irl
>>34688919>Immediate psychoanalysisWomen are so gosh darn predictable.
>>34688911futafags vehemetly dislike trannies irl and autistically seethe about their existence though>t. /d/fag that has to wade through hundreds of autistic futafags to use the board
>>34688902Mottomans can suck my cockthe bishop of our cathedral still wears his uniform made off a ottoman commanders cloak that was captured from his corpse
>>34688924MNo, its disgusting to involve people that dont want to be involved in your fetishes, Id do it around the house with the curtains closed.
>>34688929Something something fucking spiders.
>>34688929they're coping about how closeted they are
Women do you think penetration is aesthetically appealing?
>>34688927It's crazy to spam and pester repeatedly.
>>34688934Sir this is the gender war frontline, you're looking for /pol/.
>>34688932This same "logic" is used to justify homophobia and transphobia. Not fucking cool, dude.
>>34688936Yes
>>34688932But the whole point of doing it is to do it in public
>>34688924MAbsolutely not. I am into some crazy shit and have a pretty high bar for boundaries but anything that exposes regular people in society to my/our antics is an automatic no.
>>34688881shira
>>34688936i dont rlly understand this question but it made me think of being penetrated and that turns me on
>>34688924FNo
>>34688939yes, that should be illegal too.
>>34688939Disingenuous hands.
>>34688943Tell us what freaky shit you WOULD do, anon. The people deserve to know.
>>34688923Jordan??
adversaries get cum
>>34688923Yellow
>>34688929they like the fictional hermaphrodite that "futa" actually meansthey do not like the males crossdressing and demanding to be seen as cute and fem, doesnt seem too hypocritical to me desu (its still ultra gay though, thats a different matter entirely)
oh wait KP is a man so his name has to be david
>>34688952(dont say my name it's a secret)
>>34688945What do you think about internal ejaculation then?
>>34688959It's a nice name! :)
>>34688886there are no normal people on 4chan. you're utter delulu if you think you're gonna find a wealthy handsome and well-adjusted man here to come 'rescue you' from bedrotting.
Women, whats your favorite pizza?
>>34688951Not important, the point is that the level of weirdness you get up to is your business only if other people don't get roped into it unwillingly in civil society
>>34688960Creampies? Love creampies. Why have condom when I can take the pill and have creampie??
>>34688965any pizza he's make for me
why would you use this thread
>>34688959I knew a girl named jordan in high school she was a fukken weirdo. always wore a headband
>>34688963this/adv/ specifically is actually one of the worst boards as well, the neurosis here makes many others look like a ray of sunshine
>>34688961i have to change my typing style and become less identifiable. farewell. (thank you)
>>34688898spoiler: men watch extreme female degradation porn because they have an unhealthy relationship with women and use the porn as an outlet for "getting back at them"
>>34688969well it's a comedy goldmine
>>34688965tomato sauce, mozarella, onions, garlic, chili, mushrooms, arugula, lots of pepper
>>34688902I have to remain silent on this issue because we require the continued cooperation of Turkey as a partner and ally in all our shared blocs and coalitions.
>>34688963I've had sex with more than one person who casually mentioned posting on 4chan, so apparently people on here do have social lives and do fuck irl
>>34688974it is really not
>>34686370So far I've been using dating apps to meet women but I feel like I should try something else. So where do I meet someone? Where did you meet your gf/bf?
>>34688970i do not like headbands so at least she was not me
>>34688965A really good pizza needs to be greasy and spicy. Lots of oil and lots of tomato paste, maybe buffalo or sriracha sauce for good measure.A Califlower Buffalo pizza with spicy Pepperoni is probably the best.
>>34688929it's called "being in the closet". there's a reason why so many anti-gay politicians get caught fucking other men, and why so many racists crank it to BLACKED.
>>34688967Condoms are lame but pulling out and giving a facial or something sometimes is really hot I think.
>>34688925who actually commits rape, though?
>>34688973just intuitively i really feel like women dramatically overestimate how many men are into degradation in general, even more pornbrained onesjust seems like a constant tic i see mentioned but idk if i see it myself.
>>34688985SPIDERSPIDERS
>>34688988I've known people irl who've done jail time for rape, and I've also known their victims. So apparently some people do .
>>34688966Why bring it up in the first place then if youre just going to wimp out
>>34688986I haven't had a facial but one time a guy pulled out to finish on my stomach, then said he wasn't done yet, and put it back in to fuck the rest into me. Been chasing that high ever since.
>>34688991Wake me when the arachnophobes get caught having sex with spiders.
>>34688991I can't stand the spidersI can't bear their crawlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxZXEEgL9tY
>>34688993To illustrate a difference between two concepts. Are you dense?
>>34688995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJHtTXhHA68
>>34688967>pillpermanently fucks your hormones and brain chemistry
Its coming home
is it still rape if I say I'm sorry?
>>34688995Spiders on your wall, Spiders on your floor,Spiders on your bed frame,Spiders on your sheetsSpiders on your cock>>34689001I promise I am much crazier without the pill and it is better for humanity to keep me on it
>>34689005Domestic violence? It sure is.
>>34688992what I was getting at is that most rape isn't done by the "icky creepy nerds", it's by the low-inhibition psychopaths with a penchant for violence and by the hyperconfident Chads who know they can get away with it because of their social connections.
i would fuck a human with spider features, an arachne, but thats where i draw the line though, i think a reasonable take
>>34688994Hot>I haven't had a facial Why not get one eventually?
>>34688886I'm normie-passing I guess. I come to /atoga/ because I'm lonely and I don't like moaning about it to people I actually know, since I'm supposed to be funny and laid back.
>>34688998What do you have to lose by saying what it is
>>34689011Most rapes that I've heard about have been in alternative and subcultural scenes. None of your imaginary "Chad" jock archetypes were involved.
>>34689010>They still beat their wives when they win
>>34689016>chad but he wears skinny jeans and guyliner
I remember how much I dreaded my dad coming home
>>34689005England's best chance was in 2002-2006 when they had guys like Rooney and Beckham and Ownen.
>>34688842>We need intelligent, peaceful men.People say this but then still insist the guy needs to make the first move.
>>34689013There is a deficit in hot, sexually satisfying men where I live.
>>34689018Maybe she shouldn't have been MAKING SO MUCH FACKING NOISE when I'm trying to cheer my team to SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS.
for me, it's the U17 women's volleyball world cup
>>34689029i cant watch women sports, theyre all too hot and beautiful
>>34689015you seem very hooked on my personal tastes anon
>>34689012I wish that there was a species of spiders that fed on human male semen. That without fatally harming human men, they literally just attacked human men and sucked the juice out of their cocks for nutrition.
>>34689034that's why I watch them. junior figure skating and gymnastics are also great.
>>34689036That wasn't me but yes I am
>>34689025What type do you find hot? Do you live in some isolated rural town?
>>34689038I could put on a spider costume if that would help; I already do the rest
>>34688559No. Billionaires should be forced to live in the countryside only.
>>34689036are you going to answer my question or not?
>>34689046WRONGbillionaires should be forced to live in concentration campsthey dont need to ruin the countryside more than they have already
>>34689040why?>>34689047Ask politely
>>34689045Please put on a spider costume and fellate me, I beg of you
>>34689007only if you are ugly
>>34688965Pepperoni and garlicEggplant and pesto are really good too if they have it>>34688982My last boyfriend worked with my mom
>>34689042My type is very flexible. I've been attracted to nerds, metalheads, men twice my age, lawyers, muscians, artists, etc. But I live in the American South and I seldom find any . . . type diversity?
>>34689053all chubby dudes named cody kyle hunter who wear camo ballcaps and drive squatted pickup trucks?
>>34689049I am naturally curious and nosey>>34689050Ok but I expect you to provide the costume
>>34689046But they'll ruin it
>>34689055They're usually lifted but yes
>>34688982If you just want to hook up, spend time on dating apps while on Passport Mode in a foreign country. You probably wouldn't be surprised how many local women in touristy areas like to have no strings attached sex with foreigners they meet on the apps.
>>34689060that was pretty much 2/3 of my peers in high shcool lolits slim pickings for guys here too imo
>>34688829Ew
Do you get sexually turned on when men wear flip flops and expose their heels and parts of their soles?
hey femanons, how are your tits today?
>>34689061Does that really work?
>>34689053I'm not sure where in the south do you live but if you are somewhat close to a major city you can probably easily find a hot guy your type on a app that will nut on your face.
>>34689063A lot of the girls are usually considered conventionally attractive; you just better be ready to get married after three months of handholding to have missionary sex!
>>34689056its mostly just a lot of femdom and serious masochism and abuse stuff, nothing i'd ever act out irl of course just personal
>>34689070im tired of the fucking obnoxious bottle blondes mostly
>>34689069I live in what is considered a city. The frat boys do not signal familiarity with pleasing a woman. >>34689067Heavy but soft
>>34689061gonna try this.
>>34689073It's your job to teach them.
>>34689071Well, I'm out. I'm dominant in every other aspect of my life; I can't do it in the bedroom too.>>34689072We do also have those!
>>34689073If you can't find anyone you like at home your only alternative left is becoming a sex tourist in blue states.
>>34689068Yes
>>34688236Also could lay her down and make her describe her sensations and where out loud while you map out her body. Make her directly inform you so she can't avoid it while you work her up. Constructive partnership activity.>>34688756Golden retriever. Be fun and energized, even if it means keeping your interactions shorter so she realizes she feels better after interacting with you.
>>34689075I did my community service by teaching a student how to make a grilled cheese. I'm not teaching the fratties how to touch a woman.
girls, what is your opinion on female combat sports, like women's MMA and women's boxing?
>>34689076i wasnt asking you to be into it anyway bud
>>34689081mega cringe
Aight males, how do I cold ask out a guy that I've only said 2 words to at the cash register?
>>34689067Little swampy
>>34689085dont do it while hes working thats rude
>>34689085just give him your number and run away
>>34689089This, preferably with you hands behind you parallel to the floor
>>34689081Don't know enough about it to have an opinion so I guess my opinion is that I find it uninteresting.
>>34689082>>34689076>frmanons ask him to share repeatedly>"its femdom">"ew ok nevermind"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS BTFO
>>34689095All I said was "well, i'm out" lmfao. Femdom is a perfectly vanilla kink compared to some of the other shit you chucklefucks talk about.
>>34689023Ive never insisted that.
>>34689099like shitting dick nipples?
>>34689095>frmanons is that the food version of the freemasons?
>>34689099>Femdom is a perfectly vanilla kinkits pure unadulterated mental illness actually
>>34689106>i want the girl to initiate sex and be on top sometimes>mental illness
>>34689095I <3 faggots
>>34689102See, you get it. >>34689106Have you ever had a man approach you and tell you he enjoys big sister loli roleplay?
Women thoughts on anal?
>>34689085Idk, just walk up to him ask him if he would like go out sometime and if he says sure give him your instagram or number you have ready on a piece of paper
are there any women who would be ok with letting a non-ugly non-fat average height incel touch their breasts and other parts of their body just for the purpose of letting the incel gain experience and finally know what boobs feel like, what female skin feels like etc.
>>34689109most fetish stuff goes 100x further than that and operates on weird psychological dom/sub roleplay shit, so your point is kinda meaningless and irrelevant
>>34689123yes, prostitutes
>>34689123Pay a prostitute. If you're already seeking meaningless physical contact without love or affection, then you might as well go all the way.
>>34689123I went to a strip club at a bachelor party and got whipped in the face by perfectly nice breasts within about ten minutesit wasn't pleasant or recommendable. women mostly aren't.
*laughs and twirls moustache*
>>34688703The Naginata is famously considered a woman’s weapon. This may sound derogatory but the Naginata is probably one of the best weapons one could learn to use, hell you barely even have to learn how to use it.
>>34689136the firearm is actually one of the best weapons to learn to use. point and shoot, ez pz.
>>34689123men post things like this and honestly see themselves as victims or worthy of pityits utterly mindboggling
>>34689140whenever ill feel bad for the reversal of female emancipation in a decade or so, i remember posts like yours and think, "they deserve it"
>>34689126>>34689127>>34689134>>34689140i think you guys are misunderstanding me but i don't know how to not be misunderstood. prostitution i find really gross and not the same thing. i was thinking more like cuddling and basic intimacy. and the reason i'm saying that isn't because i want meaningless physical contact, of course i'd prefer to have a girlfriend, but no girl would agree to be my girlfriend so i was thinking maybe something like this would be easier for them to stomach since they don't have to actually be my girlfriend but just tolerate physical contact for a bit, but it seems like that's somehow worse. i don't really get it.
>>34689085Strike up a conversation when he's ringing your shit and eventually ask if he wants to do something with you.Most men are incredibly straight forward and he probably won't be mean about it if he says no.
I'm CUMming. Paraguay-france
>>34689117Yes
>>34689081Don’t watch any sports
>>34688753I am.What you want to know?
>>34689162I dont follow sports but this world cup looks interesting, is it good?
>>34689168Check out the sports board. It's endless racist banter.Spain portugal and mexico england are big upcoming matches. If you want to watch something, i recommend those.
>>34689067Good, smells like lime
>>34689109>girl to initiate sex and be on top sometimes That's not even femdom though >>34689117I like not having hemorrhoids so no thanks
>>34689079>Be fun and energized, even if it means keeping your interactions shorter so she realizes she feels better after interacting with you.I try to but my interactions with her are short enough as is. I try to be positive and upbeat without sounding faggy.
Femanons, how is your bush?
>>34688886I like giving advice and like the other anon I get lonely when my friends are with their families or at work so posting here or doing random shit on my own makes the hurt go away.
>>34689157>maybe something like this would be easier for them to stomachwomen want exactly one thing; to feel desirable to a highly specific subset of men that you are not a part of
>>34689177>That's not even femdom thoughThe way some women act, it seems to be.
>>34688982Bar
GenderWhich is your dominant had? Do you do everything with your dominant hand? Is there anything you habitually prefer your off hand for?
>>34688886I don't typically. It's just fun to post here because there are real actual women here too. My /pol/ is better, but it's only guys.
>>34689190MRight, stroke it only with left, but i am pretty sure that this is common.
>>34689182>>34689067Sweaty af. Went to go water the backyard. Been running around choring all day.
Women, do you feel good about being irreedemably evil demons?
>>34689089You're joking but this is the most likely>>34689088When else would i see him besides stalking him>>34689119Maybe. I unironically used to walk around with my number in the back of my phone just for something like this>>34689160I suck at starting convos even though i know this is the 'right' wayThanks for the input though
Why is it socially acceptable for women to say that they find no men sexually desirable or dateable/marriageable around them, but it's a massive faux pas for a man to say that none of the women in his area are sexually desirable or dateable/marriageable?
>>34689195>Right, stroke it only with leftStrange. How come?
>>34689207they're both equally pathetic. normal people just find their partner and get married without issue
>>34689207>it's a massive faux pas for a man to sayI don't believe this is true.
>>34689207They're both insulting everyone around them, but you're expected to be the horny one and people will assume you're a faggot because most men would fuck most women.
>>34689213You know how in stick games like hockey most people hold the stick to the left side? The minority holds in to the right. I have that. That's probably why i stroke with left.
I have alopecia, flat tits, flat ass and massive hip dips, an ugly face and low IQ. Why was I born dysgenic and defective?
>>34689207because we live in a gyneocracy. a white knight will always valiantly defend m'lady's honour in the vain hope he'll get a crumb of pussy as thanks. the widespread occurrence of this behaviour ensures pussy is firmly secured on a high pedestal, which means women have more social capital than men. it sucks but until men decide to work in solidarity with each other it'll never change.
>>34689219Karma
>>34689174oh I like lime
>>34689207You don't have to worry about socially acceptable here>>34689219God hates you. But also there's always an infinite supply of males willing to fuck and date you. Just have low enough standards.
what's up triangle tits? *twists your nipple*
>>34689218Did you learn to play hockey from a left-handed person?
just watched thishonestly I could fix her
>>34689229No, you clearly don't know about sports
>>34689190MI do a lot of things with my left hand and a few things with my right hand
>>34689219This is wife material if a guy wants to get a gf on the side desu
>>34689219All that and this femon still has more SMV and attention than 99% of men btw
>>34689190FLeft handed. I do just about everything with it but it bites me sometimes. Especially kitchen tools that are designed with a righty in mind I end up straining/hurting myself a little. I have left handed fabric scissors because using right handed scissors in your left hand fucking kills.
>>34689138Yeah but that wasn’t the question, was it?
>>34689218>>34689229hockey stick side is mainly a US v Canada thing. Canadian style is for righties to hold it to the left, US style is for righties to hold to the right. the Canadian style predominates, the US style is mostly extinct.
>>34689213You gotta practice just in case you break your dominant hand. It’s like a backup system.
>send her a text last week>speak a bit, she tells me to call her>call her a few days later>"anon, come over. it's my day off">tell her i can't, stuying for finals>"ok", says nothing further>>ask her how she's been doing after a week>>"im fine sunshine what about you?>>"why you keep asking me that?">>"just wanted to talk, we havent spoken all week">>complete silencewhat, am i boring her or have i crossed any line?
>>34689207Probably because people assume the man is lying and he's just bitter that none of them will date him. At least the woman is probably speaking from negative personal experience lol.
>>34689239Huh. I had no idea. Is this really true?
>>34689242lmaoretard
>>34689235Using scissors with the hand they were not designed for is practically impossible.
State gender.Who was in the wrong here?
>>34689182Trimmed to 7mm up top, trimmed to the skin in the playzone and through the crevasse.Bought a mens body shaver and it's amazing compared to trying to shave with a razor. Never cut myself and it leaves the hair tips way softer.
>>34689242You have insulted her ego Express interest in fucking her but do not apologize
>>34689242>imageWhy did you change the genders?Also, you haven't sent me anything.
>>34689219I can save her
>Anon you're already an uncle, when will I get some nephewsSIS IM FUCKING 30, BALD AND HAVE 0 GAMEITS NOT FUCKING HAPPENINGhow the fuck do I get this through their heads? I've been open about staying single and they keep pushing
I can't think of a single time when I was happy
>>34689253MChucklaw of the jungle states to make it any way you canABCAlwaysBeCheating
>>34689239Yeah totally
>>34689251Oh it's possible when it's all you have.
>>34689123No, there aren't.
>>34689260At this point they're just bullying you My family stopped asking in my mid 20s
>>34689265Ouch. I'm glad you were able to afford some left-handed ones.
>>34689253MChuckHe sabotaged his brother every step of the way.
>>34689123I don’t have boobs, my tits are flat. I have no ass and hips either. I look like a man. I need at least 100.000 dollars to fix my looks
>>34689269Me too!I used to bring my own softball glove to gym class because they had only 2 left handed gloves and they were huge and falling apart.
>>34689117>Women thoughts on anal?Imagine you're taking a shit, and then a large and very hard turd suddenly leaps up out of the toilet and forces its way back up into your asshole. That's what it feels like: shitting in reverse.
>>34689272hot
>>34689260It's just a way for them pour salt on the wound and provoke you. Women are simply evil like that.
>>34689219Idk, good luck though
Women, is "Hi, whats your name?" a good way to approach one if you in a social setting (bar, club etc.)?
>>34689256>You have insulted her egohow? >but do not apologizei wasnt trying to do that, came out wrong. how do i fix that?
>>34689260>tfw my family members have never asked me thatAt least you have people that believe in you
>>34689085>Aight males, how do I cold ask out a guy that I've only said 2 words to at the cash register?Ordinarily, you just say "Do you fancy going for a drink some time?" But if the guy is actually working then don't do that unless you and he are the only two people in the shop; otherwise, write a note saying "If you're free this Saturday, call me...?" and add your phone number, and pass it to him.
>>34689283>how do i fix that?not how it works, move on
>>34689280No that’s creepy. Start with “hi, how are you” or something similar
>>34689245the likely case most of the times, but ive meet a few people, man and women who just fucked around enought to be fatiged from it
>>34689253Jimmy. Chuck was right about him from the getgo, unironically.
>>34689280No.Just hover nearby for a little until you can comment on something happening nearby. Formal introductions died along with all those rules about hats.
>first date >you sit in his car>he plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPU2dvx57Vkwhat do you do femanons?
>>34689286what, you just go from being at a state you hang out with someone and she wants you to come over to pretending we dont exist to each other?
>>34689287u saying creepy is so weird
>>34689287hi foid what's your name? *breathes heavily*
>>34689140>t. buys magazines dedicated to estimating the penis size of Olympic swimmers
>>34689295yep, that's how it goeswelcome to women are people too
>>34689295Invite her over for sex or move onAnything else you do is a waste of her time from her perspective
>>34689295>Anon is just now finding out what women are like
>>34689298theres nothing wrong with liking big dicks or thinking about people who might have them, dumb post
>>34689293https://www.bitchute.com/video/uQApEaZ322Qcfor me, it's
>>34689219We can fuck if you want
>>34689302there is nothing wrong with liking big tits or thinking about people who might have them.
>>34689296It’s not
>>34689299"people" dont behave that way or think that way, I would call it being a complete subhuman animal actually
>>34689310i think ur a creepy pervert who likes old scary men to harass them :(
>women are people too
>>34689219>born in the english speaking world and has the free time to vent on imageboards about her feelingsAnd yet you're still among some of the most privileged, lucky human beings on planet Earth. That's how shit the baseline is. Grim
>>34689314Well, they are. They really are. The problem is that they believe themselves to be superhumans and, more often than not, men to be subhumans.
>>34689311mhm
>>34689299please tell me how have i not treated her like a person>>34689300so what, do i give her a couple of days before saying anything else and ask her if she wants to meet up?>>34689301hardly. unironically might use AI for it
>>34689315I’m colombian and I live in Colombia
>>34689319nevermind you got fucked bro im sorry
>>34689319>gynocentric country in gynocentric South AmericaAnd you still have the gall to complain.
>>34689318What would you be giving her a couple of days for?
>>34689321Isn't Columbia like, really unsafe
>>34689285Smart, putting a note on it. And yeah last time his coworker was leaning on the counter less than a foot away staring. He probably was picking up the autist vibes connecting.
>>34689324safer than america and mexico for sure
>>34689319Chales
>>34689318Okay let me break it down for you.She wanted you to drop everything in your life to likely go and pipe her down and it hurt her ego that you said no. The source of that ego is probably from nobody telling her no because it makes her feel less desirable or important.If you keep going as you are she will probably either ghost you or do something spiteful.I usually avoid women like this because I can't stand that sort of behavior and self importance so I can't give you advice if you want to keep moving forward with her, but good luck.
>>34689322i assume she got pissed at me for something. maybe she thinks im controling her by asking her how she's doing, or maybe she got upset i didnt go to her place when she asked me
>>34689324...if you're a man.
>>34689324Is a very sexualized country, like 40% of women do Onlyfans and 60% had BBLs
>>34689234Men need to understand that not even disfiguration is as off-putting as how disappointing 99% of men are relationships and sex wise.It's plain for all to see how the market value of dick/bf/husband is in the dirt, it boggles the mind that men never introspect on the how and why and instead go around thinking "I deserve sex!" "I'd be good a good bf!"Goats and corpses can build a higher SMV than the average guy because of how men are managing sex and relationships.
>>34689329Man, you really are clueless. Just give up dude you're not going to be able to manage this you're just going to piss her off again almost immediately. Find a new one and try again.
>>34689332And this is why women will always be demons.
>>34689312Wrong anon
>>34689326US has the third lowest crime rate in the whole New World. only Canada and some barely inhabited Caribbean island are lower.
>>34689335Yes, men being selfish and abusive is women's fault. And a woman writing a mildly annoying post online is definitely worse than what men are actively doing out there in the real world.
this and a cold one
>>34689328thanks for your break down, i was kind of thinking it could be something like that while hoping it wasnt>>34689334>you're just going to piss her off again almost immediatelyevery issue is a nail to an hammer?
>"mildly annoying">wishing death and calling for the extermination of all menUh huh.
harsh noise is comforting
>>34689339objectively wrong. US is 2-3x as bad as anywhere else even when you selectively cherrypick rural/suburban data. Sorry.
>>34689332if 99% of the man you had sex with were bad than the issue is most likely you doing it wrong
>>34689332ive basically never seen a person with this attitude not be an absolutely busted, poisonous, hateful, boring, low IQ cretin themselves.
>>34689346I'd coom in her too
why does everything have to be games and shittests with women?
What is wrong with polish and polish-descended people?
>>34689207Because men let themselves rot very often and women increase their own value over time. A man is expected to be searching constantly and a woman is supposed to be approached.It is a critique on trends.
>>34689362If it isn't games and shit tests then you say we deserve being in abusive relationships.
>>34689362They think they are gods and don't take anything seriously. You're supposed to entertain them like some jester while they shoot bullets at your feet.
>>34689368its the other way around the trick to being a man is surviving to the point people start calling you "sir">>34689369i dont follow
>>34689293Change it to.https://youtu.be/qn8APVT0Mpw
>>34689372Lmao no it isn't. You guys mostly kill yourselves if you're single and 50.
>>34689350You're projecting your own violent tendencies onto me. Death wishes/threats are what incels do and there are more incels than femcels either way. This doesn't make men demonic by the way, that obviously only applies to women who say things you don't like.>>34689354It's strange that most women have shit partners and the pattern is that the women are all doing something wrong. While the men are walking away with few complaints and a great desire to keep interacting with women. If men are having a good time they must be doing everything right. It's a mystery why no one wants them. It must be women's fault.>>34689356I'm glad that whatever attitude you're referring to is becoming so commonplace that even 4channers with sparse social networks are running into so many of them as to make statistical observations about them. You can hardly deny the effect male sex/courtship/relationship strategies have on women.
>>34689376>its this bitch againyoure hot show me your tits please
Uh huh. What do you think will happen if I type "Kill All Women" on reddit/X/instagram/youtube/what have you?Because we know what happens when it's "Kill All Men" and it's endless praise and adoration.So fuck off.
>>34689376>I'm glad that whatever attitude you're referring to is becoming so commonplaceI only see it in trailer parks and other nightmarish environments - I used to be a social worker. In my regular life it's entirely unheard of. Nice try though.
>>34689380You should go on a list for typing that here, even.
>>34689362Why do you guys think everything is a game or shittest I agree that tests are bullshit but half the stuff you guys complain about is just asking you about your values, morals, or political opinions. Like you're saying "don't worry about whether or not I'm a good person" but also blaming women for choosing men who are terrible people?
Would you accept to participate in asymmetrical swinging?Something like "my wife gives you only a handjob, but I get to fuck your wife to my heart's content"
>>34689385seems like a cuck fetish with extra steps.
>>34689385No that's weird, everyone should like each other equally.
>>34689380A man might actually do it Very few mass murderers are women
>>34689374whats that fact have anything to do with the argument?
Most murder victims are men.Criminals have more sex and offspring than honest men on average.Conclusion: criminals murder at the behest of women.Also, more men die at the hands of women than the other way around.
I think hating the other gender is wrong
>>34689390Because it's not a trick to be a valuable moid, it's a fluke.
>>34689394All women hate men. And women are just such infallible and perfect beings, that means that hating the other gender is actually perfectly fine.
>>34689393Because we're not jailing enough bad people before they reproduce.
>>34689394these are just losers whining online bro dont take it seriously
>>34689389Women suck at killing people
>>34689353>this is what Eurokeks have to convince themselves to justify not being allowed to exercise the right to self-defence https://www.datapandas.org/ranking/crime-rate-by-country
>>34689230Not on your own, not without some equally magic bullshit
I remember masturbating to death sounds of Iomen from baldurs gate1
>>34689409I remember taking off shadowhearts clothes and jerking off to her
>>34689384your definition of "good person" is wholly subject to whatever you're feeling in the moment, and often diametrically opposed to what you say your concept of a good person is.
>>34689230According to this wretched board, women are perfect and without flaws. That means you cannot fix her by virtue of there being nothing to fix.
>>34689405If you want to add attempts to the conversation we can but it doesn't change anything?
I used to make sims makeout and I jerked off to that
>>34689380I typed "kill all men" and "kill all women" into the reddit search bar and saw no large scale differences in the results. There were some posts about torturing women but the "kill all men" posts were mostly meta discourse from MRA and transsexuality communities. What point was this meant to demonstrate?By the way, you can click on a post number to reply to someone.>>34689381"Trailer parks" are for camping trips in my country. I hope you find a better life.
>>34689413The fact that you think this leads me to believe you're like that and assume everyone else is too. Have some integrity ffs.
>>34689376most other women tell you their partners are shit just so you dont get any ideas, that, or all your friends also dont know how to do it as well, or maybe neither, maybe you've entered an echo chamber and you're just spouting stuff you read online
I asked a girl out on hinge but it's a few days from now. Should I keep messaging her in the mean time just to keep myself in the forefront of her mind? Or just let it rest a few days and just bring it up the day before?
>>34689412I tried playing bg3 but my laptop could barely run it so I beat bg1 again.
>I typed [LIES]Femons, man.
>>34689425Message another girl. Don't just focus on one person you will be wasting your time.
is the fat fetishist anon here?
>>34689430>yeah dude just message one of your hundred matchesbitch please, i'm lucky to get 1 girl a week to even talk to me, much less someone who's actually worth the energy.
>>34689433Dunno how sating apps work I thought you could message whenever. You should meet people irl. Not dates just friends and have them find you someone.
>>34689423So there truly is nothing to explain the universally low SMV of men. No patterns of correlations of any kind. Any woman who isn't having a good time with men is a delusional outlier, most women love and want men. The clearly observable SMV difference is just a glitch in the universe and it exists in a total vacuum and no one can take accountability. Except maybe women. That's how markets work. Your product can't be shit, it's the customers who need to take accountability and buy it anyway.
>>34689397whatever. i dont want to start a shit flinging thing rn.
The pattern is that women are ontologically evil and despise men with all their being.Mystery solved.
What does SMV mean?
>>34689425I'd tell you to have some self respect, but slaves just need to stick their hands in the fire to learn it's hot.
>>34689428>just do X>i won't do it myself or post proof or source btw>uh... you actually did X?>well you're wrong anyway, it's all lies, i'm right>>34689440Please stop this conflict-avoidant bitching and begging for sympathy and attention, you are shitting up the thread for no reason. If you have something to say to someone you can directly address a point in one of their posts.
>>34689437would you take offense if i told you your issue might not be a psychiatrist, it may be a gynecologist?
Yes, all women lie. No, I won't give you attention. It's fun to watch you squirm, femon.
>>34689449I have no trouble reaching an orgasm vaginally, if that's what you're implying. Men being universally and infamously bad at emotional and physical intimacy goes far beyond sex and far beyond any one specific sex act.
>>34689444I mean it's not like it's the first girl I've met off these, and I'm not super invested I'm just curious how people normally treat them since usually it fizzles out after a few weeks.I really hate the apps, but unfortunately my hobbies seem to be filled solely with underage girls and their moms, so the options are pretty limited atm. So at least I get a few fun nights before getting burned out again.>>34689436took 10 years to get a girlfriend just hanging out irl last time, and it ended up being extremely abusive and toxic, and she ended up cheating on me with another guy from our friend group.so kinda ditched that whole social circle anyways. and my new one isn't exactly conducive to finding relationships unless i decide to go gay.
>>34689454so your partner does it for you, you're just assuming some labour pains?
someone else*
what was that noise?
>>34689454>I said that I love you 5 years ago>if anything changed, I'd notify youWhy women need a reminder almost every day? Are they dumb?
>>34689458Good luck then
billions wasted on AI and it still cannot tell me a film I want to watch
>>34689464Not 4chan
>>34689459Just because a man is capable of something doesn't mean he does it.Husbands do also technically know how to take out the trash, feed themselves, book appointments, socialize, wipe their asses, etc. It just isn't happening. Men are infamous for not making any of this shit happen despite being capable of it. And hence the lessened market demand.
>>34689469what films do you like?
I could've looked like christian bale but I look like brad pit
I wanna hold her and fold her
>>34689476I want something like wristcutters, dead talents society, under the silver lake, lost in translation, self reliance.
A girl I was dating would always call my dick massive, and every time we fucked, even with lube, her vagina would end up tearing and bleeding all over my bed.Was she lying to me and secretly had some weird thing I should get checked out for? While my penis is slightly larger than average, it's not like a monster dick or something (only 7 inches and 6in girth)
>>34689472i had never seen things in your perspective. it blew me away, you are completely right
>>34689376>exclusively date dark triChad men>"god why are all men douchebags???"
>>34689472>wipe their assesDunno about that, but you piss yourselves more often than men do
>>34689483woman's vaginas are different from one another. maybe she was just tiny
>>34689472because the man is out working 10 hours a day to ensure there's food on the table. housekeeping is your job. it's what you were hired to do.
>>34689443Super Mario ViolenceIt's a joke term about how men are more likely to stomp on a woman's head than vice versa.
>>34689184
>>34689346This is how I feel about every single femanon btw
>>34689494?
>>34689497thats me
>>34689499how'd you do that
>>34689500i got told an uncomfortable truth
If I cheat on my fiance, does she count as a cuck? Did she get cucked?
>>34689504Yeah
I’m about to finish my final exam to become an anaesthetist. My yearly income is going to be $500K plus. Throughout this time, I’ve had a few long term girlfriends, a couple of short term flings, but I’ve become quite jaded about women in general.I can have all my sexual needs met by prostitutes and nice ones too.I can pay for a surrogacy to have children.All my desires for any sort of female companionship can be completed with a daughter.What reason would I actually have to get a wife, especially now that I’m going to be at risk of losing half of everything I have worked for?
of all the women who moan about the mean, unkind, selfish, angry men in their lives - have any of you ever had the opposite issue? A man thats too sensitive , gentle, and not outgoing and just frustratingly sentimental, with zero fire or anger in him?
>>34689504yes, but if you convince her to have sex with the Maid of Honor you cancel out the cheating polarity and that makes it ok
>>34689507and you have time to post on 4chan? that is cool man
>>34689507i always thought you'd marry when you like someone, that was the reason it made sense to me when i was young
>>34689510I’m done, I have now what feels like infinite free time.
>>34689504No. You have to tell her and then she's a cuck.
>>34689515i have finals in two weeks and my expectations are low, its lower pressure because i have no loans, but its still an extra year with shitjobs. how do i retain my sanity?>>34689519this actually makes sense
>>34689520I don’t know. It’s never been hard for me. Just willpower and knowing that one day it will end.
women, why don't you look like this?
>>34689522it used to be easier for me, im guess im just tired
>>34689524he wins it
>>34689525its not 2000 anymore
If you need lube she isn't wet enough
>>34689529excuses
>>34689530she doesnt need lube. I need lube>t. circumsized
what is a good starting line on hello talk
>>34689534Hello. Talk?
Fireworks are overrated
very weird how all the baiters leave at the same time
Do artists/writers/musicians/poets make the best lovers?
>>34689507>All my desires for any sort of female companionship can be completed with a daughter.
>>34689541I suppose musicians must be best because they keep rhythm
>>34689541no we don't
>>34689494>when you step on a ketchup pack
>>34689541Drug addicts and drunkards make the best lovers
Yes or No?
Women, do you think this applies to you?
>>34689560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICjyAe9S54c
i swear to god this chick at my work has autism or somethingi liked her, she signalled interest. Asked her out, got rejected. started treating her like a regular coworker.she got upset at that and confronted me and asked why am i ignoring her.long time goes by. she keeps staring at me from distance and sometimes awkwardly flirting.i told her last week that im having some extra days at work now due to summer vacations of other people. Didnt mention which days im working, we rarely overlap, usually only Saturdays.She walks up to me today, and tells me "Hey. on monday i asked so we work togheter!"i replied cool, fine.>i didnt tell her im working on monday so she specifically checked in the planning for me and went to change it with the manager?Later during break im by fridge where company gives free milk, taking a sip from the cup. She walks past and says "Delicious milk!", i just replied "sure is" cause i was caught of guardwjat the fuck is her problem.shes cute and not dumb, but her attentionwhoring is pissing me off, considering she does Not want to date me.im an ugly fat bastard btw >inb4 shes just friendly
apparently hitting your head is bad
>>34689525Because I was born blonde.
>>34689561it applies to every womanthey all want a badboy who has tatts and slight drinking problem and anger issues.but still loves her dearly and fucks her brains out reliably.this isnt news. ancient or medieval writers probably wrote about this.alpha fucks beta bucks
You'll be running for the rest of your life
>>34689568indeed. but you cant fake it, either. Its impossible to hide when your heart really isnt in something and this is no different, you gotta actually have that be your personality for it to work
seem's we're in the intermediate phase between horny /atoga/ and gender war /atoga/. A calm before another storm
Chat, is this true?
i was about to jerk of and i was looking at my erect penis. women are fucking degenerates for finding this organ attractive at all
Hehe women are made for dick
>>34689581YesBecause all women are spiritually lesbiansSome maybe more attracted to men than women (although this is quite rare) but women think a man should be emotionally and mentally be a womanThey don't want your emotions, they want you to feel their emotions
>>34689585It's crazy they are literally custom built walking fleshlights
>>34689567gross
if a woman interacts with browns, i immediately lose all attraction to hersorry not sorry
>>34689560https://youtu.be/ussCHoQttyQ
>>34689582I think my dick looks pretty cool idk
>>34689242Missed the qteGotta start a new character
>>34689595Scared you can't compete with the BBC?
>>34689598it is single handedly (ha) the ugliest part of the human body
>>34689600would you still think like this if your father was obsessed with interracial porn and actively encouraged you to date black men for his own pleasure? somehow, I think a woman subjected to that in childhood would grow up with an instinctual revulsion for black guys.
>>34689242autists will talk to a girl for an extended period of time and fumble them inviting them overi'm not even autistic and ive literally never gotten a girls numberfuck you god
>start talking to girl on discord>things are going surprisingly well>share a lot of interests >she actually seems to enjoy talking to me>think I may have finally hit the jackpot >turns out she's actually unironically clinically autistic, not in a meme way but in a genuinely mentally handicapped wayOh........that's why
>>34689594
>>34689605I think you just got a small dick man
>>34689612its not small its just weird and red and veiny, a weird upward curve, i mean all dicks arent the same but their all diucks,, you gotta be fucked in the head to like that shit
>>34689580https://voca.ro/131B9PNYSVBN
>>34689581i react that way when anyone shows extreme emotions, i have no clue how to comfort people or give advice
she is fun to talk to, I'm afraid of fucking it up
stomach bulging like I'm pregnant again ;(
>>34689614Cool
>>34689619It’s ok to eat on holidays anon
>>34689619You're a man though
>>34689625no
men and their.. sandals...
>>34689627Can I rub your belly
>>34689619Stop eating so much bish
It was okay.I did alright.And now things are NOT completely screwed up! David wouuld be proud until the next time when I can't help you.
>>34689630no sorry
>>34689634Why not
>>34689634*punches your belly*
>America 250>biggest Independence Day for the next 50 years>World Cup game in my own city>didn't go out or do anything My life is a failure
>>34689635why should I let a stranger rub my belly, it's weird>>34689636hey wtf was that for
Break up has me in a really bad spot mentally i feel really bad right now and I don’t know how to distract myself to feel better how long will I feel like this it’s been a month
Imagine not only being born in Yonkers but continuing to live there lmao
>>34689640We don't have to be strangers
Men post shoes
>getting with egirl>she don't care abou specifics but still we don't bisshhh
>>34689649I'm not wearing any
>>34689653Men post socks
>>34689649Just bought new shoes for work, wish me luck.
>>34689655sure
>>34689658Fruity ass vibes
>>34689645I don't want to get to know a guy who's interested in me solely based on that post about my stomach and mentioning that I'm a girlcreep shit
>>34689659oh fuck off
>>34689609>fumbleno, i quite explicitally said i have to study
>>34689660>I'm a girlYea nvm don't post anything
>>34689658thankayou
ouch someone got rejected
>>34689660I can feed you
>>34689664but you knew that already>>34689667I want to eat less
>>34689649Boot season is over
>>34689668i thought u were a guy
why does every major culture anthropomorphize the sun and moon
>>34689656Cute
>>34689668WhyAre you fat
>>34689649these are what I've been wearing lately
>>34689581MAnecdotally yes, the only woman who hasn't done that to me is related to me
>>34689673Because big thing in the sky no one can touch
I am entitled to amicable acts of a more intimate nature provided to me by the owing party of a vaginal persuasion
>>34689678Sounds like a keeper you should date her
>>34689672well I'm not>>34689675no
>>34689681There's no good way to ask a relative out
I could do with some vagina persuasion
>>34689682So why do you want to eat less
I could do with some vaginas.
>>34689649I would murder everyone in this thread for a pair of Battlegrounds
Post genderWould you date someone who watches roaches die after they're sprayed with Raid and enjoys watching them
LOVELOVE DON'T FEEEL NOTHINGLOVE DON'T MEAN NOTHINGTHIS OBRA DINN
>>34689689MI would marry her and go kill bugs together
>>34689686because eating even a moderate amount makes my stomach bulge out
>>34689688That is the ugliest shit I've ever seen. You could not be a whiter person pretending to be black.
>>34689689I'll do you one better. I like to shoot these giant migratory locusts that show up to eat my vegetables every summer. I go out with a BB gun and blow their little asses to hell
>>34689692Are you sure you don't just need to pee
>>34689694Holy based, give the bastards hell
>>34689693Jordan-era basketball shoes are my jam, what can I say
>>34689695I don't need to pee
>>34689655
Women, how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>34689699ur monitor is sideways
>>34689703Men lie.
>>34689699>win11>bravegay
>>34689704No it’s not
>>34689709dont b shy, take off the sock
>>34689709Your foot is sideways.
>>34689698Ok I can help you not eat
i miss the days when men could talk shit to one another, if someone didnt like it they would beat eachother and the issue died there on the spot. there was a certain sort of freedom in that violence
Women if you could choose to date a man with hyperspermia would you?JH need not reply
>>34689716as long as he cums on his belly and not on me
>>34689716>he could have that.
>>34689711
>>34689714Same but you can still kinda do that
femanons. what sort of historical subjects do you like?
>>34689714It's because everyone has guns.
>>34689720wow 3 whole pics from this one anon alone, how many more can i squeeze out.. can we get a sole pic?
>>34689707Why do women date and move in with liars?
>>34689723Um. Idk
We got feet pics before pec pics what is this :/
>>34689725No that’s enough for you.
I think women would be a lot happier if they didn't have to work or make any decisions. I think they're made to sit around and do what they're told. No leadership no responsibilities no thinking for herself. Just sit at home or prance around in the garden and then do whatever orders her man gives her.Women/men how do you feel about such an arrangement?
>>34689724im not american. and its not because of that, when europeans had widespread acess to guns they would make duels for the smallest shit, that's a main part of why the governaments wont allow us to have weapons anymore
>>34689730lol worth a shot, ty anyways, ur feet are forever saved to my /atoga/ folder <3
>>34689729Can't you find some pecs irl to squeeze?
I do not like Bodger and Badger.I think they are some bad people.
>>34689736Where
>>34689739Boyfriend?
Your Uber driver has been arrested. You are under suspicion as an accomplice.Who will pay your ransom for this behaviour? I am sorry, it is not called ransom in modern days. It is called BAIL! Who will pay your bail now that you have FAILED? Perhaps, you will enjoy jail.
>>34689733>they would make duels for the smallest shitSounds like modern Americans, they are savages who blow each other's brains out over petty disputes. Trailer park Americans (let's call them Opioid-Americans) and gun show freaks are particularly bad about this behavior.
>>34689738Do you suspect them of engaging in wanton acts of sodomy?
>>34689740WHERE
>>34689746No, but why in the absolute fuck is Bodger always trying to hide that he has Badger with him? He always uses the excuse that humans don't like badgers, but I think there is something else going on.
I think if 50% of the United States' population were killed it would be a good country again
>>34689748Don't you have one?
>>34689751yes kill all the women minus me my chances of getting a bf went up 100 fold
>>34689756Plap
>>34689756That is literally called gendercide, or femicide, and it is an enormous human rights violation
>>34689755If I did I wouldn't be looking for pec pics here
OwO
Happy Independence Day, anons.
>>34689759its for the greater good
I want to be happy
>>34689760I thought all women had bfs? Why don't you?
>>34689762post big americana tits
>>34689756even then no one would be your bf
>>34689765>I thought all women had bfs?Because you're stupid and don't get enough social interaction
>>34689745overwhelming majority of gun violence is black on black
>>34689769Why don't you have one?
women who have a partner should carry an armband as so their status be visually known.
>>34689768u dont even know me
>>34689771Because my male friends do everything a bf does but better
>>34689773also, this rule should not apply to men
>>34689773they just shouldn't be allowed out of the house without a male chaperone.
>>34689777checked
>>34689775Why not date one of them?
>>34689781They're ugly
>>34689781Because men become sex pests once they're your bf
>>34689770>Actually believing thisHoly shit we got a live one
>>34689783>>34689784But you can see and squeeze their pecs instead of propositioning us for pixels
>>34689774I can tell you are needy and annoying
how does it feel having sex, but with an american woman?
>>34689789but men like needy girlfriends
>>34689649okay
>>34689788I don't trust them to let me squeeze without trying to rape me in response
>>34686370Girls (and maybe guys), why don't you like "pick me" girls?From what I gather, they seem pretty awesome. Are there any downsides for us guys? I can see it if they do a complete bait and switch after but we too need discernment for that. But if they stick with it and genuinely mold themselves to us it's pretty cool
>>34689786https://www.theglobalstatistics.com/united-states-crime-statistics-by-race/women should not be allowed to speak without permission, they invariably try and present their emotions as objective fact
>>34689797They're fake as fuuuuuck I hate ass kisses of any gender
>>34689799Wow a racist and a sexist! What a winner.... not
>>34689800>kisses*Kissers
>>34689791I really like American girls, they are so prettySometimes if I'm nice to them, they'll take me to the big cityWe can go visit a strip showWe can go visit a strip show I really like American girls, there are so many cutiesSometimes if I'm nice to them, they take me to the moviesSo I can play with their boobies, play with their boobies So I can play with their boobies, play with their boobies
>>34689726Why do men need to lie to date and have a relationship?
>>34689795Do you not want sex from your boyfriend too?
>>34689792Its embarrassing and you need to stop
>>34689762Hap>>34689776py Independence Day!
>>34689792Speak for yourself
>45 minutes to download a 10mb torrentholy shit my internet is so ass right now
>>34689807Maybe once a month at most, but I'm happier without it
>>34689806I don't know. I don't tolerate men like that, I've known some, and I cut them out of my life. I certainly don't move in with and fuck them for months or years.
>>34689799>Having this attitude about womenYep, definitely a homosexual closet case
>>34689806because it pisses them off, its more fun that way,
>>34689792we like a girl who NEEDS to suck our dick, not one who needs 24/7 validation or she'll think i dont love her or talk about killing herself
>>34689509same sex cheating doesnt cancel out the cuck-polarity, thats cope
>>34689814Bad bait, go back to /b/ if you don't want to put effort into it
>>34689821>>34689811>>34689808not bf material..
>>34689806it obviously works
>>34689814How about a homosexual man they usually have nice pecs. Or just let him have a side piece?
>>34689824not gf material
>>34689824This is why your dad didnt love you btw
I would have nice hands if they weren't so damn small
I hooked up once in Orlando. But I was pretty drunk, it could have been a man, though.
>>34689823SYBAU>>34689827Would a gay man let a woman grope him?
>>34689833Yeah source I'm gay
>>34689833Kill yourself threadshitter
>>34689832is it true man suck better dicks than women?
>>34689833>Would a gay man let a woman grope him?This is a common thing that happens at homosexual nightlife venues anyway, I was dragged along to a gay strip club once where a group of women were trying to reach for the dancers' crotches
>>34689801>>34689816
>>34689828>>34689830super duper not bf materiali hate mean men
>>34689839Tbf most men will just call you a faggot too
>>34689840And I hate needy, whiny girls so we're on the same page. Try growing up sometime
>>34689824I feel like dating you would be like dating a child. Not fun at all
>>34689837Men are sloppier than women, when it comes to both blow jobs and just basic kissing. I honestly prefer both from a woman but I've lived in places where men are just more obtainable and available than women for a bit of body to body. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TT96nY62q0
>>34689834How are your pecs doing?>>34689836Stop crying >>34689838I don't want to grab their crotches though, they probably smell weird. And the gays are clubs probably have stds
>>34689846>I feel like dating you would be like dating a child. Not fun at allThis website has changed so much in the past decade and a half
>>34689844if you arent at least somewhat needy to one another while dating then you've lost the spark and dont really like one another all that much, no man wants a nonchalant gf who wont care about their relationship on a daily basis
>>34689848Pretty firm and squeezable and I have nice nipples
>>34689853Nice. But why are you here if you're gay
>>34689840Super duper not daughter material, thats why your dad hated you
>>34689851>moving the goalposts this farI accept your concession.
>>34689846i already said ur not bf material, am i supposed to feel bad that you dont want to date me?
>>34689649
>>34689855To larp as a woman and get replies from guys
>>34689846You have experience dating a child? Jesus fucking Christ.
>>34689858nta but you're assblasted that men find you to be an undesirable bitch so it's certainly fair if anon wants to be assblasted too
>>34689858Wouldnt even rape you desu
>>34689850There are still dudes who feel high and mighty for jerking off to and posting loli and such I'm just not one of them >>34689858Am I supposed to feel bad that you don't?
>>34689857how did i do that?>>34689867>ntawhy bother replying then
>>34689649checkem
I hate that it's a cluster of packed-together human bodies in tinfoil
>>3468986215th century called they want their shoes and hose back
>>34689875You can just eat them you know
>>34689863Is it actually satisfying? Most of the men here are weirdos
Femanon is visibly upset
>>34689879I start compulsively itching and scratching when I see clusters.
I'd sacrifice five Anons' souls to ensure that every woman ITT gets forcibly impregnated by a homeless man, do I have any volunteers to be sacrifices
>>34689871>i wouldnt force my 1.5 incher in youyou really got me there
is clitoral stimulation into orgasm that important?
>>34689874are you hot
>>34689885>>34689839Why are women so fucking predictably stupid
>>34689887i have no way of knowing that but i am skinny
>>34689888>mad cuz it's trueevery time
>>34689881They can be cringe but it's similar enough to how gay dudes flirt and talk when they're horny
>>34689885>couldnt come up with a good comeback Not gf material, not even pump and dump material disappointing
>>34689890My guy you're wearing a jacket
>>34689891I lost my penis in a home surfing accident, good try though you stupid cow
>>34689895oh this was taken last fall... i thought you were asking if i was attractiive...
>>34689898Do you just have old pictures of yourself saved and ready to go like a narcissist
>>34689884i wouldnt give my life for me getting them pregnant
>>34689897yo this nigga lost his penis in a home surfing accident LMFAOOOOOO
>>34689898Mfs will swear this is what we looked like in Hyperborea
>>34689901yes
>>34689903It'll turn up again eventually, I've got an Airtag (and some skin tags) on the mf
>>34689905I bet you don't even look good enough to justify doing that
>>34689908from the neck down i look pretty good though
one of those nights i would prefer to just lay about me on a big negro ass of an older woman. idk like it doesnt really hit the spot but u can just fetishize it and not worry about anything
>>34689894anon dont make me kiss you
>>34689901nta, i feel like taking a picture in the moment to reply to a post is more narcissisticbut i honestly havent taken a picture of myself intentionally in almost a decade
>>34689909Jarvis, make this nigga obese
Are submissive men real and being honest? Why would a man not choose an agreeable, submissive, skinny, traditional woman? My boyfriend's ex was like this and more.Why is he choosing a woman who is larger than him, controlling, and dominating to marry? I'd never pick a bitch like me over a cute subby woman who is desperate for my approval. It's hard to believe sometimes but maybe I'm just retarded and lacking theory of mind.
Would you rather fight 5 12 year olds or 12 5 year olds?Post gender
Men should post their arms
>>34689917Mental illness also here's your (you) you stupid attention seeking bitch fuck I hate women so god damn much
>>34689912I uh what?
>>34689919I'm too fat to want to post arms.
>>34689922hey
>>34689919No, it has self harm scars
>>34689914My brother in Christ I literally have stashes of selfies and fit pics to just look at and admire later and think fuck I'm so hot. I know what I'm talking about.
GenderDo you keep your word? Do you feel is your duty to do so?
>>34689919fitting for the 4th of july
>>34689926MYes, yes
>>34689923Hey fat fetishist did you ever masturbated to kung fu panda? (He is fat)
>>34689927Did you take this with a webcam
>>34689926Midk, i try to never make promises so i dont have to test my word in the first place
>>34689930yeah i phones ded
>>34689929no, not to say i havent enjoyed fatfur stuff before tho
How hard do you grip when you jerk off?
>>34689926MI choose my words carefully to weasel out of shit but I straight up lie a lot too. Depends on how much I respect you really.
>>34689918Touching any of them is a crime regardless.
>>34689936I try to be gentle, if i squeeze to hard i get overstimulated and there's more pain than pleasure
>>34689938>post about a hypothetical fight>Anon thinks about touching kids instead
>>34689918Mcan i fight one 125 year old
>>34689935What about big the cat?
>>34689940If you're fighting your touching, idiot
>>34689917>Are submissive men real and being honest?I'm sure performative ones exist, and some are debatably just lazy, but some percent of them are, yeah.>Why would a man not choose an agreeable, submissive, skinny, traditional woman? Why is he choosing a woman who is larger than him, controlling, and dominating to marry?Because that's how his tastes work?>maybe I'm just retarded and lacking theory of mindI wouldn't say all that, but perhaps ego biased.
>>34689936Medium grip
>>34689938i dont care ill beat the shit out of some kids like a mean old black woman
>>34689941No because none have ever existed
>>34689943Wrong "your". Opinion discarded, Pedoanon
>>34689919No thanks, I don't want to get banned.
All men should dress like this
>>34689950mods only give a fuck if you post face or genitalseverything else is free game
>>34689953Are you a heroin addict or something?
>>34689942hm no, i prefer more humanoid/anthro furry designs, too chibi/animal and it kills the sexual appeal
>>34689956i have never done drugs smoked or drank alcohol
>moids plz post arms so we can insult themfuck you bitch whores
>>34689953I just know the phlebotomist loves to see your ass walk in to give blood, could close their eyes and stick you solely by feel
>>34689960noo we arent all like thati liked the arm + saved itpost more
>>34689960Im the one who asked if he was a heroin addict and I am male, sorry for body shaming or whatever.
>>34689951>Translated from French
I can't donate blood cuz im on finasteride and if a pregnant woman gets my blood itll basically make her womb explode
>>34689953Why are you so skinny
>>34689951Agreed.Cover yourselves up entirely men. Nobody wants to see you outside.
Femanons should post their armpits
>>34689905Asuka A-cute
Need a femanon with a thick, pungent bush and no other body hair
>>34689970femanons refuse to post anything, ever. fucking useless hypocrites i hope they all get ovarian cysts
>>34689973Give them endometriosis
I had a good day and I hope /atoga/ had a good day too. :)
Why do my face and voice have to be so boyish
>>34689970no women here if there were they would answer my clit orgasm question
Mother of God if that ain't the most vile thing I've ever seen
cheesy lookin
>>34689975Shave them you pig
>>34689951Are there any women who even like male faces? He's showing off his beefy arms which arouse women more
>>34689982You're a fake dom and lame. Nobody would agree to do what you want.
What chance does a 5'4 guy have at getting a WNBA gf?
>>34689919I need to lose weight. Not as much as the vascular leaf anon, but I'm too fat. Please don't be too mean to me, foids.
>>34689988You could be the ball.
>>346899880.00005%
>>34689953I remember you from 2 years ago
>>34689986Nobody is domming shitJust dont be a pigEw
Sad to see you go. Was sorta hoping that you'd stay.
>>34689990that is not the arm of a man that is 'too fat'
>>34689997who is this about i havent been reading thread all day
>>34689994Nobody cares what you think btwYou just shit up the thread.
>>34689975NOT YOU!
>>34690000He does look kinda tubby my fetishist friend
>34689975Plot twist: this is actually her ass crack
>>34690006i wasnt even saying it in a fatfetish way, the dude objectively doesn’t look fat at all, he looks buff
>>34690004>>34690009Too late, beleted
>>34690010Not really. Pretty big standard. Bet he's got a bit of a gut goin
>>34690013dont body shame anon, its rudehe doesnt look fat at all
lol we can just post it again
>>34690013>bigBog>>34690014Not shaming just truthing
>>34690010The other anon is right though.I've got too much of a gut, and I'm not strong enough to justify how fat I am right now. I'm not morbidly obese or anything, but definitely on the tubby side.
>>34690013i bed youd like to rub it you fat fetishist
>>34690015Ok, you get banned for it then.
>>34690015Don't fucking do that why the fuck would I want that shit
>>34690017>definitely on the tubby side.well, lets see
>>34690002A silver lining
>>34690015That's what I thought, dumbass.
>>34690023Not on your life.
>>34690025honetly i shouldve left it up, i need a vacation
>>34690026>harassing pit fag with my pitNow this is entertainment
>>34690027,,,why nawt,,,
post bellies
>>34690032Are you sure
>>34690034moid bellies only
>>34690034male bellies preferably lol
Post ribs and collarbones
>>34690037Are you sure
Post SSN
>>34690026>pig pitThat's what I call this thread
Post list of fears and when your next vacation is planned.
>>34690040Haha funné
>>34690032I have abs tho
>>34690040264-55-7856
>>34689919My arms are weak and disgusting from months of inconsistency going to the gym and getting poor sleep and starving myself
Snowbunnies, I guess.
>>34689296Imagine a dude twice your size stalking across a busy room just to yell over the noise to ask your name out of the blue, no further warm up. You'd be wary at the very least.
Im so fa just sitting here like U chuds have no chance against me
>>34690045I want to see
>>34690037Here you go. You even get some bonus bones. Bonesus.
>>34690051nice watch nicer handsshow more
>>34690042Health emergencyNever
>>34690053Nice
>>34690052Are you sure
>>34690053I wish I had a seethrough gf like this.Mostly because it would be better than the current no-gf.
Depression made me lose a lot of muscle
>>34690061Hairy chest and pepperoni nips
>>34690061Youre so cute
>>34690057Yes please
>>34690059But wouldn't she see through the fact that you only like her because she exists?
>>34690061Zero pecs wtf
>>34690068ive never been to the gym
>>34690069I can tell
>>34690065thanks. now post your chest lol
Genders,What is on your hear me out cake?
>>34690073MI dont understand the question
>>34690066Isn't it cheating to ask to see another man's abs
>>34690073mustard
Foids are pushing their luck. First they wanted hand pics. Then feet and arms. Now chests?This is going too far.>>34690073I don't understand the question.
>>34690075Nope, now get on with it
>>34690077you drink that hipster water
>>34690079That sounds like cheating to me what's wrong with his abs
>>34690073There's no way I'm gonna be able to fit all of them on a singular cake. I'm gonna need a whole bakery.
Genders, when's the last time you ate a churro?M9 hours ago
>>34690080No i got a really cool fa shirt that i wanted to show off its got cool symbols. It was 59 dollars and is made if good fabric now give me blue valkyries fat pussy
>>34690077Stop bullying this poor random fuck that doesn’t even post here
>>34690092Oh its not really him?
>>34690073MMy most unconventional fictional crush is Tali from Mass Effect, so mine wouldn't be that interesting.
>>34690090Thr confetti churro tacobell had. So february of last year.
>>34690093Where's your satire detector??
God I love him
>>34690092Thats me nigga im fa as fuck jelly bastard. I could knock out 99% of the population im gonna train at the gym and knock out black guys that are bigger than me some day
>>34690088It's not, post them already
>>34690094hardly unconventional. there was just a thread on /v/ earlier today. only weird thing is the number of digits
>>34690099But how would he feel if he knew
>>34690091>59 dollars for a shirt with some keys and shit on itand i thought i was bad with money kek
do boobs stop growing after a certain age outside of weight gain or pregnancy
>>34690077>>34690098This is the guy who keeps posting about BBC by the way
>>34690094Tali is popular.Had you said Ashley Williams or those disgusting Asari “twins”, then that’s different.
>>34690093You’re lucky you’re so stupid it wraps back around to being cute. Don’t get in any vans
>>34690103Why do you ask
>>34690094based, tali was probably my first fap
>>34690105>>34690094Oh, whoops. I re-read your post.I understand what you actually mean now.
>>34690105Which Asari twins?
>>34690097What's he like?
>>34690110Double mistake on my part.They are daughter and mother, and from ME2.
>>34690076?>>34690073Off the top of my head I’d tell you I’d stick it in Sally from Cars tailpipe
bruh im gonna knock their bbcs around in the ring. constant pressure and double feints
My male hormones are screaming at me to coom in a girl
>>34690112Oh okay. I know what you mean then.
>>34690113i thought it was something unconventional that you'd put on a cake. i wasnt thinking about people id fuck.
>>34690109Yeah I meant she's not unconventional at all, I just don't have any monster girl crushes I can think of so she'd be the weirdest.
>>34690117Well now that you’re more well informed who is going on your hear me out cake?
>>34690090I've never had a churro
>tfw no bf to watch scary movies with so i can cling onto him
i'd probably stroke a bbc too hard if i tried ngl can someone give me tips on bbc stroking. it seems erroneous that i have handjob skills from my own dick with their large negroid genitals.
>>34690073Cheesecake cake
>>34690121Just cling to a blanket, or one of your plushies.
>>34690119i can't think of anyone. ive never had a crush on a fictional character or anything
>>34690121I probably jump more than you do at horror movies.
>>34690124why would i want that over a living breathing man
>>34690127because you can't have one, so blanket it is
>>34690123*thinking about >him putting >his dick into a cheesecake and it's all creamy and does a shlorp sound*
>>34690128uh who decided i couldnt have a bf ?
>>34690127Government issued BFs are in very limited stock, huehuehue.
>>34690121Horror movies are lame
>>34690125You are lying on a forum where telling the truth would have zero impact on your life
>>34690132>t. guy who only watched boring marvel slop or war movies>>34690126sounds like a fun time
>>34690134kari from mythbusters back in the day i guess but shes areal person so idk
>>34690138Too mundane for the question but great taste regardlessWhen they strapped her in for Chinese water torture I awakened a taste for bondage
>>34690121What would your hypothetical moid smell like
>>34690141whatever the anon reading this smells like at the moment
>>34690121Hey
>tfw long distance
>>34690073
>>34690145I (currently) know that feel
>>34690073Bob
>>34690142Well right now I smell like amber (vanilla) and dessert spices, kinda like chai but no milk
>>34690129Why does everything have to be so profane and disgusting with you. Someone mentioned a cheesecake and you're immediately like ARRRRGG DICKS. Your mind truly operates on some lower basal animal tier.
>>34690138>hear me out>conventionally attractive womanretard
I've never gotten horror moviesThe premises are doneAnd the gorey ones are always overdoneTo me the best horror movies are like chernobyl where the real horror are all the friends we made along the way dying of cancer
>>34690142BO? Unwashed shirt?
>>34690147anthro planes are hotter
>>34690149He does belly things.Rufus from street fighter too weird?
>>34690147What causes this fetish?
>>34690160Avtism
>>34690142literal ass
>>34690151Why are you the fucking thought police on a god forsaken basket weaving forum?Are you just an angry mod?
>>34690159Long hair + beards arent really my thing I like being able to see a man's cute face
>>34690113MEven though choosing a human woman goes against the spirit of the question I’m still picking Caroline Ellison aka sam bank man fried’s ex gf
>>34690148It sucks so bad. My boyfriend isnt even that far away, only 2 hours, but its enough to make things inconvenient. Just came stumbling back home drunk from 4th of july celebrations and I really really wish he were in bed for some cuddles. Instead im here alone on 4chan, face stuffed in a body pillow. Sad...
>>34690160Wandering eyes when you get your first boner
>>34690165So like.... maybe coop from megas xlr
>>34690168Why couldn't he come over
Women would you defend your little one with your life or ditch him to save yourself
Some of y'all negroes is sick
>>346901682 hours is still annoying, especially if you live somewhere with a lot of traffic. I dated a girl in NYC when I was in Boston and spending a few hours on I-95 (I hate Amtrak) made me want to die. Maybe see if he wants to call? Hearing her voice made the distance feel not so overwhelming.
>>34690160Autism, unironically.
>>34690179ExplainSubtext is for cowards
I want her to put her head on my shoulder
>>346901737/10, would
Blue show me ur pussy before i go apeshit
>>34689951This, but also his arms covered, he should be way skinnier, and she should be naked and also taller than him
>>34690176The hours he works are odd and make it difficult to find time, but we do. Usually every other week. Its just not enough for me. Luckily well be moving in together in a couple months so itll be better then.>>34690180I would but I think he fell asleep.
>>34690186Kys scrote
>>34690185???????????????
Do women think "scrote" "moid" etc. offends men? I think they're funny and if a girl called me that IRL in any context I'd probably smile and/or blush.
>>34690190>>34690180>>34690168>>34690148>>34690145Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha
>>34690193I would never try to insult a man irl, those things will sucker punch you without second thought
>>34690194?
>>34690191Excuse you
I'd have gone a thousand miles just to eat ice cream on the pier with her
>>34690200https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek
>>34690199No no I'm with her, what the fuck is wrong with you man
>>34688141They love it wdym
>>34690195Smol
>>34690202Few understand my vision, yet many may not live to see it unfold
>>34690185No, but I'll trib tiddies.>>>/soc/35192757
>>34690136>>t. guy who only watched boring marvel slop or war moviesUhm, no? Want a list?
>>34690212lay it on me
>>34689951The hijab is the weirdest fucking thing 2bh
>>34690209Not bad
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>>34690198>Fell for the ldr meme
>>34690209Nice
>>34690236i havent heard of a single one of these, who willingly watches movies older than the 80s?
>>34690250I do, you should check them out except modern times, is boring
>>34690258Do you have any movies you like that are more well known and post 2000?
>>34689993damn you have a good memory
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