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If I live in a nice $500K house, what are the chances someone will break into it and kill me?
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50%
either it happens or it doesn't

GL anon
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>>34705747
That's not how probability works.

>>34705738
Where your house is located is far more relevant then it's value.
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>>34705738
Depends, tell me where you live
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>>34705757
>>34705758
Let's imagine... somewhere around Houston, Texas.
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yes goy, you should buy 7 different automatic rifles just in case a brown jogs in front of your lawn
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>>34705738
>nice
>$500K
Pick one.
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>>34705815
How is a 500K house not nice? Dafuq?
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>>34705868
500k is the price for a normal 2000 sqft house
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>>34705738
I am not much a mathfag but it must be less than 0.004 or less than 1/25,000. Probably a lot less but that’s the best I can guarantee.
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>>34706913
So better than the chance of dying in a car accident?
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>>34705738
It depends on the location. There are some places where $500k is literally in a bad area, e.g. Jersey City.
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>>34706916
Hell no. I just wanna error on the side of caution. You’d be in at least ten car accidents for every robbery murder.
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>>34707700
This. I live in a house that’s valued somewhere near that just because my parents sold it to me for super cheap when they retired to Florida back in the early 2010s. The house isn’t supposed to be worth as much as it is right now because of dumbass market stuff but I disgress. My suburb hits the “top 10 safest places to live” lists pretty frequently. If I sold my house at top value literally today and wanted to move out of my flyover state, I’d be fuckarino’d. If I stay here I’ve got a pretty sweet spot.
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>>34705738
I'm on my way
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https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/uav-online/
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>>34705738
Depends who you are and where the money for the house came from.

Are you involved in drugs (production, transportation or distribution, not consumption)?

Are you messing with things and people you shouldn't mess with?
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>>34705738
Fairly small if you have fences and alarm systems and things.
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>>34707925
More likely an alarm system is used against you by feds or local nimrods.
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>>34705868
That's a bottom tier house in a ghetto part of Los Angeles
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negligible unless you live in south africa or a similar hellhole
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>>34705738
Only 500K? Who would want to break into a shack like that?
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>Nice house
>500K$
Do you live in a ghost town, or are you a time traveller from 2005?
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>>34708242
If he live in a small town from buttfucking nowhere, with no hospital and no public transportation and nothing to do but hunt your own meat, and that the public schools are so understaffed that they’re forced to hire someone without a university degree to teach the children… then maybe he can get a nice house for 500K$. But then again thefts don’t go to small town where everybody know each others, because they get arested really quickly… (if they are lucky)
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>>34708242
>>34708244
>>34708266
>these niggas act like they're elon musk and jeff bezos with billion dollar mansions and lambos in their driveways
get the fuck outta here you don't even have 50K in your savings account much less 500K
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>>34705815
Looks pretty nice to me
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>>34708299
The houses are nice but I fucking HATE having neighbors right next to me.
If I was rich enough to buy my own private island I fucking would.



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