>>34709199
be 6ft 6 figures 6 pack and fuck fat chicks

>>34709199
Thats not how it works dumbass. If you go by sexual value in relationship, you must match her looks.

You are in 4chan /adv/, looking for a ''Secret'' like there is one, porn addicted (Guessing by your post and image choice) and definitely retarded.

You will never get a gf, let alone one with huge tiddies. Life isnt porn. Go out and talk to woman like they are an individual and not a sex object you can fuck and close the tab.

>>34709603
>If you go by sexual value in relationship, you must match her looks.
How do you even match a woman with huge tiddies in terms of looks? What's the male equivalent?

But you are right, maybe this kind of content has made me objectify women too much and has taken a toll on me

>>34709199
Here is the big secret, and I am probably going to lose my job for sharing this information. To gain a large breasted girlfriend:

>Have your own home bought and paid
>Have your own car $50k in value at least
>Have an illustrious career in a managerial position, ideally owner of a business
>Earn at least six figures salary a year $100,000 minimum
>Be at least 6ft tall, not an inch less.
>Have at least a 6 inch penis
>Have a six pack of abs at minimum for muscle
>Have a full head of hair, no thinning or balding
>Have a chiseled handsome face
>Have a broad jaw
>Broad shoulders
>Ideally have eyes that are not brown
>Buy only the best clothing, designer brand
>Wear an expensive rolex watch at all times
>Have the latest tech, the most modern phone
>Go to the gym at least 5 days a week
>Have a body count of at least 10+ women
>Have perfect facial hair, neat and trim
>Don't be too dark or too pale, just white (tan)
>Have perfect white teeth all straight
>Your penis can't be hanging low, or bending to the left or right when erect it must curve UP
>Have large testicles
>Always wax and shave your back, sack and ass crack
>Have predator eyes, sharp almond shape
>Keep eyelids squint at half mast for the smoldering look
>Have a deep baritone voice, gravelly in texture
>Never smile, only do a half-smile at most
>Lose the ability to cry, never cry
>Never talk about your feelings, those are not manly
>Make sure you were a bully in school
>But also that you beat your own bully too
>Have at least 1 confirmed kill of another man, either at war or on the streets
>Be competent at a sport preferably a fighting sport.

And remember the most important of all
>Have all of this achieved before the age of 25

Good luck!

>>34709723
I forgot the bonus conditions
>All of the virgin big boob girls? Gone, they're all gone.
>Taken forever in high school
>College at the latest
>If you're already 18 and you don't have one and you still haven't fulfilled the giant list of requirements? It's over.
>You now need to aim for the large breasted girlfriend non virgin one
>But remember, 80% of them are all currently being fucked, every day every night of the week. 7 days a week
>By 20% of men, which means 1 man has ownership of 4 of them at the same time
>That's 8 giant tits out of your reach per every man in the 20% club
>To get in that 20% club (assuming you completed all the requirements mentioned before)
>You need to snatch up 4 big titty girlfriends now. Because since the virgin one is extinct now, you need x4 non-virgin ones in a harem
>To cancel out the cuck status
>You either wait for Chad to stop fucking one and discard one and take her
>Or wait for the next one that appears with a 1 body count on her
>Run to her and pursue pursue pursue
>Cold approach and rizz the shit out of her like your life depends on it
>If she says no, that's a whore
>If she says yes, that's a whore. But at least she is now your whore.
>Repeat these steps until 4 big breasted girls have been acquired
>Then sit in your computer chair in the dim of your bedroom like a king on his throne with all four big titty girls by your feet
>Control all of them, regulate their thoughts and all their emotions for them, never let a single one move or act without your permission
>That means stop sleeping, sell your bed man
>Stay awake to control them at all times
>If you don't you will get cucked and you lose

And remember, no autism

>>34709199
Kidnap and brainwash one?

>>34709837
>>34709723

Your cope is insane. If I was a woman who could seduce men, the one that whines in 4chan and writes paragraphs and paragraphs of cope would be at the bottom of my priority.
If any impressionable young people reading this retards ramblings, please don't listen to the incel. There is a reason he's natures weakest ring and probably become a rapist one day. You don't need to be perfect and not all woman are demons (Many are, don't get me wrong.) Not everything is sex and even if it was, sex with somebody you truly love will be better than any pornstar.

>>34709199
You have to have titties bigger than theirs, it's a dominance thing.

>>34710168
Blessed whitepill

>>34710168
How does one break the cycle, though? I don't seem to be able to let go, I know this is wrong but I don't seem to be able to let go of this obsession

>>34710193

believe me buddy, I understand. Been there done that.

I'd say just try to get a gf first. (Supplement your need for sex via porn in that timeframe, its ok) Of course this is step 4. Step 1 is getting friends, being in social circles and meeting up with people.
People imminently jump to ''Getting a gf'' part and get confused why it didn't work. People who can do these types of extreme social jumps are often attractive/successful and sex appeal is a crutch to them. Me, you and normal people with average looks don't have this advantage. These retards who have nothing to offer socially think this is the only way, please don't fall into this pithole.

The people in the podcasts offer you a great thing: See woman, fuck them. You must offer something so insane in the beginning that they will imminently fold. I am sorry to tell you that this is not how it works. You must first be a member of a group. (This is where the 'performative male'/reading fem literature meta comes from, it signals that you are a friend.) Lots of the sexual frustration comes from not being able to reach sexual intercourse because of the lacking social skills (Autism, EXTREME Ugliness, disabilities etc.)

Start small and use porn as a stepping stone. Don't quit it cold turkey, it will be very hard and it is a habit. As your social circle grows and you socialize more, your brain's urge for sexual intimacy will divert to irl people. Believe me.

At worst, you'll have some friends to share porn with :D

>>34709199
a gf with huge tiddies has the same mentality than a flat one , they're both girls , but I would recommend being funny and sort of possessive,you know the basic things a girl would usually like in a guy . I would say the difference between the flat chest one and the big tiddes ones is that the huge ones have the mommy issues kink (like they have a mother instinct that a flat chest one wouldn't have) so they would probably prefer guys with mommy issues calling them mommy lol (not all of them but most of them)

>>34709199
Money, that's the secret. And not just having money, actually giving them money.

>>34710168
My friend, I was JOKING the post was SATIRE I was mocking the incel blackpill shit by showing it as being ABSURD

>>34710168
These two posts?
>>34709723
>>34709837
SATIRE. FFFUCKING bloody mother fuck I swear to God if autists read my satire and think it was literal I am going to cut my penis off and staple it to a stray cat

>>34709199
Ok fine here is the real secret to getting a big boob GF.

Just be a kind man, and choose to get to know and appreciate the woman behind the tits. Don't be a simp don't be a fake gay nice guy, just be a Man. Don't pretend to be a hard ass don't do that gay fake stoic shit, just treat the lady right without losing your balls or your mind and she's all yours

>>34711379
This means
Don't do the "You're such a lovely woman I mean it you are so interesting, wow you are so pretty and you really make me feel like I am lucky to know you, you are such a princess oh lovely big boob goddess how I think of thee every day" that Romeo shit? Cut it out, it's desperate it's needy and women hate that.

Also don't do this:
":Eggplant emoji: ;) yeah girl id fuck your asshole until it gapes if you know what I mean. Got any pics? Pics? (Unsolicited dick pic)"

They hate that too. Just don't be a creep and don't be a fake Romeo nice guy shit. Aim for exactly how you talk to others when no girl is watching, like how you talk naturally, even if you got faults or character flaws just do that shit anyway. Because to women that's honest and it's interesting, women shit test us men for a reason it's to figure out who we really are under all the bravado or bluster. If you can show your cards in a way that isn't trauma dumping or overbearing, just relaxed and welcoming, it reads as "confidence".

If you as a man hear the word "confidence" and your first mental thought is an image of sigma Chad shit with that song that goes "EEEUUUGHRRHH-eeeh-EHHHH-EHH-RREHHREHEUFHREHR" (That fuckin screamo electric shit) if that is your first thought when your brain reacts to the word "confidence" then it means you fucked up try again

>>34711388
Matter of a fact if you REALLY wanted to get the girl just admit that's what you think of yourself at the table of a restaurant. Just randomly tell her

"Yeah I am currently imagining I am a sigma Chad right now in my head, y'know that black and white meme? That's me right now"

Watch her spit out her drink and choke on laughter and then smile and laugh with her, congrats you are a fun guy now and an honest one. You get the girl you go home the end

>>34711379
>>34711388
Thank you Anon, so it all boils down to authenticity, right? How can I connect with that side of myself?

Normally I feel dead inside, like disconnected, souless and whenever I see people I just put on a mask and start my performance because underneath it there's only emptiness

I want to be kind but I don't even know how to do that in an authentic and real way, whenever I try it seems performative

>>34709199
Guys who actually ask them out. Have you ever tried that?

>>34711396
Just do the same but reverse sentiment. Tell her at the date "Yeah to be honest I like you but this dating pageantry shit makes me anxious like Bill Clinton on trial, you also feel like a cat being pet backwards when you have to drudge through the whole 'dating etiquette' stuff?"

If she answers "ehhh no? Umm uhh no?"
That's a boring chick, bail out. She's still trying to be some sort of super normie NPC, pass on that. But if you catch her smiling at what you said, you're in.

>>34711419
Good point, thank you Anon

>>34710168
Also nature's weakest ring lmao. The only weakest ring is how tight your asshole was from reading my satire post, which I am glad you felt that way it was cringe and incel coded on purpose to prove the point that mentality is lame as fuck. I got my big booby lady already, I didn't even target her for her tits she is just as sweet as could be as a person so I went for it the tits are just a bonus

>>34711444
No prob. Just one short checklist is needed
>Make her smile once
>Make her giggle once
>Make her comfortable enough to talk about herself
>Make her feel safe with you

You do that for any woman, any single one, you're in. And there's 1001 ways to do that and you can be any type of personality it doesn't matter. If the girl doesn't appreciate any of that and is drifting the convo onto your work your job your house your car your money, ditch her and don't look back. If all she does is stare at her phone in the middle of the first dates, ditch her and don't look back. If she is trying to fuck you on the first date, don't let your ego or your dick take the bait, ditch her and don't look back. Authenticity needs to meet authenticity if you want a good one

>>34711444
>>34711474
And the uptight anon talked about seduction, if he were a girl he would never seduce an incel. Seduction is cancer, if a girl is out to seduce you, that's a horrible sign and leads to dating a crazy chick. The only people who try to seduce anyone are people whose core personalities are dog shit wicked and they seduce to mask it, like spraying gold spray paint on a dog turd.

>>34711474
What about looks? Is it important to look a certain way? Because as of now I'm still struggling with depression and I don't look great. I do workout daily, although it's just bodyweight exercises and now I have a better posture but other than that my hair is really thin and I look tired and dead inside 24/7

Also, where do you even look for such women? I have tried tinder and there's a lot of girls who are incredibly fake or really normie

>>34711475
>the uptight anon
I'm a bit lost, who is the upright Anon? Me or another person? Kek

>>34711481
The looks are easy as hell for a man, we have it on easy mode
>Have a good haircut, doesn't matter if you're balding or not it's about the shape or style of whatever hair you got.
>Wear clean and ironed clothes
>Don't have unkempt beard if you got a beard.
>Have at least deodorant on, and a tiny bit of cologne in your wrists and your neck, tiny bit nothing too strong cuz women's sense of smell is like fucking x men levels of sharp

And that's it, you can be any type of face you want. Round face or sharp face or big nose or small nose or thin lips or thick lips doesn't matter. Men aren't the ones who practice vanity, that's a woman's game. If a woman catches you being vain about your own looks she thinks "umm I already have a vagina I don't need another"

>>34711483
Nah not you the guy who responded to my wall of incel checklists lol "future rapist" he said.

>>34711499
Pretty solid advice, thank you for that. One last question, how can I overcome my coombrain? I have no issues talking to flat girls but whenever I see a girl with big breasts I freeze pretty much, I get so tense or I put a lot of effort into acting normal and I seem to be unable to override this feeling. That's probably my biggest challenge, being able to see past their looks into the person behind them as messed up as that sounds

>>34711555
Just let yourself see both. Tits and personality is the winning combo

>>34711499
In other words you’re not the most handsome guy but still got a big tiddy woman? Impossibru

>>34711565
I don't think I am handsome tho my woman thinks I am, I still don't feel handsome even when im told I am handsome. Im not depressive I just don't care about how I look never did, what I care about is what I can do or can't do and what to do to make sure I learn to do things better than before

>>34711564
I can't really, whenever I try my monkey brain takes over and all I can see is her body, is quite demoralizing

>>34711573
You can look at her body just don't stare at that shit for longer than 3 seconds when she is trying to have a convo with you lol. Don't randomly paw it grab at it in public like a low functioning autist with special needs, just glance every now and then if you like just be sure your eyes go back to her face after every sneak peek. Then when you get dating and you become a thing like bf and gf, stare as much as you want until your eyes fall off

>>34711576
Lmao this made me laugh anon. Did you do the same with your woman?

>>34711466
google Schrodingers asshole, retard. You made 3 posts saying it was 'satire'. Compensating much? OMEGAKEK

>>34711620
I made 3 posts saying it was satire because I was in the middle of taking a shit and was so bored I forgot this website isn't a chatroom it's a message board, I make as many posts as I want 'OmegaKEK'

>>34711611
Yes I stare at her every single day and grab a handful whenever I want, but in public I remain civil. When you meet a girl at the start of dating you are allowed to stare for like idk a sec, she's not dumb she knows you're a man who likes tits, all a girl wants to know is if you give a crap about what's behind her eyes

>>34709221
>666
Makes sense.

>>34710412
most women are disgusted by mommy kinks/oedipal bullshit ; being obsessed with breasts reads as being sexually and emotionally stunted in infancy/toddlerhood and a helpless sex pest who won't ever prioritize a woman's sexual pleasure in bed ; hopefully no women ever cross your path or op's path, you guys will probably troon out and kys because you're porn addicted and low iq

>>34712757
Sorry to break it to you but men are typically attracted to large breasts, that's not being sexually or emotionally stunted that's just a fact of life, same as how women find taller men to be attractive, we find large breasts to be attractive. Some men prefer average to smaller but those men are in a slim minority, 90% of men prefer it. Over a half prefer C - D cups, and the a third prefer even larger, leaving only a tiny minority of men who like it small.