You're standing in line at the store with your girlfriend and some guy comes and just stands in front of you, cutting the line.You say>Yo dude, I'm in line hereHe says<Yeah so? I don't care fuck offNow he's just staring at you.What should you do in this scenario?
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>>34710502A hit to your head can get you killed. NEVER start a fight. Only escalate to violence when absolutely necessary.
The only right option is to fuck him right there to demonstrate dominance in front of the entire store
>>34710502Dudes who cut in line get jumped over here. So...>>34710513
>>34710502ask your girl to beat him up
>>34710502Call an adult
>>34710502Tell his mother about his behavior
>>34710502just tell the clerk the guy was cutting
would really depend on the mood im inbut itd be confrontational to some degree
>>34710502>What should you do in this scenario?Piss on his shoes.
Bite one of his balls
>>34710502Plan A: Turn to cashier and say "This man has broken into the line. Please do not serve him."Plan B. Turn to the line behind you and say "This guy wants to break into the line ahead of us. Is that OK with you?"Both plans put the job on someone else, and both embarrass him.
Argue with him and if he starts chimping out call the security guard
Fuck his mother
I’d call him a nigger and continue the escalation until something happens.
Pinch one of his nipples
>>34710502Laugh in his face like this.
>>34710502thishttps://youtu.be/9IdM84YVmV0
>>34710502Here's how you handle it if you want to be a man:>"Girlfriend.. stand back">Grab the guy by the throat>"Now you listen here you little BITCH don't you ever cut in front of me again!">Throw him down to the ground>"Not so tough now huh? HUH?!">The guy gets back up and tries to throw a punch>You dodge but in a stoic way not a scared way like Keanu Reeves>Intercept his extended arm, break his arm with a MMA martial arts jitsu move>He screams>Meanwhile your girlfriend is flooding wet from watching the floor is soaked she is so turned on>Turn to her mid fight "almost finished here my lady..">The guy tries to throw another punch weakly>Dodge and then get behind him and grab his head and twist/break his neck in a sudden move >He is defeat>Even the cashier (a cute girl) is spraying juice everywhere like a fire hydrant>One of the cuck workers has to lay down a "CAUTION: Wet Floor" sign down due to how hot you made the women feel>Stoicly turn your back and pretend you don't care and walk out of the store >Wake up in a hospital with broken teeth, it was just a dream you got your ass kicked and cried like a bitch in front of everyone when he was wailing on you>Notice you are blocked by your GF, her last message sent was>"IIIIICK"
>>34710502>Wow, big shot here's in a real hurry to get home and drink his Sunny D. Everybody let him cut, he's got some Sunny D to drink. This is an emergency, peopleThis assumes he's buying Sunny D, modify for whatever the guy's buying
>>34714842Part 2:>Meanwhile your girlfriend's phone is buzzing and vibrating against the surface of a nightstand>At a hotel, ignoring your messages >She is getting railed from behind by the guy who kicked your ass>"MNGHHOOOH OOOH YEE nMnh HARDERRR">She is bellowing like a porn star>"In my ASSS YEEAH. BETTEER THAN MY BOYFRIEND MMHHyeEaYh">The guy has veins in his head from his alpha energy he is grunting >"Grnngh NRGHH Aw yea GURRL I'm the best alpha GURRRL gnrhg grnngh!">The pounding is so explosive you can feel the floor vibrate in the hospital you are at like 7 miles away>You are about to an hero by hanging yourself with the IV drip hose >You wake up>You are actually in your parents basement, there was no girlfriend>It was all a dream>You used to read word up magazine >Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis >All your life you couldn't picture this
>>34710502Like Sammyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgfwCi7H0o8
>>34711421plan b is the correct move desu. >>34710507 also this. be capable of violence but never start it, its not worth it and most people are fucking vermin where I live so. Unless your loved ones are in danger, fuck your pride. it ain't worth it.
>>34710502>Yowtf is it with you white guys and the Yo Yo Yo shit. No wonder you get no respect at all. You're using black american getto slang as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective and pronoun. I hear you silly fucks yo yo yo fuckin yo gonna fuck up yo
>>34715349Yo dude, just chill bro, like yo that ain't cool yo.
>>34715349Yo dawg why you gotta be dissin OP like this? Let a nigga be God damn.
Shoot him.
Kiss him and accept that you are now his bitch and piss on your girlfriend
the answer depends on my mood. if he genuinely pissed me off (or it was in line for something important) i would probably make a scene and talk as loud as i can telling people that this guy cut in line. maybe even call a manager or something. but in most cases, its not really a big deal. youre risking a fight over something as trivial as waiting an extra minute. if its a grocery store trip, its whatever. you dont wanna start a fight in the ghetto i live in because retards will genuinely shoot you over dumb shit like this.
>>34710502get his license plate on the way out>he is on foottrained crows
>>34718483pretty much this.I have two stories with opposite reactions for myself:i am usually passive but one time I accidentally bumped into someone at a bar and spilled their drink just a little. I immediately said "I'm sorry man, my bad."I honestly would have bought him another drink if he had been chill, but he tried to give me the stare down, not saying a word, just looking me up and down angry and puffing out his chest. It was clear he was bitch made and I was on liquid courage, so I said "I said I'm sorry. are you going to fight me over this or just pretend to be tough like a bitch?" He literally just kept doing the stare so I just said "that's what I thought" and walked away (slightly) bumping him againThe other time I was a freshman in high school and at a metal concert where it is shoulder to shoulder packed waiting for the band to come on. some dude decided he didn't like me in his space and without warning or me seeing him shoved me in the back as hard as he could, sending me forward to the ground. i get up and see this dude is some how scrawnier than me and shorter. I go up to keep it real with him and his giant 250 pound 30 year old uncle or age gap friend covered in piercings and tattoos steps in. Needless to say I did not keep it real that day.[spoiler]thanks for reading my blog[/spoiler]
