So, I have an incest child with my half-sister, and the child is trying to find their dad. The guy my sister pinned it on is denying everything and wants a blood test. Will a blood test identify me? How accurate are they?
>>34713928yikes. Yeah, it'll probably be found out from lack of DNA variationhow could you? gross
>>34713928Tell us how you fucked your sister. It sounds hit.
come clean.
>>34713928Damn dude you mean all those porno videos are actually real?
>>34713928It's gonna ultimately be best to come clean before the kid finds out regardless of the results, but fuck man that's messy enough where I'd almost buy you a drink to help a little
>>34713928>How accurate are they?Given a good quality sample, DNA tests are essentially 100% accurate, unless identical twins are involved somehow. They would need a sample from you to compare against, though.
>>34713928Old style blood tests could eliminate but not pinpoint the father. DNA tests can distinguish between brothers. You're fucked because you fucked
>>34714733We were always close, she is 10 years older than me. Single mom worked all the time, so we got close. Eventually we had sex when I was 16. She started dating a guy not long after. When she found out she was pregnant. We both figured the child was mine because of the timing. He broke up with her because he was a fuck boi and didn't want to have a child. She did marry a guy who adopted the child and they had 3 more after, but he's dead now from hitting a deer while riding his motorcycle without a helmet.>>34714765No>>34715081How likely are they going to test me?The child is otherwise very healthy, she is in college and was Salutatorian when she graduated high school.
>>34715367>How likely are they going to test me?Well, clearly *someone* has to be the father, but if the mother refuses to say who it was, they can't just go around randomly testing every man she's ever met. They would have to have some reason to suspect it's you.
>>34715367Why can't you just tell the kid you're his dad and if anyone else finds out you and your mother are going to jail and he'll be an orphaned little shit without anyone to help him in the world?Guess the dad is as inbred as the son.
>>34717798Bad idea>>34715367Tell your rat bastard the deer is the father cause he skullfucked his daddy to death and that's how little babby's are made
>>34713928They will not figure it out.
