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How can I enjoy going to the nightclub for the first time? I will be going alone.
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>>34714345
OP does
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go right under the light and dance, enraptured, like no one else in the whole place is dancing, and i 100% guarantee you can free your mind
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>>34714345
I do. I like dancing
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>>34714078
Going to clubs alone just for the sake of going out sucks. It's probably better you don't enjoy it then you'll learn that lesson and either make some friends to go with or accept that the nightlife scene isn't for autistic weirdos like you (or me).
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>>34714078
cocaine
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Stick your butt out and shake it all over the dance floor
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>>34714345
I do
The point is dancing for hours, not standing around in an awkward clump with a bunch of normies
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>>34714574
>>34715566
If you guys really like dancing so much you could get a disco light, get a decent sound system, and dance by yourselves at home every night
Enough with the performative bullshit. Unless you're there to see a live artist you like, you're going because you don't just want to dance, you want to dance around other people, i.e. you have the same shallow motivations as anyone who goes to a nightclub.
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Is the one on the right a man or a lesbian?
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>>34714078
Phenibut + amph or m3th and some low dose ket

Powerful combo.

Men get really fucking mad at me for some reason but women let me do things like grab them and shit. Nothing makes any sense but I have way more success when I go solo. Always escalate, always approach. Larp as that hotline miami character. Try to dance as much as you can.

I am super fucking autistic very tall cuteish guy tho
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>>34715962
Stfu normie
You've never gone into a pitch dark basement to do shitloads of speed and rave nonstop for 12 hours until you feel as if you have left this world and only live for the flow
You go to nigger rap clubs to bop your head and awkardly ogle women for two hours before you go home alone to jerk off. We are not the same.
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Go early and make friends
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>>34719641
>Durrr you didn't do as many drugs or waste as much of my life as I did!
Not the flex you think it is, loser
It's not like I never did some hard candyflipping at underground breakcore shows years ago before anyone even heard the name "Jvnko." But doing that for the sake of just doing it and making it a lifestyle is loser shit, plain and simple. Going out and "raving" for the sake of raving is loser shit, plain and simple.
>You go to nigger rap clubs to bop your head and awkardly ogle women for two hours before you go home alone to jerk off.
Wow you described exactly the experience that I reiterated in several posts was lame and should be avoided. Thanks for repeating what I said, I guess.
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>>34719987
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted. Nigger
>Going out and having fun for the sake of having fun is loser shit, plain and simple

Ok have fun nail clipping your lawn or whatever highly productive and enriching activities you get up to in your off time
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>>34720753
I've eaten more tabs than you've had hot dinners, kid.
>Ok have fun nail clipping your lawn or whatever highly productive and enriching activities you get up to in your off time
It's called building a life and if you're not a retard you realize the most important revelations you have on drugs is that you should stop taking drugs.
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>>34722143
>I've eaten more tabs than you've had hot dinners, kid.

And thats the point, I haven't. I do stuff to enjoy myself, not try to win a competition of who can fry his brain the fastest like certain retards do who have to forbid themselves from partying so they don't end up in the mental ward.
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>>34714536
nice
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>>34722143
just another dumb boomer pulling up the ladder

"i already had my fun, don't worry about your fun go to work"
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>>34714078
get lube for your bunghole and you're golden.
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if you have to ask, you won't enjoy it
personally I enjoy going to big raves alone, you get lost in the crowd and can dance silly without anyone judging you, a club it's usually a smaller place and people will notice you
but drugs do help a lot
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You cannot because there's nothing enjoyable about it
you're just forced to be alone since everyone is already in their tighltly knit group of friends, every woman with their boyfriend or their meatwalls of friends
it's dogshit, you have to pay to enter and every drink is 20 times the price it costs in a store
you're just robbed for no reason while being forced to be alone

going to a club/bar etc. while alone is one of most miserable experiences a human being can have and its only for pure cuckolds

if you want to have fun, save that money up and in few years quit your job and go to uni again
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>>34723295
>club it's usually a smaller place and people will notice you

I like that though. Among the people noticing you there will be a cute chick who wants to bang more often than not.



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