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i want to make bank, what ideas do you have?
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suck cocks for 50 bucks
suck 20000 cocks=you're a millionaire!
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>>34715403
Why not suck cocks for $1 and suck a million cocks?
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>>34715410
well, that depends on how strong is op's cocklust
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>>34715412
OP is as always,a faggot; so his cocklust is big enough to take up two time zones.
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>>34715403
>>34715410
>>34715412
>>34716077

Lmfao it was the exact same comments on the other thread. Dead internet theory is real
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>>34715372
If you have a heart, you wont make a ton of money. Ethically speaking profit is the total amount by which you can trick a customer into paying over what the original thing cost you. The only ethical material you could sell is your own time and health.
(working as a tradie or consultant)
Since you asked nicely, here are some of the more dastardly ideas I've heard over the years suited for socially manipulative people:
>What happens if your not protected?
Insurance is an amazing racket. In some places its legally required to have it! There's just one problem. The ones who made it big don't want you encroaching on their turf. If your thinking about going into life home or vehicle insurance good luck. But there are much more relaxed federal laws governing more "exotic" insurance types. Data asset insurance, Video Game insurance, Clothing insurance. You might have noticed a "protection plan" being offered in grocery stores and online ones. Mainly because it's extremely profitable.
>Thanks, please sign here.
People hate reading and percentages. If you combine the two together you have a legally binding pact that forces them into servitude for the next 30 years. Make your bureaucratese exuberantly exorbitant in it's verbose vernacular. Car loans are a prime example, lets say you have a "sub-par" credit and your dealership offers you a hot new 2026 minivan (40k) with a more than ample 17% APY with no money down! That's an extra 6.8k per year added to your already depreciating asset. If it breaks down? They make money. If you loose your job? They reclaim the car. If you total it? Insurance pays them back.
>I make money! You can too!
THE most common way of making money is the MLM. Otherwise known as a pyramid scheme.
>But isn't that illegal?
Multi-level marketing (MLM) companies are legal if their compensation is tied primarily to retail sales. That means as long as your doting followers are peddling your product and you pay taxes your all good.
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>>34715372
Here's the ultimate business model for you:

Kys
????
Profit!



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