married for 15 years, have one kid. wife is horrible at blowjobs and idk what to do about it. i keep telling her to use her hand with her mouth but she has some ego about not using her hands. she always scrapes her teeth against my dick, always complains I'm too girthy for her mouth, and never takes my direction on what feels good to me.i wish i could go back to my high school days where i could just relax while a chick gets me off. why is it that women in high school and college are so good at sucking dick, but after having kids they are terrible. it's like they do it on purpose.i just want to relax and cum without any effort. and no i can't get a hooker to do it for me. that'd be divorce immediately and i don't want to take the risk
>>34722858put it in her vagina
>>34722867i do. you must have missed the part where i said> i just want to relax and cum without any effort
i feel so disgusting after i get my dick sucked. like shame and dissappointment. idk why.
>>34722873yeah idk man i think it's awesome. haven't had a good blowjob in like 20 years tho
>>34722869yeah just lay there and let her suck your dick with her vagina. maybe she'll put more effort into it. or or get a fleshlight and have her use it on you.
>>34722880yeah i've honestly being toying with the idea of getting a blowjob machine, but that feels kinda dirty to me idk why.
>>34722886It's objectively sad but also understandable
>>34722946i get really depressed about it bro. good blowjobs make me feel like a king and i hate thinking that ill never have one the rest of my life
I feel you, I do. And I get where your wife is coming from (husbands feedback on my technique was similar- Ive hopefully gotten better) But he wont do oral on me :( I've asked several times in the last week (after 4 years of nothing, but me not asking) It's so frustrating because I cant lick myself any more than you can suck your own dick. And to be married on top of it all. Sucks man.Do you perform sex acts that she asks for? Maybe can see if there's something to motivate her. For me, it's getting my husband off - giving him pleasure. But that's not to say if I knew I was getting oral (or had just gotten some good) that would certainly help my enthusiasm lol
>>34722964i go down on her a lot and do plenty of things during foreplay. she's hasn't outright asked me to do anything in particular but no i would never refuse unless it was like pegging or something emasculating like that. i love giving her orgasms. makes me feel awesome seeing her turn into a puddle of dopamine :)sorry your husband won't go down on you. you keep it clean and hair-free, right?
>>34722858>always complains I'm too girthy for her mouthWhy would you not believe that?
>>34722858It's fun to pinch her nose while she's sucking so she gags maybe that gets your rocks off
>>34723940goddamn
>>34722858>blowjobsRetard. Blowjob is with sluts/prostitutes. When you have a gf or wife, you fuck the pussy.
>>34722858forget a blowjob i cant even get a job
>>34722858>idk what to do about itYou have 3 choices:1- talk to her about it and teach her to be betterb- forget about it. (blow jobs are overrated imho)iii- say nothing, simmering resentment, drifting apart, divorce when you are to old to start a new relationship
>>34722858Why is she your wife then. Dumbass
>>34722962Just get a mistress. Chuds here will get upset if you suggest "cheating" but men are biologically incompatible with monogamy. There's a reason all men throughout history had sidepieces.
>>34725802>but men are biologically incompatible with monogamyThe answer to that is to just not ever agree to monogamy, not become a habitually lying cunt. For most of history, "side pieces" weren't something you lied about , but got integrated into the household as concubines.
>>34725690because she got pregnant and I'm not black
>>34725802yeah that might be the only solution
>>34726021So fucking what. Your repsonsibility is towards the child . It doesn't obligate you to fuck her or be monogamous towards her or anything like that. The only actual obligation you arguably have towards her is sharing the financial burden and labour of raising said child. Thats it.
>>34722858>a good blowjob> wife is horrible at blowjobs All of them are.It's just not worth the effort.
