For like the past week I've been thinking about him constantly. He's so beautiful and his story is so sad. I hate that you have to kill him in the game, I wish there was a way to save him.What's wrong with me? He's not even a real person, I feel like I'm Chris Chan maxxing. How do I fix this?
>>34724230Also, does feeling this way make me gay?
Go do what everyone else in your position does- write fanfiction and jerk off
>>34725227Isn't that a bad idea? Isn't that just going to make me more like Chris Chan.
>>34725239irrelevant. dimensional merge is closer than ever.
>>34724230Did you actually play Elden Ring? Everyone loved Miquella but the ultimate kindness to him was to mercy kill him.
>>34725239No. Most people who write autistic doujins have day jobs while Chrischan could barely finish one storyline.
>>34725300I'm playing the DLC for like the 4th time now. I still don't want to kill him, I wish there was some other way man. I don't know, I'm probably just thinking with my dick or something. Tall, slender, morally questionable guys with trauma set my heart aflutter. Vergil made me feel the same way, but he gets saved and redeemed at the end (that ending scene of him and Dante in DMC5 makes me so happy).
>>34725307>I wish there was some other way man.What's the alternative? You can either let Miquella ascend and endure eternal suffering or kill him and free him from saving everyone else.
>>34725310I don't know, get magical god powers and go back in time to prevent him from fucking himself up and then break his curse. Surely I could do something like that if my tarnished had the power of the Elden Ring right? Or big him back from the dead un fucked up.
>>34725323>un fucked upWhat does that mean? He repents and stops wanting to become a god to help other people? But then he wouldn't be him anymore.
>>34725345No like with his body un-destroyed, and still with the capacity for love and st. Trina and all that.
>>34724230>I feel like I'm Chris Chan maxxing. How do I fix this?Someone needs to bully you out of it
HEART STOLEN
>>34725360it hilariously ironic isn't it?
>>34725351I have a theory that everything that happens in the land of shadow is Miquella's dying fever dream. None of it is real, Miquella died in Mogg's cellar after getting raped for 5000 years. For the price of his blessing, being beloved by all, his curse was...being beloved by all, maybe even so by the worst people. It's over if his sister who loved him far more than you or anyone else couldn't save him no one could. Such is the fate of those aspire to godhood.There's a very sad line of dialogue in the JP version if you go fight Malenia after killing Miquella in the land of shadow. She's says something along the lines of cruel tarnished, so you've come to take the last drop of warmth from me, from his husk of a body. Miquella died a long time ago. She wasn't waiting, she was grieving.
>>34725398>There's a very sad line of dialogue in the JP version if you go fight Malenia after killing Miquella in the land of shadow. She's says something along the lines of cruel tarnished, so you've come to take the last drop of warmth from me, from his husk of a body. Miquella died a long time ago. She wasn't waiting, she was grieving.Real shit? I always wondered how he had a body in Mohg's arena and in the Lands of shadow.
>>34725398Wait no those are cut lines, I think from an earlier version of the game before the SoE expansion.>Sweet Tarnished...>Dearest companion...>Did you not heed my warning?>Your greed knows no end.>You would steal the last drop of warmth from his empty frame?>After all you've taken, you still want more?>Then you will have to kill me.>I am Malenia, Sword of Miquella.>And I have never known defeat.
>>34724230Get a girlfriend
>>34725417Talking to real people sucks.
>>34724230What is a Miquella?
>>34724230Why are you gay?
>>34725351>Don't do it Miquella nooo don't discard your love NOOOO its not worth !!!!Something like that maybe?
>>34725430I don't know.>>34725431I can fix him.
>>34725439>I can fix him.Hmm well you've inspired me to think about my fanfic/fan mod for Elden Ring where you can travel through time to during the shattering and tip the balance so that your chosen shardbearer is triumphant, becomes the god of the new world and then be sent back 5000 years after to see what that world would have looked like. I wonder what Miquella's age of compassion would have looked like. If it would live up to its ideals or fail, its better to fail to live up to lofty ideals then succeed in less lofty ones sometimes after all.Anyways I like Ranni and you can actually fix her in-game.
>>34725485Ranni is a psyho murderer bitch and more importantly:>Ranni the Witch doesn't care about Albinaurics
>>34725503Miquella wasn't very nice either for example how he took Mogg's body and used it for his bf and discarded his SOUL into the void. Not bery nice.
>>34725514Mogh was always a psycho murderer thoughbeit.
>>34725517Still wasn't very nice to discard his soul.
>>34725521I mean doesn't everyone's soul die when they die and the rune of death is unbound?
