>31yo pajeet>dropped out of high school like a retard when i was 16 because family drama + brain problems turned me into a NEET>spent entire 20s rotting in my room like a proper hikikomori>no degree, no work history, no friends, no future>basically a walking failure meme at this point >fast forward to now>finally decide to stop being a useless piece of shit and actually try>can write decent English >do Bengali/English translation>know basic WordPress stuff>currently learning Python and actual web development because i want to find something worthwhile>also studying high school PCM again because apparently i hate myself and want to attempt engineering someday>i'm aware this is delusional >tried Upwork>got absolutely destroyed by scam reachouts to me, and not having enough connects to apply regularly without spending money>looked into cold outreach and local businesses>zero results because i have the social skills of an NPC that forgot their lines>willing to do literally anything remote: freelance, customer support, VA work, content writing, data entry, whatever >all my old friends moved on with their lives like normal humans>tried Discord servers but it's always the same thing - everyone already knows each other and i'm just the weird guy lurking in the corner>social media feels fake and exhausting>miss old internet where people actually talked instead of farming engagement metrics>unironically wish i could go back to 2007 forumsasking for:>what remote jobs can I realistically apply for?>if you crawled out of a similar hole, what did your first 6 months look like?
>inb4 pajeet hategooning
>>34725216Fuck I'm trying my best not to joke can I just tell one? Just one joke please man I got it lined up. >What remote jobs can I realistically apply for?TANK YOU FORD CALLING EIGHTY&TEE DIS IS KERPAL HOW MAY I BEING OF SERVICE
>>34725213I would probably try to get an in-person job, but I don't know if that is the right course in Bengal. If you do translation, you can try ProZ, but for the love of God (Christian) only translate into Bengali, never translate out of your native language into a learned language, we can all tell
>>34725233>>34725213Ok I got it out of my system. Anyway stop calling yourself a pajeet, based on your post you are not a pajeet you are a Man of the Indian persuasion. You're not a retard so you're good. There's being Pajeet and being Indian. There's being a Black Man and there's being a nigger. There's being a white man and there's being white trash. It's all about character, you have character. I think you should consider jobs that don't have a lot of people. Sounds like you aren't a people person and that's why you want remote work. You can try for jobs that require lone wolf mindset, like security camera operator or something like that
>>34725213I don't have any advice for you, but I can't hate somebody who Lainposts. Good luck.
>>34725243I'm on the lookout for comfy jobs. I did an internship on WordPress and it was the exact sweatshop culture of churning out in quantity and with "frugal innovation", the IT culture that Indians have. Anyway I'm not good at coding. I would do a translation job but I haven't found good projects. The AI survey companies are stopping to hire from here.
>>34725245ty anon.
>>34725242in person jobs pay shit, because of difference in work culture. but I suppose american jobs that just need manual labor or some sort are also difficult to find now. AI and RPA are closing those avenues. I can do English/Bengali on that site. I haven't used that one.
>>34725243I appreciate the kindness. yeah, I don't act savage af and don't fit in the stereotypes. The bar of being functional and self-reliant is still high.
>>34725233where do you live? are you in south asia? if so i got nothingI could give you suggestions if youre in NA>>34725243>Anyway stop calling yourself a pajeet, based on your post you are not a pajeet you are a Man of the Indian persuasionyou think most people today care? maybe in the past, but not anymore. most rightoids today couldnt really give a fuck about your character or beliefs - and no im not a leftist
>>34725272The only way to get better at coding is to keep trying and solving problems.
>>34725334>you think most people today care? maybe in the past, but not anymore. most rightoids today couldnt really give a fuck about your character or beliefs - and no im not a leftistWell I'm a white man and I'm saying there's a difference between Pajeet & Man of Indian Persuasion. I'm not a lefty or righty either, I hate all ideology and think that's for cattle animals. I respect Indians who care for India. The Indians giving India a bad reputation are the ones shitting on the streets and they don't care for India. The actual enterprising Indians who are family orientated and nationalistic and keep with their cultural traditions are pretty based.
>>34725213To start with, cut it out with the anime stuff and NEET dreams (VA, etc) Your content preferences/ social life/ self perception doesn't matter (I miss I want, etc)You need to start with retail (in person/ fast food) job for 2-3 months before you move onto a customer support/ receptionist/ call centre position. You'll probably need a reference from your employer. To reiterate:>Fast food job (yes, a crappy paying one staffed with teenagers, you have no work experience) >Do well, show up early for 2-3 months>Get one of your managers to be an employer reference>Apply for a different customer support role from here>Shave, get a haircut, wear the best clothes you own when you're interviewing >Show up early when you start workI couldn't speak for the first few months I started working at dominos. NEETing rots the soul. It'll be embarrassing but you have to do this or you can't move on. Best of luck.Once you can comfortably perform at your job, you'll be able to focus on what sort of IT career (you've indicated this is your goal) you want, choose a specific entry level position and research the recommended certs or education and skills required to get it (e.g. CompTIA and Helpdesk Support experience for Cyber Security). >>34725394Irrelevant. Don't shitpost like this when someone's situation is genuinely dire. OP will die a death of despair if he keeps getting distracted.
>>34725213If you don't have a degree and you live in South Asia I don't think you'll get a remote job easilyMaybe try going for parking attendant or security guard, it was an easy job for me
"hello there, anon. I'm at 25 y/o NEET from Bangladesh. you want to talk on Discord?"
>>34728100OP is located in India. Their whole business culture is about corruption and screwing each other. You are suggesting a kind of naive approach which will most likely get him screwed. Indians always take advantage of someone who shows weakness.
>>34728100I would deliver fast food if I knew how to ride a bike. I am too clumsy now and starting with learnng that would be too damn difficult.But the route to customer service and an entry level IT is what I had in mind as well.It's easy to make plans like this but I keep getting stuck with plans. >>34728259This is true. Everyone has a degree now. And going back to build a study habit ... man that's difficult.The bar is too damn high for resuming after long years of NEETdom.
