How can I stop feeling nervous around big tiddy girls?
>>34725344That woman was born with a rare deformity, instead of legs she has tits. She just walks around like a half-torso half ballsack
>>34725344Break the awkwardness by grab bob
>>34725344You're right to be nervous. If they're tall enough and turn around too fast they can smack you upside the head with those things.
>>34725344Stay hydrated. dehydration will make you feel like you are in a rush, and with a woman you should never be in a rush
>>34725344You just need to keep your eye contact with them, give them a warm smile, shake their hand, playfully hold their hand, take them to a nice meal somewhere and be a gentleman about things. Then when her eyes are misty from tearful jot from having finally found a respectful man who finally makes her feel safe you tell her:>"I'd like to use your big tits as a cock sleeve until I bust all over them, if you know what I am saying :)"Works like a charm, you won't get a drink thrown on you or anything and you will be seen as a chad
>>34725344stop hanging around big tiddy girls
>>34725464Btw this was a joke. Just throwing that out there in case a social fuck up takes it seriously>>34725344Anyway OP I think you're the same guy who makes the "how to (something something) big boob girls" and my answer is the same: They're just tits. Understand that it's fatty tissue, nerve endings, blood vessels, mammary glands. Look at images of medically accurate tits, the inside of them, understand it's only flesh. It looks nice and arousing in the surface because that's normal you are a man and boobs signal that reaction from our reptile brain. But just remember you can just override that reptile brain and acknowledge her boobs but just make sure you focus on the woman behind the breasts. Like her personality or her memories or her hopes for the future etc etc.
>>34725458P.S.tell her you're a watternigga too
what the dude above said; just pretend they aren't there.
>>34726681>>34726683This guy?
How can I stop feeling nervous around grazing cows?
>>34726683you don't understand what it's like being around mega Milker's. they draw all perspective towards them and it's impossible to ignore them even if you're not into the girl
titcows make me nervous toonot really the girl but because titcows naturally draw competition and attention and chances are if you are talking to a titcow someone is envious of you taking her tiddy attention and problems just naturally bubble up from theresuper super super obvious sour grapes mentality but call me Jackie Chan becos i don wan trabbu and big tits always seem to be surrounded in drama
>>34725344big titties beg to be conqueredhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxacX72snA&ra=m
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>>34725344Why would big tiddy girls be different than any other girl?
