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How do I cope with the fact that my girlfriend's ex was a bodybuilder whose biceps are bigger than my thighs? I sometimes get intrusive thoughts of him proneboning the fuck out of her making her squirt like crazy. Not only his big body, but also his stamina, he must've been able to drill her for hours without getting tired. Like how can I even compete?
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>>34726257
Bodybuilders often don't have much stamina. Their aerobic performance can be very poor.

Did he break up with her, or did she break up with him?
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>>34726257
Guys on gear famously have dick problems and awful social lives/self regulation. They're not together anymore for a reason.
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just dont gaf dude. just njoy your bitch while you have her.
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>>34726264
She broke up with him
>>34726277
>They're not together anymore for a reason.
Sure, his personality might've sucked but that doesn't mean she doesn't miss his body
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>>34726303
Women typically aren't into that kind of body, especially when they're around how much effort it requires to maintain it.
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i don't get it. that's easily top 1% male physique. unless his personality is horrible, why give that up?
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>>34726349
Top 1% male physique, as judged by men
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>>34726257
Don't worry as a big guy myself my cardio is dogshit and sex can be hell sometimes so it's not all it's cracked up to be, ur good
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>>34726257
Humans are constantly trying to be more dynamic. Cheating, lying, stealing, building, creating, utilising, doing, being, feeling, working out, building a business, trying to get a partner or new, humans are trying to outdynamic others in order to gain reproductive advantage. You are not concerned of his muscle size, you are creatively trying to realise or maximise your dynamic edge. If his is building muscle, yours may be growing incredible vegetables, being social and a pillar ofcyour community, you may have talents in business or your job, or can paint, read tea leaves or fix bicycles.
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>>34726257
By bottoming him. Fuck the guy in the ass.
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>>34726257
Did you dream this?
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>>34726303
>She broke up with him
So she decided she didn't want to be with him, and then decided she wanted to be with you instead. It would therefore make sense for *him* to feel inadequate compared to *you*, but not the other way round.
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>>34726349
1) Top 1% as assessed by you, but not necessarily by women. Most women actively dislike bodybuilder physiques.

2) Just because you're so shallow you can't imagine being attracted to someone for any reason other than their body, that doesn't mean women are also that shallow.
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>>34726930
the #1 reason a man is initially rejected is because of his looks, let's not fucking kid ourselves. face -> height -> weight. no woman i've ever met is swiping right on danny devito or george costanza.

most want to feel rock hard abs (not flab, not bones) when they're being fucked, and be lifted up and thrown around the room, and be able to reach up to wrap their arms around a man that she knows can protect her. men that look like superheroes are guaranteed to perform all of the above, no questions asked. nothing is "shallow" about this.
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>>34726257
>has sex with his gf
>and thinks of another man's biceps
Nigga you gay.
>I sometimes get intrusive thoughts of him proneboning the fuck out of her
Proneboning the fuck out of you you mean, stop projecting OP lol.
> but also his stamina, he must've been able to drill her for hours without getting tired
Ok you're clearly in on the joke at this point so job well done OP, fun troll thread.
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>>34727254
>the #1 reason a man is initially rejected is because of his looks
No, it isn't. The #1 reason is lack of confidence.
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>>34727254
>most want to feel rock hard abs (not flab, not bones) when they're being fucked, and be lifted up and thrown around the room, and be able to reach up to wrap their arms around a man that she knows can protect her. men that look like superheroes are guaranteed to perform all of the above, no questions asked. nothing is "shallow" about this.
You've never actually spoken to a woman, have you?
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>>34727287
i have; more importantly i overhear them speak to each other. in the men that actually approach, they reject them due to appearance. why is this hard for you to believe? you don't think women want *attractive* men?

hint: look at the fiction they consume.
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>>34726257
Cope (that you won't be that, to her),

Compromise (find some other positive aspect of yourself that mogs his bodybuilding with your _____, fill in the blank), or

Commit (to building your body because although you're probably not beating that, you can get like 50-80% of this in like 1-2 years dedicated gymming)

Everything else is folly.

>>34726930
>>34727254
>>34726349
>why give that up
Looks get her to show up, personality and vibe. given those looks are what convert it to
>yeah, we fuckin'.
Looks help but looksmaxxers overindex on them because they're hunting "women seeking bodybuilders" which are a uniquely off-normal population sub-category. If your goal is "fuck maximal pussy", if you could be 10% buffer or 10% higher status, the latter is way more likely to get you laid and there's a lot more routes to get there.
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>>34726257
Don't worry, steroids make you impotent
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>>34726257
>I get intrusive thoughts of him
It's 2026, you can be a flaming faggot and nobody cares.
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Actual cuck thread
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>>34727254
Women don't like muscles.
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>>34728469
From a woman's PoV it makes sense. The muscled transformation makes him look smaller. Women want their men to be broad at the shoulders, and that's all, maybe slightly muscled pecs and abs at most. For the most part women focus on the man's shoulders, arms, collar bone, chest, and hands.Theh want his shoulders broad, arms thick, collar bone defined, and manly hands. If his hand has a wedding band on there her ovaries do a flip
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Another cuck fantasy thread.



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