Okay so I work from home fixing and selling computers. I'm not rich but I get by. A young woman probably in her late teens/early 20's came by with some piece of shit gaming computer she bought off Facebook Marketplace. The thing is a disaster. The case is salvageable but everything else is shit and outdated. 2nd gen i5, GTX 660, etc. So anyway I tell her this, get her a quote to either upgrade her system or have me build her a new one, sell her a refurbished one with actually decent specs, etc. but she doesn't have any money. I guess that explains why she bought this piece of shit.She wants to upgrade her current computer one part at a time, paying for some parts, offering sexual favors for other parts. At first I thought she was joking but she wasn't. I rejected her advances and she paid for the two upgrades she could afford. A month later she comes back and wants to upgrade more parts. I give her a quote and she again says she doesn't have the money and begs me to upgrade her graphics card in exchange for a blowjob. She's really insistent and isn't too happy when I repeatedly tell her no. Then she offers to let me fuck her if I'll upgrade her graphics card. Again, I tell her no. She takes her computer back in a huff and tells me I've wasted her money by charging her for upgrading the two parts I upgraded last time and that if I wasn't going to accept her sexual favors then I shouldn't have done the previous upgrades.
>>34727316I think that's finally the end of it but then she calls back the next day and offers to stay the night with me in exchange for the graphics card, as in, I can fuck her repeatedly and do whatever I want to her. I see how desperate she is so I break down and tell her look, I've got an older GTX 1070 that she can have but that's the best I can do for her. I'm not getting her the RTX 3060 she wants unless she pays for it. She agrees and I upgrade her video card for free and send her on her way. I don't hear from her for several years and I'm relieved to finally be rid of her.Then she fucking calls today looking for more upgrades. She wants to play some newer games and wants a 5060 now. I tell her great, give her the price and she comes over to drop it off. While I'm looking at it, she tells me that she "owes me a blowjob" for the 1070. I tell her that's not necessary, that I was happy to help, and I grab the 5060 to install it for her. That's when she comments on my office chairs and asks me what the weight limit is, because she wants to ride my cock. I'm like "fuck, are you serious?" in an annoyed tone but she doesn't seem to register the annoyance in my voice and interprets it as awe/desire which it absolutely was not. She starts taking off her jacket and I'm like "please tell me you have the $400 for the video card" and she gets mad saying of course she doesn't have it, who can afford $400, etc.
>>34727319I tell her that I can't give her the video card in exchange for sex and she gets even madder saying she can't believe I'd rather have money than her vagina. I kid you not, she used the word "vagina" along with offering to stay with me as long as I want so I can use her body whenever I want. I tell her no and then she begs to stay with me so she can game on one of my computers and again offers to let me use her whenever I want. My theory is this woman has some sort of video game addiction. I don't think she's mentally ill or anything but she's conventionally attractive and entitled and is used to her body getting her everything she wants. I suggested that she go sign up on one of those sites to be an escort and get some money to pay for the upgrades and she's like "I don't understand why I can't just have sex with you. You're a guy. How can you not want it?"Eventually I got her to leave but I still don't think she can believe that I don't want to have sex with her. Every time I said no, she just offered more sex, like I was trying to negotiate how much sex I could get from her rather than rejecting the idea of having sex with her at all. Are women really like this? I'm still a virgin at 33 by choice, never had a girlfriend and I don't want one, so I have no experience with women. How do I get this woman to stop offering me sex and just bring me some goddamned money? I mean, Jesus, I just want to eat. I'm making like $70 on this graphics card. It's not worth all this bullshit.
>late teensNext time, fucking call me and I'll pay for the graphics card in exchange for smashing that young pussy. You are obviously gay.
>>34727316You posted this fake story already.
>>34727355I'm not gay. I just want money. And I don't want to have sex with some rando woman who might be a yeast/STD factory. You'd really pay $400 for sex? I can't imagine paying for sex at all, let alone that much. You must be really desperate.
>>34727319>She starts taking off her jacket and I'm like "please tell me you have the $400 for the video card" and she gets mad saying of course she doesn't have it, who can afford $400, etcTOP KEK this shit reads like something off of Big Bang Theory. This TOTALLY happened btw.
