How can I seduce my mom?
>>34748316Women are hypergamous, so it'd never work. You'd have to be older, bigger, stronger, and richer than her. Cougars only exist in the fantasies of lonely young men.
Don't that's wrong and nasty get help that's not ok and dont listen to the other dude he sounds lonely.
>>34748316Your mom has never needed much seducing.
Dont be weird, seduce someone else's mom instead
>>34748367from who, you?
>>34748336Extremely based. And reality-pilled.>>34748316Its your mom, you fucking disgusting faggot.
>>34748316This is extremely sad but if you're seriously asking and will do it regardless of what people say then I'd suggest to try to dress and act like your dad since that's who she fell in love with and since you have your dad's genes you're kind of like a younger version of your dad. I feel retarded for giving this advice but yeah.
>>34748316I know the character herself is from a game and I don't give a shit about the game itself but I've seen her a lot and she's hot as hell for a cartoon character. Her daughter who is a much bigger main character is hot too and I think she's even hotter than her daughter.
>>34748316wear nothing but short shorts around her...i'm not kidding. women tend to usually keep their sexual thoughts more to themselves compared to men but every single woman i've been with has loved and i mean LOVED that shit as well as their other female friends and their sisters and mothers. doesn't even have to be super short either just at least 2-4 inches from the top of your knees while standing. just showing some thigh at least doesn't necessarily have to be a lot. though if you wanna wear the super short shorts with a 5 or 3 inch inseam that show a lot of thigh i strongly encourage you to. and if your mother grew up in like the 70s or 80s she'll certainly love it as it'll remind her of trends when she was young
>>34757405>and if your mother grew up in like the 70s or 80s she'll certainly love it as it'll remind her of trends when she was youngShit this is so accurate. My mom grew up in the 80s and she would never shut up about how "frumpy and stupid" modern men's long baggy shorts look. Recently though somewhat tighter slightly above the knee shorts have started trending where I live and my mom seems pleased with that.
>>34757468NTA but my mom grew up in the 90s and she's basically the complete opposite of your mom. Throughout the vast majority of her life long and baggy was the thing and she hates that men's shorts have been getting shorter recently. She's actually really homophobic though she tries to act like she isn't and she calls the shorter shorts faggot shorts. And it's funny because the trend currently isn't even that short it's like an inch above the knee. When inevitably the trend moves into really showing some thigh I can't bear to imagine how my poor mom will feel.
Of course, everybody's situation is different, but I had some experience with mine and here are my 2 cents on a few things>>34748336This is half true. The untrue part is thinking older women never fantasize about and don't fuck young men. This is reminds me of that normie phrase "real life isn't porn" when talking about incest as if porn hub and jews invented concept of incest -- except "women dont fuck young guys" is even more normgroided.The true part is the rest about hypergamy. If your mother is a normal person (well, seems like she is since she didnt do anything), then the next course of action is playing into the primal part of her brain that every woman must have. That is - be attractive and charismatic (primarily confident and assertive). I think this is how I got as far as I did. I was always an early bloomer, I guess things were dry with dad as they always are for couples in 40s preoccupied with work and she ended up getting too comfortable with me. But even then she silently pulled the plug when things were getting too heated which is fair to say a testament to her normalcy and guilty conscience. It's somewhat a proof its possible to do it with a mom that isn't natural-born freak.>>34757405This is actually solid advice. In all my years of being an incest fiend and collecting anecdotal evidence, the "breaking" method seems to be one of the only reliable ones. I.e. fabricating scenarios where your mother ends up seeing your cock, or I guess the outlines of it in boxers and whatnot. Mine liked to call me tarzan when I wore nothing above the shorts on hot summer days. How much that affected her, my guess is as good as yours but it shouldn't be ignored.
>>34748316Your mom is a woman, so the same way you'd seduce any other girl. Be tall, attractive, athletic, etc. Be confident and well-spoken. Stop relying on her, and make her rely on you. You need to be the bigger adult in the room and make her feel like a child.Also, get fit. Hit the gym and build muscles. Older women love big muscles and abs, even more than young women.
>>34758655>Hit the gym and build muscles. Older women love big muscles and abs, even more than young women.This, cougars are more into stereotypical jocks, while younger women are surprisingly more nuanced and many of them lean more into twinks for some reason.
I deeply regret making this thread, I have such a pornbrain that leads me to go into these fantasies when in reality I'm only into the idealized version of my mom that I have in my mind, whenever I see her irl I don't feel any urge, on the contraryI don't know why I'm like this, I think that when I made this thread I was expecting someone to talk me out of it but I have been reading words of encouragement towards this behavior and I created this thread so it's my faultI'm so sorry, please don’t hit on your mom I have read many testimonies and it doesn't end well
>>34758685>please don’t hit on your mom I have read many testimonies and it doesn't end wellcan you point me to some, or a place where you read them? For some reason it's been really hard to find the ones where negatives outweighed the positives.
>>34758696Mostly on /mcg/ in /r9k/ most if them are larps but you can see how a good amount of them have tried and failed. It's also against nature, a mother's role is to raise his son with the purpose of him to have his own family at some point, her dating him is robbing him of this possibilityAlso, most of these relationships are built upon some sort of trauma or dysfunction
>>34758704>/mcg/ well I've been a regular on and off there and as I said, even among those that seem real most of them seemed to get off scot-free.you may recognize me then if you were an OG from 2022 and beyond (my post is the long one) and I admit it was kinda scary but im still kinda conflicted.
>>34748316Why do you want to and what makes you think you can? If this is just "I like momcest" then you have no shot. But if there's some tragedy in your lives that might compel her, then maybe
>>34758685Don't worry about it, anon. Happens to the best of us. I jerk off to my sister all the time, so I feel you
>>34758645>>34758715Are you this Anon? I discovered /mcg/ around 2024 but I did jerk off to that content before, which was crazy to me because I discovered actresses such as Samanta Lily or Milena Velba by myself, and they don't focus on mommy stuff, they just do solo normallyIt was really suprising to me how we all had the same taste when it came to adult content, particularly when those actresses don't even focus on incest, that made me think there's more to this than a porn addiction, maybe we seek an archetype You feel conflicted because you know it's wrong, Anon. Even in the general itself, there's some dark energy in there and I think it's because Anons there don't care about each other, they just want more material to goon to but they only care about themselves
>>34758737>You feel conflicted because you know it's wrong, Anonwell everybody knows its wrong, I dont live in some gooner disneyland. It's about the taboo and hotness of it outweighing the moral dubiousness. One could say, the wrongness is a flame to the fire even. Im conflicted in a way that even after being burned and feeling some negative side-effects on my skin, I'm still not sure if I'd reject an opportunity with her if it flared up again.
>>34757540>my mom grew up in the 90swhat are u fucking 10
>>34758789What started it for you? Did porn plant the seed in your mind or did you feel that way long before finding porn?I encourage you to quit, even if you were to succeed it's doomed to fail at some point, that relationship would always be inhertly dysfunctional and fail sooner or laterCould you live with yourself? That's a point of no return, that is something that will haunt you to the point of despair, right now you don't see it clearly but if you go too far, one day you will see your actions crearly and you will be able too see this with horrifying clarity
>>34748316Not my mom but seducing someones else's mom.
>>34758820consensually copulating with your mom honestly only seems as deep as you want it to be and from what I've read, that seems to be pretty close to reality and not just my fantasy. If you feel sensitive and remorseful then yeah, turn around and don't look back. According to like 70%+ realistic sounding testimonies I've read across the internet, worst case scenario the experience ended up just being a neutral memory with a solid leftover milf fetish with no debilitating effects on later life. For many it just seemed like "they had their fill" filling their own birth canal and inhaling their mother's butthole sweat and just went on with their lives debt-free. "Resort-anon" in particular comes to mind.Whether I'm sensitive or natural freak, I guess we'll find out, or maybe not. I honestly don't mind either outcome.>What started it for you? Did porn plant the seed in your mind or did you feel that way long before finding porn?Kinda complicated, its a mix of every factor out there. I had an insanely early sexual awakening and was into my aunts feet as early as a clueless toddler. Naturally I was thrown down the incest + older women pipeline and it was inevitable momcest was gonna get into the mix. I found that genre of incest the most intriguing even though I kinda struggled wanting my mom early on because I always felt distant from her due to the way she behaved and raised me. You may say here "aha! mommy issues = mom sexo" but its really not like that with me, im not big into hatefucking her and our strained relationship honestly had 0 correlation with this. Well, I asked her if she wanted a massage one random afternoon on a summer break and curiosity killed the cat, that really cemented things.
>>34758820>>34758859spur of a moment, from which a 2-4 year old situationship may or may not develop before the fire of taboo fizzles out and both get it out of your system. Still a fun memory to look back on and maybe nut to it but don't feel like restarting it. That seems to be the general consensus.
>>34758859>>34758867I guess I'm different from your average /mcg/ Anon. I am haunted by a specific version of my mom in my fantasies (bigger breasts and curvier in general) which is almost completely different from her in real life. Whenever I see her in her bra or topless I feel disgusted. It's the fantasy that gets me though, her idealized version is something that traps me and I can't seem to get overIn your case I'm not sure, why do you think you were hypersexual as a kid to begin with? I believe you when you say you don't want to hatefuck her but it's undeniable that when your mom is distant it creates some sort of emptiness that a healthy bond would never leave which some try to create in unhealthy ways like momcest, I'm not saying everybody feels it in the same way but it's a spectrumI do believe all of this is dysfunctional, some people can live with themselves afterwards but that has to do more with the amount of conscience that one has than anything, I truly believe that in order to commit such an act you have to numb it to the point where you no longer care about anything else, I don't believe people are born like this but they numb their conscience by continous tabboo-breaking to the point where you lose your 'soul' in a way
>>34758896>which is almost completely different from her in real lifeWell yeah it seems like this isn't gonna work out with you and there is no point in pushing it. My mom isn't my milf ideal but she's objectively attractive in another way so I won't complain.>when your mom is distantshe isnt, i feel distant from her because of her hot n cold outbursts when I was still a kid>why do you think you were hypersexual as a kid to begin with?Im very curious myself. I guess the sexual part of my brain was malfunctioning and firing off way earlier than it was supposed to. I remember being behind my other aunt on a couch while she was leaned over and her lower back was exposed to me and it made me feel funny which is probably why such a distant random memory stuck with me, I couldn't have been more than 4. I like to entertain a 0.01% idea that one of the women in family molested me and I have no recollection of it but I doubt it, my memory was exceptional when I was a kid. I know, its fucked up I wish for that.I know this sounds creepy and fake but my early sexuality reflected itself physically too. I always had a grown man cock ever since I could remember playing with it which is extra odd because it stopped growing at painfully average looking ~7 inches which is why I thought puberty scammed me since I didn't even notice the difference. Only recently did I discover pre-pubescent boys have small unusable nubs, I just thought my friend who I watched porn with had an unusually small dick but it was me who was the mutant.
>>34758964That's interesting, in my case as a kid I had 0 interest in girls but I did like boobs and all so once I reached puberty I was looking at porn displaying women with big boobs constantly and one day I saw my aunt showing her cleavage and I was hooked to that fantasy so I began searching porn of it which ended up in me finding momcest, it got so bad I ended up sniffing her panties which is suifuel for me right nowI don't know if you were molested but I think they should have set some boundaries in some way, not like they should punish you but just let you know you shouldn't be doing that as a kid but adults leave a lot to be desired when it comes to doing the right thing. I vividly remember that when I first started jerking off I was too young to understand that it it was tabboo so I did show my mom my erection (Fuck, this is so messed up to write) and she didn't tell me it was wrong, I assume she didn't see the sexual element, it wasn't directed to her to be fair, I guess my child logic was trying to show my mom my erect penis as some sort of accomplishmentBut yeah no boundaries were set and it did fuck me up in many ways. Out of curiosity, when you engage in your fantasies, do you remember feeling guilty in the beggining? Like more than currently if at all?
>>34758989>n my case as a kid I had 0 interest in girlssame, but only in girls my age and similar. I was absolutely crazy for 40+ women >they should have set some boundaries in some way,well my main trigger was aunt's bare feet, what was she supposed to do lol. Im just born bad.>Out of curiosity, when you engage in your fantasies, do you remember feeling guilty in the beggining? Like more than currently if at all?Im not sure what you mean by this, formulate the question differently
>>34759006>what was she supposed to do lol.I don't know, maybe not letting you touch her?>formulate the question differentlyDid you feel guilty before and as time went on you just stopped feeling any guilt or you never felt guily when thinking about your mom?
>>34759014>don't know, maybe not letting you touch her?I didnt touch aunt, youre confusing what happened with mom years later>you feel guilty before and as time went on you just stopped feeling any guilt or you never felt guily when thinking about your mom?It's a constant sine wave of hornyness and guilt with some variations. Nowadays i guess im too numb for guilt so that got replaced more with lack of will and disgust more than anything.
Wey que carajos contigo,es tu madre, o es que tienes un problema mental o o es porque necesitas afecto femenino e?maricon de mierda
>>34759161De verdad no entiendo por qué os cuesta tanto hablar en inglés, no sois los únicos que sois nativos en otro idioma pero hacemos el esfuerzo para hacernos entender
>>34759143If this is causing you to feel this way wouldn't it better to just let it go? It's really not worth it Anon, the fact that your mom even entretained your advances it means that there's something wrong with her, two wrongs don't make one rightI would encourage you to let it go, find out whatever caused you to feel this way, heal from it and be happy on your own or find a nice girl to start something healthy with and leave all of this behindYou did tell me you all know this is wrong, I don't want to sound religious but this isn't worth your soul, let it go
>>34759229"Let it go" thats not how vices and addictions work buddy lol. Me being aware of everything doesn't change my desire, you can see it on yourself cant you.I let it go decent amount in recent times desu, i feel like its close to an end.
>>34759268Well, try not to be condescending by calling me "buddy" alright? Vices and addictions can be physical but it's mostly a psychological compulsion, regardless of which addiction in particular the root is often emotional or psychologicalI think you are using your unwillingness to change as an excuse, you hide behind the idea of being unable to change to justify your behaviors because you prefer to give in to your vices than trying to become a better personIn the end you are just lying to yourself
>>34759303I worked and struggled quite alot from to get rid of this actually but falling back into it was so ridiculously easy that the whole thing seemed like a bad joke.To be honest im not driven that much nowadays as I said but the main factor driving factor is curiousity and chasing to conquer that super rare "achievement" I could proudly display on internet forums. Sounds maybe psychotic but as I said, im not activelly pressed about it, just curious, if it happens happens.
>>34759355Another thing that makes the difference between addicts who make it out of their addiction vs those who don't is willingness It seems like you want to give up but then again, there's nothing to be proud of if you end up being the king in your self-made prison I can only tell you to stop, to think about the consequences and don't get ruled by your animalistic desires. You might get cheered on by those people too but does it really mean anything? It will only drag you further into the pit you are inI hope you open your eyes one day
There are legitimate situations where a mother and son entering into a sexual relationship is healthy for both of them, but for the majority it's a bad idea
>>34758859Is your dad in the picture?
>>34759401I mean, to what extent that can be called "prison" is up to debate. I said, if it happens happens, im not really chasing it nowadays, its on the backburner pretty much.>>34759433Yeah (un)fortunately(?)Probably the reason why we didn't fuck
>>34759553>Yeah (un)fortunately(?)Are you guys close? Is he a good dad?
>>34759570Eh, he brings food to the table but pretty much nothing else. Steretypical dad. Pretty sure he used to cheat on her in early 2010s through chatrooms and whatnot, idk if he ever managed it irl. I dont think that makes it deserving of being cucked by his son but oh well.
>>34757405anecdotally this is a good idea. i used to wear knee length shorts and one time accidentally bought a pair of shorts that was an inch or two higher than i was expecting and i was going to return them but my girlfriend literally begged for me to not return them and fast-forward to now all my shorts are the same length as the ones i accidentally bought. my athletic shorts and swim trunks got shorter too
>>34757405>>34757468>>34758645>>34759999This is all not really surprising considering men's short shorts are the closest male equivalent to mini skirts without going into cross-dressing territory or wearing kilts which are specifically tied to Scottish culture and pretty hard to find otherwise. Both men and women have legs so it makes sense that the attraction would go both ways. Besides legs lead up to the ass and genitals. Your ass and genitals are pretty much ON your legs. Basically the key to your sexuality.
>>34748336/threadNo one should have bumped the thread after this
>>34758989You see when you share these things you feel a type of way, it feels wrong because it's wrong. Just thinking about sexuality and my mother gives me the ick>>34759355Nigga don't chase your mother specially if you do have a father around. Come the fuck on even you can see that would be the weirdest shit ever. Be honest with yourself. We are humans not dogs.>>34758685Nice bro atleast you are honest. You have to be a special kind of retard to go through with such thing. Also no normal mother would go through with it and you would most likely fuck yo your relationship with her if she is normal which she most likely is.>>34758737I get turned on by mommy shit too, but just like you I don't get turned irl by my mother or thoughts about such thing with my mother because I think what turns me on stems from being in a comfortable situation where female interest and acceptance is guaranteed and I perceive there is no effort to be made to achieve it. I've had an extremely dysfunctional upbringing so I'm sure that plays into it. It's not that it's my mother, if some woman came to my place with that same attitude of spoiling me sexually without me having to do anything I would be equally turned on. But again the women that do that are probably dysfunctional as fuck too, there are some things that can't be bent in life and pretend they are straight if you know what I'm saying. People can try to ignore and pretend this stuff but that's all it is, dishonesty.
>>34761331>I think what turns me on stems from being in a comfortable situation where female interest and acceptance is guaranteedThat's exactly what it is, at least partially. In my case I was bullied and called ugly a lot as a kid so I repressed myself sexually a lot because I thought no girl would ever love me and they all found me repulsive so I avoided thinking of them sexually because I was afraid of what their reactions could have been if they ever found out. That's probably some aspect that got me hooked to momcest, the unconditional love aspect of it and the idea that no other woman could ever really love me