Here are some examples of what I mean:>asked her to bring me a drink>once she brought me the drink, I told her I changed my mind and to make me tea instead>she does so, comes back with my tea and has sugar and milk prepared>told her I changed my mind again and I want the original drink I asked for, she says she will drink the tea instead>as she gets up, I drink her tea>went out together at a kinda hippie burger place, where half of the menu is vegan>she asks, if she can order a vegan burger to try it out>forbid her>she orders a normal burger menu instead>okay, but I don't want to you to eat any fries, so I will order it without them>boomer, who sits nearby is staring daggers in my directionShe never got actually mad over these incidents, so I am looking for better suggestions.
>>34748494First of all, these threads are fucking stupid and you keep posting them anywaySecondly, the fact that you can’t figure out how to piss off somebody you know well and also can’t even accomplish that with the help of 4chan autists is kind of a self-own.
>>34748497>Secondly, the fact that you can’t figure out how to piss off somebody you know well and also can’t even accomplish that with the help of 4chan autists is kind of a self-own.I legit thought she would get mad at me over this though, so I am actually in need of /adv/ice.
>>34748494Cut your penis off wear a dress and tell her your now a woman.
>>34748503Can you not just call her a dumb bitch over a simple fuckup of hers? Or maybe just fuck up yourself and then blame her by calling her that?That’d piss off pretty much any woman alive for hopefully very obvious reasons.
>>34748510I did that once and she just laughed at me, because she could tell I wasn't serious.
>>34748511Get topped by a real man, that will make your girlfriend furious and she will leave you.Then you will be free to be a faggot.
>>34748511Sounds like she’s pretty chill and you should spend your time loving her instead of trying to design a psyop to piss her off. I mean, I don’t know your life but goddamn dude
>>34748512Damn, it was really easy to make you mad.
