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I stalked my girlfriend's ex on social media and found his reddit account. He has posted pics of his cock on there and the dude is massive. I don't think I've ever seen such a huge cock outside of porn, it's unironically like 10 inches.
How do I overcome this?
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>>34761173
Kek who cares?
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>>34761173
How is a cock "Unironically" 10 inches?
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>>34761179
I care. I don't want to imagine how it looked when he was drilling her.
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>>34761202
His 10 inch was probably a 8 in. Stop worrying/stressing
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>>34761222
I'm only 5.
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>>34761228
Most women like 5 inches.
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>>34761173
By fucking your girlfriend as condolence pussy
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>>34761228
It's okay, 5 inches is cute. It's sweet.
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>>34761202
>I care.
Then why take the trouble to research it?
>I don't want to imagine how it looked when he was drilling her.
Then don't. I will never understand how any man who isn't a closet homosexual can be in bed with an attractive naked woman but thinking about another man's dick.
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>>34761173
She is not with him.
She is with you.
You win.
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>>34761835
You're dumb.

>>34761844
More likely than not, all 3 of them lose
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>>34761848
Okay, well. Only solution left is to find him and cut off his cock (to equalize izzat) or kill yourself (out of izzat shame)
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>>34761240
This post is cope
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>>34761891
The solution is to go play with the exbf's penis and then hunt down and beat up the girl together, play soccer with her head
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>>34761202
I'll tell you how it looked when he was fucking her. It would be massive and slammed into her like a fucking freight train. They had the kind of sex where she kept shouting "holy fuck! Holy fuck! Holy fuck!" because it was just so fucking massive. Everytime he fucked her it was a case of how much can she bear it.

She probably was with him solely for that, cos he was laying down massive foot long pipe in her and she felt like she was riding the empire state building. Every single time they fucked she had this expression of "oh my fucking god! Holy fucking shit! What even is this?!!" on her face. He would always leave her a quivering, pleasantly traumatised mess after.
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>>34761202
>I don't want to imagine how it looked when he was drilling her
>that's why i went far out of my way to find out his name and use his social media to find his reddit account where i looked through his old posts until i found one where he posted his dick and i intentionally opened those pictures of his erect penis and examined them carefully to make sure i would be able to imagine him fucking my gf as realistically as possible
>oh but i didn't want to do any of that, i just did it because uhhhh
why are cucks always such retards?
this is a fetish for you; you enjoy imagining him fucking your girl, all the more so now that you know exactly how big he is

now yes, being a cuck makes you a subhuman piece of shit but you were born this way so you might as well just embrace being human garbage since you'll never be able to change
just be honest with yourself instead of making these weird threads
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Yes keep thinking about his cock. Keep imagining his 10 inch thick cock pounding your slut gf. Surely thinking about COCK will help you.
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>>34761173
>>34761228

What's the average?
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>>34766360
About 5.5. Also dick size doesn't really matter. The vagina is like 3in deep and all the nerve endings are at the entrance.
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>>34761173
You are aware that every time your pathetic dick enters her, she remembers the sharp pain and pleasure of a bigger, thicker dick, right? And that one day she will want to live that experience again, and she will realize you won't provide her with that sensation, right?
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>>34766380
Nigga lay off the porn. That's that cuck shit clouding your thoughts.
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>>34766402
Am I wrong? Don't all women want a big dick? Isn't sex with a big dick painful, yet women still crave it? Never heard the first woman say they want an average dick, or a small dick.
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>>34766418
>Never heard the first woman say they want an average dick
I've heard it a thousand times. Go outside.
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>>34766418
>Isn't sex with a big dick painful, yet women still crave it?
Who the fuck craves pain? No you fucking moron. Stop thinking porn is real life.
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>>34767038
Don't you get it? They want to get gaped, they want to have their insides rearranged and torn. Why have a functioning pussy when you can get it obliterated?
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Kek these cuck threads are getting more and more over the top. Keep bringing the lulz OP.
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>>34761173
>How do I overcome this?
You can't. It is impossible to overcome your level of stupidity. You either live your life knowing you are a dumbfuck or you an hero now.
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>>34761173
OP It's ok. You are enough. I can make my girl cum with my pinky finger. If you are bigger than a pinky you can do it.

Society constantly reinforces how "big cock = better" but it is really not true. If you talk to actual women they all agree, too long bruises the cervix and that FUCKING hurts for days. The best sex comes from guys who can figure out what turns them on and slams on that. Sadly that changes from person to person but GUESS WHAT BUDDY you are currently in the best possible position to figure that out for your girl. So communicate, take the time to set up the ground work literally days before, crank one out in the morning, and give her a night of back to back brain breaking orgasms. She will still remember her ex had a bigger dick, but she will also remember you were way better in bed.
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>>34767242
The only one who wants to get gaped here is you, and you're projecting these feelings onto women.
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>>34761173
you dont.

every time some dude is more handsome than you, taller than you, cocker than you, earns more than you, you should just surrender your girl to the dude.

we live in times of severe lack of natural selection because most dudes believe in themselves and dont make stupid threads like this.

I believe you can be the change I want to see in the world.
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>>34761173
>stalking gfs ex
Ngmi anyways dude
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>>34766418
>Don't all women want a big dick?
No. My best friend's ex was ridiculously girthy (6.5" long, 7.5'" girth, she actually measured him once). They were together for about six months, and had sex about twice a week, but not once did she actually enjoy it. At best it was uncomfortable and often downright painful. Him being that size was one of the reasons she broke up with him - she just got sick of not being able to enjoy sex. Her current bf is a much more average size, and she never stops gushing about how much better sex is with him.
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>>34761173
You dick connoisseurs are gay and saying you have a gf laughable.
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>>34767242
This is some weird ass fantasy.
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>>34768934
Word, if you want a somewhat realistic ACTUAL gauge on what women want in a dick, look at glass dicks and then subtract at least 2" to hold. Silicone Dildos flex and squish so they can go big without damaging themselves. Real dicks don't squish.



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