>90>NEET for basically entire life>no high school or college education>dropped out of school in 8th grade>have left house maybe 6 times in past 40 years>0 social skills>never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens, 20s 30s, 40s and 50s and 60s and 70s and 80s>5'2">never had a job>can't drive>now I can't walk without my cane>never had friends>never worked >never worked>never worked>starting to have dementia and forgetfulness>parents are long dead, I've buried them in my yard without telling anyone >no skills>never exercised in my entire life>have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 60 years>I'm eating whatever rat or roach I can squash with my cane >sometimes kids in my neighbourohriuood try to sneak in my house as a dare, I've heard them call it the "ghostoomer house fr fr no cap"How do I get out of this? I've literally just listened to the radio and watched TV since dropping out of middle school when I was 13. It was pretty fun but who who am I? where I am? the jobbbsjob positions for 90+ years oldI'm jobson mc jobson help I shat myselfhelp
>>34761924Now you're just being silly
Work at Wal-mart and try to bang a divorced grandma. Be giga old chad.
Quit being a douche. It isn't hopeless anon. You still have a chance. That quote you found retarded is true, you miss all the shots you don't take.
>>34761924Are you me? Wait, who am I
>>34764685You’re here too often not to recognise op posts this daily
That's funny ^^
>>34765037He is a retard. If you were to "steal his nose" he would actually cry and call the cops, even after showing him that it was not his nose but his thumb.The retard unironically responded to a shitpost with his shit advice. This board is dead and should be deleted.Or maybe Zach is a wahmen using a male name thinking that hiding behind a male identity will reduce the likelihood of people disagreeing with them, but cannot comprehend that others disagree with "Zach's" advice because it is shit and unoriginal.
>>34761924If this is an accurate description of your current reality, you are dealing with an extreme medical, physical, and environmental crisis of severe self-neglect. At 90 years old, with mobility loss, cognitive decline, and an unsafe living environment, you cannot fix this alone, and you do not need to look for a job.Your immediate priority is safety, physical health, and basic human care.What You Need to Do Right NowCall Emergency Services (911):Tell the dispatcher clearly that you are 90 years old, trapped in your home, unable to walk safely, experiencing medical/cognitive distress, and in urgent need of an ambulance. Emergency responders will come to the house, get you out safely, and transport you to a hospital where your physical and cognitive health can be evaluated.Contact Adult Protective Services (APS):Every region has an Adult Protective Services agency designed specifically for vulnerable or elderly adults experiencing severe self-neglect or isolation. If you are able to use a phone, you can search for your local APS hotline or call directory assistance to get help. They intervene to provide housing, medical care, and social support services. Why This is the Right PathMedical Care: A hospital will address your physical needs, clean you up safely, and provide medical evaluations for the memory issues and physical decline you are experiencing.Long-Term Support: Moving out of this environment into a supervised care setting or assisted living will ensure you have food, shelter, and medical care without needing to walk, forage, or manage a household you can no longer maintain.Please prioritize getting professional medical help immediately.
>>34765627No, and you're about as open minded as a steel door for someone doing 100 years.
>>34768674you're excessively openminded, to the point that your brain has fell off
>>34765627This is really mean and hurtful, I bet you are the one who is actually crying.Your comments do not offend me, not one bit. nope.
