In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything! There are no thread-specific rules, but we are on /adv/, so please respect /adv/ forum rules.Previously on ATOGA: >>34759706
>>34763206What's the point of these threads when there are no girls on the internet?
>>34763210Blackpilling.
>>34763210What the heck am I then?
Is it ok to tell a woman you don't like how she acted the other day?
i post on atoga and pretend to be a woman and cheer up men give motivational advice :)
>>34763213you must be good looking or something
>>34763210incels crabbing eachother in a bucket to feel mild senses of superiority at eachothers' misery. And the few actual girls here get free attention so they can pretend they're desirable and exciting despite being 4chan dwelling losers like every male here.
>>34763217I require more context
>>34763221idk what shithole you live in but where i live the cops don't even respond to noise complaints, so they're not gonna respond when stacy calls and says "hello some ugly incel just asked to get coffee with me please send help"
Is it possible to get a snowbunny gf as a white guy? I'm so lonely
>>34763220Does it usually work?
>>34763228ty i will keep this attitude in mind
>3 weeks off work starts tomorrow>know I'll just piss it off on stupid walks and vidyaI might just waive it this year and go to work instead
>>34763233You seem cucked
>>34763223She was being a mean meaniehead toward another behind her back. Ok that other girl is maybe not the coolest person, but still.
>>34763235yes, surprisingly.
>>34763217Yes, but it won’t go well if you start with insults or something
>>34763217Yes, definitely. Even if you are "wrong" - unreasonable, most people would not have felt wronged in your position etc - you still feel the way you do and sharing it can clear the air. Or give her room to push back in a way that might make you reconsider. Either way just shoving down unhappiness breeds resentment and will poison whatever there is between you.
>>34763227The way he thinks indicates pathology. You won't be able to reason him out of it. People cling on to their neurosis.
>>34763239what do you want in your life? who are you?
>>34763241I think letting her know that you disaprove is good enough.
>>34763241A lot of people are uncomfortable with gossip about others. It’ll be fine if you told her.
Don’t have more babies.
>>34763247i'm pretty sure he's taking the piss but i'm answering anyway because some people in this thread probably genuinely believe asking a girl out will get them charged with something
>>34763227she knows your name at that point and everythingyou fuck up at any point, your ass is getting dragged publically
>woman in movie looks like my ex>same hairstyle and facial expressions toooh god why
>Is it possible to get a snowbunny gf as a white guy? I'm so lonely
>>34763245>unreasonable:(
>>34763257It comes from anxiety, fear of rejection. The rationalizations come later.
>>34763241This is not enough context still butPhrase it like "It made me uncomfortable when you did X thing" rather than "I didn't like it when you did X thing".
>>34763256
>>34763263What? I hadn't even read your explanation yet, it was a literal even IF you are being unreasonable, there still is no good alternative to voicing it if something bothers you.
I wish women were as funny and effectionate as the online blackjack dealer
>>34763206Which girl is a better match for Peter?
>>34763269Ok, thanks.
>>34763273I have never heard of ANY of these girls besides Stacy and Watson.
>>34763273sex (and marriage) with black cat
>>34763273this is basically weeb harem shit for old white unc boomers
>>34763273Seeing that Marvel keeps trying to get MJ to cuck him, I'd say the alien girl he's banging right now, or Felicia.
>>34763233>Is it possible to get a snowbunny gf as a white guy?How do you feel about dating single moms?>>34763273>Which girl is a better match for Peter?Gwen by a country mile, then Black Cat, and then Mary Jane, depending on which continuity. Mary Jane and Lois Lane (their names rhyme) are two of the biggest cunts in comics and I hate that writers keep putting them with Peter and Clark when they deserve better.>>34763279They're inconsequential and are mostly there for drama and flavor, not for any staying power.>>34763282Based and real
>>34763277FWIW I did read your explanation after, it would both bother me too and I think it is exactly the kind of thing that would be good for her to hear. Because it would make many people judge her or feel turned off from her company, most just would never tell her that and silently walk away, not giving her any incentive or push to change.
>>34763297>the biggest cunts in comicsSilver Age doesn't count. And if it does count then Lois Lane and Superman deserve each other because they're both dicks.
Femanons, would you like to feminize your bf?
>>34763214>summer dresses and freely displayed legs abound>manlets are getting their dick sucked by cute 7/10s in the local park bushes >nightlife enjoyers are looking to spend the few cool hours in a mans embrace without seating (too much)>sweaty foids are wafting their pheromones everywhereWe're going back into hibernation soon enough. Enjoy summer while it lasts
>>34763302No
>>34763303Magnum PI? The PI stands for Penis Insertion
>>34763303Fall and Winter are the best tbdeseseyruf
>>34763258>Uhm I think he was called.Michael or something. Mick maybe? Why would I remember this, you are being mean>ohhh Mr. officer , you are so tall UwU Do you think the cops bring out the Forensics department next, just for you personally?Your perception of reality is so fucked up man. If shes not into you she likely forgot you exist tenb minute later. Don't be so egotistical
women uhh uhuh uh iuhh uh ermm ermm uhh...?
>>34763303Summer is Ending Soon?https://youtu.be/dAjJNnhmA4c
333 angels protecting me
>>34763337Delete this
Women, should I be castrated to be a good boy?
>>34763337She looks as though her box would fucking STINK
>>34763318Why?
>>34763273WOMEN"Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!"Femanons does your species have a similar turn of phrase to describe your relation to man-species?
>>34763356Better fashion.
Average foid
>>34763297OG Gwen was a cunt to him too. Just like you, lgbtroon.
when did you realize that videogames are retarded and a total waste of time?
>>34763302No. I want a man secure in their masculinity. Which basically doesn't exist.
>>34763372years agoI still enjoy them
Which guy is a better match for supergirl?
>>34763297>gwen_stacy__spider_man__a(...).jpggwen_stacy__spider_man__across_the_spider_verseAlso, the new Gwen supports gender transitioning for children
i spent years thinking having a little dick was the worst thing that could ever happen and i didnt date because of thatnow im getting older and realizing how retarded and insane that was and i dont have a time machine to go backits over
>>34763381That character is almost certainly a tranny
>>34763378Dunno, maybe Jimmy
>>34763378Me
>>34763387>black Jimmy OlsenWhy?
>>34763390>>34763387>>34763381you guys are PISSING ME OFFFFf
>>34763392its an adaptation chud get over it
>>34763387Didn't he reject her so she became Superslut, Bedder of Men?
>>34763372Right now. Luckily I'm 23 so I still have time to improooove, I'm replacing vidya with guitar playing.
>>34763378Brainiac
>>34763361I love knee high boots, see through leggins and coats, you got a point. Less Booba though :(
>>34763394Does he at least act like Jimmy Olsen, unlike the black Jimmy Olsen from the CW show?
>>34763393Hmmm struck a nerve? Supergirl is cute. I wish more women were like her and Wondy, strong and sweet go together nicely.
>>34763372You realize that your entire life is retarded and a total waste of time?
>>34763365>ragebaitYeah, we do that.>>34763371>OG Gwen was a cunt to him tooNo she wasn't. She hated that he was the only boy to not worship the ground she walked on and that's valid.>>34763378>Which guy is a better match for supergirl?Crush, Lobo's daughter.>>34763381You're in luck, because I hate the Spiderverse movies. But Spider Gwen isn't trans in the comics.
why do men fuck in complete silence, it's creepy
Goys should submit to the the jewish rule
>>34763378Why are DC women so into horsecock?
>>34763409Avoid predators
>>34763408STOP MAKING CHARACTERS GAY! Who are you, Jean Grey?
Which of Superman's pre-Crisis love interests should he choose?
>>34763409What would you prefer instead?
>>34763345>Women, should I be castrated to be a good boy?It would be a start.
>>34763409Its cause we are focused on the task at hand. Usually if you say something we can usually make some noises for you.
>>34763409>why do men fuck in complete silence, it's creepyIt means the man doesn't feel emotionally safe with you.
>>34763417What do you think fish pussy is like?
>>34763409>why do men fuck in complete silenceBecause it feels so good I don't want to distract myself by making a noise.
>>34763409Not a man but I'm assuming it's for the same reason you turn the radio down when you need to focus on driving.
How do I stop hating women?
>>34763210You guys are supposed to suck each other off when you believe only men use the internet.
>>34763428It must have been gripping, he almost married her.
>>34763392>Why?Because he was a _i_ger.Because he was a ginger.*
>>34763378None of them. Supergirl should probably kill herself because that's how earth views strong women.
>>34763432How do you stop hating anything?You gotta love it.
>>34763365>Average foidShe got dumped and she wanted to bait to make her ex jealous or angry. In our generation the girls would just say "Yeah? Goodbye. Goodbye forever then asshole. Oh and also? I faked my orgasms, those were not real. And also? FYI? I cheated. Yeah let that sink in you stupid jerk!" [Runs to the girls bathroom to cry]
MenHow do endure and keep your girl despite getting mogged by other guys?
>>34763300I thought some more about what you said and realised she was also voicing things that bothered her. Doesn't make her behaviour any less mean.
i need a gf who cuddles me in complete silence and we say nothing to each other and then go about our days but we understand each other.
>>34763409making noise is losing aura
>>34763447You trust the woman you love. That's the only real answer that would get you any peace.
>>34763409Moaning and all that doesn't come naturally to me. I can try to perform if the girl prefers noise.
>>34763409never understood what kind of noise you're supposed to be doing during sex
>>34763447>How do endure and keep your girl despite getting mogged by other guys?Stop caring about other guys. No one is going to fuck her abruptly and no one can steal her. If she cheats it's because that's exactly what she wanted to do. You know full well if you see a man and a woman on the street you don't fuck with it, cuz you would get in a fight. Same is true if a man sees you with your girl the man knows he isn't going to fuck with that. Men have mutually assured bloodshed and we build honor out of that. The only time this gets broken is when the girl herself chooses to betray you.
>>34763457Grunting and other low noises. Women get off to that low deep voice.
Need a husband who makes turkey gobble gobble sounds during sex randomly so I start laughing while he's inside me
Does anyone remember an old computer RPG in the style of Arcanum but it was set in Barcelona?
>>34763409fear of being seen as silly
>>34763463>Need a husband who makes turkey gobble gobble sounds during sex randomly so I start laughing while he's inside meI've done worse with my wife I treat sex like a circus act
>>34763447She picks me because I don't give a shit. If she picked another guy I'd be with another girl in no time and nothing would be amiss.
>>34763409Why do many women moan and yell during fucking? Have you ever recorded yourself just to listen how pathetic and cringe you sound?
>>34763464Planescape Torment?
>>34763468Need a husband who start juggling knives mid sex *baby elephant walks into room*
>>34763409when sex is overwhelmingly treated as something a man is meant to perform with a degree of skill, focusing and treating it as a chore is only natural as a consequence.
>>34763461super weird
Women, stop provoking me. I'm not going to wrestle you, I know you want me to manhandle you
I love sundays in /atoga/. Femanons are still in their afterglow from the weekend sex with Chad. They are so gentle and patient with us incels today.
today i was very depressed and suicidal so i decided to take a walk in the park, and in order to cope with reality, i imagined i was holding hands with a beautiful girlfriend by my side and laughing and enjoying myself, i was the only one walking in the park
>>34763479Its primal, but yes a lot of stuff with sex is weird. I do agree with you there.
>>34763475Alright maybe not that circus like but sometimes I will grab a boob and vocally do awkward clown horn sound effect with my voice in the middle of penetrationOr sometimes after completed sex I will get up and randomly flex muscles like a dramatic body builder while doing cringe grunts on purpose Or sometimes when she's about to come to bed I will have drawn a cute smiley face on the head of my penis and I will pretend it's a puppet and I will say "Hello! This is Mr Penis! I heard you needed your pipe checked today?" I am shameless and I am not apologizing for a fucking thing
>>34763297>GwenUh...
>>34763215A larper?
>spent my weekend naked on my bed listening to french music>only get up to eat fruit or clean apartment
>>34763492Nah
>>34763495M or F?
Sweaty loud sex with Femanon
>>34763487Very cute.
>>34763491Didn't they retcon that as Mysterio fucking with Norman or something?
>>34763486so do you just make up the noises?is it like boxing where you go USS USS USS and every guy has his own version
>>34763497>M or F>get up to clean apartmentGuess
>>34763473Anon, on what plane of existence do you think Barcelona lies?
>>34763487Oh or another one is when I will tuck my penis and balls behind my thighs to make it disappear as I lay in bed and it looks like I just have a patch of bush like a woman and then I will say to wife "Ooh look I'm a woman look at me I am living my best life, can you take a selfie for me? Ooh I have a stanley cup oh noo I need to buy a dupe of an item when I wanted the real one"
>>34763487>"Hello! This is Mr Penis! I heard you needed your pipe checked today?"
>>34763482Yes, they'll get cranky tomorrow when Chad ghosts them.
>>34763505I don't know much about DnD, which one was the Chaotic Evil one? Infernus or something like that? That one. Maybe Carceri on a good day.
why does god gift big cocks to autistic virgins?
just missed a legendary random encounter with two baddies on an alley
>>34763514And the funny part is he checks the pipe and he checks it real good. Laughing and orgasming at the same time never gets old
I can't fuck with ho niggasI can't trust these old niggasWake up early in the morningEat that pussy like cold pizzaHater ass niggas be baller blockingActing like some goalkeepersThere's a reason for everythingMy niggas kill for no reasonCamo shorts, the whole dealAll-black hoodie, I'm the grim reaperLook like it's time for spring cleaningBrand new spanking street-sweeperBeen in the game, I'm knee-deepI like good head, I like good reeferAll my niggas strapped and readyTo set it off: Queen Latifah
>>34763519He made me tall and handsome and big dick and fit so it would be unfair without the autism debuff
>>34763519
>>34763468>>34763487>>34763511Yikes, if that's what it takes, maybe zoomers are more sexless just because they have more pride in themselves
>>34763503Sort of. You usually try to get in sync with the rhythm of your hips. You also want to make noises a lot during a bj. Its kinda like guiding them without saying anything.
>>34763519used to be that an autistic man could go on a military campaign and either die or capture and rape women, and the big dick would make them fall inlove with him because social ques and rizzing wouldnt be required
>>34763518I was expecting the reply "the rainy one".But no, not Planescape Torment.
>>34763524>God made me fitAnd here I was , thinking you need to work out and shit. Can you give me the prayer code? I'm quitting my gym tomorrow.
>>34763521yeah I didnt ask
>>34763439The only defenses on here is MJ, who isn't Mary Jane but Michelle Jones, and Triss, who is only a redhead in the games.>>34763464>Does anyone remember an old computer RPG in the style of Arcanum but it was set in Barcelona?Lionheart? >>34763491>Uh...We don't talk about Straczynski. He's the only author that Marvel had to real time retcon everything he touched.>>34763415>STOP MAKING CHARACTERS GAY! Hey, I love plenty of straight couples! Hell, I even ship some lesbian characters in straight relationships.>Who are you, Jean Grey?Jean Gay. My wife and I will have a daughter named Strap, who goes back in the past and forms a lesbian comedic duo with Lady Deadpool.
>>34763533I mean like general health. Yes you have to workout. Faith without works is dead
Got a chopper with a drumSplit swishers with my thumbGet money like Donald TrumpDouble barrel on that pumpThis kush I got ain't no chumpGet stupid and get stompedTwo girls I call Kriss KrossKriss Kross'll make you jumpI do what a nigga gotta doGot goons, I ain't even gotta shootGot a bunch of bad bitches by the poolI like my bitches in two's
>>34763526>no fun allowed REEEEEEEEEEE>why do women not like me I'm such a NICE guy
>>34763526Make the gif a version where he is bottomed out inside her and she isn't looking serious and cold but is instead really sweaty and her eyes are glazed open wide and her mouth is agape and her hair is messy and sticking to her forehead and she is drawing rakes down the jester's back with nails and yes this is accurate.
>>34763526i was just saying for fun omfg. i'm not saying you NEED to act like a clown but it would be funny if it happened jesus get a grip
>>34763527thats so fucking dumb I swearand dont get me wrong, its not like I'm a virgin, but sex doesnt feel THAT good to make uncontrollable noises
>>34763432>women think that endless propaganda doesn’t change the way people think and behaveSo then why do they try to ban or change everything in media they don’t like?
>>34763527Ok but what kind of noises. I don't like moaning, its kinda gay and really doesn't come naturally to me. I do the same satisifed grunts that I when I'm eating and its really good though
>>34763545what? post nails
>>34763468>>34763487>>34763511Yep, I'd rather stay a virgin
>>34763539>Lionheart?Yes! That! Amazing that someone knows it. Is it worth playing?
>>34763545
>>34763504men don't clean their apartments?
>>34763557>what? post nailsOkay.. but just this once
>>34763227Fundamentally misunderstanding the issue. Most men accused don’t actually get convicted, that’s not what they’re worried about. They’re worried about the social and economic consequences like abandonment from all your friends and family and destruction of your career.
>>34763565once a month
>>34763548Yeah I get that. I find it doesn't really come naturally to me either. I just think of it as a service for my partner. If it makes her more horny then better for both of us.
>>34763570oh. i clean obsessively.
>>34763545You want more accurate?
>>34763565We do, but we'd never interrupt a good bed rotting for it.
>>34763562Not really. I actually don't remember much of the game or gameplay, but I do remember the soundtrack, which was really good. This was around the time Inon Zur was popping off with Baldur's Gate and Neverwinter. https://youtu.be/9Fc-HJVfvdo
>>34763555>I don't like moaning, its kinda gay and really doesn't come naturally to meYeah it doesn't come naturally to almost any man. We all had to learn this shit. Also it might come as a shock to you. But you will do some pretty gay and unnatural things when you get into a relationship.>satisifed gruntsStart there try and make more noises.
if you want to make some honeyYankees MLBryce Harper to hit a HRJesus Luzardo over 7.5 strikeouts
>>34763583what are the odds
>>34763581>you will do some pretty gay and unnatural things when you get into a relationship.Been there done that haven't done any of this. I'm not turning into a moaner, you have to be the type for that. I will just start grunting and growling more
>>34763579cleaning is good for the soul! and it smells good...
>>34763578This is very accurate indeed. In the end the serious cold asocial man always gets the .jpg absolutely
>>34763483Next time do something for you, not your imaginative reality
Women, would you let your husband have a mistress?
>>34763483that is very gay I went to the uni that I go every day and petted my new black cat friend
I demand an ATOGA boyfriend
Chat, what if men and women are equally ugly, but men just don't use makeup very often?
>>34763599hi
>>34763597Why stay if you don't want to fuck him is my question
>>34763578Dude, I think you just haven't found the right one yet.
>>34763597>Women would choose avoiding you completely or you having a lover rather than having an honest conversation about their expectations and possible solutions, and still prefer the tension.
>>34763601Not you
>>34763585(+154)(+350)(-125)
>>34763600Men are beautiful though, and I say this as a man.
>>34763597There's no way anyone can be this fucking stupid.
>>34763600That's exactly what it is. If anything, men have more natural beauty.
>>34763599And who are you, exactly?
>>34763606How do you know that its me?
>>34763597>I keep telling myself the yoga fixed himShe actually believes yoga soothed him lol oh it soothed him alright, he released his pent up energy, all over the back of another woman's lycra
>>34763602Because relationships are more than just sex.
>>34763604>"men" would choose to stay married to a woman after they found out that she has an active r*ddit account and posts about their relationship unironically asking r*dditors for advice They deserve each other. Poor kids.
>>34763600Do women need makeup to stop squinting?
>>34763618Apparently not to the hubby there who wants to prone bone a downward dog
>>34763618I just don't understand. If I'm at a point where I don't want to fuck him that means I'm kind of starting to hate him and the breakup is inevitable.
>>34763618While thats true, sex is still a very important part of it. Like an unassuming cogwheel you don't 't pay too much mind in itself, but if it gets gummed up or breaks the entire machinery is fucked.
>>34763618Maybe, but if one partner's needs aren't being fulfilled and you feel like you have to do things against you will while feeling resentful, I don't think the relationship has much future.
>>34763618That's hipsterish.
>>34763618but without sex there is no relationship
>>34763623Theres genuinely some women who don't like sex and just have it to "lock down" a man, and then just quit on sex once he can't run away anymore. Obviously they should be avoided.
They don't know I'd never do you any goodLaughing is easy, I would if I could
>>34763600Yes. But also no, women are shaped more interestingly.They bring the>You look weird, are you sick?comments on themselves though. If they defaulted to no makeup people would be used to how they look naturally and so they wouldn't look weird.
I send my girlfriend a couple of those meme audios with the gay black guy who recorded himself fucking other dudes and she has seen the messages but still hasn't responded
>>34763629>but without sex there is no relationshipThis isn't true. That would mean your old grandma and grandpa aren't married because rest assured those two ain't fucking yet as if by magic they're maintaining a marriage wow
>>34763633>the gay black guy who recorded himself fucking other dudes qrd?
>>34763580Now I kind of want to play it even more.
>>34763531Wait, I forgot about that plane of pure negative energy at the end of the game where it's all darkness and shadows that want to kill you, that's definitively Barcelona.
>>34763630>Theres genuinely some women who don't like sex and just have it to "lock down" a man, and then just quit on sex once he can't run away anymore. Obviously they should be avoided.If the man thinks he can't run away he's a retard. He can always run away at any time, before marriage, during marriage, before pregnancy, during pregnancy any time he pleases unless he lives in United States where the government cracks the pussy whip on men with fervor. The woman will fuck like a rabbit the man who knows he can run away at any time at all yet chooses her anyway
>>34763634Yeah, but a relationship that is like one from China, is kind of unadventurous and seems flat. You could just say you're best friends. But saying you're boyfriend and girlfriend doesn't make sense to me. You're being too OCD anon. Try to kiss your boyfriend.
>>34763567that's just another reason to get things over with early like i said last thread. escalate early and make your intentions obvious, then stop once she's clearly uncomfortable. if you ask her out right away, at worst she'll laugh to her friends and then she'll forget about you the next day. if you go for her hand on the first date and she pulls back, at worst she'll laugh to her friends about it and forget you a few days later. but if you spend months befriending her and then finally make your move, she'll see you as a creep who was only being nice to her for sex. you still won't get charged but the social backlash is a lot worse the longer you wait.
>>34763632>Yes. But also no, women are shaped more interestingly.Eh... the greater male variabilty hypothesis begs to differhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variability_hypothesis
>>34763600me on the right but my eyebrow isn't fucked up and i'm smiling but i basically look like a young man if my hair isn't long
>>34763642>You could just say you're best friendsYou have autism so I will go easy on you Zach-y boy.You are expected to make a best friend out of your wife. If you are marrying a woman and she is not your best friend, it would make such a man a prize retard. The hint is in the name: BoyFRIEND girlFRIEND.Only failures to pairbond refuse to be friends with their own girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband.
>>34763644Okay, but what if we see you as both sexy and human.
rolling around my bed having fantasies about being with him
>>34763365I think the average girl is more attractive than that honestly.
>>34763634you don't know grandma and that is an edge case. It is true if you are not in your deathbed
>>34763636https://youtu.be/aVJmPn-yFJ8https://youtu.be/-tAZKESoKbIPeople are making hilarious videos with these in the background
>>34763651Fret no longer, for I am here, forsooth!
>>34763634You're talking about people who have been together for decades and are at an age where its completely normal to no longer have a sex drive at all. Apples to oranges.>>34763641>If the man thinks he can't run away he's a retard.Absolutely, but the kind of man who takes such a woman in the first place has to be a retard. The kind of man who reacts to not getting sex by begging like a crackhead at the bus station begs for spare change is also a retard.>The woman will fuck like a rabbit the man who knows he can run away at any time at all yet chooses her anywayYeah, theres nothing that kills a womans sex drive like knowing you will never ever leave her or pursue another woman ever. I wonder why, but it seems to be the case. Maybe a femanon can shed some light on this.
>>34763648Sounds too egalitarian. You and him should get drunk at a party one night and come home giggling at how much fun you had.
Femanons, can any of you shed some light on this? >>34763657
>>34763657>Yeah, theres nothing that kills a womans sex drive like knowing you will never ever leave her or pursue another woman ever. I wonder why, but it seems to be the case. Maybe a femanon can shed some light on this.I'm the same guy but it's because you demonstrate you choose her again, and again, and again, and again. When the man has options even if he married the woman if he still selects his wife as the option it says "I still value you above all others". It's not enough to say it, women need to see that in action. When they see it in action, then they believe. And when they do, you can bet your bottom dollar she is riding you into battle when you get back home to your bedroom
>watch Oculus (2013) with friends yesterday >fine Karen Gillan very attractive >check her height >1.8 mts tall>check her husband's height >around 1.85It's not fair I need a tall cute gf that will accept me being shorterAt least her husband has the same shitty beard as me... Sniff
Women, how unbothered would you be if your bf killed himself?
>>34763666MPregnant bellies are so hot
>>34763663And what incentive does a woman have to do that?
>>34763666>gets unfit moid to cut his own genes out of the pool>immediately reproduces with male that exhibits eugenic traitsWomen are extremely good for the health of our species, even if they aren't conscious of why that is. Thank you for saving us, women.
Yello
>>34763671Fuck off, trannoid
>>34763671>IMG_Almost always the iPhonesloppers
>>34763671Hi, goddess
>>34763667anytime someone says this i think about the time my youth pastor lowkey revealed his pregnancy fetish to us.however as time goes on and I age I start to understand him more and more each day, bro was spitting. I'm starting to think that we're just hard wired to find pregnant bellies attractive, it makes sense for the sake of the species yk
>>34763671Are you here to show titties again?
>>34763672>>34763673>>34763674I missed you
>>34763668>And what incentive does a woman have to do that?Security. Because if the marriage or relationship is like a lock, every time she sees her man actively avoid or reject the indirect advances of other women, it's as though she (your wife or GF) has just watched that lock (relationship) pass a lockpick test. (The other girl). That the bond truly is as strong as the man claims, and this makes her feel snug as fuck.It also hits her vanity bank like a $1,000,000 paycheck. Because it confirms to her that her social standing is so pristine that she's not only going steady or married to that man, but he is now a high value man, because the other girls had just identified him as that, and he rejected them to choose her (gf/wife) all over again. So not only is she secure, she is actively mogging the shit out of women trying to take him.
>>34763662On what
>>34763663Thats a very good, sensible point.>>34763668Outcompeting the other girls and actively being desired by aman out of his own free will and abundance. And not desperate need for pussy.
>>34763677No ew
To whoever suggested that I say "shoot your goo, my dude" to my bf during sex, thanks for making me seem funny. It was a riot.
>>34763680Oh God its you and your crazy projection of your need for secure relationships on women again. Look I get it you enjoy the safety. Good for you. But stop pretending that its the womens need, not your own.
>>34763680WELL I THINK EATTING SHIT IN MY TOILET GUARANTEES I HAVE GOOD CARBOHYDRATES AND CALORIES! ALL I NEED TO DO IS COOK IT UP AND IT'LL BE GOOD AS ANY OTHER FOOD.That makes as much sense.
>>34763685>holy shit she did it basedbut alsoWHORE
The easiest way to get someone to stop complaining about you or at you is to simply talk past them. Make communication a blurry, vague, uncertain principle when they voice concerns. Change subjects, bring up new information that's irrelevant to their worries, talk over them, and when they get angry? Make sure to focus intensely on their emotional state rather than the matter they are talking about. What are some other easy relationship hacks to assert control?
>>34763681Womens need to have a man who has otehr options and will walk away if he is unsatisfied
>>34763680>>34763682You're talking like a girl can want a man or something like that.
>>34763685lmao
>>34763685Based
>>34763691>You're talking like a girl can want a man or something like that.Yes that's called reality.
>>34763681Dunno, whatever that other anon was asking about.
chinese music is not bad
This place is lame what happened
>>34763696jay chou fan?
>>34763698Then fuck off
>>34763689Did you just fart?
>>34763696Which brand of Chink music are you thinking ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Bu_sWxQoIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGk4E9ss95shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=042TbeWaAf8
>>34763700Maybe I’ll watch some 90 day fiance
>>34763378>>34763387How would a human dick penetrate Kryptonian pussy?
>>34763699nta but i like this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-biOGdYiF-I
>>34763706it is just a regular pussy
>>34763688>>34763692>>34763693He thought it meant I wanted him to pull out, though.
>>34763671>another "female" namefag who spams xer garbage image folder in almost every post and whores xer bodypics onlineAt least the Kittentroon was single. What causes such behaviour?
>>34763703>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=042TbeWaAf8Fun fact, despite being sung by a dude this is actually a femcel anthem
>>34763690Obviously not. Women want men to not be abusive.(Shut the fuck up, rape anon and the other dick head that keeps posting victim blaming bullshit)
>>34763707every chinese girl likes jay chou, it is crazy. I don't really like slow songs but his are okay
>>34763711Ew Gen X???
>>34763708She does one kegel and your shit is squeezed into a spaghetti string and the backflow pressure makes your balls explode.
>>34763714Chinese culture really is a completely different world.
I need to cum so bad
>>34763718So shes like a reverse pussy destroyingly huge Chad?
>>34763699i haven't listened to any of his music, i only remember him because of green hornet hahahttps://youtu.be/Drw3ov2mnu0https://youtu.be/DrRTrIVLb3shttps://youtu.be/hN2jOHeI5tc cranberries cover :)>>34763707i was not expecting this but this is very listenable. i kinda like it. thx.
>>34763708>>34763718I dont know if they do it in DC but in Irredeemable their superman analogue has to use his equivalent of kryptonite so he can bang his human mistress
And don't forget in some parts of the world eatting shit is a normal part of their diet.
>>34763720Search surprise blow job
>>34763718sure but you won't have a problem penetrating her. She just needs to control her muscles like she does normally
>>34763718*thinking about supergirl voluntarily ripping off a rapists dick with her pussy and kegeling it into the atmosphere at mach speed*
>>34763644>Looking for genetic evidence of variability between the sexes, a 2013 study used the body sizes of different species that either had heterogametic males (mammals and insects) or heterogametic females (birds and butterflies). The study found that heterogametic males had higher variability in body size than homogametic females, while heterogametic females had higher variability in body size than homogametic males, thus showing a relation between the chromosomes and variability between the sexes in traits.[25]I believe it's because we get more recessive gene activity
>>34763722Also women, how true is this picture?
>>34763724>https://youtu.be/hN2jOHeI5tcwhat the fuck, my mom eats that exact brand of sardine
>>34763724I like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgZj_F5bMiYJingfei chen one of the singers there is so good
>>34763732I don’t know ask your dad
>>34763732Women go into menopause because they have absorbed all of their husbands dick. /s
>>34763666What's the story here?
>>34763724>i was not expecting this but this is very listenable. i kinda like it. thx.No problem anon.Tangentially related, I suspect that the chinese are naturally more gifted singers as a result of using a tonal language. It does make me wonder about the intricacies of their speaking voices vs their singing voices but I am not willing to learn mandarin or cantonese at the moment
Mistress, may I cum?
>>34763730Why the fuck did you imagine someone raping her in the first place?(Even that may not be enough to prevent her from getting impregnated)
>>34763718Worth it if Power Girl
>>34763666My dad killed himself when my mom was 6 months pregnant with me
>>34763743they use a different scale for music if I am not mistaken, idk much about it
>>34763747Sure, whatever.
Either gender, does anything scare you? fictional or not
>>34763750I can be your new daddy
>>34763741>/sReddit
>>34763755My mom remarried a nice guy that she started dating when I was 12
>>34763754Eels, psychopaths
>>34763737this is cute.
>>34763757Nice guys have to settle for single moms with insane kids, le sigh.
>>34763757* it was actually my mom’s first marriage
>>34763748I imagined her being a black widow assasin and pretending to be a normie girl that was being trafficked.
>>34763754MIf I think too hard I physically cannot eat mushrooms because they are such complicated creatures
I’ve accepted that marrying a single mother may be my only option
>>34763750Damn, sorry to hear that.
>>34763760>Nice guys have to settle for single moms with insane kids, le sigh.It's what they deserve
>>34763764I’m still fascinated that the world used to be covered with giant mushrooms
>>34763747No
>>34763754MI used to be pretty scared of spiders, not so much now. I guess I'm scared of more abstract things like being a failure or being single forever.
>>34763767I feel bad for my mom. She left home from an abusive childhood and got knocked up right away. My father‘s ex-girlfriend blamed me father’s death on my mother at his funeral.
>>34763770fucking exactly
>>34763759very cute, there is this other episode where the guy forgets the song which is even cuter
>>34763754F. Dogs, loud and sudden noises, heights.
>>34763754>Either gender, does anything scare you? fictional or notMaleMyself
>>34763773Why would she say that
>>34763776>heightstfw 6'5 :(
>>34763773A hug for her and you.
>>34763742She cheated on her husband, he killed himself, a year later she's pregnant with her lover's child
Plap
>>34763780I don’t know my mom was 20 and my dad was 27
>>34763754MGetting close to a woman
>>34763754F. spiders>>34763772how did you overcome it?
>>34763763She doesn't have to be raped for that, stop projecting your own traumas
Women, is it okay for an acquaintance to say you smell nice?
>>34763789You can comment on the scent I'm wearing, but not MY scent. Does that make sense?
>>34763780But, the story I remember her telling me was that my dad didn’t like the medication he was put on so he went off his pills when my mom found out he begged and begged her not to say anything and she did not. Shortly sometime after she came home to find Otis Redding playing on repeat on the record player and a note saying do not go upstairs and to call one of his brothers.
>>34763788Fantasies*
>>34763780Maybe she was grieving and trying to find a guilt party. Maybe she thought that she made his life miserable or something. Or maybe she just didn't like her. A shitty thing to do nonetheless.
>>34763783>She cheated on her husband, he killed himself, a year later she's pregnant with her lover's childAnd she poses the trophy for the gram. Female psychopath behaviour
>>34763787>>34763772if you are really uncomfortable with them please relocate them to outside, but house spiders keep to themselves and help to control other pests you might have in your house/apartment hidden away! we would never hurt a human being.
>>34763763Holy shit, did you have based fantasies like that all along?
>>34763788Is it rape if she planned to decieve him in that exact way?Do robbers have rights to sue homeowners for hazards inside their own home?
>>34763666>>34763742>>34763783Not true. They were separated for months before he killed himself, and he had an extensive history of mental health issues. I think she kind of milked his death, but she didn't cheat on him.
>>34763795>weO_O
>>34763790So I can say “You smell nice what are you wearing?” but sniffing the nature of your neck and telling you your natural scent is good is too far?
>>34763789Yes but in an "ooh what's that deodorant" way not a "your skin smells delicious" way.
>>34763793Well, she was lack if that says anything. I don’t really know much about my dad‘s side of the family, didn’t see them very much, but they all went with African-American.
>>34763802That's still a bit too direct if you ask me, but you've sort of got it.
>>34763797Yeah? Doesn't everyone wish torturous death upon rapists?
>>34763804Black*But yeah, kinda was my moms fault
>>34763803I kinda hoped that went without saying but I’ll admit fault that I should’ve been clearer given where I’m posting
>>34763787I'm not sure, sort of like an exposure? I knew that most of them were harmless. When I saw them around, I observed them for a bit. I saw that most either stay still most of the time or are very skittish. The more I saw them, the less fear I felt.>>34763795I don't even like killing insects, specially ones so useful and fascinating like spiders. When I was afraid of them, I wouldn't even get close enough to kill them. Now, unless it were a very big spider that I couldn't relocate, I'd try to use a cup and a paper most of the time.
>>34763742>>34763783Half black lover too
>>34763804>>34763811>racistFuck off.
>>34763792You fantasize about getting raped?
Which character from The Boondocks do you most relate to?
>>34763809Yeah, I meant more the black widow assassin part.
>>34763812Don't take it personally I was just covering my bases lol
>>34763808So more of a “You smell like vanilla, what perfume are you wearing?” Or Just “You smell nice”
>>34763809>>34763817lol I’m not racist, my family is. My mother is not, either
>>34763819>Which character from The Boondocks do you most relate to?Riley
>>34763820Yeah, I like Femme fatale characters.
>>34763754Mwomen
>>34763819In the past I definitively would've said Stinkmeaner. Now... maybe Robert? Trying to chill and live my life. Or maybe Wuncler III because I'm retarded.
Women, today I smell like leather and tropical fruits. I am undecided on how I feel about this. Do you have any requests?
>>34763823That's a bit better. Making sure you're clearly talking about the product and complimenting her choice on it is good. It's a lot easier to accept that someone just saying "you smell good".
>>34763799It's still pathetic to take a dirty dick for that, even more pathetic to become pregnant from it
>>34763800SureBelievable storyWhatever it takes to make the woman a victim
>>34763829requests for what...???? go do 10 pushups and stretch your legs idk
>>34763819Uncle Ruckus
>>34763826Based and exquisite taste. Not exactly uncommon, but I'd like to see it around a lot more.
>>34763829>any requestsArmpit pics?
>>34763834Fine, I’ve been getting lazy anyways. I’m going to skip the stretching though cause I did that earlier
>>34763754FI get scared thinking about the sun exploding and seeing the sky turn into an inferno before melting. And spiders
Have you ever been a victim of White Slavery?
>>34763829Interesting.I'm not usually into tropical scents something about them makes me a little nauseous.Asthmatic requesting no scents pls.
>>34763819The old lady with all the guns.
>>34763824Euro elf?
>>34763783>She cheated on her husband, he killed himself, a year later she's pregnant with her lover's childThat's so hot!I love when women choose ovaries over empathy
>>34763799Why take an easily avoidable STDfilled rapist dick just to risk getting pregnant with some loser genes? Just interrogate him normally instead.
>>34763795im REALLY scared of them and i cant take them outside. if i can, i ask someone else to take them outside for me>>34763813i hope i can overcome my fear like you did one day
Do you ever wonder if some of the posts you interact with on 4chan are by people who were scammed, enslaved, and trafficked to a dungeon in a distant country that they aren't allowed to leave, where they are threatened with starvation and extreme deprivation if they don't make a certain number of troll posts a day?
>>34763843My ancestors were slaves to the pharaoh who looked like Ryan Gosling
>>34763832Not every sex has a pregnancy possibility. If there's no kryptonite she can probably boil any cum inside her pussy just by raising her body temperature.What if instead of ripping it off, she leg locked him and burnt his dick off? Nah. That would cauterize it instead of letting him bleed out. She'll have to rip his head off like sub zero and that'll be too much noise.
>>34763843Only in my fantasies.
>>34763839Oh, so this is what it’s like to be on the receiving endI’m not photogenic enough so I’m gonna have to pass, sorry femanon
>>34763754FUhhhFailure, the depth of human cruelty, ant swarms
>>34763842Don't worry, the sun is too small to ever explode.
>>34763850Well, it's not like I overcame it completely, I'm still scared of bigger or faster spiders. But in the past, even a tiny one would've sent me running. Now I'm sure I could get one on me, think "cute" and gently place it somewhere else. I don't think I'll ever stop feeling some fear when I see them, but I guess it can get better, and so can you. Good luck.
>>34763851Just a different set of responsibilities.
>>34763855C'mon, at least show something...
Girls, what is it like to get cummed inside
Do you ever hope that at least some small achievement of yours in life is discovered in the future by historians or archaeologists? Even if you are just like the corpse of the guy who was masturbating when Mount Vesuvius exploded.
>>34763853Didn't BlueValk's boyfriend pump and dump her with a daughter? Apparently, BV enjoys getting fucked and impregnated by trash.
weird how all of a sudden Femanons are posting from the woodwork.It's almost like all the other hours don't exist???
Which /gif/ thread are you following?
>did not believe that civilization was all just kitsch, wokeness, girlbosses, and fake news. These sorts of things, he thought, would thrive among the masses for centuries, but would not prevent the rise of men who “turn to technology instead of poetry, the navy instead of painting, politics instead of epistemology.”Why do even intellectuals in today's society act like these things are mutually exclusive, when they are not?
>have female friend>we're both in relationships >her boyfriend is extremely insecure and clingy>whenever I want to spend time with her she insists he be there too (I'm almost certain he's making her do it though)>go with it a few times anyway to be agreeable>he doesn't seem to have any interest in engaging with whatever we're doing or trying to find any common ground with me>the whole time it just feels like he's chaperoning and making sure I don't try anything>he's also just not a very pleasant or fun person in general>eventually just stop wanting to hang out with her as much because I can't be assed to deal with her boyfriend hovering>now she's upset with me for not wanting to spend time with herAm I in the wrong for this?
>>34763864MNot really. I don't think I'm important enough to be remembered, or that I'll leave any sort of long lasting legacy.
>>34763866probably because it's peak hours for this website right now, braniac
>>34763865Stealing from men is easy.Men are easy.
>>34763863A little sticky>>34763864I think I wanted to be someone worth remembering when I was a kid but at this point I think being one of the people there's no trace of is probably better
>>34763863I've only had it done once, but it felt very intense emotionally and romantically. Physically, I could only tell he was cumming because of how he acted, not by anything I could feel inside.
>>34763867Wmbf, wmaf, wmxf
>>34763870If she can't even imagine that maybe you'd like to spend time with her and not her boyfriend, it's a lost cause.
>>34763870>>have female friend>>we're both in relationshipsWhy the fuck would you do that? Stay in the acquaintancezone instead.
>>34763874And yet, not enough women are out there seducing and killing them. Really makes you wonder.
>>34763870Nah just tell her to get rid of the bitch or deal with becoming socially isolated. This guy is making his own misery everyone elses problem.
>>34763870No. She choose an emotionally immature and untrustworthy moid. She can have a better boyfriend.
>>34763874Then why steal trash genes of all things and make sure your kid has them?
>>34763859>it can get better, and so can you. Good luck.ty! and well done for getting over your fear as much as you did, its very impressive
>>34763879NTA but I've usually been the male backup hoe that women choose to cheat with when they're fed up with their boyfriends or the guy they seek out as a pro bono hooker when they're taking a relationship break. It's a fun niche to fill, but sometimes a little emotionally empty. I've also been threatened with a violent death by exes and boyfriends before, so make of that what you will.
>>34763874>Men are easy>you just have to be nice to them>Note: Many women fail this easy task
>>34763887Are you tall and/or muscular? Are the women hot?
>>34763867gif sucks these days. I browse /s/ if I'm horny.
>>34763892>these days/gif/ has been a full on race war (with a large side of tranny spam) for years
>>34763882If only it was legal. I don't want to deal with the aftermath. Oh boo, woe is me, society time out time!
>>34763887How do you look?
>>34763870MYou both were wrong, but at least you stopped trying to be close and intimate with her, she's a bigger red flag here
>>34763867>Which /gif/ thread are you following?White weewees bullied by poopoo peepees
>>34763879we went to college together and have a lot of the same interests. She was really fun to hang out with when she was single
>>34763894If men are that easy, it wouldn't be too difficult to make them handle the aftermath before you finish them off.
>>34763896Could easily be mistaken for homeless or a mentally ill ex-convict.
>>34763885I think you fail to understand genetics. Invitro, the mother makes the rest work.>>34763888>you just have to be nice to themLmao, no you don't.
>>34763874You're right BlueValkyrie, every man in the world is only thinking about sex. Your mail man when he delivers your postage boxes is secretely thinking about fucking your mail box, that cashier from Wendy's you see everyday is secretly asking for sex every time he says "will that finish your order?" but of course the most definite sign is your doctor who is secretly trying to put you in a sex slave dungeon when he asks you if you had any signs of diabetes.BLUE WE'RE JUST HUMAN BEINGS.
>>34763903No.
>>34763902A short man will have a short son
>>34763900It's not difficult. Just boring scut work.
>>34763906Nah my dad is nearly a head smaller than me
>>34763901How do you get girls to cheat?
>>34763870I don't think so but I might explain it to her so you're not leaving her in the dark, especially if she's an old friend. One of my close friends is a woman and we are both married but her husband and I get along too so I can't say I've dealt with that. When she started dating the guy he asked if there was anything between me n my friend, she said no and shits been fine since
>>34763906Not if my genes work over his.
Going to a cuddle buddy hookup with a genuine 6'6" chad model, wish me luck.
>>34763899But you did choose another woman over her? Then I'm glad you stopped that ntrbaiting cuckshit game of chicken, for both your and her partner.
Music is over. In 2026 all the songs and genres have already been made or are going to be made and milked dry shortly because music production is the most accessible it's ever been, the amount of music and artists has exploded exponentially and there is only so much pie to go around, it'll just be mountains of derivate slop, it already is.
>>34763911You're only 5'8
He loved Big Brother.
>>34763913>cuddle buddy hookupDoes that mean he's both a cuddle buddy and a hookup?
Why couldn't I have been a flirt? Interacting with women seems wrong at any level
He thinks I'm so stupid
>>34763913Luck for what? You're not planning on doing anything lewd with him, are you.
>>34763912I knew a chick who went bonkers for happy trails
>>34763916My dad was 6'2 and my mom's dad was 6'3. One of my female cousins is 5'11.I drank coffee everyday in middle school because I was scared of getting too tall.
this is bullshit, kittenposter posted her tits and didn't got banned but I got banned for posting my leg >:(
>>34763907You can make it a game of sorts. "Why don't we take a walk through the forest at night se we can have some fun? Dear, could you carry my shovel and bleach in your car? Oh, the floor is too cold, why don't you help me dig a nice, cozy spot for us? Around your height and width should be good enough"If he starts complaining, show some booba or pussy. Quick and easy.
>>34763754M, my life falling apart I guess? Like a fear of fucking up my career or my relationships. It's not a frequent thought but I feel like that's the closest thing. Lately I've been feeling anxiety about having to essentially put my father into comfort care, maybe I've been afraid of the impending date? Otherwise no real tangible things serve as a significant phobia for me, I can get spooked by heights and bugs gross me out but not to the level of fears
>>34763920Nah I just wanted someone to chat and cuddle with. Like a hookup but for cuddles.>>34763924Im going to roofie him and stick a finger in it.
>>34763206>let coworker orbit me for months>he gets really fucking hot>friends see things heating up between us, so they indirectly tell him i have a boyfriend>he full on avoids and ignores me and my friends, 4 months and counting>literally tried talking to him yesterday and he didn't even look upwhy is he acting like such a bitch?
>>34763922Does it turn you on slightly?
>>34763902Nah, it's 50/50
>>34763917didn't love you
>>34763929No.
>>34763925A lot of women love it for some reason, I don’t get it but I’m turned on by weirder things so I can’t judge
>>34763933How can you get that close to a stud and not want to fuck him?
>>34763937Is this the not a jew girl?
>>34763911You won't be able to cover all of them and get a clone of yourself
>>34763409My theory is because we are all accustomed to being silent while we masturbated growing up in our family homes. I make an effort to try to be more vocal in bed, let out more grunts and moans, some dirty talk type shit
One time I stuck a finger in my boyfriend's butthole while we were 69ing and there was a turd but I kept going :(
>>34763934Good bait for once
>>34763934Probably because he felt deceived and like he wasted time. Did you tell him you have a boyfriend in all that time?
>>34763936Not if you date someone with different dominant genetics, which I will never do due to not having any attraction for those phenotypes.
>>34763934Because you're a bitch for leading him on. I might not stop a woman at work from flirting with me occasionally but I've made it known to all that I'm in a relationship. And I thought I was bad for not immediately telling her to stop complimenting me or occasionally touching me
>>34763947What a trooper, women really do lose all higher brain function when they’re horny
>>34763934Why'd you let your friends sabotage you?
>>34763945It won't be a perfect clone, obviously. But strong.
>>34763941>I’m turned on by weirder things so I can’t judgecan i be nosy and ask what?
The Hammer yearns.
>>34763947new horror unlocked :(
>>34763947That's rape if he didn't consent first
>>34763933I looked the cuddle buiddy thing up, and while I could use a good cuddle its just too weird. If shes the kind of girl I'd want to touch and cuddle with, then 100% I'm either getting a boner and get blueballed hard or feel like a predator by going in with covert sexual intent.
>>34763914She's just not gf material desu. I really like her as a friend though
>>34763913How'd you find him?
>>34763956Nape of neckArmpitPretty much any time a woman raises her arms above her headThere’s more but that’s what I consider comparable to the happy trail enjoyers
>>34763898>>Which /gif/ thread are you following?>White weewees bullied by poopoo peepeesThink I saw ENTJ in that thread
>>34763949i mean no but he should've known. he was a weirdo everyone hated for a long time before he changed.>>34763952how was i supposed to know he took it that seriously?>>34763954i thought he'd see it wasn't anything serious and he'd back off. but now he won't even fucking look at me. like grow the fuck up.
>>34763931No. Then I have to plant rare shit ontop so it becomes illegal to disturb ground. And then I have to find new places to kill people because several freshly planted rare specimen will be suspicious and they'll use xrays or something to look in the ground. This is how I know men are the stupidest serial killers because they get caught the most for lacking big picture thinking.
>>34763955Even in that case you filled your kid with unnecessary trash and deliberately made her a weaker version of you instead of trying to make a better version
>>34763922Lady you couldn't handle actually being treated like a retard. Your prick on a finger is my break in the arm.
>>34763935No, it gives me the impression that he thinks he's above me and that I shouldn't even think of dating him
>>34763974Anything from me will be strong. Male contribution is so negligible.
>>34763976Example?
>>34763964Idk hinge ig!>>34763943Maybe with time, but i prefer to be dating before fucking.
Some people just aren’t meant to find love, I think. I’m one of those people. It must be true. The problem is how badly I want it and how much I keep trying when it would be better to let go.
>>34763973It was just a suggestion, you can just make it look like a suicide.>This is how I know men are the stupidest serial killers because they get caught the most for lacking big picture thinking.This is why you should kill us all desu
>>34763979uh, pretty sure male establishes half of the genes
>>34763979So what do you plan on doing substantially besides throwing me in this bin of white trash men?
>>34763968thats interesting, lots of men seem to be into armpits these days. whats the appeal?
>>34763972>he was a weirdo everyone hated>how was i supposed to know he took it that seriously?Really
state gender does it give you the ick if a person of the opposite gender has a small mouth?
she is going to break up with her bf one day
>>34763991NTADunno, seems intimate and snuggly. As well as her scent, of course.
>>34763979I know you're an immovable fatso on our scale, but I don't think you're that strong on a genetic level, especially if your genes make you fat
>>34763991I’m big into scent. You can extrapolate from there.
>>34763988It's an aproximation and not exact.
>>34763995No.
>>34763995MSmall mouths feel better to face fuck
>>34763995MIt’s cute. It doesn’t give me the ick but it makes me worry for her if she gives me a bj. I’d get her a knife and fork if we order big burgers
>>34763995MNo, kinda cute. I'd be brushing my thumb against her mouth all the time.
>>34764002even if it's 49%, it's still a large chunk
noticing patterns when it comes to certain content not being properly tagged on boorus, likely to evade filters
>>34763995MI don't know. I have big lips and I hate it
Foids hate pure male friendship, gayness was invented in order to make men slaves to pussy and emotionally stuntedhttps://youtu.be/Wde08ujtR4g
>>34764011Everyone must worship bbc
>>34764014correct, they're the biggest perps. but furry content is up there too
>>34763995F. this has never crossed my mind. ive literally never thought that someone has a small mouth. so no, i dont think its an ick
>>34763995F. Idk if i find a small mouth particularly attractive on a man desu - probably not. Cute on girls though!
>>34764013No, not foids. Foids are good people. It's this majority of the internet and hipsters that have polluted society that has gotten to be an issue. People live in caution of each other. Only the overly cautious are the most popular. People only follow the overly cautious because of impressions. You meet them in real life, they are far different from what they appear on the internet.
Is a fan convention (eg: comic con, etc) a good or bad place for a first date?
>>34763979Yeah no
>>34764021>Cute on girls though!Lips too, or just mouth?
>>34764024Janny has the opportunity to do one of the funniest things right now
>>34763990?
>>34764029Is it possible to learn this power?
>>34764023bad imo, loud and crowded and not enough personal space for intimate conversations or talks that should happen on a first date (e.g. what are you looking for out of this?)
>>34764033>conversations or talks that should happen on a first date (e.g. what are you looking for out of this?)This should be known waaaayyy before the first date
>>34764030You let the guy like that do you?
>>34764033>talks that should happen on a first date (e.g. what are you looking for out of this?)Do people really do this oputside of online dating? I've always been super weirded out by the idea that you can somehow predetermine where things go before you even properly know the other person. Don't know why, but I've never had that questio posed to me, and I sure as fuck didn't bring it up because the only possible responses are either needy simping or noncommittal bullshit.
i love alysa liu so much ive even gooned to her. imagine her sucking your cock and she scrapes it a little with her braces and you nut all over her omg bro.
>>34764032I had to do a hard refresh just to make sure, janny really is a man (or woman) of the people
>>34764013But men invented being gay.
>>34764037I can't coom to her, she's too pure.
>>34764037shut the fuck up
>>34764035Hello esl
>>34764037lol what a cuck
>>34764034>>34764036i have never used dating apps and i always ask that on the first date. you don't need to know everything about someone's future plans to ask them on a date, and in fact i'd say wanting to know every intimate detail about someone before you even consider asking them out is neurotic and you're going to miss a lot of chances because of it. but you should absolutely know that by the end of the first date one way or another.
>>34764023Terrible idea unless you were both planning to go already.
>>34764037Cailey Katts is a pornstar who looks just like her, go and goon to her instead.
>>34764051He knows the pornstar's name, go goon with him. You can be friends and talk about jerking off to her together.
>>34764052No thanks, not my scene.
multiplayer gooning app
>>34764051>Cailey KattsDAMN tgirls look like this?!
>>34764047Okay, you lost me there. I mean that I have zero ways of determining whether we end up never talking again, having a short fling, a relationship or chill in the old folks home together. It all depends on how well we vibe and where things take us , nothing either of us can predetermine right off the bat. And yes, actually getting to know a person doesn't mean asking them an autistic fact sheet but spending time. Actual time, not a few meetings.
>>34764051>memorized a tranny pornstar' s name
I got a random discord friend request from someone I don't know and who doesn't share any server with me. Which one of you was it?
>>34764056Imagine a goon app with mic and soundboard options. XD
>>34764060me :) I am in your window
>>34764060Sorry, i just wanted to swap porn recommendations
>>34764058>>34764047And well, my repsonse would be accordingly >lets just see where things take us ;)Which is kinda true but also the kind of smarmy dodgy sounding bullshit I don't like to say.
women, is it an ick if I stream games instead of buying a gaming pc?
>>34764023It can be and could be an interesting idea. It might be better served as a second or third date idea tho
>>34764062Nah, unfortunately nobody fits there.>>34764063Understandable.
>>34764060My b. I was looking for your mom after she didn't come back to my bed last night.
>>34764072Literal higschooler humor. Next you'll say she was with Diddy or Epstein or something?
>>34763409Real gs move in silence like lasagna
>>34764032It’s a cleric skill you learn at level 10
>>34764073He 360 n0 sc0p3d h3r
Can someone who's 5'4, 110 lbs, and has bones smaller than a woman ever truly be a real man?
>>34763273Classic Mary Jane
>>34763936Disgusting
>>34764082it's hot how confident she is
>>34763273I know Jack shit about their differences but he deserves Gwen Stacy because holy shit was her death brutal. The writers did not need to do both of them dirty like that
Why are femanons into yaoi and yuri so much?
>>34764085isn't spiderman basically used as this dogshit emotional punching bag by like every single writer
>>34764081yeah
I think I would look good if I wore lipstick, my lips are very well defined
is it okay as a guy if i paint my nails? i'm scared that my coworkers might think im gay
>>34764091How
>>34764081Simo Haya
>>34764094It is most certainly gay to paint your nails.Its even gayer if you paint your nails and aren't confident in it
>>34764086Women like lgbtqia2spp+
>>34764094Who cares what others think? If you wanna paint your nails, paint your nails.
Do women know how attractive is to see a bit of bush at the edge of her panties?
>>34763282Classic Black Cat is a cautinary tale
>>34764094I'd probably assume you're gay or bi, not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>34764086Nigga the majority of people into yuri are guys.
>>34764098FUCK>>34764100but i work with a lot of women and what if they gossip about me being gay or something >>34764103maybe i should just do it on the weekends and remove it when i have to go back to work AHA
>>34764105>Nigga the majority of people into yuri are guys.Lesbian porn is not the sameAnd even then the most watched porn category is lesbian or solo female
>>34764095you just do it
>>34764090Yeah, it’s one of his core traits. Pretty sure he’s the reason for the term “canon event”Still, I think Gwen and Peter deserve a happy ending after that happened
>>34764092Your coworkers will think you're gay
>>34764102Her reaction to ultimate (shota) Peter is funny
>>34763928You gotta link it not post a pic if you're trying to attentionwhore.
>>34764102Her newer versions have a similar reaction, I guess
>>34764101No
>>34764108>but i work with a lot of women and what if they gossip about me being gay or somethingWho cares? If you allow judgmental people to control your actions, then you'll never do anything in life.>>34764110I've been a weeb since 2007. Most people into yuri are guys and to claim otherwise is bullshit.
>>34764108>I work with a lot of womenFuck 'em, who cares, brother.Live your life and let everyone else be jealous little haters
>>34764117There are too many pedo female teachers for me to believe she would turned off by a 15 year old
>>34764114qrd?
>>34763995FI've never thought about it but now that you call attention to it I do think I gravitate towards big mouthed people. My mother has a tiny mouth. She could never fit a golf ball in there. I don't think I get the ick but I definitely don't prefer tiny mouths.
>>34764119>Who cares?NTA. You know there's a very specific reason why men don't want women to think they're gay, right?
>>34764112i read a comic where spiderman helps tutor this teenager and bonds with the teen and his mother, but the teen is murdered and spiderman hunts down the murders, beats the piss out of them and then ugly cries in his room afterwards. the entire comic is set up as various interviews with ppl who like/dislike him, and the final interview is with him as peter parker saying that spiderman isn't perfect but will keep trying to help people. there was also another one about a homeless girl dying who dreams about spiderman saving her. poor guy is destined for tragedy
>>34764117Some versions got better, though
>>34764127Why would a man want to date a woman who looks down on him for painting his nails?
>>34764094It's a little bisexual but in a hot secure in your masculinity kind of way. Go for it.
>>34764113I'm not that anon
>>34764129That homeless girl comic is just fucked up. Like what the hell, we’re being shown the dying dreams of some female bum with a crush on Spider-Man. It felt real weird
>>34764127NTA but let's not pretend that's the reason the og poster is afraid. Its clear the zest is already there
>>34764125It's here >>34764117
>>34764116that's what I did and I still got banned and she actually posted her tits
>>34764138The paneling is a work of art. Vomit on dick and tits in the foreground as she runs away
>>34764139I think you must be extremely unlucky and she's probably mobile posting I think she did get banned
>>34764132Suspecting someone is gay isn't looking down on them in 2026
>>34764142Dunno about that, hating everything liberals like to spite their parents seems to be popular among zoomers, including gays.
>>34764101NagLooks gross and unkempt
>>34764101Pretty sure this is a niche fetish
>>34763929I did it once on /pol/ I think.Miggt have been a larp, but if it was it was realky elaborate.
>>34764134People will still think you're gau
>>34764149As M or F?
>>34764150I wasn't asking though I just said I would probably look good also people already think that (I'm not though)
Lovely weather wish I could enjoy the view with her
State genderHave you ever indulged in your fetish in public, discreetly or openly?
>>34764154What's the point of a straight guy wearing lipstick though?
>>34764156FTechnically yeah if having sex in the woods counts
>>34764139She got banned and she reset her IP to evade the ban. It's not rocket science.
>>34764129Jfc thats Oscar Gold level stuff there
>>34764156MDoes this thread count? If not, no.
>>34764156myes, outdoor self bondage in latex, but at night and in a discreet spot
>>34764161Not true. Only the pictures were removed, not her comments under the same trip
>>34764156FMe and my BF share some fetishes that we've indulged in the bedroom before if that counts.
>>34764155Did you turn the temperature down to 50 degrees? Thanks.
Why can't men be honest with women?
Lock me away, Anons. The horny thoughts are coming back.
>>34764172Can you stop posting capeslop please
>>34764156Not really, I get turned on when women are rude to me in public, but I don't encourage it.
>>34764167Posts got deleted too. She's banned and evading.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/deleted/deleted/type/posts/filter/text/
>>34764172>>34764102>>34764117
I need flat women in my bewd
>>34764173Ovulating?
>>34764180Probably not for another week.
>>34764159idk just to see how it looks, now that I think about it why do women wear lipstick?
>>34764156If a woman is wearing open toed shoes I’ll take a peek
>>34764172Because if he says yes then the tension disappearsI hate comic romances because they have no incentive to ever endAnd characters tend to rack up massive body countsDoesn't daredevil have like six canonical baby mamas?
>>34764170It's actually quite hot and humid but the rain looks nice
>>34764169Like what?
>>34764179talking to one right now :3
>>34764156F. I sometimes schlick at work when I know I have the whole hall to myself.
>>34764183Apparently because they're lips naturally darken when they're ovulating
>>34764185NTABut it's always funny to me how in any long running series, characters who aren't sluts will still rack up massive body counts from just having normal relationships due to the way floating timelines work.>>34764187Watching each other pee, light bondage, body writing are the first few kinks to come to mind.
>>34764173What triggered them? What are you doing to suppress them?
>>34764160Hot. I always wanted to plap my ex against a tree, but sadly it's mostly desert here.
>>34764191ntaVery interesting. I’ll have to look for this over the following months
Men, how did you get the squirrels to eat rats?
>>34764186Sounds like a comfy day. For whatever reason the weather has reversed to spring for tonight.
>>34764152as M
>>34764182What's the culprit then?
>>34764191I see! time to stare at women's lips
>>34764200Glad you didn't actually go through with it lol
Do couples embrace like this before they start doing it?
>>34764173The horny thoughts in question:>I wish he could squeeze me real hard when he hugs me.>Wouldn't it be nice if he picked me up and carried me over a puddle?>I want to eat some pickles but I don't want to struggle opening a fresh jar. If only...
>>34764193Those sound difficult to get away with in public. Any close calls?
>>34764208Tomboy Lois makes me feel some type of way.
How do I stop my hair from falling into my face all the fucking time
>>34764211jesuschrist
>>34764209Everyone knows women are better with jars
>>34764210Oh I misread the question. Never done any shit in public. Sorry.
>>34764213Cut it.
>>34764207No, I mean that I talked some Anon out of it. I left my suicidal phase long ago.
>>34763960Meh! If he wants to fuck then we can fuck. I dont even care about tall guys but if it makes my manlet ex tweak out then Id say its worth it.
>>34764208>height differenceGod i hate foidslop
>>34764217Kek, watching each other piss would be pretty tough in public
>>34764219I like it long though
oh no...I'm getting horny for fat women again.... why does this happen sometimes?
>>34764209Its about feeling how strong he is isnt it
>>34764226Male luteal phase.
>>34764222Us talloids love spinners, anon.
>>34764228no this isn't right! I like flatties!!!
>>34764229what is a spinner
>>34764229I'm a talloid tooFuck thatI want a 5'11 girl so we can have some offensive linemen for children
>>34764233A woman small enough that you could spin her on your dick
Could you rizz up the Spanish princess?
>>34764222Manlet rage is so funny
>>34764238I couldn't rizz up any of the qts working at Chick-fil-A
>>34764239They never learn, do they?
>>34764239All I do on my weekends is cuddle with my tall boyfriend and bait manlets.
>>34764239Nta but Im 6'0 and I need to go for an absolute womanlet to get that difference.Im not fathering manlets so no chance in hell
>>34764191Wait is that true? I only ever wear nude lipstick that is ever so slightly darker and pinker than my actual lips have I unintentionally been signalling that I'm ovulating to people I hate that. >>34764195>against a treeI hope you mean in standing doggy, it sucks for her any other way lol.>>34764222I mean...he is literally Superman
>>34764247Hot
>>34764238no facelets, sorry
will i ever find love and happiness?
>>34764222I wasn't aware that Superman's target audience was women.
i want to hang out with a woman and then we inevitably part ways and never meet ever again
>>34764247I'm doing the same thing! 6'1" and 6'6" <3
>>34764252>Wait is that true? I only ever wear nude lipstick that is ever so slightly darker and pinker than my actual lips have I unintentionally been signalling that I'm ovulating to people I hate that.How many people actually know that though?
>>34764257What's your blood type?
>>34764261O_o
>>34764259It might be one of those things people pick up on subconsciously but never think about.
Women does the sound of a baby crying trigger primal instincts in you
>>34764258>>34764247Based, I was fucking a manlets gf for a while, good times
>>34764257you don't want that, it hurts
>>34764258He's your bf already?
>>34764259I think the rule of thumb is that the most natural shade should be the darkest shade of your nipple
>>34764266How tall are you?
>>34764262Go donate blood.
i just realized that all of my suffering comes from my fear of being alone
>>347642706'5
>>34764261The liquid kind
>>34764256In the title>My Adventures With Superman
>>34764268Close enough! Im going to babytrap some NBA babies tonight!!!
>>34764264Idk about primal instincts but I listen every time I hear a kid scream to see if it's a good scream or a bad scream and lock on to unaccompanied toddlers in public.
>>34764267maybe i want to hurt. maybe i want companionship.
Femanons how would you feel if your bf called you retarded
>>34764274Thats kinda hot... ASL?
>>34764277Lol, you told me like 2 hours ago you weren't going to bang.
>>34764280Question mark
>>34764256It's a story about the most awesome guy in the world who has oneitis for a bitchy career woman.
>>34764279>>34764257Maybe find a woman best friend that you can be long distance companions.
>>34764281Moid hands
>>34764280What did I doIs he being mean or is it just observational comedy?
>>34764281Late 20s, M, U.S
>>34764282Excuse me ! Im baiting manlets with my BOYFRIEND rn do you mind?
omg, alt + A toggles night mode on google sheets D:
>>34764276Doing research on this show tells me that two of the three showrunners were male and I'm struggling to find any woke virtue signaling that this specific Superman cartoon was for women.>>34764284But that's always been the story of Superman back to his most original iteration. I hope you're trolling.
>>34764208this archetype of the huge neck muscular tall gentle giant with a pussy face and demeanor is really cringethe fantasy for women who want a large, compliant man to lug around for status
>>34764286Because tall men definitely aren't hot
>>34764209>yes>yes>noI hate pickles but you can help with other jars. I’ll let you know the next time I have one.
>>34764289Oops, I mean... Good on you for dumping your 5'7 ex.
>>34764291Do you think Nicholas Sparks writes books for men?
I fucking hate dress shopping because I don't have perky tits. Everything cute would show my bra and everything that wouldn't is some ugly "mother of the bride" bullshit .
Every woman who fetishizes huge height differences is an autopedophile with an elektra complex
>>34764294The kimchi jar, right? Hold on, I'm on my way...
>>34764299>Everything cute would show my braWho cares? You probably still look hot
>>34764300every women likes tall guys what are you talking about
>>34764298>A Superman cartoon is just like romance novels because Superman is tallYour logic is retarded anon.
>>34764300That's why I fetishize >him and hate giants. I do not have an electra complex.
>>34764303It's manlet cope
>>34764299>Everything cute would show my bra and everything that wouldn't is some ugly "mother of the bride" bullshit .What do you mean
>>34764302>who caresMy sister isn't paying for a wedding photographer to see my granny bra in every picture I'm in
>>34764299Go braless
>>34764296He dumped me... For being depressed...>>34764300Lowkey I kinda agree with this. It weirds me out a little that some women get off to being poor little tiny delicate damsels in distress with their beastly massive boyfriends. Couldnt be me. I want to be a power couple.t. 6'1"
>>34764300>>34764306They're like Chihuahuas
>>34764301*drooools
>>34764313>I want to be a power couple.>t. 6'1"Man of taste.
>>34764308I have to wear full coverage bras and so many of these dresses are meant to be worn with no bra or only cover enough to wear a balconette. When a dress is designed for my boob shape they assume it's for a woman who's 50+ so they always do something stupid to cover the upper arms because 50 year old women are self conscious about their batwings.
>>34764317>Man
>>34764311Not an option. My boobs hang way too low for that to work either.
My stomach doesn’t hurt anymore but I still have the endoscopy scheduled, should I still go?
the weekend is over.
>>34764317>ManYknow what?Sure! Ill take it!
>>34764322Yeah can't hurt
>>34764322yeah
she tells me i know your name and if it’s all the same i’d like to spend some time
>>34764304Yes ffs it's clearly a girl coded show>My Adventures with supermanIt's centered around Lois Lane and her romance with SupermanHow dense are you?
>>34764320>>34764325Sorry I wasn't paying attention, being a woman with that opinion is even more based though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2rsf8SiMJY
>>34764324Is that hunter schafer?
>>34764309>>34764299>granny braAren't there some nice ones? My ex wore Freya bras (34G), and I thought they looked nice.
>>34764313I thought we were baiting?
>>34764329Sure thing buddy, every single piece of fiction featuring a tall man is targeted towards women and the world is against all men under six feet tall.
genderi am a fish. glub glub glub
>>34764222Good thing it has a moidslop to counter its foidslop
>>34764332that is my queen Anya watch your mouth heathen
>>34764336Who do you think the "My" in "My Adventures with Superman" refers to?
>>34764337MI want to dive with sharks and boop their nose so bad
>>34764332idris elba, actually
>>34764329Would Lois really be a cute tomboy if it was made for women? That's a huge moid fantasy.
fatnasizing about a type of woman that doesn't existwhy are strong and rational women only in fiction
How do you feel about if someone calls you "a credit to your race"?
>>34764333Doesn't matter it's still trashy to show bra at a wedding. We're not just talking the straps here the top corners of the cups would show in most of these dresses.
>>34764340you are getting baited for 20 messages at least and haven't realized
>>34764338Hey, it's BV!
>>34764340You're right, every single piece of pop culture featuring a tall man with the word "My" in the title is obviously targeted towards women even if it's based off of an IP that's always been targeted towards males. You're very intelligent anon.>>34764347I wasn't aware that calling out someone out for being retarded was baiting someone.
>>34764345I'd imagine I'm being given the iron cross from the moustache man telling me I've brought my specific foreign legion to glory on the eastern front
>>34764330Well to be clear I dont think that power is equivalent to height, I dont really care that much, but I know how the world perceives me and I think ultimately it would be cool to break a chad's heart irreparably. I want to be the reason that someone powerful and strong loses their confidence. Ive done it before. Its addicting.>>34764335I get tiiiiiireeeed of baiting...
>>34764342Lol, she looked pissed at that manlet
If you met Krypto the Super Dog, how would your interactions with him go?
>>34764318Get it altered
>>34764351>I wasn't awarethat is clear
Aquaman had a majority female audience because of the tall muscular lead and the romance between the male and female lead
>>34764339Hunter Schafer's hotter.
>>34764355>If you met Krypto the Super Dog, how would your interactions with him go?Never ask a white woman this
>>34764357I'm pretty sure baiting is something you do on purpose anon. If I wasn't intending to bait, how the fuck am I baiting?
>>34764353>and I think ultimately it would be cool to break a chad's heart irreparably. I want to be the reason that someone powerful and strong loses their confidence. Ive done it before. Its addicting.What has this got to do with the previous statement? Kinda nasty to be honest.
I hate men under six feet tall. I hate their short boy napoleon complex
>>34764352>from the moustache manAh, you must mean Kaiser Wilhelm II
>>34764356Not how that works. They can't add little triangles to the top of the bust without it looking stupid I'd have to have someone make it custom to start if I'm going that route and I'm not spending that much money on it. I'm just going to be irrationally angry about it until the last second and then pick something I hate like I usually have to.
>>34764348Not fat enough
>>34764353>Well to be clear I dont think that power is equivalent to height, I dont really care that much, but I know how the world perceives me and I think ultimately it would be cool to break a chad's heart irreparably. I want to be the reason that someone powerful and strong loses their confidence. Ive done it before. Its addicting.Story?
>>34764362I want to backstab powerful men. Thats my ideal powercouple! :)
>>34764364Nah that dude's fans are just corny
>>34764341based.
>>34764359idk about that. Have you seen Anya in The Gorge?
>>34764361
>>34764326>>34764327Why?
>>34764368That's not power couple at all. That kind of sadism stems from weakness and a fear of being hurt yourself.>Disappointed by the fairer sex yet again.
>>34764371I wanna see Anya's gorge.
>>34764372How is calling someone for being a retard baiting, and how am I retarded for questioning that?
>>34764374Just because it doesn't hurt right now doesn't mean it won't the next time you eat something that exacerbates the issue that you have not identified and are not sure whether it's still there or not.
>>34764353But you'll just create more men who'll treat the other women like trash, you'll just justify their misogyny
>>34764370booop
>>34764375>Disappointed by falling for obvious bait againMen, everybody!
>>34764365It could work, or how about pulling up and shortening the straps to bring the whole of the bustline up and lowering the arm holes or some shit, idk I'm not a seamster it's literally their job to figure this shit out
>>34764379Individual acts do not justify systemic oppression.
Girls, would you move away if a lot of black people started moving into your neighborhood?
>>34764380>ywn feed a whale shark shrimp so it visits regularly >ywn boop a whale sharkITS SO OVER
>>34764377The meme presents a dichotomy and I think I know which side you lean on my challenged friend
>>34764381You're the one playing the fool, aren't you?
>>34764375>I love tall dommy girlboss bitches! >NOOO not like that!
boxing has literally saved my sanity for all of my anger of being an incel
>>34764382If you pull it up you also pull up the waist. Which is already too high on me in most dresses. I know how to sew I'm not trying to be a dick you're suggesting stuff that just isn't gonna work. If it was that easy don't you think I would have already thought of that?
>>34764337Sharkboyfriend!
>>34764390Hehe :3
>>34764392did you get punched in the face yet?
>>34764383>females>individualslmao
>>34764387Okay, I think I get it. You're baiting me by accusing me of baiting for no reason and then throwing shitty reaction images my way when I dare question your accusations.
>>34764394:(
>>34764355I'd probably sneeze.
Whatever happened to that 6'3" femanon who was really into manlets?
>>34764393I don't know man! I didn't know you knew how to sew! How about I just go with you and stand there cupping your boobs at the wedding that'll be your dress.
>>34764391someone actually thinks this post makes sense btw
>>34764396got knocked out once
>>34764401You chased her away too by calling her a troon.
>>34764398This is pretty comedic how you miss the point so hard ngl
>>34764381Pretending to be a retard online is the same as actually being a retard, btw
>>34764384No. But I'm black so your racist question wasn't targeted at me anyways.
>>34764402If you have anything useful to say you don't have to say anything you know
>>34764409Let :clap: women :clap: enjoy :clap: things :clap:
>>34764399I would feed >him meat bits.
>>34764407>YouEvery anon is Julian?
>>34764411Can you be my chocolate kween
>>34764418I already have a white guy to worship me, sorry.
>>34764416Yes. Every anon is julian until you explain that it is just julian or until julian catches a nuclear strike from iran.
>>34764411I don't know, I think a lot of black people would prefer to be away from other black people.
>>34764413Maybe if this were real life but I have no obligation nor incentive to hold my tongue here
>>34764383You wouldn't be a misandrist if you believed it
I am going to touch you *stares*
>>34764414corny
>>34764419Don't think Brazilians count in this context
>>34764421Doesn't mean I'd move away.
>>34764384Idk where they're all coming from it's like 90% white here but that would be infinitely preferable to my neighbors trying to create an HOA. I'd stay.
>>34764415shark...
>>34764426So I'm only black when it's convenient for you guys to make fun of me for it, huh? Fuck you all.
>>34764430NTAYou're on 4chan, racism is the norm here, and instead of seething about it, you should learn to troll racists instead.
>>34764416Who the fuck is Julian? Gary's imaginary friend?
>>34764428You want the bbc don't you
Do anons remember me too?
>>34764430Yes?
>>34764434They're not any better than any other color of dick
>>34764432I'd rather just be honestly pissy when I see it, knowing it'll never change anything. At least that way I can say I never let it slide without making my dissatisfaction known.
>>34764429Wow haha imagine her ripping you to shreds while staring at you with her beady soulless eyes lmao
>>34764436OFC anon we remember you, you did that one thing one that one thread. Good times
>>34764429Imagine if it took a shit when the guy was right under the cloaca
>>34764429Boyfriend!
>>34764437Bite me.
>>34764430I mean, there's two types of black people and you aren't the type of that causes people to move out of neighborhoods
i need to go on a date at an aquarium... and sit there in silence looking at the fish
>>34764439This anon fighting the good fight
>>34764443White woman moment
>>34764447Go touch the rays. It's fuckin magical and they LIKE it.
>>34764436I do
>>34764449Sharks ar mostly harmless and the fear of them is purely cultural. Some sharks, like lemon sharks, are super friendly even!
>>34764445I'm still mad just by virtue that you put that opinion to text and shared it.
>>34764447>>34764450Go punch the rays. It's fucking payback and they deserve it.THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, STEVE
>>34764454Steve would not condone this messageShame on you
Ultimately, as this banner says
>>34764454Steve wouldnt have wanted this.
>>34764454Steve deserved it.
>>34764447I've been to the Georgia aquarium and it's really amazing. And also SeaWorld Orlando.
>>34764452Sharks killed my grandpa
>>34764438you literally have melanin receptors in your vagina with the sole purpose of detecting a king's dick
>>34764461liar
>>34764462Starting to sound like you're the one with the bbc fetish here lol
>>34764447Yeah. Sounds good.
>>34764462lmao??
imagine being allá cozy with your beautiful girlfriend while watching a movie and you hold her with love and tenderness and you start cuddling with her and you feel like everything will be ok
>>34764450so pretty>>34764460those will be my plans for future vacations.
I finished 10th in an online Pokemon tournament of over 3000 competitors. Is that impressive, women?
>>34764452So are dogs, not the point here
>>34764463It's the truth. After that my dad told me son, never take no sketchy ass mafia loan
sigh
>>34764466Ideal gf silhouette
>>34764482SeaWorld is great because there's fish and roller coasters
>>34764487Bro, are you still in high school?
>>34764484>anon wants to instigate knotposting
It's insane to me how women literally are just walking fleshlights. Like their entire purpose is to milk cum from cocks, everything they do is for that goal, they have a special organ crafted by millions of years of evolution just for that.
>>34764481Then you feel a wet spot, and notice Chad's semen pooling in her panties
>>34764453What, that you weren't black? That wasn't the opinion I have
>>34764494True, at least we also piss through our cocks
>>34764489Mmm I love whale abuse, it's the best!
>>34764494I hope you get raped by a man one day.
>>34764494Men are the walking meatsticks built to deliver sperm and die making us happy. Don't get it twisted.
>>34764495Surprise, your name is now Chad.
>>34764498BV probably fucked it
>>34764499(Not true by the way)
>>34764494>>34764501
>>34764496I'm mad that you think negatively of any black people, even if you think I'm "one of the good ones". I heard that a bunch of times from old white people in patient care fields.
will I be better at oral if I know the anatomy of a vagian?
>>34764489>splashed by killer fishUhhh yeahh
listening to sad music again, hopefully there's a tomorrow :)
>>34764501So that even if we die, we can make a woman suffer by infesting her belly with our parasites?
>>34764508Not even my (or some other white guy's) ideahttps://youtu.be/f3PJF0YE-x4
>>34764509No. You will be better if you are capable of communicating comfortably during sex.
>>34764505Easy for you to say, you've never been a whale.
>>34764509You just need to know how to lick at the clit
I wanna put a ring on her and carry her off
>>34764523so the tongue doesn't go into the hole or it lick the clit from inside the hole?
>>34764509Yes, you need to understand where the clit is. They should've taught you this in HS sex Ed class
I miss the good old days when you could just mention that rulebreaker had sex with her dog and then she would go away
>>34764424How
>>34764514Nah, especially because you don't like it
>>34764516Not opening that. Give me the cliffsnotes.
>>34764526nta but not the clit sits on the outside of the vagina hole. You could try doing the cursive method on it. That's usually my go to when going down on a girl.
>>34764529>rulebreakerBV?
>>34764299You get sticky bras for lift without straps.
>>34764509There's only one part you need to know for oral >>34764526No it does not
>>34764532Chris Rock on there’s black people and then there’s n*****s. And the n*****s ruin everythingIt's n*****s that will get a white person to move out of their neighborhood
>>34763409If men are fucking you quietly then you didn't say you liked their voice enough for them to feel comfortable moaning in your ear.
>>34764542I've been called both. Especially here. I don't see why I should accept that distinction.
>>34764539Sticky bras are the bane of my existence unfortunately. My liquid droopy boobs do not cooperate in the slightest. I've tried a bunch of the different taping methods and it just doesn't work. They're too squishy with too much extra skin. If I want any lift the tape would show just as much if not more than the granny bra and my boobs turn into really weird ugly shapes.
Did you guys honestly gangstalk Hemingway, fbi?
Tank tops>>>>>brasThen again my boobs are small enough that tank tops work as bras for me.
>>34764546Very amateur racism to call you a nig
>>34764548Maybe one of those wire bras?
>>34764551Once again proving small tits are superior.
>>34764551tank tops on flatties make me so weak
>>34764546The distinction is about behavior. You're not out throwing shit at fast food workers and ripping people's weaves out.
Uncs...
>>34764562Soul/soulles
>>34764562Truly horrifying.
>>34764562missing my favorite one chopped
Ain't gonna worryJust live 'til you die
>>34764562do ppl say sybau like SEE BOW? or they say the whole thing out like stfui actually like ragebait more than trolling, it feels more idk cynical?>>34764567i hear chopped waaay more than cracked
>>34764554But somehow the least offensive.>>34764561But there are other races of people out there doing the same or similar shit. There's assholes of every race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4FNm9YTRYw
>>34764569Busted was way more popular
>>34764569It’s pronounced sai-bow
If I was an attractive biological woman, what would I be doing right now?
>>34764562the only thing that changes is that everything stays the same
>>34764578Getting bred by the highest value male you could find
>>34764576i don't remember ppl saying busted, but it might just be a locational thing>>34764577wow
>>34764509>will I be better at oral if I know the anatomy of a vagian?Yes saar
I'm pretty sure having my appendix removed changed the shape of my belly button but I have no idea how to verify that.
u know, roses are red and violets are blue, but noses cant be red, when i dont see what i see when i see you. exactly.i think the largest parti thini think the largest part of the nose is probably the hindbrain part of the rearest elevation level of most likely, a sind boul toulavard compassium level. in other words. you cant see shit.
>>34764508You're very articulate though.
>>34764584Outie to innie?
>>34764582I remember people saying busted but it seems like the way chopped is used is a little different.
not in other words, theres no compassium level beneath televieve emposium levels? aardvark tardum. thats a pun. moreso, theres not a lot of tenevision boulavards in here. whats the deal?anyways, howve you guys been?
>>34764591isn't chopped like washed up and ugly sort of deal?
I hope I don’t have cancer Any 30ish year olds here worried about the rampant ass cancer?
>>34764555Lmfao no that would do absolutely nothing for me I drew a picture of what they look like when I lean forward do you want to see it
>>34764589Actual racists don't care, that's what sucks.
this morning i didnt shower. i used a braided hair device to wet and mat my hair in my chosen style. to sup, I ate a cherried mac and cheese. since then ive been sitting on my porch.
>>34764587You are high
>>34764589Not particularly
>>34764595I just understand it as ugly. Busted meant ugly too but it seems like chopped is used to describe people (He's chopped) and busted was used to describe features (He has a busted face).
>>34764598Yes
>>34764590It's still an innie but it has a little bubble on the side now.
Gary could become the second Toronto mayor in history who smokes crack
>>34764609Aliens touched you
>>34764623Two twos my word crodie ur straight gerber senpai
>>34764596Deworm
>>34764607It's a little gross be forewarnedlitter.catbox.moe/rvv8vnp7ru74lfa2.png
>>34764628Yikes
>>34764628going to be honest. less than ideal.
>>34764628They look like condoms
>>34764628Lole, twinsies. It's about angles, hun. But yeah you need a pushup like a crutch.It's how we all cope.
>>34764630>>34764632Yeah exactly how the fuck am I supposed to work with that? They need to be 80% contained with a very unforgiving underbust band or they just run.
>>34764637Can you tie them together
>>34764633cmon bro...
>>34764637Have you tried boob tape?
>>34764635>pushup I wish. None of them are full coverage. I can't wear push up bras they become "push out" bras and my boobs just leak over the top edge. The only bras I can wear are full coverage with very little padding.
>>34764628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c-hUWNiG8A
>>34764641No but I can lick my own nipple and NOT in a hot way. It's probably genuinely horrifying to watch. >>34764643Yes. Disaster.
>>34764628hehe chesticles
>>34764641I like to make them clap. Knead them together, up and down.She also has saggers btw. It's common.
>>34764647Funnier than I expected actuallyMy mom uses them as punching bags when she sees an opportunity
>>34764654....
Theres this girl I was crazy for, I haven't seen her in about a year and a half, would it be weird or crazy for me to text her hello? And just see how she's doing?
>>34764644That's when you go up a cup usually. Moids love boob leakage.
this whole wizard thing is dumbthe longer i remain a virgin the more i feel like i'm mentally and emotionally decomposingwhen i turn 30 i wont get magical powers, ill just drop dead
>>34764665pretty much, yes.
>>34764665True. That is what they wished the whole time. For you to be a stunted baby the world doesn't deal with.
>>34764662Not that kind of leakage. The entire boob just like...drools out of the cup. They fold over the bra cups and my nipples kiss in the middle. A bigger cup size would make it even worse because they're not being smooshed into place.
>>34764671you should get a reduction so youll just be flat
>>34764654>My mom uses them as punching bagsthe fuck?
>>34764679I could get a bunch of skin removed and stay a d cup.But I don't have the money for that, or enough confidence that I'd get a good result to even consider it.
>>34764671Like falling through the cup? That's down a band size.Can you measure them with a fabric tape measurer?
im interested in hearing from both sides here on this one:men, what were your relationships like dating bisexual women? did you ever discuss it/show interest? my gf is bisexual and im considering bringing the subject up while also making it perfectly crystal clear if she is comfortable with discussing the subject and exploring it that i do not wish to be a passive participant in itlikewise bisexual ladies whats your experience with men if youve had partners show interest in it or whatever
I made pizza with my mommy, not like you careI was told off by the Jannies for the turkey burger post so I’ll give some advice>always save your files regularly>altered and tailored clothing is always better looking than random expensive clothing, do it yourself if you don’t want to pay a tailor>you should try drinking liquor right after getting a fasted blood draw, cheapest drunk ever>wild bunnies are free, you can just take them
>>34764689No over the top of the cup. Like a slinky on stairs. Once it gets started the whole thing just flows out. I'm confident that my size is between a 30dd and a 32d. People always think it's a size issue but the problem is that my boobs are literally a liquid. Sandwich bags half full of pudding. If enough of the surface area isn't covered they aren't staying put no matter what. You can only build a tower of pudding so far out of the bowl before it starts to collapse on itself and overflow the container.
>>34764693you have issues and you desperately need friends
>>34764693>do it yourselfIdk how
>>34764691F. What is there to discuss?You agree when a celebrity is hot and that's kind of it.
I'm going to jerk off to fat women tonight, I can't help it
>>34764693Crust looks too doughy but overall not bad looking.
Women would you live in Africa
>>34764700well you see im interested in the female perspective of what i suggested, that i want to mutually explore (not actuate/act on) the idea of sharing another woman with her and if that's relatable to you or notnow from my perspective there are all kinds of men who have differing views on the subject such as being weird and fetishizing it
>>34764691F>likewise bisexual ladies whats your experience with men if youve had partners show interest in it or whateverI'm an autistic loser who's only ever been with one man and no women, so I'm not the best person to ask this question, but I will say that men who fetishize bisexuality give me the ick.
>>34764705>mutually explore (not actuate/act on) the idea of sharing another woman with her and if that's relatable to you or notYeah I know go fuck yourself. There's your female perspective.
>>34764706what about men who demonize bisexualitypick a fukken side jeezyou cant like both boys and girls
>>34764704Depends heavily on the country and area. There's no way in hell I'd ever live in Somalia for instance. But I could possibly be convinced to live in say, Namibia.
>>34764707a bit rude
>>34764694You just gotta have a stable shelf bone in the bra. I work all day in a pushup and they stay pretty in there. Mind you it is a VS but I always feel like I'm gonna break the shoulder straps. I got another bra with a wider fastner and underbust but my ribcage immediately under is so flared that it keeps flipping up. But even the shoulder straps keep falling off after I've fuggin tightened them to the max.
i'm a wizard, harry
>>34764708Why would I date anyone who demonizes bisexuality or pay them any mind? They're not worth my time.
>>34764710That's about as well as bringing up a "hypothetical" threesome with your girlfriend is going to go. You need to be prepared. She's bisexual not poly.
>>34764704Come get drunk in beautiful AfricaDo not be gay here.
>>34764704I'd bless the rains down in africa.
>>34764715your "sexuality" is a performative internet meme that isnt real
>>34764719I find both men and women sexually attractive. I fail to see how you think I'm being "performative" by me saying that.
>>34764691Only intrest guys have is wanting to watch me slay pussy, wanting me to obtain pussy for them, or watch over the top fake lesbian porn.
>>34764697Me too
>>34764713Like I said support from the bottom isn't a problem. If they aren't held in enough on the top the moment I bend over they're coming out. You saw how "long" they are you get what I'm saying right?
Genuinely who's idea was it to let women join the police and military. Women why would you do this
>>34764722why havent you been with a woman huh? because youre straight and just want lgbtq snowflake brownie points
>>34764713Have you tried losing weight
>>34764726the jews's obviouslywomen are worse than useless in those roles and itll take ww3 to correct that
>>34764727Because I'm an autistic loser and even with the one man it took me until my 20s to get with him. I'm not trying to get brownie snowflake points. I fucking hate the modern day lgbt community and have zero interest in going to pride parades because of how retarded it is.
I want alcohol but I'm all out and the store's closed
>>34764725Do you do a lot of bending over? Why not just squat?
I have a woman shaped hole in my heart
>>34764734Drive to the nearest wet county.
>>34764733>autisticyoure simply confused about your sexuality, typical of autists.
>>34764665Jesus made it to 33
>>34764741i'm not the son of fukken god
>>34764739The what
>>34764741Jesus was a monk they don't count
>>34764736Because I want to be able to lean over without having to worry about it. Bend over too far while washing my hands? Boom they're out. I remember in one of my drawing classes in college I had to excuse myself to the bathroom every like 6 fucking minutes because our toolboxes full of art supplies were on the ground but we were standing working at easels and I am NOT risking it lol it's infuriating. I don't buy bras I can fall out of.
>>34764665WOW you mean to tell me that's not just people coping? preposterous!!!
>>34764722All women are bi, anon. MRI scans have confirmed this.
>>34764714I love this gif, it's a classic.
>>34764743if you dont know what a word or phrase means, simply google it, instead of replying, "im stupid and dont know anything" and making an embarrassment of yourself
>>34764596No, I eat a ton of fiber everyday
>>34764745At that point I would heavily rely on sports bras but they do mush your boobs into an ugly shape. I see you, ms. Waterballoons.
>>34764751Der autist
>>34764490That's as millennial core as it gets
Then she runs away from me faster than I crawl
How can you tell if he insults you because he's trying to hide that he's attracted to you, or because he isn't attracted to you?
>>34764753>heavily rely on sports bras I do lol. Underwire bras are basically reserved for special occasions at this point and even then I have to pick an old lady dress.
>>34764755the what? sorry i dont know what that mean. i be stupid and i cant open a new tab becuhhh my spayyybarr dohhnn wor o mah pompouper. prease understandu
>>34764494>>34764501Hot
one day i'll have a bisexual pawg gf who loves anal sex
>>34764758men dont insult women they like. sorry only girls do that. if a guy is insulting you, he hates your guts and would be repulsed if you tried to show him affection. hope this helps
>>34764758Having sex with him is the best way to find out.
>>34764739They're...in a wet county. The store that's closed wouldn't have alcohol in it if it wasn't.
>>34764761Embarrassing
>>34764758Is he smiling when he says it? Does he go out of his way to talk to you?
>>34764758Men that insult you just want to ragebait you because they're submissive and too poor to pay a femdom.
She's gonna get pumped and dumped
>>34764768i know right? you should really stop posting before you embarrass yourself further
>>34764596>Any 30ish year olds here worried about the rampant ass cancer?Isn't the increase mostly related to anal sex?
>>34764775I thought it was processed meats Eating hot dogs gives you ass cancer
>>34764772Kp
>>34764760Damn. Yeah that is probably pretty confining. Sorry to have to knead the whole thing out of you. Wording is just kind of tricky.
Women, can a man ever be "too independent" for you to be in a relationship with?
>>34764773You're losing aura bro
>>34764758What did he say? I'm extremely cautious when I playfully mock a girl because I've learned girls are mage self-conscious about all of their flaws. Like, I would never say anything that could possibly be interpreted as a girl putting on weight or her makeup not looking right because I've always assumed that would send her emotions into a death spiral.
>>34764782explain further
>>34764779I just want to be cute but I've had grandma saggers since I was 16 and grew past a b cup and they just keep getting worse and worse. Thanks, I appreciate you actually putting some effort into the brainstorming lol.
>>34764788*mega self conscious (but I would date a mage gf if there was one in this thread)
>>34764758FHonestly I think the whole "They only pick on you because they like you" thing is cope. Real life tsunderes are too neurotic to openly bully their crushes.
>>34764791I could make you feel cute
>>34764782Yes. When they>Can't compromise plans or make time to plan dates/activities/chores together>Avoid Vulnerability or even Fake whole emotions *coughcough*>Lead a life totally separated from their partner and have no plans to get closer at all. *coughcough*
I got rejected!
>>34764782Yeah.Or rather there's a difference between being independent and being disrespectful of me and my time. If all the other guys are bringing their girlfriends but he doesn't want to bring me I'd be upset. If he can't commit to plans like I ask him if he wants to hang out Saturday after 4 and he says "yeah sure idk I'll text you" but I don't hear from him until 2 am that's just inconsiderate. It's impossible to develop a secure relationship with someone like that.
>>34764806M or f?
>>34764799I can be cute when they're covered. I'm the corset anon from yesterday. But it's extremely difficult for me to be cute AND show any cleavage and all these formal dresses are making me want to commit arson.
But the space in your heart baby, generates your pain
>>34764815I know. I'll find you the greatest tailor to make you the perfect bra. Pay him whatever he asks.
>>34764815NTA. You probably have an ass worthy of legend, don't be greedy!
>>34764810M!
Mif i have thin straight hair how often do i need to shampoo and condition, and should i do anything else other than that.
>>34764815Why not just cut them off?
>>34764821The limitations are my physical form though.The "perfect bra" would look a lot like the bras I already have just be sized perfectly for me. Wouldn't solve anything at all. No other kind of bra can hold them.
>>34764828Minixodoxil and use a mini dermaroller be extremely cautious if you have any pets.
>>34764791At least they're usually good for titfucking. Nice and soft. Just smush em together around a penis.
>>34764826Now what?
>>34764830>No other kind of bra can hold themHow about my hands
>>34764837I'm going to feel sad for a few days and then start looking again!
>>34764825It used to be better. I need to eat more.>>34764829Because having stealth ugly tits is better than no tits. And that costs money. I said this already earlier but all I would need to do is remove the extra skin I have D cup tissue in H sized bags.
>>34763206Are cashiers and waitresses being given new insturctions from their managers to talk to their customers? I've had 2 cashiers and 1 waitress actually talk to me and while I must admit it got my hopes up that maybe something about me sparked their interest, I'm too pessimistic though to ignore that this could just be fake and an elaborate marketing ploy to get me to shop more. Please, tell me it's not true
>>34764834i take both fin and min alreadydermarollers are placeboi still need to know what to do with my exactly
>>34764836You really do operate on some lower vulgar plane of consciousness
>>34764842Need a chef bf?
>>34764847sunlight lightens my hair which makes it look even thinner
>>34764851I'm actually a pretty decent cook. It's the autism I don't like textures. Eating is an upsetting sensory experience.
Today is my 32nd birthday.
>>34764849Boobs can be used for sex too. It doesn't have to all be about looks. Breastfeeding is easy too with all that nipple migration.
>>34764849It's called being slutty and retarded.
>>34764857Congratulations, and here's to many more.
>>34764857
>>34764857And what do you have to show for it
>>34764828How long is your hair? Is your scalp dry, oily, neither, both? How sweaty do you get on a regular basis?>>34764836Unfortunately I hate giving them. Feels like I'm masturbating a guy with water wigglers. So not hot.>>34764860You're not wrong I'd be a pro at breastfeeding discreetly in public lol.
>>34764865Oh look, the no-fun police are roleplaying putting me in handcuffs!
>>34764857I turned 31 recentlyI pray to god everyday that I don't make it to 32
עם ישראל חי
>>34764871>Feels like I'm masturbating a guy with water wigglersI think a few resident moids have probably tried penetrating a water wiggler and they would beg to differ.
There's an anti-manlet thread on /jif/ if anyone feels like contributing >>>/gif/30955954
>>34764871Medium length, bottom of ears, i guess slightly oily , i get sweaty as fuck everyday at work
>>34764878Based
>>34764876This nigga finally stopped using vowels
>>34764873be the change you want to see kek
>>34764880If you're sweaty you should shampoo so probably every time you shower then. And you should condition every time you shampoo. At that length you don't need much and you know not to get the conditioner on your scalp right?
>>34764886okay, yeah ill need to work on conditioner application, i have been just thoroughly massaging it in everywhere. would that cause oiliness?
>had to wait for 360 seconds to post because i had multiple tabs open and it made this infinite 60 second loop of waiting for captchasigh
>>34764878I hope that 6'1 femanon from earlier does, lol.
height humiliation fetishists are so weirdi dont want to outright insult them because they'll get turned on kek
>>34764857Happy birthday
>>34764899Whenever I see manlets walking this sound plays in my head https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4
>yeah haha manlets are so pathetic right guize? plz insult me for being a manlet unnnnnnnggggg *fapfapfapfapfap*
>>34764758if i want to tease a woman by insulting her ill be creative but id have to be absolutely livid to just call you mean names
>>34764878Lole :^)
>>34764907>>34764899Is that even a real thing? They only ever seem to crash out.
>>34764911it's all a part of the act
>>34764911Yeah it's funny to watch
I decided to eat more than once at least during the weekends.well I didn't want to do it but a friend told me I need to eat more so I'm only doing it because she told me to
Swiss, elf and kittenposter.> sexo
Who let hornypreet out again
Women:if you date a guy for 6 months, fuck him pretty much every time you see him, spend the night with him, and take pictures together with him, but don't call him your boyfriend and never ask if you're exclusive or if he wants to be serious...what does that mean? You're both 30.
>>34764034Look, men arent stupid.We know the purpose of this question is to sort out men who are not looking for a committed relationship right off the bat. Because women who are ok with casual sexdont ask it.So some men lie, and others deflect the question. So why not skip the humiliation ritual, which it all this is?And yes, we also know that 6'6 male models either dont hear this question, or can answer whatever they want and still get laid. Just to rub extra salt in.
The average adult human face ranges from about 6 to 8 inches in length. Therefore 8 inches is the minimum height difference required for a relationship in which the moid can comfortably rest his chin on my head.
>>34764915youre supposed to eat 3 meals a day every day
>>34764924And how tall are you
>>34764924More like 10" since his neck has to be slightly diagonal
>>34764924well you probably have a tiny head due to being STUPID so 6 inches should be plenty
>>34764891Yeah it would def make it worse
>>34764920oh god.
>>34764856I used to drink most of my calories 2bh
>>34764932Yeah same I drink a lot of chocolate milk, and smoothies.
>>34764920it means she only wants to have sex with you. if you want to marry her, give up and break up
>>34764856You’re weird… even by 4c standards, lulz.
>>34764924That's a good point. A chin on your head is more important than what's in your hearts.
I just made fettuccine alfredo and I put too much slat in the water when I was boiling the noodles so now the whole thing is too salty. I want to die.
>>34764940Add curry
i wish there was a 4chan but for non autists
>>34764939NTA. Tall guys usually have hearts of gold, manlets are bitter and hateful.
>>34764943Twitter
Can't wait to eat dinner then curl up in bed with a hot water bottle.
>>34764936Yeah I know :/ I don't even think my siblings like me
>>34764944Cornfed Moid hands.
>>34764943It's called reddit
>>34764949Reddit is also full of autists
>>34764947… I was just joking.Yikes.
>>34764940How did you manage to put so much extra salt in the water that that happened? Did you use like half a cup
>>34764950Maybe 15 years ago
sniff tall and handsome man's penis
>>34764946
>>34764948nta, the term cornfed is kinda stupid. corn is pure goyslop. to me being called cornfed would be an insult. factory farm cows are cornfed
>>34764951Oh. They talk shit about me to my mom and then she tells me about it. Yikes is right lol.
>>34764954What's it smell like?
>>34764950It is an absolute shit hole. Avoid it at all costs. I can’t believe some ATOGANs are recommending it. Fucking bizzaro timeline.
i would beat the shit out of all of you irlgoodnight
>>34764958NTA. You sure your mom isn't making it up?
>>34764961You're probably a manlet
>>34764917Imagine the sexy village mothers aiding in the ceremonial ritual breeding of the virgin like that scene in Midsommar. Diamonds.
>>34764960Gtfo tourist
>>34764952I used the big container that we store salt in to put in the salt shaker and just dumped it. It's not inedible but it's annoying me.
>>34764959The taller he is, the more he smells like strength and safety.
>>34764959Piss dribbles and sweat.
>>34764957You don’t like corn on the cob?That’s pure, classic America. Like Hot Dogs, and Freedom Fries.
>>34764959testosterone
>>34764967I didn't know you could smell those
>in the style of WeRateDogsThe foids were good today
>>34764935Why does she take pictures of us together then? Or want to go on long walks along the beach, hikes, ice cream, etc.? She also likes going swimming and planning all sorts of dates. But she doesn't ask for anything serious. I've been seeing other girls a bit, just to make sure I don't get desperate and beta with her. I am not in love with her but I do like her, I like dating, I like how things are, but I don't want to lead her on or waste her time. And if she isn't having conversations about anything serious, then maybe that's okay? I just want to make sure I am treating her well, because I hate how much effort I put into my relationships with my exes who were manipulative and low-effort princess types.
I am pathologically incapable of making friends
>>34764974Tell your foid I said hi
>>34764920it means you should be asking her this question and not us. approach her, be calm, be cool, and just say something like "hey i'd like to talk about labels" and see where it goes from there. does she sleep around with anyone else? has she ever discussed monogamy with you or said anything to the effect?
>>34764962Pretty sure?I have to be careful what I say to her or it'll get to the sister who can't keep a secret to save her life and is very judgemental pretty quick. My mom is a decent liar but she's not very good at lying in someone else's voice I can usually tell which sibling a negative comment came from from content and wording alone.
>>34764925that's what they want you to believe
>>34764975She's spinning plates
>>34764980That sucks. At least I have one good sibling.
>>34764966Ah dang. Next time dump it in your hand first if you're gonna do that. Please drink plenty of water after your salty alfredo lol. I feel you though I feel the same way when I make something and everything is good except I burned the fucking garlic again.
>>34764960>shit holeHow so?
>>34764977>pathologicalhttps://youtube.com/shorts/J7A6uUgzi9g
Tall deep voice chad save meeee
>>34764979I don't know if she's banging other guys. She's never discussed monogamy. We went on a bike ride and I said "it's nice to finally get to go on a bike ride with a girlfriend" and she didn't really say anything explicit to that. I don't even know if she notices I said it.>>34764982If I ask her if she's seeing other guys and she said she is, and I am okay with that, is that cuck-ass behavior gonna give her the ick?
>>34764991From what?
>>34764985>I burned the fucking garlic again.This reminds me, one time my sister made spaghetti sauce or something and when she read the recipe she thought garlic "cloves" meant the whole fucking bulb. So we had some very garlicy food that night. To her credit, none of us have been attacked by vampires.
>>34764992I wouldn't ask 2bh
>>34764991No
>>34764992>and I am okay with that"Oh good now I don't feel bad I've been seeing other people too" is how you respond when she says yes in order to dodge the ick.
>>34764991Hello, my pump and dump #8 dollface!
Whatever a recipe says for garlic I just double it, garlic is delicious.
>>34764995I regularly double the garlic a recipe calls for and it's sometimes not enough she was on to something
>>34764995>>34764980Everything will be okay.
>>34765001>dollfaceI don't think Chad talks like he's from the 50's, anon
>>34764992>"its nice to finally get to go on a bike ride with a girlfriend"??? im confused, are you a woman or a man at any rate i would just stick to wanting to just lightly discuss labels
>>34764978ball knowledge spotted
>>34765005What do you mean?Chad is a learnt individual. Vernacular is important.
>>34764992>"it's nice to finally get to go on a bike ride with a girlfriend"Never do anything like this again. She's just a fuck vuddy.
>>34765003No, it was a shit ton of garlic.
>reading comic>go watch entirely unrelated movie>dude in movie is wearing a shirt with the character from the comic on itwhat the actual FUCK
>>34764997yeah man>>34765000>"Oh good now I don't feel bad I've been seeing other people too" is how you respond when she says yes in order to dodge the ick.yeah that's a good point.still not sure I should bring it up at all.>>34765007I'm a man.And yeah I don't want to scare her off when we have a good thing going. That's why I'm saying, if she wanted to be bf/gf, wouldn't she have asked by now? or might she be assuming?
>>34764954get away from me you slut >:(
>>34765002>>34765003Based garlic lovers
>>34765014i dunno granted i am an autistic male so i would ask them what they meant by that. if you approach the situation lightly, i think it could possibly go well for you. as long as you aren't talking and acting like you're expecting her to answer a certain way you can't go wrong
>>34765016The Belmonts send their regards
>>34765011I liked the bike ride though and she did too. We also went to the library and looked at books together and got ice cream. This was months ago.>>34765018True I guess
Ever heard of garlic scapes? There's a whole 'nother part of the garlic they don't want you to know about.
I’M JUST A NOTCH IN YOUR BEDPOSTBUT YOU’RE JUST A LINE IN A SONG
>>34765012I would eat a whole clove of roasted garlic by itself, a few even. I probably would've been into it lol. >>34765016I want to eat enough to create my own mosquito repellent lol.
any M or F here who like candles? i need advice.
https://voca.ro/17yKbbAj2B3k
I just had a dream that I bought a cloak.Should I buy a cloak?State Gender
>>34765030Scented candles? Kinda.
>>34765028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=636EqXqY-Fs&list=RD636EqXqY-Fs&start_radio=1
how do i get a garlic loving foid wife
>>34765028I remember when the music video for this came out
>>34765030Make sure they're made from actual beeswax so they're not carcinogenic
>>34765035Get an Italian chick.
>>34765030MI have a passing interest in candles. I'm not buying niche stuff like diptyque but I'll stick grab a candle when I go to target or the dollar store.I'm more interested in perfumes/colognes but I might be able to help still.
>>34765032What's your gender? If you're a fat autistic man the answer is no.M
>>34765023You've been warned. I'll save my breath.
>>34765035Go to Italia.
>>34765041MModerately athletic build but still on the skinny side
>>34765033>>34765040do u use a warmer or u light them up? also what's the best material for candles concerning health? beeswax? >>34765038ok great i was curious about that
>>34764960>redditIts only redeeming quality is the porn
>>34765045Post a pic of the cloak you want, also other clothes you would wear it with would be helpful.
>>34765030I'm very picky but yeah. What's up?>>34765032F. The vast majority of people are going to think you're mentally deficient. But cloaks are cool I've always wanted one.
>>34764965What does the game have to do with it?
>>34765044i actually seduced an italian woman i met in ff14. she showed me nudes and she was really hairy and at the time i was shocked. not just like pubes like she had chest hair
>>34765051Okay, Femcel.
>>34765047>do u use a warmer or u light them up?I light them up because I like the fire>>34765047>the best materiaS o y or Beeswax
>>34765055Yeah, all those Mediterranean ladies are like that. They have mustaches too.
>>34765050It literally came to me in a dream anon, I'll have to get back to you on that>>34765051I don't think I have the confidence to wear one in public. At most I'd wear it if I'm fucking around at a friends house. It's primary purpose is for home use, sorta like a wearable blanket or a snuggie. Sorta how sweatpants are supposed to be.
>>34765042can you elaborate? if she's just a fuckbuddy why does she want to go on dates too?
>>34765056I'm not wrong. If you have any delusions about people thinking you're cool for wearing a cloak shed them now. Get it because you think it's cool.
>>34765059Okay, Americunt.
>>34765059ntaWhy though, seems like that would be a detriment in their climate. They should've evolved like african queens.
>>34765064Okay Italian foid.
>>34765062Friend with benefits is probably the more accurate term
>>34764920>but don't call him your boyfriend and never ask if you're exclusive or if he wants to be serious...what does that mean?It means you gotta treat her worse
>>34765064>a med femanonUwU
>>34765057thanks
Where's kittenposter?
https://voca.ro/1Uk2Ou1iOTqXI really hate my faggot ass voice, but I bought a nice microphone and I need to get some use out of it.
>>34765075Probably rubbing up on het cat
>>34765060>wearable blanket at friend's houseI guess that's fine because that is what it is lol but it seems kinda sad that you'd never take it adventuring.
>>34765065>Why though, seems like that would be a detriment in their climate.They have Neanderthal blood (serious)
>>34765078Her*Fug ruined it
>>34765064mama mia
>>34765072>>34765067Ugh… e così infantileI leave now.
>>34765075Banned
>>34765065NtaPretty sure hair is a positive in hot climates. Bug detection + chaffing prevention.
>>34765075She was here earlier so she's either asleep or got perma'd for ban evasion.
The Oneyplays situation is crazy.
>>34765084How unfortunate
>>34765077lol moar
>>34765084Such a tsundere
>>34765091Good riddance.The less etubers, the better.
Men, if you were allowed to touch the pussy of an attractive female, what is the first thing you'd do?
>>34765098Touch it with my tongue>>34765097Fewer*
>>34765093https://voca.ro/152lUDK1lXdU
>>34765097>etubersyoutubers are e by default
>>34765067>>34765072That's an Indian man
>>34765077Would you please read the Shylock monologue from The Merchant of Venice?>To bait fish withal. If it will feed nothing else, it will feed my revenge. He hath disgraced me, and hindered me half a million; laughed at my losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies, and what’s his reason? I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong a Christian, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.
>>34765091>>34765097Emiru's false rape accusation is more interesting imo
>>34765098Probably nothing. Rape charges aren't desirable.
>>34765091>>34765101what happened?
>>34765106The question implies that consent has been earned.
>>34765079I did say I wouldn't wear it in public but hiking trails don't really count as public. Thats a different situation entirely.
>>34765100Oh, good catch. Thanks.>>34765102… true
>>34765087Then why are the nubians so hairless and smooth>>34765080That tracks
>>34765091What happened, are Smiling Friends stocks going up, down, or unchanged?
>>34765107Ding Dong and Julian are mad at Oneyplays because they're all chuds o algo.https://youtu.be/M33qhuC2BLs
>>34765108It doesn't to me. Consent, even if given, is not assuring because the emotions that come later are always more important.
>>34765103Indian man, Italian woman... what difference does it make?
>>34765112>why are the nubians so hairless and smoothMaybe because they developed dark skin and extra sweat glands as sun/heat protection instead of excess hair?
I appreciate hairy women.
>>34765121Hm... acceptable theory
>>34765116I'm not watching a fucking one hour video, please condense this into something more digestible
>>34765118I'm just saying I recognize the poster
M/FHow offensive is it for your s/o to roll their eyes when you talk to them about intimate topics?What age did you have the ability to have self awareness that you're rolling your eyes0?
>>34765109Can you PLEASE drop and freeze under it like you're pretending to be a rock like in that one scene in two towers if someone crosses paths with you in the woods. It would be really unnerving and really funny.
>>34765123I thought I didn't like hairy women but the other day I got nudes from a hairy woman and I liked it
>>34765103Proof?
>>34765127Unfortunate, Italian women are peak foid in all the best and worst ways
>>34765128FMy partner should never roll their eyes at me unless it's in jest or they're trying to start a fight>What age did you have the ability to have self awareness that you're rolling your eyes?As soon as I learned what the gesture meant? I genuinely don't remember I must have been pretty young.
>>34765129I'll do it for you anon
>>34765127Is it entjeet?
>>34765117You are playing mental gymnastics with a theoretical.
Femanons, what do you do when women flirt with your bf?
>>34765136Why? Is it really that much of a faux pas?
>>34765141Flirt with them too, because it's ok.
Femanons, have you ever hit a Man over the head with a frying pan?
>>34765145No.
>>34765145Yeh.
>>34765141Observe. Unless she's not taking the hint and is still trying to touch him then I go save him. Having me walk up and grab his arm is a lot less confrontational than him having to get firm or raise his voice at some random woman in public.
does mens fashion exist during the summer
>>34765143You got your (you) don't milk a mediocre bait post for more than it's worth.
>>34765150Yes but Im gonna gatekeep
>>34765126https://youtu.be/WvszoWGB1Y0This one is shorter.
>>34765151Why so angy?
she said I'm too cute for having such a big cock.I don't know what she meant by this
>>34765153Please anon, I don't care enough
>>34765150What do you mean?Black hoodie and black jeans/pants rules the world ;)
>>34765098>Men, if you were allowed to touch the pussy of an attractive female, what is the first thing you'd do?Is this about Marina Abramović?
>>34765153The dream daddy drama is old, whats new
>>34765133>>34765127>>34765138No, he's just another iPhone shitter who posts random crap and references with no context or awareness hoping to get (you)s
>>34765156She expected you to be taller, considering your package.
>>34765156I've heard women say that hung, attractive, and smart is a Venn diagram where the centre is gay.
>>34765036Same I remember when that and Dance Dance were on MTV/VH1/Fuse all the time when I went over my friend's house after school
>>34765156She wished you had a smaller pp
>>34765150Hope you like t shirts and shorts
>>34765153I can't anon sorry I just can't this is too cringe
>>34765162but I am tall (I think) >>34765163would you look at that you people found a way to call me gay again >>34765165me too
>>34765167All YT drama is. The stupid algorithm keeps shoving it front and centre, even if you clear history and what not.It really is a weird para social hub thing.
>>34765159Can all of you please stop being autistic at my theoretical horny question.
>>34765169I say this too and yet I watch shit like this anyway (not that particular video because I don't care about any of those people)
>>34765150If you don't wear somewhere super hot in the summer you can get away with a t-shirt, an unbuttoned shirt over it, and khaki shorts. I'm proud of my chest and I feel like that outfit emphasizes it so I wear that a lot.
https://voca.ro/1kNgnV15Zsuf
>>34765175Haha, that was great.Legit,
>>34765175Hey I'm a huge fan, what's your take on the BlueValkyrie situation?
>>34765175https://voca.ro/1eBIb2wFdexv
>>34765164I remember I had a messenger bag that year and I walked home it fucking sucked but I always made it in time for the vh1 alt top 20. I swear to god the bassist from Taking Back Sunday either had a show that came on after or announced the videos or something but I can find no evidence of it online. Any recollection?
>>34765156What is she Roman? Did she subscribe to the idea that only brutish men have large dicks or smth?
>oink oink oink oink
>>34765181Julii, Scipii, Brutii
>>34765071any suggestions?
>>34765179Honestly I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure I've talked about the MakeDamnSure video being on those channels nonstop when it came out in /atoga/ before and that song kicks ass and I'm listening to it right now
>>34765068why is she always picking out dates to go on then?Like we went to one of those painting tutorial nights at a restaurant.It's fun, don't get me wrong, I like taking her on dates, but it does seem to be more than FWB to her.
>>34765191I'd take an easy guess that you're too retarded to pick out stuff to do with her.
Foids would you date a guy that looks like this?
>>34765177https://voca.ro/1luqSQlCwNQ5
>>34765196https://voca.ro/1djXwlVtVo3r
For all intents and purposes I'm already dead
>>34765196Wow thanks for the input Charlie that sounds crazy
>>34765171How is that autistic? She actually let people do that as "performance art."
>>34765199https://voca.ro/13rNAjQ6BF28
>>34765196>>34765199Lmao obsessed and jerking yourself off over me
>>34765200
>>34765098well touch it, what else? this question is stupid
M/FIf during post-sex convo you're asked to do any sex activity not routinely done - do you do it on the next opportunity or wait for them to ask again, and again, and again or what would/have you done in this totally made up scenario
>>34765203Looks like we've got us a sow here instead of a boar
>>34765207Stop beating around the bush anon, what did you ask her to do
>>34765207It depends on what the activity is and if I agreed it was something I wanted too.
How logn would it take to find a girl to have sex with a as a virgin if I go out and consistently hit on women?Good social skills, good looking , have friends, have made out with several girls before and fingerbanged one.
>>34765215muh dick
>>34765216Get a gf, not a slut
I realize you're like a burned cigarette
>>34765204https://voca.ro/1eNnwohHv0Xj
>>34765210Cunnilingus, he consented verbally - says nbd but it's been a month and we're married. I give him felatio semi-routinely - he's never asked for it as far as I recall - I've offered. I really want to 69 but I'm thinking baby steps.Then he had this idea for a strap on that inserts into both of us? And has a clit stimulator. Is that a product that exists?It's hard not to take it has him having little interest in my sexual gratification (I havent been able to get an orgasm during sex with him and he knows this) like it's fun and I feel closer to him but it's been 4 years and I really want to stop watching porn :cI know the solution is probably stop watching it, and I have gone months in between with no difference
>>34765098>>34765197What did he mean by that?
Am I the only one who thinks Kittenposter looks like a man?
How would you react if a magical imp showed up who delighted in pulling pranks on you? You have to trick him into saying his own name backwards to return him to his own dimension for 90 days.
>>34765226No, lots of people called KP a troon
>>34765228kek
>>34765227My IQ is like 90 I'm fucked
>>34765228Nice. But you need to hit chest day a lil at the gym.
>>34765225It's just Gary yapping non-sequiturs, BV does it too sometimes
>>34765228I like how the word "damn" is apparently too vulgar for her.
>>34765224Tell him he is less manly for not muching your box. And then spit on him. I think that will do exactly what you want.
>>34763279Liz Allen is the average bully chearleader, she’s mostly seen dating Flash Thompson or hanging out with Mary Jane, across different versions of Spider Man. In some he, help her study, or she flirt with him once in Ultimate Spider man while she’s drunk and passing out. Otherwise she walks over him.Betty Brant is JJ Jamerson’s secretary at the Daily Bugle in every SpiderMan. They have nothing usually going on between them because he is considerably younger than her. However in Toby Maguire’s Spiderman, Bully Maguire is seen flirting with her when infected by the symbiot. If you don’t Know MJ for or Stacy, GTFO of here and just read any spiderman.As for the other girls I don’t inow who they are.
>>34765227Laugh at all his pranks and then ask him to graffiti their name. Then be like haha on no, what's that letter, what's that letter.
>>34765236Yeah I think he's possibly inventing new things here, take notes bots farming for dildo engineersAnd yeah, I have heard of this. I thought he was a germphobe so I never asked because he didnt offer. Then we almost broke up and I realized maybe this would help?I feel like I approached this in a clear/direct way originally and now ive asked/brought it up so many times I don't really even want to try anymore
Whoever runs "Beats By AI" is genuinely a comedic geniusWomen, what do you think of the AI-generated song "Country Girls Make Do"?
>>34765220No tinterested in that atm, I have a lot of missed experiences to make up for. I'll eventually stumble upon an organic gf if I do stuff with women. I'm really really not up for doing the virgin in love simp thing.
>>34763739Long time no see
If my gf spat on me I'd slap her ngl
>>34765245>The bus is full of freaks, the train is full of freaks, walking sucks. I blame the jews for thisThose are the people you belong with
>>34765243NTA. Please don't defile any virgins then
>>34765226>Kittenposterin case it's not just you samefagging talking about yourself with different IPs as usual: this guy (Kittenposter) steals photos of at least two real girls to larp as a woman
>>34765248NtaToo late lol
>>34765185???>>34765190Nice. Lil emo me looooved that album.>>34765207Why would you ask post sex and not pre sex. If it's something I'm not really into I'm certainly not going to bring it up beforehand myself I'm just going to hope he doesn't mention it so so don't have to do it. Stop asking about next time and start asking about this time.
god I wish I had a gf that drooled in my mouth
>>34765246Well said, a girl once spat on my cock, so I dickslaped her!
>>34765250And he edits the signatures.
>>34765246On the ass, right?
>>34765240>Laugh at all his pranksWhat if they were potentially dangerous?
>>34763273>no one ties this lady downOi, chuds, i thought it was social media that ruined women?
I'm gonna eat like three bowls of cereal
>>34765260Why?
>>34765258The laughter wouldn't stop.If they were actually harmful, then I'd just put a spell on the demon.
>>34765215I don't. I'm asthmatic so pepper spray is out. If running doesn't work I've already lost. Without the element of surprise I'm not winning almost any physical altercation.
>>34765259Every new generation thinks they've invented or uncovered some social phenomenon that the previous was unaware of. We're all the same more or less though out history due to human nature, we learn the same lessons over and over again.
>>34765261Hunger
Men, you would bang her on JJ Jamerson’s desk?
>>34765215Yep. My 70lbs of ass.
>>34765245I would be afraid of you on the bus
>>34765269He does look like a meth head
>>34765267Is that not a child?
>>34765267you have no idea the kinds of thighs I'd do with her
>>34765273>thighs
>>34765268>70LBS of assI fucking knew it, just by your pseudonyme! I knew you were a lard ass!
>>34765274Autoerect is tripping me up
>>34765271>There are no child in Hollywood>She’s born in 2001>She’s 25yo
>>34765256>>34765252The first ask was after sex. He says yes. The second ask was as we were starting - i guess i didnt move into the right physical position (is what he said) i figured once he put his dick inside he wasnt doing it that time.
>>34765278This movie was from 2016
>>34765278She was 15 when that movie came out, bruh.
She makes me feel alive again
She's 20 in this pic so it's fine, also a little something for fans of hairy women.
>>34765275I think BV revealed once that her BMI was 35
>>34765280>>34765281I haven’t seen this film!
>>34765279Sounds like excuses.Tell him to stop being a pussy and just say so if he's not going to do it because avoiding the issue is waaay more annoying than just being honest and getting the conversation over with.
Historically, only roughly ~40% of men reproduce.To be one of the other 60% and trying to force your way into that aforementioned breeding demographic is the purest, most virulent evil in existence. You can accept this fact, right men?
>>34765281Thank god my brain just knew what to dohttps://youtube.com/shorts/gJ1DNWZjC9E?is=NvDaYyyfHqtm5LZp
>>34765290Yeah frfr I am seriously so annoyed by his behavior. He's 36 fucking years old, we have 3 kids together. He also rolls his eyes. He's a child. Then he calls me a child for having feelings. Maybe he cant make me orgasm because I'm not a pedo and he acts so immature. He knocked me up within 8 weeks of meeting. And I think I've been coasting through life/becoming a mom 3 times and then 2 months ago I just woke up
I'm a worthless fucking idiot dirtbag bastard who should kill himself
>>34765294Reminder that the women who happily point this out and say their selectiveness is just natural selection end up having 0 kids anyway while Cleetus and his fat wife on welfare have 5+ kids.Source: Literally any Walmart in America.
>>34765300Now now anon, you don’t get to make that judgement call yourself.Tell us what you did or didn’t do
>>34765287Ew>>3476528836*
>>34765298>frfrHow old are you again?
>>34765294On what moral basis is it ok for only 40% of men to reproduce? On what moral basis can you claim that the other 60% of men trying to reproduce is immoral?
>>34765294>force your way in>competitionThat's how being a tournament species works
>>34765305You literally couldn’t have chosen a worse pic to make that argument. Actual hillbilly phenotype
>>34765294Yeah that's why I'm not going to get a gf or wife but you gotta admit it's kind of funny when women still let guys like >>34765298 knock them up several times and marry them
>>34765298I hate it when they do this shit it's like just SAY IT so I can be 100% sure and start getting over it or doing what I need to do but instead they think they can skirt around the issue like we're fucking stupid and won't notice but we do notice and become increasingly neurotic and unpleasant to be around as a result. They don't even realize it's their fault they're the unobservant ones. Good luck.
>>34765306The basis of those figures is natural human mating selection/biology. Its immortal to try and cheat nature to pass on your shitty genes.
>>34765306On what basis can you claim you're not replying to a b8 post?
>when women have disadvantages, that's from patriarchy holding womyn down and it needs to be overturned>when men have disadvantages, it's just evolution
>>34765314its all biology, just expressing itself through different ways
>>34765302I spilled my fucking cereal. People say I need to get a job or go to college but how the fuck am I gonna hold anything down without fucking up royally and immediately. I don't even want the other two bowls anymore.
>>34765305That's the face of a man who's been to rehab, jail, and isn't allow unsupervised access to his kids.
>>34765305You look like the guy who sits outside the supermarket near where I live and harasses passerby/talks to himself
>>34765320Why do you keep that shitty beard?
>>34765322He can't afford razors or go too long before getting kicked out of public bathrooms
>>34765320>whats wrong with being a hillbillyOn its own, nothing. When you’re trying to argue that you don’t look like a methhead, it kinda undercuts your point.
I bought an Hasidic’s long black wool coat at the thriftstore.Is it true that if I wear it too much, my foreskin will fall off?
>>34765323He could just tweeze that thing lol
He looks like he smells like feces.
Women just so you know if your butt is nice I'm staring at it in public and imaging prone boning you
>>34765316A little intense for spilling your cereal but I reckon this is the culmination of your stressors.You can still go to college and have a job while being a fuck up. In fact, that’s kinda what they’re there for. You literally don’t need to worry about holding it down.Ease up anon, wagmi. I’d suggest taking classes but do what you want.>I don’t even want the other two bowls anymoreI laughed way too hard
>>34765320A handsome fellaw who would benefit a lot if he took better care of himself.
>>34765316NtaHey there friend I need you to ask yourself a question I have to ask myself on a regular basis. "Do I want to kill myself or do I just need a snack?" Eat something that is not spilled cereal and reassess.
now post the pig he impregnated. she makes blue valk look like a supermodel.
>>34765338>Mouse UtopiaAre you talking about Disney or Universe 25
>>34765310Because I want a lot of kids and dont want them to have different dads? We can coparent wonderfully i just really want to marriage to work, but there's a lot of growing to do.I hope you meet someone that makes you happy and I hope you eat her pussy
>>34765304Im 33
>>34765333Idk what I'd do without getting tired or failing I fucked up in high school a lot too. >>34765339I think that every day. I finished my bowl.
is there anyone in this thread who isn't mentally ill?
>>34765338>It gets me laidWith the ogres like that?https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30869836/#30870409https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30869836/#30870435
>>34765351Of course not
>>34765351Im the most normal anon here
>fake blondeLmao
>>34765357are you mentally ill?
>>34765359Of course not
>>34765349>tiredFired I meant
>>34765341There it is >>34765352
Is any of you attracted to yourself as a woman and wishes he met a woman that looked like you but was female?
>>34765338>The beard get’s me laidI guaranty you, it’s your jawline and chiseled face that get’s you laid and not those pubes you call a beard. You could probably show up to a bar, wearing a short skirt and a tanktop made from a trashbag and you’d still pull. Then you’d tell your friend it was the trashbag and the skirt that got you laid.
>>34765366Why does every genderbent AI photo of guys here turn out the same. I did it with mine and I got some milfy boss bitch. And don't get me wrong she was smokin but it was a far cry from these phenotypes.
>>34765368>guarantyNigga what country you from
>>34765372I look better as a woman than as a man sadly
Went to the toilet, forgot to lock my phone and left it on the table, mum was cleaning living room and saw pic related in my browser when she gave my phone screen a quick wipe. I want to off myself
>>34765378I'd say mine was looksmatched
>>34765381What does it mean if you look worse than your female self?
How do we get more zoomer men into hunting? If we don't do something soon then the deer population will be out of control.
>>34765383it's actually redditroons like you who want to establish their identity here, like in their homesite
>>34765384Just looks like your sister or some shit plus it's pretty obvious it genned makeupAlso lose the goatee
>>34765376Bruh, you’re almost 30, if you couldn’t grow a full beard by the time you were 25, I garanty it most certainly never will. Just be tankfull you got a beautiful face and a good hairline. Why would you even want to hide those cheekbones?
>>34765399Well I’ll damn. Apparently there were multiple people using>GareAs a pseudo, and one of them just got banned!
>>34765401>multiple
Where could I watch king of the hill for free?
>>34765405lrn 2 torrent, pleb.
>manosphere proposition is that women are to be dominated and if you actually like them then you're a fag>feminist proposition is that men must ablate themselves of any desire for female attention in order to be moralno wonder guys are all trooning out now, if you actually like women in 2026 then what are you supposed to do besides become one
>>34765409>Manosphere propositionThat’s not a thing. manosphere is just a name given to an ensemble of online spaces were people talk about subject that mostly go toward men’s interests. There is no single proposition
I matched a girl who’s profile say she like tiktok music! What’s that supposed to mean?
My next life will be better
>>34765414Do you have anything nice you could leave me in your will?
>>34765409>are you supposed to doNot give a shit
>>34765396Why did you respond to him. Didn’t you see the file name? He took a screenshot from google pictures.
>>34765415No I'm broke
When was the last time you invited friends ober to look at your photo album.
>>34765417I literally don't give a shit man. Also that's a screenshot from the Google pixel file explorer akshually
Ladies, you arrive to a man’s room and his wall has a collection of pollaroid’s of his dick between different tits. He says>yours will fit in nicely here.
>>34765352there was some incel a few threads ago seething about G*ry getting laid lmaoI told him he doesn't want that even before seeing this shit. >>34765384Your only problem is that abhorrend beard, lose it and you will have no issues
>>34765420You paid premium for an access to google pictures?
>>34765426What
>>34765248I'll just barely refrain from the type of women who tend to be IRL virgins (>>34765352) don't worryAnd that post is also the answer to when people ask me why I don't want to find another virgin to have my first time with. I'm already a bit touched in the head, I don't want to know just how fucked up a woman has to be to stay a virging to my age.
Being a slut is fun, and I've always been in my element in being slutty, but it is sad that people respect you less. People treat me badly just for being a whore, and that's wrong. Does ATOGA agree with me that people should be allowed to just be themselves?
^^^ moid hands
>>34765434Of course it’s a man. Only man have sex. Women never have sex, as being a sexual automatically makes you a manly. If a woman had a sex her a clitoris would grow longer and thicker until she would have a manly penis. Have you ever seen a man without a testicle? He used to be a woman!
Been playing Dragon's Dogma, I tried to make my character into a femboy but then I found some random pawn that mogs the fuck out of my guy. I need to figure out his face settings.
>>34765380Are you male or female?
>>34765442Nigga what do you think
>>34765440Gay lol
>>34765446Well it's less embarrassing if you're a dude. There is one lesbian that uses this thread.
>>34765448Of course it's a fucking dude
Unpopular opinion: Teenage women pursue relationships with older men far more than vice versa.
>teenage women
>>34765380Lmao, imagine the disappointment
Is Peter Pan syndrome real?
>>34765457Yes, it's common amongst the low IQ and pedophiles.
It's 5:30 am and I don't want to go to bed.
>>34765380>>34765456Meanwhile, his mom, probably:"Eh, at least he doesn't masturbate to yaoi like me in my youth"
It's 5 30 am and I'm about to go to bed
>>34765464>>34765469It wasn't 5:30 yet in both of those cases, btw. They are stinky sleepy liars.
>>34765471What if I was in your house naked
I miss having friends
Ladies, how would you react to finding your hypothetical son's pornography folder? Would you give him The Talk? (Let's assume that all the stuff he goons to, you would be able to goon on it too during his age.)
>>34765466His mom probably doesn't even know what that shit is
>>34763206Are online likes, views, and attention that addictive for women that they can't at least withhold posting until the perpetrator is behind bars or dealt with by the authorities properly?Like why would she need to post about the upcoming Netflix special if she knew he was still out and about and not even in prison yethttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/26/oklahoma-influencer-killed-apparent-murder-suicide
>>34765473Your ass would probably be too vulnerable in your sleepy state, regardless of gender.
>>34765481This could be us (I'm in leather)
>>34765414I had an NDE, it didn't look very pleasant. It could've been all in my head, obviously. But I'm not going to fuck around and find out.
So JH's "first" boyfriend was at 17-18 (we all know who her first bf actually was) and then she dated her cousin (who cheated on her) between 19-25, as a fully grown female?
>>34765380What are those characters from?
>>34765488Fortnite
if someone tells you they are on break from lets say 1pm to 2pm does that mean i can call them during that period or should i wait until like after?
>>34765475>I miss having friendsMe too. It's been at least 8 years, maybe 10.
>>34765490Text instead?
>>34765490Would (you) want to be bothered with work while you are on break?
>>34765486https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30808845/#30811045https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30808845/#30811068She even called it a relationship, but doesn't include her cousin or other family members she fucked in her body count. The freak can't stop lying.
>>34765489Holy zoomer
>>34765493because i asked if they had time and want to talk?>>34765494its not work but i guess its also work...
>>34765466>Meanwhile, his mom, probably:>"Eh, at least he doesn't masturbate to yaoi like me in my youth"A guy fapping to gay porn is less problematic than a guy fapping to lesbian porn though.
>>34765499Don't bother people at work with personal stuff, unless it's _really_ important.
I want to be different because I'm not good enough. But I want her to stay the same because she's prefect as she is.
>>34765508She's going to fuck another guy if you keep up that bullshit mentality.
>>34765511And if it's true?
>>34765351sorry but I am autistic and schizophrenic>>34765253that sounds fun
goddamnit this shit is way too complicated
>>34765513Perfection doesn't exist in this universe.
>>34765476That requires a talk concerning the purpose of sex, the practice of safe sex, the efficacy of adolescent celibacy, and the importance of separating pornography from the expectations of a real relationship. Limiting computer time and/or supervising it may be required to dissuade further pornography addiction.
>>34765521>adolescent celibacy,Why would you turn your own son into an incel
>>34765351Why would the be in this thread?
>>34765522Voluntary celibacy.
>>34765517Then how come you know what perfection is?
>>34765522>>34765524All celibacy is voluntary by definition, actually
>>34765476Assuming he's 11 or older I'd make sure he's only watching vanilla or light fetish stuff and explain sex to him and that porn isnt a good representation of what sex is.
>>34765526So how come nobody wanna get my dick wet
>>34765524Why would you want him to be a pussyless virgin
>>34765525It's a concept like infinity, you can understand the premise, but you can't visualize it.
>>34765530why would you want him to become female
>>34765527Isn't it illegal to allow a minor to access pornography on a device you own?
>>34765526No.
>>34765533The concept exists.And visualising things has nothing to do with it.
Both gendersHow does it feel to know that I'm always right and you're not?
>>34765539It exists as a concept, not a reality.
>>34765526The same could be said of hunger.
Women, my salsa turned out pretty well.
What have I become
>>34765535youre not going to stop a kid from going on the internet and finding poem, and if you block all the common stuff it just leaves depraved stuff unblocked. so he will end up getting into some sick fetishes.
>>34765556>>34765552
too retarded to call someone brb killing myself
>>34765562Gimme their number I'll call for you
>>34765564nah thats not the issue had my phone bluetooth connected to my PC and for some reason the audio went over my PC which was muted so i didnt hear anything but when i tried calling my landline i dont think the call even went out so i have no idea if the call was stuck on my phone or not
>>34765544The foids will never symphatize because they're never hungry.
>>34765553>youre not going to stop a kid from going on the internet and finding poem,Plato wrote of this. Even Homer must be banned.
Femcels, feminists and general female manhatersIs it because you get picked last? Or is it because you were raised by a bitter single mother that passed it onto you? Or is it because you are addicted to tiktok and mistake it for the real world? Which is it? Genuine question. Not an attack. We're all anonymous here. I want you to be honest with me and yourselfAnd more importantly, can you be fixed?
>>34765569So my dream of receiving my gf with a mediocre meal but made with a lot of heart will never become true?
>>34765569I'm always hungry (for dick).
>>34765580You're creaming at the thought of talking to your son about porn.
>>34765585I'm creaming at the thought of going home and getting fucked, not whatever the fuck you guys are talking about ITT.
Women.What are your thoughts on "playing hard to get"?
>>34765521>Limiting computer time and/or supervising it may be required to dissuade further pornographyWould you limit your daughter's Tinder usage to disssuade further hookup addiction?
>>34765590It's stupid. Getting to the point and laying put exactly what you're looking for and what you're flexible on prevents so much wasted time.>>34765592An addiction to casual sex would be a much more serious problem at that age than an addiction to pornography, and would require entirely different considerations.
>>34765596>An addiction to casual sex would be a much more serious problem at that age than an addiction to pornographyIdk anon, you can't just limit sexual freedom (as long as the sex is safe!)
>>34765597You can if you're legally responsible for them. Sexual freedom is for adults.
>>34765597NTA but the way to prevent a daughter from this sort of life is just embody a good father role model. Give her lots of love, tell her you're proud of her and mean it, take interest in the things she is working towards and encourage and structure her, and whenever she fails or hits a low point, don't judge or shame just be there as her support as a father.This sets the bar so damn high that she will normalize this and she stays away from fuckboys and fake nice guys, she will seek that standard the father sets in the men she seeks. And when she detects something is off she bails or seeks father's guidance every time.
>>34765230Kittenposter's arms and hands are so...MEATY. That thick neck and massive, rectangular torso; those clodhoppers. Never seen a woman built like that before.
>>34765604what if that doesn’t work
>>34765596>It's stupid. Getting to the point and laying put exactly what you're looking for and what you're flexible on prevents so much wasted timeThat's the typical male opinion on it, too. Not to mention having no mean yes but also no is dangerous and encouraging pests
>>34765608Idk what's typical or not. I just know what has worked for me. I got tired of dating a guy only to realize he's not interested in having the kind of long term relationship I want.
>>34765613Consider yourself a mentally mature woman then. it doesn't even select for devotion or a long term partner, just lust and self validation. It is very immature in my opinion
>>34765607>What if that doesn't workIt most often does, that's why the girls stuck in dick carousels are stuck there, bad/no father role models. And if your daughter were to make a fuck up and pick the wrong guy and get pump/dumped, it'll be because if inexperience with guys who fake charm and love bomb girls. They always fool girls at least once. If that happens just catch her when she falls and she'll be fine
>>34765616I mean I'm in my mid 30's. Took me long enough to figure out that being honest and embarrassing myself was the quickest way to find someone I could actually be compatible with.
>>34765607>ContIt's far easier to role model for a daughter as a father than it is to role model for a son, for the simple fact that if you do your job right, if you've provided a sense of safety and firm support for her, and you notice her efforts in everything she does and you help her get up from failure and encourage self respect in her, she's not gonna let any guy overrule your wisdom or judgement. The only time it's replaced is when she finds a good solid husband and you as the father can "give her away" (the wedding ritual) is where you as a father identified the man is a strong man and a protective and good man and you entrust her life to him to care for. With a son, you are going to be in competition often, he will get into trouble, he will defy you and he will want to prove he is better than you, constantly trying your patience and testing your resolve and locking horns with you, like a cub eager to become the pride of the jungle lol which is good and definitely something fathers enjoy, even if it's adverserial. But it's definitely objectively a harder task to raise a boy into a man than it is to guide a daughter to prosperity
>>34765622eww
>>34765618It's not embarrassing if you make your interest known as a passing, subtle statement or two and let it go. It's just a matter of showing interest in one another without making it a grand confession begging a response. We make things much harder than they really are
>>34765625I can't do subtle anymore.
>>34765625NTAIt's probably because I make it harder for myself as you say. But even the idea of showing interest in any kind of way, even passing, feels mortifying.
>>34765604And then you send her to college and all bets are off. The typical sexual journey of a woman isn't controlled by her mother and father.
>>34765628What DO you do then? grab their dick? >>34765631Just remember, everyone wants to feel wanted and valued. Practice complimenting people. Even just platonically with people you know and work up to people you are not as familiar with and you will get further socially and romantically. It doesn't have to be embarrassing
>>34765590It's not a real thing and is just a cope that men who can't handle rejection use.
>>34765628You and your type are never subtle.
>>34765636I outright mention my future plans and what I'm looking for. I also mention things about myself that may be a red flag for them upfront. Usually within the first few dates.
>>34765640What is "my type"?
Yet you didn't tell your therapist about your fucked up fetishes and a messed up sex life. Curious.
>>34765636>Just remember, everyone wants to feel wanted and valued. Practice complimenting people. Even just platonically with people you know and work up to people you are not as familiar with and you will get further socially and romantically. It doesn't have to be embarrassingYou're right, but still it sometimes feel like being seen, specially wanting someone, is embarassing. Retarded, I know, but it feels humiliating before anything even happens. Not to mention that I feel like someone being wanted or valued by me wouldn't care about it that much.
>>34765642Wait, so you walk up to the guy, mention your future plans for him and you and then you drag him by the legs to a date and say "i'm a crazy bitch btw"? Damn, you are blunt. Now that's what I call speed dating
what's the opposite gender to a non-binary "person"?
>>34765654non-nonary anon
>>34765650You don't say "i want you"You effectively say "you're desirable, btw"That leaves it open ended and not a direct confession. You are merely giving a compliment
If you want a fwb don't tell then “I love you”
>>34765651No. I mention my future plans and red flags after we've both established an interest in getting to know each other romantically and we're fairly comfortable with each other after a few dates.
>>34765660Yeah, that I get. But even a subtle "I find you desirable" puts me in the vulnerable position, it already shows the other person what I want.
>>34765366>get gemini to guess me-but-a-woman>see it>think "ew"now I'm sad
>>34763770What like Morrowind?
I am factcinated
Everyone can tell that you're fucked in the head because of your demonic energy.You carried the demons from your childhood into your adulthood. You will suffer greatly in the afterlife for being an evil person. You know what you did.
>>34765661Women can say whatever they want, it doesn't give their fuckboys the ick. Men just tune out the noise, fuck pussy and leave.
>>34765677I hope so. And I hope to see some old friends with me.
>>34765654>what's the opposite gender to a non-binary "person"?Depends on the sub-category. The opposite of bi-gendered, for example, is agendered.
>>34765662Oh, yeah. Sounds practical to me. And It is good you wait until you are comfortable enough with eachother because that would come off as cold and pushy on the first date. But you don't want to waste time either>>34765665Don't take yourself so seriously. Everyone else is just flesh and bone too, with their own vulnerabilitiesDo you think people are going to point and laugh "hahahaa!!! look! anon has wants and needs!!! LOL what a LOSER!"? Because if they did, that's more embarrassing for them than you, honestly. At a certain age, you just realise that what other people think has no weight
>>34765642>I also mention things about myself that may be a red flagSuch as?
>>34765632>And then you send her to college and all bets are off. The typical sexual journey of a woman isn't controlled by her mother and fatherTrue, but it's not about controlling it, just making an example for her to follow. If she does it doesn't it will depend on outside influences and personal values which is why having a religious home helps. Despite the secular liberal memes, studies consistently report that strong religious families that also have healthy parenting see the daughters mostly stay away from acting wild.It's not a 100% guarantee ever since the daughter has her own free will and any outside influences will be at play, but you can be rest assured the odds are much lower.Besides, who wants to send their kids to college in this day and age? Son or daughter. It's a scam
>>34765685Exactly. It's a balancing act to feel out when to be upfront without actively sabotaging any potential the relationship may have.>>34765690Too busy with work to list all potential red flags out. I usually get a feel for the person and let them know about things I feel they might care about.
>>34765690I have a snake tattoo on my vagooI have a 2 year old black son and his father gets to see him on the weekendsI go to postmodern art galleriesI like to go out to bars every weekend with my girlies even though im in my mid 30sI browse 4chanI can't cookAnd I despise anyone who doesn't have an Iphone
Going on a date with a fat chick tomorrow. Genuinely has some of the biggest tits I've ever seen. But I am worried about just how fat she actually is. She lives 45 minutes away so I don't really give a fuck. I dated a slightly chubby girl last year and from pics she wasn't my type, but then when I saw her naked she was hot, just a small belly.
>>34765696How did you see her naked before even going on a first date?
Plapped so hard, she never even wants to get into the country again.
>>34765696Interesting. Thanks for sharing. I'm going to sleep now, gn
>>34765693>let them know about things I feel they might care aboutExamples?
>>34765697Sorry I didn't see her naked lol. I knew her for like a week and then she started texting me, we had sex on the first date then dated a while after that. She left the country though so we split up.
>>34765702Oh I see.
>>34765694are you going for some kind of permanent world record in the red flag olympics?
>>34765685No, I don't expect them to point and laugh like a high school movie ot something. It's hard to explain, it's like it feels that being in the position of having to express interest is almost like begging for their attention or affection.
Good night/evening/afternoon/morning, femanons and gentlemanons. Remember to drink sum water and stay hydrated
>>34765700Like if they seemed profession-forward, I'd mention my education and employment. Or if they were big on going out I'd mention I don't like traveling or eating out much. Or if they seemed to be interested in something slow, I'd make it clear I'm looking for something quicker to take. Etc.
>>34765706>t. virgin
Is it normal for a bachelorette party to be a 4-5 day long vacation?? This feels delusional, I don’t even like the destination nor do I want to take time off and spend money on it.
>OMAD day where I just had energy drinks for lunchheheBut I still have to figure out what to make for dinner.
Men, FOR or AGAINST women woth visible abs?
>>34765723hint of abdominals > abs
>>34765723Against
>>34765711When do you tell them about your HPV, dating your cousin, shotacon fetish. Etc.
>>34765723Depends... depends how developed they are and if they make her look like a trannyIf not, then FOR
>>34765725>>34765727Why? Do you yourselves have abs? Are you in good shape?
>>34765723not a guy but how tf do I even get abs? hitting the gym 5 times a week for a year I still didn't get them
>>34765723women with abs have the smelliest farts
>>34765733>WhyWomen should be soft and squishy.
>>34765736Try cardio as well. Also what's your diet like? Are you sure you are targeting the correct muscles? Is your lower back touching the floor when you do the sets or not?
>>34765739fat women have the smelliest farts
>>34765742It's all women not just fat women.
>>34765742i dont want to imagine anymore
>>34764562>The direct feminine equivalent to "unc" is "auntie", though many internet users treat "unc" as a gender-neutral term or use alternative spellings like "ank" to describe women acting out-of-touch.Chat, fr?
>>34765738Bold claim. Did your research come from a gym locker room fan fiction?Weird thing to admit you spend time thinking about.
>>34765746I thought auntie was a compliment to women
>>34765746Auntie is a brown person thing.
>>34765749Unc is a brown person thing too. In case you hadn’t noticed, everything popular has been a brown person thing since the 70s
>>34765739>soft and squishyCan't stand organics
>>34764580
>>34765750brown women have the smelliest farts
>>34765723Can look good, to a degree. Like if she just looks trained, I guess somebody like emiru would be a great example, but you also need to have the figure for it.If you are a stick, but having a sixpack, that shit is just weird on both genders.However, generally a little bit of a malnourished look can be hot too.
This girl seems interested in me but hell she looks exactly like one of my aunts daughters and I just feel nothing for her. creepy
>>34764562>SYBAUShut your black ass up? I'm Unc, I don't know this one
>>34765759Bitch ass
>>34765760Uh... oh...
>Be janny>Have lots of money from my parents>Be a communist faggot with no job
Goofy ahh nigga
>>34765763>ahhDoes mommy's ipad have a word filter?
How do I get a remote job
>Whole world supports your useless feeder ass>Get to be a Reddit Mod all day playing videogames Marxists in a nutshell, gentlemen
>>34765765Ts js how blk ppl speak nigga
>>34765714Lol, I didn't know this was a thing. I kneel.
>>34765740i don't actually want abs it was more an observation that theyre difficult to develop.
im the fox who wanted grapes that didnt like me anyway and only because i gave the grapes attention, im very sour to never look at grapes ever again, how do i look at grapes again?
>>34765771You trade grapes for bananas.
>>34765762>no amongusHow old is this
>>34765768That's retarded. What if I started typing in Hiberno English? Dis is just how we spake so it is. And if ye don't lahk it ye kin fuck aff
>>34765762>No amongusHow old is this?
>>34765746It's because zoomers are too pussy to use "aunt" in case it offends browns who would accuse them of stealing "their" language. Either that or it makes zoomers too horny since many of them would fuck their own biological aunty
Ayyym wipippo don wash they chickeennn
I stile don't understand why zoomers felt the need to drop a syllable from the word uncle. It's not like it was a long word to begin with.
Extremely fertile
Unc means uncool
Where dreams go to die
>>34765802I know. I could be pregnant and just not know it yet. It's pretty amazing to think about.
>>34765803Uncool uncle?
>>34763206First time having a gf. Am I supposed to ask her for permission if I want to do favours for other girls now?Old crush has a broken taillight which I want to fix (once she buys the part) but I'm not sure if that's ok or if I should ask gf first. When in a relationship are all my services and help supposed to be just for her now unless she offers me to help others?
>>34765807Don't ask. Tell.
>>34765807Mention your plans anytime you'll be alone with another woman. If she has an issue with it, work it out.
My insurance has informed me that my requested service has been approved and that it will be covered, but I don’t know if that means all of it is covered or I will still have a bill, am I stupid ? I can’t find any numbers
Men, where questions?
Any PAWGs in the chat?
>>34765811Insurance providers are obligated to provide documentation concerning that sort of thing. It's somewhere in your app or on whatever site you used to sign up for it. Being "covered" doesn't mean you pay nothing, it just means they offer some amount of payment for it.
>>34765814Yeah whats up?
Femanons, do you still have a bush?
>>34765812What is a good starting line on hello talk?
>>34765819I've been too depressed to shave...
>>34765819Nope. Just stubble.
>>34765723>Men, FOR or AGAINST women woth visible abs?STRONGLY against.
>>34765812Women, would you take someone's virginity if he were dying and it was his last wish and only chance?
>>34765824I'd consider it if I wasn't in a relationship.
>>34765807>>34765809MYeah this. I wouldn't frame it as asking permission because that's kind of silly; just say "[x] asked me to fix her broken taillight so I'm gonna go do that at [time/day]" and if she has a problem with it then be respectful of it.>When in a relationship are all my services and help supposed to be just for her now unless she offers me to help others?One would hope that she'd admire that you like helping people.
>>34765819Yep, full. Almost considering buzzing it again. It's getting to a legnth where walking might pull it.
>>34765819yes I tried laser but even after 10 session my pubic hair persists
>>34765824Not unless it was >him. But he's not unexperienced.
>>34765836Because laser is temporary? You need electrolysis for permanent hair removal.
>>34765843ntg but the >him thing rly creeps me out
>>34765847>himAnons usually use greentext pronouns for troons, she just didn't get the memo
>>34765818Have you ever made it clap?
Do women ever desire to suck dick on their own volition? Like when horny, do you ever think "i wanna suck dick"?
I am prepared to bring order and stability in this world no matter what it takes.
>>34765856Of course.
>>34765857Dualistic fool that you are
>>34765845is that right? they advertised it as permanent. well either way I probably won't be able to get any hair removal any time soon so my bush is here to stay>>34765856yes
>>34765858>>34765860woaaa... awesome
>>34765861Do men ever desire to eat pussy that way, though?
women please give me rare foid lore
>>34765856Honestly, I thought everyone thought about harvesting cum constantly but I was talking to my sister and she said she hates the taste of cum. So I guess its not everyone but it HAS to be most of us. Its just so rewarding.
>>34765862Every waking moment. And some unwaking ones too.
>>34765862ntai like it more than i do the idea of normal sex, im a weirdo thoughbeit i doubt thats standard
>>34765862Yes.
>>34765862I think some of us do. But i understand that a lot of guys avoid eating pussy for some strange reason. Maybe its like 50/50, i'd guess>summoning throat cancer anon
>>34765863personal lore of mine (that isnt just horrific trauma) is that I have an extreme fear of flying
There's no point in approaching foids anymore because foids only go outside to fuck Chad, or they're going home after fucking Chad. Foids in these threads tell men to approach females because they still want the validation from their orbiters that they're valuable and desired after Chad ghosts them.>yes, Chad fucked and dumped me but at least I still have 100 orbiters who inflate my ego with texts every day heheIf she is interested, she will make it happen herself in 2026. Stop humiliating yourselves for non-virgin cum dumpsters.
>>34765863Crossing your legs in tight jeans can line up the seam of the jeans with your clit so perfectly that just shaking your foot for a little bit can get you off harder than a vibrator.
>>34765870Incelposting is so absurd it always just reads like satire
I still prefer to call them femoids
Women is piv mostly a "I do it for him" kinda thing?
I will now start using the solid snake method of smalltalk when taking girls on dates to interesting placesher: look, this is a deadly jellyfishme: a deadly jellyfish?her: yes its called a box jellyfish don't touch itme: a "box jellyfish"? I shouldn't touch it?her: yes its very dangerous
>>34765870Please keep your cuck fantasies to yourself anon.
You didn't have to penetrate:/
>>34765865>>34765866>>34765867>>34765868But what kind of pussy do you picture when you think about it? Like when I imagine sucking a disembodied dick in an empty void in my head, it's pretty featureless visually, but I imagine the smells and feelings.
>>34765872I'm not an incel. You can keep coping when foids invented situationships and come up with new terms every day for being part of Chad's harem. But I know you have an agenda to keep defending the idea that you whores are all innocent angels who never have casual sex, right? Have to keep men working, so we would keep paying taxes.
>>34765875Fuck no. I personally feel that piv is the single most overall satisfying part of sex.
>>34765863We need to sleep more than men
>>34765879As long as its not diseased or unwashed, im eating it. Pink, brown, black... small clit, big clit.... innie labia, outtie labia. All good to me lmao
>>34765879Hairless is pretty much the only consistent thing in my imagination. Also the taste and smell. Other than that, in terms of how it looks, I'm a fan of all shapes and sizes. Innies are more sleek to look at, while outies have more to explore and play with, so they each have their strengths.
>>34765875no, it feels good for me too, although I don't penetrate myself when I masturbate so its not like its amazing or anything
>>34765875if he's really tiny or has ED maybe. But not normally, no.
>>34765879I imagine the girl too, I usually imagine myself eating the pussy of a girl I like. Imagining her moaning and feeling pleasure is a big part of it. I like to imagine the taste, smell and warmth too.
>>34765876Sounds like Dennishttps://youtu.be/wJevL0a8XZU
>>34765882Besides the obvious of doing it with a living person that you like and all that, why is it more satisfying than, let's say, stimulate your clit at your own pace?
Unironically i wanna taste what pussy juice tastes like so badly
>>34765898Clit stuff and penetration are totally different. And masturbation and sex are also totally different. So comparing flicking it alone to being fucked is pretty much impossible. If you narrow down comparisons you'd like made beyond general satisfaction of either, I think there could be something more to say.
>>34765856NAG, but my gf demands this constantly. She says she enjoys it more than PIV. (And she enjoys that a lot!)
That’s beyond cold.. that’s a goddamn popsicle
>>34765890Does penetration feel that much?
Do women get horny outside of ovulation week?
Fuck me.Fuck me, I just ate a whole 200g block of mozzarella with some salt on it.
>>34765905ntais she latina?
>>34765908yes
>>34765908I'm at least generally horny most of the time, and actionably horny almost as frequently.
>>34765899>Unironically i wanna taste what pussy juice tastes like so badlyYou can make it at home. Here is how:>Take a raw potato>Cut it in half>Take a bowl>Fill it with milk, semi-skimmed or full skim>Add a tablespoon of salt >Mix it well>Take a coin, ideally a penny >Soak it in the milk-salt mixture for 10 minutes >While you wait take a knife and gouge out a penny sized hole into the raw flat surface of the potato half >Once the penny is done marinating insert into the potato >Give it a lick There you go
>>34765907i can feel the whole way inside if that's what you mean
>>34765870I'm just gonna hitchike this post to ask women what a good approach to meeting foids would be. How did you happen to meet your guys? I don't think cold approaching is very promising , and unfortunately I don't have a social circle atm thats big enough to meet new women through it. Also jobless so lots of time, but work isn't an avenue either.
>>34765908Depends on the woman.The most depressing ones can't even masturbate unless they are ovu.
Is there a way to improve libido?
>>34765909Are you American? Why is your mozzarella in a block?
>>34765908>Do women get horny outside of ovulation week?Most women peak twice a month, not once. But even between that, yeah.
>>34765914Please nobody do this. It creates a conductive charge that will zap your tongue. If the potato was big enough, it could even cause potato tongue burns (PTB's). Please be safe.
>>34765919Relationship goals.
>>34765919Hoenstly good for her for taking accountability. I hope her ex is doing bigger and better things though.
>>34765919>that piclegitimately nightmare fuel
>>34765919i have masturbated one time in the past 4 months (no sex)
I owe her an apology
>>34765911>is she latina?No. South Asian.
>>34765914its not the same if its not from the source...Needs to come from a real, warm, consenting pussy
>watching new he-man movie with friends>comic store nerd chick asks he-man if he's singledamn, I know its a movie but this is real life too.ill never match a tall blonde muscular dude
>>34765920get fit and specifically do cardio
>>34763206Women, do you understand the problem?
>>34765921I am European, why would mozzeralla not be in a block?
>>34765930>eastern latinasame thing
>>34765936Yes. Comparison is the thief of joy.
>>34765928Sorry to hear that, brah.>>34765926>Hoenstly good for her for taking accountability.Doesn't mean much if she's just going to keep acting that way desu.
>>34765936>Women, do you understand the problem?Yeah, the problem is that men are fucking idiots who think incel memes are real life.
>>34765926The guy probably aged like 20 years being with her, she can't fix that.
>karen gillan's husband has patchy beardmakes me feel better about mine
>>34765936yes the guy is angry because he automatically assumed she was telling him he isn't one night stand material and also prob assumed she had done casual sex b4 because he thinks women r too dumb to think of hypotheticals
>>34765940UhI think telling your partner that he is not sexually desirable to his faces is more like a straight up insult, nothing to do with comparison.
Male anons who are or who have been in relationships, did your gf make you feel desired?
>>34765936Yeah, maybe im a pessimist but its fucking insulting. I also just think hookup culture is nasty af.>>34765943This too though. I see how images like this get weaponized and its pretty sad. Most women would probably agree that calling your partner an ugly provider is wrong.
>>34765947She was trying to tell him "I would prefer to love and have sex with you for a lifetime rather than just a disposable short amount of time."
>mozzanipple
FUUUUUUCK
>>34765949One did, one absolutely did not.
>>34765951NTAProbably. But what it came out is "If I only wante you for sex or being good looking, I'd think that you're not worth it. Now, if you're willing to provide for me, that's different."
>>34765181no she wasn't roman
the only people that think hookup culture is gross are undesirable guys
>>34765919:( suboptimal>Xiodestined to be bpdemon
>>34765947>telling your partner that he is not sexually desirable to his facesHow dumb do you have to be to think that telling a man you want to marry him means you think he is sexually undesirable?
Women when you're masturbating would you rather be having sex in that moment
>>34765951You have to accept that casual sex is not as gratuitous for men as it is for women. Its the female equivalent of a guy telling you openly that you're good enough for a fuck but not good enough to stay overnight. In this case it implies shes does not feel any real attraction to him and only loves him in a "relationship" way, not a sexual way. Otherwise she'd be happy to sleep with him even if it is just for a night , regardless of any "relationship".
>>34765965>Women when you're masturbating would you rather be having sex in that momentNo. Masturbation complements sex, it doesn't replace it.
>>34765964NTAYou don't see that the problem is not that she said he's good to marry, but what she said before?
>>34765949>Male anons who are or who have been in relationships, did your gf make you feel desired?Some of them did, some of them didn't the one I chose to marry did big time. I'll compare the worst case example (an exgf) to best case example (wife)>exgf on valentine's day:"No you're supposed to just get me gifts and a card. I am not getting you anything because men arent supposed to get anything it's a woman's thing, not yours.">Wife>Wrote me a box full of love letters filled with words of affirmation designed to be read whenever I feel specific joys or lows.>Made me lovely home cooked meals each day even when we were just dating>Insisted on kisses on the cheek goodbye every time I'd have to leave the home, even if it was just to go to the store>Went all out on spoiling me on Valentine's, expecting little in return (though I insisted to match her efforts)
>>34765968If you can get sex too, sure.
>>34765714Brutal
>>34765718>Is it normal for a bachelorette party to be a 4-5 day long vacation?? This feels delusional, I don’t even like the destination nor do I want to take time off and spend money on itJamaica?
>>34765714>forcing the "I don't desire you" that virgins doI don't get it. Does it mean to pretend to not desire a woman whom you desire?
>>34765964With the amount of marriages that end up as dead bedrooms and gold diggers and women getting married just for stability existing in general, it's not that hard to imagine a woman would marry someone she doesn't really find sexually desirable
>>34765965Not always. Sometimes I'm masturbating to a fantasy that can't exist, so doing it pretend in my mind is the most that I could ask for.
Women, thoughts on piss play? Would you take a golden shower?
>>34765979In all honesty theres plenty of men who marry women they aren't really into as well, either due to tradcuckery or because they cannot stand being on their own without mommy.
>>34765949No not really. Sometimes I'd buy them stuff and they'd like that.
>>34765984I don't like piss in the bedroom. I'm mortified whenever I accidentally pee during sex, and I wouldn't want a bf to pee during sex either.
>>34765714Women, do you actually notice this like the girl in pic related?
>>34765969>You don't see that the problem is not that she said he's good to marry, but what she said before?No, I don't see that, because I'm not a fucking idiot. Only someone who is a fucking idiot would interpret it that way. This whole thing is based on a meme that ISN'T TRUE. The idea you have to be more attractive to get casual sex than you do to get a wife is a lie - and not just a lie, but a blatant, obvious lie. Men get offended by this because they believe a stupid lie that it makes no sense to believe. It doesn't even occur to women that anyone could possibly be dumb enough to believe the lie, so they don't stop to consider that men might actually be that dumb. The fact that men are, in fact, that dumb isn't the fault of women. Women can't be blamed for massively over-estimating your intelligence.
>>34765949Yes.
why do women in these threads always do the most charitable read on everything women say?case in point: >>34765936
>>34765977>I don't get it. Does it mean to pretend to not desire a woman whom you desire?It's when an effeminate man thinks he's being stoic and badass and does the Sasuke/shadow the hedgehog thing where in his head he says "Hmph... I'm indifferent." Whenever the girl is being nice to him. He does it to hope maybe she keeps pursuing or even ups her desire for him because he saw it work on anime or something. Like he saw Cloud Strife ignore Tifa & Aerith and he got the bitches, or Link never said a word but somehow got gerudo chicks, fish chicks, princess chicks.In actuality it's just a man "playing hard to get" which is a female coded move
love waking up to her texts :3
>>34765714lol its literally so true why do they do that??>>34765995Did you read the replies? Like one of four were positive and even the positive one was just "i think she meant this."
>>34765985Not really relevant but ok
>>34765999faggot (affectionate)
>>34765975Yes… how did you know
>>34765991So you don't get why saying why saying that you wouldn't a ons with someone or be a fwb with them comes out as you saying that you don't think they're sexually attractive as they are?
>>34765991Man you are mad
>Tfw mixed black but only have an average size peenIts over for me right bros?
>>34765836You should learn to love your bush>>34765821You too>>34765822Boo
>>34765991Thread went from nice to man-hating hours so fast
>>34765966>In this case it implies shes does not feel any real attraction to him and only loves him in a "relationship" way, not a sexual wayI think that would be true if she thought like a Playboy. And given the fact that she is a weak minded chick on Reddit who appeals for witnesses or people to wipe her ass to help her handle her relationship in guessing she isn't the type of person to divorce love from sex. Usually the only people who do that have a few screws loose. It's obvious she simply misspoke and tried to use sex dynamics as a way to try to flatter him in a hypothetical botched compliment. But her man no doubt took a kick to his pride testicles and is moping about it which he is entitled to do btw. Sometimes women kick our pride balls all the time without meaning it but when it happens it's better to just fire back with something playful or at least calmly tell her she gave you the ICK by accident and tell her the correct approach so she can handle it better with you next time
Uh oh. Anons your cat tracked in mud from their morning trek through the woods.
Any cute girls wanna commit wire fraud with me?
>>34766011could be worse, you could be fully black with a micropenis.
I would like to date a bpd woman because if she started going mad I would have an excuse to leave her without feeling bad and I don't really care id she harms her self
>>34766003um thanks?
>>34765996Close, but not quite. I attempt (and fail) to hide my desire because I'm too inhibited and most of all don't want to beg for pussy and be needy. Being "above it" and at least not making an ass of myself by getting rejected in full sight of everyone is basically my only cope for not getting laid. Now that I think about, it you may be right. There may be the dim hope that being "cooler" than all the other guys gets a woman do do the heavy lifting for me. I'll call you a nigger for being right and revealing an uncomfortable truth, but if it is true then it is true. Nigger. Ok wtf do I do now
>>34765991It's not entirely a lie though. Do many of the men get paranoid and insecure over nothing? Yeah, but so do women, arguably more so on average. And when they do they will pout or cry and everyone will soothe her even the man who offends her will feel awful and kiss her booboos. But if a man dare get insecure or slightly angry, oh now he's a bastard he's the weak man he's the potentially dangerous man he's the man who isn't a real man, he's the devil or the black sheep or the retard for the crime of showing a smidge of immaturity. I don't like seeing other men fuck relationship etiquette either but come the fuck on, we're allowed to have minor flaws and failures too, especially if it's from a shit worded compliment
>>34765990They do, bro. It's unironically over.
Ok women tell me what "I wouldn't fuck you casually if given the choice but I would marry you" is supposed to mean. Assuming you would do casual stuff which is implied.
Tig Bitties or Pig Benis?
>>34765991Maybe you could elaborate instead of mindlessly seething?You know , furthering intersexual diplomatic relations and understanding as is the spirit of this thread instead of getting your panties in a knot.
>>34766031>It's unironically over.No, the opposite. It means I just have to stop doing that.
>>34765991>>34765919
David Lynch was a cheateryet, all of his exes talked nice about himdoes this mean that as long as you're a womanizer that treats women well you can cheat on them and be seen as a good man?
>>34766032That it's your fault for thinking that sex is a mark of attractiveness or desire, probably.
>>34766032It means I'm not a slut retard. I thought men hated sluts.
Women, whats the first thing you think about when you hear the word "man"?
>>34766039as long as you make kino you can get away with anything
>>34766044A human being born with a penis and testicles.
>>34766041To men, it is. For women, its just granted. For men its a skill you have to develop. Its normal for women of all leagues to get stared at, but for the average guy its standard to be completely invisible to women. In fact, even as an attractive man you will be invisible at least some of the time. Getting sex requires active effort and will get you rejected aplenty.
>>34766041Why would it not be>>34766043Again the fact that you'd do causal stuff is implied in such a comment, if you can't entertain a hypothetical and just want to seethe don't reply
>>34766045>be me>watch twin peaks with friends>they roleplay as if it was actually scary>bob shows up and slowly walks towards the camera making silly faces>woow that's like so scary man
MenWhat would happen if you and your friend had a crush on the same girl?
>>34766051So do you want a slutty woman who'll jump on your dick at any moment's notice, or do you want a real relationship? If it's the former, I don't feel sorry for you nor any man who thinks like you.
>>34766053I'd join the army
>>34766000>why do they do that??Due to not having internalized yet that flirting with and hitting on women is normal, perfectly fine and absolutely expected.
Women, are you disappointed by the lack of sex scenes in movies?
>>34766051>>34766050please, don't respond to women who are just trying to pick a fight. No woman would say that sex isn't related to attractiveness or desire, this woman is saying things just to win the argument no matter what.
>>34766053Fight for her in her presence. Loser walks off and the winner mates.
Women are you tired of us (men)?
>>34766053Meh, I'd let him go first.
>>34766028>I'll call you a nigger for being right and revealing an uncomfortable truth, but if it is true then it is true. Nigger.>Ok wtf do I do nowThanks my Nigger. The reason why I was able to reveal it is because I have intimate knowledge of it. Do you know why that is? Because I did that too, I too, was a young guy who mained Vegeta in every dragonball game, I too chose the edgy image, *unsheathes two-bladed katana with blue flame aura* hmph... I am a lone wolf, a spirit of shadow, I am the cold night before the end of time [slipknot music intensifies].Edgy teen phase it is what it is lolYeah you won't be needy if you just tell a woman how you feel about her. That's literally all you do, just think of all the things you wanna say, type it out even. Do it without thinking just type it or write it out. Then take an eraser or delete key and take out anything that implies asking or indicating a question. But keep the rest>Hey can I tell you something? I think I like youEdit that to>I wanted to tell you, I like you.That sort of formula. That's how you remove the neediness. Pretend your male desire is a steak all you do is you're removing the rind of fat. You're just removing the uncertain/anxious/needy undertones and it reads as confidence.>Would you maybe want to go out sometime?To>I want to take you outThe closer the words "want" and "you" are run in a sentence, the more the girl hears "I want you." And that's what girl's deeply crave to hear.
>>34766058Do men hate sluts or not?>>34766061I'm tired of men claiming that they hate sluts and then crying if a woman isn't a slut.
>>34766053Roast
>>34766053Never happened because my friend is black and likes white women and I am white and like black women
whats the cutoff for a man being too tall
>>34766065Men want you to be a slut for us individually. I dont think women understand this
>>34766053Find ways to subtly dig at him when she's with me. All my friends are manlets so I'd stand very close to them and take every opportunity to showcase my height.
>>34766072Okay, what if I'm against casual sex with men I barely know?
>>34766052alright I love twin peaks but it's not supposed to be scary
>>34766077NTAAs long as that applies to every men equally, that's fair.
Women are you grossed out by 28 year old virgins?
I'd rather date a woman who's had a 10+ body count than someone who's posted even 1 nude online. Men do you agree?
>>34766052you realize he made more than just twin peaks right?
Got rid of the Switch 2. I am free. No more consoles. Ever.
>>34766053I respect the "I saw her first"
>>34766085Agree with what?
>>34766085I disagree because I've posted nudes before
>>34766072>Men want you to be a slut for us individually. I dont think women understand thisA slut is a woman who has rampant sex with multiple partners though. If a woman is yours and yours alone and she is being downright dirty and filthy with you in bed, that doesn't make her a slut it makes her your girlfriend lolI think the only reason why the word "slut" is used to describe a sexually enthusiastic girl is because as men the only time we saw women behave like that was what we saw in porn and we understand every woman in porn is a slut (she fucks multiple porn actors). If the girl hasn't done this and she just really really likes sex with you, that's not a slut. That's just a girlfriend
>>34766085>Men do you agree?No? lol. Is this a trick question?
>>34766032>"I wouldn't fuck you casually if given the choice but I would marry you"This is how men interpret it, but saying you wouldn't want a hookup with someone but would want a relationship is saying you wouldn't want JUST casual sex with them. And like it or not, men do not respect a woman who puts out for them too easily, meaning they're not likely to want a relationship.>>34765965>Women when you're masturbating would you rather be having sex in that momentSometimes, but other times I enjoy doing it alone. Get to go at my own pace. Can watch, read, or fantasize about anything I want. Can sit on the balcony of my hotel room and watch the sun rise over the water as I lazily rub myself while sipping on my coffee.>>34765936>Women, do you understand the problem?Yes, it comes with most women's lack of understanding men. For women, marriage is the goal line. For men, anything after sex is just dancing in the end zone. >>34766057>Women, are you disappointed by the lack of sex scenes in movies?No, I actually hate most sex scenes in movies and thunk they're just there to increase viewership, not for narrative purposes.>all the food looks horribleIt's ancient Greece. The food WAS horrible.>>34766061>Women are you tired of us (men)?Only some of you. You guys need to stop voting for the pieces of shit that you do.>>34766069>whats the cutoff for a man being too tall6'4Anything taller just becomes a chore.
>>34766065>Do men hate sluts or not?you're really stretching the point of the discussion just to make some gotchaa woman having casual sex doesn't make her a slut, and knowing your gf wouldn't choose you to have casual sex because you don't attract her on a primal level is hurtful
When you become too aware and realize that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration and that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.
>>34766095what's the cutoff for a man being too short?
>>34766069I feel too tall at 6’5 but this is probably the limit before my life would start to be seriously negatively impacted by it
>>34766064Good points, thanks.The more I think about it, its not the not getting laid that makes me feel like shit all the time, but denying your own needs just feels like shit and really eats at your self esteem if you do it constantly. Maybe its not so important what the woman thinks of it, but that I have been true to myself for once and acted according to what I want.
Women would you date a coward?>Personally im okay with LGBT people getting marriage rights>Grew up in an evangelical family>When they are being homophobic, i dont say anything
>>34766096>a woman having casual sex doesn't make her a slutwat
>>34766103wat? wat? I say wat? wat do mean??????wat? wat???
>>34766096>a woman having casual sex doesn't make her a slut.NTA but if we are defining casual as "not emotionally bonded with the person she is fucking, is fucking the person only for sexual pleasure and has no intention for anything more" then yes that is a slut in the eyes of many men and women too. That's why women who do casual sex often fail winning the long term relationships from anyone she casually fucks because the men who casually fuck her instantly think "She has done this to so many men before and she is incapable of love, like hell would I date her seriously."
you guys watching the new spider man?
>>34766072The point of a real slut (at least to non.-incels) isn't body count but the lack of selectiveness. Having a few casual sex partners isn't a big deal, but women who go on fuck rampages have a screw loose. It also means the yinvariable banged some nasty twats I wouldn't want to be Eskimo brothers with, because lets be real, casual sex may be easy to women, but racking up huge numbers while being selective with your partners is just not a thing for either gender.
>>34766099>what's the cutoff for a man being too short?Anything below 5'7, because I still want to be shorter.
>>34766102That's not being a coward, that's understanding that it's smart to avoid getting into political fights with your parents. Admittedly the circumstances would be different if you were gay yourself, but if you're just a "straight ally" (I don't like that term) then there's no real point in arguing with your family.
>>34766107>you guys watching the new spider man?Not until the weekend. I learned a long time ago that movies are better when a bunch of fucking nerds aren't cheering and clapping through the whole thing.
>>34766107I haven't given a shit about the MCU in years, so no.
>>34766106>because the men who casually fuck her instantly think "She has done this to so many men before and she is incapable of love, like hell would I date her seriously."that's hell of rationalization. Let's start by the fact that men are different between each other so the reasons may vary.Most men are happy to have casual sex with a woman, so they'll accept casual sex from her but not releationship because that's not what they're afterthat's all.
hello flat femanon.
>>34766108NTA some men have different thresholds for it. If I learned the girl had just 1 casual/hookup/fwb experience I bailed out, because that signals "slut/impulsivity/lack of self respect/lack of respect for other". If the girl has a body count of 4-5 but all of them were from he attempts at long term relationships that didn't work out, I'd take that over a girl who had just 1 crazy night where she fucked a stranger.
>>34766107Sure.
Anyone else hates how much (emotional) power women have over us?
>>34766107nah I think I'll rewatch the raimi films
>>34766087What a fag. How you gonna play Nintendo games in bed now?
>>34766120Not really, it's exciting.
>>34766120what are you talking about
I have sinned, me a flat lover jerked off to a chubby woman....
>>34766106Thats immense cope. In fact a woman who makes a huge fuss about her pussy and tries to make me jump through any hoops is an fwb at most. Because she will keep doing the same shit in a relationship and probably refuse to be my slut going forward. Which is a no go
>>34766114>Most men are happy to have casual sex with a womanNot for me or the men I surround myself with, nah. I was never a hypocrite about it. I didn't take in casual sex girls because I'm not a casual sex guy either.
>>34766087does it even have any games?
Women, do you think men with low confidence deserve to die?
>>34766126It is good to switch sometimes
>>34766125you COULD just grab and rape a woman but no, society says you have to do the whole song and dance if you want to reproduce, or you'll get in trouble cause rape hurts feelings
>>34765936If you told your gf she wasn't sexy even in an roundabout way she would freak outAnd somehow the same reaction in men isn't justified?
>>34766134This is a psyop from the Council of Chubby Kuchenfresser aka the COCK
women would you leave your husband if a famous rich guy (could be or not attractive) asked you out?
>>34766126You say that as if flat chubby women don't exist.
>>34766132There needs to be a mandatory boot camp for high school boys on how to act around and treat women
>>34766125>what are you talking aboutYou know like, compliments or critiques feel stronger coming from women. If a woman even slightly flirts with you, you think about it for the rest of the month. That kinda thing. Yk, the whole reason china has those honeypot spies
Women, why are you like this?>>34766140If a rich guy can steal your gf then you obviously didn't have that shit locked down.
>>34766140Why does he have 1500 followers? Whore
>>34766142no
>>34766142What about men who are already passed high school age? Public executions?
>>34766127>Thats immense cope. In fact a woman who makes a huge fuss about her pussy and tries to make me jump through any hoops is an fwb at most. Because she will keep doing the same shit in a relationship and probably refuse to be my slut going forward. Which is a no goThat's because you might have trust issues with women and it's probably because some women genuinely fucked your mind to shreds which is not an uncommon path to go down after getting dealt with toxic women
>>34766142And what would that entail
>>34766142Will girls learn to not hate boys and treat them like monsters and creeps?
>>34766142>on how to act around and treat womenwomen constantly tell me that you don't have to treat women a "special" way thoughbeit and that we should only treat them as humasn.
>>34766053She would chose him over me.
>>34766102you'd have to be alright with me being bi but I don't see anything wrong with biding your time around your family
>>34766149Just let them die out through natural selection.Change always starts with the next generation
>>34766149> Public executions?God, I wish there were male public executions with the women as executioners.
>>34766156>this is what women think of usdamn
I'm a NEET and college dropout with $50k in the bank. I've given up and I do not care. My mom wants me to get it together so I can get us a house. I just don't care bros. When single wide homes are going for $300k what's the point of doing anything? Literally, I'm looking at a local single wide that goes for $375k and it's on a 1.09 acre lot. It's all a bubble in the end. "It's not a bubble because people need a home." I have a home. It may be a 41 year old trailer but it's a home. My mom doesn't seem to get that. "Why did you drop out?" Because college is meaningless and soul crushing. I can't do it and I won't do it. The last job I worked was Lowe's home improvement in 2020. I couldn't do it either being a wagie is so soulless. Because for me if the job has no meaning, and most jobs don't, what's the point of working? For money? Why trade your soul for money? Hell, even if the job had meaning it would be meaningless. Trading your time for money is inherently soulless."H-How did you get 50k anon?!" I got lucky on shitcoins. I did small trades of a thousand here and there and the meme coins went up. But look, I just don't care. I could have a million bucks and I'd realize something profound. It's just a carrot on a stick. And it never ends. You always want more. But I think, in a world filled with material desire and the fleeting chase of wealth, the only true wealth is wanting less. Having less. Not everyone can reconcile the meaningless nature of everything a human being "has" to do in this life. I am one of them. Because if you really believe nothing has any meaning like I do you're just stunlocked. You can't do anything, you won't do anything. However, in a weird way meaning may still be forged.
do you think that gen alpha and gen z being so objectively stupid is a result of the natural environment (Idk, like chemicals in the water, or excessive CO2 in the air during their critical years), or more of a social problem of our own making?
>>34766156Based eugenic foid
>>34766101>Maybe its not so important what the woman thinks of itIt's not important at all, yes. The winning combo is to never ever ever ever care about what the woman thinks (in the relationship dynamic. If it's a female boss or coworker or some dynamic where thinking is a team effort, be a sport and cooperate). But in the relationship you will find more success when you stop caring what the girl thinks, only care about [why] she thinks it. That will take you to how she [feels]. Spend your focus on how she feels and support/assist/lead her on that level, because that's typically what women really want from their men.
>>34766151A couple things:1. Would force men to get fit. No more fatsos. Basically train men to be their best selves2. Would force men to learn discipline. No more lazy fucks3. Would teach men to actually talk to women so they don't sperg out and spill spaghetti. Would learn to actually ask out crush instead of beating around the bush4. Would teach how to accept rejection and move on5. Would teach how to act in a relationship and not be abusive or a cuck, etc
>>34766160I think COVID lockdowns forcing the generations to become terminally online and view social media as the real world is what fucked them over the most.
>>34766160Gen Z is actually not nearly as retarded as you think. They are incredibly disillusioned with a world that is basically modern day slavery. Just work your entire life away for nothing!!! Yeah, no. Most of us will just be happy with our computers rotting away instead. It's preferable.
>>34766159go to china
>>34766163how would you do that
>>34766165NTAHaving a job is not slavery, thanks for showing that your generation is retarded.
>>34766134no I feel like a fraud
>>34766144Actually femanons are like this
ngl Big Mitch's chinese spy gilf wife is kinda hot
>>34766005>So you don't get why saying why saying that you wouldn't a ons with someone or be a fwb with them comes out as you saying that you don't think they're sexually attractive as they are?Except that isn't what the women in the meme are saying, is it? If I come up to you and say, completely out of the blue and with no other context, "Hey, anon, you're someone I wouldn't have a one night stand with", you might consider that an insult. But if I say to you "Anon, you're such an amazing guy, I wouldn't waste an opportunity like you by ONLY having a one night stand with you, you're the kind of person I want to get married to, fall madly in love with, have children with, and have insanely hot sex with every single night for the rest of my life, except when I'm recovering from giving birth", that is not remotely the same, and only a fool would think those two statements mean the same thing.This meme is based on a belief that a man needs to be more physically attractive to get casual sex than he does to get married. This is NOT TRUE, and only fools believe that it is.
>>34766141yeah but by flat i also mean skinny
>>34766168wagie wagie
>>34766168Okay millennial. You enjoy those subscription services.
>>34766160People have been saying this about youngins for thousands of years. Theyll be fine once they grow up.t. zillennial>>34766102Idk Im trans and would prefer if my boyfriend didnt fight with his parents over me, yet he does anyways. I just dont see a point.
>>34766172She's Taiwanese. They're the biggest enemy of the CCP
>>34766165>Gen Z is actually not nearly as retarded as you think. They are incredibly disillusioned with a world that is basically modern day slavery. Just work your entire life away for nothing!!! Yeah, no. Most of us will just be happy with our computers rotting away instead. It's preferable.Millennial here. The fact you said this so confidently and without any critical thinking involved is precisely why we think your generation is retarded. When you zoomie 'tards came on to the scene I initially thought you guys were funny and I thought the shitposts and your popculture was some sophisticated irony, that you were defying the previous generation that came before (millenials) that it was all a smart mockery, and I was impressed. Then it turns out it wasn't irony, your brains are generally rotted down to the fucking nub.Not all of you though, I've seen quite a few zoomers who are thinking outside of the box but those are so few and far between
>>34766171my gf hates frogseven pepei dont think shes marriage material
>>34766180>>34766176
>>34766175>>34766176Oh no, low-IQ insults. How will I ever recover?
>i like flattiesstop being a pickme faggot, she's built like a 12 year old boy.
>>34766160>gen alpha and gen z being so objectively stupidI'm questioning whether that's really true. There are brilliant individuals of every generation and it's not like previous generations were so smart on whole.
>>34766171>>34766181
>>34766179She's Chinese (Republic of China)Perhaps Mitch's perpetually sucked dick is why Taiwan avoids invasion.
>>34766180>WORDWORDSWORDSWORDShow do i unsubscribe from this heckin blogerino
Life is too short to care about other losers.
>>34766180I think theyre clumsily arguing for wealth redistribution and workers rights. Probably american.>>34766186Yeah Im with you. Black and white thinking is usually indicates a lack of critical thinking.
>>34766189Lmao you can't even formulate your own thoughts and express any original articulation. You're like a sound byte box, just press a button and it's "meme reference. Buzzword. Culturally relevant insult word". Every fucking time too. A fucking furby toy has more depth than the average zoomer
I missed my chance with asking out my crush and I'll never meet anyone like her again, not in my situation How do I recover? I just want to embrace asexuality and give up. I'll never meet her again
>>34766194>I just want to embrace asexuality and give up.Doesn't sound like you have much of a choice in the matter.
>>34766193You are seething
>>34766194Just find crush 2, crush 1 was not that special
>>34766144>tfw no frog loving gf to keep toilet frogs with
>>>/b/951949816Should i shave my beard? I grew it out for a medieval LARP event and now that it's over I feel like I should shave it because it looks gross
>>34766192>Yeah Im with you. Black and white thinking is usually indicates a lack of critical thinking.NTA but obviously it's not a black or white thinking thing. There's many zoomers who are doing OK. Those would be from the parents who didn't hand them iPads and iPhones when they were in diapers. Unfortunately it's either a bulk of them or even half of them that are like this, it's really unprecedented. Keep in mind when you interact with the typical dumb stereotypical zoomer it's a grown adult in the 18-25 range. Keep that in the front of your mind and then ask yourself if it feels like a 18-25 year old, or does this feel like talking to a 10 year old?
>>34766201Yeah it looks kinda grody
>>34766203While I completely agree with you, I dont think its everyone and thats what op wrote.
>>34766198She was actually, and since I'm not in college anymore and approaching 27 (the age most are getting married), I don't think I'll meet anyone ever again outside desperate single moms or Filipinas desperate for green card
>>34766206what was so special about her
>>34766206>27>the age most are getting marriedbruhWhere the hell do you liveIs it one of those weird ass societies where everyone quickly and desperately looks for the "lovo fo their lives" because everyone has to be married by age X and finding a partner is like playing musical chairs ?
>>34766192Being a pedant who assume that every conversation needs to also explicitly account for outliers when otherwise speaking in generalizations is a sign of somebody who thinks they're smarter and more insightful than they really are.
>>34766205Yeah well obviously it's not everyone but it's still insane to see the unlucky zoomie bastards whose brains are mush. I never seen that before until that generation came along, I always thought talking to an adult aged 18-25 but comes off as a 10 yr old was the stuff of movies or fictional like Forrest Gump but now we got a swathe of them.>And they vote
>>34766173The girl in the op presented a dichotomy, ons or relationship, mutually exclusive. She's saying if it was an ons or nothing she wouldn't do it, but if it was a relationship or nothing she would. Nothing about tying the two together
Speaking of frogs, this song fucks so hard and I wish I were still driving around the countryside listening to it with my ex-boyfriend. Im so broken, my friends.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0KOBjfuqPo&t=82
>>34766204Alright. I might just trim it down to stubble. Sad to lose 3 or 4 months of progress but maybe I can make it grow back less patchy next time. I don't think my girlfriend likes it but idk how to ask her if she actually wants me to shave it without seeming like a massive insecure bitch. Planning to see her tomorrow and saying something like "i bet you'll be happy to see me clean shaven finally" or something.
>>34766208She was a 4channer>>34766209America but it's basically true. Most good ones are taken by now
>>34765875No. Piv is how I get off.
>>34766220>She was a 4channeryeah, It is for the best that you don't make it
>>34766209>Thinking 27 is too young to be married.Nigga after 25 perception of time moves fast. You will blink and you will be in your 40s. 27 means you've spent a third of your life already, and that's a generous estimate because most people don't live to see 81. So more than a third of life done already, 2 more chapters are you're taking a dirt nap.
>>34766201Women thoughts on these being the guys you're posting with
>>34766197NTAAnon, you're literally proving their point. There are LLMs that are less robotic than your retorts.
>>34766142MWould have helped me. Also abolish boys only schools
>>34766171Based WomenAreNotIntoMen poster
>>34766211Everybody being in the same centralized media ecosystem used to keep everybody at a bare minimum baseline.Topical example: Maybe you didn't read The Odyssey, but you at least saw the simpson's episode if you grew up in the 90's. Those people might not be on the same level but they're still in the same universe.Now everybody is in vastly different decentralized media ecosystems. Some people make good use of that, but for a lot of others they won't even be close to engaging with what the 'smart' groups are engaging in. It won't be a distilled, simpler, more digestible version, it will just be something completely different and worse. You aren't seeing the simpson's episode of The Odyssey that is keeping you sort of in the culture, you're watching a guy prank his gf on youtube or whatever.
>>34765936Yeah, men deserve to know they are sexually attractive outside of the bedroom.
>>34766227I gotta be honest Im team nuance but their reply did make me cringe for that same reason.>>34766226I literally dgaf
>>34765965Yeah
>>34766211Idk what kind of brown you are but come back when you can speak English properly
>>34766227>LLMsCan we please ban AI already? Ever since it dropped all I get assumed to be a bot just because I effort post in tirades of words. It's called poor impulse control channeled into creative writing nigger, once I start typing I usually just keep doing that lmao
>>34766231this guy is proof you can have 0 muscles and still some bitch thirsting for you
>>34766227expecting sincere investment in your whining whilst being whiny bitch is the peak of entitlementif you want me to take your opinion seriously then dont write essays about how much of a boring, angry faggot you are
>>34766229I still don't understand why women force themselves to date menIt's 2026Being a lesbian is coolBeing straight isn't
>>34766236Muscles help but they were never essentialLiterally just don't be fat or balding and the world is your oyster
>>347660695'8
>>34766238some mentally women still like dick for some reason
>>34766237And claiming that working a job is slavery isn't entitlement?
>>34766238>Being a lesbian is coolIf someone is switching up their orientation just to appeal to social optics like trying to be "cool" that's just mental illness.
>>34766236For both genders, literally the most important thing is being low body fat. Like 80%. Everything else is insignificant in comparison.
>>34766224Bud, I'm 35. You have no idea how long life feels unless you start doing the exact same thing every day after 25. Ofc if you decide that funs over by 25 and only live to wage and watch TV with the woife, time will fly by like its nothing. Your mindset just creates the kind of pressure taht leads to making bad decisions, by following "rules" that were made for subsistence peasants who kicked the bucket at 30.
>>34766237>>34766244>entitlementYou're both using that word wrong.
>>34766249no, you're just illiterate
>>34766249>>34766244I get that I didn't use the term properly, but I find it funny that the kind of person who thinks they shouldn't have to work to make a living has the audacity to accuse others of being entitled.
>>34766226You post your face then Mr giga Chad
>>34766245And switching up their orientation to be straight isn't? Being straight isn't natural for women
>>34766248>Bud, I'm 35. You have no idea how long life feels unless you start doing the exact same thing every day after 25. Ofc if you decide that funs over by 25 and only live to wage and watch TV with the woife, time will fly by like its nothing.And you're James Bond and every day for you is an exciting adventure where nothing is the same at all, every day a different location, different girl, different habit, right? Even if you're a street kind of guy and all you do is fucking side pieces and drinking with the boys every other day that still gets old and routine
Need a taekwondo baddie in my life
>>34766259this might be the most spiritually raped and soulless post I have ever read in my time on 4chanI legitimately have no words, it's unbelievable to even witness this level of thoughtless NPC behavior10/10
>>34766257>Being straight isn't natural for womenIt is, unless they have some spooky trauma childhood or some shit. Most women and men are straight sorry. The lesbian fetish of trying to poach straight girls is predatory and gross so if you are a lesbian anon yourself kindly stay in your lane, you got a pool of other lesbians to domestically abuse to choose from
>>34766263Cope lmao
Women, are you an uggo?
>>34766236It's never been about muscles, buddy.Men are attracted to muscles.
>>34766259>And you're James Bond and every day for you is an exciting adventure where nothing is the same at all, every day a different location, different girl, different habit, right? Even if you're a street kind of guy and all you do is fucking side pieces and drinking with the boys every other day that still gets old and routine
Whites have the lowest ingroup preference bar noneThe second is asians, third is browns (7/11 kind), fourth is tied for blacks and browns (9/11 kind) having the highest ingroup preference
>>34766267No, I'm hot. But I have uggo tits and an uggo pussy, in my opinion.
thread stinks like entjeet
>>34766271>I'm hot. >But I have uggo tits and an uggo pussyThat doesn't happen though. One of those statements is false.
>>34766271Wtf is uggo tits? what?
>>34766275NTAObviously saggy tits or she's got weird looking nipples.
>>34766270What is your question?
>>34766262>Spiritually raped>SoullessI would be surprised if you believed in either spirit or soul. If you do I'd be interested in what your perspectives are unironically, not baiting
>>34766277Why
>>34766262They’re eastern Canadian, they don’t have a soul. They’re essentially bugs
>>34766267Only a little>>34766271>uggo titsSame t b h
>>34766271Post it is it meaty
>>34766275>Uggo titsA lot of girls typically dislike their own tits and pussy it's their most self conscious body parts usually because real natural breasts tend to have some asymmetry to them somewhere and if the girl doesn't look like the Photoshopped/surgically altered sluts that win it big online or in the media she will get super pouty about it
>>34766274With clothes on, you can't see the uggo parts, just all the hot parts. So I'm hot to 99.999% of people.>>34766275Eat west facing, giant, bumpy, dark nips. Flat but somehow saggy tits.
>>34766271hi jh
>>34766287Very.
>>34766267im pretty average
I wish I had the confidence of an ugly woman.
>>34766294can i nibble on it?
Ngl most women have weird tits. I don't think any of my gfs has "good" tits I just had to tolerate them at best, they were just there and you get what you get. Good tits are actually quite uncommon so you don't really have anything to be worried about, he'll put up with it regardless of what they look like.
>>34766298You want no confidence whatsoever? Weirdo.
"Straight" women, what do you find unattractive about women?
>>34766053I'd let him have her.
MenHow do white people gain solidarity
>>34766304>>34766154>>34766063What's with all the beta cucks itt
Women what do you think about defeatist men?
>>34766301BlueValkyrie and JH are plenty confident.
>>34766309I think they're pathetic.
>>34766292Hi.>>34766299No, it's an exclusive snack.
>>34766307They're the majority now anon it can't be helped, having testicles for them is cancel worthy so they just lay face down in their own melodramatic patheticism
>>34766177Are you huss tuss trans?
>>34766310Idk about BV, but jh is attractive.
>>34766310Fuck you.
>>34766309Women answer this and explicitly tell the sad gay boys that their doomer mindset makes your snatch shrivel and dry into dust maybe it will motivate them
>>34766267This thread said I was good looking, but one tits a dd-cup and ones a d-cup, so theres that.
Yaoi time
>>34766319>maybe it will motivate themto rope kek
>ugly titsI had never considered it before now, but my peen is small and i gotta say I think he's a cute little gentleman, so I guess thats a nice cope to have.
>>34766316Proof?
>>34766319i dont really care about female approval that deeply, theres far gloomier things to doom for anyway
>>3476632067 tits
>>34766325She looked decent in the toon me posts
>>34766309I don't think about them
>>34766328
>>34766328>inb4 the crackhead filter one
>>34766226there's nothing wrong with him, you fag
>>34766328repost or shut up then
>>34766329why not? You could save us, but you refuse
>>34766323>to rope kekDon't worry the "chads" will save them or something. They don't listen to experienced men they will listen to "mommy" though they kiss and lick between her toes so many they will be "good boys" who will listen when they say that defeatism is like sandpaper against their vagina
>>34766320I have one ball bigger than the other
>>34766339I can't do shit for a defeatist. They need to change their own mind.
I'm 6'4 and I'm gonna marry a 5'2 woman to drag the heights down and make my sons manlets to do my part and help make sure being tall stays a status symbol. Sort of like Cronus eating his young.
>>34766339How about just ask experienced men to help you? Do you know how many of us are itching to wingman for you incels and give you all the encouragement and insights because if we can watch you get on our level and even surpass us it's a big ego boost for us because it proves that what we know is correct and you benefit from getting out of a fucking rut? It's win/win. Stop begging for the women to save you, mommy isn't coming to the rescue
>>34766315Yes, Im straight, feminine and pass flawlessly due to being intersex, though I dont really adhere to any typology.
>>34766302Gyaru/Jersey style.
>>34766307I'm not a cuck, it's just a depressing hypothetical
>34766352>this larp again
>>34766351You guys always abandon me when it doesn't work though
>>34766351ew, men are gross tho
>>34766342>mommy>kiss and lick between her toes>"good boys"getting a bit vivid with these metaphors mate
>>34766316I've posted upper face before. These guys/troons are just mad.
>>34766352>being intersex,Oh, I remember you now
>>34766361I literally posted pictures to prove it.
>>34766369you...posted your dick and vagina?
>>34766368Heyyy :)>>34766373
>>34766364Im deliberately repeating their goonerisms to them to show the state of things. Don't be naive you know damn straight every other thread is "mommy milkers" or some femdom emasculation wishing shit
>>34766373Thats not how that works.
>>34766362>You guys always abandon me when it doesn't work thoughWhat men did you seek for help in the past year as an example? And what were there relationship statuses do you remember?
>>34766369Post them
Why do I look the same as I did when I was 15
>>34766307>What's with all the beta cucks ittI'm neither, but for some reason most guys can't be happy unless they have a woman. Where's I'm content with work, hobbies, and friends. A relationship is a wonderful bonus, but not something I can't live without.
>>34766382Im taken.
>>34766351OkHow do I get laid? Not with a specific woman, just in general with a cute and nice girl,without having to jump through five million hoops and enter a "committed relationship" just to have sex. How and where do I meet women ideally, barring cold aproach? Do I still need to go and talk to them even if its not out of the blue? Is cold approaching on occasion a viable strategy if you have nothing else going on and just to get some practice with the whole thing?
>>34766307Havign a bitchfight for something so abundant as women is probably the most Beta thing possible. Imagine being such a loser that having an attractive woman around is so rare you have to fuck over your friends for it. Pathetic.
>>34766376might be leaning a bit too heavily into niche things people jerk off to when informing your beliefs about group level psychology
>>34766352that's not how dsd works, you troon.
>>34766386>Do I still need to go and talk to themhow would you have sex with them without talking to them first
>>34766389This ^I think they're just turned on by the thought of us fighting over them.
>>34766385Sure thing mr ikea meatballs.
>>34766373>>34766368It's the man with boobies!Hello!
>>34766397That's ENTJ?
>>34766394I don't konw, like just start talking organically. Though I have to admit thats not really a thing isnt it. Even with a friend of a friend or at some event theres a hurdle there, or am I wrong?
Women, why do you want us to fight for you?
>>34766389>Havign a bitchfight for something so abundant as women is probably the most Beta thing possible. Imagine being such a loser that having an attractive woman around is so rare you have to fuck over your friends for it. Pathetic.No one is calling for a bitch fight, what it calls for is having the nerve and the initiative to make a move and get what you want. If the other guy doesn't, that's on him. If the other guy is a close friend the usual play is you both don't pursue the girl because she isn't worth ruining the friendship for but that's for close friends
>>34766383How old are you
>>34766403yeh like half the posts in this thread
Women would you date a loser?
>>34766406I think only teenage girls are into that
>>34766401bit rude to throw troon slander at someone who is legitimately born with a hormonal/genetic disfigurement. Low even for you BV.
>>34766406Is this a draft thing? Because women are generally against that.
>>34766407>No one is calling for a bitch fight, what it calls for is having the nerve and the initiative to make a move and get what you wantNTA. Weirdly redpill way of putting it. Are you M or F?
>>34766415Meh i'm used to it. Some people understand, some people dont!
>>34766416Lol, I meant socially/sexually
>>34766415Stop misgendering them, that's what they identified as you niģǧɛṛłîç fag.
>>34766404yes, you can just talk to women it doesn't need to be "organic"
I mog BV despite the disfigurement.
>>34766411what do you class as a loser?
>>34766425>yes, you can just talk to women it doesn't need to be "organic"That makes a lot of women uncomfortable
I actually like it when girls dye their hair pink. It's like a neon sign saying "breed me"
>>34766433for me? it's neon green
>>34766429They're uncomfortable because they're not attracted to you and want you to leave them alone. Your style of approach won't change that.
GenderWhat colours have you dyed your hair?
>>34766433for me its bluebut im biased because of my ex
>>34766420Male. That's not redpill shit either that's just the way of it, the only people I see assuming that men must bitch fight is from women
>>34766425It feels weird though. But thats just a feeling, right?>>34766429I've done it a few times and that never happened. They can say "no" , yknow
>>34766435I guess that's true
>>34766436MredblondeblackI was considering trying out grey but i'm taking after my dad so i'm in my late 20s and i'll probably be grey in a year or two
>>34766429NTABecause you're a stranger cold approaching random women retard. Learn to make friends first.
>>34766433>>34766434>>34766437Neon sluts in general are talented ball drainers.
>>34766444>Because you're a stranger cold approaching random women retard. Learn to make friends first.So in other words, the conversation should happen organically?
>>34766436F Red, blue, purple, magenta blue forest green and purple all at the same time, purple again, varying shades of warm green.
>>34766446Yes. Any PUA guy trying to convince you of cold approaching is only setting you up for failure.
>>34766445one was checking me out earlier, felt pretty good
>>34766436>MaleNever dyed
>>34766447Hot
>>34766428someone who doesnt win
>>34766452I like the green it makes me feel like I can just crouch down in a bush and disappear
>>34766408I am 22
>>34766448The point is to get rid of your anxiety and get used to showing desire in women with low stakes.Its not a way to reliably meet women.
Men, are vampire titties hard or soft?
>>34766447Did you dye your bush?
>>34766457Wait until you turn 23 that’s when everything changes
the cashier scared me because she said good morning as soon as I opened the door
>>34766459>Men, are vampire titties hard or soft?Hard because they fill with blood and increase in mass after each feed they go soft and collapse after you drive a stake into their heart though
Cold approach is insane to me.I wouldn't any woman who cold approached me (hypothetically). If I was a woman I'd *definitely* wouldn't trust any man who cold approached me.
>>34766466>cashierShe was probably cute too
Do women actually like anything about men?
how handsome, tall and forward should i be to get a woman that looks like this?
>>34766473Their wallets and ability to reach the top shelfThat's about it
>>34766472why are they always cute?
>>34766461No I'm not putting bleach down there. Scary. I did my pits to match once.
I've decided that my twenties are 25-36
>>34766470Cold approach is for socially inept autistics don't worry about it. The rest of society usually marks them down as a sex pest and people talk about them behind their back at their strange antics, cold approachers are determined to do it because they think scripted YouTube videos are real life
>>34766470True but on the other hand I know no women irl
Broooooo, not on a blue board!!! think of the ads!!!
>>34766473I feel like I like men better in theory than in practice
>>34766477Girl, do you only wear white panties?
>>34766436F, Ive done my hair a lot the past 15 years and here are some highlights.>Black>Red >maroon >Vampire red>Creamsicle>bright orange>neon yellow>sunflower yellow>seafoam green>emerald>green-black>every shade of blue imaginable>violet>pastel purple>indigo>platinum>Every shade of pink>blue-black>black with blue bangs>black with hot pink bangs>black with pastel pink bangs>blonde with red fox tips and roots>Green to blue ombre>Pink with blonde bangs and highlights>cream to pink ombre>chestnuty red (natural hair colour) with cream bangs>chestnuty red with blonde highlights>subtle rainbow>smileys (shaved head)>stars (shaved head)>heat signature (shaved head)and many more...
>>34766476Idk man, it's almost like it's sorcery
>>34766473Ya, their sillyness
>>34766485Then you don't like men
>>34766307Because I value my bro who has helped me all my life than a random girl that I don't know yet. I could find another girl. but not another bro like my bro.
Dammit, why do I keep dropping words in my posts? It's like I accidentally the whole bottle.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
>>34766473Their sisters
>>34766436MNever dyed, only natural black. But I've always been curious about how I'd like with bleached hair.
>>34766464How do you know
>>34766485doesnt surprise me
>>34766496Ha a ha a a!
>>34766486What? The scary part is putting bleach on my cooch not staining my underwear green.
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>>34766487Lol, you remind me of my cousin. Have you dyed platinum blonde shaved hair with purple, leopard like spots?
>>34766493I guess not. I am sexually attracted to some of them but find them overwhelmingly disappointing.
>>34766509>I am sexually attracted to some of them how do they look like? give famous guys examples.
>>34766501Holy saggers
>>34766509Just date women ffsYou'll be happier
>>34766509That's because you haven't dated me!Never heard that one before, have you?
>>34766501Should have shown pussy ffs
>>34766504Any color of underwear get bleached over time if you have healthy discharge. The vagina is naturally acidic. This is why we replace underwear more often than moids.
WRchin “American Dad” clips
>>34766517Could a woman, in theory, let discharge fall on a moid face until it melted?
>>34766516>>34766512Who posted tits?I just joined the party.
>>34766509>WomenAreNotIntoMen wins againWhen will people finally understand the truth?
>>34766513Lesbian predator poacher back at it again
>>34766511This isn't helpful for anyone.>>34766513No thanks.>>34766517Why are you like this, this has nothing to do with HAIR bleach.
>>34766521You know who else posted tits?
>>34766504Also, airdry.*moids may now picture a woman with bleach on her bush, her legs spread wide, probably playing vidya games while it develops*
>>34766523Dykes give women more black eyes than any man ever could that's the only thing you do better than us men
>>34766526You likely will bleach your own coochie hair. It's not gonna throw your ph.
>>34766518Why not just watch the series instead of only clips?>>34766523NTA>Being sexually attracted to men and being disappointed by them is somehow proof of women not actually being attracted to menLook, could you stop projecting your lesbian fetish onto all women?
>>34766527No, you're not giving me any information.
>>34766517Bleach is the opposite of acidic you retarded cow
>>34766479Okay. Suggest an alternative then. Once taht actually works, so not online garbage.
>>34766528>moids may now picture a woman with bleach on her bush, her legs spread wide, probably playing vidya games while it develops
does a girl choosing to wear short shorts around you indicate anything?
>>34766520If she was superwoman or like female Toxic from Dispatch.You can bathe with bleach/vinegar in a low enough concentration.
>>34766530You remind me of a second grader who blames a sugar rush for acting really annoying and random what is the matter with you?
>>34766532
>>34766446It can't never happen organically if you are always nervous is the point. It is like lifting weights you need a progression
>>34766521Julia Benson aka Lieutenant Tits from Stargate Universe
>>34766525Actually I'm a guyJust saying if she hates us so much then she should fuck off
>>34766534>>34766537>>34766544Suffer. Hahahaha
>>34766531I want women to put up or shut upIf all they do is complain about men then they should just date women or be ace
>>34766549>should fuck offWhere did that poster say that she's actively dating men? Fucking off doesn't have to mean switching to women. You're the one making it weird.
>>34766554she is literally just farming you losers for (You)'s
>>34766545hehehehe....
Girls, would you support your boyfriend if he decided he'd rather go to prison than pay taxes?
>>34766554>If a woman criticizes me, that means she's actually a lesbianSo all incels and MGTOW guys who bitch about women are gay then?>>34766558I'm having a genuine conversation and I'd appreciate randos like you not butting in, thanks.
>>34766561No, tf. We have strapons at home.
>>34766562>genuine conversationok buddy
>>34766561No. Just because I agree that taxation is theft doesn't mean I support my boyfriend ruining his life over it.
>>34766562>So all incels and MGTOW guys who bitch about women are gay then?NTAProbably a bit, yeah.
>>34766535>Okay. Suggest an alternative then. Once taht actually works, so not online garbageWarm approaching is the biggest alternative. It's where you do the same thing as cold approaching but it's within a social setting where both you and the woman have a mandatory or social obligation to attend. So certain hobby groups, church groups, work or work-related social circles. The gym is the only exception to the rule due to gyms often has policy against approaching women mid workout. But basically any regular repetitive social, educational or work related setting where you frequently at least say "good morning" to everyone including the women is where the cold approach turns into a "warm approach" that has way higher success than cold approach.If you still insist on cold approach only do this in bars, clubs, and during travel in specific day time circumstances. For example if you are on a plane and you happen to be sitting next to a girl, you can begin chatting and building out of that. Or at a club or bar, if you are at the bar and a girl who happens to sit or stand next to you approaches for a drink, you can offer to buy one for her and start a chat (only do this if you have visually checked if she has a guy around or not. If she is alone or with a girl group it's all clear).But never wander up to people at public spaces like the streets or parks or beaches or libraries or that kinda shit especially not after day time
>ask men in relationships how they got their gfsIs a moot point if those men look nothing like you. Of course, he never struggled with relationships if your friend is some tall ripped black guy with a BBC and you're a short white guy in chastity.
>>34766565Am I not allowed to question or criticize posters who say retarded shit? My dearest apologies king of the thread.
>>34766562Your "genuine conversation" is with a rando not the woman who answered the question. So what difference do some more make?
>>34766562Incels complain about not getting anyWomen complain about the any they getCompletely different
>>34766575If you're sexually attracted to someone yet dislike them, you're still sexually attracted to them. Most women's complaints with men have to do with personality, not looks. INB4 "Muh dating apps".
>>34766562>So all incels and MGTOW guys who bitch about women are gay then?Yes. Next question.
State genderWhat country/language has the best literature?Pic related.
me when I get a bunch of (you)s
Only one time in my life was a woman interested in me and when she expressed it I got an overwhelming urge to beat the shit out of her for being retarded. I fucking hate women so much why are they like this, do they really just not think at all.
>>34766573Explain to me how criticizing someone is "farming for (you)s".
>>34766576She can be sexually attracted to men and also date women That doesn't violate any laws
>>34766580hot, I should jork to hentai
>>34766583Huh? Not the anon who said that you'll have to ask them.
>>34766584>She can be sexually attracted to men and also date womenThat was my ex gf. She was a massive serial cheater and she had a personality disorder (diagnosed)
>>34766586watch discode :3
my left eyelid has been twitching since yesterday
>>34766593That happens to me sometimes but it only lasts like 30 seconds at a time most of the time. Did you sleep like shit being tired or stressed makes it happen.
What would the world look like if women actually loved men?
What’s it like to have a long hard talk in a relationship? How do you go back to being happy with each other? I’ve never dated anyone and don’t get, how can people fight and still be in love?
would you have a thalmor bf/gf if the option was open
>>34766598Is this cause he won’t eat your pussy
>>34766597Would the men change to be worth loving or would the women love them as is in this scenario?
>>34766596yeah I haven't been sleeping well and been stressing a lot
>>34766570>But never wander up to people at public spaces like the streets or parks or beaches or libraries or that kinda shit especially not after day timePlease do keep in mind that not everyone lives in an american small town thanksI do this on occasion, living in a European meotroplis with several million inhabitants and no puritanism present. As I am at most a passing stranger, social consequences are nonexistent as long as you respect a no, but I've met multple women this way. Also please take into account that not everyone is a socially crippled autist who is unable to read social cues, some guys are just inexperienced with women and anxious and that it. >into a "warm approach"A warm approach is by definition when a woman looks at you or gets close to you or gives any other sign. No social obligation to interact is required. As for the rest, it feels exactly as challenging and intimidating as a cold approach. Thats what I was getting at. Regardless the context, its going to feel weird as fuck. No way to cope around it. >you can offer to buy one for her and start a chat You can also skip the simp ritual and just start a chat because thats what people, do, they talk to each other. If shes interested shes not going to give a fuck about the drink, if shes not you're just wasting your money anyways.
>>34766582Wait, what was the issue if she was hot? How did she express interest? I only have an urge to beat up ugly bitches.
>>34766598you just hate fuck and nothing gets resolved
>>34766603Women are loved as is so it's only fair
>>34766603women arent worth loving yet are loved anyways, so id assume the most logical hypothetical is one where this dynamic is simply reciprocated, rather than re-engineering all of human nature to be more naturally amicable.
*sees femanon and starts barking aggressively*
>>34766470MDue to cultural expectations I’m inclined to give women who cold approach a chance because that takes balls and they should be rewarded for putting their neck out their like that.I do agree that if I were a woman I’d be unlikely to trust a man cold approaching
>>34766606She wasn't hot she was plain. I'm a total fucking loser who stocks shelves for a living, ugly as shit, barely talk to anyone. Like why dude. Boggles my mind how women act sometimes.
>>34766571>tall ripped black guy with a BBC and you're a short white guy in chastity.Keep your cuck fetish out of this thread, you disgusting freak.
>>34766598Idk if you have mutual respect and love and are willing to hear each other out I feel like it's not that hard to be like "this is what upset me and why. I need X from you to feel better about it can I have that? I'm sorry I upset you, this is what I plan to do in the future to avoid this same situation, is there anything you need from me, I love you" Then the argument is over and you go watch tv.
*sees femanon and starts leaking precum*
Do some sexhaving men really think that everyone's responsible for their own orgasm?If so, what do they think is the motive for the woman to engage in unpleasurable sex with him?
incel samefag hours
Women does he eat you out
>>34766549>Just saying if she hates us so much then she should fuck offWho cares what women think though? Their thoughts are just hot farts. Do you know that women's thoughts are so unconventional and unorthodox that the entire field of relational psychology had to term an entire catch-all phrase they give to couples called "The thing is never the thing" to train couples on communication efforts? It's because of how women are. When they talk "the thing is never the thing". That's why you never should act as though their thoughts are indicative of how they feel, at all. If a woman is angered at you, it means she likes you.If a woman stops caring about you, it means she actually hates you at that point. If you can make a woman feel any emotion for you, even if it's anger or upset, you need to understand that in woman world, you are significant to her. To what degree varies, but point is women are like playing Mario Kart on fucking Mirror Mode.
>>34766611>>34766613Would make more sense for men to just stop then? Have some standards and stop loving women if you think they suck.
>woman has no interest in me beyond the platonic>that's fine I don't want that either>whenever I want to do something she's very adamant about how she's always busy with her boyfriend>tell her I'll just stop asking, when she wants to spend time she can ask>getting messages asking why I never want to hang out anymoreCan any women please translate this for me?wtf does she want from me
>>34766616>give women who cold approach a chanceIt's almost certainly a scam of some kind, and I don't want to be the one to find out.
Anon has West Nile virus
>>34766622>what do they think is the motive for the woman to engage in unpleasurable sex with him?Lock him down
Out of egg. Need egg in morning.
>>34766624mhm. i grab his hair and rip hot farts as he licks my clitty.
>>34766626You can't "choose" the love being described here, you dont understand human behavior. (because you are a woman and therefore are not human).
>>34766634I just got eggs. Get your eggs.
>>34766622>what do they think is the motive for the woman to engage in unpleasurable sex with him?Get money and moderate (if insincere and perfunctory) affection from time-to-time. A good deal, frankly, and one I've happily fulfilled more than once.
>>34766634>tfw no bf to eat a hardboiled egg out of my pussy
>>34766599im not really into elves
>>34766636If someone isn't treating you the way you want to be treated then you can choose to stop loving them. Might take a little work but it can be done.
>>34766626we are too straight for that. Unlike women
>>34766635>mhm. i grab his hair and rip hot farts as he licks my clitty
>>34766641JH moment
>>34766634Ovulating femanons be like
I watched some dudes occupy the pull-up bars today and they were busting out many more reps than I can do and much faster, but they weren't doing full range of motion. It looked like they were halfassing it and not taking it seriously? What the fuck was that?
>>34766641Ew Stay away
>>34766626women really dont understand the concept of truly admiring and appreciating the opposite sex at an instinctive, fundamental level. Very sad but also entirely unsurprising, it's probably part of the explanation for why no great works inspired by love are ever borne from women - they simply lack the natural inclination for it to begin with.
there was a time when I could smell AI images, like I swear they made my nose smell a certain smell when I saw them
>>34766650Were they kipping?
>>34766627You're her plan B. She doesn't want Plan B to disappear, you are to wait like a good doggy in case her boyfriend dumps her. Just ditch her
>>34766650when exercising, some people value intensity over form or even effective movements. It's not optimal but they either don't know that, or simply don't care.
>>34766646Good job, keep grossing this dude out.
>>34766645NTA>Being straight means being a pathetic cuck>>34766653NTAGetting a boner every time you see a mildly attractive woman is not "truly admiring and appreciating" the opposite sex at an "instinctive, fundamental level".
Either gender: I need to replace my sneakers. Any suggestions?
Gn. I just focus on my breathing and I am sleeping. Very easy.
Women, do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour?
>>34766668And of course I forgot to say that I am a guy.
>>34766671Used to as a kid, no longer do.
>>34766624Yep. He also eats my butt.
>>34766663>Nta>NtaDamn ok here's your attention
>>34766658I don't even want to be her plan A though
>>34766675How is not confusing people me being an attention whore?
>>34766671I like jesus. He can save me. But he doesn't have to. That would be relying on a man.
Girls, thoughts on relationships where the age gap is bigger than your age?
>>34766657You can tell she cheated the poor bastard those 64 years. I saw an older couple that was similar:>55 year old man>52 year old woman>"Together" for 30 years>They were married for 2 years or so at the start>She initiated divorce when she went to go study abroad >But she wanted him to stay as a "friend">She came back a few years later>Never wanted marriage back or an official relationship status>But still wanted to keep him around>Insisted he moves next to her home but never in the same home together>For 30 years and emotional tampon, followed her like a dog
>>34766682Pedophilia
Men, how big is your penis?
>>34766627She's trying to make you her beta orbiter, women instinctively enjoy having them and she sees that in you on some unspoken, subconscious level. She wants to be wanted, and she wants men who she will NEVER touch or see romantically to always be nearby giving her emotional energy.
>>34766678Ok good so ditch her should be easy. There's a reason why she does those cute little check ins with you whenever you start to emotionally distance, it's because she is trying to keep you on a leash.
>>34766685Not big enough.
>>347666858" x 6"
>>3476668513 or 14 cm I think? It's been a while since I last measured it, and I'm not going to do it now.
>>34766685>Men, how big is your penis?You're a homosexual male and I am not going to answer
Women, how big is your vagina?
>>34766694>13 or 14 cmBig dick for a 4channer
>>347666855" lenght, 5" girth. You can laugh, idc anymore
>>34766697Really? I think that's literally the average. Oh
>>347666854 inches on the dot. yes i think of killing myself over it sometimes
>>34766687>She's trying to make you her beta orbiter, women instinctively enjoy having them and she sees that in you on some unspoken, subconscious level. She wants to be wanted, and she wants men who she will NEVER touch or see romantically to always be nearby giving her emotional energy.Bingo.
>>34766656No.
women, why aren't you bpd schizoid cutiemaxxing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmowiU80Tc0
Anyone whose family name will likely die with them, do you really care at all about it? sometimes I do but I think big picture and sorta shrug it off.
>>347666854". I'm tired of answering this question.
>>34766699You cockmog me and im totally fine with my dick bro, be more positive. As long as it gets hard and does its job you're fine.
What exactly is a hickey Like a bite mark? Do normies really bite each other as a sign of affection?
>>34766715google it
>>34766685Small
serious question, why do the men who seem to "deserve" sex the least generally find such success with women? I'm not even particularly jealous or interested in emulating it myself, just pure intellectual curiosity. Are the looksmaxxer autists just correct about lookism being extremely downplayed at a baseline? I don't get it.
I wanna bite her neck
>>34766720Having an entitled attitude about sex tends to turn women off, especially if you're a spergy autist.
>>34766715It's a bruise, burst subcutaneous blood vessels, from excessive suction.
>>34766659So I shouldn't be trying to copy their style to improve faster?
Just cause you feel it doesn't mean it's there
saw an extremely attractive girl at my college light up a cigarette and got super erect.had to go sit down and wait because i was wearing running shorts.fuck bros why is smoking so hot
>>34766713>cockmogWell you got me to laugh at least . But ik most women would still consider that small
>>34766717If you don't know, don't answer.
Women, would you date an african?
>>34766726I get what you're going for, but this doesn't describe me at all so it isn't particularly useful as a response or witty and incisive as a retort.
>>34766706How do you even do thatWhy would it be beneficial
>>34766740Depends on the African. All Muslims are a hard no for me.
>>34766741It describes you to a fucking T lmao
The girl I’m seeing, won’t stop sending me mean remarks over text once in a while and I’m wondering If I should have some boudries and put a stop to it, or put up with it, because sex is hard to find.
>>34766744He has a bbc
>>34766753Well I'm not a size queen, so I really don't give a shit about that.
>>34766749How so? The word "deserve" isn't my own belief, hence the quotation. I'm referring to broad sentiments I see in culture around me when making this observation.
No gf to let me lie down on her lap after training...
>>34766732>why is smoking so hotThe small cylindrical object in her mouth reminds you of your penis.
>>3476668516 -17,5 cm
>>34766756Dude you just sound autistic as fuck
>>34766751I would express that it hurts your feelings. I am sure she would understand. Maybe it was a misunderstanding or maybe she was flirting? Is it possible that she is actually that rude?
where do i find a good practice gf
What happened to pookie?
>>34766657>BoyfriendThey probably fugged and had a normal relationship without papers, I wouldn't infer that he was cucked only from that. >>34766683>Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease
>>34766720The ugly losers who still get laid? They talked to women and asked them out. Maybe it took them a long time, maybe they got turned down a lot, but they eventually found one by intentionally courting a woman.Women don't walk up to your door or fall into your lap. You gotta go outside and you gotta talk to women
>>34766767I'd assumed that they would have learned from A Pimp Named Slickback since last time, but it doesn't seem like it.
>know multiple women that never seemed particularly interested in me>get a gf about 6 weeks ago>suddenly they seem very interested in mewhy are they like this
being a man is a cosmic joke. have you ever just walked around all day hard as brick? i know this is technically a medical issue but is it really? the penis cannot help but involuntarily react to attractive female homo sapiens.maybe society is the real illusion. we must return to the jungle.
>>34766773I'll keep reposting it to the board until they either learn or Janny catches me
>>34766769NTA but I've said many times in this thread the thing holding a lot of people back here is fear of rejection, not ugliness or autism. That fat ugly retard in Walmart with 5 kids probably asked out a hundred women and 99 of them said no, but he thought nothing of it and kept doing it until he found someone who said yes.
>>34766769>The ugly losers who still get laid?No, more specifically the brutish, rude, outright malicious men I see routinely with women when I'm out with people or in any social setting where I see others. Not trying to do a "men are heckin evil chuds" bit here either, its just fascinating how often I see outright immoral and antisocial behavior totally glossed over or even rewarded by women in society. It happens regularly enough with such frequency as to make me curious, which is why I asked. Maybe I should've been more clear on my definition of "undeserving" in this context.
>>34766773On second thought it should just get permanently stickied at the top and solve half of all threads before they are made.
>>34766755Do you have a bbv?
>>34766775I dont have to worry about that since im american. I could walk around all day and not see a single erection-worthy female
>>34766778this is not true this is your own projection on to others.most women are evil. sad but true. most of us innately know these women are evil. we will not approach them because they are evil. it's that simple.
>>34766779Are you sure you'r e not just a spineless bitch who thinks asking for extra salt on his chicken is immral and antisocial? Never heard your kidn of complaint from any other kind of person. Sure theres legit assholes who fuck, but so do the kind and considerate guys. It just determines what women you get, the shitty bitches go with the assholes and the nice girls with the nice guys.
>>34766778NTAProbably, yes. I guess it just comes to a point when it's hard to think nothing of a rejection, feeling more like a judgement of you as a person.
>>34766775If we lived in the jungle chad would probably have killed me as a baby and then raped my mother and added her to his harem
>>34766785you're trying too hard to sound different. it only makes your samefagging more obvious.
>>34766779It's confident/dominant/assertive which gets women wet like nothing else
One moid on discord said he would give me $2k just to hang out with himWhat do?
>>347667962k rupees isn't a lot of money
>>34766796Say yes but bring a gun
>>34766720>serious question, why do the men who seem to "deserve" sex the least generally find such success with women?Hello I am one such man. It's because we don't use the metric of "deserve" when in relationships. This affords ourselves and the women we date a sense of ease, comfort and a place to "let their hair down" which means things like masking, pageantry, keeping up appearances, all of that neurotic shit are things that are not necessary. Life is hard as it is, the world has gone to shit, work is a grind, people can be wicked & two faced, and the confines of our own minds can be dark places to be. The relationship should be the 1 (one) place where comfort and peace can be found, and that's exactly what we provide.>Are the looksmaxxer autists just correct about lookism being extremely downplayed at a baseline?They lack critical self awareness. They can't understand that for all their whining about lookism, it's they themselves who practice it. That's how socially incompetent they can be, they can't even gauge their own behaviours in relation to anyone else, and this creates a critical failure to connect with anyone.>No, more specifically the brutish, rude, outright malicious men I see routinely with women when I'm out with peopleWhat people don't tend to understand about these men is they are not brutish to the girl. The autist looksmaxxer assumes this because they think assertiveness/confidence/defiant mindset = abusive.
If women do pushups do their tits get bigger?
>>34766781I'm not black.
>>34766800And what is she gonna do with that gun? Unrape herself?
>>34766796Do it, but understand you'll be sex trafficked.
>>34766805Do you want to get blacked?
>>34766785>the shitty bitches go with the assholes and the nice girls with the nice guysWait until you see who marries who in the end. "People marry their triggers" is a common observation. Bad guy gets nice girl, nice guy gets bad girl.
>>34766803I wish.
>>34766806Rape him at gunpoint obviously.
>>34766806Its for committing suicide after the fact duh
>>34766808I don't fetishize race, I was just giving an honest answer to a question about dating Africans.
>>34766757>him sweatyPhew *wipes sweat*
>>34766810so all women are peclets?
>>34766801Thanks for responding. The bit about not being brutish to the girl does sort of ring true from what I can tell, but I guess it's just something I personally can't relate to so it's harder to understand. >>34766793Accusing people of samefagging when there's not an implicit motivation or conceivable benefit to doing so is moronic.
>>34766815Would you throw away your white genes to have his African babies?
wiman, r u a fairy or weitch
Women, what if your bf lost interest in sex?
>>34766823I don't give a shit about the potential race of the father of my children. Is he someone I can relate to and enjoy being around? I have no interest in entertaining your raceplay fetishism.
>>34766043Sluts are precious.
>>34766825I'd lose interest in him
i find it kind of funnyi find it kind of sadthe dreams in which im dyingare the best ive ever had
>>34766825Negotiate for the need to be met with someone else tested and trusted, or break up.
>>34766763I told her that my room was an absolute mess and that I was waiting for some boxes to put all my stuff in, so I’d rather go to her place instead. She insisted on going to my place, saying it wouldn’t matter and that she wouldn’t judge me. Now she keep nagging me about having a nasty room and how I should clean it up as if I didn’t know. She also makes mean remarks about me "taking too long to jizz"
Why is it so hard to find a woke hunky himbo that likes to be called a good boy? I hate men for not being woke hunky himbos that like to be called good boys.
>>34766830You said you would date a Christian or voodoo pagan African. What makes them more acceptable than a Muslim?
>>34766043sluts are good for the ecosystem
New thread >>34766828
>>34766830Mixed babies are ugly af though. You want ugly babies?
>>34766765She's still with me
>>34766839page 7 retard
>>34766842Image limit tho
>>34766839gayass pic unc
>>34766843>i MUST post my cringe images
>>34766837I just brought up Muslims as a hard no because Islam is cancer. I did not say that I would specifically date a Christian or a voodoo pagan. My ideal partner is a secular person.
>>34766825Why?
>>34766836>like to be called good boysIt get's old pretty fast.
>>34766830So you would let him impregnate your precious white womb with his dirty black seed to breed more shitskins?
>>34766095>And like it or not, men do not respect a woman who puts out for them too easily,Wrong men do not respect a woman who puts out too easilyThere is a difference, if you out out easily for someone else but not for me, then I dont respect you and I also know you hold me on lower regard than the men you do give it up easily for so now Im offended and I want nothing to do with you
>>34766850SHUT UPPPP
>>34766848How many black men have you had sex with?
>>34766842I dont care, thread is too long to follow and takes a few seconds more to load than I would like.
>>34766822>Thanks for responding. The bit about not being brutish to the girl does sort of ring true from what I can tell, but I guess it's just something I personally can't relate to so it's harder to understand.It's been one of those tropes that makes it into media, from books to TV shows to wherever one of the times where art imitates reality even in Kids shows too, a modern example is Ben 10. You had that smart nice girl getting with the asshole bad guy Gwen & Kevin. He was dumb under educated, antisocial to a degree, and was hostile towards most people. Except with her. She would say just one thing to get him to behave in the middle of verbally roughing up others and he is like "yes honey, sorry honey" lmao. Good luck getting those types of guys to admit that though they always try to act hard and pretend it doesn't happen but it does. It's a very selective thing though. He will only do this for 1 girl, one high value girl that comes into his life, the "unicorn". Who is almost always some type of nice girl. Though he will retain his edge and abrasive attitude towards everyone else except her. For her he usually melts
>>34766579>What country/language has the best literature?FThe USA, but the UK is a close second.
>>34766841How? Why? Wtf?
>>34766779Believe it or not, men are able to hide their bad behavior when courting a woman, and once they're committed relationship, he starts showing his true colors.
>>34766868Because she loves me
>>34766874>Believe it or not, men are able to hide their bad behavior when courting a woman, and once they're committed relationship, he starts showing his true colors.That's everyone. Everyone is always on their "best behaviour" when they're in that honeymoon period. Especially the women, they're so meticulous about this that even their bodily functions they will try to hide, timing their shits for when you leave the apartment/house
>>34766874>courting>bad behaviourEvery time I read something like this I assume the poster is american. Aren#t you guys supposed to be gruff, gun slinging cowboys who grab the nearest hot Salloon wench and ride off into the Mojave?Yet nearly all americans on the internet and this site especially are total fruits who speak like anti-alcohol league spinsters in a fit of pearl clutching. Wtf went wrong
>>34766824Witch
>>34766891Americans are the most neurotic people on the planet. Remember these are the people who consider 18 year olds to be the same as a 5 year old emotionally if they date a 30 year old. Americans should never be a role model for healthy relationship dynamics, their divorce rate is 51% lmao
>>34766899Weird pedophilic hill to die on, but die on it you shall.
>>34766891do you also think japanese people run around with samurai swords and bows
>>34766903Ok just make sure the 18 year old American doesn't shoot me with his rifle because children shouldn't have guns
>>34766824Son, we got hogs, braphogs, slampigs, anorexsticcs, and trannies. We don't do fairies or witches in these parts, ya hear?
>>34766912SONIC THE BRAPHOGHE'S A FUCKIN BRAPHOG PLAP HER IN THE BRAPPER
>>34766905Nips still mostly adhere to the same culture as they did 500 years ago, while the contrast between Western movies and IRL americans could not possibly be more jarring.An IRL mutt would already be having a meltdown over his hydration during a Westerns opening scene, and would most likely faint from the uncouth Alcohol consumption once we get to the Saloon scene.
>>34766922maybe because westerners are describing a specific niche subset of society and not the average american you retarded nigger
>>34766922weebs are truly the most insufferable phenotype
>>34766922Cowboys didn't exist in case you didn't know. This was a thing entirely invented by Hollywood, there were no cowboys going around like vagrant justice seeking vigilantes who walked into town to free people from their outlaw bullies. In real life their were only outlaws and sheriffs.
>>34766927Dunno, last IRL amerimutt I met was some guy from Kansas who had the attitude. He could drink and do stuff without engaging in dazzling displays of faggotry every five minutes. So its obviously still a thing, just not on this site or the internet in general.
>>34766937Just go to a bar in the south then. They're called rednecks. Some are based some are deranged, and make sure you wear your kneepads because you talk about it like you are angling to go to ram ranch
>>34765919Is this even bipolar? Where is the other part? It seems like she's just angryAnd yes it's common decency to text your so once you arrive somewhere after a flight.Based on his texts it seems like he's basically a gaslighter who tells her to calm down all the time. She just thinks she's bipolar because he tells her she's being insane when she gets upset for legitimate reasons, and her reaction here isn't about this it's about the other 90% of the time when he responds with 3 work texts once every 4 hours while he pretends that it's all about this one instance.
>>34766765My poookie?
I have west Nile
>>34765919Some of the most poorly written fake text chain I’ve ever read
East nile represent!
>>34766859Not her but 2 and 1/3rd
Tall men of /atoga/, do you defend manlets or jokingly mock their height?
>>34767022I don't mock people for their height. What's the point? I wouldn't even feel better about myself. Let the world be.
Don't you hate that feeling when you definitely need to cry but it isn't happening for some reason
A girl on a dating app is accusing me of using fake pictures and I’m not even handsome enough that someone would chose fake pictures like that.
>>34767022I'd never mock them for it. I'm 5'9" which is exactly the height I would prefer to be and I feel like my body in general matches my personality well, and I really feel for people for whom that isn't the case. I remember how much better and more confident I started feeling when I lost weight, because being fat made me feel deeply insecure and like no one could see past it. I can't imagine how awful it must be to feel that way over something you can't change.
>>34767022Men don't care about other men's height. That's woman brained
>>34767008I came here to post thisimagine taking the Rosetta mouth when you could have the Damietta
I find myself not thinking about sex as much as I used to, is this the beginning of the end? I'm almost 40 and have never dated, kissed, held hands or even bothered stepping into the romance arena or the stripper/hooker/escort arena, I wonder what I missed out on
>>34767022I dont care about other men (or their height)
