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Money is the one true God in this life. It dictates your outcome and you will be judged by how much you can and do provide. You will be remembered for the dollars you brought in. The single best advice is to go for the safe careers and save and invest as much as you can, as early as you can.

Also you need to date early and get married before 25, otherwise you're a creep and a loser.

Listen to society so you don't end up a loser.
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>>34763467

Gayest post on the entire site. Good work bro!
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>>34763467
Yeah, money is a measure of spiritual value.
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>>34763467
People have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams
So the Nothing grows stronger.
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I make 6 figures and own a house but I still feel like a complete loser because I'm a 35 year old virgin with no social life. I barely function in life
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>>34763738
No that's better than nothing, you got it right. If a woman comes around, you'll have the money. Keep grinding king!
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>>34763613
It's all we're measured by.

You wouldn't understand, but if you were a dad, and your daughter brought home a boyfriend, you'd give him the evil eye and lecture. You want whats best for your daughter! That boy is a demon if he doesn't meet or exceed the standards society placed on him. He has to provide, after all, to get the sexo.
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>>34763814
No, it's not. Human worth is measured by virtue, not money.
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>>34763861
ah yes: """vviiirrttuuuuee""" because there's a lot of that going around!
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>>34763890
It being rare just makes it more valuable. You need to stop viewing things through the lens of the ignorant horde and start viewing things through the lens of objectivity and truth.
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>>34763467
and to think that there are people who genuinelly believe this...
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>>34763738
Have you tried buy nice porsche and drive all night long while smoking cigs and listening to music of your choice?
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>>34764446
Asian parents were right all along
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>>34765844
This, but make sure it's an air cooled porsche
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>>34767526
you'll have made it in life for sure.
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>>34763467
Date and get married before 25?

I think dating is definitely asap. But diving into marriage is a kek. Cohabitate for a bit so that you know she wont take your good nut in the marriage. In most countries women get the first pick.
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>>34767659
>fell for the cohabitate lie
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>>34768010
You split rent and get to trial if you guys can stand being with each other 24/7. Whats not to like?
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>>34763467
Only if you let the powers that be dictate your life with capitalistic rules.

You know, the saddest thing was, I used to look down on the chronically homeless. I would bitch and bitch about how they were degenerates who don't contribute. But the older I get, the more I realize those street-living welfare cheats might actually have half a point. Why bother contributing to a society that is getting more dystopian and shitty each day, where your money is more but doesn't go as far, where corporations and the state fuck you in the ass every single day, where the very things that made us a country are eroded away by woke leftists. Yeah. I could 100% see all the incels in the next 5-10 years start dropping out of the economic system once the jobs dry up from the AI sucking them all away. The homeless problem will get worse, mark my words.
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>>34763814
>>34763861
A measure. “A” motherfeathers.
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>>34763467
Roko's Basilisk was not an AI thought experiment, it was a model for a new form of governance that will enforce the One Correct Lifestyle and retroactively punish all who did not bring about its creation and live in compliance with its laws.
Your achievements will be tracked and measured against your peers by an all-seeing artificial god.
Your contributions to society (or lack thereof) are being noted, and you cannot escape the reckoning that is due.
Add value to the system or it will be extracted from you.
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>>34763467
Not even Zach can refute this post, and Zach has a reply for everything!



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