How do I make sure my girlfriend finds me hot enough to be considered for a one night stand?
>>34766094You assume that she does and then get on with your life
>>34766094You don' t get together with chicks who have an active reddit account and are therefore too mentally retarded to pay a compliment without spilling spaghetti
Simple:Don't waste your time with low interest women. Or if you do, make sure you're aware she is low interest. Coffee date for first date. She cant ring up a huge bill at the coffee shop. That means she has to be interested in you. Kiss on the first date. Escalate until she stops you. I had my fingers inside my current girl on our first date and my cock inside her a couple dates later. Not amazing but it's better than being forced to "wait" when she didn't make Chad wait. If you say sexy stuff to her and she doesn't get horny over it, then she's not into you. She WOULD DO THAT for her billionaire vampire rapist book character ai ChatGPT bf. Just have a critical eye and make sure she was a slut for you. Because she absolutely was a slut for other men before you, and if you're gonna commit, you DESERVE that same level of treatment. If you're not getting it, then leave. I'm not joking.
>>34766212THIS guy rapes
>>34766221Ive only fucked 4 women in my life. I was a virgin til 29. I got punished for being honest with a woman, all that shit. I don't care now. I lie my way into their pants. I plan to fuck more girls. I don't care anymore. It really sucks because I really valued honestly, chastity, kindness, trust. None of that matters. It doesn't matter for jobs either. You tell the truth and be honest about your shortcomings? You get trampled. You lose out with NOTHING in return except your conscience. If you aren't Chad to your girl, then DO NOT GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED. Fuck her as often as she'll let you and then leave. Also, lose your job. Or tell her you did. That'll let you know if she's actually attracted to you or not.
>>34766094By having a one night stand with her first.
>>34766094You have to be MUCH hotter to be considered marriage material than you do to be considered one night stand material.
>>34766265Youre a foid aren't you
>>34766094Why do you want to be considered for a one night stand? You should want to be someone she wants to marry.
>>34766265Lol. Lmao even.
>>34766305>Youre a foid aren't youAll women think like that, which is precisely why it's such a stupid meme.
>>34766335Imagine being told that, ignoring the context of a current relationship, if there was another man right besides you in the same party, she would not even consider hooking up with you, she would rather fuck the other taller/more handsome/more charismatic guy, without first going through the whole courting process thats required for a long term relationship. How do women not realize how disgusting and insulting that shit feels???
>>34766350She would fuck him but not marry him. Do you want to be a one night stand or someone she picks for her entire life?
>>34766350That's not different from marrying a mid girl and seeing a hot stacy with huge tits in a bikini.
>>34766356The difference is that I have a soul and if asked I would not tell my wife that I settled for her and that the only reason I'm not fucking Stacy is due to circumstances, nor would I expect my wife to take that as a compliment. I would have to be retarded to expect that.
>>34766354I want to be desired as much if not more than other guys, I dont want to be the safe option, how the fuck do you keep ignoring the point of this conversation.
>>34766367Just abstain from alcohol and find someone who also abstains, then you won't have a problem.
>>34766374When I get drunk I do push-ups and kiss my gf, I dont say hurtful shit.
>>34766354You should be BOTH the man she wants to marry AND who she wants to have a ONS with.
>>34766094Women have dual mating strategy. Gene provider and cash provider. That's just how they are. Most men are cash providers.
>>34766536That's disgusting
>>34766350>without first going through the whole courting process thats required for a long term relationship.This last bit is hilarious. How do YOU not realize that what you just admit you consider some grueling courting process is what should be the whole point of it, not something you do reluctantly only to get sex out of it.That may not be how you see it but it is how women will see it you fucking retard.
>>34766574Im sure your husband will enjoy hearing that he went through multiple dates (and it's irrelevant to this argument if he even enjoyed those dates) while all you needed to get fucked in the ass in the parking lot by a stranger was a margarita and a 6'4 handsome guy whispering in your ear the right things. Im sure that will make him feel appreciated, specially when you also tell him that if he tried the same things, we would not be able to get sex the same way
>>34766581Why would I have a husband when I'm a heterosexual man anon? Interesting to see these intrusive thoughts of yours of being fucked in the ass by dudes in parking lots though. Something you want to talk about?
>>34766354i want both
>>34766590It's really nice to see that once your arguments get shredded to pieces by baby tier reasoning all you can do is call me gay, as if sucking cock makes me wrong about the hypocrisyof women.. My ego increases and my argument remains undefeated. Thanks.
>>34766574Courtship is fucking retarded, btw.
>>34766609Yeah I get it anon, you're an autist who doesn't do courtship and socializing and you want to just get right to the jackhammering. Unfortunately for you, that isn't how it works.>>34766607>my ego increasesYour cope increases, more like it.
>>34766094I had briefly considered writing an essay called “How to know if you’re being settled for: a guide for men who just realized how things work”. I wondered what I would make my first and most important sign, and now I realize what I would be.>she just fucking tells youKek
>>34766607>all you can do is call me gay,And also, this is rich considering your own go-to when I tell you something you don't want to hear is...to cope and pretend I must be a woman.
>>34766637My apologies, I genuinely thought you were a woman. If you feel thats offensive that's on you. At least I called you woman AND argued my pov. So far you are just shitposting
>>34766618In his defense, gay ass ritualized courtship and a womans legitimate desire to be comfortable with you before fucking is not the same thing. Like a friend of mine always "fucks on the first date", but said date is taking the women on one of his hikes and spending 10+ hours together. Ofc a normal, well adjusted woman is dtf after that if they vibe in any way. This tradstyle wining and dining is just a cringe way of passing that time while inviting ill meanign women to take your as a free meal.
>>34766337They really do not lol
>>34766666Checked based quints. How does your friend get women to go hiking with him on the first date?
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>>34766247>I got punished for being honest with a woman, all that shit. I don't care now. I lie my way into their pants. I plan to fuck more girlsShit, could you tell me more?
>>34768766Obviously talk to them first and be trustworthy, it probably wouldn't work if you're meeting women online. In taht case you probably need to meet on a "coffee date" or something quick first, so she can sniff you out a little. I'm also from a fairly densely settled country where most hiking trails are a stones throw away from the next village and not a great place to make people disappear.
>>34766094Are they esl or retarded? Cause that's pretty much the only way the way they meant it could have happened.
>>34766094My exes would always try to win me back after we split promising they'd be better and do whatever, sometimes their friends would try to get in my pants too. I was my wifes first and only at a time where I didn't have much to offer her other than sex and companionship; I was a real piece of work back then but she stuck around and when I got my shit together we tied the knot. Feels pretty good to know the dick was good enough that she needed to lock it down forever, but I guess seeing that you have something desirable makes you appreciate having it more.
>>34769162Telling one ex I got laid off gave her the ick, even though it made zero financial difference to her life because I was rejecting other job offers to go back to college. Should've just told her I was wagecucking still. I had enough savings I could have moved in with her somewhere. Or at least I would have gotten to fuck her, instead of a couple blowjobs and getting to rub her pussy a few times. Admitted to some other girl I had NO intention of marrying that I lived with my parents. She stopped replying after that. After that I just tell women what they want to hear so I can fuck them and then chuck them. Depends on how serious I am about them. Is it scummy? Sure but I don't give a fuck anymore. If I'm not getting some ass by the 3rd date I'm out and the first date is going to be coffee. Btw I was a beta virgin til 29 and still am basically a beta male. I still act a bit beta with women. But scummaxxing gets me laid. They lie about their body count so I'm gonna lie about my job. Fuck it.
>>34766247Based.
>>34769468>They lie about their body count so I'm gonna lie about my job. So your solution to some women being degenerate is to become one yousrself, just so you can satisfy your lust like 4 times in your life?This is a path to hell brother, if you don't change, you'll despise yourself since you have to moral ground to stand, you'll be despised by others for being a deviant - repent, and instead, NEVER be like them.
>>34769468You ever bang an 18 year old. Or does lying about your job only work on 28+ year old women
>>34770736I've never banged an 18 year old. I'm back at community college though so I might try soon. Esp a skinny jeeta. >>34770181Yeah I do. Because a lot of their notions of consent are built on bullshit. "Uhh he doesn't have a job so we can't fuck, even though if I get pregnant I'll just abort it anyway" literal nonsensical mindset. I judge their criteria for consent to be ridiculous so I just avoid them. It's no worse than chad pumping and dumping them in general. The result is the same.
>>34766354You are an imbecile
>>34770181>This is a path to hell brother, if you don't change, you'll despise yourself since you have to moral ground to stand, you'll be despised by others for being a deviant - repent, and instead, NEVER be like them.Sincerely go fuck yourself. People tell little white lies all the time including very morally upstanding people to try and get a better outcome. Many of them go on to live very happy lives and don't suffer in the slightest for this supposedly horrible transgression while those who have been honorable to the very end are almost always punched in the face by life over it. And the solution that faggots like you profess is to continue to be a nice little cuck who has to eat shit repeatedly because it's more "moral". You should be kind and moral and loyal insofar as it helps you. If you continue to be such while everyone else screws you over then you are a loser and an idiot who will die with nothing and will fade into oblivion as you realize with your dying thoughts that the afterlife that was promised as a reward for being a "moral" person according to nonsense written by a bunch of wealthy elders never existed and that you wasted your life being a "good" person for nothing.