>39>NEET for basically entire life>haven't left house in 10+ years>no high school or college education>dropped out of school in 9th grade>never had a job>never worked>can't drive>never had friends>0 social skills> morbidly obese>5'2">never had friends>parents are broke so I won't inherit anything>no skills>never exercised in my entire life>have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 yearsHow do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?
>>34771176Why do you keep posting this?
>>34771183Because I need help
>>34771176I’m 38. I had a lot of friends and exp but also dropped out and then hermit for awhile but there’s no real way out. Even if you change now you’ll be back. You could join the army since they raised the age to 41 that would fix your situation immediately and force change. Otherwise maybe do a part time job or you could travel. Theres no real fix
You were 95 two days ago, you discovered time travel ?
>>34771250they are impersonating me. I only post on 4chan like once a year
Well, you need to build on social skills and probably build on trade skills as well. If I were you I'd stop looking for shortcuts, and instead focus on a journey for you to get to where you need to be.
>>34771176Within the past week alone, OP has called himself 39, 30, 50 and 90. I fear that our old reliable here is beginning to lose it.
you need to shit yourself
>>34771305You made a funny typo there. You put "year" when you meant "day"
>>34771417He makes this everyday holy fuck stop replying earnestly you ape
>>34771176Throw yourself in front of a bus or train and hope anime is real. Also kill your parents for letting you end up like that. Losers like you don’t end up losers that’s extreme without parents actively sabotaging you at every step of your life.
>>34771176Here are the exact steps, OP. You are indeed in a very screwed position. 5'2, 39, no college or high school.Go work in a labor shop, butchers, cashier, underground auto-shop, anything.Make money, NEVER FUCKING EVER use it (since you live with your parents, this is realistic).Start hitting the gym. Get a good physique, become friends with people there.Do the things you never did.Learn to drive. Have friends. Try hobbies and learn your skills.Be proud of yourself. Anyone in your position would have already given up. But you are at least on /adv/ asking for advice.The gym + looksmaxx (just taking care of yourself) will help you get along with other people.The labor work will make you money.Use the money you made to get into a GED, learn about an occupation, get into college back if you can.
>>34772123again I am being impersonated. people have turned my cry for help into some troll copypasta.
>>34771176This has to be bait. How can this be for real? At no point between 15 and 39 did you think to put the fuicking brakes on this and actually say "I shouldn't waste my life."At this point you're done, it's over. I had to do everything right for a six figure job, college, good grades, being social, climbing a career ladder. My parents whooped my ass for getting a B-. What the fuck makes you think you'll waltz into that level of income with no marketable skills? You can't even drive? I can't even imagine being so functionally useless. Honestly I'm more pissed at your parents. They should be jailed for failing to produce a marginally productive member of society and letting you rot for 21+ years.At this point I would just say walk outside of your house and be homeless welfare cheat. What the fuck else are you going to do? Anything you would be able to do, some teenager could do, an immigrant does for less, or they wouldn't want to hire you for lack of social skills.
