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The police are *actually* murdering me or brain damaging me in some horrific and terrifying way.

I woke up after they planted a phone on the road on my way back from work. They used the phone as an excuse to literally, actually torture me in my sleep with a device or gas of some kind. I have a permanent headache because of the brain injury they gave me in my sleep.

Wyd in this situation bros
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Bump also i brought the phone home expecting a call
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Get rid of the phone and go to the doctor for headaches
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You are having a psychotic episode. None of this shit is real. See a doctor.
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>>34772253
You've been going outside without the tinfoil hat again, haven't you?
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>>34772253
Ditch the phone. Have caffeine for the headache. Slap a Freemason sticker on a window so cops will not mess with you.
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ah shit anon, you caught me. Ill leave you alone now.
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>>34772253
It's ok anon. Cops don't exist. You're innawoods right now. You just finished hanging the clothes you washed in the nearby creek and you're having some of the jerky leftover as a treat. Give friends a call and invite them over. Sing a few songs or play an instrument meanwhile.



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