The police are *actually* murdering me or brain damaging me in some horrific and terrifying way.I woke up after they planted a phone on the road on my way back from work. They used the phone as an excuse to literally, actually torture me in my sleep with a device or gas of some kind. I have a permanent headache because of the brain injury they gave me in my sleep.Wyd in this situation bros
Bump also i brought the phone home expecting a call
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>>34772253Get rid of the phone and go to the doctor for headaches
You are having a psychotic episode. None of this shit is real. See a doctor.
>>34772253You've been going outside without the tinfoil hat again, haven't you?
>>34772253Ditch the phone. Have caffeine for the headache. Slap a Freemason sticker on a window so cops will not mess with you.
ah shit anon, you caught me. Ill leave you alone now.
>>34772253It's ok anon. Cops don't exist. You're innawoods right now. You just finished hanging the clothes you washed in the nearby creek and you're having some of the jerky leftover as a treat. Give friends a call and invite them over. Sing a few songs or play an instrument meanwhile.