>49>NEET for basically entire life>haven't left house in 20+ years>no high school or college education or middle school cert or grade school fororoprrrrr>dropped out of school in preschool>never had a job>never worked>never understood the previous two phrases have the same meaning>can't drive>can't walk, I have to walk all-fours like a dog>never had friends>0 social skills>4 attack skills: Tackle, Quick Attack, Bite and Rollout>morbidly obese>5'2">never had friends>never was good at noticing details, otherwise I would have realized sooner that I already wrote the previous phrase once>parents are broke so I won't inherit anything but in truth they just disowned me because all I did in my formative years was blasting myself on weed and vodka since grade school>no skills, this kong has a funny face>never exercised in my entire life>never realized that walking counts as an exercise>have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 30 years>I relieve myself from my libido by raping any dog or cat I can manage to lure in my unkept garden using whatever ubereats I can snatch from the nearby porchesHow do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games and blasted weed since dropping out of sneed school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but I think I went insane long ago. Also I have OCD and I'm heavily reassurance seeking so no matter what advice I will receive, I will always keep coming back for more. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get? Yeah you get that right, I pretend to become a top tier bank director and if I can't RIGHT NOW it means the world is sick!!! SNEEEEEED
>>34773188Gem.
>can't walk, I have to walk all-fours like a dog>4 attack skills: Tackle, Quick Attack, Bite and Rollout.>I relieve myself from my libido by raping any dog or cat I can manage to lure in my unkept garden using whatever ubereats I can snatch from the nearby porches
And>some sort of birth defect bizarre rare medical condition
