I've never really had sex before. Is it embarrassing if one of you like farts during sex while you're inside each other and stuff? Does that happen often? What do you do in that situation?I can't imagine what I would do if I farted while in the middle of it.
>>34775803you laugh. depends on the partner as some would be turned off, but both parties tend to be a bit uncomfortable and vulnerable so hearing weird bodily noises or sharing strange thoughts is more common than you think.if you want to be careful though, take a deuce before disrobing or find a corner to take your clothes off and pass the ass there.
>>34775828>as some would be turned offI would be turned on
>>34775848that's cause you're a dude
>>34775803First, there are smelly farts, which are absolutely to avoid. Other, „volume farts“ which basically don‘t smell, happen. Laugh about it, and/or say sorry. In case it’s a shart, abort immediately, shout sorry and run into the shower.BUT: Mostly you‘ll concentrate about keeping your dick hard = asshole is closed by the same pelvic floor muscle. The action will not take that long = in some mins you could quickly hit the bathroom to relax. Don‘t forget to come back quick to cuddle with the lady.AND: Probably you‘ll hear pussy queefs, which sound a bit like farts. Happens in doggy position, depends on angle, size of your dick (= if it‘s able to push some air out of her), if she‘s relaxed etc. I looooove that little noise :-))
>>34775874>I looooove that little noise :-))Me too :3
It's good
Whenever something's embarrassing say it out loud and laugh nervously I guess
>>34775803But what if she has a fart baby?
>>34778113An indian?
>>34778333What?
>>34778333bro what?
>>34780906you necrod this shit to ask someone the meaning that left /adv/ 15 hours ago
>>34775803My gf burped in my face while we were fucking once and I came instantly
>>34781404That's hot