I need some encouragement not to fuck my hot coworker. I've been bone dry for over a year now and of course the girl who's into me right now is also my coworker. I love my job and I don't want to shit where I eat. Pls anon, remind me of why I shouldn't do it.
>>34778503Do it
>>34778503are they mentally stable? give us the cons about the woman. we want the full police report.
>>34778503Don't worry anon, she finds you ugly and disgusting. There's zero risk of that happening.
>>34778540Uh, she's quite tall , white, with big brown eyes, french Canadian. Fairly heavy set athletic type girl, ex volleyball player with very small boobs and VERY, very wide hips. Personality wise I would say that she's shy but quite strong willed . Both of her parents died recently and she has no friends so she's kind of adrift in life. She doesn't seem psycho but she does seem very sad and lonely and while she is quite submissive and feminine she does have a rebellious / feminist streak that comes out from time to time which is hardly surprising since she's physically bigger than many men. Not the type to use the internet much or social media or have many female friends her age so she doesn't have that influence on her. Low body count as far as I can tell. Kind of stupid and silly like all women but I don't mind this so much. The biggest red flag for me is that she is the sort of unshaved armpits rebellious / demanding type who stands up to me defiantly from time to time when I contradict her opinion about things and I have to teach her a lesson by ignoring her for a while until she softens up and becomes feminine again. Doesn't have the vibe of a psycho bitch from hell though, I have been with women like that and she's clearly not like that. Even though I know that all women have it in them to ruin your life if you cross them the wrong way I don't feel that would be the first option for this girl in particular. My biggest fear from her is the fertility of them wide hips because I don't want to have kids.
>>34778675nice, nice. this sounds promising, and you've passed the investigation exam. high marks. you might just get the job.do you have the suspects number?
>>34778503Get them fired, then fuck them.
bump. best thread in /adv/ right now and op sounds like he's willing to give us a report card on his efforts.
Dont shit where you eat is dogshit advice unless you are making 100k+ a year. Who cares just do it>>34778540>>34778732>>34778841You are even more cringe than Zach, congratulations.
