Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
>>34779221How about GOING OUTSIDE and speaking to ACTUAL WOMEN.
>>34779227State genderWhy would I do that.
>>34779227Walks up to random woman at the grocery store: "Why are women so evil???"
>>34779227Ew I don't go outside to talk to people I go outside to gather provisions and look at plants
Women, should I learn how to tie a cherry stem with my tongue?
>>34779227The ones where I live right now just ain't it. I'm definitely talking to women irl after I move.
>>34779227Women hate when you talk to them
>>34779227What about? And why?
>>34779227Have you seen how much sunscreen costs?
>>34779227You're right, I'm gonna ask that lady over there whether women prefer swallowing or getting that nut shot on their faces.Hold on a moment
Do you agree with what the United States government and its allies did in Libya?
>>34779239I'm not convinced it means anything
>>34779251How do you know the "Anonymous" is an actual woman?
>>34779246They like when I talk with them but then get bored and talk to another guy after saying shit to me like "how are you single" and "you're so nice"
>>34779258If they bombed the shit out of it then I'm all for it
what should i do here?
>>34779260I'm not talking about the anon.
>>34779257Asking that online/irl to random people is disgusting.
>>34779227I love talking to women. Women, do you enjoy talking to men
>>34779258MNo
>>34779266Hit my nigga
>>34779266Nigga you hit it.
>>34779266Hit
now what
>>34779280Hit
>>34779280Lmao you're getting jukedHit again
>>34779280Stay
>>34779280A bit more risky, but I think the odds of getting a card higher than 9 are not that high, hit.
>>34779269>Women, do you enjoy talking to menI don't really like talking to anybody irl.And here it doesn't really matter what they are I like bantering with disembodied consciousnesses.
>>34779284Who stays on 12? He needs to HIT
>>34779284Woman moment
>>34779227talking to women you don't know with no pretext feels like a humiliation ritual
>>34779286Is that all I am to you?
>>34779227Jokeing aside, you're not entirely wrong. I use this thread to cope not going out and talking to women IRL and sating my curiousity about them that way
>>34779294Ok NOW you stand
>>34779294STAY nice, the dealer can eat shit >Inb4 they get 21
>>34779292Yeah
>>34779292A lot of anons who use this site really do think like this. We’re just a journal that talks back to them.
>>34779294If you want to be funny, hit. If you want to win, you should stay.
:(
>>34779298>A lot of anons who use this site really do think like this. We’re just a journal that talks back to them.Nta but I can admit that's exactly what I do 90% of the time. Only reason I use you guys for it is because AI doesn't call me a nigger or demand to argue with me and I love an argument
>>34779302Lol faggot
>>34779292You're a slightly more human AI, yes
>>34779298>journal that talks back Not really? A journal wouldn't be such a dick sometimes lol. I understand that there are other sentient beings typing these things but their bodies are meaningless and unimportant to me.
>>34779302Typical rigged shit.
>>34779302Shoot up the casino. Fucking rigged "house always wins" bullshit.
If my hobby is writing extremely vulgar, sexualized poetry, where could I go to read it to a crowd? I think most poetry slams would kick me out.
>>34779302>Humiliation_of_a_faggot.jpg
>>34779305You overestimate my humanity.>>34779306It's shame, my body is amazing.
>>34779306Not really? A journal wouldn't be such a dick sometimes lol. I understand that there are other sentient beings typing these things but their bodies are meaningless and unimportant to me.Whoever you are, you're fucking based for bleeding the same blood as me that's exactly what I think too
How do I convince my trad gf to act more like a whore?
>>34779302Rigged
Do FemWeebs tend to be a bit more freaky?
How do I convince my whore gf to act more like a trad gf?
>>34779316Be more specific, do you want her to cuck you or dress provocatively in public?
ladies,would you show your bf your AO3?
>>34779316>How do I convince my trad gf to act more like a whore?Get married first and then she does it
>>34779227I tried that. Did not go well.
>>34779324lmaothat has the opposite effect dumbass
>>34779320>How do I convince my whore gf to act more like a trad gf?Go to church and embody godly values and she will adopt it as well.
>>34779323Never
>>34779327How do you avoid the post-marriage dead bedroom?
>>34779323I don't have one
I think what I really want is a puppy with a human body, but she has to only have eyes for me and be completely loyal towards me. What's wrong with me?
>>34779335You can't conceive a woman who would stay if she was able to think for herself?Either you're low self esteem or you're a monster.
>>34779335you can't handle people in actuality and just want a subservient pet that you don't need to put any work in for
>>34779335Real personality trait. Real rare or something.
>>34779335Terminally online, an Israeli hit squad has been sent to your home.
>>34779319Yeshttps://youtube.com/shorts/9V2Ys4fbeGQ
I need to get a 40 year old career gf to pay for all my shit
I wonder why did kitten poster parents divorced
עם ישראל חי
>>34779341FemAnonsHow would you react to your man asking you to put the cat/dog ears on?
What you must understand Femanon is that when you are in a relationship with me I always come first. I will love you but never as much as I love my self. Because this guy is worth it.
>>34779351no
>>34779355What if they said please
>>34779351With animal noises
She's my sugar plum
>>34779323>would you show your bf your AO3?FFFFFFFFUCK NO>>34779346>I need to get a 40 year old career gf to pay for all my shitWhy 40?>>34779349>I wonder why did kitten poster parents divorcedBecause Jews don't respect the sanctity of marriage. >>34779351>How would you react to your man asking you to put the cat/dog ears on?I like pet play. I already have a set of ears and a tail plug.
>>34779346I'm sorry WIDF successfully managed to manipulate you into thinking there is an influx of older single women available but unless you want 50+ 30-50 year old women are statistically the least likely groups to be single.
>>34779323whats an AO3
>>34779351Sometimes. Not if it's an important fetish for him. Needing it everytime
State genderBe honest, have you ever fantasized about participating in a real life battle royale?
>>34779356no
>>34779306>This >>34779298>I understand that there are other sentient beings typing these things but their bodies are meaningless and unimportant to me.There was a period of time where a femanon who frequented one of the same threads as me kept clocking my anonymous posts and vice versa and she had a funny way with words and a magnetic coyness and I know it must sound autistic but I was crazy about her. Wish I still had a faceless 4chan crush to pine over.
>>34779323I'm asking him to proofread my autistic drabble
>>34779339No I just don't find "regular" women attractive. I can't conceive a "regular" woman being infatuated with me like that and being loyal.>>34779340I don't find "regular" women attractive, though>don't need to put any work in forYou have clearly never taken care of a puppy.>>34779341It's not, sadly>>34779342That can't be. I'm American.
>>34779350Ay ¿Que dice? No hablo judezno
It's the evening or late afternoon in some parts of the world, state gender and what are you planning on having for dinner. If you've already had dinner, tell us what you've had. I myself am cooking fish with shrimp, potatoes and green beans
>>34779367MOh yeah, I've daydreamed about all sorts of shit that makes me out to be the hero who saves (insert girl I like at the time) and then we fall in love. Or uh oh, we are the only survivors of the Earth exploding and we made it to a moon base, only us two! Man, what are the odds! I figure people who say they didn't think of stupid shit like this, especially growing up, are just lying.
>>34779330>>34779361why not? he should respect your passions and exult in the opportunity to share in them.>>34779370that's more like it.
Men,She let you cum in her mouth and swallowed, but you won't kiss her afterwards. How can you still say you love her?
>>34779361>Why 40?Cuz they're loaded atp>>34779363There's always a few
>>34779378I'm not into my own brand(at least, I don't think I am), it is what it is.
>>34779323FI already show him lewd AI bots I make if that counts.
>>34779371You haven't met enough mentally ills? Some of them do behave more like animals. Theyre just not conventional attractive enough for most people to consider
>>34779374MNo idea, maybe a mortadella and cheese sandwich.
>>34779378>but you won't kiss her afterwardsNigga what? I'll make out with her as a reward
>>34779378Meh, I think I'd kiss her anyway. Seeing her doing that would get me more excited.
Femanons,what kind of fishgirl would you be if you had to choose? Crustaceans and Molluscs are also allowed.
>>3477937890% of women don't swallow and I don't even like blowjobs because I view them as evil foids manipulating me away from PIV/Anal so I don't care about this hypothetical.
>>34779383I only met the bad ones then
>>34779374Idk what to have for dinner before I see the Invite.
>>34779390>90% of women don't swallowWhy not?
>>34779374F. It is late afternoon but I have no idea what I'm having for dinner. Might not even have a real dinner I'm kind of over big meals I like eating 200 ish calories at a time every couple hours.
>>34779390>90% of women don't swallow
>>34779389Speak of the devil, the whale just swam in
>>34779393>>34779395*For me.If that statement doesn't apply to you then good for you.
>>34779390>90% of women don't swallowThat can't be right. It's so much more messy and inconvenient to spit.
>>34779374Mvodka and some canned corned beef hash, maybe dino nuggies if im extra hungry
>>34779390>90% of women don't swallowJamie, pull up the chart >evil foids manipulating me away from PIV/Anal Just do a reload you absolute noob. Can't find the key?
>>34779397I'm asking why they don't, not asking why the ones your with don't.It seems like the simplest recourse if she is already letting you finish in her mouth right?
Sleeping in the afternoon
>>34779389my gf said whale sharkwhat did she mean by this
>>34779367Myes but I have a bigtime martyr complex so all of my fantasies revolve around stuff like taking a bullet for someone who ultimately intended to betray me and dramatically bleeding out while they tearfully squeeze my hand and ask me why I'd do something so stupid
So signal is a fed honeypot right?
How much do women actually care if you are a mid 20s virgin if you have your shit in order otherwise?
>>34779405i didnt realize i could physically feel disgust. good job, anon
>>34779404>what did she mean by thisthat its a bad idea to stick any of your fleshy bits inbetween her teeth
>>34779378I do kiss her afterwards though
>>34779389One of the neat looking sea slugs or a crab would be cool.I don't feel much kinship with saltwater creatures can I be freshwater instead I wanna be a frog girl.
She'd be a swan I don't care that that's not a fish
>>34779361>I like pet play. I already have a set of ears and a tail plug.Nice
>>34779409glad I could help you discover new sensations, anon
>>34779410what teeth?
>>34779404Docile, large, graceful, does the succ
>>34779361tailplugs seem like they'd get super gross immediately and be hard to clean
>>34779365https://archiveofourown.org/works/54645817
>>34779389I'm racist against sharks, so none of them.
>>34779351>mfw when the single girl in my D&D group starts barking
>>34779412>frog girl THICC
>>34779227I don't think that's how it works.
>>34779416oh nvm my bad
>>34779420Mushoku Tensei if Rudeus didn't grow as a person
>>34779238What plants have you seen lately?
>>34779365>whats an AO3ArchiveOfOurOwnA site for original work and fanfics>>34779367>have you ever fantasized about participating in a real life battle royale?No, my battle strategem is more suited for a war table than a battlefield. I'd get murked pretty quickly. I have had this debate countless times about Hunger Games.>>34779377>why not?Same reason I don't want people reading my non-existent diary. It's deeply personal in a way I never thought I would be sharing.>>34779389>what kind of fishgirl would you be if you had to choose?Probably a mako shark or blue-ringed octopus. I really vibe with those two.>>34779414>NiceLet your freak flag fly, anon. You'll be hard pressed to find your person otherwise.>>34779419>tailplugs seem like they'd get super gross immediately and be hard to cleanNot if they're metal. Some are detachable, too.
>>34779421... I hate women who post in this thread so fucking much it's not even funny.
>>34779418>Docile, large, gracefulbut none of these apply??
>>34779431>>34779420So it's like a place for fanfics and smut? >Let your freak flag flyYet you wouldn't show your AO3 to your Boyfriend, curious!
>>34779389Angler
>>34779425I could basically be spider-man but I'd use my incredibly strong legs, sticky toe pads, and long grabby tongue to climb and fling myself around instead of web shooters and scopulae.
>>34779431>Probably the violent retard or the toxic retardYep
>>34779436imagine the head gamehnnng
>>34779438>SEEEEXDo niggas think about anything else
>>34779435AHAHHAHAHAHI was about to type "The fattest, ugliest bitch you know just posted this" then I saw your user name!! It's good to know you're spiritually fat on top of being fat.
>>34779310
Women with bfsWhy do you post here?
>>34779439you new to this planet bro?
>>34779435Based, time to collect simps and turn them into genitals melded to your flesh.
>>34779430Nothing too unusual. White pines and ferns and whatnot. Good stuff though.There was a funky tree in a cemetery that I took a picture of bc I don't know what it is I was gonna ask my dad. >>34779433Aspirational perhaps?
Both gendersPaul McCartney or Ringo Starr? Which one will outlive the other?
>>34779367M. No. I watched the film twentyfive years ago and it fucking terrified me.
>>34779431>It's deeply personal in a way I never thought I would be sharing.I get that but that'd only make me want to see it more. a girl and I showed some of our writing to each other once and it was terrifying but also really exciting.
Women are cute, I love their reactions to things.
Alexa, play MTC
>>34779436Why do frogs stick to their habitat so closely? they could live anywhere that has water and insects.I'm still owkey envious of some anon that posted about the frogs living on his toilet a while ago. A good omen, unfortunately he wasn't happy about it.
>randomly get hard>need to shit>cant get dick past toilet seat without some questionable positioning>tip is now against the toilet bowlfoids why did you do this to me?
>>34779447>I was gonna ask my dad.Reminder to do that.
>>34779431>Probably a mako sharkBut what if you want to swim out of range of the sensors?
>>34779461careful anon you can get a UTI that way
Do you think you can still say "I love you" and genuinely mean it?
>>34779449MI don't know, this question made me wonder if there's a betting pool on this but apparently Kalshi doesn't let you bet on that because it would incentivize people to kill one of them.
>>34779461I just let it sit above when that happens
>>34779466No.
>>34779459What do you mean?
>>34779465im not gonna get a UTI, I clean my toilet regularly>>34779469>he doesnt piss while shittingwhat the fuck?
OHHHH ELDEN RING
>>34779466I don't know, I say it to family because I am supposed to but I don't really feel love for anyone at this point.I see the value in it, I just don't feel it. Hopefully I will meet some cute weeb or just a girl I get along with at college and have that feeling come back.
>>34779473Just piss before you sit down wtf
>>34779471They don't really cohabitate with humans, even though they can easily get into and out of houses.
>>34779476You're meI'm so emotionally numbed and socially disconnected
As a fucking stuck up autistic loser KHHV guy of 25 years old, I am haunted between two wolves.The first one tells me that I should stick to my principles. To not compromise on my standards, stay monogamous, to not try in any way or form to attempt dating girls who aren't monogamous and treat love and sex like consumerist commodities.The second one tells me I'm gonna stay a loser thinking this way, that I have unrealistic standards, that love builds through experience and multiple relationships, that I might die anyway so might as well try anything and anyone.I've changed my life for the better and aim to approach girls anyways, but this indecision plagues me. What should I even aim for at this stage?
