Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
>>34779221How about GOING OUTSIDE and speaking to ACTUAL WOMEN.
>>34779227State genderWhy would I do that.
>>34779227Walks up to random woman at the grocery store: "Why are women so evil???"
>>34779227Ew I don't go outside to talk to people I go outside to gather provisions and look at plants
Women, should I learn how to tie a cherry stem with my tongue?
>>34779227The ones where I live right now just ain't it. I'm definitely talking to women irl after I move.
>>34779227Women hate when you talk to them
>>34779227What about? And why?
>>34779227Have you seen how much sunscreen costs?
>>34779227You're right, I'm gonna ask that lady over there whether women prefer swallowing or getting that nut shot on their faces.Hold on a moment
Do you agree with what the United States government and its allies did in Libya?
>>34779239I'm not convinced it means anything
>>34779251How do you know the "Anonymous" is an actual woman?
>>34779246They like when I talk with them but then get bored and talk to another guy after saying shit to me like "how are you single" and "you're so nice"
>>34779258If they bombed the shit out of it then I'm all for it
what should i do here?
>>34779260I'm not talking about the anon.
>>34779257Asking that online/irl to random people is disgusting.
>>34779227I love talking to women. Women, do you enjoy talking to men
>>34779258MNo
>>34779266Hit my nigga
>>34779266Nigga you hit it.
>>34779266Hit
now what
>>34779280Hit
>>34779280Lmao you're getting jukedHit again
>>34779280Stay
>>34779280A bit more risky, but I think the odds of getting a card higher than 9 are not that high, hit.
>>34779269>Women, do you enjoy talking to menI don't really like talking to anybody irl.And here it doesn't really matter what they are I like bantering with disembodied consciousnesses.
>>34779284Who stays on 12? He needs to HIT
>>34779284Woman moment
>>34779227talking to women you don't know with no pretext feels like a humiliation ritual
>>34779286Is that all I am to you?
>>34779227Jokeing aside, you're not entirely wrong. I use this thread to cope not going out and talking to women IRL and sating my curiousity about them that way
>>34779294Ok NOW you stand
>>34779294STAY nice, the dealer can eat shit >Inb4 they get 21
>>34779292Yeah
>>34779292A lot of anons who use this site really do think like this. We’re just a journal that talks back to them.
>>34779294If you want to be funny, hit. If you want to win, you should stay.
:(
>>34779298>A lot of anons who use this site really do think like this. We’re just a journal that talks back to them.Nta but I can admit that's exactly what I do 90% of the time. Only reason I use you guys for it is because AI doesn't call me a nigger or demand to argue with me and I love an argument
>>34779302Lol faggot
>>34779292You're a slightly more human AI, yes
>>34779298>journal that talks back Not really? A journal wouldn't be such a dick sometimes lol. I understand that there are other sentient beings typing these things but their bodies are meaningless and unimportant to me.
>>34779302Typical rigged shit.
>>34779302Shoot up the casino. Fucking rigged "house always wins" bullshit.
If my hobby is writing extremely vulgar, sexualized poetry, where could I go to read it to a crowd? I think most poetry slams would kick me out.
>>34779302>Humiliation_of_a_faggot.jpg
>>34779305You overestimate my humanity.>>34779306It's shame, my body is amazing.
>>34779306Not really? A journal wouldn't be such a dick sometimes lol. I understand that there are other sentient beings typing these things but their bodies are meaningless and unimportant to me.Whoever you are, you're fucking based for bleeding the same blood as me that's exactly what I think too
How do I convince my trad gf to act more like a whore?
>>34779302Rigged
Do FemWeebs tend to be a bit more freaky?
How do I convince my whore gf to act more like a trad gf?
>>34779316Be more specific, do you want her to cuck you or dress provocatively in public?
ladies,would you show your bf your AO3?
>>34779316>How do I convince my trad gf to act more like a whore?Get married first and then she does it
>>34779227I tried that. Did not go well.
>>34779324lmaothat has the opposite effect dumbass
>>34779320>How do I convince my whore gf to act more like a trad gf?Go to church and embody godly values and she will adopt it as well.
>>34779323Never
>>34779327How do you avoid the post-marriage dead bedroom?
>>34779323I don't have one
I think what I really want is a puppy with a human body, but she has to only have eyes for me and be completely loyal towards me. What's wrong with me?
>>34779335You can't conceive a woman who would stay if she was able to think for herself?Either you're low self esteem or you're a monster.
>>34779335you can't handle people in actuality and just want a subservient pet that you don't need to put any work in for
>>34779335Real personality trait. Real rare or something.
>>34779335Terminally online, an Israeli hit squad has been sent to your home.
>>34779319Yeshttps://youtube.com/shorts/9V2Ys4fbeGQ
I need to get a 40 year old career gf to pay for all my shit
I wonder why did kitten poster parents divorced
עם ישראל חי
>>34779341FemAnonsHow would you react to your man asking you to put the cat/dog ears on?
What you must understand Femanon is that when you are in a relationship with me I always come first. I will love you but never as much as I love my self. Because this guy is worth it.
>>34779351no
>>34779355What if they said please
>>34779351With animal noises
She's my sugar plum
>>34779323>would you show your bf your AO3?FFFFFFFFUCK NO>>34779346>I need to get a 40 year old career gf to pay for all my shitWhy 40?>>34779349>I wonder why did kitten poster parents divorcedBecause Jews don't respect the sanctity of marriage. >>34779351>How would you react to your man asking you to put the cat/dog ears on?I like pet play. I already have a set of ears and a tail plug.
>>34779346I'm sorry WIDF successfully managed to manipulate you into thinking there is an influx of older single women available but unless you want 50+ 30-50 year old women are statistically the least likely groups to be single.
>>34779323whats an AO3
>>34779351Sometimes. Not if it's an important fetish for him. Needing it everytime
State genderBe honest, have you ever fantasized about participating in a real life battle royale?
>>34779356no
>>34779306>This >>34779298>I understand that there are other sentient beings typing these things but their bodies are meaningless and unimportant to me.There was a period of time where a femanon who frequented one of the same threads as me kept clocking my anonymous posts and vice versa and she had a funny way with words and a magnetic coyness and I know it must sound autistic but I was crazy about her. Wish I still had a faceless 4chan crush to pine over.
>>34779323I'm asking him to proofread my autistic drabble
>>34779339No I just don't find "regular" women attractive. I can't conceive a "regular" woman being infatuated with me like that and being loyal.>>34779340I don't find "regular" women attractive, though>don't need to put any work in forYou have clearly never taken care of a puppy.>>34779341It's not, sadly>>34779342That can't be. I'm American.
>>34779350Ay ¿Que dice? No hablo judezno
It's the evening or late afternoon in some parts of the world, state gender and what are you planning on having for dinner. If you've already had dinner, tell us what you've had. I myself am cooking fish with shrimp, potatoes and green beans
>>34779367MOh yeah, I've daydreamed about all sorts of shit that makes me out to be the hero who saves (insert girl I like at the time) and then we fall in love. Or uh oh, we are the only survivors of the Earth exploding and we made it to a moon base, only us two! Man, what are the odds! I figure people who say they didn't think of stupid shit like this, especially growing up, are just lying.
>>34779330>>34779361why not? he should respect your passions and exult in the opportunity to share in them.>>34779370that's more like it.
Men,She let you cum in her mouth and swallowed, but you won't kiss her afterwards. How can you still say you love her?
>>34779361>Why 40?Cuz they're loaded atp>>34779363There's always a few
>>34779378I'm not into my own brand(at least, I don't think I am), it is what it is.
>>34779323FI already show him lewd AI bots I make if that counts.
>>34779371You haven't met enough mentally ills? Some of them do behave more like animals. Theyre just not conventional attractive enough for most people to consider
>>34779374MNo idea, maybe a mortadella and cheese sandwich.
>>34779378>but you won't kiss her afterwardsNigga what? I'll make out with her as a reward
>>34779378Meh, I think I'd kiss her anyway. Seeing her doing that would get me more excited.
Femanons,what kind of fishgirl would you be if you had to choose? Crustaceans and Molluscs are also allowed.
>>3477937890% of women don't swallow and I don't even like blowjobs because I view them as evil foids manipulating me away from PIV/Anal so I don't care about this hypothetical.
>>34779383I only met the bad ones then
>>34779374Idk what to have for dinner before I see the Invite.
>>34779390>90% of women don't swallowWhy not?
>>34779374F. It is late afternoon but I have no idea what I'm having for dinner. Might not even have a real dinner I'm kind of over big meals I like eating 200 ish calories at a time every couple hours.
>>34779390>90% of women don't swallow
>>34779389Speak of the devil, the whale just swam in
>>34779393>>34779395*For me.If that statement doesn't apply to you then good for you.
>>34779390>90% of women don't swallowThat can't be right. It's so much more messy and inconvenient to spit.
>>34779374Mvodka and some canned corned beef hash, maybe dino nuggies if im extra hungry
>>34779390>90% of women don't swallowJamie, pull up the chart >evil foids manipulating me away from PIV/Anal Just do a reload you absolute noob. Can't find the key?
>>34779397I'm asking why they don't, not asking why the ones your with don't.It seems like the simplest recourse if she is already letting you finish in her mouth right?
Sleeping in the afternoon
>>34779389my gf said whale sharkwhat did she mean by this
>>34779367Myes but I have a bigtime martyr complex so all of my fantasies revolve around stuff like taking a bullet for someone who ultimately intended to betray me and dramatically bleeding out while they tearfully squeeze my hand and ask me why I'd do something so stupid
So signal is a fed honeypot right?
How much do women actually care if you are a mid 20s virgin if you have your shit in order otherwise?
>>34779405i didnt realize i could physically feel disgust. good job, anon
>>34779404>what did she mean by thisthat its a bad idea to stick any of your fleshy bits inbetween her teeth
>>34779378I do kiss her afterwards though
>>34779389One of the neat looking sea slugs or a crab would be cool.I don't feel much kinship with saltwater creatures can I be freshwater instead I wanna be a frog girl.
She'd be a swan I don't care that that's not a fish
>>34779361>I like pet play. I already have a set of ears and a tail plug.Nice
>>34779409glad I could help you discover new sensations, anon
>>34779410what teeth?
>>34779404Docile, large, graceful, does the succ
>>34779361tailplugs seem like they'd get super gross immediately and be hard to clean
>>34779365https://archiveofourown.org/works/54645817
>>34779389I'm racist against sharks, so none of them.
>>34779351>mfw when the single girl in my D&D group starts barking
>>34779412>frog girl THICC
>>34779227I don't think that's how it works.
>>34779416oh nvm my bad
>>34779420Mushoku Tensei if Rudeus didn't grow as a person
>>34779238What plants have you seen lately?
>>34779365>whats an AO3ArchiveOfOurOwnA site for original work and fanfics>>34779367>have you ever fantasized about participating in a real life battle royale?No, my battle strategem is more suited for a war table than a battlefield. I'd get murked pretty quickly. I have had this debate countless times about Hunger Games.>>34779377>why not?Same reason I don't want people reading my non-existent diary. It's deeply personal in a way I never thought I would be sharing.>>34779389>what kind of fishgirl would you be if you had to choose?Probably a mako shark or blue-ringed octopus. I really vibe with those two.>>34779414>NiceLet your freak flag fly, anon. You'll be hard pressed to find your person otherwise.>>34779419>tailplugs seem like they'd get super gross immediately and be hard to cleanNot if they're metal. Some are detachable, too.
>>34779421... I hate women who post in this thread so fucking much it's not even funny.
>>34779418>Docile, large, gracefulbut none of these apply??
>>34779431>>34779420So it's like a place for fanfics and smut? >Let your freak flag flyYet you wouldn't show your AO3 to your Boyfriend, curious!
>>34779389Angler
>>34779425I could basically be spider-man but I'd use my incredibly strong legs, sticky toe pads, and long grabby tongue to climb and fling myself around instead of web shooters and scopulae.
>>34779431>Probably the violent retard or the toxic retardYep
>>34779436imagine the head gamehnnng
>>34779438>SEEEEXDo niggas think about anything else
>>34779435AHAHHAHAHAHI was about to type "The fattest, ugliest bitch you know just posted this" then I saw your user name!! It's good to know you're spiritually fat on top of being fat.
>>34779310
Women with bfsWhy do you post here?
>>34779439you new to this planet bro?
>>34779435Based, time to collect simps and turn them into genitals melded to your flesh.
>>34779430Nothing too unusual. White pines and ferns and whatnot. Good stuff though.There was a funky tree in a cemetery that I took a picture of bc I don't know what it is I was gonna ask my dad. >>34779433Aspirational perhaps?
Both gendersPaul McCartney or Ringo Starr? Which one will outlive the other?
>>34779367M. No. I watched the film twentyfive years ago and it fucking terrified me.
>>34779431>It's deeply personal in a way I never thought I would be sharing.I get that but that'd only make me want to see it more. a girl and I showed some of our writing to each other once and it was terrifying but also really exciting.
Women are cute, I love their reactions to things.
Alexa, play MTC
>>34779436Why do frogs stick to their habitat so closely? they could live anywhere that has water and insects.I'm still owkey envious of some anon that posted about the frogs living on his toilet a while ago. A good omen, unfortunately he wasn't happy about it.
>randomly get hard>need to shit>cant get dick past toilet seat without some questionable positioning>tip is now against the toilet bowlfoids why did you do this to me?
>>34779447>I was gonna ask my dad.Reminder to do that.
>>34779431>Probably a mako sharkBut what if you want to swim out of range of the sensors?
>>34779461careful anon you can get a UTI that way
Do you think you can still say "I love you" and genuinely mean it?
>>34779449MI don't know, this question made me wonder if there's a betting pool on this but apparently Kalshi doesn't let you bet on that because it would incentivize people to kill one of them.
>>34779461I just let it sit above when that happens
>>34779466No.
>>34779459What do you mean?
>>34779465im not gonna get a UTI, I clean my toilet regularly>>34779469>he doesnt piss while shittingwhat the fuck?
OHHHH ELDEN RING
>>34779466I don't know, I say it to family because I am supposed to but I don't really feel love for anyone at this point.I see the value in it, I just don't feel it. Hopefully I will meet some cute weeb or just a girl I get along with at college and have that feeling come back.
>>34779473Just piss before you sit down wtf
>>34779471They don't really cohabitate with humans, even though they can easily get into and out of houses.
>>34779476You're meI'm so emotionally numbed and socially disconnected
As a fucking stuck up autistic loser KHHV guy of 25 years old, I am haunted between two wolves.The first one tells me that I should stick to my principles. To not compromise on my standards, stay monogamous, to not try in any way or form to attempt dating girls who aren't monogamous and treat love and sex like consumerist commodities.The second one tells me I'm gonna stay a loser thinking this way, that I have unrealistic standards, that love builds through experience and multiple relationships, that I might die anyway so might as well try anything and anyone.I've changed my life for the better and aim to approach girls anyways, but this indecision plagues me. What should I even aim for at this stage?
>>34779473I'm not pissing while I'm erect either way unless I angle myself downward, try pointing an upward facing banana downward from your pelvis.
Women, what's the best romance in a video game?
>>34779481Literally me
>>34779481NTALet me guess, by "monogamous" you mean "absolutely no sex until marriage and if a girl has had sex even once she's a whore".
>>34779483When the tall block slides into the perfect spot to clear four lines in Tetris.
>>34779478What houses are you in that have enough water and bugs for a frog this is so stupid>easily get in and outAnd where they can do this? Some third world country where the majority of houses are built without windows like what is this?
>>34779486Fucking slut.
>>34779486>tallBlackpilled again.
>>34779479We can still make it. You don't lose until you stop.
>>34779434>>34779452>So it's like a place for fanfics and smut?Pretty much, but there are also original works that aren't smut.>Yet you wouldn't show your AO3 to your Boyfriend, curious!Some things there just aren't words to explain. But funnily enough, it's not the smut I would be embarrassed about, I've even posted stuff on here. It's the emotionally vulnerable stuff, because when people criticize things I am emotionally invested in, I get extremely defensive and take it as a criticism of myself and the things I care about.>>34779437>the violent retard I'm fast as fuck boiii >the toxic retardI may be small and pretty, but I will fuck you up.>>34779466>Do you think you can still say "I love you" and genuinely mean it?Yes, but only to five people. I do find myself tripping up with the idea that you can't love others until you love yourself, because I think that's not true.>>34779483>Women, what's the best romance in a video game?Objectively, Alistair in Dragon Age: Origins. He ruined real men for me.
>>34779477how about you kill yourself? i wont piss before sitting down>>34779482uhh anon i dont think thats normal. you should probably see a doctor
>matched with a cute trans girl>we exchanged contacts and talked for 2 weeks>she blocks me after I wanted to FT because I like talking face to face and we live in neighbouring countriesGirls, wtf was that?
>>34779489I'd wear an "I'm a Tetris Slut" keychain on my bag.>>34779490Sorry, you two by two squares just can't compete. The tall blocks get more points and fit better.
>>34779495Voice
they banned me for posting the blackjack shit
>>34779481>What should I even aim for at this stage?No idea, same spot down to the age (except I have held hands, later virgins) IMO the best ROI option is to just throw yourself out there and see what sticks. You learn what you want by experiencing things and through that learning what you don't want. The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't.
>>34779496I'm actually an l block
>>34779493>Objectively, Alistair in Dragon Age: Origins.Bruh, isn't that Carth/Kaiden's fruity ass? Unbelievable.
>>34779498I mean, it was the definition of "off topic" I can't say I'm surprised.
>>34779481>stay monogamousStay monogamous to whom, retard. Yourself?>attempt dating girls who aren't monogamous and treat love and sex like consumerist commodities.You might try moving on from high school mentally and accepting that most adult people don't declare a committed relationship right on the first date. Or before you have even so much as made out.Your glorifying and overvaluing sex to a delusional degree because you've never had it and think its some crazy moment of enlightenment or something. Its not.
>>34779494>you should probably see a doctorIt works fine so far, I don't see a reason to make an issue of it now. It just curves upward, can't be that uncommon.
>>34779502What shade, though?
>>34779496>I'd wear an "I'm a Tetris Slut" keychain on my bag.It'd be a good conversation opener.
>>34779507Light blue
GenderIf you were to write a story, for the medium and format of your choice, what would it be about?
>>34779497Makes sense, just seems like an overreaction
>women immediately become on average 3x stronger than men overnightwhat are the immediate results for society? What do YOU personally do?
>>34779485Absolutely not, by monogamous I mean being only committed to one person at a time. I don't care about bodycount but I do about attitude. I want to feel loved and exclusive and to give love exclusively.And I am asking all of this 'cause there's this girl who might be interested in me, but she casually hooks up with her friends and that terrifies my first wolf.
>>34779498Lmao, and to top it off you lost.
>>34779506im no dick expert, but a curve akin to a banana doesnt sound normal
>>34779510Probably a schizofrenic rambling about a man who feels alienated from everything and how distorted he sees everything. Like No Longer Human mixed with Notes from the Underground, but worse.
>>34779481You gotta figure out what's an actual moral boundary and what's childish repetition of unrealistic standards/vilification of people who don't adhere to those standards. My little sister was fucking insufferable about drinking until she tried it herself and was like "oh actually this is fine drinking doesn't make you a terrible person terrible people just sometimes drink a lot"
>>34779510a guy who post on atoga everyday finally gets a girlfriend and a group of Friends and his life ends up being about partying, having sex and getting fucked up
>>34779508Ikr? It has to be a thing already.>>34779509>blueblocks post ITTI should've known.
>>34779493>I get extremely defensive and take it as a criticism of myself and the things I care about.I get thatI wonder if there are any good Danganronpa fanfics on there, that series has to be a magnet for them.
>>34779512Start trying to bench press men that look like they weigh 150 or less.
>>34779481>The first one tells me that I should stick to my principles. To not compromise on my standards, stay monogamous, to not try in any way or form to attempt dating girls who aren't monogamous and treat love and sex like consumerist commodities.Pick this one. While I never got diagnosed as an autist (they checked) I did get diagnosed as Adhd. By all metrics I should have been the fuckboys/badguy/whore-hopper/womaniser my mind is rigged for it. High impulsivity, easily bored, can't focus on one thing for long (including humans), and a strong proclivity for addiction and an all-or-nothing mindset = Fuck a girl, don't think of consequences, get bored of her, dump her, and demand to do this to every flavour of girl that should have been me. Thankfully my parents taught me good values, never divorced & I was brought up in a religious environment so that never happened.Why do I bring all this shit up? Because you're doing the autism black-or-white thing (either I commit to this path or say fuck it and do the other path). And by doing that on this particular matter you may trick yourself into doubting the validity of the former values (avoiding girls who treat love and sex like commodities or short term shit).Stay on that path, that's what I did and that's exactly what I got. The thing that might be fucking you up is 'perfectionism' that means if you expect a pure virgin girl and deny the girl who only had 1 or 2 sex encounters from her attempts at trying to find long term -> marriage, then you will fuck yourself over.Keep the first value system just make sure that shit isn't too rigid or strict. Find the in between
>>34779440Hahah you're morbidly obese to be this obsessed.
>>34779510Dystopian Curb your Enthusiasm type story. Like a Larry David type figure haggling over buying slave labor at an auction.
>>34779519Das rayciss
Both gendersWhat music group do you think has more larpers, including people that carry shirts or pins even though they haven't listened to any of their songs? Pink Floyd? Nirvana? Ramones? Other?
>>34779512Mfind a cute girl and ragebait her into hopefully raping me
>>34779527Red hot chili peppers
>>34779522Fuck, I don't know if I can lose that much weight.
>>34779389Sea urchin.
>>34779510I want someone else to write a story about every human suddenly disappearing except for one man. No hidden mystery, no aliens, no zombies, no actually there are other survivors, nothing. Just exploration and a look into how infrastructure breaks down when there's no one to maintain it.
>>34779527FI guess any big mainstream band will attract those kinds of people. Don't know about any specific ones.
>>34779510FI dunno I don't really feel like I have a story to tell. Probably some kind of sci fi that feels like the first draft was written while PKD and Stephen King were on drugs together over a long weekend and then michael crichton edited it for them.
>>34779533Hey
>>34779524>You called me fat therefore you are the morbidly obese one and are obsessed with mi with me or whatever
>>34779513You should consider remedying your insecurities (and thats all it is) by talking to multiple women at once instead of fixating on a girl you have nothing going on with as is. You don't even konw if she likes you back, any emotional investment at that stage is too much.You don#t know if she likes you, you ond't know if you get along, you don't know if you are compatible long term. This is why most people have multiple irons in the fire, because its expected that a lot of them won't work. Some of these irons can also turn into hookups and nothing more, because you are attracted to each other but not taht compatible. It is normal and works that way.I'd advice you to confront and diminish your insecurities instead of strengthening them by giving the a moral coat of paint. You're not above those things, you're scared of them.
>>34779515"Banana" meaning just a noticeable upward shape. Not a super sharp curve, but enough to not sag at full mast. It also has always been like this and has not changed the curve angle so I don't think it is anything to worry about.
>>34779527Thrasher
>>34779531If you're over 5'8 that's not really your fault
>>34779510FI want to subvert the "self-hating homophobic bully" archetype, and instead have a gay bully who's proudly out of the closet and constantly rapes his victims. He has a lesbian sister who likes to do the same to girls. I'm mentally ill in case you can't tell.
>>34779503>Bruh, isn't that Carth/Kaiden's fruity ass? Unbelievable.Eww, no. I hated Kaidan after that shit he pulled in ME2 (also the shit he pulled in ME1) and never really liked Carth as a character.>>34779510>If you were to write a story, for the medium and format of your choice, what would it be about?About a nebula very, very distant. About z girl who is the chosen one in an ancient war of people that can use an ability called The Pressure and possess swords made out of pure energy.I'll call in Space Battles.But fr I would 100% write a sci-fi series with the hopes of it getting a video game adaptation.>>34779521>I wonder if there are any good Danganronpa fanfics on there, that series has to be a magnet for them.Absolutely, it's one of the biggest fandoms. >>34779527>NirvanaDefinitely Nirvana. I'd wager the majority of people who wear their shirts have only heard a handful of their songs.
>>34779522GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME AAAAAAA
>>34779546I know, but I still want to be bench pressed by a strong, independent woman.
>>34779527FI'm so out of the loop with music I really don't know but Nirvana and Pink Floyd have been contenders for the top spot for 30 years.
>>34779549>Eww, no. I hated Kaidan after that shit he pulled in ME2 (also the shit he pulled in ME1) and never really liked Carth as a character.Left Ashley to die? Based.
>>34779547Can we fuck
>>34779527NirvanaThe BeatlesThe Rolling Stones AC/DC
>>34779550Shh just let it happen you'll like it I promise.>>34779552I could always get more swole. I might be more motivated if I saw how helpful and cool that increased strength was.
Femanons, you have to get a guy hard with just your voice, what do you say to him?
>>34779561>I could always get more swole. I might be more motivated if I saw how helpful and cool that increased strength was.Imo swollenness is overrated. Having a toned, defined body is way better.
>>34779549>Absolutely, it's one of the biggest fandoms.Maybe I'll just put stuff like Dangan or random RPG maker horror games on my eventual Tinder, would probably filter normal people but oh well.Kingdom Hearts is probably a magnet as well. Apparently a lot of girls like watching boys kiss boys for some reason in this fandom, I constantly see homo-suggestive or erotic fanart when looking for KH art.
>>34779563I'm tapping out of this competition
I see the early thread attention whore has been active again.
>>34779556Yeah, finding out she isn't gay in the ME3 like Kaidan means she gets the nuke every time. Don't talk shit on my alien wife if you aren't willing to take her place between my legs. Bitch.
if she's cute and has all this innocence and naive vibe ground her it instantly gets me hard
>>34779499>>34779505>>34779517>>34779523>>34779540Thank you for the advices, there is some good stuff in there which I hope will make me move in the right direction
>>34779563>Femanons, you have to get a guy hard with just your voice, what do you say to him?Just whisper random shit in his ear in Spanish.
>>34779574No amount of advice or anything else will make you move, you just have to light a fire under your ass and force it like jumping in a pool.
>>34779227I like how the first post is always just ragebait and it having a lot of yous. lol.
>>34779227What would I even say to a girl?
>>34779563"Wah, what are we going to do on the bed Onii-chan? POMF!"
>>34779378>She let you cum in her mouth and swallowed, but you won't kiss her afterwards. How can you still say you love her?You seem to be misinformed. Where I come from, good girls get kisses.
>>34779513>And I am asking all of this 'cause there's this girl who might be interested in me, but she casually hooks up with her friends and that terrifies my first wolf.I posted and didn't see your second post I'm this anon: >>34779523No I wouldn't date a girl who does casual with friends. It shows poor boundaries and loose sexual principles, that generally doesn't spell "long term" material at all. Not judging her or shitting on her but the way to break it down is this:There's people who are in the short gameAnd people who are in the long game (I know I just lectured you about black or white thinking so this is ironic but hear me out)Short game players should not be chasing long term game players. Precisely because of this value conflict. Sometimes a short game players gets tired of their side of the game and they want to go into long term. And get 'serious' which is greatBut it means you have to gauge their sincerity or resolve and think of what type of baggage do they have and does any such baggage risk relapse into their old ways? Either through sudden break up or even infidelity if they had been a sex addict etc.If the girl isn't someone you have known for long or have deep connections with on some friendly basis, then the risk ain't worth it. If she was someone you could see as a very good character and you are invested in her personality and you've known her a long time and wanted to give her a shot and overlook her casual history, sure, but if it's not that situation then there's no sane reason to take the risk I would pass on her personally.
>sp500 +52.09 (0.70%)we're back bros
>>34779563If you're a woman and can't answer this then you might be a retard.
>Wasn't born into a Disney movie-magic tier true love story of star crossed lovers who met at a young age, were separated, and then met again by fate after they were older.Bricked Run, GG.
Chat, this is cool?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-5DCZ4uTFY
>State genderIs it wrong to masturbate to the sound of a roommate having sex?
>>34779594Yes, but some loser is gonna seethe about how the color was probably added via AI.
>>34779227No, they're scary
>>34779594Makes me wonder how many people will be watching me into the far reaches of the future.
Can something horrible happen so i don’t have to go on this trip
>>34779482Those things are weird and funny. I don't understand them but giggle when I see one.
>>34779570>Yeah, finding out she isn't gay in the ME3 like Kaidan means she gets the nuke every time. Don't talk shit on my alien wife if you aren't willing to take her place between my legs. Bitch.Nta, I wish we got the pre release Ashley, she seemed less annoying, and was hotter
>>34779584Makes sense to be honest, she's still a connection I want to keep no matter what but yep
Can anyone relate to finding certain people's regular speaking voices aggravating? I don't mean someone with an annoying voice, I mean just the sound of a person speaking makes you upset even if they're not saying anything offensive.
>>34779607What's so dreadful about this trip?
should i tell you guys the story about how i ended up in a drug lords hacienda in 2013?
>>34779575Nta, but I associate Spanish with people who are overly loud and annoying on the subway, so it wouldn't work on me anymore.
>>34779519>should've knownDuhh. Already did broski
>>34779586Just autistic. I have a "show don't tell" approach.
>>34779611Cool, so just continue being her friend then, pick a new target and good luck out there autist bro, I'm rooting for you
>>34779595MI mean, I can think of a lot worse things to get off to.
>>34779575>Just whisper random shit in his ear in SpanishRip white guys
>>34779620That doesnt work for me, but you do you.
>>34779608Bananas?
>>34779607What did you do now anon
Women would you marry a man who doesn't smile much or is very reactive at all, not even quiet just non reactive.If no generally what would it take for you to want to?
>>34779620>show don't tellanddd you see it alot?
Didn't care for the new Spider-Man, I guess it's for the zoomers.
send a vocaroo trying to speak spanish and i would rate from 1-10
>>34779626>doesn't work for mewhy not? No judgement just curious.
>>34779538What do you want?
>>34779481Stick with your principles and don't have sex until you find a girl you actually love. I was KHHV too, and I'm glad I waited until I found a girl I loved. And honestly, the first kiss is better than first sex.>>34779513That's reasonable anon.
>>34779613Yeah, my mothers. Likely just from how much stress I've had associated with hearing it.
>>34779620>I have a "show don't tell" approach.Based
>>34779635>Stick with your principles and don't have sex until you find a girl you actually love.Kek, he's gonna be a 40yo virgin. And was your gf a virgin too?
>>34779510MI think I could write a good "sad sack mopes about and thinks about life" book
>>34779575Can you pronounce the ñ tho?
>>34779629I think this would make me neurotic
It's hard to be a gentleman in this weather..
>>34779481For me it's one wolf saying "hold to your standards for a quality match. If you don't think you'll marry her, you shouldn't waste each other's time." and another wolf saying "Go out and get relationship experience even if you don't see a future with that girl so you can avoid making noob relationship mistakes when you meet the right one"What do?
>>347796320 or 1 rating and I'm also way too loud at the start of this sorryhttps://vocaroo.com/13ycIxxoLbj7
>>34779645What if he verbally and physically affirms he loves you in other ways but he doesn't even smile during sex.
>>34779620How does this look in execution?
how about a story about some atoga incels who start a fight club
>>34779651NtaThe first one.No sense in learning to cater to the preferences of a woman who is not like the one you want to be with long term.
>>34779651both wolves are just a mask your anxiety wears to keep you from action. Just do and worry about this shit later. The right course will reveal itself as you do. In relationships with women, not in your own head.
>>34779657There's no way that isn't ending in gay sex
>>34779629I want to know what he’s thinking.
>>34779661One is secretly a woman pretending to be a man
>>34779652NTADecent effort, I'd say it's around a 6 or 7. Enough to get a free tapa in a bar.
>>34779641No, but she had a body count of one. She was so traumatized from that experience it took her months to get her used to penetration.
>>34779651Listen to the first wolf.
