>>34779688
kneepads

>>34779694
kill yourself with the blowjob stuff dude

>>34779688
Simply borrow it from a friend and work to pay it in the next one or two weeks.
The other alternative is sucking an unrealistic number of dicks in the next 24 hours for 1 dolar each.

>>34779708
I don't have any friends...

>>34779713
What about family? If you explain your situation and commit to giving it back, someone will probably help.

>>34779688
Why do you need money for?

>>34779725
I don't have any family... :(

suck cocks

>>34779734
Depends if OP is a woman or man.

>>34779738
If literally doesn't.

>>34779743
I'm not gay. I don't want a blowjob from a man

>>34779746
Just close your eyes and pretend. If they moan loud it may ruin the experience though.

>>34779751
No.

>>34779754
kek

>>34779688
Sell one of your extra chromosomes.

>>34779760
Is that even possible?

>>34779767
not for a jedi
did I ever tell you the tale of Darth Downis?

>>34779688
Pawn something

>>34779688
find the grossest fetish website or subreddit u can find and make posts saying that youll do anything for money

>>34779688
there's gig apps for jobs that get posted each day and they are 1 event deals. pay is usually shit and you have to get some ratings before everything opens up but most major cities get multiple posted daily. uber/lyft and food delivery is another if you have a car. id go this route for the quickest and most reliable work
you can always check craigslist or post there, though you might be dead in 24 hours
pawn shop is the most reliable. find something in your house to sell
there's always loan places but i shudder at what may happen if you can't pay those off.
idk if theres some way to manipulate the buy it later or some credit card thing you can do to draw temporary money. some places let you have a negative balance for a while. again youll probably have some late fee to pay.
do you even have a job, car or anything? your situation sounds desperate. is the eva foam calling?

>>34779688
Sell some plasma and suck 2-3 dicks. Do the dick sucking after the donation though or you'll have to lie and might give someone aids with your plasma.

>>34779778
>>34780009
Top keks

>>34779688
You can get that in ten hours by randomly cutting long grass and seeing if you get a tip. Don’t even ask if they want it. Most people will feel obligated to pay. No mower? Borrow or rent one for six bucks.

>>34781636
>the hell you doing on my property nigger
>oh I'm just mowing your lawn for you sir
>nigger get the hell off my fucking lawn

time is running, OP
those dicks aren't going to suck themselves

>>34779688
Do you own a gun? Or a realistic looking bb gun?

>>34781811
>robbing a bank
that's illegal...

>>34781777
Shut up.

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>>34782338
op is that you? can we get a little update on your progress?
let me guess, you've done nothing

>>34781861
I was going to suggest just random people. Its easier to get away with it that way.

>>34782376
that's evil...

>>34779746
You will learn to love it trust me!

>>34781697
That happens but the chances are very low.

>>34783812
lol sure thing mister trespasser

>>34779688
Oh god I would love to be behind that wall

>>34779688
It’s been thirty. Report.

>>34784287
I'm afraid he's too busy guzzling ungodly amounts of cum

>>34784357
Gross

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>>34784287
do we even need to ask?
op never even left their house

>>34784172
oh fucking god I want zendaya to be my wife

>>34784641
same she can't act worth a shit but she sure is hot